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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Bastard Operator From Cheam?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Bolton official football club
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Bats On Fucking Coke!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Battery Operated Fanny Cracker?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Bananas On Flappy Curtains
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Bill Oddly Folds Crisps
I was going to do a sweary one, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Phwoar! I bet they taste salty!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Bomb Omaha For Charity
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Barack Obama Fucks Chihuahuas
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# B3ta's Obviously Fucking Cuckoo
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Nice
work!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Bugger Off Fat C***?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Before Our Friends Chuckle!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I like this.
Muchly. And I'm clicking it as well - see if I don't!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Cheers JP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Hahaha.
Have a BIll Oddie sausage.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:36, archived)
# now that needs mustard
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Body Off Falcon Crest?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# He's on the ropes . . . (also shares Rourke's Plastic surgeon!)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Top shop Q! he's a bloody ugly bugger :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# He's turning into Ronnie Wood
who's been given a lot of Just-For-Men for Xmas



just a thought - if Britain enters double-summertime - what time will Freebase appear?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# HAMMERTIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# If it's quarter to FUCK, it's Freebase time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# that's creepy
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# He's on the ropes, but still got a few rounds left in him yet....
In other news, I have just taken delivery of a PC power cable in a plastic bag. When I politely asked where the £2000.00 PC that it should plug into was, I was told Dunno, "probably been lost in transit"

Public service announcement. Interlink Express Parcel Delivery are a bag of manky cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:47, archived)
# yes, yes they are
manky cocks ahoy.

All courier companies are, even the one I work for.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# I don't know, I have had good experiences with companies that have gone the extra mile and done some amazing feats of delivery-trickery
...but I don't feel I am about to have one of those experiences this time....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# there's always one
and for every one company that you have a good experience with, there are a good number of people have had a bad experience with the same company.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I'd ordered a crate of fizz from Waitrose to be delivered to a pub where I was holding a party
I got a phone call from some poor old dear who'd found it left in her front garden 3 streets away.
Same house number was all. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# probably delivered by an illiterate Somali in an untaxed van
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# hahahaha
priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# this
but with added sympathy - and I hope you're going to send a strongly worded letter?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# ha ha Yes
Dear Interlink Express Parcel Delivery, WHY o WHY O Why...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha. Oh dear.
This is what happen though then you signed up to that magazine that offered you a piece of a £2000 every month. Issue two come with a free heat sink!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Mock all you like
Issue 3 comes with a FREE DVD rewinder!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# maybe the power lead has gold wires?
interlink express parcel delivery all courier firms :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# don't steal my line
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# dagnabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Maybe it's leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# ...
something something cut something absorbed by a dog
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# stop touching my arse all the time
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
# I feel we are not quite getting into the spirit of this
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Serious business
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Shitefucks!
I had a PC delivered last year and it's a stressful event. Hope it arrives soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
#
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I am having a cheese and onion pastie and a cup of coffee. What are you having for lunch?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Ham rolls, mini-sausages and a box of raisins
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# a balanced lunch, and a fine fax!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Best teletext page ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# pfft!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Cynicism and bitterness pie
With a side-plate of disgust.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# have some self loathing with that
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Ergh! It's lunch, not breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I have already discussed my lunch in another forum
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# now, your shirt?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# this guy made it
in a factory in South East Asia. For tuppence a month
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# neato
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)
# there's a couple of loose threads
but hey - you get what you pay for!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I had yorkshire ham on some brown bread and I can't believe it's not chemicals spread
with a cup of tea made out of teabags and cement :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# make sure to mortar that tea correctly
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Just finishing the pointing now *points*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Following this discussion yesterday:
b3ta.com/board/10343101
I have outdoor-reared ham sandwiches
with Chinese leaf & salad cream - yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# outdoor-reared ham is all very well
but it's no wild haslet
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I'm opposed to the hunting of wild haslet!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# if we don't hunt them, they'll over-run our country!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# DailyMail Exclusive?
Wild Haslet stole my Pension and raped my Budgie!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:47, archived)
# you forgot the immigrants
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:51, archived)
# How dare you suggest that Wild Haslets rape Immigrants!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# they rear ham sandwiches outdoors now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Only the free-range ones
the less fortunate are crammed into see-thru triangular plastic boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# won't somebody think of the battery farmed sandwiches :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I did once eat something that tasted like a PP9
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Shocking!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# haha battery-licker
oh fuck - I can taste battery now just from thinking about it!

on the same topic - did you know that if you imagine squeezing an orange into a glass and then pretend to drink it, then your brain tastes orange. This doesn't work with everyone, but one that does tend to is tipping your head back and pretending to shake salt into your open mouth from a salt-cellar - your brain will taste salt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I often do this with alcohol
unfortunately the pretend Police pulled me over for a pretend breathalyzer yesterday. I got several pretend points on my license.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I pretended to snort cocaine and then pretended to talk shit
oh, wait.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# pretendlols
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# try the salt thing
it really works
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# You're suppose to pretend to use a salt-shaker!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# and do it in front of lots of people
an office works best
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Someone will throw a crumpled up note into your mouth basketball style.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I was waiting for this
You didn't let me down
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# *bows*
*catches flowers*
*bows again*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Salad Cream remains squarely in the
'More wrong than a lightly-oiled Michael Barrymore in leopard-skin Speedos' category.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
# just about to have a Morrison's Mince Beef and Dumpling Ready Meal
and a walk to the Shop
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# have chips with that
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Mind you don't drop your dumplings on that walk
euphemisms Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# 3 day old butternut squash and chilli soup with a coriander/olive oil drizzle
Tasty, but I'm getting a bit fucked off with it tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# 3 days old is pushing it
I suggest a side order of chips
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Ugh - that sounds awful!
b3ta.com/board/10343079
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# :) Good enough for Masterchef

Have you been in my fridge again?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# FUCK! *screams like a woman*
I'd made enough for 3 people for 2 days and I've still got half a squash left.
I feel a risotto coming on...
Am I through to the next round?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Good plan.
I stupidly used the whole thing, should see me through the week!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# a BBQ chicken, gherkin, jalepenos and guacamole panini, some quavers, a caramel flapjack
and some ginger beer
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# that sounds delicious
and spicy.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Not spicey enough, I didn't sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# If you're only having some of your quavers, can I have the rest?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I fear it's already too late.
I consumed all of my quavers, however I only consumed a small fraction of all the quavers in existence.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# I think this is going to get
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# BOOYAH!
Cheers then drive :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Dave the Hat?
Lunch?
These things are alien to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# heathen!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Home made tomato and basil
soup, using tomatoes what I grewed.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Top souping!
selfsufficiencies Arbuthnot.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Sloppy ham and salad sandwiches for me...

They look a bit like a dirty beef curtain?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# how sloppy is the ham?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Fuckin Sloppy

* I don't care how fucking sloppy it is...

/montypythonquote/blog
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Pastrami salad sandwich on white bread, easy on the mayo.
Followed by a nectarine and an apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I read that nicotine and an apple
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# maybe it leg had just grow
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# All the cuts will be absorded by it being a sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)
# good fruiting, there
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Ahem
I was leisurely chewing away on my raisins and whole nuts sandwich with emmentaler cheese, when someone offered me a gigantic warm tin foil brick. It contained an enormous freshly baked black olive ciabatta, itself containing hot steamed eels, bacon, some greens and mayonaise.

I added a cup of earl grey tea for good measure.

How are you these days b3ta? Your search is broken, so I can't see what you've been up to this past month or so.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# good lord!
a little late to the party, Dutch Inventor! But a fine lunch nonetheless!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I may have to lie down a bit now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# A ham and cheese salad baguette and a pint of semi-skilled milt
why has DTF come back?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# why is it always milt in your posts?
I felt the board needed DTF in it's life again.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# half a sprazie and three carelesstalkscostlives
polkadots Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# excellent lunching
yesterday, I was a little late!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# It was noted
But today you have redeemed yourself and all is well.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# why thank you, Pot!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I'm just cracking one off over Christina Hendricks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
# It's breakfast.
Spicy red snapper with finely chopped broccoli, shallot, heap of sliced mushrooms, mountain of spinach, with garlic, soy sauce, and rice vinegar.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)
# For some reason I keep thinking this when the advert's on

Well apart from 'what a fucking sell out' that is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Totally agree with the sell-out although what would you expect from ol' 2-jags?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Well after the ad fees?
3 jags:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
# A politician is a sell-out by nature.
No one goes into politics with any desire to do anything other than get rich and powerful.

Of course, the way they dress it is designed to appeal to the broadest possible - and most gullible - base.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
# The way they dress? For most Tories that invovles a ball-gag, a rubber straight-jacket and fishnet stockings
so yeah the broadest possible tastes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:17, archived)
# You forgot the eletrical flex, bin bag and orange in mouth:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:22, archived)
# That's soooo 1980s
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)
# that reminds me
New Fetish night in manchester starting next month

Bands, Top DJs and lots of music with donks on

Tickets £6
www.therubylounge.org/index.php/events/details/suspiria/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
# All politicians are conservatives
No matter what party they claim to be a member of.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# From 2 jags to 1 bike
That's the wurst I've seen him looking...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# now that was just a bratty reply
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:17, archived)
# His wife's looking better these days
I'd banger.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# *comedy trombones*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# rolliche on the floor laughing
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# At his saus-age what would you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I think someone should just batter him
put him out of his misery.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)
# The Crucible 1972
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahahaafuck
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:45, archived)
# very much this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Jet Lowe
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# "Fuckin Northan Munkee's"
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# The Big Baize
Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# My mate plays pool like that.
He's a bit of a spaz who's crap in a fight, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# You're not talking about your mate are you...
* Comforts
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I met Bruce Lee in a pub once.
I dropped him like a sack of spuds because he looked at my pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Bruce lee
Top at kicking stuff, shite at snooker
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Shuriken!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# My first b3ta image:


Click for bigger (79 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Why not.


(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
Movies 24 are currently showing all those films at 11pm - my evenings viewing sorted
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Snooker-Do!
:D

*enclicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha, ya loon!
Is that from the final?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Yup!
Going for his 147 blake :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahaha... Blake.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# You
:D
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Me?
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:50, archived)
# WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN COCKS

CFFM

click for psfo compo & sauce

'nings...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:32, archived)
# NSFW - I don't want my university seeing me looking at photos of cocks.
'sup Tan?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Just don't click for effing massive!!
All good, how's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I'm doing alright, just chilling for a bit before I go out, gotta get some train tickets for the weekend.
My mate got a PS3 and I'm gonna go over to Leeds and play some Fallout with him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:38, archived)
# For real cock fighting
this needs more spandex!!

I actually thought it was those chinese/japanese guys for a split second.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:45, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The passion of Christ Alternative ending
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:11, archived)
# he pretended to die for your sins
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:15, archived)
# then woke up in a scene similar to Bobby coming back to dallas
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:16, archived)
# I don't understand religion.
Therefore, I'm out.


Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# ARE YOU A JEW
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha
*burns cross*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Is it Easter already?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# aaawk go on then..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:58, archived)
# luls
*claps*
(Roxon, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha.
I recognise that first image


a second ningles all. My last one seems to have gone the way of the deleted thread. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:38, archived)
# As do I......

(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:26, archived)
# *Polishes the mirrors on his shoes*
Click for big

Large version
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)
# I predict micro maxi for next year, girls

*clicks fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Micro maxi FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
#
Seems most inner city on a Friday night are stuck in the 1990's.
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# It's all about the 90's
2010 needs trousers underneath shirley?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# hahahahah amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:36, archived)
# roffles
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Pfffft.
Daily Mail lols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Class...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:44, archived)
# exactly what I was thinking when I saw it
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# stop having the same artistic ideas as me!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Hahaha this wins.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:00, archived)
# rock on
*preorders 10*
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I remember reading this on the Beeb site a while back:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Twas on the news this morning, they dont half recycle this rubbish. Apparently it was discovered in the 20's....
...so not exactly news then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Or perhaps it's the other way around... in which case it means women should wear micro skirts to fix our broken economy!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:06, archived)
# George Foreman, the old west lawman, rides Dave Gorman
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:01, archived)
# yes, yes it is..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:04, archived)
# going after a mormon?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Moomins?
Where?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Yes, yes he does
EDIT: Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Ride 'im cowbwoi
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Sorry for the 'Work In Progress', just moving things along...

cfb
Clouds are done, still working on the islands.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Fantabulous JP!!
Looks like a Bonfire Toffee lake :)
*click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# :)
I might have to revisit the water, too...

Thanks, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# could be Norway that
amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Forget Norway
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Finland Finland Finland
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Get to Falkirk!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)
#
NorwayPoland
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ... !
That's rather nice, JPG. Reminds me of that time Mrs V and I went on holiday to The River Styx.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:56, archived)
# I shall, in that case entitle it (when it's done)
'A Stygian Moment'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Blimey!
Obscurity knocks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# not really
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cShYbLkhBc
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Sorry, should have given a bit of context to that.
It was unfamiliar to me...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:36, archived)
# I believe the river of Styx was originally named after the band
The ferry man is actually named as Mr Roboto in ancient texts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:57, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# it's a bit dark :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:56, archived)
# hehe...
It is indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:16, archived)
# looking forward to the finished piece
awesome cloudiness :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# This is super lully
I don't like the white bit but the rest is awesome!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Cheers - it's still very much in tinkering mode.
In order to get the lighting change under the clouds, it needs really heavy lighting above. Might tilt the camera angle down a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I dunno, the light it causes reflecting off the clouds is great too
But that white just looks too white ..... imo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:48, archived)
# No, no - you're absolutely right.
I shall be tweaking accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)
# You are God.
First you practiced with geometric forms, and all kinds of incredible shapes. Now you are moving on to creating a universe.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Or this one?

(I helped save b3ta! moped broom! broom!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# put it in the same thread, eh?
there's a good chap. I know it's quiet, but...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:22, archived)
# That would be a good idea.
Can I still do it?
(I helped save b3ta! moped broom! broom!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# no, it's too late now
but for future reference
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)
# yeah delete the one below and post it in this thread
and wait for the thread deleting post

Don't delete this one as it's quite amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:28, archived)
# I think I'll just delete the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! moped broom! broom!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Probably best not to
deleting posts does funny things to the board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# o noes. I gon an dunnit!
(I helped save b3ta! moped broom! broom!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:32, archived)
# And the pic is gone. :(
(I helped save b3ta! moped broom! broom!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)
# As is the one above by Spazzy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Living up to his name in true style.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:48, archived)
# and making the milt monitor cry

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Both were shit, I deleted them.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:54, archived)
# we know you deleted them
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:57, archived)
# People pretend to get all upset about deleting threads
Personally, I couldn't give a toss.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:58, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Don't want to ruffle feathers though do I now.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:01, archived)
# You can't rape a chicken
without ruffling a few feathers.

As my Gran used to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Your Gran sounds like a swell old girl!
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:03, archived)
# It's pronounced 'swollen'
and yes, she was like a fucking balloon,
right up to when she exploded, you insensitive cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:10, archived)
# I still can't get her out of the carpet
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Mat
or merkin?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Or, as my gran used to say
"OH DEAR CHRIST WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT I'M TRYING TO SLEEP LEAVE ME ALONE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Both are stunning!
But this is edging it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I know what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! moped broom! broom!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# YOU MADE BABY JESUS CRY JUST BEFORE EASTER
I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:25, archived)
# unexpected marge simpson do
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Can someone do one with poo on finger? Can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! moped broom! broom!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:03, archived)
# or..
(I helped save b3ta! moped broom! broom!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
# ^ the winner ^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:15, archived)
# haha
This, I like
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# See my signature..
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)
# A'wight?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:11, archived)
# A what?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# a
Wight. Clean your ears out, boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Wow... You learn something new every day on b3ta!

every day once in a blue moon
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Just waiting for someone else to post
to see the inverse :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:12, archived)
# meet you back here in a couple of hours?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:13, archived)
# yeah I think I might go for a cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:16, archived)
# there you go - new thread - up there
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I see it now
that's very clever
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I saw it before too
I think I have a dark monitor
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# is that like a stealthy monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# There's no need to be racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I think it is better on the light background...

What do you all think?

Drew Barrymore looks better with...
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I can't say as I've never seen her hard-on
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:00, archived)
# It's incredible
like a garden fork
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:05, archived)
# You haven't lived!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Ver' nice!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Quick, dirty, topical and shit

'nings /board!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Gadaffi-Ra?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Yeah, close enough
thanks to you, I've just gone and googled Jessie J
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:21, archived)
# ...and?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I'm undecided
I might have to do more research
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:28, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)
# I didn't recognise him
/filenamed and forehead slapped
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Bashtards!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Those damn woks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Where is everyone?
:) ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)
# I'M HERE!
NINGALS!
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# Ning Wobbles
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
# spoke too soon
nings wb
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:12, archived)
#
too soon not soon enough for me...

ning emvee
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# Dunno, it's well quiet today
*tumbleweeds*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# too quiet
*ominouses*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:13, archived)
# oh that took a while
you bad man!

Here Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:12, archived)
# oh hai Bilbo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Happy Tuesday to you
Busy?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Steady
You? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:25, archived)
# The Hunchback of Notre Dame
was frantically running down the street from a bunch of angry kids..

'Leave me alone! I haven't got your football!!'
(Lord Chode, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)
# N I N G - B 3 T A !


* Wake up sleepy heads, it's time for school
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# woo
and a yay to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 7:44, archived)
# :)
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# morning and YAY for seeing the bus again
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 7:54, archived)
# Are you taking the piss?

EDIT: Ning Mrs P
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# nope
and Mrs???
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:12, archived)
# ^ What she said
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Leonidas once went on University Challenge
"Your Sparta for ten..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:10, archived)
#
S P A N G !
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# Hoorah!
Another day, another meaningless round of soul-destroying faceless grey drudgery.

In other news, UPS delivery couldn't find Mrs V's workplace yesterday to deliver her new 'phone. Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Are you commenting on my arts?

and en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spartacus
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# Oh good gracious, Sir - I do apologise for any confusion!
My comment "Hoorah!" was directed at your frankly splendid arts, that of "Another day, another meaningless round of soul-destroying faceless grey drudgery." at anyone willing to listen to my whining tale of woe, and "In other news, UPS delivery couldn't find Mrs V's workplace yesterday to deliver her new 'phone. Pffft." was sardonic humour in an attempt to lighten the mood of my previous comment, albeit in bitter, spiteful comment on the capitalist hegemony by which we find ourselves hypnotised.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:20, archived)
#
R A C I S T
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Your mum's a racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:34, archived)
# yes
yes she is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Thank you for you very concise update - I think I love you!

EDIT: At least I helped with the Spartacus bit?
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# You did - thank you.
I am now enlightened.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Thanks
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# Woo!
Papercraft Scotty approves muchly

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:39, archived)
# * Fwaps
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# AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bored
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:01, archived)
# ARE WE BEST FRIENDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:17, archived)
# :OOOOOOOOOOOO
hell yeah dude let's build a den
also see my sig
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:19, archived)
# *LIKE*
I LIKE YOU GUYS.
ALSO: SO NOT DRUNK ON A MONDAY NIGHT.
OH WAIT YES I AM.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:21, archived)
# DUDE LETS ALL BUILD A FUCKGREAT BLANKET FORT AND YELL AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES AND DRINK PANDA POPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:24, archived)
# OH MAHN DAT WUD BE WIKID
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:27, archived)
# I'll bring Panda Pops. You bring Fruit Polos and Petehix will bring a SNES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:29, archived)
# I'M GOING TO PUT FRUIT POLOS IN MY PANDA POP.
FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:29, archived)
# HARDCORE.
I saw an N64 for sale today for £19.99 :(
I should have bought that ting man.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:31, archived)
# SWEET ONION.
I'M WEARING A ONE-SIE/BABYGROW THAT'S A TIGER IT'S GOT A HOOD WITH EARS AND EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:30, archived)
# WELL I HAV MA COAT ON WEARIN IT LYKE A CAPE WIVOUT MA ARMS IN
SWOOOOOOOOOOSHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:45, archived)
# *takes his arm out of one of his sleeves*
*tucks the empty sleeve into the end of the other sleeve to make a loop*
LOOK GUYS. LOOK WHAT I'M DOING. LOOK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:50, archived)
# ahaha i remember doing that
make it possible so I can send you inbox msg on here MR !!!


Night :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:54, archived)
# I'm the b3ta bird fairy
This is my guano:
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 4:38, archived)
#
congratulations, you found that online 3d thing.

Are you really going to do it to EVERY image ?
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:35, archived)
# I hope so!
=)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:42, archived)
# The Jack Palance Smack Balance
Accept no compromise
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 2:59, archived)
# hahahaha im rissing here
but it's funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:00, archived)
# The man is a legend
RIP
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:43, archived)

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