b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 39559 (Older | Newer)

# Mad fer it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha
nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Ta Fiendy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Skol is grim.
But this is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# FRESH


Click for fresher (236 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# arf!
saw this earlier. showed my mum, she laughed her fucking arseoff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# next we shall introduce her to freebase
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:41, archived)
# she's not ready for himyet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:42, archived)
# she'd probably have a heart attack
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:44, archived)
# no
she'd just give me a beady-eyed stare and say "you're weird"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# nothing out of the ordinary then
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:47, archived)
# wow. who are those lovely ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# me, my sister's best mate and my 2 new step-nieces
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:10, archived)
#


* trys to think of a better word to say, other than would.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:28, archived)
# you know you would ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:31, archived)
# They are all wearing smashing blouses!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Not the Skol I've found...
Wholesale place I've found, Skol, Black & Gold tin, get this...


...9%!!

Wahaaaaay!! It's great for diets, I've lost about ten Sunday afternoons so far :0D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Syrup in a can, man.
*pulls funny face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# That it is!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Skol 1080.
A mate of mine years back used to drink that. He was a proper alkie. Worked for the Forestry Commission, pissed up with a chainsaw.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Fuck, that's worse than Kestrel super.
You'll be drinking cheap Stock* next, from the bottle.

*cheap vermouth

/very wasted youth
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# aaah, stock
used to drink that crap every weekend, until i could get served in pubs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Haha
At one of the clubs in Leicester when I was at uni there, they sold "Gnats' Piss" lager from one of the taps for something like 50p a pint. I used to get quite beered up on it until the barman confided that it was actually Skol.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# ^this too
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Is that Tony's little friend?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:42, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# "Bend Spoons And Conquer"
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# In Soviet Russia...spoons bend you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# rimmer?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# i beg your pardon!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# looks a bit like him, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Bend me some copper, I'll be back for breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:14, archived)
# He hardly knows her!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# and that makes a difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# uh........................not really
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:41, archived)
# I just checked my silverware drawer . . . it got bent !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# which one's his wanking hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# The one with the pipe
little finger out and all
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# just as long as i know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# He's not that classy.
Check out the grip on that can though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Party spider loves to party!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# That's the life...

edit/ more spider fun

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# I bet he shoots webs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Bonkers and awesome in equal measure
It's a *click* from me, Amanda?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# That's really living it down . . . is that you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Not exactly......but it's close.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Altered Ego
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# -Ego
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
#
My ego altered, altered ego,
where ever I go, so does me go.

Profound.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Playmite lol
Nice slippers too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# (improved on the one i did Friday)
also: have a shit i a cuse girl XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:13, archived)
# juz chillin'
nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:53, archived)
# i dont know i prefer premiere
even tough i make a living with final cut pro
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# I'm with the spider on this one
but I too make my living with FCP. CRAZY WORLD.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Spiders with tits!
This could be a whole new genre.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Vnice:D
(herman:D, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Does it spin a lazy web?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Here come old flat-top..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Fuckin' WOO!
Shuriken! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# *finger guns*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# I made this and it is not good enough for a new thread, so I am going to really rudely share yours, rather than push it down the board:
so I am going to really rudely share yours rather than push it down the board:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Bow your heads; a legend is passing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# needs more Lennon
Woo, though!
(Brucie Bonus Will eat cash for peanuts, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:25, archived)
# woo
im always surprised how people can always come up with new ideas for this. i think it's something that will never die. the first time i saw abbey road in my life i didn't realize what potential it had.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# unlike Lennon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# :p
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Sterling effort, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I like the shadow on the left one the best ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 16 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Hehe
I dunno, the shadow on the green one seems more interested to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# A little bit too interested
The sick green fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 May 2011, 18:11, archived)
# The Beatles make all things possible.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# The old out and in . . . mazing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Ha!
I just quit playing because it was breaking my mind. I thought, "I'll go to b3ta and take a break from it".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Double George Fucking Win!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# woo! yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Woo, yourself.
This is aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:42, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:48, archived)
# This makes me smile
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Oh wow
Click 'n Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:41, archived)
# woo
(herman:D, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:22, archived)
# No woos yet?
This deserves a woo.
(funkatron, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:31, archived)
# How did I miss this?
Wow - tis fab :D have a click
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Oh dear
Your portals' have gone all floppy. You should see a doctor about that.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 17 May 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Bloody Marvelous!
Have a click and a woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# best. thing. ever
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# brilliant stuff...
deserves an FP. For shame, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Woo
Absolutely first time no photoshopping was needed...
(acidgiant, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# then go read the FAQs
bad man!


:)
(waxdart hello., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:51, archived)
# but.
I used m$paint. ;-p
(acidgiant, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:52, archived)
# that's an awful thing to do to jackie stallone!
(waxdart hello., Mon 16 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# gaddafi's face can just mould into any shape it wants
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Indeed it can
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# it's about time they made tango and cash 2
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Tango, Chip & PIN
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Fanta and Paypal
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I wonder how living in a tent is working out for him
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# This is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Ah em der law!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Is that sly?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Hello
American infidel!
(Carlosfandango, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Leave Stallone Alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Decaffeinated doesn't translate that well...
(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Mon 16 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Oof!
... And clicked.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Ye olde woo
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha! Fuck.
Too soon, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 16 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:17, archived)
# hahah - *clicks* - and then going back to check if her head was really nibbled by a donkey? Even more surreal and horrific if so.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Ooh.
*sharp intake of breath*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Oof!!! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Haha
I may as well repost something related I made last night then:
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Oh christ
I guess it had to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 May 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Nastywoo
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# *Blerb*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Enough of the Tracey Emin already
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# it's in the Arndale
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# heh heh.......mnnnnnnggggggg.....dogs sometimes look like their owners:
www.deism.com/einstein.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
# What a load of quotemined shit that site has collected
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# sure has
I quite like Einstein's quote though...."we see the universe marvelously arranged and obeying certain laws but only dimly understand these laws"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# that is a good quote
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# My doggy don't wear glasses
so they're lying when they say
a dog looks like its owner
aren't they

/John Hegley
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Hai Stan!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:30, archived)
# monkeyface
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Goblin Chronos Devours His Own Son - A tribute to Goya.

Watercolours without using water - just cider and spittle.
(darkwavepunk, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# really good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# mmm...tasty Goya
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Ha! Classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Should be adopted by the Tenerife Tourist Board
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Tracey Emin, Tory (good for the arts apparently), prepared to leave UK because of 50% tax,

updated old pic
I quite liked her, especially the way she talked about her work but I've had to re-evaluate, what with her love affair with the Tories and recent comments she's made.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# it's a weird monday
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# oh *now* I see what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# it's a neon bum & fanny
the trick is not to think about those two things in conjunction with Tracey Emin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I'm trying hard not to think about it
instead, I'm going to think about Lego
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# ^this ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Poundland on Seven Sisters Road has some awesome bootLego sets at the moment
I'm going after work to pick some up
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# get me a couple too, would you?
www.flickr.com/photos/93123479@N00/sets/72157594220531894/
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# its LEGO, not Lego. You don't deserve to own any if you can't describe it correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# This is IMPORTANT

Hey, at least he didn't say he was goign to play with his legos.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:03, archived)
# I got that part
the rest of it must be way above my head

incidentally, I met Emin once
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Did you punch her repeatedly in her stupid, pretentious face?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:44, archived)
# with a large pointy stick
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# covered in aids
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 16 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# 'Fraid not, she's a friend of my then-missus
It was quite a polite and friendly affair
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# FAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# a polite and friendly affair until you kicked her in the clunge
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# He'd have lost his foot if he'd tried that
It's like the Bermuda triangle of Margate, allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Dairylea triangle more like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Mmmm, cheesey minge!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
# hahahaha, that's quite unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# very much this
once I'd worked out what it was
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# haha...good riddance
over-rated slapper
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Over-rated and over-hyped
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Can I be the first to suggest we keep the tory government in power
Ringo Starr and Tracey Emin both say they will not come back into the country due to the high tax, I say it's a small price to pay to keep the fuckers out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# I saw him on the One Show
he appears to be the most humourless bastard in existence
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I saw
didn't he just come across like a smug bastard, and the comment that everyone on the show with him is a superstar but he is the greatest WTF
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Hahah
This is fantastic :)
(jansenmann woo hoo, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Avida Dollars
Racey mint e
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# GYAAAAHH!!
I can strongly, STRONGLY recommend against doing a Google image search for her name. "Rough as arseholes" doesn't even begin to cover it!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# My Charlize Theron clone is almost ready
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# TY
I have now also created the anti lens-flare as seen by the black hole thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I'd like to have sex with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# there's no input socket in the Mark I clone
you'll have to wait for the Mark IV variant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I'm sure Vaggy has the apparatus to make his own hole
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Yes, but it doesn't auger well...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# bore ing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# bring wood and oil
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# the wood has been brought
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# could you have not tweaked the DNA to give her bigger tits?
she's lully, but i'm a breast man.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# let me see what I can do
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Ok I deleted that pic as it was nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# too big
i sprained my hand when i last met her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I recognise the name but don't really know who she is
however on the evidence before me, I agree that it'd be nice if she had bigger 'uns'
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Nicole Peters tits!...YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Most excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:30, archived)
# If you don't ask...


Jaw droppingly hopeful post on the South Glos Freecycle board
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I've seen worse on Freecycle
however - see if they have any crash helmets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# This may appear to be a non-sequitur
but I fucked your mother in every hole
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Including The Old Rose in Victoria?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# especially up the old Victoria rose
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# it's quite the best hole in which to sequiter nonly
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# she fucking loved it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:04, archived)
# they invariably do
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Necrophile
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I had to get the car jack to prise her rictus jaw open
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Dames love it when you get the classy equipment out
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Blackboard erasers, pencil sharpeners and the like
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# What is wrong with your brain?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# oooh, which to watch, this or the space shuttle leaving atmosphere.....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Are you daft
no really are you fucking soft in the head
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I wonder if she'd take pubic wool / yarn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10223793
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# freecycle is really just full of old tat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# no you are
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# you coming on sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Sunday, oh, oooh, I'll certainly try
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# cool.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# spinctersezwhat
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# we didn't ask
people on Freecycle round here ask for cars all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
#
It annoys the fuck out of me when I see people openly posting wanted ad's for stuff to sell at car boot sales.

But I dont see the problem with someone asking if anyone has any wool to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# I'm sorry everyone on /board has been rude to you, it used to be friendlier here.
Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# I had forgotten
what a bunch of twunts you lot are, still you're like a bible meeting compared to those gits on Talk. I shall return to QOTW and not darken your doors again

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I'll pay you all a visit in a couple days
You can tell me to go fuck myself. We'll laugh about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The internets is powered by pandas
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Automaton panda!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I've never had to animate that kinda cranking motion before
it was pretty interesting getting it to work and look smooth. Ish.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# And Bamboo powered cable.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# pandas are lazy shits
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Too obvious?


I could probably have done this better, but then you would not have anything to moan about.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Meat is murder, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# tasty, tasty murder
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Is there any other sort of murder?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I see Ramsay's got a new show on of extreme foods for him to try
in one of them (possibly tonight) he eats the still beating heart of a snake.
I've some suggestions for future dishes he should try:
1. Shit from a diseased horse
2. A freshly circumcised foreskin
3. rusty nails on toast
4. lava bread made from real lava
5. and his own face so we don't have to see it (although that's probably the same as 2)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I do not understand these programmes.
I know that meat comes from animals and am in no way surprised by this. Are townies really that dense?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I think increasingly so
and kids to an even more disturbing level.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# There's no need for kids to know where meat comes from - just as no one knows where the components of computers come from.
Or plastic, or CDs, or clothes, or anything.

All they need to know is that they can go to a shop and get whatever it is they want in exchange for money.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# yep, that's pretty much the shape and size of it
and is why when asked what Crisps are made from so many get confused and say "apples" "breadcrumbs" and such like.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Knowing where is comes from leads to eating better quality meat
I like my read meat very blue so am very fussy about where it comes from and how it's been stored.
Also chicken tastes of nothing if it's not free ranged and eaten good quality feed.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Yes I agree.
Meat from Waitrose is better than meat from Asda.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# meat shouldn't travel too far either
which is why I get mine delivered on pizza, it only has to travel from cardboard box to my mouth then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# And meat from Morrisons is delivered fresh.
It's just by the time you actually get fucking served by the dumb corpse behind the till it's sprouting flies.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# This is not actually true.
Good meat is better than bad meat, but free-range chickens will, de-facto, be less tender than barn hens.

Not that I want the poor buggers barn reared, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# So?
I don't need to know about the forest-farming, wood-pulping, paper-making, ink-distilling or typesetting industries to buy a newspaper
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Precisely.
That's my point - all this nonsense about knowing where meat comes from like it would make a difference to anything if they did.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Eh I think it was HT who posted this the other week:
www.animalsandsociety.org/assets/462_mitchellsa.pdf
"Whenever and wherever possible, it is important that nonhuman farming be portrayed as abusive in its essential character, even in its supposedly more benign forms such as “free range,” “traditional,” or “grass fed.” It needs to be apprehended by the public as a system in which nonhumans are held captive, mutilated, controlled, impregnated, castrated, and killed."

Which is quite frankly a load of shite
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# depends on how you're reading that and how out of context you place it
I posted it the other week because it contained interesting stuff on how the brain filters things out and allows terrible things to happen (like the holocaust)

That said I do agree that we should stop making flouncy phrases and hiding from the reality of how animals are treated/slaughtered and processed for mass consumption. If people don't like it, stop eating the things.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Well I've worked on farms, I've seen inside an abbatoir and I still eat meat
I agree that people should be better informed about where their food comes from but I don't think greater understanding of the field-to-plate-process would alter their choices much one way or the other.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# you're coming from the opposite side to who this is aimed at though
a startling number of people have no concept of where their food comes from or what is done to it to make it in to Mr Men shaped processed meat slices. This is about re-educating, not scaring off. Although if it does encourage people to eat less then its a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Come Dine With Me yesterday was ace.
Featured a woman who wouldn't eat rabbit, because it's a rabbit.

But was happy to eat pigs, lambs and cows, though.

FFS. Either you eat meat, or you need to be shot for meat. That's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# so Jewish people should eat pork
because they eat chicken?
I think people should be allowed to choose what they don't eat. seems odd for mob rule to be applied there.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# As an agnostic
I think not eating a meat because a god might frown is a bit silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I find many religious rules and regulations a bit silly to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I think the kosha thing came about because of the lack of refrigeration in those days.
Hard to explain to some peasant about food safety so just say "it's gods will" and you're sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Religions are just jumped-up farming guides.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I find their silly guidelines on
not taking their veins, raping their ass or coveting their cloven hooves somewhat confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# especially the ass-raping part
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# The "meat is murder" crew make about as much sense
It's all anthropomorphic bullshit anyway - this cow has a right to life but this carrot doesn't.

Hypocrites and shitehawks, the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# carrots don't do massive stinky farts though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
#
Vegetarians do though.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Sadly, some probably are.
I'ld eat the snake heart. Dont see how this is any worse than any other kind of offal.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I hate such things - it is utterly revolting in every way.
What kind of sick fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# The kind of sick fuck who doesn't belive in wasting meat
Got nothing against eating snake so why not the whole thing?

Is eating a snake any less moral than eating a lamb?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# And? All you've achieved is I just realised i've never eaten rabbit.
I'll be sure to correct that an the earliest opportunity.

Also

www.keziefoods.co.uk/products/alternativemeats?gclid=CKS3pZnH7KgCFUFC4QodyCdqBw

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# That is my blog. I am trying to show you that I was not serious.
I have an account with Kezie and have eaten everything on that page except camel.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# *checks profile* *see's link to blog* *understands*
Ah... thought you were just trying to shock didn't clock that was your blog.

Not bought anything from Kezie, was a bit wary of meat from the post.
Is it just vac-sealed or keep chilled somehow?

Also what would you recommend for a BBQ in steak form?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Comes in a polystyrene chest
with loads of ice packs (which have weird frozen gel in them).

I like Impala above all things, although crocodile is excellent (but too expensive for everyday eating).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Hmm impala it is then. You suggest rare, medium rare etc?
Although, tempted to get some crocodile for the opportunity to say to the missus...
"Get me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy".
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:44, archived)
# An ex-gf refused to eat eggs
because she was 'lactose intolerant'. No amount of gentle persuasion shouting that eggs come from hens, not cows would persuade her otherwise.

Because eggs were delivered by the milkman and therefore were 'dairy'.

(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Does she also not like arctic explorers?
Some of them lack toes.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Not entirely relevant to this image though
since these are not chickens which will ever be eaten by humans.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Is it a picture of chickens?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Yes
but also, they are only for eggs. They'd taste terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# As would the Duracell batteries.
Although the 9V ones can produce a nice zing on the tastebuds.

In fact, why does even just the thought of it trigger the taste on my tongue? Freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# I feel the same.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# It's Frisian in here.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# *filenames*
Fuxxaik.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Ayethanqueue!
From the old days when we had tiny file sizes in the FAQ and animations needed to be under 100k.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# where are the ice cream vans?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# ...and the plan, and the key to, enter into Mu-Mu...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Okaaay....
ris-ing here but have a pic




Click for bigger (165 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Kitten Power?
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# All involved in that programe and it's entire audience
Need to be rounded up and shot thrice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# New compo
Executing late 90's pop bands
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# First up: Blur, Oasis and Radiohead.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# If I formed a 90s tribute band, I would call it 'Bluradioasishead'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I want to enter a couple of pictures of impala into the compo
and so I thought that I might put them here, since nobody wants to talk to you anyway. Would that be okay?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Smashing, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ITACUD!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I'VE SEEN THESE BEFORE
DO SOMETHING NEW LORD MANLEY OF VEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# the new ITACUD
Specially developed for Italian ruminants
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Haha!
Smashing stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
# But that's a Thompson's Gazelle*
*may be a Grant's gazelle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
#
My wife hates her, I never quite understand why as she is a pretty calm person usually (my wife), but for some reason known only to herself she rages whenever her name is mentioned.

So I keep putting that stupid program on series link on the Sky box.

Needless to say the wife is unimpressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# your wife should divorce you
as you clearly record it to wank to and just pretend it was a joke when she spots it in the series link list
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
#
But then I would have to set up that stupid remote record to do it

Would be far too much hassle :p
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# WEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:12, archived)
# I didnt give you permission to post my picture!
although I will admit it was a fun day swinging on those bad boys
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Merde!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Fantastic work Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Cheers Paul
:):)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Ah ah but was it a Frame Up! Ummm? Well? NWO, MSG, Illuminarti, Fucking Shitty Pope Magnets!?
I sense conspiracy!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha
More piss-taking of this man please.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Run Kirk RUN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Morning Proj
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Damn it Jim, it's an Uncloaked Klingon Warbird not a Romulan Bird of Prey!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# What's wrong with Kirk's face, Mummy?
Woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I didn't change the whole face
just the eyes, nose and mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# hair fail.........................................HAIR FAIL !!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I know
but I'm lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Needs more bassoon!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Will Self FTW
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# IMF :Inbred Monetary Freaks.....

One from my vaults. modelled in 3D, sketch render then to photoshop for the bad spelling and post work...lol should see this monster walk.....
whos for international fuck over the whole IMF in photoshop day :)
(smooow I like to run with knives, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Double-posting is considered bad form, old bean.
Just to let you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# yeah sorry... i just realised was supost to be under the other one!!!! me bad !!!!!
(smooow I like to run with knives, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Inbread?
A monetary freek sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Personally I class getting kicked to within an inch of your life then anally raped and then beaten to death
to be the worse kind of violence, with maybe a little more bum rape when you are dead
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I disagree.
I'd say repeatedly panning someone in the face with an enormous mutant spider while raping them up the bum with a shovel is the worst kind of violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I detract what I said above
^ This is the worse kind of violence if a little necrophilia is added
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Poor spelling is the worst kind of violence.
Wurst is the best kind of sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# guess she dident like his ballout fund proposal..

morning all, finally got some PS time, and the gods drop me this French IMF sex case :P thank you lordy.....
(smooow I like to run with knives, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Strangest case of rape ever
maybe she should just keep her mouth shut next time? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# there's something mighty fishy about this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# you know the whole thing stinks they normaly bring bpros in for that i guess he saw the maid and though he was at home.
(smooow I like to run with knives, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:11, archived)
# If this was berlusconi he would be heralded as a national hero
obviously in italy not france
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# lol its expected of them in Italy tho...
(smooow I like to run with knives, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# You can almost imaging the head line
Berlusconi only beds one woman
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# touching all time her ass?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# with no hands!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# nice you started the discussion i was hoping for
so seriously they could sentence him to 15-20 years in PRISON. he didn't even get any poon so what the heck. just notice the difference: here you get 9 years for MURDER and that means that you did something so he could get 15 for just WANTING to - that's like minority report
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah, laws that protect women from potential rapists are so unfair.
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# im not saying laws that protect women from rapists are unfair
i just notice a big difference between euro law and yank law. in Europe he would have probably just had to pay a fine or what do i know. i shake my head when i hear that rapists just get like 5 years here and murderers 9 or 10 while he didn't rape her (thank god) and can get 15-20.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Where as in america he would get off without any problems due to his position of power
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# i dont think that any french has any power in the usa
but who knows if he even did anything. maybe he just came out of the shower when she entered the room and slipped on his soap or something.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# he is so going to jail. if he dont then everyone will know there un touchable and were all fucked.
(smooow I like to run with knives, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Is English your second language?
Just asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# no first but hevery dislexic. i express myself better in images then words :)
(smooow I like to run with knives, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:26, archived)
# could be worse, he could have stolen some money
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Scariest inflatable, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:30, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds