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# now serving...

"12oz latte with double-tall extra man-fat"

PS if this is NSFW I will link it
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:32, archived)
# reposting cunt!! :)
mwahahahaha *twiddles mustache*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:34, archived)
# argh! i haven't done my pearoaster pic yet either
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:36, archived)
# curses!
stabbed in the back agin ;)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:56, archived)
# you are truly a diabolical man
and I can infer this based solely on your implied style of facial hair and the way you most likely grease it just so
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Haha ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Starbukkake Coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Uh, no cream, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Er, yeah.
Looks like graphic pr0n, so easy spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Starsucks?
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# NING B3TA!
Today is the Birthday of George Takie and Carmen Electra so Carmen has lent him her top.


To see what Carmen looks like without her top (NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:55, archived)
# Argh! It's Takei!
Ooh, it's Takei
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:56, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:08, archived)
# that doesn't look like carmen electra
THIS is carmen electra
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
# I bet that beard is real soft
and cuddly...
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:00, archived)
# like a baby seal
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:10, archived)
# :)
* I like a women with a beard - gives me something to grab hold of!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:01, archived)
# you're talking zz top type beard!
i haven't gotten around to that one yet, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:09, archived)
# It matches her eyebrows.
Her hand is kind of scary in that pic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:07, archived)
# someone out of shot, giving her a deadly palm strike?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# It is also Hitlers and Nicholas Lyndhursts birthdays today..
I have to go to work now, so have an unshoped link of Nicholas dressed as Hitler (sort of).
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:00, archived)
# would've preffered an unshopped nekkid carmen electra
not that i don't appreciate the effort, of course
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:02, archived)
# I couldn't possibly condone that

nsfw & Yes, she does appear to have a front garden shaped like a rabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:07, archived)
# god bless ya!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:10, archived)
# you sir are a saint
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:14, archived)
# As it is Mrs Chumpers'.
Sorry chaps, no nekkid pics of her, I'm sure you'll understand.
Have one of Hitler having his birthday bath.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:01, archived)
# We demand naked pics of the birthday girl!
Happy Birthday Mrs Chumpers
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Thanks Wobbly, I'll pass on your felicitations
when we have fun with my own little "wobbly bloke" tonight :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:33, archived)
# That's nice

* She has often told me that she thinks of me while having fun with your Wobbly Bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:37, archived)
# What????? Her too?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

* I'm not gay or owt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Top 'shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:29, archived)
# It suits him
and it would probably be a distracting advantage in a swordfight.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Good ol' George
He was very good in that Roast of William Shatner on the television.

PS can any b3ta mods or elders pronounce on whether this is NSFW or not?
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55730/1303283438/toomuchcoffee.jpg

Ta.

*edit: cheers chaps and chapesses
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:18, archived)
# I'd say SFW
and there are elders now?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:20, archived)
# I'd say SFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:29, archived)
# looks ok to me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Oh my!....hellooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:28, archived)
# I see both tee and taas
it appears everything is in order here
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Good night Elisabeth Sladen
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 6:50, archived)
# i bet it's a pain in the arse to sort your road tax
when you're a time traveller
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:29, archived)
# He's got millennia of compound interest to collect though
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:30, archived)
# *bows head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:30, archived)
# my daughter and her friend were quite upset by this
and I mean your picture, not the news, YOU BAD BAD MAN! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:06, archived)
# But I only mixed my two favorite artz styles...
This was not meant to offend and I'm am sorry if some of you feel it is in bad taste. It was not meant to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)
# oh
I was utterly joking!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:36, archived)
# I was truly saddened by this news
Lis Sladen was probably my first TV crush - the only woman who could make culottes look good.

Safe travels, Sarah Jane Smith
*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:13, archived)
# didn't you watch Buck Rogers??
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:57, archived)
# :'(
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Inspired by one I saw on Fark, done a TOAP


Damn these allergies...
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
# ouch
that unexpectedly made me choke up. dammit.
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# This has probably been done

and I've probably seen it and forgotten.
If so, think of this as a homage.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 5:11, archived)
# In fact it's nagging at me
I think I may even have commented on it. No idea how to search for it though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 5:15, archived)
# Tineye is no help
Apparently there's only 16 results which I find a bit hard to believe

www.tineye.com/search/c1eb7ca17b7fc9ade850cd4954f6ca8e26bde51e/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 6:07, archived)
# It does seem odd that there are so few
but in searching google images, I couldn't seem to find the source of this at all. Perhaps I didn't look long enough, but it wasn't in the first 5 or so pages.

In fact all of the tineye results are from b3ta or b3ta mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 6:09, archived)
# For a source
there's always the b3ta toolkit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 6:25, archived)
# Yeah, that's probably where I got mine originally.
I've accumulated most of them over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:00, archived)
# surprisingly, i'm not sure if it has, ya know
i did another one of these today.
it was a bit harder to do and it's not nearly as good (i fucked it up and i don't have it in me to sort it out).
anyway

it's a wee bit over size too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 6:41, archived)
# Cool! It moves a bit fast is all.
About the quo: Possibly it hasn't been done, and it's one of those that seems obvious when you think of it.
But yeah, I still half-think I've seen a version.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 6:52, archived)
# yeah, probably
the one i uploaded last night was lightening quick. it seems to play a lot faster on here than it does on my pc. i think maybe slowing down a couple of the later frames should sort that
There should've been a bit more walking before the trap went off too, but i can't be arsed with this one now.
the quo looks perfect, though now that i look at it again, i think it may have been done
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:01, archived)
# Oh well

I'm pretty sure I haven't seen this one before.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:16, archived)
# hahaha haha
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:27, archived)
# Or this one.
possibly NSFW due to partial nudity and mild peril
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:50, archived)
# ARGH!! kill it!


the term "mild peril" always makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:01, archived)
# snap
i think of mild peril as the cinematic equivalent of someone pushing and grabbing you at a road side and shouting "Saved you life!"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)
# ^ this, except, i've seen this kind of tomfoolery end in tragedy
i tend to think of people running with scissors ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# nice!
it'll be given a cock and balls before you know it too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:27, archived)
# Fantastic
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Hahahaha...
This fits way to well
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:27, archived)
# A worthy addition to the growing gallery.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:39, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:02, archived)
# brilliant production values
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:45, archived)
# i shall take that as a compliment
and not as a slight on me not being arsed to fix it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:23, archived)
# If it has, I haven't seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# b3ta perfection
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# can't sleep. must get this out

click for big
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 2:03, archived)
# don't you mean...


Sorry for the shittiness.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 3:31, archived)
# Hahaha
"All work and no joke makes Audi a dull car"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 3:34, archived)
# All work and no axe makes Jack
something, I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 3:42, archived)
# is jack having a joke?
haha nicely
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 3:35, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 3:46, archived)
# was that meant to be this?

i hope this isn't bad form
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 6:56, archived)
# took me aaaaaaaages to see what had changed
so just goes to show how much you can get away with with this reality game.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:44, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Goodbye Sarah Jane - Say hello to the Brig for us all
(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:53, archived)
# *clicks*
This has saddened me greatly - may she travel forever in space and time.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:57, archived)
# I get my news from b3ta
/autocomplete

RIP Sarah Jane :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 2:03, archived)
# For once, I read the BBC news first
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 6:23, archived)
# a b3ta-breaker for me too
also, looked at the beeb site. there's a news panel bout it on the front page.
i've definitely been reading too much b3ta, cos I thought the 'NEW' link said 'NSFW'
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:35, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 2:27, archived)
# It should have been Catherine Tate.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 5:33, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 5:58, archived)
# Been doodling again

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:26, archived)
# "What time is it Stock Clock?"
"It's ten minutes past ten o'clock!"

Haha actually that probably doesn't make a lot of sense... to explain: most stock images of clocks, the time is set to 10:10 for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:47, archived)
# To reinforce the memory of the proper hand placement on the steering wheel
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:54, archived)
# and I thought it was only for pics but
i ordered a clock for my son's room last week. it actually arrived with the hands like that, the second hand was even pointing to 6

/boring stories blog
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Is StockClock having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 2:19, archived)
# apparently it's the "happiest" place for the hands
any other position and it'll make you feel a bit sad
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:03, archived)
# nice, i like that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 2:07, archived)
# doodling?
you drew that? ;)

that's lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 3:14, archived)
[challenge entry] A thought occurs to me
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:09, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:41, archived)
# "First nearest the post"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:49, archived)
# hahaha
:D pedant
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 3:14, archived)
# This makes perfect sense
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Well illustrated
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Just call me Mister Infographic
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Are you sure?
Mr Infographic is a bit shit. I'd stick with flatfrog, it's much better
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)
# err
I don't get it. He's still beating those other losers. 34% of the country didn't vote last time anyway.
(Boss Killer, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:12, archived)
# is Ari having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
# hahaha :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:16, archived)
# GENUINE LOL :D :D
You maniacs! You kept posting it! Ah, damn you etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# some of us have jobs
and aren't lying there on the beach 24hrs a day in between ape-ish wank-a-thons
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# i'm unemployed
and live half a mile from the beach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
# hmmm
do you need a butler?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:31, archived)
# why yes, yes i do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:36, archived)
# yay! I'll pack my...
wait! in what way will I be compensated
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Anything less than an ape-ish wank-a-thon would be a disappointment to kip81.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:32, archived)
# my knuckles are nowhere near hairy enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Mine are.
*wanks like a grinning Jap*
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)
# My knuckles are nowhere near the floor enough.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:08, archived)
# oh yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:27, archived)
# it's funny cause it's you


in-jokes will never be front-paged
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
# :)
All bandwagons are shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:57, archived)
# with the possible exception of the
...Darth Vader -- 'I find your lack of [something_rhyming_with_faith] disturbing' bandwagon a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:58, archived)
# The demographics for that ad are surfers and sea lions.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:50, archived)
# ...and starfish
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:41, archived)
# :(
Any resemblance to starfish was lost long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:50, archived)
# it's gone supernova
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:51, archived)
# A black ho...wait, it's a car ad.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Outstanding
Is heston having a joke
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:08, archived)
# DAMN YOOOUUU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:09, archived)
# Hahaha
You'd think he'd be happy though, at least he could get a car and not have to prance about on a shitty pony
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:44, archived)
# I must admit that my own reaction on seeing the poster was very similar!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:14, archived)
# :D
in-jokes will never be front-paged?
(herman:D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:47, archived)
# You
beat me to it...
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
#
I got the reference but it took me ages (literally minutes) to find the Audi ad. Hopefully now I've updated wikipedia it should be easier for others to track down.
(strongp, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:29, archived)
# wtfaybob
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:47, archived)
# WTF!
(Testicles just for you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:41, archived)
# this sums up all of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Cocks + Kittens = b3astiality
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Who will win?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)
# ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)
# FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
I like your thinking!
(Testicles just for you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:09, archived)
# i can say with absolute certainty
that watching a curious kitten swat a sleeping bloke's uncovered todger is one of the funniest things you'll ever see
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:13, archived)
# i'd rather look at this
than the film i buggered off to watch more than half an hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:09, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Hahaha! That's what I was waiting for when I saw the first pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:38, archived)
# whiskas kitten milk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:57, archived)
# That'be funny
If I didn't have the scratches.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:07, archived)
# First image post; please don't grill me...


Click for bigger (389 kb)
Apologies if it really isn't that funny. Yes, I did knock it together on Paint, hence the lack of quality.

[Edit.]

Maybe it could do with fewer "Wham!" references.
(I helped save b3ta! Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)
# *grills*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)
# *bears*

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I'm so horny I could probably crack one off to that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:33, archived)
# badum tchhhh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:33, archived)
# I can't stop watching...
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Seek help
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:13, archived)
# *spitroasts*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
# "airyplane" got a lol from me :)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)
# ^this
ooooo, shit film about a shark on syfy, i'm off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:22, archived)
# dammit - my cable box is broken so no Syfy for me
I love their terrible "Mega Shark Volcano Apocalypse" type movies
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Nice
I like the fact that, when George Michael crashes into something, it goes "WHAM!!!"

And welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:30, archived)
# This also appealed to me
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:31, archived)
# George Michael looks like he's wearing George Foreman's face
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)
# ON THE END OF HIS COCK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Sorry If it's been done.....


Click for bigger (272 kb)



(Floppydonkey, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Kanye feel it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)
# OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)
#
b3ta.com/search/board?q=OH+FOR+FUCK%27S+SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)
# a most satisfying response
NSFW, if that wasn't expectable
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:59, archived)
# This is all I do it for really to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:16, archived)
# CUNTING HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)
# well you got a giggle from me
I do like the old dad jokes. Ridiculous wit is the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)
# honky hands
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)
# All the better to wobble your board with
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha! Fuck, yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:29, archived)
# kanye what?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I've always thought his name sounded like a question in old english
Can ye west? Nay, but can thou---- IMMA LET YOU FINISH
(waofy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:32, archived)
# The best dromedary of all time
OF ALL TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 2:02, archived)
# someone left this toap here..


Click for bigger (64 kb)
doesn't look good for the royal wedding...
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Lolondon
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Cowboy Pope Route is all clear.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)
# THE TFL
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)
# THE KLF
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)
# sorry to TJ but Lis Sladen has died
This is terrible news. Am very sad. So lovely, she was, part of my childhood!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13137674

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:15, archived)
# bloody hell, wasn't expecting that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:16, archived)
# she was only 63.
Not much news about how etc yet.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)
# my nan was only sixty.
and i didn't know her either
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)
# either she was very ill and hiding it
or it was something sudden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# maybe she went off travelling to the other side of the universe
and isn't dead at all.
Hark at a 1000 dr who fans' hearts breaking..... :(
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)
# they'll probably dedicate saturday's new episode to her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:28, archived)
#
that would be nice.....and dont forget the Brigadier too
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:11, archived)
# yep
someone else just mentioned him on facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)
# The big C apparently
Bastard disease
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)
# isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
# I ever bump into the guy that invented it I'm going to spit in his eye
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# It was mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:41, archived)
# give him a toe in the spuds from me, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)
# My Mum died of it at exactly the same age just a couple of weeks ago.
Bloody celebrities stealing my grieving process.

My kids will probably be more sad about losing Sarah Jane than they were about their bloody granny.

Genuinely sad about this, though
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Sorry to hear that. My dad made it to 64
It's really young these days - my dad could have easily done another 30 years.

Bastard cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# In fairness my mum did smoke like a fucking chimney
And on a completely unrelated note, some friends of ours had a chimney that had some old bees' nests in it so when they lit it, they got honey dripping down the back. Nearly killed the chimney sweep.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# that sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Ha - I just checked, and it turns out the obituary I sent to the Guardian got published today
www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2011/apr/19/hannah-kodicek-obituary
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)
# aaaww, that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)
# *HUUUUUUUUGE hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# So sorry to hear that, fella.
My mother lost both of her parents to it. A horrible experience for all concerned, I just pray that with advancements in medicine this will all soon become a thing of the past :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Thanks, all
Much appreciated. Not wanting to piss on Sarah Jane's chips, though.

Mmm. Chips. With piss.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)
# sorry to hear that dude :(
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)
# nobody expects the spanish inquisition.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:27, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:28, archived)
# :)
Sad news though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Ahahahafuck
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Fuck
I used to fancy her like mad when I were a nipper. And that Sarah-Jane spin-off is one of my little niece's favourites. Very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)
# yeah I loved that too
watched it with my son but thought is was great fun.
Kinda nice that they did that one Dr Who episode where all the Sarah Jane lot, the Torchwood lot and the Dr who lot all got together. Bet that was fun to film.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Sad news indeed
and a bit before time. RIP
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)
# She looked bloody good on her 63 years
Very very sad, and these days 63 is nothing :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)
# :(
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Oh God
First Nicholas Courtney, now Elisabeth Sladen. This year is turning into an annus horribilis for Doctor Who fans...
(User #86772, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# 63? Good lord...
RIP Lis
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:31, archived)
# I didn't even know she was ill.
Genuinely gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
# She was 63?
Some women don't look as good as her 63 at their 33.

More importantly, she seemed a damn fine person in general and a talented actress who wasn't ashamed to embrace her identification the Dr. Who.

I hope her family does well.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)
# No it don't :D

(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:35, archived)
# 0.0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# o.O
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:18, archived)
# shit in heaven
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:00, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)
# he's the image of his dad.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)
# my eyes burn with red
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:53, archived)
# THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
# are you trying to imply something unsavoury
about the little ginger scrote?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)
# no, no, no, no, no, no, yes!
he's a rrassist
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:16, archived)
# looks more like harry the potter there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Waiting to use the throne . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# like with many old people
they can't get his nan off the throne
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)
# When suction really sucks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Well, at that age, your 'movements' aren't quite as forthcoming as they once were :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)
# i wish i didn't know
about the Groom of the Stool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)
# *googles*
Fucking hell!
Also ... how do you know of this? O_O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:15, archived)
# i wish i knew
my mind is an incredible sponge, sucking up the most random and bizarre bits of trivia it can find.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:20, archived)
# QI, couple of years back
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)
# ah, thanks
at least i know where i heard it now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:24, archived)
# but she's on there


Click for bigger (88 kb)
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:18, archived)
# it's an improvement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:23, archived)
# ^ Noah's wife?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)
# So she got her teeth fixed then?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] You may never get the party you want


*with thank to monkeon
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)
# *votes for horses*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:36, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:36, archived)
# i love horses
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)
# link?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)
# I'm disappointing.
Perfect politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:15, archived)
# to do what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Nah, they'd only spoil their ballots
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)
# *waits for "votes for horses" campaigner to throw itself under the sprinters at the 2012 olympics 100 metre final*
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:10, archived)
# i cant participate in that
ill be visiting my mom that weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:13, archived)
# This
but fucking your mum ;D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
# We all visit his mum at weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:20, archived)
# i don't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Nor do I
Unless he is actually my long lost brother
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# i think it's a man thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)
# if you had a penis you would also want to put it in anything that moves
and a few things that don't move
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# But my hand definitely moves.
At a variety of speeds, depending on the circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)
# hand? pfff! fucking amateur!
battery power is where it's at
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)
# But I don't have the requisite ladyparts for a battery-powered 'aid' ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)
# the prostate.
can it be milked? why yes, yes it can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Someone
will google that tonight and then have to explain it to their wife when they are inevitably walked in on.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# i do hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)
# The insult doesn't work with dads.
Only mums and sisters.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)
# you've clearly never seen my mum and sisters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Twice on bank holidays
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)
# It's a Friday, anyway, not a weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Ohh, an event years in the making!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:14, archived)
#
How will you mock the royal wedding? How will you mock the royal wedding? How will you mock the royal wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1171430
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)
# i'll lend a hand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:18, archived)
# your mouth better at it ;D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)
# you sure about that?
they don't call me tombstone teeth for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# We have ten days to save up.
And we simply must dontate the used tissues to charity.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Undressed to thrill !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
#
How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# I KNOW SOMEONE CALLED MARK THAT WILL BE PAINTED ROYAL BLUE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# With Skid Marks !
========================☻☺
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# There was a young lady called Kate,
Next Friday she'll marry the state.
'Twas decided by us
that we'll celebrate thus:
With a 24 hour masturbate
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Ha Ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# fuck celebrating for a new princess
it's my gay mate's birthday, we'll be having a party for an old queen instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)
# can i bring my dog
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)
# He should come everywhere!
and with that face it looks like he is!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# ive not really got anything against the royals but i'm fucked if i'm going to sit indoors on a nice day watching a wedding on telly.
Ive got 5 real weddings this year, i'm sick of the fucking things.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10389708
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)
# thank you kip81
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)
# He was an angry young man
full of spunk, as they say.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)
# I hope he shows up for the wank-a-thon.
After all... it was his idea.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Beans AND spunk, I think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)
# beans and spunk are quite similar
i can't stomach either of them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Couldn't resist . . .
www.b3ta.com/board/10390901
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)
# oh shit...game over
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)
# It's not the winning
it's the taking part
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Well put !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Do the swedes use AV?


Click for bigger (57 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:20, archived)
# O. I. C. U. 8. 1. 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:53, archived)
# O. I. C. U. 8. 1. 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I. C. U. 8. 1. 1. 8. 1. 1. 8. 2.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:57, archived)
# O. I. 8. 1. 4. U. 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:00, archived)
# S V F M touchers.
Also I didn't vote to vote on AV. Where was the referendum on that then?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:58, archived)
# it's on May 5th
along with the local elections.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Voodoo


More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)
#
spotibot.com/img_cache/originals/3FKhxgSZdtJBIjdHsjbxI0.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Whoops
Not sure what happened there.
(dredgeups, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)
#

more at www.bumhol.es (NSFW don't click)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)
# you behave
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha
I like your drawings
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Yeah but . . . who does the stork ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:38, archived)
# if i was his mother
i wouldn't shag his dad, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Not even with his sweet stache?
(dredgeups, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:40, archived)
# nope
his eyes are far too angry and i dislike his needle nose.
only in an aesthetic sense, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:42, archived)
# To be fair
His eyes are angry because he just found out he's a cuckold.
(dredgeups, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:14, archived)
# I bloomin' well loves this.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)
# 137 Frames in 137 Frames
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Frames4as
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Framed . . . again and again and . . . again and again and . . . again and again and . . .
again and again and . . . again and again and . . . again and again and . . . again and again and . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:15, archived)
# and again
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)
# mmmmm, concentric....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Sized up and down . . . up and down . . . up and down . . . up and down . . .
up and down . . . up and down . . . up and down . . . up and down . . . up and down . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)
# pack it in, you're giving me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)
# pack it in . . . pack it in . . . pack it in . . . pack it in . . . pack it in . . . pack it in . . . pack it in . . .
pack it in . . . pack it in . . . pack it in . . . pack it in . . . pack it in . . . pack it in . . . pack it in . . . pack it in . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:21, archived)
# fudge pack it in?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:24, archived)
# That's right . . . FUDGE !
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:36, archived)
# not exactly what i was thinking
but if it makes you happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:38, archived)
# FUDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:50, archived)
# You said FUDGE !
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:53, archived)
# can someone show me Fudge's source?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Check your box --->
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)
# and me pls:D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:26, archived)
# See if your box works ---^
Found it :

0.tqn.com/d/psp/1/0/f/K/-/-/dhfhead04.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:37, archived)
# it works thanks:D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:16, archived)
# That . . . cakes the take !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)
# *yikes*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Calling the kettle pot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
# YES YES YES YES MORE FUDGE NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:07, archived)
# horn?
img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10/hornfaceWN_450x350.jpg
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:21, archived)
# well
that's done the work of a liquid nitrogen shower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I like this one:D
bored-night.com/pics/Pensioner%20Horn/pensioner-horn_001.jpg
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:26, archived)
# i'm more disturbed by the teeth than the fleshy head dobber
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:30, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)
# I was amazed at how small the file size came out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)
# That all depends on your perspective...
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Right . . . inside looking in . . . or outside looking out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Inside out looking outside in
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Sideways
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Things are looking up!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Yes . . . yes they are !
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)
# tasty
www.b3ta.com/links/Morphine_Early_to_bed
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:41, archived)
# WOW . . . Don't want to miss out on the night life !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:47, archived)
# You've Been Framed
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)
# I wasn't even there when I did it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Can it be tiled?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:19, archived)
# If you've got enough grout !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:20, archived)
# FRAME ON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Always a good time to go a few frames !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)
# I like this :D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Have a few frames on the house !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Hang em on the wall!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Good idea . . . better use up all of my nails before Good Friday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Save a couple.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Whoosh and Shoosh . . . better start chewing now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:22, archived)
# WooOOOOooh, lovely linejapes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Fine time lines are lines fine timed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:59, archived)
# 0_o



(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Oh yes now . . . now I have tunnel in my vision ||||||||||||||||||`=`|||||||||||||||||||
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:21, archived)
# it came out wrong, i'll try and mak a goode one when i gets tyme
Altres
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Worx purdy nifty in my Safari bowser !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Schweet Changist !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)
# You need to think outside of the frame.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:13, archived)
# The frame outhinks me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)
# You should be hung...
...on a wall.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Wooo
most excellent!
(jansenmann woo hoo, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:30, archived)
# It takes time . . . kind of like sewing xxxxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)
# The result of a good lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)
# 'shrooms for lunch then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Just Amstel!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Ahhhh he's soooooo cute!
2

EDIT: -1 WTF
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)
# What are the numbers for in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Beer time!
Cheers!

*quaffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Cheersh!
*raises glass in general direction* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Oh I see
This is a thing for people who finish work at 5
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:47, archived)
#
+11

He's probably too drunk to type an answer by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)
# I certainly am
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:15, archived)
# HURRAH! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Now installed in the pub garden
with a pint of guinness.

Edit: Second pint
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:37, archived)
# It's a good day for it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:39, archived)
# buy me a pint please :D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:44, archived)
# No problem.
Can you give me a lift home though? Im on number three!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Careful now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
# best not :D
cdn5.wn.com/vp/i/d1/805fe772b9ce52.jpg
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)
# get the bus:D
i've had two cans
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Good idea.
But i have to go to the off licence on the way home!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# get the offlicencebus
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:07, archived)
# You're my hero! *simpers* :)
Edit: Actually its a bit warm for Guinness. I'll tip back something refreshing in the very near future though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Nice to see someone living up to their username :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# I try to
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)
# :D

(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wobble, wobble, wobble!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha! Fucking hell! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)

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