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SUPER DISCO, DISCO BREAKIN

spotify:track:6SqiNsdbZSzOQawBUDe1CD4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqRERtIA8I
iso lated fuckthought:
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/scarface_mel_has_a_goode_trip.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:30, archived)

too much phuk to take in all at once, must rest

is it scannabull?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:32, archived)

scannabull mit noonet phuck app

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:33, archived)

This image makes it all so clear

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:32, archived)

Sometimes I like to brag sometimes I'm soft spoken
When I'm in Holland I eat the pannenkoeken

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:34, archived)

I wise choice indeed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:36, archived)

QWELCOME TO UTRECHT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:48, archived)

Mmm

Met stroop

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:41, archived)

DANKE

SUPER DISCO, DISCO BREAKIN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:48, archived)

There's no going back.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:41, archived)

no qoobage is safe

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:50, archived)

qoobage approved

qthankyou and fuqyeah

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:43, archived)

QWELCOME TO FUQYEAH

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:50, archived)

Qwallity City

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:49, archived)

INTERGALCTIC PLANETARY, INTERGALACTIC, PLANETARY

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:51, archived)

Chronosynclastic Infundibulum

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:59, archived)

Wampeters, Foma, and Granfaloons

so it goes!

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 May 2011, 4:07, archived)

You sir...

...are off your tits and I love you for it!!
*click*
:D

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Ninj, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:53, archived)

^ THIS

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:54, archived)

ooh la la, danke

merely sweet boozes mit funky jazz

:{)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:56, archived)

Sounds like the perfect mix

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Ninj, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:00, archived)

saaaaaaaaaaweeetfuck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:01, archived)

I like where this is going

*click

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:00, archived)

Oh the bovinity! :(

The HindenCow disaster in France was further setback to the use of hydrogen-filled farm animals as transportation

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:19, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

beefy treats

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:20, archived)

That reminds me

an oldie but shittie

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:21, archived)

Hell, let's have a COW THREAD Y'ALL

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:22, archived)

if you insist

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:23, archived)

sexy time!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:25, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

sexy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:26, archived)

beefy treats

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:29, archived)

Cow magnet ftw!

Edit: Cowpower!

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 May 2011, 22:26, archived)

:D yes!

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:15, archived)

CLOWS

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:55, archived)

actually is kind of artsy!

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:28, archived)

and sexy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:30, archived)

beefy treats

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:33, archived)

FUCK Q FRANCE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:24, archived)

fuckin' ingrates

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:31, archived)

That'll teach him to go round inventing things for James Bond

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:42, archived)

Milked Air Bloat

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:50, archived)

Uh oh.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:44, archived)

totally deserving of it's own thread

the skullbases, cfb

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:39, archived)

ur gay

np, skull ois is good idea

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:42, archived)

what?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:45, archived)

You are gay, no problem, skull optical image stabilization is a good idea

for when your vision is unstable for some reason.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:58, archived)

i'm drunk

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:28, archived)

Daar verstaan we dus helemaal niets van

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:46, archived)

amersfoot

ja?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 May 2011, 22:18, archived)

almost

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:18, archived)

den Haag?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 May 2011, 22:21, archived)

No, amersfoort ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:23, archived)

german cow fucking

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:29, archived)

Helemaal niets.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:34, archived)

EPIC YONF

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:45, archived)

near completion i realised that fuck upside down doesn't really spell anything

i went with yonf, i like the sound of it.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:46, archived)

Yonf

sounds like something Flando would say when he is in his Flanbase stance.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:51, archived)

yonf-yonf-yonf-yonf-yonf-yonf-yonf-yonf-yonf-yonf-yonf-yonf-

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:53, archived)

Sexy tongue

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:57, archived)

good lord yes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:02, archived)

no arm movement

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:15, archived)

NOW WITH ADDED MAGENTA BUT IS NOW 5KB SMALLER HOW IS THIS SEW?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:28, archived)

HAHAHA

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:30, archived)

But...isn't his word always fuck?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:46, archived)

YONF

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:53, archived)

Let's hope this makes the mictionary...

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 May 2011, 5:16, archived)

MACHINE says FUCK

so yes, you are correct

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:55, archived)

fuckjape inbound

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:01, archived)

Phucklips Corp prides itslef on data integrity

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:07, archived)

typos are included FOC

*terms and conditions apply

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:15, archived)

slef was deliberate

SUPER DISCO BREAKIN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:21, archived)

and junkie blood

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:16, archived)

NO PHUCK IS SAFE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:22, archived)

Insert sex cock and press ENTER

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:14, archived)

ctrl alt del

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:18, archived)

ENTER THE FUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:55, archived)

Two fucks enter...one fuck leaves.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:57, archived)

MEMBA FUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:59, archived)

Big Fuck, Little Fuck.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:08, archived)

Cardboard fox?

Oh no, on second thoughts it looks more like a dog.

(Badman Farquhar : Three and-a-half inches of floppy fun, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:26, archived)

when mel gibson is camping in the outback he eats dinki di dog food

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:17, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:27, archived)

He eats whatever comes his way.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:28, archived)

DYD

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:31, archived)

haha nice

in't nostalgia brilliant

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:57, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

Class!

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Frogbeat, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:16, archived)

oh fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:33, archived)

your all gay

but i'm drunk, so fuck it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:20, archived)

*fucks it*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:24, archived)

i'd expect nothing less

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:27, archived)

Aha...

.. but I'll wake up without a hangover. :)

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 May 2011, 22:31, archived)

Marvel

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:51, archived)

cow pow'r

makes the lanterns reek a bit tho

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:39, archived)

hahaha, this

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:44, archived)

*waits for the first bovine zeppelin sightings*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:47, archived)

I'm envisioning the HindenCow disaster lol

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:50, archived)

exactly :D

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:50, archived)

erm...?

"between 8000 to 1,000 litres"

what?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:01, archived)

Do you know Dick, Philip K. Dick?

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:23, archived)

Ya take a mortal man

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:31, archived)

I know him like the back of my dick

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:37, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:56, archived)

I knew it

TRON is REAL

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:58, archived)

I can see my house from here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:00, archived)

No wonder you're selling it mate ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:07, archived)

Haha

Sadly, I have no house to sell. Only buy.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:31, archived)

this is full of fuck

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR_gr7bX8YA

MIT ULTRAVIOLENCE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d-IBkSfWyM

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:02, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:05, archived)

this is the greatest horsefuck jape ever constructed amidst a quarry

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:06, archived)

SMELVINS!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:08, archived)

ALL RETURNDS TO FUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:11, archived)

BOILER MAKER

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:09, archived)

You saved the day there, you little piss pot

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:33, archived)

shit just got fuck

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:40, archived)

TAXI . . . take me to the corner of Semi and Conductor !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:06, archived)

i'd like to see a satnav sort that one out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:17, archived)

you can see these on the streets....

edit: forgot my woo, how rude of me! woo!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:25, archived)

fire your manicurist

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:38, archived)

There's a paradox here somewhere...

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:28, archived)

Yay.... lully....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:30, archived)

Yes, giant birds are the way to go.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 12 May 2011, 21:36, archived)

and there's an oxymoron here somewhere

guess I should've shown a parrot-ox

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:30, archived)

Haha

also, *spang*

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:40, archived)

Foxy oxy!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:48, archived)

<- IM WIHT OXI

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 May 2011, 22:22, archived)

That . . . is a conundrum !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:32, archived)

bareback feels better

but it's riskier

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:33, archived)

His blower will soon be stolen by a furtive bear, I'm sure

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:50, archived)

He probably nicked it from a bear in the first place

Penguins really have no practical use for a hairdryer...

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:52, archived)

This concept will never work

you know, constipation of energy and all

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:53, archived)

The snow is melting... :(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:00, archived)

That's a penguin,

not a pair of ducks.

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:30, archived)

How shocking of me.

I do apologise!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:57, archived)

as effective as horses and the eggs taste better

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:13, archived)

But you can't grow mushrooms on ostrich eggs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:21, archived)

ah--that accounts for the changeover

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:25, archived)

Life in the colonies

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 12 May 2011, 20:22, archived)

silly Canadians ;)

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:29, archived)

It looks like it's been staged by The Feather River !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:22, archived)

double pun

and I've only one pan. crap.

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:26, archived)

At least I didn't say that the birds are wagon their tails on the trail !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:29, archived)

off to Wal-Mart for more pans

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:34, archived)

As long as it's big enough to fry the egg in...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:31, archived)

Those birds would make a great chorus line

The ones in the harness, I mean.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:30, archived)

they would show a lot of thigh on stage

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:45, archived)

Judging by the amount of people on the roof..... it's a good job you didn't use emu's....!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:32, archived)

no worries

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:44, archived)

Injun railways, stagecoach era

I kinda feel sorry for the horse with its nose in the other horses bum.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 May 2011, 22:24, archived)

maybe to a horse it's a godsend :)

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LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:21, archived)

equestrian centipede

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:39, archived)

Christmas will be fun.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:02, archived)

Mr. Harry Landing

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:01, archived)

What the....

Oh it's you Valin :D
Carry on!

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Frogbeat, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:03, archived)

Having a happy Landing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:06, archived)

Now do Miss Muff Diving.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:05, archived)

That wood be a thrill !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:07, archived)

DEEP WHISKERS

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:09, archived)

WHISKEY RIVERS

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:11, archived)

GIMME TREE FINGAZ A RED EYE, HOLE DA CLAMS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPD-_Q0c5XA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:43, archived)

RATS

This video contains content from SMEE. It is not available in your country.
Sorry about that.

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:46, archived)

try this doozy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO2nZXtr2NA
The Prodigy - The Big Gundown

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:48, archived)

Mucho Cleefage !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:54, archived)

Lee Van Queef, sweet Comanche

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:56, archived)

Meanwhile . . . back in da House . . .

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfChpBtPK2Y&feature=feedu

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:11, archived)

It's Lupus!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:14, archived)

Somebody mess mit my uTube !

dontsave.com/youtube_rave/?id=QXdkkckc2NI

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:18, archived)

this is like some glorious dream

DOUBLETEAM

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:23, archived)

Den it got moshed !

dontsave.com/youtube_datamosh/?id=QXdkkckc2NI

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:26, archived)

un deux trois

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-EQTIHp2A

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:54, archived)

Sync Sank

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:10, archived)

Now that's a hairy landing..!!

I like how he went to all the trouble of shaving his moustache but then just gave up when it came to the beard...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:11, archived)

He must have a stiff upper lip !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:16, archived)

Eye nose what you mean...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:19, archived)

Eye ear you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:21, archived)

Eye hair you too..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:29, archived)

Multiple lashes for each one !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:33, archived)

As long as he keeps iy under his hat...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:40, archived)

At The Tuckit Inn !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:47, archived)

i don't remember this part in gta san andreas

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:36, archived)

It got cut before it was made . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:39, archived)

ah yes

at least its a happy and soft landing..
im just scared of the spiders in there

(Sherbs, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:36, archived)

Those aren't spiders . . . that's lice !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:40, archived)

how rare!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:08, archived)

And his back pack never even opens up . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:10, archived)

Mt. Gilliad had let itself go

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:26, archived)

In retrospect . . . he was way gone !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:30, archived)

He's in Bush country now.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:03, archived)

Worth one in the hand !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:05, archived)

apparently, the fake ones are easy to spot...

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:21, archived)

is his name ron?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:25, archived)

Why would you do that?

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Frogbeat, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:27, archived)

what? name a seal?

i had a toy fluffy seal cub as a kid. i named it club.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:28, archived)

Pfft!

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Frogbeat, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:30, archived)

I called mine Mixer & Ice

_{_{_{Canadian Club on the rocks.}}}

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 May 2011, 18:31, archived)

that calls for a drink

bugger, all i've got is tea :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:32, archived)

Wow, small world.

I named mine Adamski.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:32, archived)

did you beat yours with a fat doll's leg?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:34, archived)

Err...no... I used my right hand.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:38, archived)

oldskool

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:43, archived)

home lol

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:02, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:09, archived)

It does what it...........

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:15, archived)

SEAL OF APPROVAL MIT MILKY BLUE VEIN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:50, archived)

Silly Seal !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:10, archived)

Blew....!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:15, archived)

blew

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LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:19, archived)

What a silly thing to let happen to one's beard

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:49, archived)

you can probably tell that i don't like photography

Click for bigger (33 kb)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:11, archived)

sorry for toap but saw the picture and couldn't resist

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:17, archived)

Hahahaha

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Frogbeat, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:27, archived)

haha

are they seriously gonna do it in 3d? nuuu :C

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:34, archived)

yep

I imagine they'll do a conversion of the other films too, must be a few more coins they can wring out of them

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:36, archived)

i saw hustler's

3d avatar porn and i was disappointed. i want some realistic 3d spunk that flies right into my face, please.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:02, archived)

lool

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:51, archived)

Best tutorial ever...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:17, archived)

This is all very very true.

*click*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:48, archived)

FUCK

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:51, archived)

A two headed baby sheep...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:10, archived)

BAAAH!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:48, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:51, archived)

fantastic.

love the classic bat suit look.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:52, archived)

none of that manly rubber nonsense

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:53, archived)

rubber outfits like that are purely for the bedroom

just like stupidly high heels...

...for the ladies

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:08, archived)

mmmmmmmm

rubber........

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:28, archived)

Now that's not very friendly.

Woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:53, archived)

(de-lurks)

hahaha fantastic as ever.

Mind if I leave this pea here? It only seems to generate enough power to power itself though.

(re-lurks)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:55, archived)

fantastic!

I love pixel art

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:58, archived)

Yay.. nice...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:16, archived)

This is wonderful :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 12 May 2011, 19:33, archived)

Hats!

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mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:47, archived)

hahaha,

for a moment there, i thought he was going to bum him

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:58, archived)

lully as usual sir.

Are you B3ta bashing this year? That was a question not an image caption:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:03, archived)

would very much like to

but funds for such extravagances as a train to that there London are very low

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:05, archived)

Have you considered using llama power?

THey're more chunchy than slugs and less explosive than semtex.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:07, archived)

That took a second or two to load and get going

in which time I formed the opinion a bumming was about to occur! I wonder what that says about me?

''Edit'' Oh and Mictoboy as well.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:04, archived)

"Never start with the head, the victim gets all jizzy"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:13, archived)

"its ok, he's in control"

(

Victor Meldrew, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:14, archived)

Yay......!! nice to see batman caught him at last.. ;-)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11380834

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:14, archived)

fuck yes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:32, archived)

some how

this reminds me of Sam and Max, nice

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schizophrenic_sheep, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:45, archived)

haha woo! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:02, archived)

Yay...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:34, archived)

Great, GREAT work

You make it look easy, but your efforts are very appreciated.

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Q4nobody, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:56, archived)

Ha ha!...Yeah!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:45, archived)

You talented bastard!

Top notch toastie

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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 13 May 2011, 5:51, archived)

new to this animated gif lark

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:32, archived)

I can't wait to see them on saturday!

*dances a jig*
:)

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XLVII .uk, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:34, archived)

where's that then?

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:38, archived)

in the old peoples home?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:40, archived)

Battersea power station's large chimneys?

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JebediahSpringfield, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:43, archived)

WHY, PIGGY? I LOVEDED YOU, PIGGY, I LOVEDED YOU!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:34, archived)

draw us your best pig then

EDIT: sorry hello smashy.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:38, archived)

i might do

even though i'm not Gir.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:41, archived)

? Gir

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:44, archived)

invader zim's robot helper

whi loves piggies and is utterly insane

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:25, archived)

mmmm...

the smell would be fantastic

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:45, archived)

Mmm.. Bacon.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:49, archived)

Well I think it is OK.

Mine didn't turn out so good.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 May 2011, 17:53, archived)

i can read the Stop sign...

Does the other side say "carry on" or "hammer time"?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:56, archived)

Stop
Animal
Cruelty

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 May 2011, 18:04, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:56, archived)

Bacons....!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:19, archived)

Hamster Power!

Am I doing it right?

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B.T., Thu 12 May 2011, 17:24, archived)

i bet he's a syrian extremeist.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:28, archived)

Syrians are dirty Untermousen.

(Also: Wahey!)

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B.T., Thu 12 May 2011, 17:31, archived)

*flashes back to Maus*

Even though the mice were the Jews.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:29, archived)

Oh Hai!

Adolf Ratler?

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XLVII .uk, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:32, archived)

Hail brother!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:46, archived)

Yay..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:21, archived)

Heralding a new dawn in mobility scooters...

(ringfilius, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:12, archived)

Damn bigger version only just too beeg

cfb
I had to read the FAQ and everything

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XLVII .uk, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:30, archived)

Fukushima me!

(retroroberto, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:03, archived)

they keep warm by burning old blue peter dogs?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:09, archived)

*Pees*

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XLVII .uk, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:09, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:24, archived)

Haahaha!

WHY?!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 12 May 2011, 21:22, archived)

mainly because he's an annoying little cock.

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XLVII .uk, Tue 17 May 2011, 8:51, archived)

Hahaha! Fuck, yes! :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 12 May 2011, 19:35, archived)

The Death Star trench security system proved to have ineffective response times

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:01, archived)

Haha, ace!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:04, archived)

the paws is strong with this one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 May 2011, 17:05, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

I love that
*clicks*

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:27, archived)

Haha... ace....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:23, archived)

Number 2 in a series of 1

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:40, archived)

fatima whitbread?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:42, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:49, archived)

looks like her

and now i've made myself feel old :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:51, archived)

I had to look her up*

*no. no I didn't

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 May 2011, 16:59, archived)

isn't she in your "special" folder?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:05, archived)

she's tied up in my garage

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 May 2011, 17:05, archived)

she's only tied up

because she wants to be

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:10, archived)

she's waiting for Tessa to turn up

I've got a javelin and a couple of heavy shot puts for them to toss

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 May 2011, 17:12, archived)

you call that a javelin?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:14, archived)

well, alright

we are going to play darts

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 May 2011, 17:21, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:22, archived)

fart in my whitbread?

leave my pint alone thanks

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boff FL OZ, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:58, archived)

it's whitbread

it'll only improve the taste.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:05, archived)

my dad still tells that one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 May 2011, 17:06, archived)

you have a cool dad

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:48, archived)

No.

I prefer shortcrust pastry.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:04, archived)

there happens to be some spunk

on her cheek
cheeky

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:42, archived)

Arsey Warsi!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 May 2011, 16:50, archived)

at least someone knows who it is

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:12, archived)

phew err

I find her a bit sexy. but then who dont i think is sexy

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boff FL OZ, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:52, archived)

i dont know who she is

but she seems to be female and she got boobs so i guess i agree

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:58, archived)

I'd invite her to my dinner party any time

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:59, archived)

I'd let her ridiculously ill-thought out policy me if she wanted

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:11, archived)

Oh I know

It's thingy from wotsit!

They all seem shit this year, or is it just me?

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XLVII .uk, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:03, archived)

*ennobles*

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:03, archived)

I'm going to write an app to hide to the top 3rd of all pics on b3ta

Profit!

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 12 May 2011, 20:41, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:06, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:11, archived)

Ahaha!

Nice one

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:13, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Minimalism at its best!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:13, archived)

I was always told it's not the Voles that kill you it's the 'Amps-ters

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:15, archived)

pffft

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:18, archived)

Hahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:18, archived)

Nope - no - I can't come back to that. Good work - you deserve all the praises.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:29, archived)

Hahahahaha

Watt?

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Chumps 👀, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:30, archived)

I SAID I WAS TOLD

IT'S NOT THE VOLES THAT KILL YOU IT'S THE 'AMPS-TERS, DEAR!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:33, archived)

WATT?

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Chumps 👀, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:33, archived)

half past three

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:38, archived)

Oh, that's nice, dear.

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Chumps 👀, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:41, archived)

Yes it does, doesn't it?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:35, archived)

Windy today isn't it?

No dear I think it's Thursday.

Thirsty? I'll put the kettle on.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:39, archived)

i already did!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:42, archived)

Haha!

Grones as if in a world of hertz

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 12 May 2011, 16:34, archived)

hahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:17, archived)

I found this hard to wank to

... this is the internet isn't it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:27, archived)

QOTW------------------------>

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:27, archived)

if I wanted to read lies

I'd buy the Daily Mail

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:30, archived)

If you can't crack one off to the thought of 11,000 dangerous voles

then perhaps you haven't looked at enough internet.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:29, archived)

god damn it you're right man

I'm going to keep looking at porn until I can crack one out over anything... or my equipment shrivels up and drops off...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:32, archived)

Oh dear god

That's superbly spangworthy

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:31, archived)

go and stand in the corner and think about what you've done

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:40, archived)

when all you need is a shrew

/Alanis Morissette during her woodland creature phase

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 May 2011, 16:55, archived)

Ahahaha!

V. good. A+

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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:14, archived)

Hahaha fantastic

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:14, archived)

Arf.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:25, archived)

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:13, archived)

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