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# Um because tonights Masterchief was the most pretentious bit of television ever. And that's saying something.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:46, archived)
# and what about masterchef?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:48, archived)
# That was also pretentious.
:-)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:50, archived)
# heheh
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:51, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:51, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:51, archived)
# I loved it
Pierre Herme ftw. That danish place was a bit too wanky though, I'd have to agree
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:51, archived)
# HAI
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:27, archived)
# haha what a cunt! :)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Hiya prod long time no board.
Hows it rocking?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:32, archived)
# same ol' shite different day :)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:34, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:35, archived)
# and also, same day - different shite
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha
*click*

Alright Lemon?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:32, archived)
# HAI
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:36, archived)
# HAI
how you doing? Welcome back. dont leave

please?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Imma try.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:41, archived)
# He's pissing blood he should get that looked at :D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:35, archived)
# haha i thought that also
:S
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:35, archived)
# ITS HALLOWEEN OOOHOHOHohhhoooOOOHOhhooOOHo
or something
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Halloween time of frightening kids with your scary VD!
hahahaha ;)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:38, archived)
# *GLOMP*
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# I see you're the sharing kind
yay I have scabs!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:46, archived)
# strict diet of beetroot and E122
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Impressive E122 is a synthetic red food dye
you know your Es
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Food dye knowledge approved
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# e's a good
e's a good...
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:46, archived)
# i should have tried this
i'd have had more lollipops left for me :(
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:40, archived)
# SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# LEMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:43, archived)
# SMRRRMAAAAAAAAAARRRSHHSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:43, archived)
# RRAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:45, archived)
# nobody came to my house for trick or treat
D:
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:43, archived)
# More pumpkins required
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:44, archived)
# it was a post-modern halloween.
skulls carved to look like pumpkins etc.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Did you remember to remove the bear traps, landmines, 'beware of the werewolf' sign and such?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:45, archived)
# i had loads of the buggers
i think it may have been due to the fact that i made the window look like a huge pumpkin face, there were bats and skeletons everywhere, there were bloody handprints all down the front door and i was dressed as a zombie :)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:47, archived)
# sounds like a normal night at the Monkey household.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:52, archived)
# nah
i left out the human sacrifice and ritualistic sex.
after all, they're just kids
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:55, archived)
# well by law you did have to tell
the neighbourhood you are a .......

haha
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Surely some of the kids in the area wouldn't have heard.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:52, archived)
# this is how we greet people in my country
WOO!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:57, archived)
# lmao i've done some pisses in your cup
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Welcome back fella!
Missed youuuu. Also, are you and Greykid the same person?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:11, archived)
# these are what got me into b3ta
woo
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:29, archived)
# O HAI LEMUNS
Nice to see ye again.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:31, archived)
# So...
is it a trick? Or a treat?
(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:32, archived)
# I Tried That....
.... but couldn't pee with a cob-on. :(
(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# hah
brilliant.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Exit through kitchen
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:12, archived)
# bob ross has been reincarnated as a chimp?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:13, archived)
#
reincarnated revealed
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:22, archived)
#
reincarnated revealed reviled
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:28, archived)
# bob ross is banksy
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:29, archived)
# pfff
monksy
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:21, archived)
# They are
umopepisdn
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:25, archived)
# FIEND :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPicImage and video hosting by TinyPic Big one [IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/xqkn5z.gif[/IMG]
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Rawks!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Flashy.
Just out of curiousity, do people go back through the last few days of posts when they log on? I put up a picture the other day and it's just appeared on the popular page.
Odd.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Not me. Only old threads I visit usually are FPd ones.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:57, archived)
# There's either a time delay while the popular page computations take place
or people on your Friends list found your post on "Friends activity" and clicked it. You do have friends, don't you?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:08, archived)
# I didn't realise I had friends...
*moistens*
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:30, archived)
# I think that sometimes happens
when your friends check their friends' activity.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:27, archived)
# :) thankyou
its ace

saved on my computer :D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Tasteless
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:36, archived)
# yep.
EDIT: and what the fuck has happened to her forehead? That's some Hellboy shit right there
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:38, archived)
# yep.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:38, archived)
# yup.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:41, archived)
# uh huh.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:42, archived)
# yah.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:48, archived)
# YIP!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:51, archived)
# word!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:56, archived)
# mm-hmm
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:01, archived)
# I concur
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Indubitably!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:09, archived)
# top hole!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Bully!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:16, archived)
# You can't beat a bit.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Keep out of the black, and in the red; there's nothing in this game for two in a bed.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Up
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:02, archived)
# on the roof
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:06, archived)
# town Girl
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:15, archived)
# side Down
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Ouch.
One wonders if it's all the drugs and booze though.

*Edit* This is a re-release, surely?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:38, archived)
# oof
I c wot u did thar
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Very tasteless, but who is she?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Lily Allen
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Ah!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:44, archived)
# ^oh
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:52, archived)
# ^err
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Too Soon?
Pffft. Nah.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:40, archived)
# My thoughts hexactly.
Condolences n'that.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:41, archived)
# you fucking twat
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:41, archived)
# B3ta is quite peculiar when it comes to taboos, isn't it.
I pretty much agree with you though.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:46, archived)
# There is a line - nobody knows where the fuck it is but there apparently is a line, somewhere!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:47, archived)
# I think it's up there
somewhere. Under Lilly's pile of dead babbies.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:53, archived)
# *Chokes on tea*
I say old chap!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:54, archived)
# I feel for her.
I really do. I just feel for all the non-drug-and-booze-addled non-media-whoring non-sluts who miscarry every day just a little more.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:03, archived)
# This is precisely my feeling. I had no idea how to express it without sounding like a cunt myself.
(I'm not calling you a cunt; you put it very well)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:05, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Yes I'm with you on that, there are certainly more deserving cases for our sympathies
but why be so stingy with the sympathy anyway it's not costing anything and empathy is not a bad trait in a person.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Because
while I know she's suffering, she could have used the publicity to highlight the plight of *all* women who suffer miscarriages. Maybe done something to help the cause?
And sympathy does cost - sympathy-fatigue is a real thing (I'm not saying it's hugely relevant here, but hey...)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Maybe she just wants to be alone right now.
If she was as much of a media-whore as you suggest then highlighting the plight of all women who suffer miscarriages is precisely what she would be doing now. Just a thought.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:27, archived)
# ^well, yeah^
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:58, archived)
# this is proably quite close to the line
between jim davidson and psychopath.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:57, archived)
# i'm lost right now.
RIS
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:44, archived)
# o__o
.............. :(
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:46, archived)
# It is awful
goes with my bad photoshoppery really.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:48, archived)
# You ended my b3ta day on a low note...so now the baby's ghost from the future will haunt you all night long.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:56, archived)
# ZOMG
my name is kilroy .....i am 68 years old with silver hair and red eyes. i have no nose or ears.... i am dead. if you do not send this 15 people in the next 5 minutes i will appear tonight by your bed with a knife and kill you.. this is no joke Something good will happen to u 2nite at 9:22. This is not a joke some1 will either call u or will talk to u online and say that they love u. do not break no send bak sorry LOL!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Sorry
I'll be busy with a Nigerian prince who wants to put millions into my bank account.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:34, archived)
# umm...
9:22 what time zone?
(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:04, archived)
# YES.
(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:31, archived)
# ahhahhahh
(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:05, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Christ, that must be pretty distressing that late along.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Annoying as she is I wouldn't have wished that on my worse enemy
and to have gone through this twice, she must be really hurting now.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:53, archived)
# on the one hand
it's a horrible thing to have happen to anyone.
on the other hand, she doesn't interest me in the slightest and i find it difficult to summon up sympathy for someone i have no interest in.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Yeah I guess I'm with you on that,
although to laugh at her expense is taking ambivalence a step too far.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:01, archived)
# true
if someone fucks themself up, then you can laugh at them. if their unborn and completely innocent child dies, laughing is a bit beyond tasteless
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:04, archived)
# hmm.
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I think that may be why.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Smoking during pregnancy is bad but in the majority of cases doesn't cause miscarriage.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Also
She doesn't appear to be entirely pregnant in this photo
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:34, archived)
# That also.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:36, archived)
# How do you know she was smoking through her pregnancy?
and even if she did, should we gloat because she couldn't kick the nicotine habit?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# again, the baby is innocent, therefore laughing = BAD
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# NO ONE IS INNOCENT
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:07, archived)
# are you a catholic priest?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:12, archived)
# ALL WILL BE PUNISHED
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:15, archived)
# well, I'm laughing, but I'm not a very nice person, apparently
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I'd like to help her practice for the next one.
Does that make me a bad man?
(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:14, archived)
# not if you buy her flowers or chocolates or something, is that how it works?
(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:18, archived)
# What Smash Monkey said.
Above.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:13, archived)
# hahhhahhhahhah yeah but will she learn?
 
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:03, archived)
# No.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:04, archived)
# that's what she gets with her stupid face and her stupid voice and her stupid fucking music
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Personally it's her idiotic opinions on file-sharers that annoys me about her.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:25, archived)
# actually I'm speaking out of turn, I try to know as little as possible about people such as this.
 
IGNORANCE = BLISS
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:11, archived)
# hahah very good indeed.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:13, archived)
# It's not so scary now.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:19, archived)
#
scary manic
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:36, archived)
# zippy?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:14, archived)
# You can name him anything you like.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:20, archived)
# ^this^
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Get Smash
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:14, archived)
# ed.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:20, archived)
# somebody called?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:51, archived)
# that's no fuck!
the fuck will be with you, always
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Sums up my mood for the day.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:20, archived)
# sometimes ya gotta get off the horse n back on the fuck
that's what mother used to say

before she died of overfuck

ed: moist vader
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:26, archived)
# hahahah
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Dude, this is aces.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:29, archived)
# haha remember when i changed one ;)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Those whiney Stormtroopers!
What do they have to complain about?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Doorframes ...
Have YOU had an accident at work?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:22, archived)
# I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT YOU LITTLE CLONE SHIT
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:37, archived)
# The ability to complain is insignificant next to the power of the Force
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:41, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:15, archived)
# It had to be done.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Ha-ha! Reminds me of Hoagy, from 'Robo-Hunter'..
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:28, archived)
# He looks familiar for sure.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:32, archived)
# deadmau5 without the ears
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:07, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Good shot!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:44, archived)
# SOON TO BE AVAILABLE IN BLU-RAY
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:54, archived)
# this is glorious
PHUKLIPS is the cherry on the fuck
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I have to agree with the above.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:02, archived)
# i know fuck when i sees it
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:03, archived)
# he was going to be completly covered in nicorette patches krusty the clown style
but me tired :(
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:03, archived)
# it may end up on youtube with the thunder in paradise feemtune
and maybe some added extras.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:02, archived)
# i dont know the show, i thought it was THUNDERFUCK
on closer inspection..i was fucked

good fuck as per usual, keep up the good fuck

Kind Regards,

PH Uklips
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:04, archived)
# enter
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:05, archived)
# CHUNDER IN THUNDERFUCK 2: TOO MANY HOGANS
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:08, archived)
# he's jesse ventura on a shitload of cocaine and roids
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:11, archived)
# too many hogans
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:13, archived)
# ...spoil the broth?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:13, archived)
# i just mean there are too many, in general
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:16, archived)
# CULL PERHAPS?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:18, archived)
# FUK DAT
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:33, archived)
# 1 is too many.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:18, archived)
# A phuklips now
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:03, archived)
# i need a diamondhead phuklips please
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:12, archived)
# you may kiss the bride on the phuklips
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Thunderfuck !!!!!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:01, archived)
# "i want 10 percent off the sickwolf you cunt"
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:04, archived)
# hello, this fuck you sold me is fucked
may i get a partial fucking refund?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:05, archived)
# no fucking way
Fucker.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:07, archived)
# SOLD!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Good morning sir, lovely day it is. How much would you go down to for one of your Fine Used fucks?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:08, archived)
# make sure you get a fucking receipt
fucker sold me some fucks that were fucked
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:10, archived)
# fuck that fucking fuck.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:15, archived)
# i'm tryin!
fucker won't gimme a partial fucking refund on this fucked fuck

:/

oh fuck
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Hi! My name is Wayne Thomas Fuck, or WT to my friends
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:20, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhah shit yeah boi
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:06, archived)
# I must buy me one of these blu-ray thingamabobs
Does Freebase take people out with leg drops?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:04, archived)
# yes, leg drops and by shouting "FUCK" at a loud volume
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:06, archived)
# "Tough catch phrase"...*grunt*...
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:14, archived)
# SEASON 2 COMING SOON
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:16, archived)
# sweet fuck
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Jeff?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:22, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:22, archived)
# beautiful piece of fuck right there
ok, bedtime, nights all.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:24, archived)
# o/
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:38, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:40, archived)
# (Why do b3tard gifs flash and skip frames?)
Grrrrrrrrrr!!!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:51, archived)
# its ok for me
i use firefox :D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:57, archived)
# I think the connection drops part way through.
Glad to see it's not just me.
(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 2:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:59, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:37, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:08, archived)
# This thread
shames all other threads to fuck!
www.flickr.com/photos/petranek/2559911645/
(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Frying ...
tonight
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
# zomg its the death of twitter its all shit everyone stop using it
oh he's back, nevermind, carry on
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:11, archived)
# *flounces*
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Twitter must be a PA's worst nightmare, these days..
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# haha
Christ people find anything to complain about.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Wot a drama queen.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:43, archived)
#
drama
EDIT: also, why is he dressed as a Droog?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:47, archived)
# So he can razrez your platties?
And tolchok you in the gulliver?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Well he's a queen and I'm sure he's been in a couple of dramas in his time.
But I'm siding with Fry on this one. Germaine Greer is a chronic whiner, can't recognise an humourous interview when she reads it. She has no intrinsic value any more; the only way she can get publicity is by putting people down in a vitriolic manner.

(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:13, archived)
# smoking:D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:01, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:03, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:35, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:35, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:37, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:39, archived)
#
[IMG]http://i32.tinypic.com/2web313.jpg[/IMG]
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Holy smoke
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Get to da Grinder
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:39, archived)
# i
have just cum
*wipes*
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:11, archived)
# I feel like a dirty pervert every time she's on the screen.
Thankfully she ruined it with her new haircut a while back.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Han-rolled for extra freshness.
Ah, lovely.
*click*
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)
# does han smoke?
no he chews bacca


copyright whizzer and chips sci-fi joke book 1981
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Why puny human throw clock out of window?
To see if time fly!

Why Hulk throw puny human out of window?
To see if puny human fly!
Ha-Ha!

You not think Hulk's joke funny?
*enrages*
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:22, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:23, archived)
# If you get the Hulk even more angry, does he turn into Dr Banner?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:10, archived)
# arrgh
spang.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:23, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:28, archived)
# cor i do have crackin set of tits
:( you meanie.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:29, archived)
# whizzer and chips!!
there's a trip down memory lane....

what were the characters called?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:23, archived)
# whizzer and chips twice please
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Hahah:D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Needs more bass guitar with a wah pedal
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:32, archived)
# wacky chewbaccy.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Dia de Los Muertos..
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Coool!
/edit: right you are! ;)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:46, archived)
# *winks*
Cheers.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Fantastic
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:47, archived)
# awesome love judge death :)
you going to do Fire, Fear and Judge Mortis?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:47, archived)
# I'd like to, but it took an age to finish..
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:50, archived)
# yea it looks like a lot of work :)

top job though
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:53, archived)
# I only post this because I know the Cap'n intimately and know he won't mind

(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:56, archived)
# You are the most touchable man I know.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:56, archived)
# and you know exactly how to touch a man
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Get a room you slags
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:00, archived)
# if we did it would be the most erotic thing you could possibly imagine
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:04, archived)
# ... with dangly cocks on show
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)
# "...most erotic thing you could possibly imagine."
and all you could think of was 'dangly' cocks? ;)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
# hahahahahaa
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:13, archived)
# I was referring to HT's usual style of characterisation...
clean lines, good colouring, nice touch of shading,
and a dangly cock on show
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:29, archived)
# that's a wonderful review
thank you :D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
# I'm here all week, try the veal
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:38, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:04, archived)
# 8 Dimensions of erotic goodness
oh my, i fear for my poor heart.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Watched "Monsters" yet?
You really should..
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:01, archived)
# not had a chance yet, but looking forward to it after your text :)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:05, archived)
# It was the midnight movie on Saturday & nobody said a word until it finished.
Win.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:25, archived)
# cor!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
# even with that awful skin complaint
and his hairy back?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Cor!
:D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:57, archived)
# bloody hell those are great! :D

never seen 'em before, got a hi res version?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:57, archived)
# hold on....
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:06, archived)
# my desktop says thanks :)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# :D
animated it
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Top Judges!
although in all honesty I've only ever heard of Mortis and Death although I can't remember what they use to do other than be evil and scary.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Fear frightened people to death when those gates on his helmet opened
Fire had the flaming trident
Mortis' causes his victims to decay rapidly when he touched them

:)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Ah thanks
I hope they appear in the new film that would be cool.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:22, archived)
# that would be very very cool :)

even as a teaser at the end of it..
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:25, archived)
# I've got a smidgen of hope on that
Dredd and Anderson trapped in a block on shut down is the same environment used in the classic dark judges strip.... dear god make this film everything we want it to be
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:35, archived)
# is the film based on the block wars?

the only thing I liked about the first dredd movie was The Angel Gang, I thought that was 'nearly' spot on
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:40, archived)
# I don't think its an existing story but it's a perfect example of a Dredd tale
A block is put on lockdown with dredd and rookie psi cop Anderson inside. the two of them have to work their way up to the top (Game of Death style) to take on the kingpin who sounds a bit like Mom from Futurama.
I love the idea of it being all in one block, focused, claustrophobic and gritty. *everything crossed*
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:50, archived)
# ^ yes
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:01, archived)
# An 18 rated Judge Dredd movie is a pretty promising start.
I fully expect greatness.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:49, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:53, archived)
# christ Toasty
those are *really* good
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:01, archived)
# ace :D
brings back memories 2000ad was my first site of gore.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:01, archived)
# :D
Excellence
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Holy heck fire
Nice characters...
Awesome flames ..toasty ..
(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:56, archived)
# These are so awesome it's scary
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Thanks.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Wow!
Ace.

Finally, someone with more gas than my father.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# It's coming to live !
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# VNice :D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:49, archived)
# oh christ yes *click*
lets hope it doesn't get fucked up the arse by a great big filthy Learner eh.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:49, archived)
# *flips coin*
*weeps*
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:51, archived)
# oooooooooOOOooooooh!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Superbly done
*click*
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Phantasmic.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Many thanks for the sentiments.
You're all beautiful, beautiful people.
8D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:59, archived)
# amazing stuff mate
woo yay hooplah :D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Thanks, man.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Outstanding.
Top work that man!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Eee, now, you've made me go all judge-mental.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Cor!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:52, archived)
# vere nice
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:00, archived)
# This is excellent
indeed!
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Tastes like Jihad
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Smells like Timotei.
Such a heady combo..
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Hahah:D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Hahaha. Nice
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:16, archived)
# There's a hair in my soup
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:54, archived)
# well, getting angry didn't change much
let's try something else!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Let's try posting an image!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Do lets ;)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:49, archived)
# !
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:59, archived)
# FUCKING ALKIIEEDDAA BASTARDS
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Hahaha. Fuck.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:17, archived)
# FUUUUuuu..
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:21, archived)
# WIT MUSIK
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:23, archived)
# 8D
Awesome!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Hahahah!!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:48, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Or simply fuck the fuck off!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Sorry :(
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Bollox
That was not meant for you...
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:41, archived)
# fucking hell, i've just got here and i am being forced inside the b3ta bunker. scooch over.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:43, archived)
# haha love the cartoon Rob
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:52, archived)
# best b3ta bunker
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Someone has to man the last line of defence
As stated in Sun Tzu's The Art of War: "The best defense is a good offense"

(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:18, archived)
# and a good FUCK face
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:25, archived)
# A new hairstyle, perhaps?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:42, archived)
# I just hope he gets rid of those shoes, I mean like, oh my god.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:43, archived)
# have I missed a flailing numpty?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Oh yeah!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:44, archived)
# That can't be hygienic

/ac
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:45, archived)
# she's hooterously challenged
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:47, archived)
# No image
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Didn't work.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:53, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:56, archived)
# O come all ye faithful
Unintentionally phallic choirboy ornament. Probably looks less nasty when the wick isn't new and spooge-white.

(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:35, archived)
# why am i looking at your dog?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:36, archived)
# why are you kicking my dog and calling him fuck off
when his name is rover?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Why am I looking at your sprog?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:38, archived)
# "real photo monday doesn't exist, give it up"
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:38, archived)
# needs more compression.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:41, archived)
# FUCK
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Why is your dog looking at me that way?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:39, archived)
# balls
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# That's nice, dear.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Triple Points Weekday... no hold on that's not right, that's not right at all!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:04, archived)
# *finally sees reflecto-porn*
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Ah I see it now
This is CCTV of a new christian fundamentalist terrorist sect bomber. Well doe sir, I will look out for him on the tube.
(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 5:52, archived)
# seems like a good choice
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:30, archived)
# THAT'S not a knoife . . .
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:32, archived)
# me couldn't even butter me toats wiv tha
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:36, archived)
# I just hope he rescues Dawn from that horrible monster
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:37, archived)
# i wonder how many times he'll do the face
you the one, that face he does, you know it, the face thing.....
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:39, archived)
# The face Matthew Horne borrows sometimes?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:44, archived)
# hahaha
so true
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# IMDB says 17 times
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# i'm thinking that too....
but x10
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:13, archived)
# per scene
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I think he'll ace it.
And thanks for the mock-up.
I fully expect to see it on every LOTR website by Sunday..
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:39, archived)
# i saw one while i was searching for a hobbit pic. not bad
www.hobbitfilm.it/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bilbo-martin-freeman.jpg

i'm actually looking forward to this film, the book was fab.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Yours blows Old Toby in the face of this one.
Trufax.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:56, archived)
# bah
it was a quickie. i could have spend longer choosing a better angled freeman face.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# For those who know Hank
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:04, archived)
#
lol
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:08, archived)
# chav you
"I like 'em 15"

(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# speaking of all things chav,
what the hell is that new Harry Hill single all about, it's dire!
/tv burp fan, but that single is just awful, in every respect
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# I've never understood the appeal of Harry Hill.
I saw some TV Burp last year and it pretty much confirmed, he's Jeremy Beadle with 50% more hand.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:24, archived)
# haven't heard it yet
but i hate comedic songs. i've only caught a bit of this series of tv burp, i enjoyed the previous ones.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:35, archived)
# here then
Hugo CHAVez

(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# chav buds
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# safe as fuck
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:50, archived)
# *hears theme tune*
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# haha
That's a Ford, and you know what FORD stands for don'tcha?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Fiona Only Rims Dogs?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
# that's not what I've heard
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Fizzy Orange Ring Donuts?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# that doesn't make any sense
the answer is 'Fix it again, Tony'
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Flatulate On Righteous Democrats
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:21, archived)
# to the tune of Onward Christian Soldiers?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:24, archived)
# hahah
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Free Oral Right Dere?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Where where??!!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Frigged Ostriches Rebel Daily
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Dere on the stere
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I see, she's just put her dentures back in.
Knew I'd miss out.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:33, archived)
# -o
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Three for fifty?
Thanks.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
# ere--ave em all, theyre small
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:28, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Burbury Woo :D
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:52, archived)
# What a cock!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:28, archived)
# these should be real
not him, though.
he is indeed a cock
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:30, archived)
# A bit on the dead side now, too.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:37, archived)
# not dead enough
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:39, archived)
# you think he might make a come back?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:49, archived)
# we can't take that chance
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Needs some salad..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r6WRAK_q8s

(WARNING: contains 70's racism/swearing)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:04, archived)
# hahahaha, that is genius
i was going to look that clip up for myself
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:11, archived)
# cant stand girls
...who have lips like Pigs Balls


(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:14, archived)
# BollywoodDollywoodHollywood
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:27, archived)
# what about pigs who have balls like girl's lips?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:28, archived)
# What, like this?
Photobucket
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:40, archived)
# must kiss nao
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:42, archived)
# meh
porkst op trannies
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:45, archived)
# something like that, yes
is the one on the end cheryl cole?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Would
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Gayshift starts at midnight dude
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Gayshift never ends.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# yeah
gayshift never ends! ... thanks lover
(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:54, archived)
# HAPPY B3TA DAY, e1bow!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:36, archived)
# is he supposed to look like plug?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:38, archived)
# dun broke his glass jaw now.....
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:40, archived)
# He needs more elbow room . . . or get one !
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:44, archived)
# :D
(just fooling around...sorry)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Teef!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:13, archived)
# haha. thanks, man.
:)

(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:23, archived)
# When the world is China
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:20, archived)
# A rikery story !
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:23, archived)
# rrariss!
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
# does he sell maps to cereblities' homes?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:27, archived)
# When he's not being Crint
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:29, archived)
# that's good
i bet he knows where birry clystar rives
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:30, archived)
# yea
somewhele in the Ros Angeres alea
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Is this just racism
or am I missing something?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:32, archived)
# you aren't missing anything
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:34, archived)
# i believe it's lolracism
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:34, archived)
# rorlacism, shirley?
I mean, shilrey?
No, I can't keep up.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Dirty Horry
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Dilty Hally?
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Vely funny Erris18.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:35, archived)
# thank you, first-time poster
:)
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:37, archived)
# hahaha
this is funny to me, because i dont like asians - they smell of ass
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:02, archived)
# oh wow, i hadn't even seen this yet
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:28, archived)
# BorrywoodDorrywoodHorrywood
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:42, archived)
# rinks board ----->
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:42, archived)
# I see
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Benny Fucking Hill?
Seriously.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# ffft
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:41, archived)
# lacist
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:22, archived)
#

(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:20, archived)
# my gleetings in leturn
(, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:28, archived)

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