*hikes leg on Mofaha's post*
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:13,
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Many years ago I had this Russ Abbott fun book (comic annual). One of the best bits in it was a character called Boggles:Boggles' biplane has just been shot down over Germany, and is going down in flames in the background.
The pilot is in the foreground, drifting down on a parachute, reading through a phrasebook.
Boggles: "Never mind 'I wish to buy a glockenspiel', what's the jerry for 'I am an ignorant shepherd'?
Next frame: Boggles tied to chair in a cellar, Nazi interrogator holding a red-hot iron next to his face.
Nazi: "You are a spy!"
Boggles: "I am an ignorant shepherd!"
Nazi: "A shepherd spy! That's even worse!"
/tl;dr
(The pilot is in the foreground, drifting down on a parachute, reading through a phrasebook.
Boggles: "Never mind 'I wish to buy a glockenspiel', what's the jerry for 'I am an ignorant shepherd'?
Next frame: Boggles tied to chair in a cellar, Nazi interrogator holding a red-hot iron next to his face.
Nazi: "You are a spy!"
Boggles: "I am an ignorant shepherd!"
Nazi: "A shepherd spy! That's even worse!"
/tl;dr
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:29,
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heheh - I'm pretty sure henicked that one from The Goons...
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enceladus,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:46,
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hike an't understand what you're trying to say here
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:15,
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Simple.There must be tens of thousands of American hikers just itching to go to a remote area on the Iraq/Iran border for a hike, given the wonderful hiking reputation of that region. This lady and her two friends were exceptionally lucky to actually make it there.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:17,
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ahyou mean they're fucking idiots
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:21,
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that's always a possibilitybut i'd never employ spies who got caught so easily
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:28,
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yeah but you're not thinking like an intelligence agency
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:11,
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DIAGNOSIS: TITROT
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:19,
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hike hike hike hike hikeHIKE!
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:20,
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Hahaha.....Can I make a joke about, about how you're "Rambling" on a bit there .. ;-)
(,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:23,
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Why didn't she just hike up her skirt and make some money while she was at it ?
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:23,
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because she's not me Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:31,
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You'd just lift your skirt....And wouldn't be bothered about the money...!!
(,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:35,
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hey i'm not greedy, just horny! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:38,
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Best of both worlds is......Don't tell them you charge..... untill afterwards...!!
(,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:47,
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hmmm, film time, methinks Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:47,
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HEY MAN, LIKE, LIGHTEN UP, IRAN
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:38,
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yeah I know like TOTALLY!(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:58,
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hehhehehmaybe the Ween boys learned more from Frank than I had previously considered
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:03,
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aggghhh wow I could cope until the vocals started and then it was rather like jamming an unwound coathanger down my aural canal Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:08,
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nice!love the comments on that video
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 0:33,
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hello, dr. transgenderwhy are you x-raying bod?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:04,
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PLEASE tell me that this is being published into a children's book!I would so read this to my kids. (And my children too)
(,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:05,
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"This is being published into a children's book!"* My work here is done
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:07,
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your wish is my command,yeah, its going to be something like that. i think a printed out card set and a book maybe.
(
sooperdave,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:08,
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Pibowhat do the bones of his legs and feet look like?
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:06,
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X is for Xcuse me,did you steal one of my jokes and sell it on a tee-shirt.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:21,
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nahhyou can get cards off deviantart with that picture with the fishes on but no one buys them.
( sooperdave,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:34,
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wow so what are your top sellers? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:00,
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none, i never sold any of them.apart from the ones i bought once to see what they were like.
its a tough business.
(its a tough business.
sooperdave,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:06,
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awwwww stink.I'm on the internet, why aren't people just throwing money at me?
well there have been a few nigerian gentlemen but they do not inspire confidence
(well there have been a few nigerian gentlemen but they do not inspire confidence
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:09,
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The fact that they're not sellingdoesn't change the fact that you're attempting to gain financially from my work without asking or crediting me.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 0:16,
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I heard Don Hertzfeldt has already initiated proceedings Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 0:26,
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ahhahhah there are a couple of these I hadn't seen ashally(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:55,
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I was just looking at xray viewers on eBayI was going to get one for the office, and buy some xrays of people's heads and put them on it. It'll look cool.
(
magnum,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:35,
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Glad to see the doctor tucked her giant penis away before seeing the patients."We've almost got the same lob rate!"
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:37,
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That's fantasticbut surely "B" should be for b3ta!
(
Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks.,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:56,
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see now that's the sort of thing that sells, just ask Phillip M. Jackson, cartoon pornographer Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 0:35,
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i dont think cartoon pornography would make my mother very proud. sooperdave,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 0:43,
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tragic I know, but that's where the money's at. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 0:48,
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YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:29,
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:)I'm glad someone did it! Though it wasn't a proper one Horatio death-pun.
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:33,
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they're only sadbecause they're being used to commit suicide
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:48,
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so what you're saying isyou're easy to please?
;)
(;)
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:55,
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they don't die in vain though also - tablet blister packs make good toothpicks, especially for stringy bits of meat
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:54,
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i use them for mixing small amounts of acrylic paint Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:00,
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wowverrrrrry small
do you decorate earwig's houses?
(do you decorate earwig's houses?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:28,
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no, but i couldit's amazing the amount you can paint with one little pill-case full of paint
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:30,
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I like this! good fpBut what happened to the 'shopped images only' police? seem to be surprisingly silent...
(,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:39,
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if i'd done it in photoshop it would have looked identical...
thanks for the front page, w/y/h! :D
(thanks for the front page, w/y/h! :D
tweaknik,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:53,
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yeahNot an issue for me what-so-ever! More a comment against the tutters! :)
(,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:59,
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You bastard!Now I'll never be able to take another nurofen again!
(,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 14:32,
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Love it!Uppers and Downers! :D
(
firstinch returns after about 10yrs,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:22,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Re-marketing Classic Albums"){kind=small}
Everything quieter than everything else?Hope multiple attempts are OK. Challenges FAQ doesn't say anything about it so I'll risk eternal damnation. This might be the end of a very short B3TA career. Still, it was lovely while it lasted.
(,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:00,
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That's great!Well done that new person!
Just be careful your blacks are all black though (hard to tell on some monitors)
*emergency edit* WOO!
(Just be careful your blacks are all black though (hard to tell on some monitors)
*emergency edit* WOO!
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:06,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul72F0YaAcU
And a Woo this entry needs, much promise this user shows
(And a Woo this entry needs, much promise this user shows
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:09,
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god yes, you can post as many challenge entries you like(just not all at the same time, please!)
also, woo!
also also, welcome to b3ta - you'll never leave
(also, woo!
also also, welcome to b3ta - you'll never leave
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:08,
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Lovely stuff, very nice indeedwelcome aboard
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:11,
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None more black...Not sure what they mean but thanks for the "woos".
Thanks also for the advice about the black colour not necessarily being black. I also seem to recall something about the blackest black not being 100% pure black (i.e. #000000 hex) but some sort of weird variation thereof. Or is that just for print?
EDIT: First mistake. Arse. Hit wrong "reply" button. Sorry.
(,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:26,
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Thanks also for the advice about the black colour not necessarily being black. I also seem to recall something about the blackest black not being 100% pure black (i.e. #000000 hex) but some sort of weird variation thereof. Or is that just for print?
EDIT: First mistake. Arse. Hit wrong "reply" button. Sorry.
all it isis that your background black is the teeny tiniest bit grey, so you can sort of see a few artifacts around val's head.
it's not really very noticeable and certainly doesn't detract from the image or it's humour
(it's not really very noticeable and certainly doesn't detract from the image or it's humour
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:28,
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speak for yourselfit's ruined my evening.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:32,
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Not meant to be a big criticismIt really is a good pic! I'm just an arsehole digital arts critic...
*returns to digital purgatory*
(*returns to digital purgatory*
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:39,
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Ignore himIt needs to be 95-83-82-90 resulting in a perfect 350%
*currently submerged in pre-press hell*
(*currently submerged in pre-press hell*
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:47,
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the current FP inspired this bit of unkindness
Hull, please. 1 way
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 20:54,
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Is that what Jim Rosenthal looked like after his trip to the Fat Duck? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:10,
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found him on his knees at the wailing wall, crying....Bob Wilson, anchorman!
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:16,
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Homeland security prohibits an explanation of thisBe very concerned, nonetheless.
(
LS18,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 20:45,
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Maybe the increased security is for the pope's arrivalIn case, you know, someone eggs Benedict.
8...
(8...
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:51,
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Yellow Alert--good one!Soon they'll scramble the fighters
( LS18,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:14,
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send for the soldiers
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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Damn Rocs, always flying in commercial airspace.
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:30,
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It's a crow spiritmust have taken off from an ancient indian burial ground or something.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:07,
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it looks like she's lovin' itthe dirty bitch.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 20:30,
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JAYSUS!It's like he's being pushed out and sucked back inside her! *shakes head to dislodge image*
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 20:43,
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He thinks, grasping for thought and reason again, of birth, and wonders, without fear, in a moment of perfect postcoital clarity, whether what he sees is some kind of illusion.This is what he sees: He is inside her to the chest, and as he stares at this in disbelief and wonder she rests both hands upon his shoulders and puts gentle pressure on his body. He slipslides further inside her. “How are you doing this to me?” he asks, or he thinks he asks, but perhaps it is only in his head. “You’re doing it, honey,” she whispers.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:02,
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hahah :Dexcellent
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:21,
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You havea mind that needs serious help.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 20:04,
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There's two things wrong with this picture......the top half and the bottom half.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 20:15,
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Spaced out......
Click for bigger (144 kb)
It's a classic!
Chumps 👀,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:36,
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Leave Nimoy alone!Some good pics here if you're a stalker
www.maidenwine.com/photos.html
(www.maidenwine.com/photos.html
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 20:27,
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I made this for the Freddie Wong compo : Dthought I'd stick it here first....
Click for bigger (197 kb)
(
Click for bigger (197 kb)
--- ---,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:30,
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HHiiiiiiiIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:31,
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Freddie Wong Yay I love his AfterEffects stuffand I love this which would be cool if he could make an AfterEffects video like this :D *clickies*
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:33,
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Go to YouTube and type Freddie Wong and subscribe to his YouTubeyou'll love it.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:55,
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fucking hellthat's a bit good :)
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:39,
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Utter quality there!Love Freddie Wong's stuff but I find him a bit annoyingly smug.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 20:45,
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eeeeyow!fantastic.
also I have been enjoying your blog it is nice to know more about bumble
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:16,
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: DI'm glad someone's reading it...hmmm...need to u update this week :)
( --- ---,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:30,
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I KILL FOR YOU Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:12,
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This is ace*clicks*
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:25,
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all I can see is fatcat swatting him down, leaning forward and biting his little head offFATALITY
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:14,
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Thanks. Don't have that onebut if I do anymore, I'll get it. Can't be arsed to change it now.
( Chumps 👀,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:06,
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hahahaone to many careless bifta's me thinks.
WOO!
(WOO!
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:56,
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Bloody hell - twice in one day - have this!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:24,
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A classicSecond only to the one that went boopoopyboo!
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:37,
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hahaha yes!I had loads of those..I liked the one that goes
bumf bumf bumf bumf bumf bumf
(bumf bumf bumf bumf bumf bumf
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:54,
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The record should have a speedcore. apparentlythat core looks pretty slow and not aerodynamic.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:15,
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Is it too soon?
SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:16,
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R.IP. PENYWISE YUO LEGEND!1
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:02,
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# best of all the Patti Smith albums #
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:09,
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I love horsesNWOT - on Dragons Den last night some knob wanted investment for luggage that would "stand out" at airports.
I thought "I could do that"..
(I thought "I could do that"..
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:15,
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At airport security last night my beloved was trying to explain what a kohlrabi* was to security staffafter they x-rayed his luggage and got him to unpack it.
(* it's a vegetable that looks uncannily like an Acme cartoon bomb painted green).
((* it's a vegetable that looks uncannily like an Acme cartoon bomb painted green).
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:26,
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He (she) should have written Acme Bomb on it for max lols
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:35,
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