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(Testicles just for you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:29, archived)

this is exactly what happened to Chevy Chase.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:31, archived)

and dick van dyke

in r memrys

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:32, archived)

That's not how you spell duck

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:46, archived)

Dick Van Drake?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:01, archived)

You called?

Oh, er, sorry. Misread your post.

(User #86772, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:08, archived)

Many, many times.

And it hurt every single time.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:50, archived)

1943-2007

"Chevy Chase, former disc jockey and comedy actor, was in the Valley in 1978 appearing in a dinner theater play, Beginner's Luck.
At 49, Chase was still pursuing wild sex, which he liked to capture on film and videotape. On Febuary 19th, someone beat Chase to death, possibly with a camera tripod, as he slept in his Scottsdale apartment, then tightly wrapped an electrical cord around his throat.
A small amount of blood was found in a rental car used by Chase's friend John Carpenter.
Carpenter, who had accompanied Chase in woman-chasing, had socialized with him until late on the night of the murder, then flew to Los Angeles early the next day.
Police theorized that Carpenter killed the actor because their friendship was ending.
But DNA analysis of the blood was inconclusive, so the best supposed clue against Carpenter was a police photo showing a tiny ragged lump on a door panel inside the rental car.
Prosecutors, arguing that the lump was flesh from Chase's head, finally put Carpenter on trial in 1994. But Carpenter's attorneys, including deputy public defender Candace Kent, questioned the lump.
"No one could even say the thing on the door panel related to the homicide," says Kent, now an attorney in private practice. "The alleged motive was ridiculous at best; there was no evidence. They had no case."
The defense pointed out an unidentified blonde hair found in Chase's room and noted that there appeared to be one or two videotapes and a photo album missing. Maybe Chase had been done in by someone upset by his sexploits.
Jim Raines, who investigated the case for the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office, says he's sure Carpenter killed Chase, but the DNA evidence was not quite there."

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:05, archived)

is that the same john carpenter that made the thing?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:14, archived)

Yeah, that's how I remember it.

And of course, because there was no direct evidence of murder, Chevy Chase came back to life by default.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:15, archived)

R HRTZ

are getting a bit full. can we kick out the chavs to make more room for the class?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:39, archived)

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:41, archived)

this is what i imagine

to be under the trapdoor

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:43, archived)

:( RACIST

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:45, archived)

i don't like races

my thighs chafe

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:49, archived)

Get yourself some

nice long purple socks

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:50, archived)

Now that is wacky

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:51, archived)

you just want me to die in a bus crash, don't you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:54, archived)

NOOOOOOOOO

of course not. The next thing I was going to suggest was not to take a bus while wearing them.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:57, archived)

i HATE socks

just the thought of them makes my toes curl up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:08, archived)

That's really nice

I like all the perdy cullers :)

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:11, archived)

win

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 6:00, archived)

What the hfuhruhurr are you on about?

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Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)

this

with added hfuhruhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:54, archived)

God help us.

EDIT: Now 10% smaller

(User #86772, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:31, archived)

but some of us aren't head-first

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:34, archived)

I stepped in some today.

Thankfully it was frozen.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:36, archived)

That's why mums shop at iceland...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:37, archived)

i've been careful

as i don't want to skid on frozen doglogs :(
all this talk of shit makes me feel unclean, i think i'll go and have a shower.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:38, archived)

in other news

my brother had a dream last night, in which he saw a car crash into a bus. passengers were thrown through the top windows of the bus, one of them being me. he said i was lying in the road, dead.
this doesn't disturb me as much as the fact that the dream me was wearing purple socks.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:13, archived)

So which leading MP are you?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:39, archived)

It would appear that Ireland has already sunk...

Biiiiig bad house inspection coming up...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:40, archived)

No, we're not.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:49, archived)

BIGGAR FIYUL SYZE

I'm sure Ecletech wont mind me stealing this from the FAQ

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:50, archived)

Point taken. Will compress images for web from now on.

(Edit: in case anyone gets RISsed off or anything, it's a subversion of this stupid poster on the Conservative website.)

(User #86772, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:00, archived)

Yeah, I'd take a look

but you've already used up all my bandwidth :(
I've just got enough left to type a few last wor

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:24, archived)

They have a range of baby clothing

and kitchen items 'for the little lady', too.

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)

"guide us o wise one"

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:54, archived)

you think we've got it bad,

what happened to the Republic of Ireland?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:21, archived)

they sank

poor buggers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:22, archived)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:28, archived)

Great Grab !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:32, archived)

He used the force....!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:34, archived)

Forcing it usually helps !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:39, archived)

Haha :)

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:07, archived)

Better snow,,, than to let him reign...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:15, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:04, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:05, archived)

Hehe woo!

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giant_squid, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:06, archived)

YES

how are you giant squid

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:07, archived)

fine, fine

Too busy to do much on b3ta except repost old Shakespeare puns, though :D

Yourself?

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giant_squid, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:09, archived)

Heh, much like yourself

with the occasional new pic

Been trying to make things more mediocre

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:48, archived)

There's mroe than one model.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:01, archived)

Ah, the elusive wild unisporklift

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:17, archived)

Pier Pressure !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:09, archived)

Seaside rock on the pier.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:17, archived)

bindun

but woo though!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)

Hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:06, archived)

I was wondering why the source pic is thinner than it appears

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:17, archived)

Ah, the pixel aspect ratio was screwed.

I think that carried over from the original. It had a custom ratio, I have no idea why.
I've fixed my own version now... if you want to fix yours to use it again you need to set the pixel aspect ratio to 'square' and resave it. In PS it's under the 'View' menu, in case you're not familiar with it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:32, archived)

It's okay, I was just curious.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:49, archived)

those sequins will chafe during a cavity search

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:06, archived)

BUSTED !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:08, archived)

Is it a rabbit..!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:09, archived)

Hold on hold on, I can spell that

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:11, archived)

Incorrect.... now spell..!!

I have a flash version of speak and spell....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:21, archived)

i h a v e a f l a s h v e r s i o n o f s p e a k a n d s p e l l

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:23, archived)

nowspellawordyoucannotunderstand

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:27, archived)

It was quo

(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:13, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:14, archived)

Up the front.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:21, archived)

bwaaahahaha

still at it

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:56, archived)

Is that like the opposite of Scissor Sistors?

Spoon Stabbers

(Testicles just for you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:28, archived)

Hey, he DID say "Whatever you want"

(User #86772, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:41, archived)

flallalalala

Boooooom.

(cvillavicencio directly from Chile, ctm!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:44, archived)

fuck!!!he takes on the appearance of someone .....

can't quite put my finger on who it is
aedit:aaah Robert Stack

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:58, archived)

is that Jacko's glove?

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:55, archived)

Free Pick

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZc22JSZjKA

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:55, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:58, archived)

COMMENCE FINGERING

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:00, archived)

His patented one-finger method makes for charmingly simple melodies.

Unfortunately the lyrics leave something to be desired.
"FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:03, archived)

I like the chorus . . . and no refrain !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:05, archived)

According to him...!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:04, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:58, archived)

FUCKING ALL OVER THE WORLD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:59, archived)

Fuck Yeah

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:01, archived)

Let's Meat Him

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wam3YTr3PhA

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:07, archived)

O_O

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:15, archived)

FUCK

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:03, archived)

...oops.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:05, archived)

Click for bigger (190 kb)

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:07, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:10, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:11, archived)

Uni to Uni

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:21, archived)

Pffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:51, archived)

TWISTED

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:11, archived)

u no

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:13, archived)

YO YO YO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:15, archived)

Down wtcha pance !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:23, archived)

payce out yo's

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:32, archived)

Dubble Barreled Thug Buster

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:34, archived)

RIght! Stop that! This meme has gotten far too silly.

(User #86772, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:37, archived)

He'll poke an eye out saluting !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:41, archived)

STAGE FRIGHT

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:00, archived)

THE ACE OF FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:01, archived)

Only way to feel the fuck is when it's.....

One of my fave live bands....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:03, archived)

Sweet warm and tasty.....

Goog country key.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:02, archived)

He can pick anything within a scent of himself !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:04, archived)

FB picture from Valin? Oh I say :)

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:02, archived)

SCHTOMPEN! SCHTOMPEN! SCHTOMPEN! SCHTOMPEN!

SCHTOMPEN DAS VOOTZ!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:05, archived)

SCHTOP DAS SCHTOMPEN!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:11, archived)

Band Together . . . Play On Too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:05, archived)

How does he bang his drum..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:06, archived)

Mind control

He thinks!

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:07, archived)

Didn't know he could think....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:11, archived)

ron weasley is all grown up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:07, archived)

Home grown tastes best grown at home !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:10, archived)

BLUDDY ELL ARRY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:10, archived)

Fuck

(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:09, archived)

Great Gat's Be

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:20, archived)

that's it ..............SMEAR PLENTY ON!

lovin' his new hair-do too

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:04, archived)

Blondes have more gooey fun !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:27, archived)

FUCK

(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:32, archived)

haha FUCK!

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:39, archived)

YOU GOTTA DATE WEDNESDAY BABY!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:49, archived)

DON'T FUCK WITH THE FREEBUS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:49, archived)

FUCK that tree

LOL! :)

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)

Please FP this so I can do the same again!!

I did not cheat! XD

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:45, archived)

Why not?

*click*

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:11, archived)

How many times could we go for ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:51, archived)

Well I can only fit maybe 3 on that small screen :)

But then do we have to times it by how many it is showing?
463! ...Or something

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:54, archived)

Starts campaign...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:13, archived)

fuck

(Testicles just for you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:44, archived)

silly freebase!

it's called tree HUGGING!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:44, archived)

I watched Evil Dead the other night

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:47, archived)

not for the first time, surely?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:49, archived)

yes, the first time I had seen it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:50, archived)

what took you so long?

it's epic!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:52, archived)

It was epic, when I stuck it on 4x FF :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:54, archived)

hahahaha!

the claymation stuff at the end is a bit crap, but i love the camera work and linda and cheryl are brilliant!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:57, archived)

Lost interest in it very quickly, there was some good camera work

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:59, archived)

i'm just a sucker for horror on a budget

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:00, archived)

Tesco Value horror

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:17, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)

Hahahaha

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:24, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:25, archived)

I love this pic.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:39, archived)

unimpressed plod is unimpressed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:42, archived)

There's a hold up in the Bronx,

Brooklyn's broken out in fights

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:57, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:43, archived)

Transfixed...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:54, archived)

Hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:26, archived)

What a workout.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:48, archived)

The all new underpant cock saw from B&Q....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:48, archived)

fucking fuck you fucker.

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:50, archived)

Truncated Bark

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:55, archived)

Better late than never.

I would like to add my B3ta condolences. Funny man gone.

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Flash_Bastard, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:03, archived)

You are also the umpteenth person to spell Nielsen wrong.

This includes Toasty's and Prodge's FP. I am outraged.Only joking!

/pedantmuchweekly?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:19, archived)

RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:19, archived)

I feel slightly guilty/silly pointing this out.

But I felt a great need to.

It must be these new steroids.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:24, archived)

hahaha... I thought.. how do you spell his name... so I looked at a previous poster.

O choosed wrong one to check against.

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Flash_Bastard, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:29, archived)

I too have been annoyed by this

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:30, archived)

^this

What are you going to spend / have spent the Jessie fund on?

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:23, archived)

good question

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:43, archived)

I feel your pain

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:42, archived)

lies!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:16, archived)

nicely

Funnyman would approve this :D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:28, archived)

Funnymancharlie can bugger off

*impotent rage*
*rage wee*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:46, archived)

"NURSE"

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:54, archived)

www.rainymood.com/

(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:35, archived)

I live in Lancashire

always plenty o' rain up here:(

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:37, archived)

Woz working at stoke on trent last week

i should of come round for cup of tea or beer :D

(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)

it's toe-taggingly tragic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:41, archived)

hahaha

TJ: if 80% of crimes in Nottingham are unreported, How do they know its 80% ? o_O

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:47, archived)

I never report crimes I commit

someone else always does though....the bastards

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:51, archived)

haha

but seriously? is it that the person doesn't want to press charges and thats how they get the statistic.

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:56, archived)

Questionnaires.

Have you recently experienced or caused any of the following crimes:

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:00, archived)

his family suffers if he does press charges

hee hee :)))

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:01, archived)

They know man, they KNOW

Only thing is they can't do anything legally without a report

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:09, archived)

EU launches antitrust probe into alleged Google abuses

(twattybanjo, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:10, archived)

they probably should've used http://scholar.google.co.uk/

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:14, archived)

"The probe does not imply any wrongdoing by Google"

Oh right. It must be one of those probes they do when they think someone is innocent.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:14, archived)

not really a probe then, is it?

more of a friendly poke or a gentle dig in the ribs...

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:18, archived)

or shagging a virgin

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spacefish bong!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:25, archived)

good job they are not shopping for Louiois Viuttone handbags

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:17, archived)

Hahaha

Have the gays seen this?

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:29, archived)

the earlies did last night

we had a bit of a silly session around 7pm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:07, archived)

O MAN

yEAH WE GOT LUE VITON HANBAGS PLENTY ****YEAH PLUS FREE V1AGRA YEAHMAN YOU KNO.

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:38, archived)

lol ur so gay

*bums*...I haz condom...eeez ok by Pope

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:44, archived)

resistance is futile

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:20, archived)

WE ARE ALL CONNECTED.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:22, archived)

you spelt penis wrong

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:55, archived)

if this is about the alex jones bs

www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=alex+jones

Takes me straight to prison planet with infowars as the second result

if not De-ris
www.prisonplanet.com/google-blacklists-prison-planet-com.html

Normally I find Alex Jones amusing in his paranoia but this is just lazy

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:14, archived)

I thought you said 'anti-thrust'

I am disappointed now

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:10, archived)

Snow... loverly snow! Just nipped out in the garden to make this after finishing work.

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:58, archived)

a tweenie with downs?

not being cunty Iggle-piggle really does look like a tweenie with downs

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:59, archived)

COCKHANDS!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)

nice...

I like his comfort blanket. Is it Linus?

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:02, archived)

No... Iggle Piggle.

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:13, archived)

ah!

I have just revealed a yawning chasm in my pop cultural knowledge. How embarrassing... :)

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:19, archived)

brainwashing cunt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)

This was mine last year...

* I still sometimes cry when i remember how he melted...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)

That's awesome

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)

that is/was a thing of beauty...

RIP snow-nessie...

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)

Thank you

* Crys some more...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:11, archived)

much better than my wax nessie

whose neck kept inexplicably shrinking

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:09, archived)

braw :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:10, archived)

superb!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:16, archived)

Nice Woo

(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:30, archived)

Is that Nessy? It's a good loch ness.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:44, archived)

Oh, I like this.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:47, archived)

*claps*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)

Thank you all. what should i make this year?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:04, archived)

You left him out in the cold?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)

Very nice :)

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:13, archived)

V good :D

Click for bigger (148 kb)
This year

(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:31, archived)

last year

quite a few photo's of it were took.

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:41, archived)

This was my sisters' contribution last snowtime

They have far too much time on their hands

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:43, archived)

Students + camping + snow + still drunk from night before

CFB
From about 5 years ago in deep dark Scotland.

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thistle, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:50, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)

fab....but I wish the snow would fuck off

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:46, archived)

It looks like a very difficult version of Asteroids.

Lovely.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)

its raining K'nex

yayy, haha.

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)

those snowflakes are the same..............

*feels cheated* but still "clicks"

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:50, archived)

Almost Christmas

A package arrived this morning from firebox and the wife won't tell me what it is,I do hope it's the keys to one of these www.firebox.com/product/2922/Replica-Batmobile?via=cat

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:50, archived)

Once that bastard starts drinking...he don't stop.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)

nice piss stain

as long as I get my bat mobile I don't care

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:58, archived)

You're not getting a Bat Mobile...

...you've been a bad bad boy all year long.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:24, archived)

Stella Yessssss

(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:38, archived)

That's nice :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:50, archived)

PISS-AND-MOAN-BREAK

Is b3ta loading very slowly for anyone else? It's not even the images, it's the whole page, it seems to load one post at a time. This is the second day it's been like this for me. Anyone else having the same issue?

Ok, thanks guys.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:55, archived)

yup

but only for the last hour, and I finish work in a minute so :P

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:56, archived)

has been doing that here for a couple days

doesn't seem to be happening on other sites

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LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)

yep laggier

than a very well-insulated boiler for me for a while now.

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:59, archived)

servers are back on dial-up

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LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:02, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10268736#post10268788

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:52, archived)

and traces of horlicks

have been found in the magic donkey...

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)

whore licks... XD

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:17, archived)

yay!

we actually got snow today, about a millimetre of it. not enough to make the place look nice and clean and white, but just enough to piss off old people by making them fall on their arses

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:50, archived)

I saw the snow from a roof avalanche onto a random stranger yesterday

Oh how I laughed as he called me a bastard

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:53, archived)

i'd have laughed, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)

it was hilarious

and it's not like I could help

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:03, archived)

I think someone forgot to feed the hamster

shit this was suppose to be up there ^

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)

i know

it's really bloody slow today, i think the hamster's frozen

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)

screw this I'm going for food and alcohol

After a hard day working from my bed

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)

i'm off for a bit myself

got to chop up a shank and add it to my soup

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)

I had a shank earlier

I'm in bed and have a laptop so it would have been rude not too

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:09, archived)

i buy one every 2 weeks

and make a MASSIVE pan of soup with it.
speaking of which, time to go!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:10, archived)

try 3ft of the fucking stuff

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:55, archived)

no thanks

we had quite a lot of it last year, the magic wore off as soon as i'd fallen over for the second time and dropped my handbag in dogshit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:58, archived)

the magic wore off yesterday as it took me 2 hrs to dig out the car from the street

only for it to snow again covering the road

fun times

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)

snow shoes, my friend, snow shoes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:08, archived)

Jesus!

I hope you've got plenty of supplies in...

(

enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:00, archived)

we're on the spam now..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:11, archived)

apparently we're due more tomorrow

and thurs

as long as it doesn't snow tonight, I'll be at work til nearly 3

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:00, archived)

met office

says light snow tonight at about midnight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:03, archived)

Yay!

and jolly seasonal...

Those lovely fluffy flakes gifted me a day off work today. Snow rocks.

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:51, archived)

lucky you

My car has been abandoned, I went to see the doctor to be told he wasn't going to make it in AND I still had to work from home

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)

boo!

still plenty of little breaks to fuck around on b3ta, eh? :)

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:03, archived)

The joy of working in bed

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)

Sounds good to me...........................................o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:54, archived)

lucky you

I went to see the doctor to be told I wasn't gonna make it

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)

haha!

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:09, archived)

Oh yes

Nicely

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:21, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:27, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:42, archived)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:45, archived)

I'll never understant the venetian banks.

My Gallery

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:39, archived)

oh yes!

wonderfuly apt.

edit: come on people - The Merchant of Venice? Shylock? Pound of flesh? Caskets?

I blame the British education system.

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)

i want sausage banks here!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)

So tempted to comment about sausage

but I'll refrain this time :D

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LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)

you know you want to

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:51, archived)

Yes but

there is probably a comment about hiding the sausage that could be made, but today I'm too lazy to frame it coherently :D

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LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:53, archived)

as you were, then

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)

Nice easy grip on that sausage.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:58, archived)

Well it's not exactly hard is it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:12, archived)

He's a very naughty boy.

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Chumps 👀, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)

he looks like a handful, that one...

and I now want to change my name to Augustine Funnell.

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)

Augustine Enceladus Funnell, no less.

DO IT!!!

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Chumps 👀, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:24, archived)

haha...

then ask The Fiend to do me a tag...

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:26, archived)

;)

What word? how about Rich or something short for enceladus. :D

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:32, archived)

no real names! this is the internet!

*checks own profile*

oh, carry on.

If you can manage enceladus, that'd be ace. To be honest, you could tell me that's what it said even if it didn't and I'd be none the wiser... :)

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:35, archived)

what do you mean no real names on the interwebs

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)

haha!

I always assumed yours was a 'nom de plume'.

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)

well surnames I can see a point

but my name IS GORDON

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:42, archived)

'I see - how are you spelling that?'

'With caps lock' :)

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)

Nope for most things my pen name is TC

but the internet seems to hate two letter words so it gets put to tch0rt but after a stupid drunken post one night I no longer use that name on here

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)

When Fitzgerald said 'There are no second acts in American lives'

they hadn't invented the internet...

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)

he obviously hadn't been to the uk OR on b3ta

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:51, archived)

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:51, archived)

Richard III, Shirley?

I used to love those books, and was happy to see them referenced in Viz in the summer, something I imagine will sadly have gone right over the heads of much of it's younger readership.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)

I'm 24

and remember it but I think it was spoken word onto tape a bit later. Which is the bit I remember.

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:26, archived)

See, 24 wasn't a patch on Just William.

You kids and your new-fangled i-Toys.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:32, archived)

holy crap

I remember that, i used to love listening to them on tape. (a verry long time ago though)

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)

Not as good as...

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:29, archived)

think you're a bit older than me :P

old man.

(

FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:34, archived)

memory flashback!

Lordy! I must have one for the little hunters.
*checks internet shelves*

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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:36, archived)

blimey!

i totally had that issue!

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tickle I was away, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:05, archived)

I'd forgotten about this one

Repost for Compo

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WormuIus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:28, archived)

I should throw in my Henry V

But I need to find it and rehost it.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:33, archived)

hehe

I'LL SCWEAM AND SCWEAM AND SCWEAM UNTIL I'M THICK

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:28, archived)

What the flip?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:28, archived)

What does RIS mean?

(

WormuIus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:29, archived)

THIS IS HOW A BRAINS WORKS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:37, archived)

hahaha...

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:42, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:42, archived)

WTFlip?

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:33, archived)

beep

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)

loverly stuff

*clicketyclick*

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:17, archived)

So...

Did they catch Julian Assange yet?
Also, love that Noddy's car proves as durable as the Batmobile tank

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:17, archived)

assange est dans l'arbre

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)

indeed

I'd like to reserve myself a kick to his stomach when they do bring him in just because he's got that douchbag look on his face.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)

i take it you dont agree with him leaking all that secret info?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)

I don't at all

He's just treating it like a game. He'll push his luck too far soon and really pay for it. I have no sympathy for him, especially since he's also accused of the rape of a woman.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)

because accusation

is as good as a guilty sentence

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:29, archived)

hahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:20, archived)

lolz

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:20, archived)

I expected a bit of flashing to the police at the end

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)

Careless...

HAHAHAHA *CLICK CLICK CLICK*

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)

hahaha!

excellent.

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)

you know what they say

big ears, big.......

.........other things......

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:20, archived)

Earmuffs?

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:21, archived)

well, obviously

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)

hats?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)

Headphones?

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:24, archived)

Earplugs.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)

Marvellous!

As ever, sir.

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Chumps 👀, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:21, archived)

hahahah

Superb!

(

Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:26, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:30, archived)

hahahahaha

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:52, archived)

This is fairly wonderful.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:22, archived)

For Christian bolt and ski

it says CBSKI because his username is too fucking long lol.

Click for bigger

Edit: Heres how to read it. xx
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/36999/1291133838/cbskireadit.jpg

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)

Nice!

but I was getting OBSLOL. I wish I could read taglish - it's as obscure as kanji to me...

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:11, archived)

haha

hahaha

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:13, archived)

One of the best yet :)

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:11, archived)

taa

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:13, archived)

What the flip?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:13, archived)

Nice :D looks cold

SNOW

(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:13, archived)

hahaha

awwwwwww

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:32, archived)

hah!

tempted to that on my profile too.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)

Bolski will luv it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)

oJBeJaL?

I don't get it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:17, archived)

Wonderful!

I doff my cap to you sir, that's truly awesome! I really like the addition of snowcapped ~~mountains~~ ski slopes, that's really good!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:29, archived)

These just get better and better.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:00, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:44, archived)

Hahahaha

Class and nicely :)
Click 'n Woo!

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)

nice

click worthy

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:53, archived)

hehe

woo

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:55, archived)

hee hee

gif us this day our daily bread

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:56, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

Lovely sir!!

*Clicks*

:D

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Ninj, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)

nice one!

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)

yellow sun is distracting.

i spent a good few hours looking at the sun today and my boss told to leave. i immediately walked past the exit and into a wall. lesson learnt. or learned, whatever your past tense learning preference.

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agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:07, archived)

leslie! kneel, sun!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:07, archived)

go to your room!

...and think about what you've done.

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)

*pouts*

shan't!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:11, archived)

kick him in the nuts !!!

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:14, archived)

*phones domestic abuse helpline*

(

enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)

i can't get my foot as high as his head

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)

you're grounded!

No puns for a week. A week, I say!

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)

that's it! i'm running away!

*circles the block with a duffel bag*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)

I think we've all done the 'running away to the end of the road' thing...

I tried it last week, in fact.

(

enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)

last time i did the "i'm leaving home flounce"

i actually moved out. that was 11 years ago.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)

My god - you actually did it....

the escape committee congratulates you!

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)

pfff

i'm still there nearly every day, helping the fossils with their housework

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:29, archived)

I did it a few weeks ago

I stayed at my mums for a night then went home to say sorry and grovel

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:26, archived)

better than sleeping on the couch

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:30, archived)

and all thought I would never admit it I did miss the wife

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:33, archived)

i'm not surprised

i doubt shagging your mum would be a pleasurable alternative to giving the missus a portion

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:37, archived)

I'm a married man

I get half a portion in the 5 minutes between the kids going to sleep and the wife passing out

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)

and the other half

after she's passed out?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:49, archived)

it's why rohypnol was created

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)

Lovely

He will be missed

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)

Very nice indeed.... :)

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Chumps 👀, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:31, archived)

Bullet the blue sky big guy.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:14, archived)

Inside job

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived)

who's dead?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:33, archived)

not sure

but it will be posted on b3ta before the news hears about it

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:35, archived)

Tom Baker

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:39, archived)

LIES

I just spent the last minute searching

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)

Sorry

I said it last night too!

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:42, archived)

YES

FINALLY PATRICK MOORE HAS DIED

Fire up the photoshop

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:43, archived)

oh shit

I thought you were joking!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:45, archived)

You lie like a cheap whore!

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:45, archived)

I'm not looking.............

Is he?

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)

But what does RIS mean?

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:36, archived)

Rouged Iris Syndrome

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:39, archived)

reticulating interspatial subterfuge?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:48, archived)

Is "What does RIS mean ?"

going to become the new RIS ?

(Wespel fried french., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:51, archived)

I don't get it

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:53, archived)

I always used to think it stood for 'Are I Stupid?'

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:54, archived)

Rectal Itch Syndrome

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)

o-o-o-o-K

Dennis Neilson I recognise, but the rest is rissier than a rissy thing

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:37, archived)

I think he's getting Leslie's tributes by mistake.

I must say, Dennis has worn very well. Prison life must suit him.

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)

I see
Sense. This picture makes none! Sorry glammerocity!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:44, archived)

I bet it would've made sense yesterday

what short memories people have.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)

Google image search for Gold Star

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)

Dennis Nielson/Leslie Nielson?

EDIT - or indeed what he ^ said

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:41, archived)

What the flip?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:52, archived)

Hard of hearing casting director radically alters film

(twattybanjo, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:10, archived)

I was playing with brushes and ended up with this

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:18, archived)

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived)

*edit
Just looking at one of my pic albums on FB and you can see a definate improvement in my ps skills over the last 12 months

www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=150415&id=693771178&l=be7cce6d50

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived)

*click*

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:20, archived)

ooo! v. dramatic!

Good work.

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived)

what brushes were they?

God angering brushes?

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agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:22, archived)

best not offend anyone

~~God angering~~ none existent generic deity brushes?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:28, archived)

as in virtual

strange I've often thought how in the virtual world nothing really exists

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:35, archived)

There is no spoon

But I in a world where life is determined by a series of ones and zeros how long before the human mind can be utilised as storage and a city becomes nothing more then a sprawling memory dump

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:38, archived)

Hahahaha

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:41, archived)

Still hilarious!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:43, archived)

Doesn't the word God apply to lots of different Gods?

Or was it YOU assuming i meant the christian bearded chappie? INTOLERANT SWINE.

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agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:57, archived)

this is why I said generic deity

don't be posting your hate crimes here

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:00, archived)

Wow!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)

it beats jewpiter

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:31, archived)

only just

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:38, archived)

someone beat me to it

www.egreja.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jewpiter.jpg

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)

hmmm

you got away this time Paul_P

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:21, archived)

And now young Skywalker

You will die!

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:25, archived)

Ooooh!

I like this.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:31, archived)

Nice

(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)

fuk yeh

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:32, archived)

great pic

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:41, archived)

Well I tried;)

(vanburger, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)

Did you? ;)

hahaha

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)

i don't know what it's like at your office...

but if i was a printer i'd feel like i'm being raped into my own sick.

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agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)

I'm clicking not only for the quality of the penmanship, but also for the phrase

"being raped by my own sick".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:53, archived)

^this

without a doubt.

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FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:01, archived)

I concur!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:30, archived)

I don't work in an office

thank god :)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:55, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:02, archived)

my favourite kind of rape.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:57, archived)

Hahaha

Oh yes!

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:58, archived)

haha - and a lovely style....

No school for me because of a snow day, so I've escaped the tyranny of the printer, but you have my sympathies.

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enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived)

from the background texture I reckon you drew that

on a pregnant lady's belly using tipp-ex and marker pen.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:59, archived)

hahah

great analogy. i see what you mean.
my wife is pregnant, but not black enough for that shade of belly.

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agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:10, archived)

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