hahahahai tried minecraft the other day , the free online one and couldn't do anything... didn't even know how to make a fuse, and you can't combine stuff on the free one. :C
(
FIEND,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:47,
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Hahahaha!Unexpected pony!
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:48,
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Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as:
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:52,
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Pony Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:53,
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An almost fanatical devotion to DeAgostini
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:03,
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best of all the fanatical devotions Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:05,
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any new 'how to play...'?
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:49,
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I keep meaning to write one, but get caught up with bill-paying work*.(*Read: Smut)
(
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:50,
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^ thisAlso I'm sure there was a Red Dead Redemption one which isn't on your site..?
Or am I just mad? Something about being the most deadly flower collector in the West iirc.
(Or am I just mad? Something about being the most deadly flower collector in the West iirc.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:01,
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Yeah, that's on my DevArt gallery.Not added it to my website yet.
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:14,
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'other' makes me shudder!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:02,
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Gets his ass to mars and starts the reactorFunny what 3 tits will do to Earth Slime.
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:10,
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This is what they got up tobefore executive toys were popular.
( HexShaped remembers when this was all fields,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:38,
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i screwed up on the frame though, you can see the hair appear on the left side of it hypnosis over
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:45,
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Wheeeeeee!Woooooo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:46,
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hahahaha!That's fab!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:03,
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Swing is in the hair !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:16,
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Dictatorship Chic...A look I've been obsessed with for a while.
Click for bigger (452 kb)
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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Click for bigger (452 kb)
I wish they made that the new Lybian flagThe plain green one bores me.
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:12,
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Easily bored b3tan is easily bored
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:24,
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Mrs V's fashion is a sort of cross between goth, military chic, punk, and 1950s glamour.She went into work the other day and her workmate told her "We fought in two world wars so you wouldn't have to dress like that" hahahahaha
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:17,
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hahahahahaha :D and hello !!Have a video of my cat playing :3
www.b3ta.com/links/My_cat_Dexter_playing_with_a_mouse_on_a_string_D
FIEND,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:30,
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Awwwww! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:39,
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تحيا ليبيا وتحيا الحريةalso
انتفاضة 17 فبراير 2011- لنجعله يوم للغضب في ليبيا
www.facebook.com/17022011libya
:)
(انتفاضة 17 فبراير 2011- لنجعله يوم للغضب في ليبيا
www.facebook.com/17022011libya
:)
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:36,
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Looking to reserve a parking space?Just tie together an armchair stool and radiator. That'll do it.
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:00,
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If you take the 'mouth' as eyes and the dial as a nose,it looks peeved.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:04,
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If you get a permanant marker and draw Michael Bentines face on it....it would look like Michael Bentine.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:08,
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He looks like he's sticking his tongue out when you look at it like that!I want to see this closer! Take him indoors!
(
XLVII .uk,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:08,
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Danger: Here be DeLongi dragons Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:04,
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My photo is too shit for Flickr.I reserve that for pretentious crap.
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:57,
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I have no need to reserve a parking spacewhat should I do now? and please provide further photographic illustration as I am unable to imagine what people mean through words alone.
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:19,
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Perhaps we are to take this as a comprehensive guide to the acquisitionof crappy furniture and heating appliances in colder climates.
Or then again, perhaps not. I suspect the latter.
(Or then again, perhaps not. I suspect the latter.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:26,
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you would think in colder times that a radiator would be better suited in doors and switched onUnless its a broken radiator
he didn't say it was broken
does its functionality effect parking?
(he didn't say it was broken
does its functionality effect parking?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:29,
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Were one to have the desire to find out, I sure some correlation between de-icing windscreensand/or warming up tyres (as in F1) could be uncovered.
I must agree with your thesis on the radiator's location within one's property bestowing greater heating facility, rather than it merely being left in the street as some shambolic attempt to garner a parking spot.
(I must agree with your thesis on the radiator's location within one's property bestowing greater heating facility, rather than it merely being left in the street as some shambolic attempt to garner a parking spot.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:35,
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Excellent 'shop
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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I assume you mean the drug store up the street?;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:39,
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;-)how about this, then?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:37,
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hahahahafantastic and upsetting at the same time
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:48,
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Worryingly true.*fears*
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:53,
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HahahahahaI was told by a graduate the other day "I'll just be doing this for six months - I'm on the fast-track management course and will be a manager by the end of the year."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:55,
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HahahahahahaAmusingly disparaging comment is amusingly disparaging.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files.... we'd like to help you learn to help yourself.
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:57,
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Sorry to T.J. - Can anyone on the dole tell me what the jsa book is called?Then maybe upload a picture of the back of it, perhaps obscuring your personal details but without ruining the picture.
Then you can write in your job book you had a trial at being my photobitch but it didn't work out.
Nice pic btw.
(Then you can write in your job book you had a trial at being my photobitch but it didn't work out.
Nice pic btw.
XLVII .uk,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:59,
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funnily enough it's called a job seekers allowance book, and no I wont
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:07,
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I don't blame youDoes it not have a code like jsa023 or something? I'm sure it used to...
( XLVII .uk,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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what i got when i first graduated was Okay yes you've got a degree - but no experience so we dont want you! hmmm so how do i get experience then??
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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PERHAPS SHE HAS HAD AN UNHAPPY LIFE AND HER ONLY RELEASE FROM THE SAD LONLINESS IS THE BRIEF HAPPINESS SHE GETS FROM EATING UNTIL THE VICIOUS CYCLE STARTS AGAIN?just saying is all
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:01,
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Looks like she needs a good cycle LOOOOL.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:04,
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SLAP THAT ASS AND RIDE THOSE WAVES! I mean, bullying is bad mmkay?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:04,
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DANCING ON ICEI bet she'd go through it!!1 LOL
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:08,
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The XXXL FACTORLOL
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:30,
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Must have been a hell of a strong rope. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:05,
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Fucking excellent photoshop skills there.
(
Not Pineapple anymore,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:03,
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:11,
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which fold? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:09,
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The really little one Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:14,
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One of the muskily moist armpits, preferably the one with the slight fungal infection
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:20,
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Yes, that will give added piquancy
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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Now eating it in reverse?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:43,
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find the one that smells of shit and flip back one/overheard pub banter blog
sage advice
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:43,
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yea lets all poke the fatty with stickswell done
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:11,
archived)
Your sig has me signing that advert nowPhotato waffley versatile....
Thanks a bunch!
*ingores*
;)
(Thanks a bunch!
*ingores*
;)
XLVII .uk,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:12,
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Dislocated shoulder is dislocated.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:30,
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well, it's clearly a prosthetic hand
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:31,
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I don't know what's more worrying,That image, or that you were on the This Morning website....
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:47,
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The only happy people in this sad tableau of society and our eating moresare the tent manufacturers.
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:48,
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Spud Heil!
I suppose I could have hopped on the Gaddafi bandwagon with this idea too.
R.Soul hmmm,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:13,
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Look closely near the bottom...... it's faint, but it is there.
And while we're on the topic of Hitler and CDCs:
www.b3tards.com/u/34c76587e2c8ac81dd01/triumphofthewilly.jpg
(And while we're on the topic of Hitler and CDCs:
www.b3tards.com/u/34c76587e2c8ac81dd01/triumphofthewilly.jpg
R.Soul hmmm,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:20,
archived)
Thanks for plastering my monitorwith that.
Have you read the FAQ? Anything you're not clear on?
(Have you read the FAQ? Anything you're not clear on?
Not Pineapple anymore,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:04,
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Sorry.Edited.
Although the FAQ does say:
"but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW"
It wasn't even spunking.
(Although the FAQ does say:
"but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW"
It wasn't even spunking.
R.Soul hmmm,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:07,
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The reason that he thought it nsfw isthat he couldn't help but crack one off over it right there in the office.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:16,
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Sub-clause 17b: "Nazi cocks? fuck off"/Jello
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:17,
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never question the will of /board
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:23,
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That one is OK.it's obviosuly a joke, and my workmates are quite used to those ones popping up on my screen.
( Not Pineapple anymore,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:25,
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How is mine so different?Crudely drawn, magenta, three pubes per ball - I followed the CDC code. It is for a joke, albeit a poor one.
( R.Soul hmmm,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:36,
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Maybe it's not crude enough.
If I recall, it also has a Swastika and Hitler sitting on it. I don't know where you work, but where I am that's really not a good thing to have on my screen.
I'll leave you to it.
(If I recall, it also has a Swastika and Hitler sitting on it. I don't know where you work, but where I am that's really not a good thing to have on my screen.
I'll leave you to it.
Not Pineapple anymore,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:42,
archived)
Head of the Wehrmashed potato?/gets coat...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:31,
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leader of the Mashter race prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:38,
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Get your jacket! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:46,
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stop waffling on
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:13,
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King Edward was not amused Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:48,
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King Edward VIII was apparently a Nazi sympathiser.
(
R.Soul hmmm,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:52,
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What? You mean he was a bit of an Organ and used to let the Nazies play with him? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:55,
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Accompanied by the maris piper...
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:17,
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convienient that he abdicated his throne during a time with Hitler and the Nazi's gaining power /conspiracy
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:09,
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There's a tatie related Gaddafi bandwagon?
Plenty of vinegar on mine ta!
The Snockerty Friddle,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:53,
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There's lots of Gaddafi pics knocking around,none of them involve potatoes though.
( R.Soul hmmm,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:57,
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pffftWhat is Gaddafi without his taties?
( The Snockerty Friddle,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:57,
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you haff had your chips Tommy! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:00,
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Prolly bindun
*goes off in search of original ideas
Chumps ๐,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:06,
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I don't remember seeing it!Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:08,
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I wanted to draw something War of the Worlds-based,following descriptions from the book. Then I realised I lent the book to someone at work.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:24,
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Saying that, I have a few drawings and paintings to do.I should get on with one. Either: a) a bird for a friend who is moving and took me out on a lot of birding trips; or b) my friend's ship before he leaves for a shore posting.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:25,
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I'm just babbling, ignore me. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:26,
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NING k3b/-\b!Where have you been all my life the last few weeks?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:13,
archived)
From Wiki..The Martians are described as octopus-like creatures; the "body" consists of only a head about four feet across having two eyes, a V-shaped, lipless, beak-like mouth, and two branches of 'almost-whip like' eight tentacles each around the mouth. Internally, the Martians consist of a brain, lungs, heart, and blood vessels; they have no organs for digestion, and therefore sustain themselves by mechanically transfusing blood from other animals into their arteries by a little pipette.
The ear, a single membrane located in the back of the head, is believed to be useless in Earth's atmosphere
(The ear, a single membrane located in the back of the head, is believed to be useless in Earth's atmosphere
Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:30,
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Ah yes.I wondered about doing a scene of Horsell Common with the capsule, possibly even as far as half the crowd being torched. Maybe a project for another evening.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:35,
archived)
I'm still waiting for someone to do a film version set in Victorian London.The sense of being overwhelmed by a superior force is far more prevalent when the only thing you can throw at it is an ocean-bound ironclad.
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:41,
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YES!I've been saying this for years, if only for seeing Woking burnt to the ground.
In the meantime, have a pea roast:
(In the meantime, have a pea roast:
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:57,
archived)
Woking? Yeah, man. I'm with you on that one.Woo, also.
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:59,
archived)
You might like this...(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:18,
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:DAlso, my favourite xkcd comic...
xkcd.com/556/
(xkcd.com/556/
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:30,
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Pendragon pictures attempted it..But the end result was complete pants :(
Cannon were pretty effective against the fighting machines in the book.
Unfortunately for humanity gas masks had not yet been invented.... So the black smoke did for them all.
Wells didn't know much about military tactics unfortunately (he was a pacifist after all). The best strategy would be large mines laid in the path of the fighting machines - kaboom!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPGrrnpzB_Y
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:42,
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Cannon were pretty effective against the fighting machines in the book.
Unfortunately for humanity gas masks had not yet been invented.... So the black smoke did for them all.
Wells didn't know much about military tactics unfortunately (he was a pacifist after all). The best strategy would be large mines laid in the path of the fighting machines - kaboom!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPGrrnpzB_Y
I wish I/you had tagged thatI think that one was where you added the back of his collar in after I wiped his head. I'd have been interested to see how often it's been used for headswaps...
edit: yeah, there we are,
looks way better with the collar in. just wish one of us had added a little "boris" on his tie or something. that way we could both claim credit, too... :)
(edit: yeah, there we are,
looks way better with the collar in. just wish one of us had added a little "boris" on his tie or something. that way we could both claim credit, too... :)
boris the spider,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:15,
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"
Don't worry, this was approved at the time and since then, he changed his arts to be even wooer Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:16,
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Smug gets around, but I don't recall this version.\o/
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:16,
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How can he be so smug when he has such a tiny cock?There's been quite a smug bastard revival of late. :)
( R.Soul hmmm,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:17,
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If it was as small as in the top pic he'd have a hard time...Anyway, have a sMug:
( R.Soul hmmm,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:38,
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Must be a grower not a shower
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:47,
archived)
HahahaNicely!
Anyone know Who it was on TV the other week, saying they used to shag Jimmy Crankie?
(Anyone know Who it was on TV the other week, saying they used to shag Jimmy Crankie?
XLVII .uk,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:58,
archived)
His dad clearly had a thing for him. Never trusted that fella..
(
Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:00,
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Christopher Biggins*shudders*
Can . . . not . . . un-know . . .
(Can . . . not . . . un-know . . .
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:01,
archived)
:Obut Biggins is of the man loving persuasion I thought?
Ask Captain Howdy about that ;)
(Ask Captain Howdy about that ;)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:03,
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well, he CLAIMED to have had WJK he CLAIMED to have had WJKthen denied it later.
*shudders some more*
(*shudders some more*
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:04,
archived)
YOU!Someone mentioned Dave the Hat, yesterday, and I was scratching my head. I always tailed off after the Sir Aunty Grampa part of your name, and never made the connection.
Sorry.
(Sorry.
Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:15,
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hahaha! okI used to be Dave the Hat
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:17,
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Shit, man!Why not give me a papercut & pour bleach on it?
*shudders*
(*shudders*
Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:12,
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Not from the packet he was holding.Uh-uh. No, ta.
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:25,
archived)
Oh god yes that's right!I would say thank you but.... *re-bleaches mind*
( XLVII .uk,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:05,
archived)
Gaddafi: "I want to be a time-travelling teenager".
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:04,
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That's fucking hideousAnd Gadaffi and all
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:28,
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hahahaBraw!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:46,
archived)
Is Ainsley hacking the contestant to death for bringing the wrong ingredients? HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:48,
archived)
Image Challenge suggestion!When Celebrities go ape!
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1092415
*awaits someone to say it's been done*
(b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1092415
*awaits someone to say it's been done*
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:54,
archived)
It's been done.Not on b3ta, but in real life. You wouldn't need photoshop.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:07,
archived)
Don't think it's been done.Could be interesting.
Or it could be a week's worth of Jeremy Kyle killing chavs and fat people..
(Or it could be a week's worth of Jeremy Kyle killing chavs and fat people..
Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:11,
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Or a spot of role reversal -"Following tawdry tabloid revelations, Jeremy Kyle appears on own show"
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:42,
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Needs more boob face :)
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:05,
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Why, when I open Google Chrome does it come up nearly off the screen?
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:12,
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This needs to be madeIf only for the rather arousing sight of all the late-30s geeks starting to cry about a particular detail.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:13,
archived)
Needs more dead Ewoks.Fucking cheesed off with work.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:19,
archived)
Can it be resolved, or do you want to borrow my AK-47?
(
Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:21,
archived)
Nah, easily resolved by my getting my own research fundingI say easily...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:05,
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Thanks!Hopefully one of the two plans work out.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:20,
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Cute, but better as rugs. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:05,
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True, but that may end up being on the cards too. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:06,
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Still six months on the contract.But the wheels of academia grind uncommonly slow when appointing people to jobs.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:22,
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"He's got a mouth like an ewok"is what the wife said about someone on tv the other day.
I still don't quite understand what she meant :D
(I still don't quite understand what she meant :D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:35,
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Was she talking about Gerry Adams, perhaps, or Noel Edmonds? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:36,
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no, it was beardless fellaI think she was basically saying he had a small mouth with little teeth. We were both drunk, it's difficult to recall
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:47,
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A small detective jobto alleviate actual work?
Old gif on b3ta, probably 2004ish, 50s 60s illustration of woman vacuuming with a girl playing in the foreground and after several seconds the room is sucked into the hoover.
Sadly no clue who the b3tan was.
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:41,
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Old gif on b3ta, probably 2004ish, 50s 60s illustration of woman vacuuming with a girl playing in the foreground and after several seconds the room is sucked into the hoover.
Sadly no clue who the b3tan was.
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Film Aftermath"){kind=small}
After an "incident" Child protection services had to be called in
Ning all, 8:50 in work on Codeine should be a fun day
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:50,
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lolWhat would happen to pinocchio's nose if he said, 'my nose is not going to grow.'?
'ningles all.
('ningles all.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:54,
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Merry Wednesdaywas it pancake day yesterday? Surely I haven't missed it?
*edit* Google search says it's 8th March -phew!
(*edit* Google search says it's 8th March -phew!
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:58,
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yay!I'm so lazy sometimes when it comes to google
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:00,
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Don't think soI was in a supermarket and it's not like them to miss an oportunity to us a religous festival to flog something. :P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:00,
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It wouldn't grow because it's not a lieat that point. /Anne Robinson.
Moaning.
(Moaning.
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:00,
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Ah but what if he was lying?Think of it a bit like Schroders' Nose.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:01,
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If he's lying with her his nosewon't come into it. (Ooh er missus)
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:02,
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If he said his nose was not going to grow...he would be telling the truth and it would not grow.
However
If he said it WAS going to grow and it didn't, he'd be lying, if it did grow he'd be telling the truth and thus it wouldn't have grown.
Now there's the paradox!
(However
If he said it WAS going to grow and it didn't, he'd be lying, if it did grow he'd be telling the truth and thus it wouldn't have grown.
Now there's the paradox!
JebediahSpringfield,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:01,
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I'll see your paradox and raise youthree geese and a swan.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:04,
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HahahaI didn't think I'd have to spell out the fuck bit.. ;)
( XLVII .uk,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:19,
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I wonder where you got that idea from?-------------------------ยฌ
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:26,
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o_O Subliminal I didn't even realise I had seen that
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:39,
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Hahaha!Where's he going with that finger?
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:46,
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Monkey scrotum facelift man, as his dear old Ma used to call him.
(
Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:16,
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morning HowdyI'm in early, I'm on my own, and I'm listening to Rock Radio!
are you drawing something ace for today's thing?
(are you drawing something ace for today's thing?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:27,
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Rock! Yes!Pictures? Alas, no - I decided to quit posting new stuff after the Kong picture, last week.
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:34,
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Discovered Rock Radio after driving past Manchester last monthand now discovered the online version -woo!
Kong Picture?
(Kong Picture?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:40,
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Just a picture of King Kong for the "Aftermath" challenge.My Popular Page vs FP ratio was getting me down, so I decided to stop putting myself through it, and the Kong picture just happened to be the image I was working on when I made my decision.
The bitter irony was that I got a FP two hours later..
8D
(The bitter irony was that I got a FP two hours later..
8D
Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:47,
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Don't let that get you downmy ratio is even worse!!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:53,
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I'll just stick to comments & occasional reposts in existing threads.A much better bet for enjoying my time on b3ta.
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:03,
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That would be a shame if you stopped.You need more carrots in your posts..... magic donkey loves carrots!
;)
(;)
XLVII .uk,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:01,
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Carrots, you say? I may just sell this particular piece of info on eBay.
Cheers, XLVII.
(Cheers, XLVII.
Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:07,
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In all seriousness thoughDon't worry about it, just shop for yourself.
It's more fun that way.
(It's more fun that way.
XLVII .uk,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:18,
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ningI can't believe I have had to work for the last two hours and have not been on b3ta!
What is the world coming to?
(What is the world coming to?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:31,
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Hello(sorry I'm late)
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:28,
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The DM is trying to outdo itselfLast week, they ran an article saying red meat was now good for us. The next day they ran a piece saying it was bad for us. Today they went with these 2 pieces :
(
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:17,
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whoa, slow down mateif you're going to post a bunch of pics keep them in the one thread :)
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:23,
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I'm curious putting aside it's just a fucking photo, why would we need to click for bigger? Is that automatically added or something?
( Not Pineapple anymore,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:19,
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Yes
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:34,
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Quick - tell the internet!
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:45,
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Do you think Gaddafi will :
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:00,
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A friend of mine told me where he has run to in the pastand the president of that country flees out of fear.
He's just too powerfull/dangerous to get caught.
(He's just too powerfull/dangerous to get caught.
XLVII .uk,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:09,
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They've finally locked Bono up? excellent HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:39,
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"I am aware that, if this were perjury, I would have to resign a minute later.""I never understood where the satisfaction is when you're missing the pleasure of conquest"
I actually thought it was Liz & Phil.
EDIT: & she's too old.
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 6:25,
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I actually thought it was Liz & Phil.
EDIT: & she's too old.
WANKERWANKERWANKERWANKERWANKER....WANKERWANKERWANKERWANKERWANKERWANKERWANKER...
*haha! Posted before you made it into a triptych, Bravo!
(*haha! Posted before you made it into a triptych, Bravo!
Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 4:18,
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it comes to me naturally man (pun not intended)i just can't explain it
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 4:21,
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Need sleep now. CURSE YOU, b3ta Curse minecraft too. *sleepy grumbles*
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 4:23,
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He's sayingMWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH
(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 4:34,
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the libyan massive, fucking melon?bet that tastes like a watermelon with spunk in it
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 5:03,
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HAHAHAI know another monster that could give him a helpful hand ...
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 6:48,
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Nup.I use 'buntu so I'm going to heaven. Playing Frozen Bubble gets pretty fucking boring tho - don't think I can keep it up for 3 days!
;)
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 2:13,
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;)
If you save it as a .gifyou may be able to get it below 171 kb
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:41,
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2 colour .png4% the original size.
I'm fucking fabulous sometimes.
(I'm fucking fabulous sometimes.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:56,
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here, have a stick of gum PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:59,
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Not falling for that one again.Fucking "creamy centre" my arse.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 2:16,
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Have you tried chewing some gum?Edit: I just saw Pedro's comment. I guess you're pretty much sorted.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 2:22,
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Now I'm lonely and not in on the joke, great.It couldn't get any worse unless I was on fire.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 2:25,
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You'll have to wait about six weeks for that (also wishes he was in on the joke)
( RedHouse over yonder,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 2:37,
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there's nothing to be in on. It just seemed like the thing to sayI don't know how Mofaha arrived at such a similar suggestion. Just hivemind, I guess
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 2:41,
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Hahawell, perhaps I saw your comment before I posted mine.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 4:26,
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what a way to go PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:52,
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It was probably dehydration.Neither starvation or sleep deprivation kill after three days.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 2:29,
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An enormously bloated file fell on them mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 2:30,
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I'm thinking of writing a prog (in c or asm) called "die" in deference to "kill" where the user can choose their uid rather than a pid to kill. Maybe even - "not-so-nice".
Could even make it a cron job for when you're crawling to the kitchen after posting your latest att/def stats!
(,
Wed 23 Feb 2011, 6:40,
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Could even make it a cron job for when you're crawling to the kitchen after posting your latest att/def stats!
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