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# Kim Kardashian and the Travesty of Sponsored Tweets
This useless waste of organized, carbon-based molecules has, in a normal society, no marketable talents or skills. She has no right to command the levels of compensation she currently receives from our backward fucking culture.

She provides no meaningful service to mankind; excepting perhaps her passive facilitation of the excretion of man-batter. (Although, the excretion of man-batter is largely due to men's furious appetite for the rub-n-tug; with which we can use any amongst millions of images in our spank-bank.)

Does she have a nice ass? Sure...it's an excellent ass! I wanna take a big bite out of each cheek. Not for sexual reasons; I'm in a committed relationship with a highly intelligent woman. I want to bite her ass to test it's durability. It's rumored that her ass-cheek implants were fabricated from materials developed during NASA's Apollo mission. Talk about useful spillover technology!!! My desire to bite her ass comes purely from my own scientific curiosity.

I want to position both my hands eagle-talon style on her cheeks and squeeze with all my might. Then release...to see if I leave handprint indentations. And then...observe her ass slowly return to form like tempurpedic mattress material.

I want to bend her over in order to place a full champagne glass gingerly on one ass cheek; then abruptly drop a bowling ball on the other. Will the glass topple? What do you think?

She commands her more than generous living through the fact that she's a slut with a bionic ass! She wasn't even that instrumental in making the love of a bulbous, oversized ass mainstream; Jennifer Lopez and Sir Mix-A-Lot could probably sue for royalties. Kim Kardashian indeed sits on the asses of giants!

Why am I going off on this Asstastic Armenian? I read that she participates in Sponsored Tweets program. That is, she is currently paid $10,000 or more every time she tweets for a sponsor.

Things like, "Wow! It's hot today! I could sure go for a frosty treat at Coldstone!". Cha-Ching!!! $10,000!!! This is a travesty of what is currently an unjust, decadent and degenerate culture. That typing, "I like Diet Coke" into a handheld device could "earn" anyone three months of a teacher's salary is fucking vomit-inducing.

I have an idea! Let's pool our money, buy a sponsored tweet and have Kim write:

"I, Kim Kardashian, am a completely useless tool; I am rich because I'm a slut and lonely men like to jizz on my face in magazines."

That might have been too many characters; fuck it!
(FunnymanCharlie, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:19, archived)
# You seem to have mistaken me for Johnny Give-A-Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:29, archived)
# Ah yes...
but I'm betting she can read the FAQ and post on the correct board.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:31, archived)
# HI THERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:36, archived)
# HI IM KERMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:39, archived)
# HAMFISTED BROTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:42, archived)
# Hhahahahahahah
what? It had one result originally, now it's two pages, and none of them are the original result or the shopped copy I made of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:45, archived)
# I can give you SEO advice if you want
I know a guy whose brain is what they based the google algorithm on.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:59, archived)
# ARE YOU KERMIT THE BOG?
OR HAVE I MISTAKENLY IDENTIFIED YOU AS ANOTHER CHARACTER WITH A SIMILAR TITLE?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:52, archived)
# KERMIT THE LOG
IT'S NOT EASY BEING BROWN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:53, archived)
# YEAH ITS TOUGH ALRIGHT. BUT SOMEONE HAS GOT TO DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:57, archived)
# I think this may help ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/10206210
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:46, archived)
# Kim who?
What!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:51, archived)
# My thoughts exactly
Is she on the wireless?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 9:12, archived)
# THIS IS A HATE CRIME
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:54, archived)
# where am I? what's going on? this isn't the scheduled program!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 7:29, archived)
# You have inadvertently logged into /talk
Welcome noobie, pull up a type writer and type some text.

PS: NING HT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 7:44, archived)
# calm down
normal programs will begin shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 7:58, archived)
# The crystal set is on the fritz again, grampa, we need more coal in the stoker room!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 9:36, archived)
# amazing shop this
looks just like words.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 7:36, archived)
# funny, man
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 7:41, archived)
# where do I chip in?
that's a sound investment
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 7:43, archived)
# TOO MANY WORDS
so early on a saturday as well.

you are a lonely man who likes to jizz on Kim Kardashian face in magazines AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 8:24, archived)
# Who doesn't like to jizz on here face?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 8:44, archived)
#
No chance, last time I sent a Nigerian money it turned out to be a scam, I am not falling for that again.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 8:43, archived)
# it's saturday morning and I need sleep so I'll put this in simple terms for you
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT WHERE IS MY FUCKING PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 8:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Oct 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Christ...
Wikipedia's let itself go.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 8:52, archived)
# If only you had a blog I could ignore, the circle would be complete..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 8:56, archived)
# That's nice dear.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 9:34, archived)
# MOAR TEZXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I just did a shit and disguised it as Mr. Potatohead
but you don't see me starting a pictureless thread about it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Which is a shame, really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I haven't forgiven the Kardashians for what they did to the Bajorans
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 10:11, archived)
# pffft
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# look, your stand-up you posted on /links wasn't funny; this isn't funny or remotely interesting.
fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I loved it!
1/10
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# It's saturday, my head feels like a fucking zeppelin and I smell like a pub.
GO FUCK OFF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I think you'll find....
...it's Arse.
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
# >
www.b3ta.com/talk/
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Oldskool vector
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 3:45, archived)
# Huh. I'm listening to the Subhumans- Urban Guerillas.
How's that for timing.

By the way, I really like your vector work.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 3:57, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 4:13, archived)
# EYES OF A KILLER VECTOR BLOBS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 3:58, archived)
# TRIPPIN BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 4:14, archived)
# I was really hoping to learn more about kim kardashian
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:38, archived)
# I already know everything about that. Ask me anything.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:40, archived)
# how much did it cost to get made into one of the american leaders in civilisation 5?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:42, archived)
# Less than Kim gets paid for a sponsored tweet, I can tell you that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:43, archived)
# Such a backwards culture we have.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:44, archived)
# New School Vector?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 7:21, archived)
# Man got de skills.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 9:36, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaye
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Nice!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] crap crank
Photobucket
(CaptainMaak, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Nice eyes
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 2:40, archived)
# This needs more replies.
Eeees niiiice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Oct 2010, 8:54, archived)
# yep, the ayes have it!
nice work there
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 10:44, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Milli-vanilli-band


Click for bigger (130 kb)
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Red Ed...
Oh-so unoriginal, but thought i'd at least try a face swap. :D

(ham.sandwich, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:28, archived)
# may you do many more
here's more ham for your sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Nigella strongly recommends sourcing ham with a traditional grey moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Best I can do til the moustache man comes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 2:54, archived)
# i took some ket
flesh back
(die " the end of the world has TITS on it ", Sat 2 Oct 2010, 3:57, archived)
# badly drawn cats / bad cats, well drawn?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:33, archived)
# I like the one on the left that looks like Bill Oddie
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Lovely. Have some Vicodin cats in return.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:34, archived)
# i counter with..
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:41, archived)
# i want a viscount now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:46, archived)
# time for bed, i think
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
love you man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 2:16, archived)
# If I'm not mistaken this is how cats really look
they only pretend to look different just to keep us on our toes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Ok I have a favourite now
it's the one bottom right.
Although boxcat is pretty awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:37, archived)
# the one to the left of that one
is my fave, pointy nose cat :3
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:52, archived)
# pikachu cat looks like pikachu
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:38, archived)
# bad rabbit.


you're drawings are amazing not bad :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:48, archived)
# hungover crap squirrel with ropey tits.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Yay, purple!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:26, archived)
# hahahaha
yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Goddamn that rabbit has crazy awesome radskill.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 2:14, archived)
# This rabbit rocks
*i like*
(Sherbs, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 3:38, archived)
# Hair Hair !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Oh fuck yes I'm fuck yesing so hard right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 2:13, archived)
# bottom left bottom left BOTTOM LEFT!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:40, archived)
# From a photo

squeezed until it broke.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:30, archived)
# that's some rash she's got there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:33, archived)
# She's chafed by overshopping.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:35, archived)
# poor thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# is there a lotion for overly compressed skin?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Vanishing creme
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# yes
but it's a secret
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:40, archived)
# typical big pharma
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Keep on squeezin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:50, archived)
# 'shopped .....sorry.....................meaning I wish it was real :D

original pic:Rory
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:49, archived)
# don't fucking tease
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# *rubs lamp*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# don't come in, mum
I'm rubbin' my lamp
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Please make this happen
really unexpectedly during one of the adverts; a sudden cut scene to him being suddenly devoured by a hungry T-Rex, or giant shark leaping headlong through the skylights above him, or devoured by an unexpected swarm of rats; or more simply tortured to death by some of of Stalin's thugs
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# hahaha...those are mega-'shops right there...........or something along these lines even?

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# hahah
about time too
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] also
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# WOAH!!!! top shop:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Hahaha
That WILL appear on some election poster
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:06, archived)
# he looks butch yet frightened
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Freebrand? Milibase?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 2:20, archived)
# hahahaha
perfect
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 6:51, archived)
# he's actually singing
goatcompare... don't believe me? type in goatcompare.com
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Tryin' to make it real . . . compared to what . . .
♫ ♪ ♪ ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:12, archived)
# i dunno, I'm not a fan of the ads either, but
I feel really sorry for him here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Phil Collins has yet to deny writing that jingle
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Cannibal Corpse are also yet to post a denial
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Woo
Go Compare the razor

100% off... your left ear
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 2:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:42, archived)
# i'm not sure why, but i love this
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:44, archived)
# it's nature to root for the downtrodden
(or downtreaden)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# pfffff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# he's heading for the hills....
who can blame him:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Feeling tyred? Rundown?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# awww poor chap
lovely stuff proj
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Going your way !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:09, archived)
# bossin'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Give it a few years...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Better plaid than bad !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:35, archived)
# but not as bad
as your dad ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# that is horrific
and all too easy to imagine :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)
# innit!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)
# please don't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:43, archived)
# y'startin?
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# *grinds teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:55, archived)
# haha well wikkid!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)
# er summit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)
# GLC CHAVALIER!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:40, archived)
# yop
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:43, archived)
# i had all the GLC albums before they where famous
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Safe as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:41, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:42, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:44, archived)
# haha - excellent
What font is that? I really like it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# I couldn't find the font for Metropolis, but managed to track it down as a jpg.
Mucho copying & pasting.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Ah. Well if you still wanted a copy, I've just found it as a free download:
www.designdrops.com/fonts/mfonts6.htm
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Woot!
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:07, archived)
# You're welcome.
I've bookmarked that site now - could be useful.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# that's a bit good
metropolis ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Hey, sod off, Stevenage isn't that... actually yes, yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:07, archived)
# now do one for wellwyn garden city
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Hahahaa
He gets around
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:42, archived)
# He does, but rarely in short pants ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Miliband (Punkband)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Biting political commentary?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Robot!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:34, archived)
# I like this one the most.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:35, archived)
# yes!
my favourite so far...
edit: I mean in the entire 'challenge' not just your pics.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:33, archived)
# eeep!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)
# This is a remarkable improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:34, archived)
# You've got him covered !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)
# If you'd waited 4 minutes,
it would have been exactly 24 hours since you last posted this.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
#
at least I didn't start a new thread. ;)
(Testicles just for you, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Unshopped, but sort of curious:


Click for bigger (144 kb)

I muttered about this guy way back in 2008, but only just got a shot of him on my crap Nokia phone this morning on the way to work

Still convinced he is one of you lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Cat hat?
Fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Cat on the Hat.
(empty head, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Green eggs & ham.


Click for bigger (97 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# "the elephant will be found, Dr. Jones, you won't!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:31, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Ha-ha! Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:35, archived)
# The Who can fuck right off

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:41, archived)
# One rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# CHat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Hahaha. To ward off muggers!!!
I like his attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# I say mug him
Just to prove him wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Maybe he got the hat from a wheelie bin?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I was recently looking after an old man who claimed to be half cat
he licked the back of his hands and wiped them on his face and miaowed really unconvincingly a lot of the time. He also thought there should be no rules but that the cats and chimps should be the master races (and humans should be subservient to them).
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:31, archived)
# George Galloway?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)
# haha
no, more convincing and less mad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Hahaha
'Less mad'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Obviously
there are swooping birds in his vicinity that would theoretically be put off from doing just that after catching a glimpse of the 2D cat cutout. Obviously.

Maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Can't let you take the man's wheels, son..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:10, archived)
# what about the rest of the bike?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] There is no bike. Only Zuul..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Kill him, Spock!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:17, archived)
# nosferatu miliband
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:21, archived)
# mmmmm, tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Hahaha
That's about right
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Arf!
I need your joybuzzah, your whoopee cushion and your fake nose & glasses
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:20, archived)
# You said the magic word !
___________ take ____________
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:13, archived)
# i like
*laughing*
(Sherbs, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I doing this right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Hahaha
This should win the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Conferensth, I presthent to you Sthamsthon the Sthaddusthee Sthtwangler


thorry :o
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:41, archived)
# I agree.
You're very astute and have excellent taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Why thank you.
I especially liked the lama and milibands head stuck on.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:56, archived)
# yes
it looks like an album cover
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:41, archived)
# No you're doing it shit on purpose, and that's why nobody will vote for this and your pic will disappear into obscurity at teh bottom of teh compo having contributed nothing,
'cos that's how it works, regardless of how many shite headswap pics we get, only those well done or funny and preferably both will get anywhere in the compo, that's the point of it being a competition.

Are you listening Prodigy69?

/rant

*edit* unless we enjoy the irony...

*edit edit* or all the trolls click it just to piss us off...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Oh come on.
I used that posh invisible tape and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Sorry I shouldn't direct this specifically at you, just in a bad mood,
got flu and a laptop, y'know how it is...

Happily Whiskey and nice soups are helping keep me away from the knife drawer...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:50, archived)
# do you need a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:50, archived)
# I could use one actually,
on me own at mo and miserable...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:51, archived)
# aaaawwww
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
# :)
I'm altered enough on the lemsip and whiskey for that to actually help, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:56, archived)
# :)
have you tried putting whiskey in the lemsip?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# I do do that, it's nice,
but this stuff I've found is too nice to do that to it (see sig)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)
# it's probably lovely
but i can't touch the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:07, archived)
# WiL - have you ever tried Yamasaki?
It's a 10yr old Japanese Single Malt which I've been trying to turn a couple of my whisky drinking buddy's onto, but they refuse to as it's Japanese.
It's bloody lovely. Every so slightly smokey, but as smooth as an older aged malt.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Google says you meant Yamazaki, sounds like a motorbike,
looks interesting tho, cheers, I'll spend some time now seeing if I can get it delivered in the next 3 days ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:03, archived)
# This it!?
www.whiskymerchants.co.uk/#/yamazaki-suntory/4520775630
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Whisky a Quo Quo
Pfft: magazine article linked further down the page
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 2:36, archived)
# www.thedrinkshop.com is a good site
www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=1795
that stuff. Although Tesco sell the 10yr old for about 30quid.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Ooh!
I love nowadays that when confined to the house you can just order ANYTHING in online
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Haha.
Just wish it was like ordering a dominoes pizza.
"A bottle of Woodford reserve sir? It will be with you in 20 minutes or it's on us"
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:17, archived)
# I wish...
you can do that abroad y'know, used to live in Brussels, had mates all over, including Amsterdam, you could order a party in, like not just food but booze, pot and more, a nice man on a bike came and gave you it within minutes.

Lordy I miss that...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Awesome. I have a guy like that who'll pop round with certain stuff,
but I've never asked him to pick me up a pizza ;)
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Yeh but thing is,
this was good reliable government controlled shit and wasn't followed by a police raid.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I'll just butt in here to say...
The Glenrothes. For the afficianado.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 2:39, archived)
# *eavesdrops*
oooo
*sneaks to offy*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:04, archived)
# it's quite sad
that i can't drink whiskey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Why,
what goes wrong between the pouring and drinking bit?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:07, archived)
# due to over-indulgence many years ago
it now makes me violently ill. even the smell makes me retch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Oh
well that would explain it.

Shame, it's one of my fave tipples, so complex and interesting, and so many varieties to try.

My other fave: red wine, same reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:11, archived)
# i'm very picky with red wine
it has to be sweet and fruity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Tanniny (if that's a word) and fruity for me,
Aussie or South African are me faves, Shiraz preferably.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:20, archived)
# don't drink it often
as none of my mates like it and i can't handle a full bottle myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Oooh, not for me. It's gotta be dry and at the right temperature.
I went to Turkey last year and they served the red wine straight from the fridge.
It was odd to start with, but quite refreshing after a while as it was so fucking hot there. But still not right.
Sometimes I spent an age trying to warm them between my legs, which served a couple of purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)
# pfff
there's only one other person besides myself that i know who actually takes red out of the fridge for a while before serving it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:35, archived)
# My friend has the same problem with bacardi.
I have that issue with any cider, which is a shame. Even bulmers and stuff like that I retch.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:14, archived)
# i'm fine with bacardi
i drink that when i'm out, either that or vodka. if i'm not in the mood for shorts, i drink cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Sambuca, or it's equivalents,
nuff said really...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Sambucca rarely ever meets my gut.
It just sits at adams apple level for a few hours. Uch.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Quite.
Same with any Mexican shot drinks like Tequila for me. IF I can can get it down, it soon comes back up...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:24, archived)
# it's not a competition
it's a challenge, but quite a few people don't rise to the challenge, or simply show they are incapable.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# glad we sorted that out...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)
# I'm not splitting hairs, a challenge and a competition are completely different
it's just a shame that it got referred to as a compo, as people feel they have to enter with any old shit as if that gives them a chance of winning like some fuckwit lottery.
Whereas the point of an image challenge is to test your comedy/photoshop skill.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:03, archived)
# No fun allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Fun is allowed
The problem is 20% of posts are the same joke. "I did this really shitty on purposes. haw haw haw". After nearly 8 years of b3ta, that joke is a little old!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 5:16, archived)
# after lastnight I'm not going to bother saying anything other than yes you're doing it right

and I'm better than the lot of you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] NWIOT
Its a bit rough and ready but you get the idea. I will just park this here:


CFB
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Look lovely to me, quite arty,
shouldn't be down ere, should be in it's own thread, ya daft sod...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:33, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Cheers
Its a bit painty cuz I was trying to finish it nice and quick like. Not as tidy as last years Gordon:




I might repost Dave at some point just to piss people off.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:41, archived)
# this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:42, archived)
# thx for the advice Smash Monkey
it took a barrel of lube but i did it :)

(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:24, archived)
# lube is always the answer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)
# w w w whut?


a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

almost finished.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# i like him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# That is quite lully!
Well done there! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)
# awesome
:)
(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)
# *puts on wizard cape*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:59, archived)
# hello
a drawing / previously
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# The best thing about this is the best thing about this !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# these are some strange animals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# in my world you would be regarded as a minimalist genius
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# tiny and smart
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:59, archived)
# he would wear a cape and tunic
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# sparkly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# yes, once
free balloons for the kids
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:03, archived)
# this is good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# SHEEEEEEEEE'S MY CHERRY PIE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# mmmmmm
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Trina is the baddest bitch, ooow
www.b3ta.com/links/Trina_No_Panties_Uncut
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Boat or bath?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:00, archived)
# best ones on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:29, archived)
# I like them all, for different reasons
Nice one connor :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:13, archived)
# he could take an eye out doing that
(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:34, archived)
# DUMBBELLENDS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:37, archived)
# fuck, this place is dead tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Talkin to yourself again
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:55, archived)
# as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:56, archived)
# i was distracted
trying to fit tyson, the pope and 2 cocks into a gif :)
(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# a tricky one, that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# yeah
its a bit of a tight squeeze
(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# when in doubt, use more lube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Sage advice
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Hi', I'm Mike Tyson
Welcome to my world
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Cucker!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:29, archived)
# great minds and all that
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:36, archived)
# kooky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:36, archived)

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