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I feel bad now
Well, not really that bad. "
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lazyjesus ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:29,
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to you?!
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:30,
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to me? no fucking thanks!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:31,
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aaaaaaannnnnd
now my eyes hurt. time to go. g'night all!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:35,
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Nighty night! :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:38,
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oof!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:35,
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1st pic is redex-er
2nd is a RIS-er
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:36,
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pffffffffffffft
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:26,
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Advertising campaign for new students thinking of going to University...
My actual bank balance between July '05 and August '11. GO TO UNI KIDS! :D
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Slicko ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:12,
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Gotta love Newbie Tuesday...
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:14,
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believe it or not...
I first signed up to this board almost 9 years ago... it seems excessive amounts of Come Dine With Me have destroyed what was left of my brain.
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Slicko ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:18,
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4 years of uni and on the dole?
perhaps a spot of actual studying might have been in order...
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:20,
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Hahahaha!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:22,
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^This, pretty much.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:23,
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;)
university involves studying...? boooollocks :-/
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Slicko ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:23,
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What was your subject?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:38,
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Electronic Engineering...
I wanted to do something media related but was persuaded into doing something more useful ! without going into unnecessary detail I messed up the last month or two and came out with a 3rd. Bad. Times.
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Slicko ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:40,
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Could you build me a robot?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:50,
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I could build you 7.
One for each day of the week. Each with their own unique comical voice.
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Slicko ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:54,
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I only want one
and I want it to have a serious voice
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:01,
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Sorry
that's why I ended up with a 3rd. Odd as it seems, i'm incapable of building robots with serious voices. I also have to build 7 at a time. One of my many flaws
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Slicko ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:13,
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pffft
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:36,
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:16,
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I luv sand as a canvas
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:20,
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hahahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:29,
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Hahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:03,
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hmmm
ok, who's got the biscuits?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:16,
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*pulls up a chair to watch*
*optimistically proffers cup of tea hoping for a biscuit*
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:18,
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well
until half an hour ago, i did have a chocolate hobnob flapjack bar
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:21,
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now any one of 'chocolate', 'hobnob' or 'flapjack' would have been enough, but I didn't know they could be combined?!!
*nips off to 24 hour Tescos*
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:24,
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they're delicious
but need more chocolate
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:29,
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Slicko ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:20,
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CHEESE
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:22,
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heehee
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:23,
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haha....glad I popped over to links today....in case you missed it...check THIS out!!!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:32,
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Watched. Clicked. Voted.
I agree; awesome work.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:41,
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Top tip for students = live off fig rolls
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:24,
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I currently live off noodles, pasta etc.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:29,
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it doesn't get any better
you still live off noodles, pasta, etc
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:32,
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Then I'm pretty much set for life when I finally leave uni.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:38,
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bargain.
or is it a rip off? i forget which
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:51,
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Quite a bargain if you buy big bags of it.
I can spend as little as £6-8 a week on food if I have to.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:00,
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*takes notes*
seriously - i'm all for new recipes - the cheaper the better - post 'em here
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:04,
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Fig rolls!
They keep you regular
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:32,
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*stand clear*...*beep*...*beep*...*beep*...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:25,
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Ha Ha
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:27,
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all sorts of fuckwank be going on up in this jiggafuck
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:27,
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:D
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:46,
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What a Twerze
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:45,
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Eh?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:44,
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Quick, dirty and void of all logic..
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:03,
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if this ain't logical then logic is boring
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:06,
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Ironically
That statement constitutes a logical fallacy
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:10,
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I aim to please
perhaps a more logical way to say it is : If this ain't logical then logic is in some small way poorer for it's absence.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:12,
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Hehe
What your revised sentence gains in logic it loses in poetic succinctness :)
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:22,
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Bill-bow Baggins?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:07,
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who needs logic when you can sing a rainbow?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:10,
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That phrase
never occurred to me...curse you.
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:11,
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heheheheh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:12,
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*earworms*
*up above the streets and houses*
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:11,
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Up above the streets and houses...
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:16,
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*rainbow climbing high*
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:26,
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dang!
*changes batteries*
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:25,
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Is it gay?
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:23,
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No reason needed. Nice
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:46,
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no idea why women complain about these
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:42,
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I used to have a banjo
I'm not sure where it is now though
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:43,
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related--pedal steel guitar players regard banjo pickers as
some kind of sub-species.
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:45,
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They probably misunderstand the meaning of the term sub-species.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:55,
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eh, that was my poor choice of words
they feel that banjo is a simpler and less complex finger-pick instrument, and joke about their players--as if they were lower life forms. It's sort of a widespread joke among them, but only a joke.
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:58,
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this could soon descend into drummer jokes
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:00,
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de a
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:03,
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haha
I have a lot of respect for good drummers--but I could see how banging on something might be regarded as a lesser form of musical expression, by some :)
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:05,
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I told my mother I wanted to be a drummer when I grew up...
She said "well, you can't do both dear"b'dum tish
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:05,
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:D drummer without a girlfriend: homeless
edit: In a band I used to play in our drummer hauled all his gear around in a '60s model Cadillac hearse. He was a riot! RIP, Jerry.
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:07,
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he scares me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:46,
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all the time, or once a month?
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:48,
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all the time
but about once a month, i'm quite glad to see him
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:49,
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He's a were-friend
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:56,
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you've just reminded me
of one of my favourite cartoons
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:59,
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Ooh
Do share
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:05,
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courage the cowardly dog
curse of the were-mole
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:09,
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Will give it a try
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:16,
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damn
no joy :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:20,
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Hmm
I don't think I'm really in quite the right frame of mind to enjoy it
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:28,
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when you are, watch it
it's funny as fuck
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:30,
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I admit I was amused when Eine Kleine Nachtmusik started playing when she ate someone
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:34,
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it's a great show
even my dad loves it and he gets called eustace!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:37,
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Here's a thing from a thing I'm doing
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:55,
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hahaha
the heart isn't connected to the penis.
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FIEND ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:56,
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the heart never connects to the heart
that would cause some kind of love explosion
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:57,
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lolwut
i meant to type penis.
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FIEND ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:58,
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It's my turn to operate!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:56,
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charlie horse?
what the fuck is a charlie horse?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:57,
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It's like a drug mule.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:00,
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apparently its a leg cramp
or so that lying wench wikipedia tells me
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:03,
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this ^
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:14,
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Like Clarky Cat
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:30,
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The hardest thing to remove.
And a spasm, according to the urban dictionary.Which I just checked, because I didn't have a fucking clue.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:02,
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did you know there is a Spiderman version :|
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:05,
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I got all excited, then looked at the actual board.
Utter wank.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:09,
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WTF?
They have a way to go before the catch up wirh monopoly.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:09,
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a cunt to get out with a pair of electronic tweezers
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:04,
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is no sort of cunt at all
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:13,
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Well a Unicorn is a Horse with a cornetto stuck to it's head, right?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:19,
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right
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:22,
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I would have to say that is
FUCKING WOO! WOO!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:57,
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Needs more buzzing nose ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:58,
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By which I mean: woo!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:58,
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I was wondering about pitching an adult version of Operation to MB games
things inserted in the wrong orifice, unpleasant fractures, screaming instead of buzzing, that sort of thing :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:59,
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oh, i like this
especially the realistic penis size
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:58,
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You've just been spoiled.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:59,
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not lately
more's the pity
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:02,
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I'd offer mine
But it's more pathetic then the one in the picture.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:04,
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pffff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:05,
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That sounds like my premature ejeculate.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:11,
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sounds like you ejaculate dust
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:13,
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or possibly steam
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:13,
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My balls are very warm, you may be right.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:18,
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is this that there that 'grooming' i've heard so much about?
*edit* and if so then whom is grooming whom?
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:25,
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Depends which one has coarse, matted hair
and which one is holding a wire brush
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:42,
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no grooming here
everyone knows to approach me at their own peril
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:42,
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He appears to have a loaf of bread tattooed on his stomach
Which is quite odd really. Nina seems to have got over being a stroppy teenager, and allowed me to scratch her ear and chin without complaint, and played with a twig with me today :) Lovely little getting rather large kitty
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:59,
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:)
Nice.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:02,
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I took a mate i've known since the dawn of the internet up there today
Who is a German IT guru, who was simply blown away by Terry's cats. It was nice :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:09,
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I wished i was nearer.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:13,
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excellent, I'll bring a ball of string on my next visit
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:07,
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Hahaha!
And a can of whiskers. I'll be back there on Sunday btw ;)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:10,
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busy all weekend here, maybe next time
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:13,
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how have you got my x-ray?!?
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:00,
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This is lovely.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:01,
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I like your
thing lots
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:03,
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yes
but what do you think of his picture?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:04,
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Oh!
er... 'tis lovely!
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:06,
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nice backpedalling
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:12,
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better to back-pedal than back-thrust I like to think
er...*leaves quietly*
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:15,
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Nice thing
although anatomically a bit shakey
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:09,
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Shakey?
Stevens? thought it was a very accurate thing myself, anyways
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:13,
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Na. Bread should be in basket.
I admit my previous post is spellingly a bit shaky.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:20,
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please accept this as your punishment ;)
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:26,
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B3tards ! I have returnethed and bring you SCIENCE !!!
edit: baby bearded dragons everywhere.
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OneOfSome ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:39,
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Interesting...
*pretends to know what is going on here* EDIT/ OOhhh nice!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:41,
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"And on this picture, you see our lizard overlords hatching! "
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:09,
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thank ye
i am showing them godzilla movies to increase their synaptic connections, this will also be shown to them
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OneOfSome ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:19,
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Hahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:21,
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This provides
inconclusive proof...
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:42,
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*filenames* Ahh, it all makes sense now.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:42,
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That would be an ecumenical matter!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:43,
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Yes!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:35,
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Ah, I was waiting for this to happen. It really is no suprise.
I was waiting for this to happen. It really is no suprise.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:45,
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Hahaha!
Quite a nod of approval
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:48,
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It is a standard look
for when i haven't got a clue what is going on. Which pretty much makes it a standard look.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:54,
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Hahaha
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:55,
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very 1950s
in a good graphics way
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OneOfSome ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:22,
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bring me heat
and booze
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:46,
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Poor little demon lizard on the top row didn't make it :(
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:48,
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yep
mummified at 1 month, didnt even get to hatch day
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OneOfSome ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:50,
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that's actually a minstrel
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:50,
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hatchlings feed on loose change
good touch :P
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:51,
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Its a fox on a box situation.
Woo for beardies.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:55,
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Nice
The dragons one reminds me of Escher
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:59,
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yay, baby beardies!!
Have you taken out another mortgage yet to feed the little feckers???
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Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:39,
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Ning :D
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FIEND ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:37,
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hahaha!
This is very current.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:40,
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Watt are you talking about?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:42,
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Gets turned on.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:42,
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Ohm my god.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:43,
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i know it's shocking!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:46,
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Sorry it's all my Volt.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:48,
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*electricity pun*
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:49,
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No one's done amps yet.
I'm looking forward to that one.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:50,
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that plug won't work in
Ampsterdam--dammit
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:53,
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\o/
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:54,
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Have you tried?
I demand ampere-ical evidence!
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:57,
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I gauss not
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:59,
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Would jou-le-ike it to?
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:14,
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I'll check with Eddy Current about that
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:51,
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Would he have te-sla-g it off?
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:35,
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he doesn't give a flux
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:25,
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it's de-RISsed in Voltaire
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:43,
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pfffffff
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FIEND ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:44,
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:) wondering what that would look like upside down
*cranks neck*
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:40,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:48,
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Shocking that is
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:49,
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What on earth?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:58,
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WELL HELLO THERE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:28,
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down with this sort of thing
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:35,
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hahahahahahaha superb
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FIEND ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:38,
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hahaha
i've gone spare over this
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:44,
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doesn't strike me as all that funny
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:45,
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that cop is going bowled
*sorry*
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FIEND ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:57,
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he bowledly goed where no man ha... er... never mind
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:02,
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When I first went bowling, I thought I won a Turkey
/trufax/talk/qotw
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:50,
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so did my mate's mum
she wouldn't leave because nobody had given her a turkey. much hilarity and explanations ensued.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:53,
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disappointed to learn it was merely a Turk?
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:55,
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Totally unreasonable
Done better elsewhere, I am sure, but having hired the model at great expense I am posting it!
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Neffer Vossent rues the day ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:24,
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:42,
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Nice to see a visit from the ShockJaw :)
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:58,
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and he's glad to be back in town!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:03,
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great expense of a pint, perhaps? ;p
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LS18 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:49,
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These always make my eyes cringe
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:57,
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no reason
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:54,
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no reason either
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:02,
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Even less reason.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:05,
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This is devoid of reason
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:26,
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i believe that would taste like a whelk
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:29,
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Tim Curry in Legend?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:05,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:08,
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:10,
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I miss that bandwagon.
Shockjaw, not 'face in a dog's arse'.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:13,
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ARF!
Wait, what?
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:17,
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lets revive the spirit! :D
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:18,
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Ha ha ha fuckin' hell :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:24,
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hahahaha :D love it!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:30,
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I hope he becomes a Gayshift regular in time.
We can never have enough gawping rednecks.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:38,
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I'm shure he fits in the gang!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:44,
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Haha ace :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:51,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:29,
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I'll get you Butler!
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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:13,
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:32,
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Shocked devil is actually dog's rectum.
Excellent!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:46,
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Can they be milked?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:07,
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take your head out of the photocopier, you daft bastard
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:04,
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Who need reasons?
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:05,
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^This
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herman:D ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:22,
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No reason...
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:40,
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techno tiger is unimpressed
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:42,
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Clearly.
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:42,
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eppy the elephant on the other hand...
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:49,
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off his trunk on mitsubishis
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:51,
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he's a cat
cats always look unimpressed
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:59,
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not if you shine a laser pointer at the wall
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:04,
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Has he been on the Chameleon food?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:51,
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Nah
he's a mood tiger belonging to a manic depressive.
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:06,
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i need this button on my remote control
i just accidentally watched almost 5 seconds of that shite.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:17,
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hello? anyone here?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:25,
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they're all off watching hollyoaks
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:26,
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oh, how i pity them
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:26,
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it's quiet.
too quiet......
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:30,
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Tell me about it.
People were actually bothered I pointed out a link was GC. THAT'S how quiet it is o_o
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:40,
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bloody hellfire!
what's going on here tonight? don't tell me the average b3tan is actually getting a life, i might have to get one, too!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:42,
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What is this thing you call "a life"?
It's not even like they could be outside; the weather's shit. And there's nothing on the telly.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:43,
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i'm counting the hours
until 6.15 a.m next friday
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:45,
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What's that until?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:48,
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holiday time
ten days of getting pissed in a rooftop jacuzzi in spainj
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:48,
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Sounds good ^^
I've got about a month left off before I go back to uni. Looking forward to it, it's shit not having anything to do.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:51,
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i've had 20 years off :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:54,
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Oh? I didn't know you went to uni.
I'm dreading leaving; uni is probably the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:59,
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i meant 20 years off doing anything useful
had to leave school due to illness, tried college and lasted 6 weeks.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:05,
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Ahh I see. Bad times :(
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:11,
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more bored times than anything else
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:15,
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Which is pretty much how all Summer has been for me.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:41,
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I'm here! I'm free!
I've been out luring crows with popcorn I made just for them. They are ignoring me.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:32,
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did you butter it?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:33,
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I have no butter!
They did eat a bunch of it already. I was expecting them to return and raise havoc the way crows do.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:36,
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i know that pigeons explode
if you feed them alka-seltzer
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:37,
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Live and learn.
learn explode. It's bike ride time! Weeeeeee.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:43,
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been for a bike-ride already today
it's sitting on my arse time right now
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:45,
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Bloody crows !!
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:35,
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Crazy Crows.
They like melons. It's fun to watch them fly off with a big slice of melon rind in their beak.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:37,
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watching this at 9pm:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:35,
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me too
looks good
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:36,
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They all look the same to me
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Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:37,
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:02,
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yes, that'll do the trick
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:06,
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that is breaking my eyes
apparently there is a reason why no one is here, but Archie is refusing to tell us
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:31,
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welcome to my world
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:32,
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needs to be louder
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:34,
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a 5-minute warning would be nice
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:36,
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oh come it didn't smell that bad
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:34,
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I loathe that show
in fact any soap
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:36,
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same here
/didn't audition for it at all
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:37,
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It's TV
as if the Nazis won WW2.
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:10,
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not even the Nazis could be that cruel
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:11,
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holyoakcaust?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:29,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:59,
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damn them and their perky, zero-gravity breasts!
damn them, i say!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:01,
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Damn them? No.
Klarnk them I say! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:04,
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Now THAT
is a sexy result!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:09,
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yes, they need a good Klarnking
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:10,
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I reckon they're each going to find a door-knob love bag in the morning.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:11,
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I hope so
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:12,
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hahah
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:12,
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let's hope they churn it
and turn it into love butter
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:13,
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In space no one can hear you cream.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:18,
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oh sweet baby jebus
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:21,
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There's no door knobs in space.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:17,
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well he should fasten it to a 'swoooshy' sliding door with some sort of secreted resin.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:22,
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yeah, but secreted by what?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:23,
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nobody touch Klarnk
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:35,
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i fucking won't
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:37,
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hahahaha
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:42,
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waits for flesh gordon to arrive
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:52,
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Zero gravity?
They look like pr0n star silicone funbags to me jaundiced eye...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:32,
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silicone or not
they're not subjected to the vagaries of nork-dropping gravity
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:53,
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Sexy space!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:09,
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*compositing data*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:16,
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Gosh!
EDIT: space girls
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:19,
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*Beams Up*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:46,
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Up where?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:58,
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180.0f) lon = -(360.0f - lon); Console.WriteLine(TleTitle+": lat=" + lat + " lon=" + lon + " alt=" + alt);
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:06,
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nearest worm-hole?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:24,
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Cygnus X-1
Six Stars of the Northern Cross In mourning for their sister's loss In a final flash of glory Nevermore to grace the night...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:33,
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Invisible to telescopic eyes....
Infinity, the star that would not die All who dare to cross her path Are swallowed by her fearsome force.....
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Squawker ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:49,
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I do like your arts, mister atomic. Very recognisable and imaginitive
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:22,
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likewise... o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:28,
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Woo
Nice:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:33,
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Woo.
And yay.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:59,
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Lovely stuff
The guy with CDs on his sleeves is amazing!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:17,
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That is Andy
and he is totally insane. I belong to a site that does this sort of thing. I am both proud and ashamed in equal measures.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:22,
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Woof Woof!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:10,
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Sexy tiem!
Yay
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:21,
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cor blimey!
Shiny big boobed space babes with laz0r pistols! Is that cock rocket their spaceship?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:21,
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Yeah...it's a great design for going into black holes.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:26,
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Cock-rocket spaghettification?
Oh noes!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:35,
archived )
Not with these warp thrusters, Baby!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:39,
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\o/
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:58,
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*snerk*
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:35,
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watch out for fuckmonsters from space!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:36,
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Row Sigmund!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:41,
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Oh my
Sticks head out of window and howls
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:21,
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fantazzick!
I go away for a couple of hours and it's an avalanche of awesome.
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thwart is just not feeling it with you ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:28,
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Fucking wouldwouldwouldwouldwould:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:32,
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oh my
this is amazing
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:43,
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The world needs more sexy girls in space.
Just doing my job.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:48,
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I condone this...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:53,
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And this
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herman:D ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:55,
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o_0
The one on the left appears to have a webbed arse?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:20,
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Fan-fucking-tastic
i approve of this, including the cock rocket. i have concerns about the one on the far left as jer arse seems to have fused together with her clunge. WOOYAY!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:21,
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They're in space suits! They're not nude!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:37,
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Wht!
I can't wank to ladies in space suits. Bah!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:17,
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phwoar!
here are some alternative tit-waist proportions.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:25,
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We're gonna need a bigger rocket.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:39,
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:D
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:51,
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Lordy!
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:33,
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This pic is still here?
Im not complaining - its lovely. Have a space lady of my own. May yours and my space ladies rule the cosmos in a reign of sexy terror:cghub.com/images/view/119704/
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:00,
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(i can't believe it either...maybe i broke teh b3ta)
Excellent Mars Babe!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:05,
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you got the much coveted 'going home from work, eating me tea then having a wank' slot
so no-one can be arsed to make anything new :-D Savour your fine arts
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:09,
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I know...when I posted it, I looked at the time and said "Shit!".
It's all good though. :D edit: 2 hours 18 minutes woo hoo see ya's o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:14,
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bras?
Where we're going, we don't need bras.
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EvilSpaceHamster ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:16,
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TAC MAN
Apologies for wobbliness. Should have tightened tripod tighter. I'm not going to go and do it all again now though.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:52,
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line the frames up and crop it a bit then
Edit: did you do this with sun light and the main illumination? I'm wondering why the wooded floor get lighter and darker? I suppose you could be standing around the thing when you take a picture too. Good effort though.
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waxdart hello. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:54,
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Thanks for the comments
Yes the level of sunglight changing causes the floor to appear lighter and darker. The shiney patch bottom-middle slightly to the right is from the flashgun. I did a bit of cropping already, but I can't find an easy way to line them up with complete accuracy. But see also my reply to Fresh Water Mole below (which I currently haven't written yet).
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:06,
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Linked because it's another 420k
This took a little while but is *slightly* like I intended. Those frames were a lot more rotated and a lot more shifted than I expected.www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/tacmanrotated.gif
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boris the spider ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:24,
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Wow, thanks!
Yeah, the main problem is the camera is quite heavy and the tripod is a bit flimsy, so once set in place it starts to slowly turn under the camera's weight.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:33,
archived )
I really needed to blow the picture up to about 4 times size to position it properly
but I was in a bit of a rush. Should've been finishing some work and then going into town, and I was editing your video instead. Also: GIMP is shit for animation. I learned this a few years back. Alas, I obviously didn't pay attention.
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boris the spider ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:38,
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I like the wobbliness.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:56,
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Thanks!
I did think it gives it a kind of shakey old-film look.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:09,
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Good stuff!
Also - end of the working day and Vec Wars Flea is still at the bottom of the board... Slowest day ever on b3ta? Professor Fnord?EDIT the thought still stands...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:00,
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It has been remarkably slow.
Very odd.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:05,
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I have gaz'd Fnord to see if he can illuminate us :o)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:07,
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WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:01,
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eating crumbs off the floor
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:02,
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Nicely:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:35,
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I like Pacman, and I like this.
Jolly good show!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:10,
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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Hahahaha! Wonderful.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:32,
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love it!
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Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:33,
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Woo! Yay! You loved my pussy.
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:34,
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I was hoping for a slow, horrified turn around, combined with dramatic closeup
:-(
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:51,
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hee hee
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:03,
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Hahaha
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herman:D ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:34,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:12,
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Klarnk loves you too...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:10,
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Please tell me this is how it is milked.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:11,
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FUCK
this is fucked, i love it.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:11,
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What the fuck is that?
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:12,
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Klarnk
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:21,
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ahahahahahahaha
what the shuddering fuck is that thing?
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FIEND ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:12,
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i concur
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:15,
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Didn't even have to scroll all the way down to know this was a FWM production!
Klarnk is lully. Would he/she like a biscuit?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:12,
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I don't even want to know what that thing is.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:12,
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O PLZ NO
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:14,
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this is mad
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:17,
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this is mod
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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Crivens!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:20,
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Klarnk looks really tasty
I have a barbeque I'd like him to meet
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:20,
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hahaha klarnks have feelings too!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:22,
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And I love Klarnk!
edit/ he/she/it has very sexy mouth parts
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:23,
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Now, I think this is well deserved:
This must be the most awards for any one person :D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:33,
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but but but
it's not my mental image, it's Moley's actual image that looks like some sort of slug with human ladyparts for a mouth! edit/ Sorry, I should accept with more grace
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:36,
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Klarnk is all the sexes.
And those aren't necessarily mouth parts.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:36,
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WOOF!!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:37,
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What
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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the
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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Fuck??????
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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Hello Klarnk
I love you. I hope you appear more often. Top stuff FWM!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:32,
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Sick Joke...
I Put one of these magical bags in a friends coat pocket once, only for him to pull it out on the bus hahahhaa
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Clockwork2 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:40,
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I too find Dad's Army all the sexy
I can't watch it anymore, I lose control too quickly and make a mess all over the sofa
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boris the spider ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:46,
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i do like this disturbing little fucker
but i'd be far more likely to cook him and feed him to a cat that i hate than do anything sexual with him.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:00,
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Narsty.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:04,
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Hahahaha:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:35,
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Everything here looks unpleasant to touch.
Yes!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:13,
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:D
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:50,
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hello, have a bull
and a baby:4.bp.blogspot.com/-t7c1WpoDQFg/Tkl23l1eN5I/AAAAAAAAAiQ/Eu6ExVmeGyY/s1600/augustbaby.jpg (linked because i don't want to upset anyone, so bare that in mind if you're sensitive about baby related things, k?)
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:27,
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good arts!
I forsee a run on baby planters at the garden center.
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thwart is just not feeling it with you ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:50,
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I've got quite a big baby planter.
Also - what's happened to everyone? Rapture already?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:51,
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It was like this yesterday.
I'm beginning to feel that a splinter b3ta has sprung up and all the cool kids are hanging round there insttead.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:59,
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It's happened before...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:01,
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Wherever it is no cunt invited me
I'm just dead busy. And don't post many pictures these days cos I'm dead busy. Stupid work.
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boris the spider ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:08,
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there's only been 7 new threads since 9am!
Yeah, it's stupid work for me too.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:50,
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my pc's busted and i can't figure out how or why
i have spent the afternoon trying to recover crap and i'm not happy
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:59,
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Maybe everyone made a secret pact to hide from Tuesday in fear of L plates?
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boris the spider ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:08,
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so, god favours b3tans...
i don't think anyone was expecting that. wonder what we did wrong?
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:00,
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god hates gayshift, apparently
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thwart is just not feeling it with you ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:08,
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that's okay, we worship the FUCK anyway
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:00,
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All hail the FUCK!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:36,
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Ooo....
Thank you very much, she's lovely.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:41,
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Ilke the bull and I like the baby planter
Although i wouldn't use my own baby, I would use someone else's
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:57,
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understandable
you wouldn't want to waste your own one if you ballsed it up on your first try.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:00,
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it takes 9 months to make a new one
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:20,
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Holy fuck
I thought that was going to be a picture of a real baby for a minute there. I've already had to block 4 friends off of facebook because I'm sick of looking at their offspring but that's a piece of art, not something you should hide away
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:03,
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Are you a parent?!
THEN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:07,
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I may be a parent
I don't really care enough to find out
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:26,
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:) thank you very much
(the statcounter i've set up on the blog seem to show someone putting a block in after i posted that one. i might be misreading that, and it's staying up on my own site, but i didn't want to upset anyone here with the disected infantness of it.)
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:11,
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More pictures of dissected infants please
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:26,
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oh there will be
hoorah for ye-olde anatomy reference material
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:46,
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\o/
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:23,
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Ace.. nice baby....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:06,
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lully arts!
well done morbo
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:15,
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The bull represents the inherent mindcrime of our establimentary
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:23,
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Thank you. Also thanks for the tip for making use of unwanted dead babies.
Board is incredibly slow today.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:24,
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yes it is, though /links seems to be barreling along as usual (dunno about /talk, not sure if i've had all the right jabs to go over there)
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:29,
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seems a bit quiet over there
though i never check /talk so it might be usual.
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boris the spider ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:33,
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It's so nice, nobody wants to post anything on top of it :)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:12,
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I might have to make another sexy Blears just to get things moving
or a sexy May perhaps...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:29,
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Or this perky chap
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boris the spider ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:36,
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Where's Toasty when you need him
eh???
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Fenristhewolf ..back once again on ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:36,
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Dunno but I just found this in my b3tards
and thought I'd share. No reason.
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boris the spider ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:38,
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Haha
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:45,
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Both are very good. Me likey.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:21,
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I'll have the bull, but not the baby.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:05,
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Taureans ftw!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:17,
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Strange how the pic fits so well
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:09,
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Please don't.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:20,
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you love it :P
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:22,
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No, really - I don't.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:35,
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She's just a feral Krankie
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Where's Alberto Living the nightmare. ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:49,
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Not as good as a Fergal Sharkie.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:23,
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Kinda demands a pea, really...
really...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:30,
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ha ha!
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:34,
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I still love this
but for old times' sake, 7/10, needs more Buffy
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:04,
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Strange how my lunch now fits into the loo so well now
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:34,
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mmmmmm!
If that's the level of seams allowed in a sexy Blears, have a bit of this:
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:36,
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You bastard.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:49,
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Thank you Adblock.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:56,
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Fuck yeah
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:05,
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is it wrong to wank over this?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:08,
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I'd assumed that was why everyone had gone quiet...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:10,
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Yes
it will mess up your screen
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MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:42,
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WOULD
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:04,
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Is it just me?
Apols for the fairly quick and dirtiness, and probably binduntodeath...
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Hairy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:40,
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well...it isn't me
of that I'm sure
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:05,
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How do you know?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:05,
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I'm wearing a tutu and he's not
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:11,
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we can only assume he's not wearing a tutu
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:16,
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Maybe it's so small, it's more of a oneone
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:54,
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I have no idea
I've not seen the Worst Witch movies
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:06,
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