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Apropos of nothing, a nun secateur.

Really? Come one! How hard is it? Check the filename if you really cannot work it out for yourself.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:30, archived)

Would.

Lovely hands.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)

They are Christian Hans.

Anderson.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)

Maybe so, but if she offers you a blowjob...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)

Ai!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)

I thought this was Toucanun at first...

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10308026

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:39, archived)

I don't follow...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:14, archived)

SPANG!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)

Nice thinking, Ray.

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)

hahaha

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:29, archived)

kill the fat unfunny fuck

he's in the same league as Chris moyles imo

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Paul_P, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)

Agree he IS a fat unfunny fuck, but I wouldn't want him taken out behind the chemical sheds and shot.

unlike Moyles...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:16, archived)

I think you'll find...

He's in a league of their own!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:24, archived)

I have to say I'd put Chris moyles in a much deeper pit of hate.

(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:11, archived)

Please let this be real.

*prays*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)

The Socceroos, they are cool,

they are the shizzle. In fact they are...

Make it big #1.
Sry, it was there I had to do it. I'll go & sit quietly in the corner now then.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)

can one be both 3 and 15?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)

No. One has to be

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)

^ This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)

Why is number 315 holding that other mans cawk?

/bostonianaccentday

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)

LOL cricket

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)

Skillzors!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:34, archived)

nearly there Dirty Diana

(Zoidaroid, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)

It's only Monday afternoon but I am going to have to

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)

the purple head of Portillo awaits.....

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)

Portillo's helmet is unlike the helmet of other men

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)

FACKIN' CAWK!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)

I hope there's no actual meaning or reference behind this, and it's just juddering insanity on your part. That would be so much more interesting than just finding there's been a news story about a woman sticking her tongue through Portillo's computer or something.

(Good Penny, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)

Had to get it out of my head...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:51, archived)

Hahahaha yay!

Its RPS so I won't new thread it, but I'm going to compo it - AND I'D DO IT AGAIN! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My Hallowe'en costume last year:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)

You are Liu Bolin

AICMFP

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)

Hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:03, archived)

KKK?

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)

hmm

didn't check the front page first eh?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)

Yes, yes I did...

Different pune, or play on words. I'll admit that Prodge's post did put the strapline into my head, but I fully refute any dinbun allegations :o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)

it's original...not heard this one before but I have heard the Spooksavers one

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:00, archived)

Apologies

My dyslexia make me read it as savers

Have a woo!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)

Hahahaha...

...when you install the new Server, make sure all your internet security
is in position before you go full apparational....

:D

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Ninj, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)

Save $$$$$ on genuine ectoplasm! I didn't click this offer and ended up paying over twice the price of this fantastic offer!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:09, archived)

Want titty!

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Ninj, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:15, archived)

lol

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)

Semlor - what are they called in engRish?

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)

I likes, therefore I clicks

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:10, archived)

OINK OINK OINK .........he's so happy with his new glasses and teeth

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:21, archived)

Well who wouldn't be :o)

Woo!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)

^ What he said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)

Well, I've woken up with worse after a night out...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)

I'll admit to going with worse on the bus heading into manchester before even having a drink

ahh to be young and not that fussy again

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Paul_P, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)

Well...bus drivers aren't choosy

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)

Happy candle day

Driving around for stupid lengths of time, demanding sex for my services and eating sandwiches all day with a flask of coffee sat next to me. These are the reasons I decided to work in IT

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Paul_P, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)

You make it sound so glam!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)

what's not glam about sitting in a server room swearing at failed services

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Paul_P, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)

*highly approves*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:34, archived)

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)

I have an italian friend

and i just love it when she says 'pig'. Its just like what you said above.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:44, archived)

:D After several years waitering in Italian restraunts I know exactly the sound you mean

Oddly I tend to shout PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG in a faux italian accent every time I see one.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)

ha ha ha!!!

That's beautiful

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:44, archived)

It's goodnight from me.

And it's goodnight from him.

Woo!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)

Want one!!

*Click*

:D:D:D

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Ninj, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)

most appealing

(Zoidaroid, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)

Hehe

I like this

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Sheep!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)

That's me in a pig's eye and a pig's stye !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)

Brown bread

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Ian Woosnam, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:07, archived)

BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:08, archived)

DOBBIE DIES 5 MINUTES FROM THE END OF DEATHLY HALLOWS

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Paul_P, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:29, archived)

DOBBIE IS NOT REAL

(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)

I've seen that - he dies in the end.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:09, archived)

Bruce Willis is toast!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:10, archived)

Arrrggh

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:17, archived)

Yippe-ki-yay motherf***er!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:21, archived)

I love this

* Clicks HARD!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:21, archived)

On a similar theme...

Click for bigger (223 kb)

(User #86772, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)

PIGGY POP

If no-one else posts there'll be more crap like this, so post, OK?

EDIT: Oh, threadrush :¬/

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)

I stuggled to see what you had shopped

;)
Edit: Cheers for the candleday wishes everyone!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:35, archived)

Ooo candle!

Happy b3taday.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)

Cheers

I am going to do have a cup of tea in celebration!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)

Let the good times roll!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:45, archived)

^ CANDLES!

_CAKE

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:43, archived)

Ta!

Edit: aarrgghhhh cake is brain-wrong!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)

oooooh don't mind if I do!

*applies knife to flatscreen monito......

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)

Happy Candles sir!!

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Ninj, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)

Happy Candles, Chutters!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)

happy candles, sir!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)

Happy B3taday.

Enjoy.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)

Happy chutneyday!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)

HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:24, archived)

And there you have it...

Today's winner of the internetz

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:42, archived)

THANKS

Can I have it in instalments?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:46, archived)

Yes but it costs...

£1.99 for Issue One
followed by 3,957 weekly issues at £8.90 per issue.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)

Sounds about right...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)

Him and Lydon.

First up against the wall come the revolution.

You're either a punk rocker, hell bent on anarchy and destroying The System, or you're a salesman. You can't be both.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)

^ what she said

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)

anarchy doesnt have a pension scheme.

Personally, I dont begrudge them a bit of extra cash for their dotage.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:03, archived)

I do.

Because it's not allowed for musicians to make money, because that makes them Puppets Of The Man.

I mean - just look at what happened to U2.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:05, archived)

If I recall

they didn't ever give out their records for free, so were always corporate tools.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:09, archived)

You just don't get it, man!

It was PUNK FREAKIN' ROCK! SMASH IT UP! And, er ... all that.

Just as long as I can claim my dole cheque afterwards.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)

Seems like a natutal progression, in fairness :)

It's the consequences of doing those bloody insurance ads.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)

Good day to you sir

May all your wings turn to spoons

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)

My goodness - they have!

That's this afternoon's flying lesson out of the window, then.

Good 'ning to you, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)

A blast from the past

In more ways than one.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:18, archived)

I believe the correct term for this moment

is 'spang'

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)

Badum-tishhh

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:35, archived)

Spang

indeed

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:36, archived)

he was asking for a big spanging

in fact he was asking for a good shoeing.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:43, archived)

RIS?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:38, archived)

ningles peeps

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)

There are two (otherwise loverly) Ladies who drink in my local pub

who conduct conversations in this manner. It is a wonder to overhear... For about 30 seconds

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:23, archived)

Happy candle day Mr Chutney :-)

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:24, archived)

Bloodhellfire

SO IT BLOODY IS!!!!!

BRING ON THE CAKE, ALE, AND LADIES! OK.... I'll just settle for the cakes & ale....alright, slice of cake?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:25, archived)

Have dragon to celebrate

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)

Dragon's good

I'll take dragon at a pinch

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:29, archived)

Happy Candle Day

as for ppl talking like that I would have put up with a lot less than 30 seconds of that mundane drivel anyone who says "Oh my God!" at the end of each sentence I avoid as much as possible.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:36, archived)

that's, like,

so intolerant, oh my god!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:46, archived)

ha ha ha true.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)

happy fire day

chutters.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)

Cheers ears!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)

The longer I look

the more I giggle :-)

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:23, archived)

omg like totally lol

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)

Now seriously, 007, is that how you treat a lady?

Click for bigger (173 kb)

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sinisterduck, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:08, archived)

ha ha ha

You big silly. (and I might add that Solitaire's top has put me quite in the mood)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:23, archived)

Candles!

The Live and Let Die team will now celebrate aforementioned anniversary

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)

Blimey!

I didn't realise how ummmm, 'camp' the baron looked in this film!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)

The selectors are casting their nets further & wider.

Click for the embiggening.
EDIT:Grammar.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 4:33, archived)

NING B3TA!

* Click for FUCKIN MASIVE

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 7:22, archived)

FUCK

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d d, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 8:21, archived)

FUCK!!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:25, archived)

COCK A DOODLE DOO!

wake up, b3ta!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 9:49, archived)

*hits snooze*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:08, archived)

blaaark

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:08, archived)

Smugalike

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Mex3 =mememe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:07, archived)

Ha ha ha!

This is great, have a click newbie and welcome to /board!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:12, archived)

Thanks

This my first gif. So i'm having a cigar right now, all smug like.

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Mex3 =mememe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:17, archived)

Have a croissant and orange juice instead

worked for him!

:D

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:18, archived)

A line of charlie

though I thoroughly disapprove of this sort of thing

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:20, archived)

Ace!

And welcome to the gay shift.

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Grampa, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 3:10, archived)

^ What she said

Welcome newbie pull up a chair and shop a kitten!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 7:24, archived)

Fantastic

The smug cunt

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:16, archived)

Haha... even his paper is folded in a smug fasion......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:18, archived)

Of course! ..at his feet, ready to serve his needs.

Just like everyone else in the room should be.

/smug bastard in training

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:39, archived)

hahah

The smug cunt. I'd love to run at him and volley him in the head. Upwards, in his nose so his nosebone stabs his brain. lol

EDIT: you must be a long time lurker to post something like this

(JoePesky, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:22, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:57, archived)

hahah

half moon head and can suck himself off
SMUG CUNT arf

(JoePesky, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 1:33, archived)

hahahaha

tremendous!

(twattybanjo, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 3:07, archived)

good work n00b

welcome, yule never leave, kitten, chair etc.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 9:52, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)

Ha ha ha

I like The Mentalist (well certainly first season) - But I like this a lot

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)

'Ning board!

I think I've had enough of this pic, not perfect but not really sure what it needs to fix it. Not bad though, and you don't learn anything new without the odd mistake, huh?
Feel free to make suggestions to improve, or just suggestions in general if you're a numbskull. Back in 5, got to hang the washing up now!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:58, archived)

I like it

but then, I'm a numbskull :P

(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:02, archived)

Thanks, numbskull!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:08, archived)

Just checking the symmetry . . . close enough to fly !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)

Wibble wobble.

Close! I tend to copy/flip then play and tidy a little matching by eye. Not bad!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:27, archived)

No wonder you were so close . . . good thinking !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)

don't use gradients

the only time a gradient looks good is if it's so subtle you can barely notice it. it looks like you tried to use gradients as shading, but that just makes objects look flatter in the end.

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Shada, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:31, archived)

This is entirely the effect I was going for though. :(

I wanted an old tattoo/flatness look to it, similar to Sailor Jerry or Angelique Houtkamp. Maybe I'll try shading another way though, see what happens, as I couldn't colour these very well. Interesting, ta!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:35, archived)

Try shading it with dots, maybe. Or not at all.

Also I'd make the heart a subtler shade of red and do away with the hard black outlines in favour of a softer colour. It might look better if the design was more asymmetrical, too.

And instead of birds, it should be a rabbit and a cat, and they both have guns and are shooting at each other. And replace the heart with a bomb with a timer that says 00:01 and the rabbit and the cat are like "Fuuuuck!"

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Shada, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:43, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

Best feedback ever! :D
I do need to practise with dots, need to find a good tutorial for halftone though on fireworks or at least a way of not doing the dots one by one. I might try this tomorrow. Rabbit and cat you say?...I have an idea. :D

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:46, archived)

THEY FOUGHT UNTIL THEY DIED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:46, archived)

rabbit and cat deathmatch

boxing golves taped to their paws. Alan Partridge pitch to the BBC.

(JoePesky, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:02, archived)

Haha!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 8:27, archived)

I like it.

what is more, I might steal it for a vid, with your permission. I happen to need doves.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:33, archived)

It would be a privilege! Holler if you want just one on its own or in a different format.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:37, archived)

Perfect as is.

Thank you very much. I will, of course, claim I drew them*

*will give full credit.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)

I want to see a sign on them that reads

'All My Own Wurk'
:D

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)

Herman or Valin are about, i'd give that request about 5 minutes...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:50, archived)

No, on your vid!

Unless they do your vids for you and you pretend they're yours an' all! ;P

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:56, archived)

I wish they did;

the videos would be better and I'd have more time. I might ask them actually...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:58, archived)

Arf!

*Sings in Roy Castle stylee* Ooh ooh, Delegation's what you ne-eeed...
De ris for the young: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GilqqHC0SQ8
_{Warning, may contain best YT comment ever!}

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:03, archived)

Wow

they look so uncomfortable and falsely cheerful. His smile is completely insincere.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:52, archived)

Nice :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:46, archived)

Fanks Mof! :D

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)

I likes this......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:09, archived)

Ta!

And now I'm off to bed. Night board!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:22, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:14, archived)

hehe

We will cock you/ Jailhouse cock

(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:22, archived)

That . . . would be a forgone conclusion !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:22, archived)

Bum me up before you go go

oh and happy birthday cr3 if you're lurking.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)

Don't remember that second lyric line!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)

Freddy Got Fingered

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)

aaahaha

(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)

wham!

right in the spectral shitpipe!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)

Ghostass Fillah

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)

UNDEAD FILTH

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)

The word for the day is- Sphincter.

Or willies. Or I don't know what I'm doing.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)

Roll up roll up

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)

I'M NOT GOIN' ON THAT!!

people freak me the fuck out!!!!

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)

Eek!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:26, archived)

Did I miss something or have we seen your bird ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)

Oh, yeah I suppose I should have done one

I have lots of feathers here too from a fancy dress party last night.
Bad me.
I always used to take part in the events. I even won one a few years ago.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:39, archived)

The feathery imaginative visual works fine . . . thanks for the aviary fun !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:43, archived)

You're welcome

I hope that it happens again in the not too distant future.

These traditions should be upheld.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)

Thank you, Flowerpot - a most excellent diversion..

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Captain Howdy, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:05, archived)

^this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:08, archived)

Nuh uh

Not going on that.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)

blimey o'reilley!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:30, archived)

Who pulls the people train . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:30, archived)

Paris Hilton?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)

That'll do the tricks !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)

love the concept :)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:33, archived)

Teehee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:37, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmm

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:02, archived)

mac attack

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:04, archived)

Whipped by a whopper

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)

Well, that's his footballing career burgered

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:12, archived)

Super Excised !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:14, archived)

Burger me...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:21, archived)

He gets about!

b3ta.com/board/10305029

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 9:45, archived)

BIRDS!

That's the topic for the board event.
Interpret it as you like.

Make yourself look like a bird with what you have to hand. Take a picture. Post it in this thread please.

Get to it!

*********************************************************

Thanks all for a great effort. It was a good turnout.

The winner is Happy Toast for overall birdiness and top wading feets.

If Happy Toast would like to send me his accoutrements via the medium of the board message facility. I will sort him out with promised priziness.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:46, archived)

hahahahahahah

*ruffles feathers*
I was going to do a plucked Turkey in a tray, but thought better of it. So have this...

*edit - Weeee! win!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)

Hahahah

The yellow-footed boobyguin!
Edit: Top feetage.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:01, archived)

thank god for Amazon boxes!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)

i like this

it's silly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)

Haha, top penguinage

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)

haha

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:13, archived)

Oooooh . . . how formal !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)

tee hee

very good

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)

Batman should start to worry.....!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)

That took far to lokg for me to figure out.

Yay.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:26, archived)

Hmmmm Pube bird

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Paul_P, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)

i'm too scared to do it!

/chicken

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)

I'M PEELING ORANGES

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)

Caw! Caw! Caw! I'm a Mandarin crow!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)

hahaha

brilliant!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)

SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!

*fears like a motherbitch*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)

Your living room is huge....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)

It's my bedroom. I have a crane and welders surrounding my bed.

And now I'm a Mandarind crow with low blood sugar. I have to eat more oranges immediatley.

/eats.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:21, archived)

Should have taken a picture of the "crane" and fooled us.....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)

i've always wanted to make love to an angry welder

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)

You always want to make love.................................

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:25, archived)

this is true

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)

How convenient. The welder and bed are only a few feet from each other.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)

hmmmmm...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)

Mandarin Crow!

I am excessively diverted by the size of your study!
You have a grand piano there?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)

are you in a converted aircraft hangar

with a grand piano in the background?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)

What's all this talk about a piano?

That's a metal lathe.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)

in the blurred background it almost looks like wooden floor, big picture window and two legs - possibly of a piano

overactive imagination

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)

Now I see it.

I have a floating grand piano.

It's the ultimate man cave. I'm doing a Porsche timing belt replacement in one corner, while cooking breakfast in the other. I call it the bunker.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)

Great bunker to bunk in !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:45, archived)

Buhahahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:21, archived)

Orange you glad you did that . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:21, archived)

*uberspangs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)

such delicious eyeballs!

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:53, archived)

_{Ha ha ha}

EDIT: I'm done, does andone want to see my cock?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)

Erm

yes?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:00, archived)

Whip it out then!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:14, archived)

Drop trou, bro

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)

aw shucks......camera bust....have a wee contribution anyway:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)

Awww

Boo for bust cameras but yay for wee contributions.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)

kind of tricky if I totally abide by the rules..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)

Is your tie made from some sort of peacock?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)

YES - well that was the idea!

unfortunately the jossticks behind my head don't really show up and now my hair smells of incense!!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)

Bonus!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)

it's the plumage of the rare and delicious paisley falcon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)

The darker shaded beakock !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)

I love your headscarfe...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)

cheers - It's one of my favourite ties

although I rarely get suited up these days

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:25, archived)

is it a hen tie?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)

ah hahaha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)

Well it suits you where it is....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)

yay!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:43, archived)

Meatloaf?

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:01, archived)

Ouch!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 9:02, archived)

Stevie Ray Vaughn?

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Captain Howdy, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:07, archived)

*rocks out*

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:02, archived)

Right. So I got a bird

put it down for a second while I made a costume for it and the feckin dog ate it!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)

You could have put the feathers on the dog

or something.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)

You have no idea how hard that was.

I did try to get her told hold them in her mouth but she kept dropping them just as I took the picture.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:02, archived)

Dogs don't play the game after the sun goes down

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)

Dog Gone It !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)

You spoil that dog too much ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:21, archived)

of all the dumb luck. I already had this on my table as I was getting ready to disassemble a laptop

TWEET TWEET!

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:57, archived)

The lesser spotted Gary Numan bird!

AICMFP

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)

Its the only way to live

in 'CAW CAW's

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:01, archived)

FTW

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)

darth vader's summer wardrobe?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)

Weld Done !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)

Oh Valin you do make me laugh at times

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)

Hahaha.... most regal loking...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)

This is the rare short sighted architect bird.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)

The Lesser-Spotted Orbital

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Captain Howdy, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)

All I had was a couple of bits of paper :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:00, archived)

I see you have a black belt in origami

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)

good effort, 6/10

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)

But it is most beak like....!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)

The flammable foldabeak bird !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)

*Tweets to friends*

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Captain Howdy, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:01, archived)

*snigger*

My how you've changed, meneer.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)

Heheh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)

Also:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHu9KBxVXnc

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)

Er OK

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)

They're ...erm...Finnish punkrock chicks.

With masks.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)

Its the rare Manged Feldman Warbler

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)

He's been flossing....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)

I'm a bird !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)

Cooking by the book!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)

ooeeooeeooeeooeeooeeooeeooeeooee

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)

Yes!

Yes you are.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)

Bollocks

B3tan to it :)
Nice hairage by the way!

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)

There's still time to show your plumage !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:13, archived)

^ Lilly Allen?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)

bit harsh, don't you think?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)

HAHA

more more more more more

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)

*grooms*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)

Awesome!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)

"get 'em orf"

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)

Dem worms takes some chewing......!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)

haha

you could do with a shave love

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)

Hello sexy :D

Hahahahahaha Win

(herman:D, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)

The very rare (but special) grey PipeBeaked Big bird.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)

must......stop.......giggling........

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:12, archived)

I'd like to see its mating dance

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:14, archived)

wouldn'r we all?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)

hahaha

Ceci n'est pas une oiseaux

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)

Smokin' Hot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:16, archived)

haha woo

snuff eggs?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)

Serve that bird pipping hot....!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:33, archived)

A puffin'.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:59, archived)

I'v put on some lipstick... so I look just like a bird.....

But don't have a camara to take a picture....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)

We still wouldn't be able to see the rest of you . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:25, archived)

Just a pair of floating red lips.....!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)

nyom nyom nyom

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)

TOP EFFORT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)

Bonus points for the worm!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)

This bird is part Beattie. :

)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:25, archived)

oh my, yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:25, archived)

woo

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:25, archived)

Too early . . . you got the worm !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)

Haha.... related to the beatie bird it is.....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:37, archived)

Like this, or am I missing something?

or am I missing something?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)

Not like that

Yes, you are missing something but ooh they are excellent drawings.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)

Ah, saw the post down there...

*walks slowly backwards*
*runs*

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)

stunning barn owl

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:26, archived)

These are stunning - did you draw them?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)

Yep. Hobby of mine.

Saying that, I've never drawn a Hobby...

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)

Amazing Work

I recently filmed a bunch of Goldfinches devouring some lavender - not sure how rare this is..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWLFOZMLwZY

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:38, archived)

These are aces......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:38, archived)

Is it me...

...or is that owl mutating into a butterfly?

[Fantastic pictures, BTW!]

(Sorbus sapiens is pretending to know what he's doing, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:14, archived)

Don't tell me you've never heard of a legobird before

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:21, archived)

Well I have now

Bonus points for plucking your eyebrows just for this :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)

They are just nice like that and I don't need to pluck them okay?

www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/5357722139/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)

splendid

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:26, archived)

scary bird !

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:26, archived)

Foghorn Legohorn !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)

that's tonight's nightmare sorted

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)

Haha.... does it eat grasshoppers...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:39, archived)

Zombie duck will kill us all!

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Captain Howdy, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)

Bit late, sorry, they were'n't ready to come out...

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:37, archived)

Plot hatched !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)

hahaha!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:44, archived)

eggcellent!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:48, archived)

Don't put them all in one basket....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)

Sadly,

this was taken just before my arse landed on them. The sofa's in a bit of a mess now :)

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)

Try wiping it off the cusion with red wine.....!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)

Can't...

*hic*
Drunk it all

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)

Hahahahaha

Eggcellent take on things.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)

Cheers, sorry I was late,

it's nice to see someone upholding some of the tradition!

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:20, archived)

Needs an "after" pic too!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)

what came first?

: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:01, archived)

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:30, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)

I never knew you were a moose....!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)

I thought you gnu.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)

Are you related to ELKie Brooks....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)

Earwings !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)

you are a moose.

EDIT: damn you, T.I.M!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:50, archived)

Might say deer oh deer.....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:01, archived)

Simple but effective

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:50, archived)

The great bearded flying headbird

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)

Captain ... America?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)

Aww i missed a Board Event!

I really should check around these parts more often.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)

Aww Lanc

You were always so great at contributing too.

Sunday nights are always a good time to keep checking in.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)

I shall keep that in mind

This sort of thing always gets a good reaction. Good to see you are keeping the Lemoney / GMoS board event spirit alive :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:05, archived)

Tweet.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:20, archived)

Awww... poor thing looks like it's just been shot.....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)

Sadly

he did meet a sticky end. He was in my video. Sad song, sad times.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhmn7ScDjxE

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)

Haha.... that made me smile more than it should...!!!

Nasty sheep.....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:07, archived)

It's the best part of his stage show...

My Gallery

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)

PinOrbs!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:30, archived)

hurrah!

and indeed houplah

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:32, archived)

my foot is suddenly feeling twitchy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:32, archived)

Mist erie us . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)

BOARD EVENT !

It's been too fecking long since we had one of these. Gird your loins folks. In 15 minutes time we will have a board event.

This means that you will have up to 20 minutes to cobble together a costume relating to the topic that I will announce. then you take a picture and post it in the thread that I will create.

Rules of the game:

1. Only use stuff that is on your desk or within arm's reach.
2. erm
3. Profit - ooh yes. Winner will receive 1 x new shiny brand new single CD of their choice.

Remember, the topic will be announced in 15 minutes time.

I have a topic in my head but if anyone sends me a message with something better, I will go with that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:28, archived)

bless you for trying to make this place what it was :)

*empties wardrobe, kitchen drawers and shed on to desk*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:30, archived)

Considering the first two replies

Am i on a losing streak here?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:30, archived)

I read steak!!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:32, archived)

Get food!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:34, archived)

yes

I knew I was missing something!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:48, archived)

I was only messing with Wobbly...

Nothing meant to you at all!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)

Get sewing!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)

But.... but

The snooker final is on!

*realises he has TiVo*

Result!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:41, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)

Hahaha that's the spirit, Mr Toast!

Gather ye paraphenalia while ye can.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)

i can't make much of a costume

out of a hairbrush, a coaster, a bottle of perfume and half a packet of xxx mints with chilli in them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:31, archived)

orange juice, pen, little plastic bag and some skins

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:33, archived)

I could make a bong!

/McGuiver

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)

or an impromptu breathing apparatus

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)

A stainless steel brush, a usb hard drive, a steel rule, a pocket knife, tweezers.

The best I can do is cobble a Hitler together.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)

psst

The notice period gives you time to gather a few articles and put them on your desk and claim they were there all along.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)

but i can't!

i'm getting whiplash from turning my head every few seconds to watch the snooker final

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)

C'MON BARRY!!

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:42, archived)

pffff!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)

But I'm a purist!

I do have a c-clamp. OH, there's a bag of oranges within reach! I have an idea.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)

i am positively agog

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)

I'm afraid of change! :)

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:31, archived)

but i've already bought you a bra!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:33, archived)

I'm a smashing blouse man myself

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:34, archived)

it suits you, your ma'aaaaam

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)

Hehehehehe

It's how is should be, Prod.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:33, archived)

I fear the results on my part.

Although luckily I have a pipe to hand.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:38, archived)

This had unsettled me. So I thought I'd share.

much, much bigger (2MB +).

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)

Why is it always vags in your images?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)

*ahem*

Why is it always vags in your ~~images~~ sick and twisted mind?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:27, archived)

Ha ha ha...

EDIT: Also, your sig... fantastic!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:29, archived)

I have to thank today's ISIHAClue repeat - it is a gem, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)

your lacy space octopus arouses me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:30, archived)

/ autocomplete reply?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:42, archived)

strangely not

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)

I'm genuinely surprised...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:46, archived)

me too

so, who's your money on? ding may be in the lead, but fu seems to have his game on. still anybody's game, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:48, archived)

No money on it,

But I want Fu to win :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:00, archived)

he made some cracking breaks yesterday

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)

that's really wierd man, but cool!

(marporats, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)

TENTACLE SQUID RAPE!!

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)

Best of all the Sunday evening activities*

* allegedly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)

so many holes, so little time....

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)

Hehe

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)

Loose lips make luscious pics !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:39, archived)

So they do say...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:36, archived)

Super shiny indeed.... lovely stuff

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:43, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)

This is very pretty

Very pretty indeed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)

Thank you, Mr Cre!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:48, archived)

I was wondering if it would be all right to download these

And print them off on canvas?

Gaz me

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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 1:07, archived)

So done...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)

Since you're her dad and all, can we, um, go on date?

Back by 10, I promise...

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 1:57, archived)

Well, since you asked so nicely,

No.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:49, archived)

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