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[challenge entry] He's been snuggled a lot in the last 10 years...

my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)
# so have i, but my eye isn't hanging off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Ten years of b3ta?
Gonna last longer than my marriage then.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)
# I'm already on my 2nd
the last 10 years has been eventful to say the least
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Never again!!
(cliche)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# i've had 4 husbands
none of the fuckers were mine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)
# all under your patio now
I bet
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# i don't even have a patio
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# It's more of a mound of corpses.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:29, archived)
# hey!
don't mock the mound!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)
# he needs a beer
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# nicely melancholic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# *hums the Raggy Dolls theme*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Patrick Moore?
Uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
# ^ Would
have
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Hahah, looks like the dogs had him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Woo!!
And Happy Candles sir!! : D

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] how-fucking-do fluffermuckers :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
EDIT: they both look like exit holes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I like mine with a drunk Swedish elk wrapped around them.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)
# that is definitely the way to go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# they do indeed
but that's what they look like in the sauce
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:57, archived)
# hmmmm
well, i'll let you off this time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
#
i love being let off :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# i bet you do, you saucy minx
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
# i'm blowing bubbles and drinking wine
i'm easily pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# YAAYYY!!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# i'm a woman of simple needs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Nice one Mr Spesh Sir.

.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# HEY HEY :)
mr m stan., how the fucking devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Fine and dandy.
Soon to be single. :/
How are you??
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Soon to be single?
shit dude :(
not that bad in comparison I guess (or possibly that good depending on your point of view)

back and work and same-old-same-old I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# My decision. All my doing.
Not other woman was involved. Just had enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:09, archived)
# fair enough
hope all is well nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Apart from that , yeah.
How are yours? Getting old now I bet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# the kids?
4 and 7
emily started school this week
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Blimey!!
Time dude!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)
# hello, stan!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Hi Smashy. *glomps*
It's nice that people remember me.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# as if i'd forget!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)
# no one's able to forget
the stan. experience
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:09, archived)
# this is very true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Oh you!!!
Maybe on more now I am living in the computer room for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# whereas i am currently lying on the floor of a room you once slept in
many a year ago

it's now a shrine
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Stop that!
Right then looks like I'll have to have a "Second Coming". *looks for weather puns*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)
# The apple goes back and to the left,
Back and to the left.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Fluffy's historic role as Antarctic head of state at the Yalta conference
should not be overlooked either.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
# oh, now that's just showing off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Ohhh
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)
# That's nice!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Where's the squid?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Gah!
I knew I'd miss one or two
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# It's the only one I use :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I like to stick to my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# You need to clean it if it starts getting sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)
# i'm not volunteering for that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)
# It's Ok. I use a mop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)
# that's all right then
i've just given myself a glee-bomb by realising i have bubbles!
*blows bubbles*
^-^
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Iconic !
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Blimey, that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# cool
the qotw stuff and all the oldsters posting has made me all warm and fuzzy about b3ta again.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
# now that is woosome
kerlick
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)
# this will get fp'd for sure
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)
# fucking jinxer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Fantastic work
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Fan-fluffy-tastic!
*Clicks*
(Ravenshite I don't exist when you don't see me...., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)
# clickety click!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# top effort
pffft didn't know there was a gollywog icon
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Oh no!
I missed the Jet Set willy icon too
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Great work
Late click from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)
# is teh little gollywog face on the wingtip only used once?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# No
There are a couple near his beak
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 7:43, archived)
# My goodness that is good
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Woo
(herman:D, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Amazing
(McChinaman banned, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 3:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Freeze!

(ieatbananas, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Ernst Stavro Hitler.

Bloody scar's the wrong side :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Mike Read?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)
# i think i dated that guy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)
# You sure it wasn't his nephew?
You don't look old enough :)
www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/content/articles/2006/08/30/hitler_in_liverpool_feature.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# 0_0
i'm SURE i've been in that pub!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
# now then...

I know Holly in Red Dwarf was based on HAL in 2001, so this sort of doesn't work as a joke, but you know what? - sometimes you just need to say 'FUCK IT' to what's right and what's wrong, to what's funny and what isn't and just do what you want to do. BREAK THE RULES! DISOBEY AUTHORITY! STICK YOUR FINGER UP TO THE MAN! TELL THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE A REAL PERSON, AND THAT YOU COUNT. YOU MATTER. YOU WILL BE HEARD AND THAT NOBODY, NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP YOU!

This post is only 31Kb
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)
# we are talking jape of the decade
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)
# We're talking April, May, June, July AND August fools
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# april, may, june, july and august
EDIT: damn your ninja'ing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
# *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)
# took the book on holiday with me
to read on the journey. i must have been the quietest bloody passenger on that coach!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
# it's quite different to the TV show isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)
# very
better than life is better, i think. read them both at least 3 times.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)
# You fly south then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
# i wish
i HATE being cold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# re sig: lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
# fortunately, i'm not affected! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
# just the Coulrophobia then, ironically?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# yep
that and pediophobia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)
# so you wouldn't like this pic then...
www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/horror.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:19, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
fuck, that's the most horrific thing i've seen in my life! i only clicked because it said dvorak!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)
# you're a bad man, griffy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# I suggested you wouldn't like it!
I was just conducting some research
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# i won't sleep now
where the fuck did i put that bottle of wine.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Rule 34 again!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)
# seam horsey to seam horsey 4
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)
# QUEEG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Be grateful for what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# or was it the yellow cable?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# I just looked up 'milking a dog' with safesearch off
wish I hadn't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:05, archived)
# rule 34?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
# yes
*goes back to rocking*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
# so have this instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU0QPGbYUn0
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# pffft
that's the spirit man. type up that manifesto and tell me where to sign
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I've calmed down now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)
# damn it
I stuck my finger up the man and now we're just looking at each other like, what the fuck? Your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)
# oh. sorry.
which finger did you use? It should be the middle one. I didn't mention that specifically because I thought it was obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:25, archived)
# ah, right
Pinky finger's out then, is it? *scribbles furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# if i did that, he'd get a punctured colon
you should see the size of my fingernails
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)
# that looks like a Mr Kipling's Beef Bakewell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# ^this, hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:15, archived)
# mmmmmm
exceedingly meaty
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)
# 6? Do me a lemon! That's a poor IQ for a glass of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Subbuteo, Snakes and Ladders, you name it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry]


(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# hahaha
normally they can't get the wrappers off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Nothing to see here they have merely shared a pot of delicious strawberry jam with a passing penguin
perfectly normal thing to do :D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:41, archived)
# hahaha
quality
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# I Fank U!
As ever ages old stuff from the last time we did this, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Go Furtive!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:51, archived)
# That's the one,
god damn it's been so long I couldn't recall the bastad's name! Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Sooner or later.
The front page will be fucked up.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQZmrdwK7YM
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:44, archived)
# I'm telling you, you guys should go horizontal
make full use of the canvas , that neglected right hand side of the board has been ignored for far too long. prime humus real estate
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Horizontal is the way to go
but I suspect the day b3ta goes horizontal you'll go vertical ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)
# pfffft ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)
# I believe it's infinite out there.
A new frontier
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# come with me cowcat
together we'll plough our furrow
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)
# horizontal is where the fun's at
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)
# again with the bloody smut with you isn't it
*;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)
# did you expect anything less?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)
# indeed! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)
# that's not to say vertical doesn't have its virtues
but it's not so easy to achieve after an evening of heavy libations
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)
# this is one of the best posts i have ever seen
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)
# steady now
you log on much then?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Yay
woo and a hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Hahahaha, spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
# I looked, I liked, I clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brettvincent hmmmm, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Missed
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha:DD
(herman:D, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Here's the real life version:
www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/sep/12/happy-feet-penguin-tracker-silent Poor Happy Meal
(Mr._F is not actually a man- this username is a lie!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Mammy!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:32, archived)
# HELLO DAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)
# This needs a Rooney = Pele photoshop
How many world cups has Rooney?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] P...p...p...p...p...pick up a spare!
(Eliginator, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:29, archived)
# *click*
Nice reflections.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I missed last weeks tea compo so this is my entry for both.
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:25, archived)
# suitably gruesome
i approve
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Ah so you're one of those people who dip your penguins in your tea
doesn't it make the tea taste horrible when your drinking the last slurps?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# oh god, those soggy crumbs >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Yeah the same thing with digestives and worst still hobnob crumbs at the bottom of the mug
it's like drinking gravel haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)
# this is why i don't dunk
tbh, i'm not much of a biscuit eater
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I'd have though you'd have a loved a good dunking ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:42, archived)
# well, yes
but not the biscuity kind! took me a whuile to reply, as i've just had a mini-dunk(shower).
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# I'd have though you'd have a loved a good dp ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)
# It depends,
rockhoppers work quite well and emperors are too big to dunk anyway.
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# thus good
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] His parents forced him to play.
(I helped save b3ta! phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FLUFFY THE PENGUIN


To mark the occasion of b3ta's 10th anniversary, we're repeating one of the very first challenges. So photoshop THIS penguin, for he is Fluffy. Clicky for biggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Woo!
It feels so right it can't be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:17, archived)
# this is EXACTLY the image i was thinking of :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:21, archived)
# what. me.....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)
# are you a fluffy unicorn?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)
# * unzips
* looks

"Yes. Yes I am..."
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)
# fucking internet, full of repeats
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:33, archived)
# fucking internet, full of repeats
repeats retoaps, mainly?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Doesn't do much damage, but lands with a satisfying splat


Just something about the shape...
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Actual Lols!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)
# B&
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:59, archived)
# That is one fluffy cunt right there :)
PS One of the first things my daughter gained knowledge of was that Penguin in Spanish is Penguino. Every time she spots one on telly etc it's "LOOK DAD, PENGUINO!!!!" Considering she's Welsh and know's no-one who speaks Spanish, I find this rather random.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:39, archived)
# 3 words: Dora the Explorer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Son of a .....
....TV is now banned....randomly teaching our children Spanish...for the love of fuck :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Repeats?
I'll just slip this pea in here then....
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I have a feeling this challenge will contain many pearoasts
so I shall shamelessly do just that.

(Ash Oops, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Peas here, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:56, archived)
# On their way to the ball?
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] As you wish...

Not sure about the execution, I just love the look of awe and confusion on his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It needed de-fluffing.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Last night effort doesnt really count
but I'm peaing it anyway =P



Let the penguin invasion begin =D
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Do these guys count too?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)
# and quite right too.
I plonked him in the 'B3ta In Your Soul' song over on links.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Inevitable follow up question...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:12, archived)
# The answer:
Yes, her GCSE's are going very well thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)
# where is the original?
we demand the original so we can check frame by frame for fraudulent tampering of the image
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
# TinEye found some matches
But they were all dead links. Boo!
Searching for the name of one of them came up with a result, though. Yay!
This link contains the version which is fluff-free and therefore NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I hate penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Worst of all the animals?
Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I PATENT THE IDEA! >:D
Well... not quite...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Not fluffy, But rude not to.
But rude not to.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:16, archived)
# With an arse like that, It's rude not to share!
and the bird on the left is none too shabby either.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:18, archived)
# have a cheeky edit for compo
www.b3ta.com/board/10534288
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# mmmmmm, cream
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# o.O
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# yes it's related to tomorrow's photoshoot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)
# have you been eating food with cartoon characters on the packet to get that cel shaded ejaculate?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# :D
Nicecum
(herman:D, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# All over that old tart as well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# she loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Rooney up to his old tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# The dead, lifeless eyes of a painted egg
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# She bringing her love of horses and horse riding to life with this brilliant new tattoo collection.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Nice tagging, subtle and makes me look at her arse.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:55, archived)
# mmm, pie
creamy, creamy pie......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Mmmm soggy cake time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# what is WRONG with you, man?
that's CLEARLY a pie!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:16, archived)
#
Oddly, the banding looks just like a 1990s IKEA carpet I once had

EDIT This was meant to go elsewhere...

EDIT2 ...in context, anything sounds so damn suggestive
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:18, archived)
# yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I clearly needed to be fed

pizza's gone now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:46, archived)
# seafood and scrambled egg here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)
# I can't have mussels
they make me very ill :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)
# that would make me sad
green-lipped mussels in black bean sauce is delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Hahaha, eeww.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# only a single post in a single thread today and so on


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# More fun to see multiple posts in a single thread.
Some inspiration?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# owww
and ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Nice left hook, squire!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Just been through all 92 of them and my eyes are pointing backwards
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# nuns on buns


(not really related)

edit - menat to post this on the one below - sorreee - even less related :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# It's ok, mine was not related to anything anyway
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# must obey, must obey
reminds me of the scientology initiation open day
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# The stinging Nun?


(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# feeling holey?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Itchy nun?
Blue nun?
Nun bush city limits?

Say what you see - its the ready money roind!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# :D
itchingcuntnun
(herman:D, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
# That's a filthy habit she has there
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCK THATS HOT :D
(herman:D, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# where's the reflectoporn?
I feel cheated after Toasty's effort the other day
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# I found it
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# awesome, thanks
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# DROWN, YOU LITTLE SQUARE BASTARD, DROWN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I feel no remorse, damn it; sacrifices must be made for a good cup of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Waaa!
In other news I was a bit naughty today and hung two of my pictures in a real gallery! OK it is MY gallery and it was closed to the public, but for 10 minutes I felt a bit special!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# For your gallery:D
(herman:D, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I can't have moving ones yet.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Woo
Nice gallery
(herman:D, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Thank you!
And before anyone yells at me I intend to give my pics to Toastie if he does another auction. You can't have the others though, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)
# If the frames matched
They'd blend right in
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:42, archived)
# clansoul?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)
# where/what's your gallery?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# I'll not say in the public forum
But i think you know it from previous conversations.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:40, archived)
# sadly my memory is appalling
but completely understand about avoiding stalkers :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I was
very close to having a B3ta exhibition there, but didn't rustle up enough pictures. The ones i did get were pretty damn awesome though, and i haven't given up.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# oh of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Thought you'd remember
I still have yours as a desktop at work!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# badum-fucking-tish
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Slight RIS
BUt also slightly get
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha, oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# so wrong it's right
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha, but uugghh...
however, would it be worse if he had a case of dysentery?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Oh goodness me
Have a topical spang

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# she could spang me any time she likes etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# nudge nudge
fnar fnar yak yak awooo etc
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# You got your PWEI tickets yet?
Ill have to annoy you for a pint or summat before / after the gig. Islington is my 'hood, so i know a few gay bars we can hang out at.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Haha
I used to drink in a gay bar on the Balls Pond Road...but that's another story

Yep - ticket booked, album pre-ordered, see you then :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Heshe ?
(herman:D, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# OwO You have my full and undivided attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha
he is glowing!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Reddy Brek
makes you go off early, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# He's been genetically modified to glow in the dark and is being used to gain insights into Aids - it's the next experimental stage after Feline testing.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14882008
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Personal experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# They wouldn't even let me anywhere near the fucking airport
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Sickipedia much?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, she is a pixie of indie and beverages


Click for bigger (160 kb)
(245 trioxin Send more paramedics, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# blimey - you win the award for the fewest shopped pixels on an image ever!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# do you think i should bust out another nazi pic now?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# PJ Hitler:
Hitler in Pyjamas
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# ha, no. i wish i had done that though
i have a board nazi that i was saving
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# ha ha!
this is excellent!
edit - i just noticed the mouth moving :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# board nazi
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# fucker
that's making me yawn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# me too!
i should go to bed
g'night
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# He's relying on subtletea
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Im at work, so had to move fast
(245 trioxin Send more paramedics, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# 7 days in on an image challenge and 10 years after the album's release, damn that's fast
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# ooof - the scathing-ness!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# zing!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Ninja 'shopping. I like your style.
Luckily, at the place I work I can overtly browse b3ta and play games! *SMUGS*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
# likewise!
*stay at home dad*
double smugs
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Single and childless
*one-upmanship smugs*
*realises I'll die alone*
*unsmugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# ^ me too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I can have a wank break if need be
and in my line of work, its sometimes essential to my productivity - especially if i find some good 'reference'.

No, i dont work in an office :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# traffic warden?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# correctamundo
its how i affix the penalty notices to the windscreens
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# and i was going to ask if i won a prize
but it seems the prizes around here aren't exactly the best
b3ta.com/board/10536768
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# you could have at least put a T Pot spout
coming out of her arse or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# that sounds like an unusual fetish, you have there, Prof'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# yup, it's a very specific fetish
... we don't have clubs for it like those lucky S&M bastards... but we don't have the vilification that peados get so I suppose it could be worse...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Out of her arse is different to putting one INTO her arse.
Probably would.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# thread saved!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# this wins prizes
little prizes of very limited value, like a crossword that's been mostly completed only WRONGLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# That better?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# finally :D
I think we can all agree that THAT is a thing of honest beauty... now if you'll excuse me I'm off to knock one off
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# you're going to knock one off?
damn teapot tealeaf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# bloody teadophile! Make me sick, the lot of em!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# we should hang them up by the spouts!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Cup of Earl Grey please!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# She only does ASSam
*yeeeeaaaahhhh*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# pffffttttt.....
TOAP FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

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