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Hamtastic
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:27,
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Hamtastic!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:29,
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Naked ladies ftw!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:30,
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it's ham
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:31,
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Yeah, I'd like to see her ham sandwich
or something
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:33,
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you sure?
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LS18 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:36,
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Phwoar, I bet that tastes salty!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:41,
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I'm thinking perhaps like fish bait
*prepares to chum*
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LS18 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:44,
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fuck!!
haha...I like how she still whacks mascara on....to make herself look pretty
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:47,
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aaaaaaaarggh christ that's wrong
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:51,
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ted bovis ftw
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:31,
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bovis!
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:47,
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fantastic
does it work with tinned ham?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:36,
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Have you not read the small print?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:40,
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how about that pink turkey ham?
or Billy Bear ham?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:47,
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Billy Bear ham
is actually haminated bear face. And I assume pink turkey ham is your pet name for your little cock?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:11,
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I have learned as much as I have given away
all in one post
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:22,
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*touches*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:38,
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hamazing
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:48,
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ha!
it says here that you're at work
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:49,
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That's hamazing!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:57,
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mmmmnnnggngggngngngnggn
joey
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:45,
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Leave Darth Vader alone!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:48,
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aww yeah (bindun?)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:53,
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yup, but this is impressive
most impressive
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:54,
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hahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:58,
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Get this great walking deli-style bread product out of my way!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:00,
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Hahahahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:03,
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hahaha
nice
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:12,
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Han's Rolo?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:16,
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:22,
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I like that
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:25,
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Nan Solo
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:36,
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This has made me laugh so much
Brilliant.
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Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:47,
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:D
as soon as I saw her, I knew what I had to do.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:53,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:50,
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Cracking!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:54,
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Red Leicester, standing by...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:55,
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*snort*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:56,
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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good Jarlsberg
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:00,
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herman:D ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:21,
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What sick filth is this?
:)
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:40,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:55,
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:D
oh yes
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 18:30,
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pffffffffffffffffffft!
*wipes chin*
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Mousing ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:18,
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hehe
that is one of my favourite jokes!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:19,
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hahahahaha
my mum always calls it star wars bread.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:53,
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Star Wars bindun?...No, never.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:50,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:32,
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I saw a lady the other day carrying a dog
disgraceful.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:33,
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I saw a kid carrying a dog which was on a lead
The lead was still being held by the dog owner weird
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:36,
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Hahaha.
First frame alone made me lol.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:34,
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touch not the cat without a glove
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:34,
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gloves for cats? hmm, would probably slip off, and the fingers would be quite pointless. What you want are
Kitten Mittens!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:36,
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Maybe somekind of Velcro insert, which would cling to the fur and prevent cat-glove slippage?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:22,
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Now with patented painless dew claw attachments!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:29,
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KITTEN MITTENS!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:05,
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Mentalist.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:37,
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Oh my god
I NEED the boots
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:39,
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Hahaha!
That's the girlfriend's Christmas present sorted out then :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:41,
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this assumes a person still has shoulders
hmm, what are the odds
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LS18 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:49,
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it's actually screwed directly in to the spine at the back
the catform actually gives you shoulders, like an awesome 80's ladies jacket
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:59,
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k, then I'm in!
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LS18 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:07,
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awesome
reminds me of the dog carrier ad in Viz, i can't find a link, excuse my crappy plagerism, but it looked a bit like this i.e. a handle, a muzzle, and a screw in but plug
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wankdog ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:17,
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similar to my dog trailer
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LS18 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:31,
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patent it
DO IT NOW!!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:49,
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this?
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meepmeep is ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:58,
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Superb
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:30,
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cat stacking is more efficient
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connor ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:22,
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1 x cat boots please.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:36,
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You lovely, lovely nutter!
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:40,
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Hell yes!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:54,
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Hey, I love this because it also works if you have arms!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:58,
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how does he wipe down the catforms if he has no arms
eh?
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 18:50,
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Bless the little pumpkin children carving men for Halloween.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:29,
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WIN.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:31,
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lovely lantern you've got there little fella
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:35,
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Is that Adam
from Adam and Joe? It's the way he would've wanted to go.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:36,
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It does look a little bit like him now...
... but it didn't when he had eyes and stuff. It was just a stock photo of a screaming man. :)
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:39,
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Huzzah for pumpkin-related shenanigans!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:36,
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I didn't have a pumpkin last year, so I used a satsuma and a tealight.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:41,
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Awww
Bless it.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:42,
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That is brilliant
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:38,
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Superb stuff! :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:41,
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haha superb. I was working on a similar idea in Blender3D last night but wasn't totally happy with the result
so I'm just having another go to fix issues!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:26,
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Insensitive bastard. Happened to my dad etc etc
PS Woo :)
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Rico ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:19,
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woo:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:22,
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Good.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:58,
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woah!
nice work
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:04,
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I like this
although I think Halloween is crap these days
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:46,
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Halloween is what you make it.
It's basically like Christmas but with zombies instead of Jesus. Now, I don't believe in either but I know what I get more excited about.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 19:47,
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Zombine Harvester
I am so concerned about the imaginary zombie apocalypse that is forever on our horizon, that I have developed this, the Zombine Harvester. I have watched so many films and played many games and feel that the protagonists just don't think big enough. So, the zombine harvester has been developed, carefully funneling zombies with the aid of it's plough into the spinning chains, which quickly dismember zombies into small chunks and spread them wide of the harvester, creating a path. The chains can be angled to catch short zombies, and the ploughs can be used to remove obstacles, such as abandoned cars.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:41,
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And when it's not being utilised in a zombie apocalypse
It can be hired out to local councils to trim the verges on rural roads..
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:43,
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by 'trim'
do you mean 'leave them looking like a helicopter has crashed into them'?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:10,
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and in other news
I have just received an invite to a Dita Von Teese event at Selfridges. The dress code is 'Parisian chic' unfortunately I can't make it.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:14,
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String of onions, breton shirt and a beret.
What could go wrong?
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:19,
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I might get my bike nicked
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:22,
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cigarette, disdainful expression, dogshit on your espadrils
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:29,
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Definition of a Frenchman...
an Italian in a bad mood
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:31,
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Having been in Italy a matter of days ago, I'd like to point out that the Italians do a good line in being cunts in their own right.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:00,
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arrested for not wearing trousers?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:30,
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Damn, should have remembered,
Dungarees et Kickers pour les win.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:35,
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*gasp*
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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that is fucking awesome
I will create a zombie apocalypse just so this machine can be utilised *develops T-Virus*
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:47,
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Any optional anti-splatter guards?
Otherwise you'll get zombie-cootie-infected blood all over that cab. Not good when you have to leave the vehicle.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:47,
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make sure it has decent wipers and high pressure washers, don't want to go blood blind half way through a crowd
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:53,
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I could add some guards above the flails.
The flails were contra rotating, so they would throw most of the bits behind and to the side. I might e-mail this to JCB and see what they think.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:56,
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I think you'll find those wheels will soon get stuck on piles of body-parts
A better design would be with caterpillar tracks. I am an expert on these sorts of things, here's my credentials. *flashes credentials*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:05,
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I wasn't sure if tracks would be be manouverable in a town, but I get your point
It wouldn't need to move that fast (or even at all if you could just sit at the end of a street and lure them in). You might want a turn of speed at the end of your shift if you wanted to get away though.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:10,
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"end of your shift"
ha ha, brilliant.
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fuscous ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:32,
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This is just a prototype.
Since I made it, I've been thinking the plough needs to be steeper and it would probably need anti-climb paint. Possibly an escape vehicle on the back for the driver should he or she become overwhelmed. Some powerful lights wouldn't go amiss either. I think it would need a support team and like you say a disinfectant gate to drive through after use.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:53,
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flame-throwers
flame-throwers are what you need.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:57,
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Bit wasteful of resources - post-apocalypse you'll have limited fuel access
Unless you have a thorium reactor or something from which you can vent superheated gases.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:01,
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Yes, yes indeed.
That's exactly what I've got. A thorium reactor in my pocket. Here. See?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:03,
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That's not a reactor
Pervert.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:03,
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Could zombies be used as fuel?
That would be a nice sustainable solution
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fuscous ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:24,
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zombies homeless
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:44,
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And external speakers
Something to lure in the zombies if the engine isn't loud enough. Would a converted bin lorry work too? Something to shovel up and squish the zombies, saves having to clear away the chopped remains.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:00,
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Powerfull LED wash lights
and discharge lamped head lights would be a good addition. The LED's draw very little power so increasing fuel economy and the discharge lamps (say 575w to 1200w) will add some nice UV burn. Very woo machine though!
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Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:13,
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Ideal for gangs of chavs.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:48,
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the Charvester!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:23,
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Epic FLAIL!
sorry
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daveycakes my life is a cartoon ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:49,
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ha!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:23,
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AWESOME!
Although I think it would benefit from a half-track drive system. For the aesthetic if no other reason - a half-track vehicle is 283.1% more awesome than its normal-drive counterpart.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:11,
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but
it only seats one?
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:14,
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So you and friends can buy one each and have races
clearing the streets of the undead.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:32,
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you could put a low-walled seating area behind the cab,
surround it with spikes and it'd make a great sniping nest.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:35,
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That's no way to pick up chicks! :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:38,
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I'd like it to fly too
can you make it fly please!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:24,
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Yes
The cab could detach as an escape copter for those times when your assistant gets out to clear a stuck zombie body part and takes the keys with him (since we all know what inevitably happens then). Also, having a rotor on the top would help deal with dropzombies.
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Tonsil is slowly atrophying ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:35,
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Unstoppable carnage, dude.
Woot!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:38,
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I'm liking how well thought out this is.
Later versions might include non-zombie sensors.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:54,
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All the games I could've won with this.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:05,
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I'm loving this
and vote for its inclusion to Left for dead 3 (assuming they are making it, if not why not!)
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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 19:25,
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Look, I have a cold and my brain is working wonkily...
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:21,
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You rang?
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Ratsta ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:28,
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ha ha
Though I'm not sure an 'Electric' otter is a good idea, what with all that water?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:29,
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It's nice to know
that my British brethren are making a comeback. Today the Thames. Tomorrow the WORLD! MWHAHAHAHAHAH
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Ratsta ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:55,
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Aw, poor otter
he just wanted a bit of fish
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:32,
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Smoked salmon coffee?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:33,
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with extra scrambled egg
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:37,
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:D
keeping it foolish
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:38,
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I WON THAT OK...I'M WINNING
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:43,
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Hot Otter
wonder what that tastes like...
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:40,
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Prolly simlar to Meercat
But fishy
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:43,
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I thought it would be better to compare Muskrats
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:46,
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Matching coffee cup print on the sleeve...
...there's more to this than meets the eye.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:09,
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Making Roboter on SketchUp
Rather than doing usefull work.
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Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:11,
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"sit"
"stay" :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:21,
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I regard this as useful work.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:39,
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I hope this destroys things.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:06,
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huh!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:49,
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Needs more bobblehat
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:52,
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You know, I think you're right
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:53,
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This might now even meet with CrystalMeth bobblehat standards
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:25,
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Only time will tell
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:29,
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Owlvis likes this:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:05,
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O RLY?
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:07,
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:32,
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...that filename...(in ref to the owl-thing)
I think Erasure once did a little song about it..www.youtube.com/watch?v=JARax3VTPdQ *sorry*
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wankymcwankwank Eels, tobacconists, hovercraft and bouncy bouncy. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:10,
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Who dat?!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:10,
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yes indeedy
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haberman is singing in the changes ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:47,
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Awesome.
*I like this*
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:57,
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cuttlefish
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:13,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:40,
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Paul 'O' Grady & Manuel off of Fawlty Towers
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:42,
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"So, Mahmoud, tell us about your new movie."
"Well, Dave, it's a family comedy. Real old-school stuff, bit of slapstick, lots of laughs, a few executions for petty crimes, that kind of thing."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:42,
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:O)
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:44,
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Seems like an interesting chat
;)
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:43,
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Seams like an interesting chat.
;)
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:13,
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I preferred his show from the 90s
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:33,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:41,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:53,
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So Mahmoud, do you want to talk about your relationship with Israel?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:44,
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hahahahaha
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:04,
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ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! Dont Do it!!!!
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Floppydonkey ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:36,
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do it do it!
do the fireman first
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:37,
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Hahaha this is phenomenal, and I want to see it on a billboard!
*click*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:37,
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this
absolutely
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:40,
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Is it just me or does he look like he's loving every minute of this spending review.
At least Danny Alexander has got the decency to look like his dog's just died in every single photo.
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:39,
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Tough but fair!!!
I'd love to punch his fucking head in and wipe that smirk from his face..
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:09,
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We're jus' waitin' for the hammer to fall..
*nods at Brian May before punching air*
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:42,
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HAMMER
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:05,
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Cuntservatives
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:12,
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To quote "The News Quiz" of a couple of weeks back...
The Conservatives... putting the "N" into "Cuts"
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:39,
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:41,
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loving smug man
on the front row
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wankdog ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:21,
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Please Hammer don't hurt 'em
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:39,
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haha
Brilliant and frightening
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:40,
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[Padiddle](10)101020
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:23,
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Should I have cropped that, do you think?
I think probably not.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:24,
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Certainly not
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 23 Oct 2010, 12:50,
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Bloody aliens
Leaving blast patterns on my lawn with their fancy retrorockets.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:28,
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I like this,
and no, you shouldn't have cropped.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:32,
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My fave, so far..
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:43,
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Thank you.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:58,
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Best one yet!
I like this.
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:15,
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Mongolbrot set
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Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:10,
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I must say
you do have an overarching 'theme' to your work.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:11,
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*hugs*
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Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:13,
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*rummages for rape alarm*
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:14,
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You love mongs.
That's gotta be the reason for all of these..
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:13,
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Kaleidomong™
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:17,
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hide the crayons....
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:20,
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I have some pretty dark humor but I dunno, whenever I see a 'mong' animation or tattyshop I just weep a little inside. I personaly don't find them funny and just think it's an easy bullyboy thing to do. Like the poor fellas haven't got enough to deal with in life. Guess I'm in the minority
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mousemonkey ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:10,
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I don't like Maddie ones....
..can handle mongs....they're unaware of the situation and always seem happy......better off than most people actually
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:32,
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I'd say Maddie is pretty unaware
by now
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:47,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:07,
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haha, its a double
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:08,
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hehe
with C3PO as Zippy and R2D2 as George?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:09,
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*glee*
thats lully :) Pearoast: circa 2020 the gene splicing went wrong
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:11,
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PIGGLE!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:11,
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aww
have a squiolf as well
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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:18,
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Geröstete Erbsen
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:28,
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Ha-ha!
Beautiful, Ninj. Beautiful.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:15,
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Thanks Cap'n!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:17,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:36,
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out of curiosity
But did chewie ever use that flipping crossbow? Seems like he carried it around like a 4 year old carries a blanket.
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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:43,
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Didn't he shoot a biker scout
in ROTJ?
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:34,
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Wasn't that with a laser gun? :\
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Rico ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:16,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:06,
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Hahahahahahahaha
Soz Toastie, just posted then saw this :) *Click* :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:08,
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Cookie the Wookie.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:11,
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hahah fantastic
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:12,
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*glee*
this is ace :)
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:14,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:18,
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Ha! Aces!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:23,
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
That's excellent!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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"bitty........
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:04,
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Hahaha...
He's feeling a right tit!
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Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:07,
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Bitty Mummy, want Bitty
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:42,
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Bloody hell!!!
*Suck*...err..*click* :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:08,
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I don't doubt this happens on a daily basis
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:08,
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Royal eeeewwww
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:09,
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Hahahaha!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:10,
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Them bluebloods is freaky, man..
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:12,
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I don't think I really wanted to see that
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:13,
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OMG!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:13,
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Wouldn't her tittage be about 3 feet further south?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:18,
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ahahaha
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:25,
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hahaha:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:23,
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The Little Nipper
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:25,
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If you think I'm sexy...............
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Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:41,
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I don't
and you're not Scottish either, cockney twat. Woo
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:47,
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Oh go on then
He's made a rod for his own back
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:48,
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I wonder what's under the kilt.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:55,
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An........
........eightsome reel!
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Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite! ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:55,
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I wonder if his shaft is carbon or fibreglass?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:57,
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Have some
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:57,
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Hahaha!
Classic!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:59,
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"awreet Rod"
:D.............ALSO:pan/head
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:12,
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THE EYES, NOT THE EYES
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:15,
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Ow. Looking at that gives my eyes a dead leg.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:18,
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Private Eye
used to call him Farty Meldman
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Mackeson_drinker ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:50,
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something disturbing about this
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LS18 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:18,
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his mouth?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:21,
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I recall my testicles making those motions a time or two after injury
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LS18 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:24,
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:)
I vaguely recall having a dream a few nights ago in which I met Harry Enfield and told him his "comedy" series "Harry and Paul" was rubbish.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:18,
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how did he take it?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:19,
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He agreed
and said something about having lost the magic or something.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:22,
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Sophie Winkleman kept it alive for me.
Pity she married Frederick Windsor...
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:23,
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and the other posh girl in it
mmmmmm and Alice Lowe mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:25,
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I quite like it
but its become very high brow
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:23,
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ah, there were some ok sketches on it
but yeah, nothing special.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:29,
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there's a shop here that reminds me of I Saw You Coming
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:53,
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He's a traffic warden... and he's nigerian... which means...
...HE'S GOT A FUNNY SOUNDING NAME AHAHAHA!
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:23,
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Hahahahahahahaha
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:23,
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Hooray!
Alright Big Boy? :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:25,
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Alright fluffeh!
You? :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:26,
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what hump?
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LS18 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:27,
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Look behind you.
That thing on your back....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:31,
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that's Frau Blücher under my coat making luv to me bum
(horses whinny)
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LS18 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:36,
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4 moving feldman eyes.
oh gosh.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:32,
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'kin GORGEOUS
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:14,
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Awesome work, sir.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:18,
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his eyes appear to follow me round the room
then out the door, down the stairs and out onto the street. On the bus, into town and inside Greggs the Bakers
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:24,
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FUCK
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:26,
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hahah
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:40,
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www.mictoboy.co.uk
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:47,
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hoooray!
although technically incorrect
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:59,
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hahahaha
top twirl
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:13,
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Simply tie a piece of string to a door handle, the other end to the trigger and Hey Presto! no more toothache....
the other end to the trigger and Hey Presto! no more toothache....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:07,
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Fresh Water Molars?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:13,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:17,
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i want one
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:18,
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I like this.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:25,
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Bergerachnid
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ccc ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:53,
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pfffft
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:57,
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That's
exactly the same noise I made for the duration it took to craft that cheeky little piece. I really need to inhale now.
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ccc ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:01,
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hahaha
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:03,
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haha
excellent
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:05,
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Arf!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:08,
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Nice. He looks so nonplussed.
(
M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:10,
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He's
probably deducing. He specialises in web crimes in the Jersey area.
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ccc ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:13,
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stinging nettles?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:00,
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awwww
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:14,
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