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# Hamtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Hamtastic!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Naked ladies ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:30, archived)
# it's ham
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Yeah, I'd like to see her ham sandwich
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:33, archived)
# you sure?
a plus side to meth
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Phwoar, I bet that tastes salty!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I'm thinking perhaps like fish bait
*prepares to chum*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
# fuck!!
haha...I like how she still whacks mascara on....to make herself look pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:47, archived)
# aaaaaaaarggh christ that's wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
# ted bovis ftw
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# bovis!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:47, archived)
# fantastic
does it work with tinned ham?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Have you not read the small print?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# how about that pink turkey ham?
or Billy Bear ham?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Billy Bear ham
is actually haminated bear face.

And I assume pink turkey ham is your pet name for your little cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I have learned as much as I have given away
all in one post
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# *touches*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# hamazing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
# ha!
it says here that you're at work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:49, archived)
# That's hamazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
# mmmmnnnggngggngngngnggn
joey
(I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Leave Darth Vader alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:48, archived)
# aww yeah (bindun?)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# yup, but this is impressive
most impressive
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Get this great walking deli-style bread product out of my way!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Han's Rolo?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Nan Solo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# This has made me laugh so much
Brilliant.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:47, archived)
# :D
as soon as I saw her, I knew what I had to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Red Leicester, standing by...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:55, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good Jarlsberg
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# What sick filth is this?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:55, archived)
# :D
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 18:30, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffft!
*wipes chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:18, archived)
# hehe
that is one of my favourite jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
my mum always calls it star wars bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Star Wars bindun?...No, never.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I saw a lady the other day carrying a dog
disgraceful.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I saw a kid carrying a dog which was on a lead
The lead was still being held by the dog owner

weird
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha.
First frame alone made me lol.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# touch not the cat without a glove
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# gloves for cats? hmm, would probably slip off, and the fingers would be quite pointless. What you want are
Kitten Mittens!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Maybe somekind of Velcro insert, which would cling to the fur and prevent cat-glove slippage?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Now with patented painless dew claw attachments!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# KITTEN MITTENS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCaTpFwcC9o
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Mentalist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Oh my god
I NEED the boots
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's the girlfriend's Christmas present sorted out then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
# this assumes a person still has shoulders
hmm, what are the odds
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:49, archived)
# it's actually screwed directly in to the spine at the back
the catform actually gives you shoulders, like an awesome 80's ladies jacket
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# k, then I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# awesome
reminds me of the dog carrier ad in Viz, i can't find a link, excuse my crappy plagerism, but it looked a bit like this



i.e. a handle, a muzzle, and a screw in but plug
(wankdog, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:17, archived)
# similar to my dog trailer
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# patent it
DO IT NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# this?
www.google.co.uk/images?q=cat+carrier
(meepmeep is, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:30, archived)
# cat stacking is more efficient
:)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# 1 x cat boots please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)
# You lovely, lovely nutter!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Hell yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Hey, I love this because it also works if you have arms!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:58, archived)
# how does he wipe down the catforms if he has no arms
eh?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Bless the little pumpkin children carving men for Halloween.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# lovely lantern you've got there little fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Is that Adam
from Adam and Joe?

It's the way he would've wanted to go.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# It does look a little bit like him now...
... but it didn't when he had eyes and stuff. It was just a stock photo of a screaming man. :)
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Huzzah for pumpkin-related shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I didn't have a pumpkin last year, so I used a satsuma and a tealight.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Awww
Bless it.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# That is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Superb stuff! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
# haha superb. I was working on a similar idea in Blender3D last night but wasn't totally happy with the result
so I'm just having another go to fix issues!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Insensitive bastard. Happened to my dad etc etc
PS Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# woo:D
(herman:D, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:58, archived)
# woah!
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:04, archived)
# I like this
although I think Halloween is crap these days
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Halloween is what you make it.
It's basically like Christmas but with zombies instead of Jesus. Now, I don't believe in either but I know what I get more excited about.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Zombine Harvester
I am so concerned about the imaginary zombie apocalypse that is forever on our horizon, that I have developed this, the Zombine Harvester.

I have watched so many films and played many games and feel that the protagonists just don't think big enough. So, the zombine harvester has been developed, carefully funneling zombies with the aid of it's plough into the spinning chains, which quickly dismember zombies into small chunks and spread them wide of the harvester, creating a path. The chains can be angled to catch short zombies, and the ploughs can be used to remove obstacles, such as abandoned cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# And when it's not being utilised in a zombie apocalypse
It can be hired out to local councils to trim the verges on rural roads..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:43, archived)
# by 'trim'
do you mean 'leave them looking like a helicopter has crashed into them'?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
# and in other news
I have just received an invite to a Dita Von Teese event at Selfridges. The dress code is 'Parisian chic'

unfortunately I can't make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# String of onions, breton shirt and a beret.
What could go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I might get my bike nicked
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# cigarette, disdainful expression, dogshit on your espadrils
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Definition of a Frenchman...
an Italian in a bad mood
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Having been in Italy a matter of days ago, I'd like to point out that the Italians do a good line in being cunts in their own right.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
# arrested for not wearing trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Damn, should have remembered,
Dungarees et Kickers pour les win.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# *gasp*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# that is fucking awesome
I will create a zombie apocalypse just so this machine can be utilised

*develops T-Virus*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Any optional anti-splatter guards?
Otherwise you'll get zombie-cootie-infected blood all over that cab. Not good when you have to leave the vehicle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# make sure it has decent wipers and high pressure washers, don't want to go blood blind half way through a crowd
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I could add some guards above the flails.
The flails were contra rotating, so they would throw most of the bits behind and to the side. I might e-mail this to JCB and see what they think.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# I think you'll find those wheels will soon get stuck on piles of body-parts
A better design would be with caterpillar tracks. I am an expert on these sorts of things, here's my credentials.

*flashes credentials*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I wasn't sure if tracks would be be manouverable in a town, but I get your point
It wouldn't need to move that fast (or even at all if you could just sit at the end of a street and lure them in). You might want a turn of speed at the end of your shift if you wanted to get away though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
# "end of your shift"
ha ha, brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# This is just a prototype.
Since I made it, I've been thinking the plough needs to be steeper and it would probably need anti-climb paint. Possibly an escape vehicle on the back for the driver should he or she become overwhelmed. Some powerful lights wouldn't go amiss either.

I think it would need a support team and like you say a disinfectant gate to drive through after use.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# flame-throwers
flame-throwers are what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Bit wasteful of resources - post-apocalypse you'll have limited fuel access
Unless you have a thorium reactor or something from which you can vent superheated gases.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Yes, yes indeed.
That's exactly what I've got. A thorium reactor in my pocket. Here. See?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# That's not a reactor
Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Could zombies be used as fuel?
That would be a nice sustainable solution
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
#
zombies homeless
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# And external speakers
Something to lure in the zombies if the engine isn't loud enough.
Would a converted bin lorry work too? Something to shovel up and squish the zombies, saves having to clear away the chopped remains.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Powerfull LED wash lights
and discharge lamped head lights would be a good addition.

The LED's draw very little power so increasing fuel economy and the
discharge lamps (say 575w to 1200w) will add some nice UV burn.

Very woo machine though!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Ideal for gangs of chavs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
# the Charvester!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Epic FLAIL!
sorry
(daveycakes my life is a cartoon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# AWESOME!
Although I think it would benefit from a half-track drive system. For the aesthetic if no other reason - a half-track vehicle is 283.1% more awesome than its normal-drive counterpart.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# but
it only seats one?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# So you and friends can buy one each and have races
clearing the streets of the undead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# you could put a low-walled seating area behind the cab,
surround it with spikes and it'd make a great sniping nest.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# That's no way to pick up chicks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I'd like it to fly too
can you make it fly please!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Yes
The cab could detach as an escape copter for those times when your assistant gets out to clear a stuck zombie body part and takes the keys with him (since we all know what inevitably happens then).

Also, having a rotor on the top would help deal with dropzombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Unstoppable carnage, dude.
Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I'm liking how well thought out this is.
Later versions might include non-zombie sensors.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# All the games I could've won with this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I'm loving this
and vote for its inclusion to Left for dead 3 (assuming they are making it, if not why not!)
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Look, I have a cold and my brain is working wonkily...

And if you are not up on the latest otter news
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# You rang?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)
# ha ha
Though I'm not sure an 'Electric' otter is a good idea, what with all that water?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# It's nice to know
that my British brethren are making a comeback.

Today the Thames. Tomorrow the WORLD! MWHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Aw, poor otter
he just wanted a bit of fish
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Smoked salmon coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)
# with extra scrambled egg
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# :D
keeping it foolish
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I WON THAT OK...I'M WINNING
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Hot Otter
wonder what that tastes like...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Prolly simlar to Meercat
But fishy
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I thought it would be better to compare Muskrats
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Matching coffee cup print on the sleeve...
...there's more to this than meets the eye.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Making Roboter on SketchUp
Rather than doing usefull work.
(I helped save b3ta! Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# "sit"
"stay" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I regard this as useful work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# I hope this destroys things.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:06, archived)
# huh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Needs more bobblehat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:52, archived)
# You know, I think you're right
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:53, archived)
# This might now even meet with CrystalMeth bobblehat standards
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Only time will tell
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Owlvis likes this:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# ...that filename...(in ref to the owl-thing)
I think Erasure once did a little song about it..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JARax3VTPdQ

*sorry*
(wankymcwankwank Eels, tobacconists, hovercraft and bouncy bouncy., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Who dat?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:10, archived)
# yes indeedy

cfbss
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Awesome.
*I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# cuttlefish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:13, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Paul 'O' Grady & Manuel off of Fawlty Towers
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# "So, Mahmoud, tell us about your new movie."
"Well, Dave, it's a family comedy. Real old-school stuff, bit of slapstick, lots of laughs, a few executions for petty crimes, that kind of thing."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
#
:O)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Seems like an interesting chat
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Seams like an interesting chat.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I preferred his show from the 90s
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# So Mahmoud, do you want to talk about your relationship with Israel?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! Dont Do it!!!!


Click for bigger (172 kb)

(Floppydonkey, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# do it do it!
do the fireman first
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha this is phenomenal, and I want to see it on a billboard!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# this
absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Is it just me or does he look like he's loving every minute of this spending review.
At least Danny Alexander has got the decency to look like his dog's just died in every single photo.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Tough but fair!!!
I'd love to punch his fucking head in and wipe that smirk from his face..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# We're jus' waitin' for the hammer to fall..
*nods at Brian May before punching air*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# HAMMER
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Cuntservatives
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
# To quote "The News Quiz" of a couple of weeks back...
The Conservatives... putting the "N" into "Cuts"
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# loving smug man
on the front row
(wankdog, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Please Hammer don't hurt 'em
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# haha
Brilliant and frightening
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Should I have cropped that, do you think?


I think probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Certainly not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Bloody aliens
Leaving blast patterns on my lawn with their fancy retrorockets.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I like this,
and no, you shouldn't have cropped.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# My fave, so far..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Best one yet!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Mongolbrot set


Click for bigger (202 kb)
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I must say
you do have an overarching 'theme' to your work.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# *hugs*
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# *rummages for rape alarm*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# You love mongs.
That's gotta be the reason for all of these..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Kaleidomong™
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# hide the crayons....

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
#
I have some pretty dark humor but I dunno, whenever I see a 'mong' animation or tattyshop I just weep a little inside. I personaly don't find them funny and just think it's an easy bullyboy thing to do.

Like the poor fellas haven't got enough to deal with in life.

Guess I'm in the minority
(mousemonkey, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I don't like Maddie ones....
..can handle mongs....they're unaware of the situation and always seem happy......better off than most people actually
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I'd say Maddie is pretty unaware
by now
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# haha, its a double
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# hehe
with C3PO as Zippy and R2D2 as George?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] *glee*
thats lully :)

Pearoast: circa 2020 the gene splicing went wrong


(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# PIGGLE!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# aww

have a squiolf as well
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Geröstete Erbsen
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Beautiful, Ninj.
Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Thanks Cap'n!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# out of curiosity
But did chewie ever use that flipping crossbow? Seems like he carried it around like a 4 year old carries a blanket.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Didn't he shoot a biker scout
in ROTJ?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Wasn't that with a laser gun? :\
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Soz Toastie, just posted then saw this :) *Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Cookie the Wookie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# hahah fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# *glee*
this is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Ha! Aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
That's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# "bitty........
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha...
He's feeling a right tit!
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Bitty Mummy, want Bitty
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Bloody hell!!!
*Suck*...err..*click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I don't doubt this happens on a daily basis
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Royal eeeewwww
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Them bluebloods is freaky, man..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I don't think I really wanted to see that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Wouldn't her tittage be about 3 feet further south?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# ahahaha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# The Little Nipper
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# If you think I'm sexy...............
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:41, archived)
# I don't
and you're not Scottish either, cockney twat.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Oh go on then
He's made a rod for his own back
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
# I wonder what's under the kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:55, archived)
# An........
........eightsome reel!
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:55, archived)
# I wonder if his shaft is carbon or fibreglass?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Have some
Kenny Everett :-D
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
Classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
# "awreet Rod"
:D.............ALSO:pan/head
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# THE EYES, NOT THE EYES
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Ow. Looking at that gives my eyes a dead leg.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Private Eye
used to call him Farty Meldman
(Mackeson_drinker, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:50, archived)
# something disturbing about this
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# his mouth?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I recall my testicles making those motions a time or two after injury
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:24, archived)
# :)
I vaguely recall having a dream a few nights ago in which I met Harry Enfield and told him his "comedy" series "Harry and Paul" was rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# how did he take it?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:19, archived)
# He agreed
and said something about having lost the magic or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Sophie Winkleman kept it alive for me.
Pity she married Frederick Windsor...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)
# and the other posh girl in it
mmmmmm

and Alice Lowe

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:25, archived)
# I quite like it
but its become very high brow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)
# ah, there were some ok sketches on it
but yeah, nothing special.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
# there's a shop here that reminds me of I Saw You Coming
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)
# He's a traffic warden... and he's nigerian... which means...
...HE'S GOT A FUNNY SOUNDING NAME AHAHAHA!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hooray!
Alright Big Boy?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Alright fluffeh!
You? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
# what hump?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Look behind you.
That thing on your back....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:31, archived)
# that's Frau Blücher under my coat making luv to me bum
(horses whinny)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:36, archived)
# 4 moving feldman eyes.
oh gosh.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# 'kin GORGEOUS
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Awesome work, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# his eyes appear to follow me round the room
then out the door, down the stairs and out onto the street. On the bus, into town and inside Greggs the Bakers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:24, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# www.mictoboy.co.uk
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# hoooray!
although technically incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:59, archived)
# hahahaha
top twirl
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Simply tie a piece of string to a door handle, the other end to the trigger and Hey Presto! no more toothache....
the other end to the trigger and Hey Presto! no more toothache....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Fresh Water Molars?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# i want one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Bergerachnid
(ccc, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)
# pfffft
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# That's
exactly the same noise I made for the duration it took to craft that cheeky little piece. I really need to inhale now.

(ccc, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Nice. He looks so nonplussed.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# He's
probably deducing.

He specialises in web crimes in the Jersey area.
(ccc, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# stinging nettles?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)

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