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# phwoars the lot of them
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:04, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
Hello Monginald!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:11, archived)
# this is still sufficient
*fwaps*
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:17, archived)
# i likes it :)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fannytastic
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:26, archived)
# I prefer armchair porn
with their bare naked legs all wooden and shiny and comfy cushions
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:43, archived)
# backdoor action
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)
# When the kids are at school...

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:00, archived)
# :O
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
# More armature porn
(, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:11, archived)
# phwoar
look at the whorl on that
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Needs more grainy motion blur


Good evening the board!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Greeving
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:17, archived)
# 'n avond!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Also: fat cameramen visible in every reflecting object
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Not that I'm an expert or something
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha
classic
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:12, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Finger . . . Prints !
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Nothing worse than bad direction.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:32, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Bouncing Sausage

No reason
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Worryingly fleshy and abstract, Aspergers pR0n perhaps?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:06, archived)
# If you want it to be
:)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Hehe
Nicely
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Skillet !
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Can't think of a pun.
I'm probably the wurst at doing that.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Hoorah!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:12, archived)
# They serve them to the cowboys at the rodeo...!!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:17, archived)
# seems that wild sausage needs a jockey to tame it.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:21, archived)
# ...Is it hunting for another sausage to breed with?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Yay.... happy candle day...!!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:25, archived)
# You're on fucking FIRE!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:19, archived)
# \o/-yay!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Happy candles
Chutters!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)
# 0_0
back in a bit...
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:24, archived)
# :/
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:34, archived)
# good gracious Mr Sheep!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Make way for the meaty sausage!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:13, archived)
# nice sausage.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Yaaay!
I love this!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:43, archived)
# haha you have a very bouncy sausage.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Just cos it's quiet

EDIT: Oh, arse
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:44, archived)
# They look happy.
That's got to be a good thing.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:47, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Adobe Photoshop was made for faceswapping
AND NOTHING ELSE.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:49, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:52, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:08, archived)
#
The milliband brothers!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)
# do what now?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:56, archived)
# This is majestic
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:58, archived)
# This is
*special*
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:00, archived)
# this need to be attached
to a pipe organ
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:45, archived)
# I actually lol'd!
Christ knows why, but I lol'd. Have a click.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Happy happy happy happy.....!!!
Specsavers favorite family.....!!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha, at least they are happy
This woman shouldn't use the initial of her middle name bit.ly/fiiv7V
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:58, archived)
# The Tickled Family
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:10, archived)
# hahhahahaha fucking hell
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:41, archived)
# too soon?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Technically, yes.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:46, archived)
# not soon enough
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)
# The "i" stone...
It's bigger than a plaque,
But smaller than a monument,
Fitting in somewhere between the two...!!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:48, archived)
# it is full of viruses
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:49, archived)
# needs much more shineyness
and a glass back.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Not very interactive.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)
# 'I'm getting better!'
'You're not fooling anyone y'know.'
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?

te-he
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Looks like Scotty has dropped one again
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Hehe
I'm giving her all she's got captain.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)
# it must have been egg and bean curry night :)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:18, archived)
# heheheh
but would have been better without the black demotivational style border
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I know
but the text needed to be outta the way because it looked crap elsewhere.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Maybe just the title 'Spook!'?
It is a bit 4chan, which is a shame, because it is lovely.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Alright then for the border haters, here's a nice new one.

old one - 4channyness
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Hahaha.... sureal and woo.......
I love how you can see lieutenant Uhura's knickers.....!!!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:19, archived)
# only because you're looking REALLY hard
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:22, archived)
# It wasn't the first thing I noticed in the picture ;-)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:27, archived)
# no, of course not
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:28, archived)
# There was a bare leg that caught my eye first...!!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:36, archived)
# that reminds me
first contact is on at 6:50
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Captain!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:31, archived)
# The title...
...made me think of that bloke (Roy Jay) who used to appear dressed as a convict on Little & Large & say stuff like "slither!" and "you'll all be doing it tomorrow", but who had a nervous breakdown, got his knob out on stage, and is now dead.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:33, archived)
# The hay day of British comedy ;-)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:37, archived)
# spang
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Jeees Ryan!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:08, archived)
# he can have my contempt!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Wonder if he needs an I transplant...!!!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:23, archived)
# That is well drawn,
but I do not understand.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Cool.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:44, archived)
# He could have my toss...
... if I could be bothered to give it.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# 'ning b3ta
yup, i'm still doing these dealies.

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)
# that lady needs a severe Bic -ing
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)
# should give mr. darcy something to hang onto
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)
# I bet that's a skin tight dress; but all the arse and mipsy hair bulks it out so.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# ew
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:44, archived)
# i think you'd just outlined the porno take
on the new disney film there.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:01, archived)
# *says something about someone* hahaha
The Wolfman is in for some loving
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
# your heart doesn't really seem to be in it today
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Sinus and chest infection are making it hard to put my heart into anything at the moment
Plus the something is probably lurking on here
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:01, archived)
# "the something" sounds rather ominous,
in a neverending story kind of way.
get well soon dear.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:11, archived)
# It is rather ominous
Thank you hun
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:17, archived)
# She needs eyes in the back of her head........... Oh.
And on the subject of facial hair

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Sexeh.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:16, archived)
# had
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:16, archived)
# every time I see this, I think it's something I posted
WOO!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)
# These are very nice
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:57, archived)
# rapunzel! rapunzel! let down your...
argh! no, actually, it's alright. you're ok staying up in that tower a bit longer, aren't you?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:58, archived)
# * prints
* gets crayons out and starts colouring. is her hand on the wrong way?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:03, archived)
# in the source photo
it was half resting on a fake wall in a weird sort of way, i didn't really make much of an effort to change it so it was holding her hair insead.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Mrs. Bacca
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Big ewok woman is big
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:11, archived)
# there are no big ewoks
a big ewok is a wookie
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:18, archived)
# are they
based on Cat Deeley? swissssshhh......
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I hope Han appreciates all the effort that Chewie's putting into appearance these days.....!!!!
Nice.....
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:31, archived)
# you should see the woman who
did the suprised kitten video, she has a massive beard :S

Loving these hairy creations, the wolf man was fucking excellent if you pardon my french.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:43, archived)
# i have, and she does indeed.
also ta :)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] A lot of vets get haunted by cows too apparently

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:07, archived)
# hahaha :)
Shown it to a friend who is a vet and she loves it
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# well tell her if she's the type of vet that sprays them silver
and hangs them from her xmas tree, then she's probably in for a similar haunting
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# No, as she is a nice vet
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# i assume you have adequately surveyed
her festive ornaments then...and so am satisfied with your response
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:11, archived)
# I spade my cat...
racist!

do that to a drawing and post it. saves me time...
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:12, archived)
# forking 'ell
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# The straight-talking vet
always calls a spayed a spayed
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:20, archived)
# are you proof reading a messae boorde?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:22, archived)
# cows don't have bollocks
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# They don't look like that either.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# not unless they've been really fucked up
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)
# hard ones do
in jars of formaldehyde on their mantlepieces
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)
# cows don't have mantlepieces
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:19, archived)
# rappers do!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:20, archived)
# but they're not cows
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:21, archived)
# I never said that they was...
and neither did the pic say that cows had bolloxs. It just said vets get a bit of jip off'em.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)
# cows don't have jip
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:25, archived)
# actually that's all they have
that, and milk, and meat, and skin for jackets.
but that's all they have.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)
# so no teasmades, then?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# the hire those as well you know.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# do they borrow teabags off chickens?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)
# yes,
they give them back used.. The chickens fucking hate them for it; but they forget the next day.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)
# does this work if you borrow money off them?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# I just checked
They have good accountants. so no.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:48, archived)
# bugger
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)
# some used to have dignity :(
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# why did you have to go bring that up
do you really want to start another world war?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)
# it needed saying
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)
# exactly
i'd haunt someone who persistently stuck their fist up my bottom and rotated my babies :(
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:26, archived)
# i find the thought of arse-facilitated baby rotating curiously amusing
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# once again you're linking the two up
The vet fisted them up the arse. That's job one. Job two was the baby spinning and we've not been told how that's done. We can only guess a this stage.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)
# my money's on some form of elastic band-powered spinning device
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)
# :)
a fine wager.. Who will take it up? What will the stakes be?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)
# my money's on a rotovator
*not really sure what one of those is though*
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
# a pint of milk and a quick pig ride
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:49, archived)
# no!
what are you implying?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)
# summon the police!!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:23, archived)
# you know nothing of the animal world do you?
they have so got mantlepieces...and teasmades too for that matter ;P
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:22, archived)
# this is only beause they have excess milk
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)
# and hobnobs
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)
# chocolate ones, i trust
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)
# i assume different cows have different biscuiting requisites
but i haven't researched the matter too deeply
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)
# and here was me
thinking that the love of chocolate hobnobs was a universal constant
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)
# silly
there are such things as vegan cows you know
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# i refute any food-based principle
that denies us chocolate hobnobs
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# fact, word!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:27, archived)
# moo!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# bullocks
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# it's not! it's true!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Heifers above!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# (h)oof!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha
best compo for ages
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Our cat just kept looking at us with absolute disgust in his eyes.....
When we had him done.....
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:34, archived)
# well i'm sure you'd do exactly the same
if the roles were reversed
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:06, archived)
# It has been a while since anyone made fun of Phil Spector's hair,
so I gave him an angora wig.

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Nice
And if you made him translucent, he could be Phil Spectre for the compo.
la de laaaah
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Or I could just compo him anyway.
I won't though, because I am idle.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] rp
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:00, archived)
# That hat/wig still has the animals anus attached!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# ^ What she said

^ Lilly Allen
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# You'll probably have to point that out for XLVII
;op
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Just draw me a fucking picture!!
:D
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Is it at the back or the front?
:P
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# That is the rabbit's
mouth.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Where?
Could you draught me a map please kind sir, I am a bit old and my sense of sense is letting me down ;P
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# When I turns100
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I can wait :)
*waits*
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I am going to celebrate my making love to a young, beautiful woman.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I haven't heard any Maddie jokes for ages
have they found her?

*runs*
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)
# The queen is going to send me a telegram.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I always pondered that....
When I'm 100 the queen will be considerably older than I
But none of my school mates got what I was getting at.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Prince Philip is going to send me a diagram.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
# camilla is going to send me a diaphragm
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Prince Charles is gonna send me some diazipan
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# I read that as HER diaphragm.
*bokes*
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# you know you want it
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I need vast quantities of mind bleach now.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# and lube
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# You naughty, NAUGHTY girl!
Go to your room, no supper for you!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# too late!
i'm now eating scrambled egg on toast, liberally sprinkled with chilli and garlic flakes.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# I'm hungry.
Was meant to be making a curry, but cbfa!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# i love a good curry
i'm addicted to these chilli and garlic flakes, i have them on toast for breakfast
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:18, archived)
# If the cap fits . . .
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# No, that's Phil Spector.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I thought it was Bill Sphinctor.
Must be gettin' old.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# don't make him angora-y
you wouldn't like him when he's angora-y
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# He-'llama anyone who makes him angora-y
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# jesus, that's worse than mine!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Alpaca it in
the pair of you.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# It's easy to see that he's been collared !
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Anus and a rabbit
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)
# A football post??!
on b3ta!?

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)
# soccerlol TOAP...
I can see this going down well...
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Yeah.
I wondered if I could somehow make it NSFW too.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# I thought he was a nonce!
or was that Benitez?

what's this football?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Poor Gerrard.
ION: The Easter stuff is already in the shops.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# \o/
Creme Eggs!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:48, archived)
# those things are just sickly
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] have a rechopped pea... Who you gonna call?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Slimy kebab is slimy.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# well, he does seem happy to play with balls
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)
# No! Bad Monkey!

He hates the Vietcong.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I love his little Christmas jumper

too late/blog
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Well, that's no very christmassy is it...?
Edit: Too soon /blog
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)
# No thanks.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:58, archived)
# *scuttles off in shame*
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Use of horrific image fail
Try again with 100% more kitten and 80% less death! :)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Hippy girls can't be that picky
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Sorry my eyes went like that reading the de-ris
I take it he's not undercover any more you'd never forget them eyes would ya?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# In all previous photos he was wearing Bono-style sunglasses
Kinda obvious why, now
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Ahhh
I think I may have seen him on the news t'other night!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# would
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:10, archived)
# blah
need to practice changing lighting again, so out of practice
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)
# That's rather well done...
anyone else get the optical illusion thing, with an additional wolf's head kind of tucked behind its shoulder with its eyes closed?

Or is that part of the cleverness of the pic?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Glad it's not just me...
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# O.o
unintended extra
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)
# 2 for the price of 1...
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Reverse duck-head!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:44, archived)
# This sort of thing...
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)
# That looks more like a duck beak?

EDIT: FUCK FUCK FUCK! I hate you Vag!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)
# This looks like a duck head, wouldn't you all agree?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I think it looks more like a duck head.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
#
u i
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I can't see that
and I see some weird shit in the weirdest of places!

Can you draw it in?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:33, archived)
# See crop up there ^
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I think you may have consumed more acid than even me!
and that's nothing to be proud of!

still can't see it.... :(
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Blimey...
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Thank you
I can see it now :)

I was thinking about posting a picture of my bathroom door for the ghost compo, there are so many weird looking faces in it
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# WAILAAPOYBD?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Did you mean: WALLABY?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# On stilts?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Nah, they'd just rot
Expanding foam and foil ftw!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I know what you mean
I really struggled with this...

1st one I'd done for yonks! you'll get back there.

Woo!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Have your spang-pans ready before filenaming
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Oh dear...
Is that JFK at the front or someone unshopped from the sauce?

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I'm a frayed it's a bindun
b3ta.com/board/10305029
He is a popular ghost
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)
# everthing has been done on here
Which is why I just don't bother any more.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:03, archived)
# If only Simon Cowell would take a leaf out of your book...
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)
# even with such a shit pun?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# oh yes
well, it was in my head when I did it, anyway
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:56, archived)
# This wins
everything.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:05, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:14, archived)
# good one
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:01, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# urgh!

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Brilliant idea putting a huge cock on the 4th plinth.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:28, archived)
# 0_0
What the hell was he doing in the original pic?
Looking that happy I swear he must have been about to arseslap one of the Cheeky Girls, as she administered a sneaky BJ to Lembit Opik.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# What was he doing in this one?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Serving for the crucial third set at Queens?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Now he just looks like he's in the Special Olympics....
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# haha...... needs more magenta
The sculpture, a larger than life cock in magenta communicates on different levels. First of all is the consideration of the formal aspect of its placement: the mostly grey architecture of Trafalgar Square would receive an unexpectedly strong colour accentuation, the size and colour of the cock making the whole situation surreal or simply unusual. The cock is also a symbol for regeneration, awakening and strength and finally, the work refers, in an ironic way, to male-defined British society and thoughts about biological determinism.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Needs more witty juxtaposition of post-moderism in an essentially post-capitalist discourse.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# everything in moderismation....
's what me granny used to say
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# *draws breath*
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(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# tl; dr
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# You slacker, headwound!
That's bloody vintage, that is.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Oh God alright then.
*googles*

Ah. Cleese.

:o)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# THIS!
..actually I read this starting from the middle and working my way out......bit like a microwave does:)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:50, archived)
# *standingly ovates*
MP FTW!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:51, archived)
# MISTER GRIMSDALE!!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:38, archived)
# What a Plinth!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Ah...unless I am VERY much mistaken, this depicts the opening scene of Mud-ulf-inga Saga (Icelandic 6th C)
Where the trickster God, Clodi cuts down the tree of Brown gas and angers the Mud Giants, starting the war of Hamhocks.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:27, archived)
# you are indeed correct, part of the Lost Chronicals of Glup IV

happy b3taday
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Thankee muchly
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Arborial skid marks!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Has he set that tree on fire?
Or is he just arson about?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Lully.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# This is awesome!
I know nothing of clodi or mud giants but this looks ace!
Is that cardboard at the bottom?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:51, archived)
# yup :)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I love little touches like that!
Nice taggage too :)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Yay...... lovely as ever....
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] They run regular as clockwork round our way
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
It's funny 'cos it's TRUE!

I like it when the train's 15 minutes late, and then they tell you it's been cancelled.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# My personal favourite...
Say the 1315 to London Euston.

1310hrs - on time.

1314hrs - expected 1317

1316hrs - expected 1320

1319hrs - expected 1324

/repeat to cancellation.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Still not a patch on the ground-breaking work
1337hrs on time.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:55, archived)
# So very very true
and so very very frustrating.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Pffft
:D
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Long time lurker
first time poster. And this has probably bindun.

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# haha
I think this has been done, but is funny never-the-less
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Arf!
I'll take a Bothan-Burger with cheese & extra pickles, please.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Many Bothans died to bring you this burger
Very little usable meat on them.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# would you like chips
or Wedges with that?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# ha ha ha I love the term 'lightly spiced'
@D
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Bless Dennis Lawson :)
*hic*
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Not a bad 1st post for someone who has posted 14 times..
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Oops
Well technically it's my first image. Sorry! *takes cover
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Fires nerfs in general direction.
(Woo for the pic!)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:19, archived)
# It's a bap!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:09, archived)
# arf!

welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:09, archived)
# "It's a Snack!"
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:10, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Arf!
Willkommen.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha nice one.
See also - Worf's Chippy - TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO FRY!

Have a pearoast for your trouble :o)

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
love it
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Scortio!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Text in-between and on images
* gets confused
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:21, archived)
# So I captured the Sky News reporting format perfectly then?
So much data flying in and around the screen it's impossible to distil anything coherent from it.

and there's always something BREAKING isn't there. BREAKING NEWS - MICHAEL JACKSON STILL DEAD...
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# FFS reply to the correct post Barry...
meant to follow Wobbly's comment. This is what happens when you try and multitask b3ta with lunch. Jamaican Jerk Chicken with hopping john rice if anyone cares...
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:37, archived)
# What the hell is hopping john rice?
Just a cheese and pickle sandwich at the desk for me.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# That actually sounds pretty good.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# *burps contentedly*
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# You had lunch at that Rice place.
AICMFP
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:59, archived)
# *forks over a fiver*
Yep. One of the few bonuses of having to traipse from Deansgate to the Northern Quarter fairly regularly is picking up a tasty treat en route.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
# It's open at noon.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# It's a Bap?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)
# damn you Griffy
And Damn My Slowness!

I've just been listening to Glee songs on Youtube

and now I've just downloaded some Bullet for My Valentie tracks from Amazon using some free credit

woo!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Glee songs? Try this:
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:27, archived)
# IT'S A LATTE!
/different blog
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:21, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:21, archived)
# IT'S A TENT!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)
# IT'S A TARP
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:27, archived)
# IT'S A JOKE
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# my fecking link to uk tarps didn't show
now it looks like I was just being arsy
www.uktarps.co.uk/
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Your taste buds can't repel flavour of that magnitude!
/robotchicken
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:25, archived)
# It's a ........






Man selling snacks, shall we buy one dear?

Woo and 'ning and all that jazz
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:33, archived)
# We cannot repel sausage rolls of that magnitude

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# It's a ...

(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Spooky!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh Dear
shouldn't there be two "r"s?

now do "Error Teef"
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I saw this today. Made me think of South Park.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Yey - RPM!
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Wichcentral?
I don't get it etc. etc.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Yes, the company with the greatest name in teh whole industrialized world
Putzmeister.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Dynajet ???
I don't get it
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Why do you keep posting this?
Are you a macaroon?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:41, archived)
# It's my new spang pic.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# With no SPANG and no Pan
Woo
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:55, archived)
# *Rings Samontiorans*
/facepalms
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)
# haha this is insane!
He should Monitor his stress levels ;)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Lies! You can never get 5 bars on Cingular...
;-)
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)

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