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# Thread below too packed to know where to add it in?

No matter, we'll dance here too.
www.b3ta.com/board/10441958
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# I DECLARE THIS THE OFFICIAL B3TA DANCE NIGHT
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# 8 BITS NINJA MUSLIMS
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# THIS AM LONG DANCE
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# meh! i hadn't spotted the cdc until after i started
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# :D it's not visible for long
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# QUICK FUCK
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# :D
gettin into his thang there
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# Sure is.
BTW:
Vancouver is a honking mad-house at the moment.
Something about rubber biscuits and nets. Not my
thing, but there you are.
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# Haha
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# POGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# Yippee
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# Twist it!
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# FACE!
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# Wow
I'm going to bed now. This will be the source of nightmares.
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# ooo!
nice!
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# Woo
ilikethis
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# Pearoats teim!!!11ONE
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# I had to get this out of my head
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# i know that feeling

/douglas quaid
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# nosefuck
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# i was too lazy to think of what to shop
i might have to add some fuck
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# IT IS FUCK NOW!
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# Perhaps this might help.

WYH
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# headfuck
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# Am i the only one
that takes a certain satisfaction on knowing who has posted a pic without looking at the user name?
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 2:29, archived)
# nope! ;)
i can recognise one or two people's work
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# although:
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# maybe he recognises ander monson's work
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# Sometiems I remember people
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# even knowing what it was
i felt compelled to click this, like a moth to lightbulb
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#

[/;-D
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# Hehe
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# ill forever love those
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# Slalom!
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# I'm listening to this as they go:
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# ibrokemylegyo
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# The Mis-Adventures of Supper Timmy. A comic by SNEEZE
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# weeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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# I'm new!

*stalks profile*

...oh, you again, :P

2 posts does not qualify as trolling

......yet

Edit: we do love you tho -- in fact b3ta loves you too
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)
# i don't speak for b3ta, but i'd like it be known that i don't love him
and i don't believe i ever will
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# oh dont be such a grumpy gus.
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# but that's my morning default mode
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# FAQ!

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# This isn't even anything.
edit: although I did google the phrase you posted and came to some god-awful, unfunny, onion rip-off called the daily cricket.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)
# leave him alone.
LEAVE HIM ALONE!!
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# I'LL RIP HIS FUCKING THROAT OUT WITH MY TEETH AND PISS INTO HIS FROTHING LUNGS
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# not rilly lol
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# lol
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# flblblblblblblb
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# No.
I don't love him.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)
# shit man, what next -- genocide?
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 2:09, archived)
# No, I'm going to push a spanish cucumber up his bottom.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 2:13, archived)
# try these -- they were in my car today for about 8 hours in 30c (90f) heat -- they started their happy day as yellow bananas
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# Bananas = EVIL!!!
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 2:16, archived)
# banananas is not evil
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 2:18, archived)
# yeah, but they are though, aren't they?
they smell awful, the texture of fresh defecation and a taste to match*
it'd be four for four if i din't like the colour, but that doesn't offend me

*i can only assume
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# sinner!
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 3:04, archived)
# compelling evidencel!
i've converted to a god fearing child molester!
still hate bananas though
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# 'supwitchu!
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# I guess you mean this.......and did you mean to compo it.............it's good
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
# /unlurk


I know what you're thinking. "Did he take six bites or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Chocolate Magnum, the most powerful icecream in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Had to get that out of my head.
/lurk
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Feeling licky punk?
Make my dairy!
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)
# shouldn't it be white, if it was a white chocolate magnum?
/racist blog
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)
# shhh!
Brainfarted at some point.
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# ;)
pretend like i didn't say anything and hopefully no on else will notice your ninja edit
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# You don't like much, do you?
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# holy titty fuckin christ
and i thought i was discerning
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[challenge entry] Was going to do a super hero but couldn't be bothered... Shit! There goes my secret identity!
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# Ahhh....
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# Party time:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtFQDg4jJ60&feature=related
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# ain't no party like a flanbase party! :D
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# party
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mu
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# Was going to put this on a Mofaha, but he's slacked off early here.

Getting hard to keep track of the nesting anyway. [/;-D
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# last one
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# Good fun, even if we were thin of company.
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# This entire thread + Eels - Saturday Morning
is truly fantastic
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# Party

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# indeed
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# Yay!
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# hahaha
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# Haha.
Seams can be good. Stompy stompy.
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# I know there are more people with dances, spew them out folks!
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# yay !

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# YAY!
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# :)

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# dance, dance I said!
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# EPIC DANCE THREAD IS EPIC

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# woot ! this is fun

classic dance off tonight.
must sleep now gnite folks.
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# SEA YA
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# It's too early


Gayshift has just started
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# We started an hour early today.
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# She's got da skillz
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# It's likely been said before, but she's got the legs for it.
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Photobucket
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# meh
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# My first go at balsa modelling.
A present for a friend. I got the proportions a bit wrong, but quite pleased with it all the same.
Next project is an Aperture Science turret and I think I'll post the patterns/directions for that one.


Click for bigger (211 kb)

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# it's a nice bit of balsa
what's the robot thing sitting on top of it tho?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)
# It's a flashing beacon
You know.....Health and Safety....in case someone gets hurt
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
# by balsa? that is elf and safety gone mad, i blame the sit on the fence left wing facists, decideding on what we do from their nanny state in and ivory tower unable to make a decision with their nose in the troughs like a cat thats got the cream and havin
his cake and eating it, while those same people bow down to the popular press of which those plutocrats who control the attack dogs of the world media look down on thos above them with the same contempt they show to us the little people, and i'll tell you another thing, good day to you sir
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# Aye
you're not wrong.
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# This is Balsa!
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# Good work.
I like a bit of balsa, me:
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# Balsa!
Teak!
Driftwood!

Driftwood?!?!?
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# Shockus Jawctupithicus.
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# yeurgh
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# Hahaha
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# ah ha ha ha ha!
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# fuck me
she was bloody good
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# I've just found this twiglet and wanted to show it to you B3ta.
It's the biggest twiglet I've ever seen. It tasted no different from your usual twiglet - still brown and delicious - but as you can see via the power of your eyeses and the internet it is much bigger.
I hope you enjoy looking at it.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
# that's a normal twiglet and a tiny can
aicmfp
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# The Twiglet is near
and the can is far away?
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# i dont know what size a tin of piss like that should be
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# that stuff would cost me almost three quid a tin in a supermarket
for that cost it had better not be piss
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# looks like piss, tastes like piss, i reckon it is probably piss
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
# hmm. your argument is a cogent one
i'm sensing money-making opportunities here. if it looks like piss, tastes like piss, and is 4.7% people will buy it for three quid a pop.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# £3 for a tin of piss?
What supermarket are you shopping at?
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# Norwegian ones
About £2.30 or £2.40 for a tin of Norwegian home-made piss, about £2.80 for a tin of Danish piss, and about £4 for a bottle of decent British beer. Entertainingly, you can't buy Stella in the supermarkets because it's too strong and has to be sold for an even larger markup in the Wine Monopoly.
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# Can't you import some in from the UK?
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# nope
the customs duties are strict - each person can import six tins of beer before paying duty, and four bottles of wine, or two bottles of wine and a bottle of spirits. norway's out of the eu so it can do what it likes.

of course, if you get over the border to sweden you can load up your car with only absurdly expensive swedish booze and come back hoping they don't search your boot...
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# Jeez....
You need to make your own. Do a Google for 'home distilling kit'. Please don't kill yourself with it or have an explosion in the shed, frightening the life out of your other half and really messing up the washing and the flowerbed nearby when you get a little too adventurous.

Did I admit something? I think not.
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# I like Heineken and consider it one of the better lagers.
Certainly better than Carling, Carlsberg and other well known brands.
I find it tastes like beer did when I first started drinking it.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# I like Carlsberg Export
The rest of them can fuck themselves. Here we've got Aass Fat beer though. That's a common favourite.
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# Fursty Ferret, Tanglefoot, Hobgoblin, Pedigree, Old Peculiar either those or a good wine
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# Those are all beers, not lagers
I agree with you on every one of them.

I can get Scarecrow here for inflated prices. Wychwood Breweries FTW
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# Lovely stuff I like ale it's not as fizzy as lager
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# i can't get pissed on lager
i feel sick too soon from all the fizz. british stuff is the worst - german pils is nothing like as bad

it's one of the things i miss most while i live in exile is decent beers
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# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4
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# which reminds me of...
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# ERECT TWIGLET
STOP STROKING IT!
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# Well, I anticipated all your negativity and decided to take a pic next to my cat, Marmite's head
I anticipated all your negativity and decided to take a pic next to my cat Marmite's headAnd she's a normal sized cat not a teeny tiny one.
I think this goes to prove once and for all that this is a ginormous twiglet; not a far away or tiny can.
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# poking the cat in it's eye with your erect twiglet is wrong!
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# ^ This and....
The Twiglet is near
and the cat is far away?
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# do you not own a ruler ? we could despense with all this nonsense then
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# ah, but he could have faked a ruler
or photoshopped it

WHERE"S THE TRUST?
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# she is lully
just like LouLou
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# She is. She's a funny little thing. Very much loved and spoilt rotten.
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# Gandalf Lager! You Shall not Piss!
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# reflectopron!
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# :D
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# who?
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# Pictures or it didn't happen
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# She looks like Bork
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# And with good reason
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# So it is Bork?
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# Aye
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# Do you mean Bjork?
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# That's definitely Borked ;)
I actually saw the Sugar Cubes at Sheffield Octagon back in the 90's
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# shexeh
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# This made me laugh far to much!!!!
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# haha
i showed it to a friend once with a bunch of other things and he emailed back and said "nice pictures, but i don't understand why you defaced that japenese girl".

he's not right for b3ta.
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# FULL ON LOLS!!!!
Now my wife is looking at me really strangely...

* Sexy tiem...
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# sounds like you're having a fun evening
i on the other hand am now going through my b3tards account. this is the first thing i uploaded to b3tards:



i've not changed. how sweet.
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# cdc
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# haha
i've got surprisingly few cdcs in my b3tards but i did find a piece of shit
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# o_O
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# yes...
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# ^This
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# Chewy.
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# Woo
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# YES SHE WAS YOU FUCKING TWAT CUNT FLANGE MUFFIN'!

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# disturbing
picture is disturbing.
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# Sorry!
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# I thought I had seen everything
Until now. Uddering fecking hell.
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# Was I the only one who had b3ta die on them? I spent countless seconds making this. I might as well post it here.
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[challenge entry] Is it a bird? Er... yes.
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# Hahaha
Yes!
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# But where's he gone?
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# I would love to stay and chat but your a complete cunt!

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# not bad for a corpse, eh?
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# Is it Party tiem yet?

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# Party time at 11.00pm
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# I'll be too pissed by then!
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# yup
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# Feelin' Hot Hot Hot!

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# Oh fuck!
That's put me right off my Nobby's Nuts!
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# Have a 'Cameron Diaz' instead!

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# Playing that game, are we?
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# Meanwhile....

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# Yaaaargh. Fucking hell. Kill it!
 
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# that's about how red i am right now
fuck it, i'm tired.
g'night all!
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# cool stuff
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] *ocarinas the forgotten middle 8*

Gotham City METROPOLIS (thanks Maiden)
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# this is silly
the heat is driving everyone crazy here. there's a bloke in the shop asking people if they've seen a black and white squirrel. it's only black and white because he dyed it, now it's run away. another bloke ran in with a spoon, held it up and yelled "SPOON!" before running out again. there are 3 girls outside the shop with recycling bins on their heads.
strange times.
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# Consider yourself lucky.
It's boring as fuck where I live. Nice trees, though.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
# i could do with a bit of boring
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Me too, dear.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# i could play
a splendid game of "hunt the white bits" right now
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# It would make my lifie if someone ran into a store and yelled "spoon".
One night while in a drunken state, me and a friend drove around San Francisco while jumping out and running up to people and discussing their dental hygiene habits.

(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# please tell me you're not wacky
or i may have to kill you
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# maybe he's "Zany"
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# I'm rather boring these days.
Just a single guy living on a massive timber ranch. I can only dream of city life now.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# A timber ranch?
So do you have a horse-mounted timber drive when you want to move your timber from one place to another?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I leave the timber alone!
I guess I am weird.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Weird perhaps just as long as you're not wacky and zany Smashy will get smashy!
Are you rich and single then?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
# if he is, i saw him first!
i'm bored now, so i just cut my pants in half.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Haha.
Who's zany now?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
# i'm just easily amused
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I'm a little worried about your current wackiness
I think you have been infected by the spoon, b/w squirrel and recycling bin brigade.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
# they're too big
i keep meaning to bin them, but i always forget until i'm walking down the road, hoiking them up. cutting them in half ensures they'll go in the bin this time.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# so is rosie o'donnell
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Oh that
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
# I'm just a normal but energetic one when drunk.
That was a long time ago. When I had a liver.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# hmmmm
i'll let you off with a warning this time
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I only realized 20 years later
that it was like this guy-

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mal_Sharpe

(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# heheheh
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Sounds a bit wacky to me.
Best break out the big sticks just in case.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# sticks?
i don't need..........
.........sticks.........
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# BIG sticks.
Right big ones with all knobbles on.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# knobbles, you say?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Knobbles.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# i do like the odd knobble
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
# They don't come much odder than these ones
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Tha' some fancy stick, eh Smashy
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# indeed
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Liverpool B3ta Bash?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
# pfff
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
# haha genuinelols :D
have a *click*
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Isn't Gotham City Batman's ci-
Actually, I don't care, this is pretty damn funny. *click*
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Perhaps that's why Trapdoor Spiderman wasn't triggered into action?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Possibly.
OK, yes, yes it is. Where did Spiderman work?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Metropolis ;)
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# That's Superman.
Spiderman's a New York City boy.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 8:13, archived)
# I know it was a joke!
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Balls.
Now I look a reet fule.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
# He works on Salford Market on a Saturday afternoon.
Selling knock-off trainers.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Haha.
The old two-stripe Adidas.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
# I once saw a fake pair of Nike TNs called S&M. I am not making this up.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# New York, shirley?
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I like this
I like this.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# haha swag!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# haha--you have a way with these characters
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Oh lovely
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)
# I really like this.
*clicked*
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# This is cool :D
Hahahaha
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Brilliant!
But it´s neither Gotham City nor Metropolis. Those are from DC Comics. Spider-Man is a Marvel character who lives in New York. [/nerd]
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# It's OK
I was going to say the same. You are not alone.

(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Yep, I know now.
Also, the forgotten ocarina middle eight is in the Bat-Man theme.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)
# well, that's tonight's nightmare sorted
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:42, archived)
#
nightmare wet dream
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
# it won't be wet
unles i get REALLY scared
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Argh
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)
# MEOW
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
# WHAT?
how DARE you say that! my mother is a saint!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Yiff yiff yiff YIFFFFF crunch crunch meow!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)
# well, they might where you come from
but around these parts, that sort of thing is frowned upon, especially in a graveyard
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
# um
Fuck?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
# CATFUCK:D
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Twice the fuck!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
# I'm back from shopping. Aren't you glad?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)
# I don't think I like the idea of chavs becoming invisible, mofaha
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# how about Burberry Yorkshires?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Pretouching the ham
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
# *
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Blimey, talk about looking like your pet.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
# LOLBAGS
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Hull for you, one way only
*sniggers* :)
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
# !!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
That's stretching the limits of public decency.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)
# ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Oh boy
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Caution :--- this product has NOT been CDC tested---


high transparency . . .easy to clean . . . bullet proof
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Bend over and spread'em baby, here comes my...BULLET
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)
# *mediocre ejaculates with renewed confidence*
may I include this in product endorsements?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Naturally
or:

"It's so good, I invented it myself" - The Dutch Inventor Mediocre, circa 1817
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
# thank you
standard compensation has been added to your PayPal account
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Easiest 3 cents I made all day
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Yes please!
:D
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I'm trying to appeal to 'celeb' ego's via Twitter...


I did one for Grace Dent. After describing her as a beautiful Mr.Potato Head, she 'tweeted' to me 'do you think this is right?' Then blocked me...win some lose some.

My Blog blog blog blog bog...



(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
# I love all your stuff :D
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# TY Drimble....too kind Sir.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Lovely
I love the way you have one ear near... and the other far away...
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Heheh, I too love your stuff.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I'm sure I read that he hates Guinness.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
# I used to drink in the same pub as he...
I'm sure he was drinking Guinness. Maybe it was Real Ale....anyhoo all Priests should be sponsored by Guinness regardless of personal views/creed/boys fiddled.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)
# I follow him too.
Good likeness. Love your blog, too!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)
# TY:)
I'm on holiday for a few weeks and I'm not putting as much up as I'd like. I'll try a lot harder once I'm recharged. TY for all the nice comments!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Another compare the size of the Sun and Earth pic
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Amazing resolution for a heat resistance camera !
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
# It's a patchwork job :)
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
# I bet Jahled's got one of them in his collection
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Now I like the Sun - but I am a big fan of the Earth.......
but which is best....
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Definitely the sun
as you can eat it.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
# need to let it cool a while though
(love the tag line btw :))
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Heh
I was prompted to change if after I logged on a few minutes ago and scrolled down.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
# FIGHT
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
# The sun is made of cake!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
# No, I've seen the sun in the sky with my own eyes and it's CLEARLY only about an inch across.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
# It grows though
when it sets it can be 4 inches across.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
# It's because of the sun's eliptical orbit around the earth, it gets closer as it passes over the Atlantic.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)
# The sun is an ovule.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind the piss...
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I have read The Hamifesto !
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Hahaha..
Great source pics.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it the gayshift already?

(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)
# The 3D version is quite alarming !
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Certainly rings my bell!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)
# HAHA
this I like
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
I was just knocking one out as you posted this...
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Fuck, yeah!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)
# my mummy used to read that one for me every night before bed
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)
# :D
football on bye bye:D
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# haha brill
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
# May the centrifugal force be with you !
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# This meme is still going?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Unfortunately yes
And he still doesn't manage to get this shit under 400k
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
# lolbags
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
# bondage bag ?
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I find this idea very defensive . . . keep it up !
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Cuntbag
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Fannypack
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Pffft
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Tough as leather !
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
# would
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)

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