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# too old?
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Not for me.
:-)

Apart from the fact I am now mentally humming the theme tune... y'blaggard.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)
# ^that
ba da ba booowwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)
# The original one,
not that travesty of a Cagney & Lacey rip-off they swapped it for.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)
# I always thought that
and I also think the channel 4 news theme is suspiciously liike the arthur c clarkes world of strange powers theme. Conspiracy lurks.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# .
fantastic :)
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:44, archived)
# That's what you get when you don't pay Gripper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Flippin' 'eck Tucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)
# I'm not sure where delicious pie ends and sour, bitter Murdoch begins.
His skin's so droopy it all looks the same. There's only one thing for it. I'll have to apply the "Lick Test".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:09, archived)
# got to use this in the vid - please !!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:26, archived)
# fire away
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:32, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX5TE5VKKos&feature=related
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:53, archived)
# the devil is with us --- un-shopped fek-off-faq


Click for bigger (70 kb)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)
# white horns? that's the good devil
you're saying he's Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Very unorthodox CDC there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:33, archived)
# designed to stay put after insertion
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)
# barbs
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)
# or any girl, for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:04, archived)
# shopped only please
FAQ.

* Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:48, archived)
# He put an arrow on it
Don't be so fucking rude.... which is also in the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:07, archived)
# cheers for a pic to this here head on =D


.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)
# He walks among us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)
# May taste of piss
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:17, archived)
# hahha brill
can I use this in the vid as well squeezle??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Course you can!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:25, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:25, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Simultaneously.....somewhere in Africa.....
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:11, archived)
# I can't believe no one saw him sat there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:14, archived)
# hahahaha
woo to your speed of response...faster than a murdoch's missus
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Gah.
teh pindmiss.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# would have been much quicker if I'd actually heard the news when it happened
I spent 5 minutes trying to work out if the garbled nonsense on Twitter was real or not :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:24, archived)
# and yet you still managed to post the pic
two whole minutes before you heard anything about it

wow...speedy and psychic LOLOL ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:31, archived)
# it happened at 4.50, neither of us were that quick!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Fuck me.
That was quicker than his missus.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Not bad
I only just found a pic of the phantom flan-flinger. Won't bother now.

*tch*
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:04, archived)
# hahahaha that didn't take long
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# guardian says it was this bloke wot dun it
twitter.com/#!/JonnieMarbles

edit: and yes - fuck, you are fast.
do not take this skill to the bedroom, lover!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Notice the wifey has gone straight back to her 'sleep mode' after as her radar can't pick up anymore pies!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Profiling whistleblowers.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Haha.
He'll do more time than Rupert ever will. JUSTICE!

Also- MENSCH wench.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:19, archived)
# someone was quicker!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/10481759 posted at 17.06!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Canm I just use any related pics on the vid that you do???
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:23, archived)
# of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Hurrah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Two words:
Fucking. Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Smug fucker gets everywhere....

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# *Ahem* He needs one of these
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# I love his shovel.....
www.b3ta.com/links/643832
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)
# He looks like he's wearing hospital slippers....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Freeze dried croissant...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:38, archived)
# I don't think they're taking it seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
# has the asian woman got a big dildo in front of her?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
she's trying not to look at it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
# No
Just a big knob! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Took me a while to spot that!
the helmo is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# bellend knee!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# It's a tragic birth defect.
I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
# And she has two! Quite rare.
omg...they're rubbing!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# careful
that's rupert's wife Wendi.

internet bride?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
# really?
fair play.
Does james have a younger model?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
# he has to be gay...
non?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# "So what was it that first attracted you to the billionare Rupert Murdoch?"
/mrsmertonblog
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I wish Ruppey would stop bashing his hand against the table with every syllable
it's driving me mad!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Has some shit gone down?
I'd stopped watching!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)
# CUSTARD PIE FIGHT IN THE COMMITTEE
Wendi threw it back in protester's face.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# BBC is showing it again and again now
but can't really see much.

By god, she's quick though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# am on the twitter feeds for journos in the room
funny.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Yeah Rupert got cream-pied and his wife bitch slapped the attacker
she moved like a whippet!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# She's just as quick with a back-hander as Murdoch...
How are her ninja-assassin skills?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# High quality
She cannot be human
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# spitting tea lols!!!!!!!!!
hhahahahhaha!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# "May I Mr Chairman?"
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Beaker gets everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I'm hungry for Chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)
# :-D
would. That swept hairdo is quite ravishing for an MP.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I wish I could see her shoes...
...I bet they're awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# she's murdoch's sexy asian/american wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Not listening!....LA LA LA LA LA...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)
# mmmm
im getting visions of Lucy Liu in payback:
GOD, she was fit as fook in that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rShmnUnMLk
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Did you see her Kung Fu on that attacker a couple of seconds ago?
Flippin eck!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)
# no - i flicked over when someone on facebook said what happened
and i just saw a man covered in cream. Cue the CDCs!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# she was up so quick
maybe she's a cyborg
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# needs more pinchy moustache and napkin
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
# you rang sir?
www.b3ta.com/board/10481714
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# we all know where this sort of behaviour leads...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Fuck Yeah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Wait... what just happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:58, archived)
# SHAVING FOAM ATTACK!!!!
GREEDY!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Gotta hand it to the pleb in the chequered shirt.
I was getting bored shitless.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# He looked like a right dullard too
and they claimed the security was top notch? Why was he there?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Murdoch was having a go at the police.
Wouldn't it be great if a mic could pick up the phrase, "What do I pay you for?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# "Release the hounds!"
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:14, archived)
# ^^this
with great big whistles on.

Apparently it was the Partially Deaf community was just lashing out at this whole mobile-foam scandal...*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Custard pie!
And saved from further harm by his ninja lady partner.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Cyborg body guard!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# james looked like he was about to use his poor old father as a human shield.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Much like his Father had been doing to him throughout the whole commitee!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:28, archived)
# all it was missing was a good old bit of slapstick...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# you blinked?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# I've got it on as background noise at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# the patient on the right must be japanese
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# needs more hacking scandal
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
# au contraire
it's a welcome break from the hacking scandal
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
# ^this with tassles on
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# No it doesnt.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
# NHS psychotherapy?
Terrifying as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Never fear... The Panda Flute Group is here!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)
# *panders*

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Panda pipe moods.
(loego, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# LEEEEEAAAVE him alooooone!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
# YES!...THIS! THIS! THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I like how these box headed meanies have manifested a head-hide-clone in the centre.
Mit dangly dufus unt background.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)
# The sum of all their thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# mmmm sweet dim sum
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
# A concise guid to the best tory masterbation tecniques
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Rub head continuously.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Remember to buy oranges next time......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Just in case you were wondering why the guy in the background looks so grumpy.


Click for bigger (338 kb)
(ratbanjos, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:01, archived)
# hehehe
i love this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)
# eggs
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Chips
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Quadro-triticale...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Klitanta k'forati-mun
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:15, archived)
# ooh, ooh, synchronistically, you've reminded me of this Venetian Snares track that samples Meester Spok
^____________________^

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iHDFm3pbns
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:20, archived)
# He looks so happily wistful.
I'd like a roast dinner for tea, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Daddy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Fascinating.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
#
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Oh, the tasty, tasty schadenfreude.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Awwwwwww :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:16, archived)
# He looks like he's just come back from vietnam
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Some people don't know the meaning of the word.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# It is a time of austerity, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# The previous administration ate all the jaffa cakes and hobnobs.....
So now we must all suffer having to eat baked flour and corrugated cardboard with flys in......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Oh, for Hobnobs...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Prescot scoffed the lot.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)
# James Murdoch doesn't half remind me of Herr Flick.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:10, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
# ughhhh
thats actually quite horrible and realistic.
(apart from the giant magenta cock)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:27, archived)
# That's a big pair
of balls
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Good girl..
guzzling down her daily recommended amount of liquid silk like that.
(CjR Mix, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
# She doesn't enjoy that as much as she thought she would
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:19, archived)
# That's fucking rancid to look at.
Congratulations!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Sorry
*pulls trousers up*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I wasn't saying stop.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# *re-deploys*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Cor blimey!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# I'm having deja vu here
It must be bangle spin man turning back time again

Edit: Yeah this is what I'm on about www.b3ta.com/board/10469186#post10469191
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)
# you dirty girl
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# I feel sorry for the people sat behind them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)
# If they'de have employed Sharon Stone instead of the oriental woman in the pink jacket....
They might have been in with a better chance....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Step 4.
Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# always
although he likes to have that as step 1 and 2 usually
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
#
1. Profit
2. More Profit
3. Lunch
4. Back to more profit.
5. Kill everyone involved
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
#
anyone notice that james sounds like a car alarm when he says 'erm'?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
Also : lopsided tie LOL over Rupe's left shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)
# hahahaha, now you've pointed it out :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)
# fucking shocking
he should be thrown out until he learns to dress himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
# I think maybe one of them should have opted for a yellow tie.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)
# yes yes yes
but more importantly why are the english killing all their airforce badgers???

very worrying :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
# The pilots are so poor they need to earn a little extra cash....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha so true.
"This is the most humble day of my life" NO.

If we took all your money away, stripped you naked and made you beg in the street like a dog for scraps of food - THAT would be the most humble day of your life.

Sitting in a £5k suit saying "Sorry" is not humble.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# lady in red
"soooo bored.... I could be at home watching Loose Women or something, or even Ironing....."
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)
# She's dancing with me.
Cheek-to-cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Chris de berg..... the live version....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:18, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:23, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)
# :D
And Rebekkah Brooks is under the desk...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Noshing MP's to get her next job....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
He is sat there squirming his arse off
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Poor Rupert. He looks so sad and quiet.
If he were poor he'd be in irons, not in a committee sitting in front of a sexy Asian woman.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:56, archived)
# You make him sound like the front of the Mastermind boardgame.
eg
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Murdoch would have the "grand" edition
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Haha.
Fiction becomes reality.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
# James Last
Plugged games as well as entertained audiences the world over.
(I helped save b3ta! Snar, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)
# genius!
I have clicked I like this because I do.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Ha ha! He looks like one of those miserable dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha :D
awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)
# SITTING behind them
SITTING

SAT is not the participle form of the verb

/and breathe
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Wood it bee akseptible if he wood have sed "I felt" intsted of "I feel"..?
Calls ambulance on your behalf just in case.... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
# It's OK if you read it as "the people (who have) sat behind them".
Past participle, innit.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Wouldn't he have had to put (felt) instead of (feel) to make it past participle though?
And shouldn't it have been (that were) and not (Who have)not that I know, I'm just typing rubbish to fill five minutes....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:24, archived)
# hehe
don't suppose I could use this as well could I?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)
# sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# The hit list has been made then I take it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] You farkhin' sauce....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and now... I better drink my own piss....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:36, archived)
# The implication that that's his own piss, and it's in some labelled, brand-name bottle...
... creates a lot of unanswered questions.

Is he the sole supplier to the piss company? Is it generic piss but that bottle happens to contain just his? Or did he feel he needed to fancily package his piss before drinking it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I'm not sure about him, but occasionally I'll buy named brand piss
Though mostly I just refill the bottles with my own product
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Stella do a reassuringly expensive bottled and canned version of the stuff..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)
# And is also
Slightly unreassuringly more expensive than Carling branded piss.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:14, archived)
# I don't know why I'm comparing Stella and Carling with piss really.....
It just gives piss a bad name.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)
# MEME BASE ----> this way
no rly, good stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)
# speaking of memes,
Who is that guy \/ \/ below me, I understand he is 'freebase' but is there some sort of backstory?

Ta.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)
# there you go.
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Freebase/

b3ta.com/board/10293874
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Ta
I look a right bell-end now though. I'm sure I had already checked the B3TA dictionary, how I found out about RIS and other things... Most odd.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)
# nah, its just freebase. most loved and hated meme on b3ta! :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Happy B3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:21, archived)
# thanks
8 years!

bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:28, archived)
# cripes - one of the old ones!
Happy flaming stick of dynamite day
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Hello Cheeky
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Thank you - a Murdoch free post!
HE GOT A GOT A LICENSE TO FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:26, archived)
# as fun as it is to see the house of cards coming down
I agree, too much Murdoch stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:30, archived)
# happy candles!!!!
*blows kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Happy Candles, Haku
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Happy candleday chuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Happyb3taday:D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)
# haha
is he related to Ted Crilly?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:42, archived)
# BOOK OF FUCK
FULL OF FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Fuck... happy 8 day.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:49, archived)
# thanks all!
I'm going to celebrate by sitting on my arse and watching tv

so no change from usual then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:53, archived)
# The good book! Happiness on this special day!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I have a cunning plan...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:18, archived)
# very wonderful!!!!
needs more pencils up the nose?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)
#
:D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)
# This needs more replies -
it's great!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Rupert has got himself a lovely new suit for seeing the MPs in...


Click for bigger (51 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)
# and 'noon peeps too!
been a while innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:17, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)
#


Click for bigger (263 kb)
(mrwheels, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:58, archived)
# And why not
They've been getting the public to eat their crap for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
saw this pic in article about synchronised swimmers today under headline: The synchronised swimmers who crawl like an insect

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Needs more mouth pus
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12, archived)
# needs side view so I can 'shop it :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
#
mouth pus water
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Nutwood in the motherfuckin house

Not worth it's own thread really.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:15, archived)
# More worthy than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:03, archived)
# got me rissin' a bit here
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10481559
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I could have swore I just saw two boiled eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)
# fast food
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Human Centipede was on the other night.
It's one of those movies where you're grossed out but laughing hard at the same time. Love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Manly Group Photo
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Clicked, just for featuring Pippi Longstocking
And maybe for having that guy from "Phantom of the Paradise".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:07, archived)
# My favourite line from Phantom of the Paradise
"I know drug-real from real-real!"

Attn. Broadway: You know those movies you've been turning into musicals? See above.

Edit: His name is 'Beef'. That's why he's in the photo.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Played by Gerrit Graham
who also played the suicidal Q in "Voyager".

www.imdb.com/name/nm0334057/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)
# the whole murdoch thing is like football to me now
dont understand, dont care, dont get involved.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Ooh, that's not Murdoch...
...just a very HARD pensioner ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:39, archived)
# hah - whenever i see a wrinkly old guy i immediately go 'meh - dont post!'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)
# So you won't like my Rupert Brooks then?


just a quick celebration of getting tattyshop back at work!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:51, archived)
# oh Christ
the beast stirs again

another afternoon wasted to self-abuse
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Wasted?
You need to reappraise your priorities!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Or my Rupert Davros?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
# oo is it sexy tiem already?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:23, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall in hair transplant tragedy...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:38, archived)
# *does google image search for 'hard pensioner' *
*regrets*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Lemon party?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I've never hosted one of those, sounds fun
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:00, archived)
# is the name of my wireless network
whenever I have guests with those stupid wanky iThings, after I give them the password I tell them they have to go to lemonparty.org to "log in"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)
# nice one!
that'll teach those wanky 'iThing' owners :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:11, archived)
# That's a sort of internet cuntery right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I learned from the master :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# why oh why did I check out that site
*shakes fist at Emvee*


(also 'ning!)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Haha
'nings miss

www.funnyordie.com/videos/4c586a96e1/new-lemon-party-commercial-from-johnnyswinaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)
# IRL you are lovely
but it's true - you are an internet "murdoch".
I don't care who it upsets, I do not want to see 80yr old saggy arses!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:57, archived)
# I know what you mean
but if we all lose interest, he'll basically get away with it. While mostly everyone is watching, he doesn't.
Suppose he will in the end anyway though. Plenty enough viable scapegoats to go round I suppose.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)
# As cunty as it sounds, most news in general doesnt intrest me, unless it directly affects me - like 'GIANT ASTEROID HEADING FOR LONDON'
its like i never understand why stuff like the Maddy thing is was in the news for so long - loads of people go missing and / or die every day. Its not relevant, its not important, its just people being nosey, and their noseyness just fuels the story and how much they milk it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)
# heh, I know.
I can't be arsed either. but in this case, I think rich bastards should pay me to stop being a cunt.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:05, archived)
# First rule of media, give the people what they want
people like being nosey.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)
# indeed
ive only flipped through the NOTW once or twice, and it was more like a celeb gossip mag, with 'exclusive' stories like 'my husband went out with another woman' or 'i was fat, but now im thin'. What about wars? Natural disasters? Important news that other papers were covering got pushed to the side in favour of trashy 'people' stories and gossip.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Thing is
I feel the same as you, but about different subjects. I don't care much about natural disasters, for instance. Sure, huge numbers of people die, but natural disasters happen all the time, geologically speaking. They aren't really news, they're expected to happen. Politics, on the other hand, contains genuinely new events (sometimes) as culture evolves.

This is all very subjective and comes down to what you think counts as "a thing".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# good point, and very true
i just get annoyed when i read about people being cunts :-)
Momma nature isnt a cunt - it just does its thang
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I'm looking forward to the next supervolcano eruption.
That'll be news.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
#
*gets back to nature*
*exposes thang*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# When people die like flys
Flys is what they die like. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Is that a quote I should know?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Maybe...
It's from my old English teacher (I don't have a new one). Seeing as she's probably snuffed it by now I would have to google it to find out it's original source.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# So, politics isn't as predictable?
I'd say even more so. Party gets into government, breaks promises, one or two scandals during their term. Rinse and repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:53, archived)
# lose interest?
the 'general' public are being the biggest hypocrites in this entire saga judging by the general internet tone.
It's not up to Murdoch to 'get away' with anything. He hasn't been charged, or personally accused of anything.
If people watch or not, until he's personally accused of something, all he has to do is go in and answer a few questions.
At Start: General Public = 'outrage' at this NotW/News International 'Scandal' and cries of 'we never wanted all the NotWs scandal-led stories peddled on us through the years' and shock at scandal on the back of a dead person
And Now: General Public = Hoping for 'Scandal' in these hearings and blaming Murdoch et al, and trying to infer a conspiratorial link to the sad death of a journo. - i.e. wanting scandal on the back of a dead person.
Twitter did not disappoint this morning in showing how idiotic people can be.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I suppose you're right.
I've long espoused the view that no one that seeks a position of power over others is trustworthy, and that such covers the police and all politicians, as people only ever join these establishments with a view to feathering their own nests at the expense of others.

And here we are with the police in bed with the journalists in bed with the politicians in bed with the police.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:01, archived)
# That's a hell of a big bed you've got there!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Or not answer the, as will likely be the case
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Well I'm sure they won't want to unduly influence the police investigation.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)
# That's completely up to him how he answers/plays it
but anyone expecting anything other than by the numbers/by the lawyers answers is going to be sadly let down.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
# So what your saying is
Bad idea to put a £10,000 bet that he'll confess to being the 2nd shooter on the grassy knoll?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# He was laying waste to vast swathes of Vietnam that day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
# he stole my lunch money
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I don't know if he's personally been involved
but the trouble is, the person who IS implicated, Rebekah, isn't head of the paper, she's (was) CEO of Murdoch's whole company. surely that implicates ALL of his newspapers, and tv, and anything that might have used phone hacking to it's advantage?
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# no, she wasn't CEO of Murdoch's entire company
just News International, the UK only division of News Corp.
News Corp. is a whole lot bigger than that, and she had naff all to do with the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# still means all of his UK newspapers are implicated
and she's still a bint.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:05, archived)
# she's done a grave crime against appeal of redheads everywhere :(
/and let's not be naive here. 'If' all of his UK papers were doing it, it's a fair bet (although an assumption on my part, I'll grant you) others were doing it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Oh archie, for once, bog off. You can't rant at 'the general public' as if it's only ever of one mind and somehow you're not just another piddly little part of it.
I don't buy his shit nosey rags but I think he makes a lot of money from criminal behaviour and I'd like to see some people who've been getting away with it for years go down for their crimes. And if senior figures in the MET are in with them then them too.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:18, archived)
# aye, if they're in it together, let the buggers sink, and get put away for it, no arguments from me there. I'm part of the 'general public' that wishes that would happen
but there's a LOT of public comment, trending comment, being aimed against Murdoch et al with only guesswork, supposition, and an attitude of 'baiting' the big guns. It's purporting scandalous conspiracy theories
to appeal to the general mood against News Corp. and a lot of it has no foundation. It's not a great (or effective) way of going after the C*nt and his companies
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)
# There'd better not be any BANKERS involved!
Oh wait that was last year.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# are there any Bankers left these days? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Police were called to Sean Hoare's house at 1040BST yesterday.
Forensics didn't get there until 2100BST.

Nothing suspicious here, no, no. Sleep quietly, good citizens, your government is in control.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I'm not suggesting there's nowt 'suspicious' in it, the whole think reeks worse than Grimsby
but pushing for the scandalous option straight off with little to no backing doesn't help matters in determining truth,
and essentially comes back to some people finding something dodgy in it because they want to find something dodgy in it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:45, archived)
# real men climb in slippers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# yeah - so what?????
women do it in high heels and a skirt:
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Have you ever read any of Mary Kingsley's journals?
They are completely bonkers, and involve much travel in Africa in full Victorian dress. Without high heels, though, as I recall.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)
# funnily enough I read about her in this book
www.amazon.co.uk/QI-Book-Dead-John-Lloyd/dp/0571244904

possibly one of the most interesting books I've read in years.

everyone should buy it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:51, archived)
# "I strangled Jerrys in WW2 whilst you were still wearing nappies."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Top marks for correct spelling
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:59, archived)
# My brother and his wife once went on 6 week tour of the Himalayas.....
On looking at his photots when they got back, I noticed that his wife and himself were both dressed like the bloke on the right of your picture, exept for the oxygen mask (they weren't that high)but basicly head to toe down and fleece and £300 walking boots.... but in a lot of the photos was a man wearing nothing more than a vest, shorts and what were basicly nothing more that open toe flip flops, on asking "Who's the bloke in the vest and flip flops?" he repied "Oh, that was our sherpa, they're used to the cold...."
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)
# MSS U ALREDY :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Including additional supplement "nuffin 2 c hear"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# *puts whistle away*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:14, archived)
# He reminds me of a cross between private pyle and that government conspiracy guy from the transformers films
4 EVA IN R JAED GUDDY HARTZZ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)
# JADE GOODY 4EVA IN AR HARZ
KILLD WIV CANCER IN TIP OF UMBRELA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Ad7 likes this
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# NO 1 CAN HURT U NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)
# *drives to Northumbria with candels*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# The police are not treating his death as 'suspicious'.
Really? Funny that, because every other fucker who's turned on a TV in the last fortnight is...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:38, archived)
# it was the saucer people
in conjunction with the reverse vampires
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)
# It's The Son Wot Dun It
allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)
# NO IT WAS TERRISTS DAVID BEKUM SAYD SO
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)
# *protests, boycotts, starts badly worded facebook group & petition*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:56, archived)
# ^This
plus the reptilian royal family
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:18, archived)
# People....
We're through the looking glass
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)
# UP TO £5 OFF IN TESCO!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Exactly!
Everybody's being distracted from the big news. Wake up sheeples!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)
# WHEN YOU SPEND 500!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:23, archived)
# on fish
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)

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