todayim totally with you on this, there lizard vampires for sure!!!!
(,
Sun 1 May 2011, 10:21,
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I've been playing this far too much...(
tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Sun 1 May 2011, 10:05,
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Thanks Maiden...I've been taking a peep at your animated gif tutorials:)
( tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Sun 1 May 2011, 10:44,
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Do you have it stored on your computer as I lost the site and most of the file recently?I'm in the process of rebuilding my website from scratch - new design may have to forget about the old tutorials unless I can retrieve them somehow.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 May 2011, 10:56,
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I don't sorry:(There were a few links on the board I was following to your tutorials. Someone must have downloaded them! What a pisser!
( tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Sun 1 May 2011, 10:58,
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Blimey - I do hope Maiden sees this linkDamn all extreme computer crashes
(
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:43,
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She's been scouring that resource for filesbut not everything is archived, apparently :(
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:39,
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:)You also beat me to an Ackbar trap gag, damn you
( tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:10,
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which one? I think I'm in treble figures for old fish face :Djust noticed my comment vanished, on my Portal picture I said something about how I'm glad my mind didn't go where yours did :)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:29,
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the fish net...I see I'm going to have to think a little more abstract. I was thinking the same, you with the sophisticated toilet humour mine just all about the knob gag:)
( tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:37,
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This and the OP are both excellent :)
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 1 May 2011, 12:07,
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Me tooaddicted that is, but I've been an awkward twat and gone for the two player option over the main game, and I fucking love it, except IT MAKES MY BRAIN HURT!!
*chews headache tablets* Can't. Stop. Playing.
(*chews headache tablets* Can't. Stop. Playing.
..wil,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:22,
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I applaud your understated intuitive colour coordinationbut please tell me those are your granddad's slippers.
(
Chumps 👀,
Sun 1 May 2011, 9:36,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Royal Wedding"){kind=small}
Happy Birthday Una Stubbs (I am so glad I haven't got my 'Wanking Head' on
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:45,
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and as if that was not enough it is also Julie Benz birthday!
and todays Hidden Birthday Sturdy Girl is Denise Masino
(and todays Hidden Birthday Sturdy Girl is Denise Masino Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:45,
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Happy birthday ladies!I did you a Joanna Lumley - Happy Birthday Joanna!
( Chumps 👀,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:48,
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looks like samantha janus i wonder what her nickname was at school
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:48,
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I believe it was sour face fuck bunny
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:50,
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* Pretends he does not know who Samantha Janus is.* Wonders off to do some research
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:56,
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These battery-farming conditions are horrific.Nice one for finally exposing this barbaric practice.
(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:27,
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I think Jamie oliver did a show about it
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:31,
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Yes, and went on to establish a network of free-range angel farms, where they could live happy, carefree, well-nourished lives untilthey were slaughtered and their meat sent to the world's most ethical Michelin-starred restaurants.
Does a lot of good, that man.
(Does a lot of good, that man.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:38,
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with the skin ans wings sent to dog food factorys and mcdonalds
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:40,
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Which explains why I often end up spitting feathers after having a McDonald's. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:45,
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we took the kids to build a bear£36 for two toys, I was the one stitched up
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:49,
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And all of you ended up shitting angel wings and skin into the bog.They do say a happy family life is a perpetual series of trade-offs.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:54,
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Is it legal to want to do sexyz with Angels?Ning Paul!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:39,
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really?nice work on the wings (and the pic as a whole)
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:46,
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I have done a new NING for all you Sunday B3tains...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 6:36,
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Ooo thanksWhat is everyone up to today? I have a list:
1. Spank about on b3ta till the wife gets up
2. Look like I have been busy all morning
3. Walk the dogs
4. Fix new indicators of the bike
5. BEER TIEM!
(1. Spank about on b3ta till the wife gets up
2. Look like I have been busy all morning
3. Walk the dogs
4. Fix new indicators of the bike
5. BEER TIEM!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 7:16,
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done my day alreadywake up
feel hungover
go to the park and play basketball to recover form hangover
come home and recover from basketball
watch moto gp
(feel hungover
go to the park and play basketball to recover form hangover
come home and recover from basketball
watch moto gp
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 7:28,
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ʎǝupʎs fucksocks!
that was meant to say Sydney
(that was meant to say Sydney
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:31,
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That's what happened to me the first time... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:40,
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'ningi also have a list, most of which includes the use of cement or plasterboard.
luckily, there is plenty of overlap with beer tiem. :)
(,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:29,
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luckily, there is plenty of overlap with beer tiem. :)
well, lets hope you make the right decision real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:33,
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It is every to early for Beer Tiem! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 9:28,
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She was my favourite of all the wedding guests, and has had so little coverage.Well done.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 6:43,
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Why?But they are the same speed aren't they?
* Studies harder
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 7:19,
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looks the same speed to me,but i wasn't browsing, i was staring intently
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 7:25,
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It looks odd in kyubuntu with fyrefoxeggsplain that!?
Edit: For the sake of all that is good. I hope you ignored that!
(Edit: For the sake of all that is good. I hope you ignored that!
An Egg ,D,
Sun 1 May 2011, 7:36,
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Maybe if I put them side by side?Original 
Faster???
( Faster??? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:41,
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OH FUCK!I have died and gone to heaven!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:42,
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So this is that '3D' they keep going on about.I think I need special glasses.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:47,
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:DIt's the only say to start a Sunday!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:25,
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reminds me of one of the women at the basketball court this morning real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 9:00,
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hey i recognize that
.........
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 May 2011, 9:17,
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i need to find this staircase real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 10:40,
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great photoshop, very good point obama is lizardman new world order kenyan sent to destroy earth
( Microwave,
Sun 1 May 2011, 5:47,
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Racist!He's not a Kenyan. You confused Keynesian and Kenyan because you see through an eurocentric filter.
Edit: It was a pretty good shop though.
(Edit: It was a pretty good shop though.
An Egg ,D,
Sun 1 May 2011, 6:29,
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arf!Not even this morning's first bit of economic hair-frazzling/splitting
www.b3ta.com/board/10407340
(www.b3ta.com/board/10407340
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 6:34,
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Evil bastard, flying to Alabama straight away, eloquently expressing sympathy, making sure people get help.Even admits he was born in Hawaii instead of the USA.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 6:06,
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And at the same timeDenying his political opponents in Texas the federal aid they sorely need. I guess he's just magic!
( An Egg ,D,
Sun 1 May 2011, 6:32,
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I thought Texans would rather die than receive life-saving aid from federal government.(Although I know that's a bit of a generalisation...)
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 6:38,
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The Governor has asked for itto be declared a Federal disaster area. Surely granting his wish would make him look like a total arse. Unless you're just out to hurt people.
( An Egg ,D,
Sun 1 May 2011, 6:44,
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Well, hopefully they'll get it.I hope that all the existing and potential suffering from the tornados can be limited as much as it possibly can.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 6:53,
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Me toobut it is a bit petty if they don't, however outspoken the governor may have been. The people deserve it. (However they may have voted, or have not voted)
( An Egg ,D,
Sun 1 May 2011, 7:02,
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Well, one'd hope that where there's need, that need would be met.I'd be surprised if that wasn't so.
Haven't followed it all that closely (what with it being a different country), but it'd be disgusting if A or B or C was trying to make political capital out of it.
(Haven't followed it all that closely (what with it being a different country), but it'd be disgusting if A or B or C was trying to make political capital out of it.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 7:08,
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You'd be surprisedTexas is still not a Federal disaster.
I'm just sad (and I don't even live there) I wish Bush had helped us out when my house was reduced to matchsticks by Katrina. They're just in it for what they can get.
(I'm just sad (and I don't even live there) I wish Bush had helped us out when my house was reduced to matchsticks by Katrina. They're just in it for what they can get.
An Egg ,D,
Sun 1 May 2011, 7:23,
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Shit. I'm sorry to hear that.But there's surely a bit of a change from when New Orleans (and other places) were just allowed to be destroyed, and today's thinking over there.
Or are people unaffected by disaster disgruntled at the idea of their tax dollars being spent to save lives elsewhere in the country?
(Or are people unaffected by disaster disgruntled at the idea of their tax dollars being spent to save lives elsewhere in the country?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 7:34,
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Yet the World's greatest power everlets the fires in Texas burn.
They sent men to the moon, they pulled down the Iron Curtain. A fire should be childsplay. Yet it isn't. A fire in an opponent's house. Who would notice?
(They sent men to the moon, they pulled down the Iron Curtain. A fire should be childsplay. Yet it isn't. A fire in an opponent's house. Who would notice?
An Egg ,D,
Sun 1 May 2011, 7:45,
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Can you be a bit more specific, with a link or something?If you'd like to direct some attention to exactly what you're talking about.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 7:53,
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And no!The same people are in play. My mother-in-law is still waiting for her FEMA grant. The insurance adjuster was run out of their parish by the mayor , who shot him several times in the ass with a shotgun. No charges were ever pursued, because it is legal to take potshots at a thief. I hoppe the people affected have similar remedies. (I mean, the mayor could have reached for his AR-15) (that's an assault rifle for you Brits)
( An Egg ,D,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:00,
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Wow. If I was shot in the arse even once with a shotgun I don't think I'd be able to run very far.Are you being satirical, by any chance? Have I been indulging you just because I'm drunk?
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:09,
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Nopelook it up in a search engine if you don't believe me.
( An Egg ,D,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:15,
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ActuallyActually, googling it gives far worse scenarios
sorry about that
I must sleep now, so goodnight.
(sorry about that
I must sleep now, so goodnight.
An Egg ,D,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:22,
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Even the far-right Christian Science Monitor notes:"the [Texas] state legislature, meanwhile, recently proposed slicing $34 million out of the Texas Forest Service's $109 million biennial budget, with most of the cuts coming from training and equipment grants for volunteer crews who deal with wildfires."
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:23,
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And soThe people who have their lives destroyed should just burn. Yeah, I totally get that.
( An Egg ,D,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:46,
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No. People who are suffering should receive help and aid.There's a screenful of me saying this just up there. ^
What's got into you?
(What's got into you?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:51,
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and so goodnightIf you don't get paid to do this, you should probably stop now. I'm not a massive right-winger, I just slighted Bush, but I will make anyone who defends any politician look very silly. They are all liars. Obama promised to close Gitmo, he said he withdraw the troops from Iraq (50000 still there) Bush said "No more taxes". You know the rest. You want me to start on the UK liars?
As I said, I need sleep. PM me if you need to be reminded of how corrupt your favorite political embodiment is. Then look at your bank account and ask who sent it to where it is. It's probably just some crazy conspiracy theory!
(As I said, I need sleep. PM me if you need to be reminded of how corrupt your favorite political embodiment is. Then look at your bank account and ask who sent it to where it is. It's probably just some crazy conspiracy theory!
An Egg ,D,
Sun 1 May 2011, 9:01,
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Yeah, people pay me to go on a UK-based comedy website and try to gently suggest reason to people who really, really need some sleep.Send the drones in. Your tin-foil hat will provide the GPS co-ordinates.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 9:09,
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Sorry for the misdirected rantIf there are typos, there is probably a good reason!
:)
(:)
An Egg ,D,
Sun 1 May 2011, 17:27,
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don't forget to include single handedly won the war real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 8:37,
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Arbalist is a new one on me.Kinda like a sniper / police marksman / ninja*?
*albeit a ninja with a weapon that makes a bit of a racket
(*albeit a ninja with a weapon that makes a bit of a racket
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 4:16,
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i googled "crossbowman" and apparently Arbalist is the proper name for someone who uses a crossbow
( Microwave,
Sun 1 May 2011, 4:20,
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Well, don't let anyone say b3ta isn't educational.I pick Saucerer.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 4:24,
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Why do you pick him?Is it because it is his b3ta-day?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 5:54,
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Partly because my weapon-swinging days are probably gone now.And partly because of we are the lemon's 'piss wizards' and 'saucerors' series, which amused me to my very bone marrow. I'm laughing now just remembering them.
Hey, if anyone sees we are the lemon, ask him about those.
(Hey, if anyone sees we are the lemon, ask him about those.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 6:03,
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i googled arbalistgot pretty much the same answer ;)
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 9:05,
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Oh.Despite the funky outfits, they are all so very glum.
Are they rueing the end of the Ukrainian World Service?
(Are they rueing the end of the Ukrainian World Service?
4Q just lurking,
Sun 1 May 2011, 4:16,
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Hey, being a model isn't all chuckles.Look at what it's done to their noses.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 4:29,
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Microwave is doin a new thang(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 May 2011, 4:17,
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hahah shitthis is so awesome. i dont understand all those people who are all over rebecca black. this is just genius. just had to share it on facebook and twitter because thats how i roll...
(,
Sun 1 May 2011, 4:22,
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This hurts my ears so much... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 5:56,
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love itepic shit
wizard is lacking a beard
sorcerer needs longer hair
(,
Sun 1 May 2011, 4:19,
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wizard is lacking a beard
sorcerer needs longer hair
he kept burning his hair off with fireballs so hekeeps it short
( Microwave,
Sun 1 May 2011, 4:20,
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The boy/girl hair ambiguity of the thief is a clever touch. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 4:45,
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I have a dog called Lancer (he doesn't look anything like you Lancer though).Ning Microwave!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 5:53,
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wobbly bloke i like you but how many times you are you going to post this image
( Microwave,
Sun 1 May 2011, 6:08,
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Nija Swaps....* Is that any better?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 6:14,
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I want to be the wizardbut I'd probably play as the swordsman.
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sun 1 May 2011, 12:28,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUtF034h41Q
And... Jade iz 4evas our princess
(,
Sun 1 May 2011, 3:44,
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And... Jade iz 4evas our princess
rightand what has this got to do with Jade goody dying of cancer?
(
FIEND,
Sun 1 May 2011, 3:47,
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i saw it on the cover of the independentthe only paper not to have the usual waving bafoonery
(,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:52,
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well if will dies before sproggingand the ginger one spawns with a commoner.. maybe they won't be mongs anymore
just privldged pisstaking cunts
(,
Sun 1 May 2011, 2:15,
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just privldged pisstaking cunts
Surely the lizards will step inif william dies and it looks like harry's progeny might take over. Everyone knows he's a bastard.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 1 May 2011, 2:20,
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That would leave Andrew and those god ugly princesses in line to the throne.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 1 May 2011, 3:33,
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gary lineker is a vampire : COMFIRMED TRUE.....
I Think all The vampires are coming out tonight...
hahahai changed history and made you photoshop this because of my comment
( FIEND,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:06,
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what can i sayI loved the idea :) and a pure rush job also.!! rather drunk now. its good to change history...
(,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:26,
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Gary Lineker advertises crisps,a fatty food aimed at children - a food that will make them fat and ultimately die.
He is a rich man who clearly doesn't need the relatively small amounts of cash that can be made from advertising snacks.
So the only conclusion to be drawn is that Gary Lineker is aroused by the idea of fat children dieing.
or should that be dying?
(He is a rich man who clearly doesn't need the relatively small amounts of cash that can be made from advertising snacks.
So the only conclusion to be drawn is that Gary Lineker is aroused by the idea of fat children dieing.
or should that be dying?
4Q just lurking,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:08,
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Don't underestimate the value of that Walkers contract.And the 'synergy' involving him, Walkers and the BBC, particularly as the Olympics (Walkers, of course, being a major 'partner' in those) draw nearer.
Greed begets greed. As was the theme of Lineker's early Walkers ads.
(Greed begets greed. As was the theme of Lineker's early Walkers ads.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:22,
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Don't forget Engels.*EDIT* hang on a sec: What insight could be more joyless than "Gary Lineker is aroused by the idea of fat children dying"?
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:31,
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Good point.I wish I had a cash-cow to support me while I write my angry, invective-laden ramblings.
edit: oh, come on - it's much more fun
(edit: oh, come on - it's much more fun
4Q just lurking,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:36,
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They were only economic analysts! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:42,
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aaahhhh.Now we've found our level. *rubs hands together*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:49,
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Who said anything about starting a fire?*carries on*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 2:12,
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Who could forget the Royal engagement party!!!!
Click for bigger (241 kb)
I sware there all bloody Vampire`s
They're spelt "cud", "4get", "teh" and "bloodey".Don't you know anything?!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:34,
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Makes sense.They have, after all, withdrawn from the spotlight and asked not to appear in the Sun for a while.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:34,
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My 46p copy of "Infected" arrived today. First time I've heard the whole thing for more than 20 years.It was better than I'd feared, politically laser-sighted and prescient, but horribly hamstrung by the contemporary chorus pedals, drum machines, synthi-brass and synthi strings,
which the producer had tried to fudge by treating the occasional real brass and strings to make 'em sound more like the fake ones.
New Order had it right sonically at the time, allowing synths to sound like synths. Poor Matt Johnson was always trying to make 'soul' records.
Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat, Matt.
(which the producer had tried to fudge by treating the occasional real brass and strings to make 'em sound more like the fake ones.
New Order had it right sonically at the time, allowing synths to sound like synths. Poor Matt Johnson was always trying to make 'soul' records.
Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat, Matt.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:17,
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I see what you mean about some of the production and it does sound of its time,but still bloody good for its time.
I would imagine it might sound a little more jarring to younger ears that had never heard it before.
But I still love the overall tune, arrangement and lyrics of everything he did from then and from soul mining.
(I would imagine it might sound a little more jarring to younger ears that had never heard it before.
But I still love the overall tune, arrangement and lyrics of everything he did from then and from soul mining.
4Q just lurking,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:22,
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Yeah, my older brother had 'Soul Mining' and 'Burning Blue Soul', which themselves probably suffered from talent restricted by production weediness.'Mind Bomb' came out after 'Infected' and promptly overcompensated, prescient (religious fundamentalism etc) but browbeating.
The bloke just couldn't win. No wonder he wandered off into the distance, muttering darkly.
(The bloke just couldn't win. No wonder he wandered off into the distance, muttering darkly.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:29,
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By all account, he's making a reasonable living doing soundtracks.Inc. for a film called Tony, which might be my real name, about a serial killer in the east end. Came out last year, might try and get a copy.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:38,
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Glad to hear he's making a living. Even though he's been effectively shut up by that, although howling into a hurricane of piss will probably just drown one eventually.I was also quite glad / utterly astonished to learn that Clint Mansell from Pop Will Eat Itself is now a highly successful Hollywood film composer.
The mind boggles.
(The mind boggles.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:47,
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Oh. Never clicked before,I have the soundtrack for 'requiem for a dream' - fantastic film and soundtrack - never realised that Clint Mansell was from pwei.
edit: ditto for pi
further edit: and wikipedia tells me he did the music for the fountain which I also loved - me and the gf watched it in a totally empty cinema...
(edit: ditto for pi
further edit: and wikipedia tells me he did the music for the fountain which I also loved - me and the gf watched it in a totally empty cinema...
4Q just lurking,
Sun 1 May 2011, 1:52,
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Now that scratty bastad knew how to make cheap fun records in 1986.The trick really seems to've been embracing technology rather than trying to emulate 'real' instruments. Just mix rough tech with rough 'real' instruments.
(eg Beaver Patrol - OK, somewhat less politically incisive than The The, but you can see the point)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwlnKRGh9hI
((eg Beaver Patrol - OK, somewhat less politically incisive than The The, but you can see the point)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwlnKRGh9hI
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 2:03,
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pwei didn't really do it for me at the time,I was listening to gbh, conflict, gaye bykers.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 1 May 2011, 2:15,
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Heard a Gaye Bykers track on radio 6 the other day.Sounded pretty good 'n' fierce.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 2:26,
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Saw them live a few times,most memorably at some anti-vivisection fundraiser all-dayer at the hummingbird along with a band I really wish I could remember the name of.
This band's most well-known song was asbestos, lead, asbestos. But what sticks in my mind is a cover they did of an L L Cool J tune,
the drumming was absolutely brilliant - really fucking tight, hip-hop beats on an acoustic kit. Totally impressed me at the time.
edit: google! the band was World Domination Enterprises.
I have been really getting back to the 80s the last couple of weeks. But it seems to have very little to do with the consensus recall of the media. Strange.
(This band's most well-known song was asbestos, lead, asbestos. But what sticks in my mind is a cover they did of an L L Cool J tune,
the drumming was absolutely brilliant - really fucking tight, hip-hop beats on an acoustic kit. Totally impressed me at the time.
edit: google! the band was World Domination Enterprises.
I have been really getting back to the 80s the last couple of weeks. But it seems to have very little to do with the consensus recall of the media. Strange.
4Q just lurking,
Sun 1 May 2011, 2:37,
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Did you ever hear the 'commercial suicide' Talk Talk records,Spirit of Eden (87, I think) and Laughing Stock (which, OK, might have been 90/91)?
They're staggeringly good, quite unlike anything else at all.
Largely only listened to by serious musicians, which is a pity, because serious musicians are shit with music.
(They're staggeringly good, quite unlike anything else at all.
Largely only listened to by serious musicians, which is a pity, because serious musicians are shit with music.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 3:06,
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No.Was it you that mentioned talk talk the other night?
I only remember their eponymous record - I'll look into those others.
30th anniversary of On-U sounds this year, btw, interview with Adrian Sherwood here:
thequietus.com/articles/06115-adrian-sherwood-interview
Don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to a summer of unrest.
(I only remember their eponymous record - I'll look into those others.
30th anniversary of On-U sounds this year, btw, interview with Adrian Sherwood here:
thequietus.com/articles/06115-adrian-sherwood-interview
Don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to a summer of unrest.
4Q just lurking,
Sun 1 May 2011, 3:20,
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They're quiet slow-burners. But in-fucking-credibly good.But respect to On-U and all that - they did a a load of cultural good for not much reward - but it does drive me back to 70s dub.
Which, in a way, contradicts my previous argument about making cheap records sound good in the 1980s!
Sonically, my favourite 80s record is 'Psycho Candy', which cleverly side-stepped the shortcomings of contemporary cheap recording technology.
Summer of unrest? Good on 'em for trying.
And, haha, I've avoided The Quietus since I pitched an article about 'the under-discovered Van Morrison' to its Editor, he told me I didn't understand what the website was about,
and we had quite an eventually unpleasant email exchange.
(Which, in a way, contradicts my previous argument about making cheap records sound good in the 1980s!
Sonically, my favourite 80s record is 'Psycho Candy', which cleverly side-stepped the shortcomings of contemporary cheap recording technology.
Summer of unrest? Good on 'em for trying.
And, haha, I've avoided The Quietus since I pitched an article about 'the under-discovered Van Morrison' to its Editor, he told me I didn't understand what the website was about,
and we had quite an eventually unpleasant email exchange.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 3:35,
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Goodness me,old farts convention in full effect here.
My friend got Never Understand and filled up both sides of a c90 with it.
Happily listened to it all more than once.
I still have the album on vinyl...
(My friend got Never Understand and filled up both sides of a c90 with it.
Happily listened to it all more than once.
I still have the album on vinyl...
4Q just lurking,
Sun 1 May 2011, 3:43,
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sorry about the edit lag so far tonight, btw.I'm in "and another thing!" mode.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 3:48,
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According to the World Service just now,you can't blame being old.
New research shows that our brains keep improving well into middle age and the megdullah (sp?) tends to less favour negative responses and focuses on positive responses.
Vague, I know, but I was only half-listening.
(New research shows that our brains keep improving well into middle age and the megdullah (sp?) tends to less favour negative responses and focuses on positive responses.
Vague, I know, but I was only half-listening.
4Q just lurking,
Sun 1 May 2011, 4:03,
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I fucking hope they're right.Maybe one day I'll be able to step out of the front door and resume my 'career'. Or what's left of it.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 4:13,
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jebushe did that soundtrack.. it's one of my all time faves
a bunch of us were in a deserted nightclub with them
a great laugh and VERY generous on buy booze
(,
Sun 1 May 2011, 2:10,
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a bunch of us were in a deserted nightclub with them
a great laugh and VERY generous on buy booze
lol, yeah:freaked me out when sea tramp made me realise it was clint mansell from stourbridge. Never made the connection.
edit: 'freaked me out' is probably a bit of an hysterical description. 'Slightly surprised me' would probably be more accurate.
(edit: 'freaked me out' is probably a bit of an hysterical description. 'Slightly surprised me' would probably be more accurate.
4Q just lurking,
Sun 1 May 2011, 2:19,
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crisp vampires - the new threatG'night all
(off to finish beer)
((off to finish beer)
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:39,
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Blood flavoured crisp the new flavour maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:43,
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well it kind of looks like himwell it's probably copious amounts of vodka i've drunk :D
( FIEND,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:47,
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I know I know Photoshopped images only
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:06,
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HaHa!!! Marty Feldman.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:07,
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Haha.Sorrry. I couldn't be bothered to do it properly.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:11,
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Thank fuck somebody finally normalised those weird eyes Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:12,
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It's like that site with the photomashes of famous characters
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:27,
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HAY NOW ! Jerimina . . .
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:29,
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Oh c'monThat "hat" you 'shopped onto her forehead is just too ridiculous.
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:39,
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Yeah I thought at the time maybe it would be too obviouslooks like I didn't get away with it this time :D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:44,
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The Hat is a Lie! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:15,
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What, the glazed, faraway drugged look?Or the 70s hooker eye-makeup.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:33,
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They're not real, they're clearly painted on. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:41,
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She's related to Jeremy the Annoying Horse
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:43,
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Someone will be adding the eyes as I type. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:56,
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Beatrce the Annoyng Prncess
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:15,
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nOOne is adding the eyes for you then FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:37,
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One of those pics looks scarily like me
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:43,
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That's a glade air freshener isn't it?
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:34,
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fuck is it just me orare her eyes really fucking annoying?
( FIEND,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:40,
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Anger management
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:47,
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I wouldn't wish such violence on a young lady,so I'll settle for stamping on her silly hat.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:52,
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...8, 9, 10 and breath deeply. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:57,
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And then kick it in the face.If that's what passes for a face these days.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:14,
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The path to inner peace is paved with kindness.
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:21,
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Exactly. I'd be a kindness. Inner peace will be far closer to being achieved once similar duties of kindness have been performed for the entire family.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 1 May 2011, 0:29,
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Nick Nolte never looked better!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:45,
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It's my 9th b3ta birfday!?!Before I found b3ta, PostIt notes were my only outlet...
( busy phil is still bloody busy,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:00,
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Hahaha :D You mad fuckHappy b3taday!
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:06,
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You've aged well . . . stay hot ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:43,
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That's a fast horse. Funny.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:30,
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needs more spong eyeswoo herman
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:31,
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^ Now THAT would have been funny Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:36,
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where did the rider go?Also, can I whore this again please? www.b3ta.com/board/10406961
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:34,
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Hitler and Eva got married on the same day as William and Catherine.They also share the day as a birthday with Fred Dibnah!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:36,
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....obviously 66 years apart. Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:37,
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Christopher Reeve?
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:36,
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He heard the portaloos were the other end of the road"coming through need a poo!"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:04,
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Was it done? If so another FUCKing waste of time!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:22,
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Nope you're the first maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:22,
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Finally I'm the first at something. Figures it would be this.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:25,
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Was Princess Beatrice having a laugh?I think it's missing the ring, though.
(,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:19,
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the hands are the wrong way around toothe thumbs should be pointing down ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:20,
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You have an artists eye.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:23,
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Yeah if you see that one eyed artistyou ain't seen me right.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:25,
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b3ta.com/board/10398005
... or something ...
(... or something ...
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:33,
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LEAVE BEATRI ALONE!At least stop 'shopping her face into that hideous, distorted caricature ... oh
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:20,
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in that lnik drimble says "i hope it doesn't become a, are the royals having a joke"audi, goatse royals etc
(,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:34,
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I was making some kind of facetious remark about the Audi signthe image kept appearing in new threads, as well as all over the rest of the internet. I think that the head of Kate is destined for that too.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:38,
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Yeah. It's a bit overused but I lack originality. Sorry.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:41,
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Eh?Kate ... uh, what?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:42,
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Their father's teeth and their mother's hair.Poor little buggers.
(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:31,
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She is a peculiar looking girl. A bit vampirie like.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:33,
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i like this but i'm clicking i like this more because it looks like you've had to brave the source pic to make thisbravo sir!
(
sock more tea vicar?,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:34,
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You are way to kind!!!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:35,
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She is just strange....Have you seen the cleavage shots of the Queen?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:37,
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1. Why the fuck did I click that, with that description.2. Why THE FUCK did I, when disappointed, click the right arrow in case there actually WERE any??? :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:41,
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I also clicked the right arrow key. HaHa!!! Tells you something about yourself!!!!!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:45,
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I've now come to terms with my inner pervert.Frantically trawling the interwebs for revealing pictures of saggy-boobed octagenarians.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:52,
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Your wish came true. It's your lucky day!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:48,
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HAHAHAshe's not human
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:43,
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well yours is much more animatedI expect he's saying "Yeah Kate polish those boots, put a good shine on it!"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:39,
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maybe his leg just grow? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:41,
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Yours is most splendidly done,but I just hope this image doesn't become Are Windsors Having A Joke? :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:42,
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i think it already has, as in all around the internetEDIT: oh and thanks
(,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:42,
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Ah.maxfarquar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kate-william-balcony-BJ.gif
Although yours is far more subtle, and therefore better :)
(Although yours is far more subtle, and therefore better :)
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:05,
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At least there's no shoddy CHUCK A FUCKING HUGE BLACK RECTANGLE OVER THE TAGGING going on... although that doesn't excuse them in any way for the theft
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:18,
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Looks like she had a good night then last night
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:22,
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damn that's creepy and very well done sir / madam!
(
sock more tea vicar?,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:57,
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My God...
...is it too late for the cats doing science challenge?
DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:33,
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It's full of mice!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:37,
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Or, if the cat is neutered2001: A Spay Odyssey
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:11,
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hahahahaalso spayke zarathustra. god im shit at puns
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:13,
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now you should really get a spang for making me lol at that! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:05,
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fucking spang!good one. was confused as for first 2 panels thought it was rick astley
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:12,
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hahahaoh man!
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:55,
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no cats are just cats, like dogs are just dogspeople who anthropomorphise animal behaviour as being one thing or another are well gay.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:20,
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There was this big rant that he and another b3tan did about hating cat photoshops on b3taHappy Toast responsed and it all kicked off. So Pssst! I think he's being serious.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:30,
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yeah, he's definitely serioushe's got cats chained up in his basement that he says were mincing rather than walking like a proper animal and therefore must be gay
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 3:13,
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I assume he means gay in its pejorative sense
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:31,
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It's an expression that I don't particularly likewhy 'Gay' has become a word of contempt or to denote something as boring escapes me.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:34,
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I agreeusing gay as a term of derision is just totally well gay.
*runs*
(*runs*
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:02,
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Some research shows that 'gay' was used as a term of derisionbefore it was used to mean homosexual.
That said, I doubt very much that most of those using it know this.
(That said, I doubt very much that most of those using it know this.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:22,
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I thought it meant 'happy' before being used to mean homosexual.
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Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:27,
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