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# evenin'
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:26, archived)
# heheheh
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Of course he's happy,
He's probably just fucked up a pigeon.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:28, archived)
# pigeon fuck
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
# ew
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:41, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# I annoy my kids by singing
"If you live/In Pigeon Street/Here are the pigeons you could eat"

They love old cartoons far more than modern ones. They're heavily into Button Moon, Trap Door and Bagpuss.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Just imagine never having seen The Clangers.
And then seeing it.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Not a bad idea!
I'll try them on that tonight.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Trapdoor is the greatest thing ever
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 0:09, archived)
# :D
Next: The pere-grinding falcon. Sexy times!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Katyperrygrine Falcon?
I kissed a Gyr and I liked it?


(de-ris: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyrfalcon)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Hehe
She didn't like it. It was a rape.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)
# A pair o' gurning falcons?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 4:39, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# FAT WINS
but sersiously stop posting in this compo it's not cool
www.b3ta.com/board/10402877
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Ahaha!
Also, how the hell did I move up to 'second-biggest timewaster' on b3ta stats? I'm supposed to have been writing a proposal all week...
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:23, archived)
# yeah i saw that
fat cunts

EDIT: but really, there's always a bunch of people who moan at every compo, fat cunts.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Just one more day to go...
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Hehehe
DTH?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha!
That fulfils the criterea of the image challenge to the letter.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)
# There's an image challenge? Are we not still on fatties?

/edit: yep, we're still on fatties.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:23, archived)
# And of the next one, no doubt.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Hahahaha Fuck:D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:27, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
# hahahaha
the eyebrows
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Anne Frank's Diarrohea
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)
# oof!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)
# oof indeed
heh b3ta has gone all soft recently in all fairness.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)
# they should cut down on all the cream cakes and ice cream
wouldn't be so touchy either then.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:58, archived)
# But cream cakes make my life complete
and tonight I will be crying on my giant fat person pillow
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:01, archived)
#
pillow manboobs
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
is that directed at me? :S
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Go near my cream cakes
andd I'll snap your arms off, shove them up your arse, reconnect the nerves and break your legs, so you have to waddle along on your hands while they're sticking out of your arse.
Seriously, don't touch my cakes.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Ooh, that's a bit harsh.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
# B3ta Soft
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:23, archived)
# I really enjoyed her diary.
What else did she write?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:00, archived)
# "My Shit Life So Far."
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:04, archived)
# World War Number Two
synopsis: it was shit
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Not if you were a butcher, apparently.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)
# FUCKING LOVELY MEAT
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:08, archived)
# I think she wrote the screenplay for The Producers
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:07, archived)
# For ages
i've wanted to do a series called Anne's frank diary. But I'm sure it has bindun, i can't get the apostrophies right and i know i'd misspell diary and have to draw cows. I can't draw cows.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:05, archived)
# We want you to draw cows with ears....!!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:08, archived)
# It does sound like it must have been done before
But you've still got to do it.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:08, archived)
# dairy?
With very honest cows?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:11, archived)
# GET OFF MY TEATS HIMMLER
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Eva couldn't produce a single drop more.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Frankly dear, I don't give a moo
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:18, archived)
# There is comedy
value to be had in so many ways; Hence I'll leave it to an expert.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Anne's Frank diary is the second book most readed on the world, after the Holy Bible."
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 4:46, archived)
# attic jew poo
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 6:55, archived)
# Sony may have given up to 70m credit card numbers to hackers
The largest loss of customer data in history.


(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:41, archived)
# shocking
in other news anyone want to buy a dodgy credit card


please note I do not actually have dodgy cards
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Can I have one of your undodgy credit cards then please
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:53, archived)
# sure
if you promise to pay off the debt on it
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Let's play top trumps with our credit cards.
Mine expires in 2015.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:55, archived)
# BAH
2013
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Hand it over Paulo.
Got any other cards? Highest PIN wins.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:58, archived)
# HAHA I got this one my pin is 9879
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I'm ok
I don't have a Sony credit card.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:44, archived)
# hahahahahahah "given"?
like shop assistants give stuff to shoplifters you mean?
and rape victims are asking for it?

Hacking cunts, bunch of fucking shits.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:44, archived)
# ^ this
well said sir
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I'm obviously talking nonsense
those nice hackers wouldn't do anything naughty with the codes they got hold of, oh no, piracy and data theft were never the intention.

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)
# you need to be using the new sarcasm font
it looks just like this

(not about the cunts bit - they are cunts)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:50, archived)
# i didn't see anyone disagree with your post?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Meant to give a guy a cup of tea, accidentally gave him 70 million credit card numbers.
Whoops.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)
# organised crime
scary stuff, wonder how much planning they did, or how many people it took?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:56, archived)
# it was just some kid wanting to play Global Thermonuclear War
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Oh, this^
Computer hacker's are the scum of the earth; sad how a lot of it is seen as justified and clever in the name of geekdom for nothing more than geekdom's sake, even when shit like this happens
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:58, archived)
# I'm sure it all comes under
Anonymous' freedom of information justification.
Strange how they don't give their names, addresses and passwords out though
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
# 70 million people with quite a lot of stress on their doorsteps tonight
hacking is obviously cool and fun; perhaps the sacred preserve of complete cunts, as you say
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:05, archived)
# this reminds me of Julian Assange being all butthurt about people finding out his private affairs and others publishing stuff on him.
similar happening to proper hackers seems unlikely due to their levels of expertise... in my inexpert opinion.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:07, archived)
# And Andrew Marr's antics too.
Humans, eh?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:08, archived)
# irony is frequently misunderstood
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:12, archived)
# I read this as one of Cher's past loves
as per normal I am missing something..
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:51, archived)
# The sad thing is, people will probably still go back to them
This is the company that silently installed rootkits on customers' PCs without their knowledge, simply when they played a music CD.
And when it was discovered that the rootkit was not only phoning home to Sony, but also leaving PCs wide open to malware attacks, their "removal" tool just proceeded to make things worse.

People worry about Google, Facebook etc. being big and evil. But Sony are big, evil and incompetent.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:57, archived)
# That's a corporate mindset for you.
I just wonder how this will be resolved... if it ever gets resolved.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 0:27, archived)
# I'll post this as it's quiet....
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Might as well stick this in as well......
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I made this photoshop in the pub while helping my little brother run the quiz
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)
# NASA will be thirsting for your blood
you are aware of this?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Sounds about right
Goverment agency after me bodily fluids?

Must be a day with a Y at the end.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)
# He hasn't left enough room for their rockets to blast into orbit
Scientists are obsessed with image as well, how dare you depict one of them visually
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:23, archived)
# you made photoshop while in the pub?
wow ;)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:25, archived)
# While co-running the quiz!
I'm fairly impressed.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Silly entry .
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:56, archived)
# No afterlife virgins for you!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)
# they probably
all look like this anyway
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:59, archived)
# nice
you should consider a career in editorial cartooning
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Well done.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# that's a spanging
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)
# two hot potatoes for the price of one
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# I read in The Metro that Wikileaks have leaked
that Al Qaeda have hidden an atom bomb somewhere in Europe and will detonate it should Osama Bin Laden be ever caught or killed.

Have you checked your bread bin lately?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)
# wtf
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Yeah 100% fact - well the article is fact duuno about the bomb though
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Now this mentions nuclear weaponry, AND dirty bombs.
Dirty bombs aren't usually destructive, more disruptive.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# wasn't he in dire need of dialysis
like, years ago

like

before he died

oh..er .. oops.. no no he's alive.. alive.. alive.. nothing to see here. move along, look a bird
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)
# haha
what if he killed himself? that's not fair
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:07, archived)
# what I like is.
[POST DELETED DUE TO BEING A CATNIPPPP MAGNET]

*adjusts tinfoil*

come back catnippp, you were fun :D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Yeah I miss David Dees' favourite fanboy
or is it David Dees himself? *dun dun duuuuunnnnn*
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:10, archived)
# though to be honest, everything is a conspiracy
for example, I may conspire to get another ham sandwich.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Opposing light sources on that sandwich!
and I don't subscribe to the Magic Butter theory either... is that sandwich wrapped in Tin Foil?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)
# the thing is, he's like the al quaeda queen bee
once you kill him, the whole islamic insurgency will just wither away like a dead flower. oh yes. s'true.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# all that I can say is
FUNNY THAT, INNIT

:)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)
# They would just reinvent him in a series of poorly shot videos
errr... yeah... well...
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:12, archived)
# with a different guy wearing a different item of us marines clothing each time
er

I think I need to photoshop some msg on a tank now.

edit Wait a minute, I think something just flashed by my eyes there!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Haven't checked the bread bin but I suspect there is one in the bathroom where I work.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# here's Osama's blog
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)
# bread bin?
what 1960's utopia do you live in?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)
# The good one where we all live happily ever after while singing kumbaya
in a Brady Bunch kind of way - wait I see someone coming with our poison now, time to ascend to meet our maker who's doing a fly-by on a comet.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)
# i don't blame you
i tried reality once, it was horrific.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Drugs are Underrated
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)
# yes they are
except the ones that make you walk sideways for 3 hours.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha
they crack me up.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:16, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I'm OUTRAGED!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# taking the piss out of fat people is the same as taking the piss out of their race, gender, religion etc
but both at the same time could cause a tear in the humourless space-time continuum. I hope you are ready for the end of the universe.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Taking the fat out of fat people
would be much more helpful
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Actually I had considered letting the right one talk like a pirate
Then add a third frame with the dialogue going something like this:
"Bob, stop talking like a pirate! You are ruining the pun."
"Sorry, Bob".

I doing so, I would have taken the piss on pirates and people named Bob as well. It would also have removed the last trace of sanity from the cartoon, so I resisted the temptation ..

Besides, it would surely have imploded not only this universe but also several adjacent universes. Can't let that happen.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Well fucking done
now the fattys and the terrorists will be trying to bomb b3ta
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:28, archived)
# They need fans
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Looks a bit like Beavis on the far left.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:53, archived)
# i thought for a minute
that the middle row had snake draught excluders around their shoulders
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# have this while you're here
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)
# she looks sturdy
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Thank you
she appears to be melting
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# it's a failed experiment
but in a reasonably not shit way
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)
# How did you draw this?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:53, archived)
# lots of vector shapes in Freehand
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:54, archived)
# It's nice. Thanks for sharing.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# aw, cheers!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)
# *inserts obligatory "compo it now" comment*
Well above said she looked sturdy!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Nice.....
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:16, archived)
# dictators in history part 4: Paul Pot
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Nice!!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)
# fortunately for me
there are still plenty of dictators to choose from :)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Pol Pot is smiling down on you.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# i'm pleased by this
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)
# haha
Link me up with the others
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# i can't, the thingy won't let me
but they are A Doll Hitler, Musselini and i can't remember the first one.
EDIT: Mousey Tongue
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Mousey Tongue hahahahahHAHAHAHahhahahahahaah :D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# google mousey tongue
it's halfway down page 2
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Now do Ghengis Can (unless he was in parts 1-3}
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Sad Ham Hussein?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:54, archived)
# he's for next week
i'm planning a different one for tomorrow
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Pol Pot, involved in the racial subjugation of millions of Kettles
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# such kitchen carnage shall never be forgotten
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hold on... who's that inside?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)
# actual factual real-life lol at this
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Have you been faking your lols all these years?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)
# no
but this was a full-on laugh, not just a giggle. there are some things i don't fake.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Haha.. just realised who it is in the pot....!!!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:36, archived)
# oof!
i did a 'mousey tongue' pic once. can't fucking find it now tho'
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)
# mine's on google search
second page, though.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)
# mine's not
i'm beginning to suspect that it was hosted on my old, dead hosting. for i can't find the fucking thing anywhere
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# sadtiems
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)
# well, i looked
but i couldn't find it
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Yes!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:54, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Hehe....... your Mousey Tongue is now on the first page of google.....!!!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:24, archived)
# :D You made me a pot to keep my pot in
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:30, archived)
# the more i fucked with this
the more it looked like Nicolas Cage.
Weird...
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:13, archived)
#
did it?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:14, archived)
# didn't it?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
# ELVIS?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)
# the pope
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Strangely enough the same thing happened to me a few weeks back....
Playing about with a picture of Borris Johnson, I ended up with Chris Tarrant!

(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I've had her.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:14, archived)
# KD Lang? - unlikely ;)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Nic Cage as Everyone
"Step away from the blue suede shoes, step away from the shoes!"

niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)
# fuuuuuuuck!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)
# A bit of incest. It does look like Cage who now imitates Elvis and even married his daughter! Well done.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:17, archived)
# ian brady during his brief phase as a rock fan
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:21, archived)
# now you say that...
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)
# he does look disturbingly like him
but that could just be me and my unhealthy interest in serial killers
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Uh-huh huh
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)
# you could say
*puts on sunglasses*
He's all shook up
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:07, archived)
# That'll teach you not to fuck with Cliff ;-)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:23, archived)
# oh dear
im troubled now because this looks like someone that walks down my road every morn..
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:29, archived)
# was going to do a pic for the comp but couldnt be arsed
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:55, archived)
# ris
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:00, archived)
#
ris - really impressive, sexy
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:14, archived)
# i'm not being a cunt, it's the standard reply when you don't understand a pic
don't take it to heart
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
#
I saw the comp as pointless so decided to do an equally shit pic
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Thanks for your input
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
#
thank you.. i don't aim to please
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)
# GrrrrrRRRrrrRRrrrr
Fists o' fury
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)
# it is a bit crap, but it's no more pointless than any other compo on here
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)
#
meh... each to their own i suppose
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Fat Arse....Headed comp chooser......
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)
# horse d'ouvres, anyone?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Volvo vents?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:56, archived)
# no, i've just eaten too much garlic
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:57, archived)
# that's not jeremy
that's his idiot brother Russel.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:45, archived)
# that damn russel
always making jeremy look bad.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:48, archived)
# careful...
...isn't that a brand name?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:57, archived)
# jeremy lives
EDIT: if it was jeremy, there would be poo coming out him bum bum
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:49, archived)
# well that's one extra horse power
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:34, archived)
# sometimes it takes parenthood to see things differently

(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)
# well, that's disturbing
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:42, archived)
# thank you
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:49, archived)
# genius
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:06, archived)
# They call him the baby driver
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)
# haha! here, have this old thing
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 1:08, archived)
# I always saw that as well.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Apart from that . . . everything is fine !
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)
# i'd worry about that
if it was me
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Definitely should have it looked at !
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:19, archived)
# a work of art:D
Did you have a nice easter?http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/161687-happy-easter-arrsers.html
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Eye guess so . . . with slippers on . . .
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:39, archived)
# ohhh,
the last human on Doctor Who :)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Was largely computer-generated, although a physical prop was also used . . .
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Really?
I thought it was real. The next thing you'll be telling me is the TARDIS is fake.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:46, archived)
# loved the easter island reference on saturday's episode
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Jimmy the fish?
Still building those dams bless.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:53, archived)
# heheheh
was surprised to see w. morgan shepherd in it
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:54, archived)
# He seemed to suit the part well enough :)
His younger self currently unconscious in a warehouse somewhere. Did think the alien bunker looked like James Corden's house though.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:58, archived)
# it may have been!
last thing i saw shepherd in was elvira. cheesy as fuck, but i love it.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Elvira was a classic cable channel movie,
they even made a game for the Spectrum that did rather well lol
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:06, archived)
# i've still got a copy of it
knocking around on video somewhere. loved watching my dad's eyes pop out cartoon style when he got a look at her!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Oh dear lol
That's the last thing I'd like to associate with me dad is a mental image of him fwaping furiously over pics of goth pin-ups :p

Although it's a better hobby than making model air planes.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:11, archived)
# he's too old for that
and in over 40 years of marriage, he's never shown any real interest in any woman but my mum.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Real fake proof !
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:57, archived)
# there again....wonder whatever happened to this?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)
# That is a wonder . . .
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:14, archived)
# it's like michael jackson's morning ritual
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Stretch____________Shoot______________Stretch
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Face!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)
# The Face !
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:11, archived)
# i love it when a face comes together
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I'm sure I went out with her once
or is it Phil Oakey?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Phil Oakey in drag on and off ?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Best makeup kit on the market....!!!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Mae East?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:41, archived)
# {:-(
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)
# In case of emergency . . . BREAK ______ !
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)
# the scents of teenage desperation and furious wanking
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)
# 2nd shag ever was to this record.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)
# don't shag to pink floyd's run like hell
it's really rather weird
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Me too!!!! Was that last year?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Decades ago, possibly before you were born.
*reflects, slumps into depression*
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Nope. Showing my age but I saw them perform at CBGB's in New York. They were Great!!!!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Think I got crossed wires.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I didn't know she died till I read your post. I saw X-Ray Spex perform somewhere about 1978.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:02, archived)
# perhaps wormfree adolescents
I loved X-Ray Specs she will be missed.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:30, archived)
# i don't really have anything to add, so i'll just drop this here

edited his slightly beadle hand
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:36, archived)
# She looks sturdy
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:36, archived)
# b3ta cheer go all day long.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Wood
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:36, archived)
# She looks feisty.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Wood
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Mmmmm yes plskthx
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)
# That reminded me of Toni Basil
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:32, archived)
# you mean i lost all that weight for nothing?
someone get me a pie!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:33, archived)
# I swear I wasn't the only person studied in that survey...
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)
# they certainly didn't survey me
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Pies are bad mmmkayy?
Except the slightly hairy ones that is.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:36, archived)
# they're good for you
if they contain mushroom
/science FACT
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:37, archived)
# if the slightly hairy pies contain mushrooms, you've pulled a minger.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:40, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:41, archived)
# she said it was normal :/
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:48, archived)
# did she also say her ex was a fungi to be with?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
# *reprimands*
Bad Smash!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:58, archived)
# heheheh
couldn't resist!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)
# no, he wasn't
he didn't know the spore
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# argh!
that was bad, even for me. i'm off to bed
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)
# It'd have been obvious if her mimsy was full of toadstools
Because there wouldn't have been mushroom inside :D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Nope, slightly hairy pies are bad too.....
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Ahahahaha wonderful
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:15, archived)
# those pies certainly are suspicious
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Yay.....
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I wouldn't trust either pie an inch!
*eats pies*
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone had to do it....
I thought it might have been done already, but then it's far too crap and lacking in originality and wit to have already been done.

(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)
# I love it when someone REALLY sells their post
you know, primes you about how it's really good..... come on fella, buck yerself up, Back straight, chest out.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)
# I'm just trying to compensate for how genuinely ashamed I am for thinking of it...
I think Doug has a good angle on this: -

www.artistdirect.com/nad/window/media/page/listen/0,,8938353,00.html

Just replace 'ugly' with 'fat'. :-D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Oh no you didn't
We're not allowed to make fun of fatties here, you know.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Some fat people are rich.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)
# he doesn't need a girlfriend
he's already got a cracking pair of jubblies to play with
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Nice style
*
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Michael Jackson is looking well these days
;)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:12, archived)
# sexy
He's finally a fair-skinned lady...with a nice rack.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
More of this sort of thing
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D

(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:15, archived)
# And that, Officer is EXACTLY what happened.
...and what ever that lying cow says is utterly false.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Tjhis is a work of genius.
Let me see if I can pretend to know what's going on. The magenta pail represents the repressed sexual urges in man. The penis on a leash is an actual penis ona fucking leash!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:19, archived)
# no wonder penis wants a nice walk on the beach
he needs to get some sun, he's terribly pasty.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)
# The ghost penis walker.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Hahaha:DD
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:27, archived)
# This is awesome
*click click click*
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I heartily approve of this
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:19, archived)
# lol
Nigella Lawson
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:56, archived)
# hahaha
you're a legend
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Haha...
Poor penis... he just wanted to say hello, and share some suncream.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha :D
down boy!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is marvellous
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha..... ain't that just the way....
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:34, archived)
# I love this and request
MORE!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 3:30, archived)
# tell that
to the judge lol
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Hahahaha! Love it.
Correct use of 3 peryoubs per bollock.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Modern classic!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# One Man and his Cock
Awesome! More please!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# is he surprised
because he just got a glimpse of 'her' tackle?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:15, archived)
# o_O
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Well, I say!
This all appears to be in order.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I don't even know why I painted it in the first place.
TBH
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Well, I'm glad you did. :)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Hooowhaaaa! I'm afraid of heights!
Freaking epic!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:27, archived)
# you are a very talented man Atomic
meee looovee youu laahhng tiiime.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Ha ha! Thanks man!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:03, archived)
# hell yes!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)
# o/
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Brilliant......
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Been away. Back now. Have some Sequential Art....

....and some other stuff.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I hope nothing sexy happens ;)
(in my pance)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)
# your drawings is well smart
WOO!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Wobbly now has a hard on!
Woo!

Also Woo Woo Woo to the other three (although they need more tits)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Got a cure for that:

(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)
# good lord
it's like a real life version of a smallbrainfield caricature
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)
# smaller
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# et voila...
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)
# That's not working because this photo of you, really brings out your beautiful eyes...

EDIT: BIRTHDAY BEER TIEM! BYE!!!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
# ^ make less sense, little engine!
;-)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Crikey.
:D

(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Is this the 3rd eye remake ninja? =)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)
# It's possessed, I tell you!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)
#
Processed, even!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:21, archived)
# I promise, I'll not alter it again.
:)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:22, archived)
# You just say that to make me look
or you say that to make me think you want me to reload so I'll stop looking and the BAM edited again! Huh!?

Now I may have to fax you some of this sadly weakish coffee as a punishment (swedish weak coffeee = triple ultra mega strength US)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Holy fuck, I've just been waiting for it to animate
:)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)
# I was at my sister's fiancé's parents' house when I sketched those.
Drawing boobs might have made things....uncomfortable.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
# How can I get more uncomfortable, sitting at work with this!
* Points
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I wonder if this would work at home?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Cue montage which is a blend of scenes from Rocky and an S&M themed music video
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)
#

(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:59, archived)
# I thought i'd try one

(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:28, archived)
# OUTRRRRRAGE!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)
# OOOOOOUUUUTRAAAAAGE!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Whip him
:D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
# This is going to devolve into a discussion about Devo, isn't it.
If there is a problem, you must whip it.
Whip it good....
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)
# elvis pose frame 2
thankyouverymuch
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)
# He'll be pussy whipped.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:10, archived)
# careful
there's no place for jokes here!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:12, archived)
# OUTTTRAGGGGEEEE!!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:21, archived)
# happy birthday, wobbles!
i DEMAND that you go and get drunk RIGHT NOW!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Erm... wrong WB!

edit/ but I'm going out to get drunk in a minute or to anyway!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)
# bugger, wasn't paying attention!
also, my eyes are knackered.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:30, archived)

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