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# apparently they go way back...
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:30, archived)
# crunching tackle
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Best of all the nu-metal bands
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:50, archived)
# i prefer sublime passing*



*(c) Mick McCarthy
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Make this the new image challenge.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post785296
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:50, archived)
# i dont think there's much mileage to be had out of laughing at the mentally ill
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:58, archived)
# i bloody do
starting with X factor entrants, Heather Mills, and Tim Westwood.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Is it for real??
I was not convinced when 5 of my friends grouped together and tried to pursuade me that Gazza had turned up with beer, chicken and fishing equipment... using their manipulative collective lies.

Then read the news story this morning, oh how silly I feel for not believing that Gazza would attempt such a scenario that not even the surrealist of artists could of thought up.

(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Arf!
Ning all.

TJ: www.matthewgraygubler.com/

Full of hatstand win (I especially love the museum).
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:50, archived)
# If I went to school with him...
... he would've been known as Matthew Gay Gobbler

/childishness
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)
# What a wonderful website though!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Mentally disturbed famous person
shows up at the scene of a mentally disturbed person taking their own life on live TV.

I smell a sitcom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:53, archived)
# My Two Mentalists?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)
# *something about cleaning moats*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Love Thy Neighbour
But watch out for her ex.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:06, archived)
# this FB group confuses and disturbs me
www.facebook.com/pages/RIP-RAOUL-MOAT-YOU-LEGEND-3/131022780267789?ref=search
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I really don't know what the fuss is.
He shot himself, and people are going "It was a public execution" - er ... whut?!

It was a public SELF-execution, yes, but I really don't see how it's the police's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:19, archived)
# The story goes....
he sat with the gun to his head.
They tasered him, knowing this would mean he'd probably end up shooting himself.

What got me was, in the morning they were saying they DIDN'T taser him (with accompanying 'expert' on the news explaining why they didn't taser him.)
By the afternoon they admitted they had
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:31, archived)
# thing is
they'd get shit either way. if they didn't taser him, Moat's bro would be saying "why didn't you taser him - it would have stopped him" and since they did, it's now a "public execution".

it's pretty cut n' dried that he was a murderer, so I don't really see what the fuss is about.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:33, archived)
# ^this^
and he was a crap wannabe Rambo clone
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Ramber: forst blud part 2 - why aye, Geordie!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:38, archived)
#
They should have sent him on a one man mission to Iraq

(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
#
Iraq

Gatesheed
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Also, it was always going to end up with him shooting himself
it always does
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Well - that as well, though I was hoping they'd get him alive - I was hoping for a new Charles Manson.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)
# perhaps Cheryl Cole got tasered by a mosquito
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Nothing about the British public disturbs me anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:19, archived)
# that's why so many people have got restriction orders out on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:19, archived)
# fuckinell
facebook: helping idiots talk to each other since 2004
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Stupidfuckingcuntbook
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:38, archived)
#
" Paul 'Ian Beale' Dunscombe I couldnt stop watching the other night it wasnt out of choice tho. I couldnt find the Raoulmoat controll RIP big man"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:34, archived)
# The disguise almost fooled the police, but he just wasn't "Butch" enough to fool them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:04, archived)
# ahahaha
paaaaaaaaaaatt
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Good Lord!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# so that's what Yazz is up to now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# The only way is down
for her alone, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# at least she's got her own crop of small berries
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)
# haha
That's what's left of the plastic population!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:30, archived)
# haha
I have that song in my head now!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Stand Up for Your Love Rights was so much better
and no one remembers it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:17, archived)
# If The Only Way Is Up is anything to go by
That's probably a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Yes!
I love that song.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Hate the song
and the singer but love this, so some good has come of it.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Dolf Lundgrum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Jesus! - Look at the moat on that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Crikey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)
# hahahaha fuck:D
(herman:D, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# oh gawd
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh hai ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:27, archived)
# How could they resist?
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# haha
Hunter S. Tarsier?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:35, archived)
# "Who loves yer baby"
Tarsy Savalas
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Oh Mr Tarsier, I am undone!
he needs more mullet and wide collar paisley shirt :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:49, archived)
#
He's playing a sexy jazz chord, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:55, archived)
# C major 13th
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# With a flattened 5th. Satan's chord.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:23, archived)
# hahahaha
Needs more piano!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# who loves ya, baby
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Mictoboy!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:58, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:43, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Moaty, It's Gazza.
(edson, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:21, archived)
# leave gazza alone
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:22, archived)
# No, it's Gary!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:45, archived)
# They're waiting for newb tuesday!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:56, archived)
# *awaits grammar nazis*


Because this thread was worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha
*click
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)
# "gray"??
woo though
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Hitler ruined shaving for men,
If it were not for Hitler I could shave and leave that bit under my nose that really piss's me off and always gets bloody cut with my razor, I hate him for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Do it anyway! Reclaim the moustache!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:17, archived)
# NUR FUER MICH
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I work in a shop that sells 'colorants'
and strangely enough only last week I was having a conversation with one of the others over the ridiculous names some of the shades have, and coming up with alternatives ... for instance Aryan Blonde, Ladyin Red, Spreading Chestnut, Fucking Ginger ... the list goes on. Any more suggestions from youse guys?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Gonnerea Green for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:42, archived)
# The final solution
I have struggled with grey hair as well.
(SPaced I have an irrational fear of sock puppets, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Guys - is grey YOUR downfall? Look no fuhrer - Just For Mein makes everything reich, in just three easy (goose)steps. The Final Solution for those wrong-coloured Herrs!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 8:29, archived)
# just for mein!
that's the joke!
I've been looking at the picture for ages trying to figure out what the joke was....
*slow brain day*
(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:05, archived)
# This'd be the place for this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant!
(Tivert, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 3:52, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] They really shouldn't have released this image.
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:10, archived)
# he he he...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Borice!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:00, archived)
# and just like Ashley Cole, he's no longer messing around in a Geordie bush
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)
# This pictures been doing the rounds.
I'm assuming it's Raoul-related, but what's the background on it? Anyone got a news-type linky?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Thankyou BBC - Here's a can of lager and a piece of chicken.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10583023.stm
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)
# It's been on a lot of the news coverage:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10583023.stm
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)
# first!
haha! - the image really does deserve to be abused. i'd like to see a few more gazza mock ups, but i am at work. maybe this evenings?
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:25, archived)
# *Shakes fist*
Damn your fast typing
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# harrowing stuff:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ActDej5SHDc
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:25, archived)
#
hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:27, archived)
# ahahaha
brutal man, BRUTAL
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Thanks. Much appreciated.
Still, um, WTF is he pulling that face for???
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# he needed a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:46, archived)
# He should've gone to Paul's first then.
(Poison-System-X, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:00, archived)
# He's in the middle of expressing his dislike of cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:50, archived)
# I REALLY want to know what event,
'coincidentally' occurring next to a photographer all set up to sell pictures to Getty Images, caused
three out of four armed police officers (excuse the Gazza)
to simultaneously all look -- with surprise/alarm -- in the same direction, taking their eyes off a dangerous suspect pointing a sawn-off shotgun at his head.

These four were trying to avoid any sudden moves, avoid any other innocent deaths or injuries, and if possible talk Moat down into surrender.

What sort of photographer would get into the danger area and then get his mate to suddenly shout at the police? (If that's what happened... I have no evidence that it is, I'm just ad-libbing here :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Ronseal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:46, archived)
# grey hair in your moustache making you look old before your time?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Pathological hatred of the Jews leaving you looking for a Final Solution?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Just For Mein?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:07, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:16, archived)
# "See that shocking display last night?"
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Are we talking about Holland trying to injure the entire Spain team?
Being half-Dutch and a fan of pretty football I was sad that they played such a cynical game :(
The better side won.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:58, archived)
#
I am just afraid of going to Spain now, every time I touch a Spanish person on the shoulder they are going to fall over like I have shot them.

I can see myself spending many hours in Spanish prison ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Also ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:04, archived)
# ^this^
what happened with Torres' hamstring?

With a minute to go, it looks like his move to Cheski is in jeopardy... the next he's walking perfectly fine to get his medal.

Cheating cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:09, archived)
# What was Wenger thinking sending on Walcott that early?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:13, archived)
# "Going anywhere nice on your holidays? Poland. Oh, I hear it's nice this time of year"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)
# "sometimes, I just want to..... sing!"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)
# "...with my best Goebbels by my side"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:57, archived)
# "Nein, nein!
I said centre parting!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:01, archived)
# That's you that is.


EDIT: Oi! He nicked that tash off Richard Herring!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I have here a copy of your new book
'Origins of the Crimean War'!
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Noice
I've been thinking about doing a series of literal interpretations of b3ta usernames.

Also: good morning the b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I think it would be a brilliant mini-challenge
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:36, archived)
# For real.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:58, archived)
# "If you listen closely, you can hear his screams of pain..."


*TRU QUOTE from SKY on saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:47, archived)
#
If it had been set in space, nobody would have heard him
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:08, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:10, archived)
# News schmews
Unless it affects me directly, i care not for the affairs of others. Especially when its blown out of all proportion and hyped up by the media - such as this and maddie.

Its the ultimate entertainment for nosey parkers!

Oh, and by the way, i read your quote as if read by the guy from shaun of the dead who said 'by removing the head or destroying the brain'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:09, archived)
# yeah! Fuck 'other people' and their 'affairs'!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Yes. Lip them.
LIP THEIR STOCKING.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)
#
I watched the real Rambo on ITV4
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:23, archived)
# which is almost exactly how it was said...
sadly not by the same bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Needs more Real Executions.
We are so removed from death here in the West that it's understandably fascinating for us.

I'd like to go to the London Dungeons, but I'd want to go on a day when it's quiet and chilled out, which will be never, as it's a tourist trap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:32, archived)
#
If you are ginger and on steroids you can perform your own and get on the front page of the news too, but you have to be good and writing long rambling letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Real life executions is one thing
putting someone's last moments on a constant loop on half the screen, while the newsreader on the other side of the screen interviews people about his state of mind / what could have been done / who's to blame, seems a little excessive
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:37, archived)
# A little sexy?
I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)
# I dunno mate, come to glastonbury town once in a while and you'll see the dead walking about
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Ah, Glastonbury!
Home of new-age snake oil!

Top tip for DJs in Somerset: don't EVER try to emulate London DJs.

"Four to tha floor for the muthafuckin hardcore, Norton Massive!" with a Somerset accent does not sound good in any way, shape or form.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)
#
I cant reed an eye cant rite, but dat dont realy matta, cause eye cum from summerset an aye can drive a tratter
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:43, archived)
# heh
glastonbury is the evil twin of street
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Pffft.
Needs more Shepton Mallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Shitand Smellit
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:44, archived)
# With a dash of weston suoer mud
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# gah...
was down there this weekend.

still as shit as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:24, archived)
# What a fanny
Did Butch & Sundance kill themselves? Did John Marston Kill himself?

Quite frankly, if it doesnt involve a hail of bullets and a freeze-frame that turns sepia, I don't want to know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:38, archived)
# jeepers, really? (the quote)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)
# indeed....
their covergae on saturday was nothing short of disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Sky News and ITN just...
go to show how far ahead of its time Brasseye really was, and although the BBC are better they are quickly catching up.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Evil Tarsier!
You should compo this
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Happy mundee B3tans
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:36, archived)
# Happy Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:52, archived)
# Is that that Bez chap?
His band Domino Bones are supporting us at a festival in a couple of weeks time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:05, archived)
# that is the legend that is Bez
I consider this to be his finest spasticated dancing:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJecpjVs3Lc
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:50, archived)
# 'Ning SAH!
What festival would this be?
*Hopes for Knebworth*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:52, archived)
# what an ace monday morning thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:46, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely day for it*, wot wot?


Click for bigger (74 kb)
*crack
been here for 4 1/2 years and this is the first time I've ever posted a piccy...hopes tha dust liike.
(sorry about the bindunnedness, in retrospect)
(spidaminida, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 6:11, archived)
# Spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:42, archived)
# Cynically hijacking a national tradgerdy just to frame a pun
Photobucket
(CaptainMaak, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 4:05, archived)
# Anybody like video games?
Night Driver for stupid people:

Night Driver for lazy people:

Night Driver for drunk people:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 3:10, archived)
# There's also the less popular Night Driver for the insane:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Good game(s).
It has always struck me as odd that the vast majority of driving games
have shittier control response than that game did on a 0.988mhz-Z80.
ALSO: I note that the second could work for NASCAR if you flipped it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Burnout Paradise on the xbox 360 is hella fun with the Microsoft wheel
so is Forza 3, both have excellent response & force feedback, not like the early days of steering wheels where the game took 2 seconds before it responded to moving the wheel
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 4:41, archived)
# Gone are the days of tokens and crashing within 30 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 5:02, archived)
# If you stare at the second one long enough it feels like going backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 5:13, archived)
#
Also, he/she/it is driving on the wrong side of the road in the two lower panels.
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:27, archived)
# Actually..................................nobody is driving at all.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:01, archived)
# webb
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:54, archived)
# U.S. money? That's not worth anything.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 3:04, archived)
# holy shit, the £ is getting stronger against the $ again!
www.x-rates.com/d/USD/GBP/graph30.html

still it's not like when $2=£1 unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 4:43, archived)
#
techoffensive.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/shotweb.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 3:05, archived)
# haha
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Been experimenting with timelapses
on and off over the past few years - finally got enough together to add music, so I did:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVYcr1iGzOo
(Cipromil, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Great work
but the music choice kind of kills it if you don't mind me saying so.

Also, you'll generally get a better reception over at /links with this kind of thing. Plus if people vote on in there it may get noticed and considered for inclusion in the newsletter.

I will kill again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:45, archived)
# I much prefer it with the vuvuzela button on.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Nice tour. I hate traffic.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 3:05, archived)
# is my interwebs being gimpy again
or is there no picture
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Quiz question:
Name this footballer...

(nraphael, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:29, archived)
# I like his midfield partner as well
Chavvy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Mister Grimsdale!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:49, archived)
# keep guessing...
(nraphael, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Mr.Seamshead?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 3:06, archived)
# You mongs

It's Shabby Alonso.
(nraphael, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 5:51, archived)
# Bindun better (I found out afterwards), dated reference, and it doesn't even feature taser cop!
Took me bloody ages though so here.

Photobucket
(CaptainMaak, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:52, archived)
# "PRESS X TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE MIC!"
Very nice. :)

I can't play my PS3 anymore. My sister's broken the telly. It just suddenly went dark and started to smell like burning. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:56, archived)
#
Left-on-too-long-telly smell is great.

Memories of fiddling around behind the old tv trying to plug my zx spectrum aerial in.
(CaptainMaak, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Left-on-too-long-telly smell is horrible.
It smells like telly death. :(

Hopefully it'll be working again tomorrow (though I doubt it) *crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Sorry, that was insensitive of me.
Here. Have my spare telly.

animated tv gif Pictures, Images and Photos
(CaptainMaak, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:51, archived)
# lol @ logo placement
he's been eating far too many starberries
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:53, archived)
#
hahaha didn't even notice that!
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:05, archived)
# I was just laughing at that.
Dirty fecker shit on a plate.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:08, archived)
# bwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:50, archived)
# HELL YEAH
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:03, archived)
# hahahaha
that's truly fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Haha!
Is his body unshopped? That's an impressive leap!
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Yep, twas an impressive leap for a large man who's been sitting in a car for 3 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:18, archived)
# So be it...Jedi...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:33, archived)
# No Raoul....I am your father.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:48, archived)
# yeah right...smoke another...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Ouch.
I've just imagined holding an un-ignited lightsaber under my chin and having my fingers jolted into pressing the button.

It'd be a bit sore in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Woz driving through lowestoft 2day FUCKING FIRE
Image and video hosting by TinyPicImage and video hosting by TinyPicImage and video hosting by TinyPic news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/10593709.stm?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
(herman:D, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:28, archived)
# I passed that place last week
So, um, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Dude, what the fuck?
Edit: This is how you do a fire pic: www.flickr.com/photos/potatojunkie/325104945/in/set-72157594431461987/
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:30, archived)
# wonderful pic!
Next time I torch a building, I will wait until about 4:30 PM on a late Autumn afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:49, archived)
# oh yeah
you just happened to be passing there did you eh?

*eyes with suspicion*

(also, wailaapoyFF!?)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:31, archived)
# i woz just happened to be passing there.Going home from yarmouth :D
(herman:D, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:08, archived)
# RFS is over! (Note the time)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:34, archived)
# hahahahhahhahhahahahhaa:D
(herman:D, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Fucking hell it's on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:38, archived)
# FUCK
!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:51, archived)
# best thing to happen to a focus store
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Smokus
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Bloody hell. The staff in the creosote department can't follow one simple fucking instruction.
Really, do they have to spell it out in blue and yellow?

Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Focus!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:40, archived)
#


Edit: I found them
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)
# haha:D
(herman:D, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:40, archived)
# :D Rampage!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:35, archived)
# hahahah:D
fuck yes
(herman:D, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Firestarter!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:38, archived)
# not me :D
(herman:D, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:42, archived)
# I woke up this morning to find a fire burning outside my bedroom window.
Someone had set the great pile of wooden palletes in the loading yard opposite alight. I had a wonderful view, lots of flames and plumes of black smoke and everything. Then I got to watch the fire brigade come and put it out with a hose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Pics ?
(herman:D, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Nah, no camera. But the wind made the fire do the spinny cyclone thing, which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Well it was nice of that warehouse to give you photography hints.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Quick 'n' obscure..

(Banjo Legs, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:05, archived)

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