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# apologies for TOAP


but check out this lookalike, one of them being the UK's most famous murdered doctor, the other the UK's most murdering doctor
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:44, archived)
# they should have gone to spec savers together
made the most of the 2 for 1 offer
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Daddy or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:00, archived)
# doctored pics only
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:03, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:10, archived)
# "Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man"
uncannily like a certain dude

(from last weeks scottish sun)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:48, archived)
# 'Allo 'Allo everybody - sorry I found this stuck in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:22, archived)
# oh christ I hated that show..
it was the same episode, week after week after week..

(sorry, woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
# At least they were consistent
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:32, archived)
# That looks NOTHING like Alan Rickman.
Bloody jpeg artefacts :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] If Led Zep were remarketed for people of their current age


She'd be buying a stairlift to heaven
(philbo baggins, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:53, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Eleven golden oldies :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. Have this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# And this :D
(herman:D, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Ouch
Thanks..


You've reminded me that I have an animated version of this somewhere.. have to go looking for it
(philbo baggins, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:51, archived)
# so you have seen the film then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Only 3 more days.....then I'm a free man......
.....Oh arseburgers.
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
# He's gonna come out of that cell walking like John Wayne.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:44, archived)
# You mean Marion.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:51, archived)
# "Bagsy on top!"
"But the cells in this block don't HAVE bunk beds ... oh ..."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's one I prepared earlier...


..or maybe two



Not forgetting Don Maclean's classic "American Pig"


(philbo baggins, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Love the Iron Maiden one.
The seamy-ness only adds to it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:41, archived)
# War is Hell :D Fuuuck!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Bloody ace is that!!!
WOO and *click*

:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Pfft. To the bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Is it time for tin foil hats?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:28, archived)
# As long as it isn't any ordinary tin foil
we only promote Don's TinFoil Hats a quality product.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:30, archived)
# I think you should point out
that other brands of tin foil hats are available from all good retailers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:34, archived)
# True - we cannot be seen to be bias
*awaits delivery of Don's TinFoil Hats*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Tinfoil helmets, surely?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Only when the war is looming!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:48, archived)
# sounds like a conspiracy to me
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
# FUCK
YES!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Fire at Will . . . who is that in the belt feed ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:31, archived)
# It's one of Elvisweathercock's gifs, Gordon Brown saying "STFU!" :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Great . . . in that case . . . fire all the ammo till the barrel melts Brown !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Is it a ma-meme gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Yes, yes it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Hell Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Yes HAha:D
(herman:D, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:53, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# The flag makes this.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
# leaving it as a hammer and sickle just seemed shit
so i was forced to make something up :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:23, archived)
# hurrah!
or is that HUSSAR!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Fork over fishbones !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:23, archived)
# This makes me think to two things:
A: Dinner time

and B: the Ikea cats commercial.

So does that mean I want to eat Sweedish meatballs at the nearest Ikea store?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:24, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:27, archived)
#
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:29, archived)
# fuck
he's pissed again
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:32, archived)
# hahah these are both excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:06, archived)
# OH FUCK
NOW HE'S PISSED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I think the tickets should be half-price
Because they don't move their arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Yeah. Lazy bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Well exactly.
That's why punk gigs are cheaper than Pink Floyd ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:09, archived)
# did you write this letter to Viz ?
"Why does everyone make such a fuss about Michael Flatley and his Riverdancing? There's nothing clever about dancing if you've only got to think about moving your feet. Proper dancers like Lionel Blair wave their arms all over the shop. I think Mr Flatley should charge half as much as he does for his tickets.
Mrs H. N. Loops, Rhyll "
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Um ... no.
What's Viz? Erm ... erm ...

I believe the rebuttal is something along the lines that the ticket prices are fine, because they move their feet twice as fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:11, archived)
# :D
yes probably by Mr.C. Flakes
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Once saw a cartoon where archaeologists had unearthed a book entitled:
Irish Dancing
Volume II
Incorporating the Arms



(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)
# I am the lord of the dance settee
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Me & my brother used to sing that
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNvfy5QEEDk
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:14, archived)
# please snap an arm, please snap arm
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Much to my eternal shame I did get roped along to see this show once
and was pleasantly surprised. I thought it would be just a load of Irish violin-accompanied mincing, and yes that does make up a bit of it, but the rest is curiously good. Not that I'll get the chance to see it again ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Never go Ghost-Hunting.

You'll always end up drunk with no trousers, talking into your own shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
# typical night out for me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# it has nothing to do with ghost hunting
and everything to do with excessive cider consumption
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# NO!
It was the GHOSTS!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# ghosts get you drunk and steal your pants?
i'll have to try that excuse next weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:34, archived)
# And the stains: ectoplasm.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# what stains?
that's what the throwover is for ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
# That arc's been going on so long I'd almost forgotten there were fat guys in SA
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Wait, what?
what happened to the cat/woman thing and the other cat/woman thing with the runes and the dagger and all that?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Didn't they used to have weetabix strapped to their faces too?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:34, archived)
# You're more likely to see ghosts if you're drunk
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:17, archived)
# It all makes sense now;
The whole arc's basically been Kat and Van drunk off their asses in a small room, thinking the hat stand in the corner was a possessed dead explorer and the kitchen knife they were playing was infact the Dagger of time.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I TOTALLY LOOGIED ON THAT GOOD DEAD ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:59, archived)
# All Beatles memorabilia 50% off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:02, archived)
# their heads are painted on a house around the corner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# "BY a house around the corner"
"Their heads are painted BY a house around the corner."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:07, archived)
# no, they're painted on the side of the house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Oh, sorry.
I thought you meant it was the house that had painted the heads of the Beatles.

To be honest I thought it was a quite a weird thing to claim.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# liverpool council
desperately trying to borrow credibility from a bunch of warblers who were making music over 30 years ago. pathetic, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:15, archived)
# What about them Londonders?
Still bragging about bloody Lord Nelson.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:40, archived)
# To be fair, though, he actually did something worth some merit.
IE - upset the French.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# that deserves a statue
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Oh, so last century war was great?
Tell that to Tony Blair!

Edit: or even 2 point x centuries ago.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:48, archived)
# not war, as such
just upsetting the french
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:51, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I bet Macca zinged them with The Frog Chorus.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:19, archived)
# I call "Coo-ee!" to passers by, and when they look up
I GOB IN THEIR EYE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Is that a quote from our prime minister?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Come on, come on, you should know this, Hood-Butter!
Stop dawdling!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:06, archived)
# OK...
Bart Simpson?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I'm afraid that Msr WB below has rather pipped you to the post, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I'll just kill myself now then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Stout fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:42, archived)
# * Starts singing again...
♫ Gob on you.. because I hate your guts ♫
♫ Gob on you... Kick you in the nuts! ♫

/NotTheNineOclockNewsBlog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# \o/
10 points!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I liked that programme but
I wasn't that keen on those songs. The first ever episode saw Pam Stevenson walk in a house with her tit hanging out, her husband (Mel Smith) just stared at her and she said, "Oh god, I left the baby on the bus". Never seen that one repeated for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# "American Express, that would do nicely..."
"and would you like to seerub my tits too?"

NSFW DE-RIS


EDIT: /CantFindTheOneAboutTheBabyOnTheBus/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:23, archived)
# He he yes.
Also the idea for The Meaning Of Liff, the comedy dictionary was lifted from NTNON's first book. They called it The Oxtail English Dictionary. Another little TV fact right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# It was 'rub' rather than 'see'
but you got the gist
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# That's what I said

not
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# "Can I get my head between them, and go
Flubble, flubble, flubble?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Yes.
I think you probably could.

PS. "Wild? I was livid!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Wank you
W Th
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
# hooooook! swish-swish! chwwwwwk! ptooie!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:46, archived)
# big match on at Huddersfield

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Haha, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Have yet another click from me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:33, archived)
# merci
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Effing stunning!!!
*Click*

:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Ta Ninj.......oooooh 4 :D's
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:38, archived)
# that makes a pair of double d's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:38, archived)
# My ex had Double Ds
They didn't work though
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:41, archived)
# i had them once
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Did they work for you?

I could hit her norks with hammers and she would never notice
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:28, archived)
# oh, now that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:35, archived)
# cheers Smash:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:39, archived)
# This should exist
as a real set
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Oh ya clever bastard
*cerlicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:38, archived)
# It's all bogged down in midfield.
There's no movement to link up the play. 4-4-4 is never going to work in the modern game. You're going home in a Corgi ambulance.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# i stole your idea, doing it no justice and it's really NSFW


here is NSFW version www.b3tards.com/u/9d297d0428ab1cecdcd6/wrong.gif
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# CRIKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:22, archived)
# WOW!!!!!.....*tongue on floor*
well done that.......quite amazed that photobucket's letting you host :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# good point
trying to figure out b3tards, struggling to work out how to find the link

*edit* ok i got it
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking hell
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Fuck Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
# I imagine that the paid attendance in there are truly enjoying the match !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:20, archived)
# nice 1 :D
(herman:D, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Ah, the good old Galpharm
I've performed there, dontchaknow
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:46, archived)
# If the ball gets stuck in the corner, do they tip the whole of Huddersfield up
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 1:08, archived)
# This is super brilliant
and i cant believe it doesnt exist
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 6:50, archived)
#
a proper old-skool B3ta guffaw there!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:30, archived)
# *clears search history
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:24, archived)
# That's one wet and wild day out
Like paintball with wangs
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:25, archived)
# i've gone paintballing with wangs
well, some of them were definitely dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:27, archived)
# isn't goo girls a real site?
*checks*
yes. yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:25, archived)
# I would not have thought so...
*goes to have a look
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:27, archived)
#
look wank
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:30, archived)
#
wank psycho killing frenzy.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Is it about ghosts?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)
# I do hope so
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# errr
some of the girls do look quite ghostly yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
#

ö¿ö
` O

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:26, archived)
#
 
٩(●•)۶   ٩๏๏)۶
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)
# What bloody symbols are those?
are they from some bizarre alphabet used by only 8 people living on sandbar in the Indian Ocean?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I'm sure Thailand will quibble with that description...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:40, archived)
#
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SHALL I STOP NOW?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:39, archived)
# so
does that mean i'd have to look on MenSN?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Über Mensch
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I would like 'Über Google' to be 'ÜberGoogle'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:27, archived)
# but it sounds like someone drowning
drowning on spunk mwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:30, archived)
# googeeel!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:33, archived)
# haha
BRING BACK WOMAN, WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# GIVE WAY!

T-shirt here!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:02, archived)
# i'm sure your "friend" will look good in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
# but you do?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:04, archived)
# bazinga!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Smashing that Q!!
Road signs LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:11, archived)
# haha
My 2 year old just said "Rainbow" properly for the first time! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Awwwww
Bless! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Your child is gay.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:21, archived)
# why the hell not
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:24, archived)
#

woo
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:09, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:45, archived)
# haha, very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
proper silly, proper b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
# FP twice!!
Well done sir!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)
# :-D
Teh Awesomes are strong in this one!
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# I love it
for it's simplicity
for it's geekery
but most of all, for the fact that I spent a long time looking for a hidden meaning before getting it

Brilliance in Simplicity:)
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Isn't that the 2nd FP for this?
(edit: OK having read a bit more it is)

or is my mind playing tricks on me?
It is VG BTW
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Fuck me, what happened here?!
Silly B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# arf
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:14, archived)
# there's something a bit fishy about those two
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Much better than dead ones
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Looks...
...like the A of GAY should be in the middle.
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
Not sure if this is missing the point. No clever stuff, just trying to make a classic (OK, classic-ish) album look a bit like another from a different genre:

(Pumpkinhead, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:53, archived)
# excellent!
actually follows the rules and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# nice!
that time in Hamburg served them well!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# :D This is not missing the point, it's closer to it than most of them.
woo and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
# a noob? getting it right?
fuck! it's the end of days!


by which i mean, woo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# This is good.

Good.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# this is excellent.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Thrice yes!
well done, top work
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:04, archived)
# spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:06, archived)
# This is tremendous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Unterwassermaschine!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Nicely!
FP THIS SOFORT!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Did the Beatles
always have Hitler and a camp Ricky Gervais?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:47, archived)
# I really like this.
Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Ronseal!
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:12, archived)
#
Many thanks for the comments and the "ronseal" of approval.
Maybe "Das Gelbe Unterwasserboot" would have been more accurate as Felix pointed out. I'm not that clever. I was also too lazy to try and translate it into French and Russian.
This place is a bit scary, in a nice way. Some great ideas and 'shop chops on display.


(Pumpkinhead, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 20:39, archived)
# he smooth...

ris
(dribl, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha. Proper laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:38, archived)
# *screams and stands on stool*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:47, archived)
# that's a nice spider
the ones in my house are so big, they could wear boots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# They are so amazingly industrious are spiders.
Overnight one had built a web that stretched right over downstair's front garden, and was sitting pretty (pretty ugly) right in the middle of it this morning, waiting for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:13, archived)
# i'm definitely getting myself another spider
bugger, i want to watch eight legged freaks now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:14, archived)
# ^ this
We have an orb-weaver outside our kitchen window and every single night she eats her perfectly good old web (or looks like she's eating it, destroys it anyway) and makes a brand new one. I hate the buggers but they are amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
# i think they do eat the web
but i'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:24, archived)
# There's one that lives inside the wing mirror of my car
every time I drive somewhere the web gets blown off but next morning it'll be back. The spider even managed to stay put through a 200-mile round trip up and down the M1.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:26, archived)
# *screams and excretes a stool*
(onto the spider)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:51, archived)
# nice to break out this again.
(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I love spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# It crawls into my mouth for some sweet sexy time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:59, archived)
# hello, the dutch spider molester mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:00, archived)
# heheh

*yiff yiff webs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Apparently the average person eats eight spiders a night.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:00, archived)
# glad I'm not average
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I was actually picturing you as I typed that out.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:25, archived)
# it's an urban myth
if anything, the warmth breath from a human mouth would deter any would be arachnid cakehole intruder
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I figured as much.
Me and my friend got it wrong anyway (I think it's supposed to be eight times in a lifetime). But then it tickled us, the idea of scoffing down eight of the bastards a night so we kept saying it at every available opportunity.

Because we're unfunny twats, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# hehehe, it's become a favourite 'anti-fact'
snopes gives a few details...
www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I should've known the internet'd be involved.
Whyioutta.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Also, it's not an insect
it's a fruit.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Have you seen those enormous camel spiders?
they're why there are so many legs in a bargain bucket these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)
# i've never seen so much ugly in one place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almere
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# well, it is twinned with milton keynes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:48, archived)
# I noticed that too
I believe they're oddly similar, even in population size and newishness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:50, archived)
# i didn't know about the size thing
but i was fairly sure about the newishness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
# having been to Amsterdam
and witnessed the average Dutch bird in the street (tall, blond, slim), I have trouble envisaging a town full of ugly women in the Netherlands.

No one does bulldog like the English :(
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
# i disagree
i once met a german woman who, i'm sure, was wearing her face inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:59, archived)
# arf
teutonic efficiency!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:01, archived)
# she also had the worst halitosis
it's ever been my misfortune to be within gagging distance of
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:05, archived)
# HEY I'M EATING PEANUTS HERE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)
# i'm eating nik naks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:19, archived)
# There are towns with fitter birds (Utrecht, Leiden)
but there are certainly also minger towns
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:00, archived)
# /qotw ----->
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:50, archived)
# pfff
you're such a card, archie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# bingbong noise
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# great, an Amazon affiliate link.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# oof
I don't follow Eastenders, why is Phil Mitchell developing an Omen style birthmark on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# mobius strip
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Serves her right.
I overheard so much crap being spouted at the joke-centre.
One tosser told a woman she was 'too qualified' and told her to leave things off her cv.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:39, archived)
# I hate it when people are dubbed overqualified
I mean, what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I hate it when people are dubbed on adverts
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I hate dubstep
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# The same piece of shit asked me what sort of salary I was looking for
When I told him he said, 'Well the trouble is, most jobs pay £10,000 less than that'.
When I got my new job I made sure I handed my signing card back to him.
When he saw my salary he said, 'That's more than I get'.
/Pound of flesh blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:54, archived)
#
I can't believe they are paying you £11k to empty my bins. No the wonder my council tax is so high.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
*laugh's*
hehe.. good one
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I don't see any stripping
Clicks btw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Lemon Smelly
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:40, archived)
# All the ducks are floating on the water
Don't you mean swimming?
No, they're all dead.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# pass the pancakes, i'm going in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:50, archived)
# is that pak choi ?
if so i am eating that right now
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Oh come on
cheer up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:47, archived)
# *beams*
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
It's a double Rainbow! wwwoooooo
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Irradiated farmland is nothing to be cheerful about.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] This should go down well.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Hallelujah

TJ: did you know that the human brain is very easy to fool, especially when it comes to the more recently evolved senses such as the gustatory sense (taste)

for example, if you think about squeezing an orange into a glass, some people taste orange in their mouth, but more people are capable of tasting salt in their mouth just by tipping their head back, opening their mouth and pretending to shake a salt cellar onto their tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:04, archived)
# haha
why can i only taste mayonnaise?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:18, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I didn't know that...
I can categorically say that tinned spaghetti bolognese tastes like shite though
: |
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:18, archived)
# well that's true
I had a tin of meatballs and a tin of mushy peas for my lunch. It didn't taste anywhere near as magnificent as I was expecting

Get your colleagues to try the salt test. Photograph them while they do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Omlette and chips now : D
saw the spaghetti and though I'd give it a whirl after not having it since I was a kid. Big mistake
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# good choice
have chips with your omelette and chips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:28, archived)
# If we're doing grub
I had 2 cham sarnies on seedy bread (Hovis, a quid at T*sco)
with chilli jam & mayo. And a banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:33, archived)
# what's cham?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# That be cheese & ham
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Ahhhh
clever that haha, doh
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
# you eat bananas?
never try to kiss me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:42, archived)
# what is it with girls and bananas?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:46, archived)
# they're vile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Great idea!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
# man!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:40, archived)
# you feel like a woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:44, archived)
# not any more
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:57, archived)
# fuck me i'm stupid
I honestly just tried that :D

genius

that's better than "there's something on the back of your shoe"....."ooh hello sailor"

:D
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
# hahahaha
*smothers in kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:41, archived)
# i really want to paste it onto facebook
but i think i'll wait and get the photos

:)
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:09, archived)
# cool - send me a link when you do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Poor dead Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha bloody 'merkins and their inefficient outdoor heating!


...and the inevitable composite of this with one of yours...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:41, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)
# This is so much win.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:46, archived)
# hell yeah folks
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)
# This must be about the most abused source pic on b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# yup, next to smugbastard i'd say
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# ahh fuck it why not
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha
you must have squeezed this big fella into a few memeshots now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:28, archived)
# i can't help it
I have a serious b3ta problem, and i blame fat cat, there's something about the evil look in his eye
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:31, archived)
# the eye, the eye
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Zero G alien fat cat
They should of put him in Dead Space.
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:48, archived)
# ahhh
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# The battle for Elvisweathercock was a bloody battle. "It was gifs everywhere!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:16, archived)
#
Repost?
(xixax, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:25, archived)
# This is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:02, archived)
# fucking brilliant, very well done sir!!!!!
(Wrighty, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Just ask your GP for a copy

My first post in about 5 years!
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# FUcking Hell... hahaha
they're all coming out of the woodwork today.

Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Recession = unemployment = b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Oh god no!
I was unemployed for 9 months & stayed well away from here.
I'd never have found a new job. Or washed.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# uh-oh spaghetti-o
re-discovering b3ta and there's a pikey fun fair being set up outside my flat.
so much for getting work done this week.
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:53, archived)
# * Wobbly Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:19, archived)
# heheh...
this popped into my head too, the other day - glad to seee it made (rather unpleasant) flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 19:08, archived)
# haha fuckin hell
this deserves too FP
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Oh god.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:10, archived)

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