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Here we go, one hour to bid (unless you turn up to the Bash where you can bid live this evening!

ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE CAT SURVIVAL TRUST/The upkeep of Nina the Snow Leopard and chums

To bid, Simply Gaz Riverghost your maximum bid for the artwork you want.
The auction will then take place this evening at the London Bash.
Winners will be notified as and when the Auctioneer can.
If you're not notified it's probably safe to assume you didn't win ;)

1. A sketch of Sequential Art character of your choice by JollyJack
2. A drawing of Andrew McDavies Doughnut doing what you want (within reason) by Thorsonofodin
3. A portrait of Sherlock Holmes by dotmund
4. A drawing of Thatcher in a grave by K3b/-\b
5. Noggin the Smug by The Twisted Omentum
6. A print of a chilly scene by claptonista
7. A zombification of YOU by Rev. Jesse
8. A Venetian mask by Clay
9. A carrot painting by Rev Jesse
10. A5 Line Art portrait of Gil Scott-Heron by HappyToast
11. Blackadder/Sausage A4 line art by HappyToast
12. A mystery Happytoast penis related drawing. actually fuck it, whatever the bidder wants me to draw (within reason/my artistic ability)
13. A framed print by Fanny Craddock
14. An awesome robocat plush by Fanny Craddock
15. The Twisted Omentum's awesome pub artwork - That's 12 pictures right there!!
16. A picture of YOU being mauled by Nina the Snow Leopard drawn by HappyToast
17. Sponsor a comedy sketch by Afinkawan!!! maybe get your name in there somewhere ;)
18. A drawing of a pair of labrador ducks by Colonel Boris
19. A signed Reflected Loaf print by The Magic of Chutney

We're still open to more artwork if anyone wants to contribute in the last minutes :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:02, archived)

This is a very nice thing to do.

*ponders*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:07, archived)

I have my eye on 3 things

'noon, meneer

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:12, archived)

Hello!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:34, archived)

Might be of no use to anyone but...

I can put up a specially written big cat themes comedy sketch. No promises but I should be able to get it performed by professional actors and send the mp3 to the winner.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:09, archived)

Or you could make your very own jukebox

from scratch ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:16, archived)

that sounds like an awesome thing that could work well for the Trust

if a little complicated to get my head around right now.
Talk to Jahled, could it be something that the Trust could have on their website perhaps/use as an advert?

Can anyone bidding on it get their name in? is that ok? or similar

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:18, archived)

erm...

Yes.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 28 May 2011, 17:53, archived)

Yes I can put the winner's name in, yes happy for the trust to use it.

Also happy to do a personalised jukebox if someone wants to buy one.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 28 May 2011, 18:21, archived)

If you cant get professionals just get othe rpeople to do it and shop famous faces on

or masks

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 18:40, archived)

I'll sign and frame one of my Reflected Loaf drawings and post out to anyone who wins it!

(might even include a battenberg!)

Edit: Ooooh blimey! I'm gonna feel bad now if one person wins over another :( [Good luck guys/gals]

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:49, archived)

me me me me

me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me !!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:55, archived)

ha ha :)

Put yer money down then fella!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:00, archived)

Have dundid!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:14, archived)

*Shoves TTO aside*

me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

edot: feck, I've put me bid in too late. I hope Ghostie accepts it

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:15, archived)

so it's a fight you want then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
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ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
ME
ME

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:27, archived)

*hunts for massive spanging pan*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:34, archived)

*deploys Spanginator*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:37, archived)

Pfft

That is titchy compared to mine

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:39, archived)

what? the pan?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:57, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 May 2011, 17:21, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 17:51, archived)

Chutters

I am going to gaz you. Check in 5 minutes.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:31, archived)

cheat!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:34, archived)

Fear not, there is no skullderrgery!

all remains fair :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:43, archived)

Au Contraire, Omey

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:48, archived)

Roger / Wilco / Over / Out

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:34, archived)

Bidded!

Let the auction wars begin!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:56, archived)

wish I'd seen this earlier :(

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:08, archived)

stick a bid in anyway - I'm sure Ghosty wont mind

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:15, archived)

done

just on the offchance

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:21, archived)

Actually I don't know if this is any use,

but I guess I could offer a print of this old thing which I can re-render in high resolution.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:26, archived)

That's lully

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:28, archived)

too late though, I guess :(

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 28 May 2011, 17:10, archived)

Not at all

they are carrying on th eauction tonight - ask Happytoast or Riverghost

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 17:42, archived)

Oh BOLLOCKS. I missed this by a whole sodding hour..... :(

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:55, archived)

Once again I have another reason to hate living in America.

I've missed this whole thing.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Always 8 hours difference. And I woke up in a knotted up state.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 28 May 2011, 18:44, archived)

Is California a knotted up state then?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 18:58, archived)

Knot any more. I just had three espressos.

Phew.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 28 May 2011, 19:30, archived)

enjoy

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 19:35, archived)

why

would i want any of that shite in my home?

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sat 28 May 2011, 20:30, archived)

because your home is shite and it would go nicely

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 20:50, archived)

That's not really an answer though...

...more of a guess.

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sat 28 May 2011, 21:09, archived)

no I've seen it

.....shite

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 21:14, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:48, archived)

Ha Ha. Nice! No wait, ginger creams :)

I don't think sharks really care if Jaffa Cakes are cakes or biscuits.

Wheras cats most certainly do.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 28 May 2011, 15:03, archived)

'You can now!', surely?

/pedantic cunt

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:59, archived)

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 28 May 2011, 18:19, archived)

"I hate Italians, with their slanty little eyes..."

"No wait, that's Italics..."

© Milton Jones

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 May 2011, 19:43, archived)

paHAHA

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sat 28 May 2011, 21:22, archived)

Now, their caramel wafers are lovely...

(TallJim, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:33, archived)

Bloody hell I'm eating here! XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:36, archived)

Eating elephant poo, intently watching the way it's bum opens as the poo comes out?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:55, archived)

I'd already finished lunch, but will this thought linger onto dinner?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:06, archived)

I approve of all of their delicious produce.

Tunnocks, not elephants.

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:39, archived)

^What she said

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:16, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:45, archived)

Missed out the chance for a sly CDC at the end, there.

Might have been a bit too excessive though.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:19, archived)

That's horrifying. And funny.

But...I can't imagine the google search you used for the source...

*shudder*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:46, archived)

It's from the BBC!

From the life of mammals, it's actually a rhinos bum.

(TallJim, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:08, archived)

Well. Could have fooled me.

Director: "Go over there and tape that rhino busting a grumpy"
Cameraguy: "Fuck you, do it yourself"

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 28 May 2011, 19:51, archived)

White Puddings rule OK

(Cosa Nostril, Mon 30 May 2011, 6:18, archived)

Gil Scott-Heron

A5 Line art added to the art auction
Also, this is the older piece of HappyToast doodling I'll be sending to some (un?)lucky bidder

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:19, archived)

*salutes*

Awesome work, Mister.

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:25, archived)

Nice

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Frogbeat, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:27, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:38, archived)

I have bid on this!

I am please there are no willies involved heh.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:17, archived)

Very nice tribute.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:19, archived)

thats awesome that

Im just happy that i saw the guy play at least once in my life..

(Sherbs, Sun 29 May 2011, 11:10, archived)

i seem to've missed the vimod party

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:57, archived)

Vimod's looking pretty sexy these days.

The bike is an upgrade from the old zamboni days

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 May 2011, 13:59, archived)

He's pretending he doesn't know his old zamboni friends anymore :(

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:11, archived)

trust me -- you didn't miss anything :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:16, archived)

i'm always too slow with my ps skills

otherwise it could've gained some momentum, though, probably not, eh?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:31, archived)

Nice shoes.

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:25, archived)

thanks, i bought them to match my minnie mouse t shirt

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:32, archived)

is it gay shift time ?

(herman:D, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:42, archived)

There was a party? Better catch the next flight to be there in time for the Bash

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 28 May 2011, 14:47, archived)

You know those things you need to get out your head before it can leave you at peace?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:39, archived)

I quite like good mimes.

Should I be shot?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:42, archived)

No, but you should be trapped inside a glass box

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:44, archived)

My father was Lenin you insensitive bastard.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:46, archived)

He was talking about

Alexander Magnus

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:51, archived)

Silent . . . but deafly . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:45, archived)

Oh I see - ninjas are farts now are they?

You fucking racist you sicken me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:46, archived)

He who smelt it . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:51, archived)

... is a trained killer, expert in death and all it's forms.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:15, archived)

Ninja elite of the clowning fraternity.

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:49, archived)

They brought their own stripey costumes

Gaol will suit them

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:15, archived)

Hahaha! Now THAT makes me want a potato.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzT4l0uULMY

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 28 May 2011, 14:42, archived)

YAY it's back!

You have no idea how disappointed I was when this was deleted. I can't explain it, but I think this is the best thing on Youtube.

THANK YOU

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:56, archived)

I had a vague feeling I saw you mention that this was missing the other day

so I went looking for it. Found it yesterday and have it backed up on my account now.

It won't go missing again. It is genius :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 28 May 2011, 15:10, archived)

huzzah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:35, archived)

Yeah, baby! Dig the Sausage Groove!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUYG5S-K2DA

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 28 May 2011, 15:41, archived)

Unbearably sexeh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:46, archived)

0_o

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:50, archived)

Moustache. *nods*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaDl6Q2qHFI

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 28 May 2011, 16:03, archived)

the videos related to this expose the dark underbelly of youtube

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:29, archived)

mmm

(Frank Lambshank, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:24, archived)

First pic!

Welcome to b3ta.

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:30, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:39, archived)

Well done and welcome

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 28 May 2011, 13:45, archived)

SOLID

it all pans out in the end . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:52, archived)

Biss this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:59, archived)

Or maybe

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:59, archived)

The top one.

The blinking eyes are a distraction.
Woo, also.

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:03, archived)

I have only compoed the top one.

The bottom one took an extra 35 seconds at most.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:40, archived)

Aww bless

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:15, archived)

RIP

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:40, archived)

This news has truly upset me

I was a massive fan.

I was supposed to see him in concert last year, after the realease of his latest, wonderful album.

The fecking ash cloud put paid to those plans.

RIP you fecking genius.

Top pic

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:47, archived)

I hope that his funeral is not

televised.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:58, archived)

that was deep

*takes another toke*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:03, archived)

But that does not look anything like Janet Brown

Or Jeff Conaway?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:50, archived)

Terible news

Good night to the Godfather of Rap

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:55, archived)

Saw him at the Kentish Town Forum, back in the early 90's.

We'd jumped into The Bull and Gate for a couple of cheeky pints, beforehand, and wondered who the vaguely familiar, dishevelled dude playing pool was.
Standing next to him at the bar it soon clicked who he actually was. Our thoughts on the night ahead were ones of "This is gonna suck. He's utterly wasted."
He could hardly stand when he came on stage, but once he started, all memories of the man in the pub went out of the window.

A genuine star.
A sad loss.

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:56, archived)

Also:

R.I.P. Kenickie

Jeff Conaway
1950-2011
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Conaway

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:26, archived)

Each One

Reach One
Each One
Teach One

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:58, archived)

RIP BILL COSBY 4EVA IN AR HARTS XXXX

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:03, archived)

*scats*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:40, archived)

yeah, he made some top tunes RIP dude - nice pic too *clicks*

although not too sure how much airtime his excellent track 'Whitey on the moon' would get nowdays :)

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:30, archived)

and whitey still on the moon

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presferatu, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:48, archived)

The world has lost someone truly talented

:~(

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 28 May 2011, 18:26, archived)

Annie wanna bickie!?

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..wil, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:10, archived)

Ginger. Biscuit.

Done.

(click)

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:11, archived)

haha

You are the Weakest Biscuit, Goodbye!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:14, archived)

she is frightening

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:15, archived)

That's no ginger nut, oh no wait....it is.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:17, archived)

reverse PEZ dispenser

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:18, archived)

That's very Gilliam-esque

I imagine it with 'nomnomnom' noises and Gilliam's voice growling out ''Ave a biscuit'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:19, archived)

It is an easy style to imitate with this kinda stuff

and why resist I say!?

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..wil, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:24, archived)

DINSDALE!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 28 May 2011, 12:33, archived)

Woo...

they look a little like Fish Sticks!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:20, archived)

Crumbs!

Jings!
Crivens!

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:23, archived)

This is a lie

She cannot open her mouth at all and takes her nutrients anally

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Richard Shitheels, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:37, archived)

lets hope nobody decides to shop that

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 28 May 2011, 12:39, archived)

*GETS RIGHT ON IT*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:40, archived)

brill :)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:27, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:37, archived)

Shut that bitch up.

Cram her mouth with dog biscuits until she chokes. Then keep cramming until the dry, rusklike collations have absorbed every last molecule of moisture from her unholy body clearly resurrected by some Satanic ritual involving the sacrifice of goats, Freebase and kittens.

I actually don't like Anne Robinson much.

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.Yeti., Mon 30 May 2011, 1:30, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:58, archived)

no replies -- now everyone will suffer the wrath

CLICK FOR EXTREMELY NIPPLY NSFW VERSION (HAVE LUBE AND A TEA TOWEL AT THE READY)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:17, archived)

Brr. A bit nipply, today..

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:21, archived)

i hadn't noticed that until after i posted

does that make me gay?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:29, archived)

Perhaps, but I'm no expert.

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:31, archived)

Yes.

Probably.

I don't know.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:18, archived)

draws a bag on its head.

Swaps

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:23, archived)

no wrath here!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:33, archived)

NSFW.

*hides*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:52, archived)

There is only one nipple in this image, and nearly whited out =(

I demand a refund*, this is not the filth I signed up for!

*or would have, had I paid

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 28 May 2011, 14:57, archived)

My goodness. She's certainly matured...I remember when she was just a baby.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:45, archived)

I'm so very sorry. The voices made me do it.

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:57, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:58, archived)

Cat filters FTW!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:26, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:29, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:39, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:49, archived)

Ha-ha!

Excellent.

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:59, archived)

also...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:11, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:30, archived)

i'm as mad as hell!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:42, archived)

She's looking for the font of all knowledge

*runs*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:13, archived)

You stole that joke from a comedian

Now somewhere there's a comic, sans his material.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:15, archived)

I took an Arial view and decided to be bold

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:16, archived)

Suppose I should have seen this coming and not wandered into the trap

It's a sign of the Times. Knew Roamin' about would cause trouble.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:19, archived)

Got them off the web. Dings can only get better!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:24, archived)

this has gone too far

don't press the issue

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:27, archived)

You do like to make an impact

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:36, archived)

i like to do what I can

when i don't have too much on my plate
(i'm digging deep already, so don't ream me)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:43, archived)

you meed a copper for that :P

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:45, archived)

that was not a stock reply

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:57, archived)

He'll need a blood transfusion after this

Think he's a typo negative.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:01, archived)

So we don't have to send a Courier?

How very modern!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:35, archived)

you can find one by searching the Miriad Web

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:37, archived)

Pfft.

Talk about typecasting.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 28 May 2011, 11:19, archived)

hehe spang

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:24, archived)

She has double vision because that's stereotyping!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:16, archived)

"Get your teeth into a small slice The cake of liberty"

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LS18, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:49, archived)

nsfw

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:50, archived)

it's a copy of his trunk

see trunk

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LS18, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:51, archived)

i meant the sex scene in the background ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:59, archived)

maybe nsfw if you work in a zoo

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LS18, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:00, archived)

i sometimes wonder

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:11, archived)

I s'pose familiar then

oops-it's not RP Sun

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LS18, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:15, archived)

similar

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:55, archived)

www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=15716018

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:49, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:49, archived)

The B3ta London Bash 1st magical online/offline Art Auction

At tonight's London B3ta Bash we'll be holding an auction of b3ta related artwork with all proceeds going to the Cat Survival Trust and our beloved Nina's upkeep.
To open it up and make sure anyone who couldn't make it gets a chance of joining the fun we'll be taking bids via gaz today up until 4pm.

So if you can't be there, and want a piece of the auction action, submit your best bid to riverghost and an independent bidder will take your place at the auction itself.

Usual Auction rules apply, we'll start low and you only pay what you you need to (not straight in at the best bid) and obviously if you're outbid by another b3tan you don't win, nor does it cost you anything.

But if you want to throw money at the Cat Survival Trust anyway, do feel free to do so ;)

Current vague list of artwork available to bid on: (hopefully we'll get more art shown here as the day progresses)
An Andrew McDavies drawing of your design from Thorsonofodin
Some amazing watercolours by TTO
A brilliant picture of Sherlock Holmes by dotmund
A Sequential Art character of your choice by Mr Jolly Jack!
A frightening picture of Thatcher by k3b/-\b
A picture of YOU being mauled by Nina drawn by HappyToast
The A5 line art of HappyToast's Gil Scott-Heron portrait
A mystery HappyToast drawing that will no doubt involve stumpy people with their willies out
Blackadder/Disctionary/Sausage! original A4 line art by HappyToast
A smashing print from claptonista
A carrot painting by Rev.Jesse
Something from FannyCraddock
An amazing venetian mask made by Clay
A zombie Photomanipulation of YOU by Rev.Jesse

Hopefully more stuff will be announced as the day progresses - We're open to more contributions, feel free to list what you can provide in a reply below and I'll update the main list.

As for bidding just gaz riverghost with the following info: Your name, the scribble you want to bid on, your maximum bid

YOU HAVE UNTIL 4PM TO BID

Job done, winnners to be announce tomorrow at a guess as people may be too drunk to type it all up this evening ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:10, archived)

I'm so excited to be coming along!!

First bash ever! I'm coming with Emvee :D
Do you need me to bring anything?

I'm already drunk.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:13, archived)

From the bashes I went to back in the day

All you need with you is Gin.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:15, archived)

I won't be there, my life conspires to prevent such things

it's partly why I'm setting this going, as a penance

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:20, archived)

*sad face*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:31, archived)

*fears*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:16, archived)

hahaha!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:23, archived)

cat survival?

is that where house cats are trained by ex-sas cats to survive in hostile enviroments?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:14, archived)

lolz

(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:40, archived)

I'll draw a nasty caricature of Marget Thatcher if anyone wants it, or Julia Gillard,

but how will it get from Australia to the auction?

EDIT:
I offer this if anyone cares:

Click for bigger (125 kb)
(pencil on a4, the image takes up about half the page. Please send me a gaz if someone buys it and I'll post aussie post to wherever...)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 May 2011, 9:24, archived)

dunno, but i wouldn't recommend Australia Post

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:30, archived)

lol you've tried our postal service then

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 May 2011, 9:34, archived)

tried! but fail, regularly

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:43, archived)

Post?

great idea tho!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:30, archived)

so it doesn't have to be there by the time the auction comences?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 May 2011, 9:34, archived)

How about scanning it so they can see what they are bidding for

then you can post it over when the auction is done.
B3tans will wait for artz, I'm sure.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:36, archived)

yeah that's what I was thinking, but it would have to be a photo as I don't have a scanner...

but if that's ok, and people would like to bid on one of my shitty pencil drawings...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 May 2011, 9:40, archived)

holy shit! one of my previous drawings of her turns up on a google search!

*prouds*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 May 2011, 9:42, archived)

it's all about the love, man!

And as a non-artz type, I salute your efforts :D

and also ^^ link please!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:43, archived)

This was the picture

if you google: ' julia gillard caricature ' no safe search it was about number 10 or so...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 May 2011, 9:56, archived)

haha!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:06, archived)

^ This wins!

Also I just knocked another one out!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:12, archived)

erm....

sexlols!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:24, archived)

Hello

You can have this picture of Sherlock Holmes to add to your list. It's roughly A4 size, on an old magazine page.

I'm about to fuck off for the weekend, so just drop me a line to tell me how it went and I'll get back to it as soon as I can.

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:37, archived)

That is extraordinarily kind.

I wonder if you are not turning into me, but with talent?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:31, archived)

I might just have to bid on this as it is woosome

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:02, archived)

Cheers mate.

Could I just say that anyone signed up or not signed up who wants to come, the bash starts at 5PM in the fuction room on the first floor of Oneills. You won't be able to get into the function room before 5pm as all the raffle stuff will be locked in there.
Prizes for the raffle include frames wildcat prints, CST goodies, the wonderful people at my local offie have donated a ten year old bottle of posh wine.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:40, archived)

Yay

I suppose I should get out of bed then ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:59, archived)

Black on sugar please.

I has so much to do it's not funny!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:00, archived)

How very splendid of you sir!

And a huge thank you on behalf of the Trust.
Shame I can't be there but a chum has chosen today to go and get wedded. I might have a cheeky bid on something though.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:11, archived)

I hope you point at him

and exclaim "you know what i'm missing to see you two getting married," in a completely dead pan, really meant, sort of way

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:11, archived)

Hi Happytoast

If there is time / inclination I would like to offer the original Noggin the Smug watercolour framed and the twelve "Famous Faces Down at the Pub" watercolours for auction.

copies attached

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:13, archived)

You superstar :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:25, archived)

pleasure - they just sit in files otherwise

I have a "cfb" version of the pub pics - I'll message them to you.

:-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:52, archived)

Those are properly lovely

Oooh it's my b3taday too. Happy candle, me!

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in vino veritas, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:27, archived)

CANDLES!

_CAKE

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:29, archived)

hello missus

happy b3rthday

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:36, archived)

candles to you

woo!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:38, archived)

happy candles matey!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:51, archived)

Happy candles Missy!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:13, archived)

Happy B3taday.

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:35, archived)

these are amazing - really well done and clever.

well done.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:36, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:25, archived)

Top quality, TTO.

*applause*

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:34, archived)

cheers Cap!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:07, archived)

I want the pub scene!

Want
Want
Want
Want

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:33, archived)

bid

bid
bid
bid
bid

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:53, archived)

I have!

I've always wanted one of your creations (as you know) and this is my chance.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:17, archived)

This sounds great :)

Stick some piccies of the artwork up, I might even bid.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:17, archived)

Alas, if I had something I thought people might want, I'd add it to the list.

As it stands - I applaud all involved in this endeavour, and hope today's bash becomes the stuff of legend.
Huzzah!

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:33, archived)

We've got a JollyJack original up for grabs too now!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:53, archived)

Snow leopards with tits!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:59, archived)

great idea toasty

I'll donate one of my ~~sex party~~ venetian masks on the left, I'll need to stick a ribbon on it though and post it on to the bid winner (im miles away from 'that london')

fancy doing it as a regular event but online? :
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1193403

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:30, archived)

You have beautiful nails, Clay.

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:07, archived)

whythankyou :)

flattery will get you everywhere

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:20, archived)

*bows*

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:32, archived)

*unzips*

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:40, archived)

that is ace!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:45, archived)

I shall be bidding on a few items, via Ghostiegaz

and I will pay for everyone at the bash to raise a glass to Gil Scott-Heron, all at once, and I would like a photo of it.

I am truly upset at the news.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:40, archived)

i finished this last night...

i'll donate it if anyone wants it :) 7"x10" acrylics on acrylic paper :)

Also i can offer that i'll zombify/monsterfry any one :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:42, archived)

I love that

canvas?

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:43, archived)

Too kind :)

its acrylic paper :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:45, archived)

it's soup herb!

literally

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:46, archived)

hahhaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:47, archived)

I can offer this..

It's a 20 x 30 inch gloss print of one of my recent pieces.

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 28 May 2011, 13:48, archived)

that is fantastic!

wow!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 May 2011, 13:52, archived)

Woo!

Right dudes, sorry for the delay and the mahoosive shit quality pictures, but I am happy to offer a specially-made, bit shoddy but made with love robocat plush:

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fannycradock, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:34, archived)

AAAND..

This framed print:

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fannycradock, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:38, archived)

i love this

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:42, archived)

Todays VAG CREAMS..

Happy Birthday David Baddiel, Kylie Minogue and Anne Reid.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 6:49, archived)

* There are so many clasy Kylie pictures about, I wasn't sure which one to pull off, so I did these three?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 6:49, archived)

I like this a lot.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 28 May 2011, 6:52, archived)

Thank you..

It has taken me ages, I started at 4:55 this morning...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 6:53, archived)

would

HAHAHAHA

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 28 May 2011, 6:56, archived)

* I thoughy it would take someone longer than that to notice...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 7:04, archived)

nope

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 7:07, archived)

i can imagine him saying that flippantly

along with "if i could shit out me cock".

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 28 May 2011, 7:19, archived)

* Waits...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 7:22, archived)

the third thing i saw

Ning!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:48, archived)

Have you spotted the three Kylies though?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:55, archived)

yep!

only after i read that there were 3 though

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:58, archived)

I noticed

And I also would.

Kylie.... not dave. I'd lez up just for the minogue!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:53, archived)

* This we would like to see...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:56, archived)

~~like~~ pay

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:59, archived)

bring Kylie to the b3ta bash and I'll see what I can sort out

*massages tongue*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:59, archived)

*massages.......*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:02, archived)

*puts on radiation suit*

*passes tissue*

edit: lol!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:11, archived)

;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:15, archived)

Noice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 7:07, archived)

Thanks...

NING mediocre!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 7:22, archived)

Morning the Wobbly Bloke

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 7:34, archived)

Nice tiling.

clicks.

(Testicles just for you, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:11, archived)

do me!!!!!

*rephrases*
It's my birthday too!!!!!!

Also christa miller's birthday who is awesome too.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:52, archived)

happy b'day

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:01, archived)

*searches for cameras*

*lights another joint*

Meeeeow! :D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:10, archived)

which cameras would they be then?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:16, archived)

Happy Birthday...

I would happly do you but you will have to send me a photo...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:25, archived)

So today bonus Birthday VAG CREAM girl is "camp freddy"

* I hope it is ok?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:09, archived)

;)

www.b3ta.com/board/10435361

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:12, archived)

Ha ha ha.....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:13, archived)

OMG!!!! I TOTALLY LOVE IT!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

*blows kisses* :D

xxxx

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:22, archived)

Man hugs..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:26, archived)

oh yeah a ranga!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 May 2011, 10:50, archived)

not naturally - mostly grey

currently I'm purple haired.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:16, archived)

Kylie!

*drools a bit*

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:37, archived)

I won't start a new thred but I have just knocked this one out..

for Smash Monkey, Drimble & mofaha.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:40, archived)

rufftrax?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:48, archived)

NING real!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10435348

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:17, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 10:10, archived)

that's nifty!

If that was underground, it'd be a boob-tube.

I couldn't even program those to turn one corner when I was a kid.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:01, archived)

What Smashies Norks?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:29, archived)

hahahahaha!

yes

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:44, archived)

George Flanby

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 28 May 2011, 6:33, archived)

flanjo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 28 May 2011, 7:19, archived)

Thanks for the sauce :)

www.b3takit.co.uk/site/2011/05/28/flanbase/

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:16, archived)

yay flanbase

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:31, archived)

\o/

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Captain Howdy, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:41, archived)

Mutha Russia has an issue

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LS18, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:32, archived)

Every fart is converted into a new biscuit

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:34, archived)

ah, it does look that way

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LS18, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:41, archived)

Real biscuit to air biscuit.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 May 2011, 3:51, archived)

odd nobody has comped air biscuit ;p

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LS18, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:00, archived)

Statue?

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An Egg ,D, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:37, archived)

no, this is

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LS18, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:38, archived)

(pssst: that's a cue for you to say something like "yes, it's me")

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:40, archived)

o, ok

"no, it's my grandmother"

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LS18, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:43, archived)

Well put your grandson on.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:50, archived)

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LS18, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:52, archived)

I suppose

My point is
if it is right people vote
if it is wrong they dont

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An Egg ,D, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:01, archived)

don't mind saying

I've no idea what you are talking about--but then, I'm tired as hell too

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LS18, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:05, archived)

stolen for my sig

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:24, archived)

glad you were able to salvage something from my hard day :)

g'nite

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LS18, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:41, archived)

Excellent crustacean

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An Egg ,D, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:53, archived)

I see a nipple

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:43, archived)

I knew someone would ;p

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LS18, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:44, archived)

In Russia

The biscuits eat you!

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An Egg ,D, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:49, archived)

i feel the pain

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LS18, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:59, archived)

toxicface

so many ideas this morning

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:18, archived)

hahahahaa

Slopface

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 28 May 2011, 6:25, archived)

yeah, slop face is much better than melty face

which is what i have him saved as

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 9:18, archived)

Meanwhile, in a private hearing at FIFA's Swiss HQ...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:27, archived)

futba?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:51, archived)

Yeah.

This was the very worst time of day possible to post this pic, if I wanted it to amuse the gathered viewers.
12 hours earlier or later, it'd've been a big hit. It's got internal subleties and everything.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:20, archived)

that's what i think when i post my pics

if only i'd posted when somebody might see it, appreciate it and maybe even comment ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:27, archived)

FIFA's big accusation against the English FA is that it's sour grapes, so I'm just getting into the spirit of things.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:44, archived)

isn't that the olympic committee what they said with regards to our olympic bid too?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:51, archived)

No. The fucking Olympic Committee made us actually have the sodding Olympics.

Which is even worse than being forced to host the Eurovision Song Contest.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:56, archived)

oh, shit yeah, of course they did

it was the world cup bid, right? wasn't this ages ago?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 5:04, archived)

There's a very current corruption shitstorm engulfing the governing body of the world's favorite pastime (OK, probably not yours, but feel free to share the magenta).

It probably helped finish poor old Gil off. His dad having been a Celtic player and that.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 May 2011, 5:19, archived)

Man, the world just became a poorer place.

Gil Scott-Heron has died. Fuck.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:22, archived)

Shit.

Shit.
This'll be extensively televised, but badly.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:42, archived)

shit

really sad news

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:57, archived)

Indeed.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 May 2011, 5:05, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4oVCn51YwI&feature=related

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 28 May 2011, 5:32, archived)

Pointed and eloquent.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 May 2011, 5:38, archived)

I can be a cold hearted son of a bitch.

But this is one time when I'm trying to hold back tears.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOUMvjw9RlA&feature=autoplay&list=PLF161EDC5363B69A2&index=4&playnext=3

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 28 May 2011, 5:58, archived)

I'd avoid TV coverage of it, if I were you.

Considering that even some of the most erudite broadcast media 'celebrated' Bob Dylan's 70th birthday a few days ago by calling him a 'protest singer'.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 28 May 2011, 6:11, archived)

I only just realised I could pea for the compo

Never did that before!

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simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 28 May 2011, 6:49, archived)

but you haven't realised

that you need to "edit" your post and click the "challenge entry Biscuits" option in the drop down box "This is a normal post"

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:00, archived)

ha ha!

undercooked roast

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:50, archived)

Good Lord

Edited..

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simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:30, archived)

have i missed today's freebase boat

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:11, archived)

From the film ROBOFUCK II: FUCK HARDER

Nice!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 May 2011, 3:20, archived)

TOXIC FUCK?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:16, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:22, archived)

mmmmm

meme soup

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:29, archived)

Still one of the best

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:32, archived)

that's 'kin 'orrible

i like it!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:50, archived)

finger lickin' good

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 28 May 2011, 5:04, archived)

I started editing it

But I got bored and gave up because I want to watch a film.

Click for bigger (457 kb)

(MHz, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:30, archived)

SAGA?

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FIEND, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:31, archived)

Yep

Much cooler than a SEGA mega drive

(MHz, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:34, archived)

only if you're over 60

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An Egg ,D, Sat 28 May 2011, 3:46, archived)

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