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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Wow.
Speechless.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# HE FUCKING LOVES MAX ORANGE!
sorry - I had to say it....

S&S are ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Oh go on then...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
if this should accidentally reignite the bandwagon, I'm going to back away and whistle nonchalantly as if I had nothing to do with it... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
# YES!
Makes much more sense than 'Yaaas!'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Bah
I hate having to wait until the next installment to get the joke
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Catnippp style cut to the cheek, which cannot ever be explained, and posioned orange jews
must be MONSANTO, MSG, NWO, ILLUMINARTI, LIZZZARDS, POPE, OBAMATRONS, ZIONISTS!! (did I miss anybody?)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Dont forget the reverse vampires and the saucer people!
We're through the looking glass, people...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Project Bluebeam
This is clearly predictive programming for the forthcoming alien invasion which will be used to bring the nations of the world together under a one world government and one world religion of Hogis find.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I for one will welcome our Space Hogis overlords
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:54, archived)
# ....
HAIL HOGIS!

Ix znayu danke jogis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Now this, I like.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Is it fresh or from concentrate.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Why is he not drinking orange soda
I do, I do, I do!

EDIT: This is why he should read the ingredients that clearly state that it contains a little bit of GET YOU ASS TO MARS in it.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Nok nok
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Who's there?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Pingu.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Oh OH I know this one...
Ping who?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# No - he said Pingu.
So it would be Pingu who?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:12, archived)
# But who?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Pingu.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Yep, everything seems to be in order here. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)
# EXPLAIN THAT WOUND
I'm sure someone's compiling a Spider and Scorpion Wiki as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:03, archived)
# NOK NOK NOK
that's what he gets for drinking orange juice that's been stored in the Ark of the Covenant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# WTH
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Since acquiring a bike, I thought I'd better brush up on cycling proficiency
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Cannon directly into the pram, hurling abuse at the baby within it for being in your way.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# It's not always as easy as you'd think
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# im seeing a slight goatse hand configuration on those traffic light LED's
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# gah!
unsee!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# You spend way too much time on the internet aicmfp
me too.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# are barryheadwound having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Just a tad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Are the department of transport having a joke....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha, oh my god, I really can see that.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# They should make it the new rorschash test
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I usually can't abide "ooh looks like goatse" comments
about anything that involves a circle, but you really have spotted a hidden goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Someone somewhere is wetting himself laughing every time he sees a red light :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# 4. lodge self under white van.
5.
6. profit
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# O - Swear at the white van for having the audacity to be on the road, then mount the pavement to avoid the crossing because the highway code does not apply to you
edit: aww damn-it - looks like that was almost covered in the lights post above :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Haha, you're way ahead of me
of course the presence of motor vehicles on the road absolves the cyclist of any responsibility towards pedestrians or other road users

if it's a white van, I believe you're allowed to run down two toddlers and a cat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# You are also permitted to stop in the middle of the road to load/unload regardless of any traffic issues you may cause
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Whilst...
maintaining a strong air of moral superiority for saving the planet single handedly.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# we should all bow down an worship them for their sacrifice!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:46, archived)
# free glass of wine and croissant with every bike sold
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# You may enjoy this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s0XsulDXtk
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Ha!
I like the 'Mine is red' line, for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)
# All the cyclists where I live have already been on this course...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Round here too
I was riding my bike the other day and stopped at a zebra crossing to let the pedestrians across - the looks of astonishment on their faces!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Haha.. I can imagine..
If you stop for them you are meant to swear and hurl abuse at them..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:15, archived)
# That's the abbey road crossroads
Needs more quo
(Lurchio, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# well spotted :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Kill everybody is a 1/2mile radius and blame it on a busdriver
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# I had humous... you bloody oiks!


EDIT/ Now with added Salad Cream and Dripping
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Very good,
but wheretofore art the Wotsits?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# *offers knuckle butty*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Wotsits = riot class
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha! Great.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:04, archived)
# ahaahh 'KNUCKLE'
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
# WTF?
"Knuckle" isn't at the very bottom?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Ace! whenever I see/hear "Cucumber Sandwich" I think of this:
"You have arrived at a propitious moment, coincident with your country's one contribution to Western civilisation. Afternoon tea. May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Moonraker?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# yup!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Needs Salad Cream somewhere right at the bottom...
Vile stuff :o(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# ooooh! good suggestion.
I left off dripping as well. If anyone spots any others, do let me know
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# scotch pie
also - sugar. You should see my teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# When I was scum
we had tomato sauce sandwiches and also crisp sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# sugar puffs
crisps
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:54, archived)
# chocolate spread
You might need some classes below flatcap, I suggest baseball cap or hood
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# You asked?
You've missed off granulated sugar! Nothing like
a piece 'n' sugar the very reason why so many
Glasgow folks have very few real teeth!!

Oh and when the Missus was with child she
hankered after a piece 'n' toothpaste! Tastes
shit but she'd a really white smile!
(lovin it, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Haha.. ace..
But the one thing missing that I have on at least 80% of my sandwiches is onion....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# 0_o
*holds nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# It's one of the cheepest ingregients..... and also one of the most classless.... ejoyed by all :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
#
cheapest smelliest
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha.... just a guess here... but I take it your not a fan of them..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I like a touch of red onion, but find that it tends to stay with me all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# My palet is that knackered I just use raw cooking onion on everything....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# ha!
nice! but what about the bread itself?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Separate chart, that moves from mighty white, through brown and all the way up to ciabatta.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# oh god... Mighty White...... O_o
I happened to pick up a loaf of Warburtons Farmhouse Brown Bread the other day, but it was really pale - like a white loaf. If you did as much as look at it, it would tear/crumble, and it wasn't stale... Fecking useless for sandwiches... /bread_rant
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# You fill you sandwich with bread?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# The breakfast club....
Toast 2 slices of thick white on one side only.

Fry bacon, sausage, black pudding, hash browns.

Fry a 3rd slice of bread in remaining fat, add extra butter if needed.

Layer the sandwich with the toasted sides outside, the hash brown and black pud in one half, the sausage and bacon in the other and the fried slice in between.

Optional extras... ketchup (for the kids) brown sauce, Worcestershire sauce or Tabasco sauce for the grown ups, fried egg, fried tomato, defibrillator.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# if you are on a diet
replace the bread with ryveta, the bacon and sausage with cornflakes and the hash browns and black pud with weetabix and your outlook on life with something more meaningful
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# mmmm wheaty goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Use porridge as a sustitute for low fat spead...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# or saliva!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Nom nom....Well that just sounds so right.... ;-)
Just thought McDonalds do the same with the big mac too..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I think your Full English with a fried slice....
Beats the traditional anytime...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:47, archived)
# damn right
and can be eaten at any time of any day, including Xmas lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I like the cut of you jib....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Ooo yes - ranging from the olive and sundried tomato focaccia, to the oven bottom muffin.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# butter?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# marg at the bottom, olive spread in the middle, butter at the top?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# marg doesn't really exist any more
/QI blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha ok, vegetable spread then!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Bacon?
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:48, archived)
# 8th down on the right.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Hummus
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Jam?????
Should be near the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# You are 100% right, this has been pointed out to me and I will endevour to change it.
*blows raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# This, that

and the other.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# VOOORRRPPPPPPP
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# ^ this
with added sawdust and Bonne Maman Strawberry conserve.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I'm sorry JPG, but I have to take issue
Bonne Maman jams are rank-awful!

Wooden Spoon Preserving Co. Are where it is at! Their Pilgrims Raspberry is insanely good and one of the few shop-bought jams allowed in Chutney Towers.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I wasn't recommending them!
The furthest I would go is to use it for trapping wasps.

Edit: In fact, a combo of afore-mentioned sawdust and 'preserve' would make a rather good mouldable Wasp-Trap.
A kind of C4 for Hymenoptera.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# ha ha :D
Well done that man!

Not least because Pub-time yesterday afternoon was ruined by bastard wasps that kept trying to land in your beer, then getting all arsey when you swiped em.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# haha ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Oh
That's purdy!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:30, archived)
# *waves*
Hello You!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Hello back.
I hope this fine Monday is treating you well.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
# It is indeed, and yourself, too!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I'm a little lost
for something to do actually. I finished an art yesterday and a video Saturday that I thought both would take me longer than they did.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# This calls for a cheeky 'Monday day off'
to catch up, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I have a friend who makes stuff like this, he won't mind me posting this as he's currently in the Gambia.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Eeep!
Frame 3 is terrifying....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# you big thilly
^_____________^

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/hlq23.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Don't take acid before you use a swiffer....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# sweet swiff statement
danke
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:46, archived)
# 0__0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Mmmmm... Swooshy...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Afternoon, Mr Headwound!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Afternings sir...
Bloody quiet round here today isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Very much so, I just popped by to count the tumbleweed drift past...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I've been in all day, but ran out of funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I find that hard to believe!
What's going on, young fellow-me-lad?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:54, archived)
# vorp! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Prodge!
How did the *thing* go?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Woohoo!
Good noons, my lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# And a hey nonny nonny to You, my lord...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Lovely.
It looks really wet.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Thanks, Mr Mole
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Cor.... how ace and.. super shiny indeed....
This is why you shouldn't take acid before having a fight with Darth vader..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# :)
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:15, archived)
# ooooh, that's ace, JPG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Cheers, Steve!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:15, archived)
# WOOooooooo! That's what Speed Racer's blood looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# ^ winnar!
*atomic is awarded 7 points*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# This is the polar opposite of my drawing about boobies


Click for bigger (59 kb)
(badly drunk boy, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# You are a teenager AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# +looting
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# +5 shop front damage
*rolls again*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:33, archived)
# +3 over a car bonnet
*self oofs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# -2 on water cannon
*police retreat*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:36, archived)
# +1 Donut left
Police: FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)
# *Consults rulebook*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# "American Police Chief drafted in to assist" +5 to Baton use for all players but -8 for moral
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# +20 for appearences by Sheriff John Burnell
In America's Campest Police Videos
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# "morning, sickness"
"morning"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Mondays have that effect on us all...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:29, archived)
# fuckinell!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Fuck, I can't imagine Tuesday's horrors.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:31, archived)
# a dildo-wielding maniac with a strap-on chainsaw?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# How dare you steal my Friday night fantasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I thought your Friday night fantasy looked more like....
THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# That was pre-vegetable sexual rights act 2010.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# AIOTM!
needs 4 more guys and a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:39, archived)
# On Tuesday the chainsaw and the strap-on change places!
Edit: ha ha Mindpissed by Griffy^^ ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# *passes mop*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)
# the funny thing is, I do it that way round on a Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Yay.. love the Darth Vader cod peice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)
# needs more monday boobage :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# your scanner needs recalibrating
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Get your fucking hammers out - it's Craft Time!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
# 0_o
good grief !!
spoonstastic : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Results today...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Sigh
The neurology dept is still on 'holiday'
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha Yay!
Then sell them in Kensington for ยฃ10 each, claiming they're organically reclaimed spoons with aligned auras to balance their multicultral leanings.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I think you're onto something big...
We should Dragon's Den the idea...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I made this ages ago. I have absolutely no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha! WTF?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I have no idea.
There must have been some thought process, but it escapes me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha!
More DD:

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# he branched out in the end, but it was still close to his heart and he kept his hand in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# C'MON THEN YOU FAHKIN LOOTAHS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# these are ace :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# It's about time barry found his calling.
He was shite at being a comedian.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Hmm what to envy more? The capes, the beard or the shorts?
*confuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
i do like this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha...no toap needed
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 0:53, archived)
# I WILL HAPPILY INVEST IN THIS BUISINWEWAS PROPSOTION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 6:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
# snorf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# but it's DIN-DINs time?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:33, archived)
# A rare LOL moment.
Clever... *clickage* :)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha, brill
I love how the basil has wlted under his crafty glare
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# i like this
so i shall click the appropriate text link
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Uncle Geoff, is like TV DIY'ster "Handy Andy" but on really nasty Steriods
with added anger management issues.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# CRAFT RAGE!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I JUST TWATTED THE I LIKE THIS BUTTON.
FUCKING SORTED!

Edit: Is the title 3d? If so, extra cake for you my boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# haha...that basil looks like what we gardeners called "fucked"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# clicked so hard I PULVERIZED my keyboard YEEAAAHHH
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I think Uncle Geoff could sort anything.
Anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# This is fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# ahhahhah I like Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# In loving memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# smoking cock!
Or is it a tree on fire?
Or is it the charred remains of Tails from the Sonic games?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
# it's what happens when people don't keep an eye on the Firefox logo and let it burn all the way down.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# haha, that's ace (but sad, too)
nings everyone
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# It's OUR fault.
Not theirs.

We should all hang our heads in shame at how we've treated these scrounging, violent dolescum who we've never met before.

I for one am totally ashamed of my actions of going to work every day in order to earn a wage to pay my bills and pay my taxes.

I feel personally responsible for what happened last week - I can only apologise to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# You rich scum.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Bet he's got a business and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I paid attention in school
and passed my exams :(

I couldn't help myself, the education, it was *sob* it was FREE.

I'M SO SORRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# As a member of society, I too can only apologise for my part in failing the country so badly.
I've let you down, I've let my family down, and worst of all I've let myself down.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
# but it's OK
David Cameron's new American Police buddy will save us!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Ah yes, because LA and New York are now completely devoid of gang-related activity.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Oh to be fair
you can barely smoke anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
# we should be sending a police commissioner over there if anything
and we should be learning from some of the Scandinavian countries
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha, fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Will there be corn dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Which is more or less what the Guardian and Observer was filled with over the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Well that is their audience.
Hand-wringing middle-class types trying to out-self-flaggelate each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I would read the Times or the Telegraph
But both bore me shitless
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# I've pretty well given up on any one newspaper.
I quite like The Metro; it's the headlines, and a little bulk for if you've got the time.

All this worthy analysis and naval-gazing and opinion is just so much bollocks - opinions on any given problem at any given time:

Tabloids: it's obviously the fault of the forrins.

The Times: it's rather obviously the fault of the forrins, though some of them can be damnably decent chaps.

The Telegraph: it's rather obviously the fault of the forrins, though some of them can be damnably decent chaps, now here's the cricket.

The Independent: actually I met a few forrins during my gap year, and they didn't do it.

The Guardian: it's probably our fault for not knowing enough forrins.

The Daily Fail: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE.

Next up: The Israel/Palestine issue - which side should YOU support?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I get my news from b3ta more often than not...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)
# and Newsround
and the 60 second news on BBC Three
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I generally read the Independent, but I couldn't find a copy all weekend on my travels
The Times: Filled with news, but you're giving your money to Murdoch

The Telegraph: Sensible journalism, but old school broadsheet, and tricky on the tube or a train

The Guardian: Sensible journalism, but again, old school broadsheet, and tricky on the tube or a train



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Both the Indy and the Guardian are too "right on" for me.
They're a stone's throw away from writing the "Pollution!" poem that Wrik does on the Young Ones.

You can smell the decaffinated freshly-brewed coffee wafting in from the kitchen every time you open one.

The tabloids and Fail, obviously, can piss right off, and the Times and Telegraph are too much like hard work in terms of managing to coordinate their pages while hungover.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I would prefer that in my face than the general tone of the Times or Telegraph to be honest
I generally like what the Independent gets itself involved with, and ultimately want to read a 'newspaper,' in the morning as opposed to a piece of mindless crap like the Sun/Mirror/Star/Express/Hate, which I wouldn't be seen dead with on my person

There's simply no journalism in freeebies like the Metro, and not enough information for me to get to grips with any news
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# No I know - The Metro really is yesterday's news, today.
But it's relatively opinion/bias free, which I like. It also has a letters page co-written by Major Cuthbert Arbuthnott and Very Bloody Angry, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Do they have riots in Denmark?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Ignoring problems makes them go away!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely done.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
# I liked the joke, so i thought i'd do a vector comic strip, as is the style.
Sorry - im normally this cunty. No disrespek to anyone in particular.


Click for bigger (49 kb)

EDIT - how come his down there is huge, and mine gets shrunk to the size of an atom with CFB?
DOUBLE EDIT - Ta, emvee!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:03, archived)
# that's just b3ta hosting
edit your post and remove the bit that says thumb. before your image name

all you really need is <img src="http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/67483/1313398945/DailyLOLs.jpg" />
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Sorted.
Thank you o' wise oracle of board code.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Possibly an upper limit on the width of the thumbnail?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# *engages orbital spanging cannon*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Hickinbottom
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# wrong
(Ninja'd, i see...)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Fuckin'
Autocorrect.

I definitely got it right first time. I follow your art, sir. I have a Hickenbottom in my phone, so it corrected.

Dumbphone.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Cheers
Folks get it wrong all the time, so i figured you misspelt it :-P

Its certainly... a memorable surname though. I used to hate it and heard every piss-take of it under the sun (especially at school), but now i dont mind it, as im too old to be bothered :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Nah
It's great. I prefer unusual names. If it's semi-rude then all the better.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
# I had a mate at school called Sidebottom
We couldnt decide who had the most embarrasing name :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Out of interest
by "vector" do people these days really mean "smoothed and posterised" or is that just how it ends up looking?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
# FILTAD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# im sure there is a proper method and lots of work involved
but it just looks like a colour reduction to me most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# so far as i can tell
the proper method takes hours. you basically isolate a part of a picture you want to colour in one shade, and trace it properly with a vector path. then you apply a shading to the area inside, make a new layer, trace the next bit of colour, apply a shading, and rinse and repeat for fucking HOURS. the result is a very smooth image that, if you've done it right, can be blown up to arbitrary scales since it's a vector.

most of what i see on here looks like posterising, though it's normally a bit smoother than just posterising so i guess it's had some touch-up work.

just curious, really.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Take it off!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:37, archived)
# hello again b3eta!
(Rick Deckard, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:42, archived)
# and here are todays VEC WARS FACEWASPS
(Rick Deckard, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Looks like Wobbly and Dogbomb had a night of drunken fumblings
that they'd rather forget.
Are you their bastard offspring?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:48, archived)
# Yes.
Yes he is. But I still love him like my very own. x x
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:50, archived)
# I had a horrible vision
of them both wanking into the same sock and leaving it nice and warm in the airing cupboard until a little baby floggly horse hatched.

I'm so sorry for that to everyone involved and anyone who reads that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# I have
Photographs of this if anyone is interested?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# I think I'll skip on this one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Aww, sweet.
Are they in an album with floggy's first footprint and the like?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Yes
We call it "Flog. A log of our sprog."
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# See, if every family had such emotional bonds,
we wouldn't have had those riots the other week. I'm proud of you, Dogbomb.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Very much this
my faith in humanity is restored.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# ...
(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# not bad, not bad, I can't seem to do punchlines without swears in them
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:33, archived)
# hahahaha
told him good and proper
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:00, archived)
# what the tits are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Is the middle frame really nessesary?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Born in the days of pixel rationing?
Ah, back in the days when pixel tankers used to stream in convoy across the Atlantic, running the gauntlet of U-boats and Focke-Wulf Condors, assisted only by a rag-tag escort of corvettes that would roll on wet grass, let alone a mid-Atlantic swell. Pixel tanker crews were amongst the hardest - the pixels were printed onto highly-flammable celluoid and a torpedo could send the whole lot up, leaving very little to pick up out of the water, but time and again, they'd dry themselves off in port and sign up for the next convoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Your reply contained many pixels!
Think of those poor guys who risked their lives for us! 4 EVA IN R HARTZ etc...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Nah, text messages were transmitted by Morse radio.
Pictures on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:45, archived)
#
the middle frame any of this
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)
# *sits back down* Sorry sir, won't do it again sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Just kidding - I'm feeling rather mischevious today...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# It's alright.
I've noticed a lot of hijinks on here this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Rap that gift up!
bakerlondon.bandcamp.com/track/rap-that-gift-up
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Monday Morning...
Have a FLEA.

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:42, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Good one.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:34, archived)
# they are remaking El Topo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:36, archived)
# This torturous pun, too, deserves dropping down Rorschach's spang-shaft.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:56, archived)
# hahahaha, fuck sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] The acceptable face of law enforcement.

Ning everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:29, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:33, archived)
# * Joins in
Y - M - C - A
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:36, archived)
# hahahaha
*orders a surge, in order to protect our vulnerable communities*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:45, archived)
# RIOT Squad
oh I say what a riot!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:33, archived)
# "Special" branch
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:36, archived)
# heheh that is well saucy
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:36, archived)
# I spent yesterday walking up Waterfalls and hunting for Hagis.
Today we are off to Go-Ape!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 6:55, archived)
# I'm sorry I missed Baldrick, Mrs RedHouse
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:33, archived)
# s'ok, I expected Ass-flick, just wasn't my first choice
Perhaps if I were a lady, my tastes might be otherwise.
As for your taste in females, I'm sorry you missed Supervixen Uschi (image search definitely NSFW).
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:00, archived)
# For tomorrow, I'm guessing old school VAGs
Julie Newmar and Lesley Ann Warren
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Well judging by the looks they're giving your comment
I don't think they share your enthusiasm for Go-Ape.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Dammit!
You said you were on holiday!
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:18, archived)
# I am...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)
# well now this is all perfectly normal
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 6:44, archived)
# Nothing odd at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:06, archived)
# Yes, everything seems in order. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:26, archived)
# I love these!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# ridin' spinnaz
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# it's a trap
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 6:20, archived)
# hehe, good one
(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 6:31, archived)
# burger bait get's em every time :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 6:36, archived)
# mmmmm... burgers.
 
I still get cravings for shitty fast food even though I know I will be instantly disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 6:45, archived)
# then you'd have been disappointed years ago
when McD's staple was 'possum

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 6:50, archived)
# mmmmmmmm possum
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:55, archived)
# "Aw shit, my milkshake's boiled into the vacuum of space again."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:00, archived)
# worse yet--it only looked like milk
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:03, archived)
# YEY...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Ohh nice
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# now, birdger isn't all that bad
minus feathers, of course
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:08, archived)
# Badger burgers for the win, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:39, archived)
# mictoboy has
 
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:46, archived)
# These things are terrifying
Feels like they are raking up some horrible half forgotten memory in me...but woo all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:53, archived)
# They're a bit nightmarish I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:56, archived)
# was it a sexy nightmare?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:59, archived)
# By definition
nightmares are horrifying, uncanny, frightening, laced with malice and dread.
So, yes, it was sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 6:12, archived)
# always look on the bright side
www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=3933
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 6:33, archived)
# Zounds!!!
I'll bet she(?) commands a pretty penny.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 6:09, archived)
# Oh my word.
Her bellend appears to be popping out the top of her pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 7:27, archived)
# text on a picture of my cat
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:27, archived)
# Moooooooooon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:39, archived)
# Full moon. The moon. The main moon.
 

flickr set
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:47, archived)
# BIG TUNA!
 
isn't that just the way? Moon looks upon the store-bought feather teaser with disdain, there are flies and odd bits of fluff to be stalked
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:50, archived)
# Either that or...
My wife's sister came to visit when the kittins were very small, and brought them a toy, which was basically a plastic rod with a feather on a string.
They were absolutely terrified of it and ran away every time someone picked it up.
Then as soon as my sister-in-law left, the very same day, they dragged it out of the toy basket and played with it for hours. It was their favourite toy for months.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:54, archived)
# yeah, I'm hoping he'll get used to it
a bit of old harakeke is fine though.

for now he prefers toy mice / fluffy balls / dented ping pong balls / climbing the curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 6:02, archived)
# the spider did get broken in fun
 
actually this is more like it: www.b3ta.com/board/3333383
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 6:11, archived)
# :)
Crazy kitz

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:53, archived)
# Shake it like you just don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 6:12, archived)
# This thread has vere fluffey goodcats.
It is a goodthread.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# He's just rebooting.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:01, archived)
# gawd, it's myiasis of my eyes, uh, Sis
no thanks to you Pedro Hin ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 3:27, archived)
# I don't find this as upsetting as I should
perhaps I am not sober enough
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 3:31, archived)
# no worries
except for total blindness, he'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 3:38, archived)
# OH BILLY, WHERE'S YOUR EYES?
 
I must admit, despite the desperately unfunny pilot, I have been enjoying Shit My Dad Says now that they've moved away from the twitter source material and into some straight-up Shatner
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 3:47, archived)
# I haven't picked up on that yet, but hope to soon
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Cancelled after eighteen episodes.
Don't be put off by the first three, I started to like it from episode four onwards.. fewer one-liners pasted in direct from the twitter material, more Shatner-based in-jokes.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 4:02, archived)
# William Shatner looks like my dad
apart from the blindness
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 4:02, archived)
# get a photo and put him in a Star Fleet uniform :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 4:03, archived)
# beautiful!
I'm just looking for a decent pic of him
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 4:19, archived)
# Holy shuddering fuck.
If I could a) be arsed and b) stomach making it, I'd animate an infinite stream of maggots falling out of his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 4:34, archived)
# you've not even one testicle if you don't :)
That from even one eye would satisfy most purists
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 4:36, archived)
# does one
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# oh fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# wut? I thought it was fontastic
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)
# But it only leads to flyblown old reposts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)
# MAGGOTSTRIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:08, archived)
# oh man I should not have looked up "myiasis" right before lunch
 
ugh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:11, archived)
# maggots for lunch again?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:14, archived)
# I will be inspecting my rice fairly closely
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:18, archived)
# fuck man!!!
hardinmd.lib.uiowa.edu/pictures22/dermnet/myiasis_4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:15, archived)
# quick--goatse that opening before it heals
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:16, archived)
# oops!!, i was just sitting on my webcam :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
# now I can see that opening being transplanted to other images (ugh)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:24, archived)
# i guess i brought this shit on myself HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:52, archived)
# I guess so, but please do not destroy any tits with this
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)
# Nice opportunity to smoke two cigarettes at once!
I just hope it doesn't do her any harm.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:52, archived)
# she was just handy--
I'd have messed with any face I could get my hands on quickly :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:56, archived)
# facefucked
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)
# May God have mercy
on her Hogis!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 2:19, archived)
# she sung hogis
but at the end of the day, it looks like hogis ate her face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 2:38, archived)
# that's probably what she would look like now
had she not been cremated
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 2:12, archived)
# shit I just found out you can go extinct from smoking too much weed
www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=3967

shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 3:27, archived)
# we'll miss you
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 3:28, archived)
# AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD JUST MAKE ME STUPID AND LAZY :( :( :( :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 3:48, archived)
# oh well there'll always be cats
fuffer.wordpress.com/2010/10/02/the-ubiquitous-cat/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 4:26, archived)
# well ain't that just twoderful
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)
# HOGIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfY7cTiCntY

translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|hy|hogis
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:36, archived)
# WATE IS THAT SUM HOGIS?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 2:20, archived)
#
translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|hy|aye%20%20%27tis%20a%20wee%20hogis%20me%20laddy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 2:33, archived)
#
translate.google.com/?hl=en#en|hy|%20soul
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 2:22, archived)
# hogisoul
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 2:33, archived)
# Not sure
What he's listening to?

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Evil counsels.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)
# liddle bidda drum
liddle bidda bass
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
#
HOGIS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:07, archived)
# oooh -- I like that!!
Арман Ованесян Огис
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
# nice hogis font
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Itr's called Hogis-Pokeiss
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
# yoddlefuck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFDW9b_ejfI
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# BATHE in the MAJESTY of PROG
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1mV_5-bRPo
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:37, archived)
# i liked the phuksax
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Double yodelfuck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVNXR1CDTI0
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# literally crying with laughter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:50, archived)
# haha that would go so well with your animation especially the first bit
perhaps one of the b3tans who are good at choos chould mash that intro up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
# i've currently collected all the hogis images i can find, which mostly consist of mine :(
i'll whack them together in PS and then download movie maker to add the music.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:12, archived)
# it sounds pretty good just as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:34, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Official Hogis dance remix!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZAbBBmgZ18
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 2:37, archived)

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