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Under age kids covered in splurge ?Ban this sick filth !!
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:17,
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...Noel Coward reportedly made the comment after seeing a play in which the young Langford appeared, and in which a horse had defecated on the stage, "If they had shoved the child's head up the horse's arse they would have solved two problems at once."
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:52,
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I've just looked at her Wikipedia page.Most of her CV seems to be her appearing as herself - which implies that she's famous for nothing more than being Bonnie Langford. How PoMo.
Coward also said that that play would have been improved by cutting the second act and the child's throat. I think I like Coward more and more each day.
(Coward also said that that play would have been improved by cutting the second act and the child's throat. I think I like Coward more and more each day.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:18,
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Ahhhhhh........ why oh why did I click that link?Kill it! Kill it with flaming hammers!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:12,
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that film was fundamentally fucking idiocy
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:12,
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A day in the life: Boba Fett
(He doesn't like having his photo taken when he eats)
This is how it actually happened. Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:05,
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; u ; How good family...
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:13,
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He's good with kids...unless there's a bounty on their head...
(,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:27,
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Hey, even bounty hunters get Fett up of their job every now and then.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:44,
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boy george pajamas gas mark two, you silliesis it not obvious?
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:29,
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woop woop woopme neither
(V) (°,,,,°) (V)
((V) (°,,,,°) (V)
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:07,
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haha this was my guess too
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:28,
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hard to believe he was ever that young or that thin
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:33,
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oh ffsthe boy in the striped pyjamas
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:40,
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In that case....the gas reference is a bit much lol
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paranoiaman,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:42,
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this is b3ta. we don't do subtle. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:43,
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the stuff of school disco nightmares Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:44,
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it's what we did back in the 80'sit involved dancing badly to cheesy songs, attempting to snog someone and 6 kids all trying to get pissed off the one small bottle of thunderbirds that someone's older brother had been convinced to buy for us.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:49,
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I think thatis the best summary of the 80's I ever heard. Sadly for me little has changed.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:53,
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same hereexcept i can afford to buy a bottle of thunderbirds myself now
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:55,
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*Listens to strawberry switchblade*Ah, memories.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:02,
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i may have to break out the sister sledge Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:07,
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^ I had forgotten them...* wonders off to YouTube...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:16,
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I was listening to "Since Yesterday" just this weekForgotten how much plinky plonky fun it was. :-)
Edit... and also one of my all-time favourite 80s tracks - www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvcoX6EQH2s - which I learned MANY years later is sung by one Ricky Gervais. Have to say, I prefer his singing to his TV shows.
(Edit... and also one of my all-time favourite 80s tracks - www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvcoX6EQH2s - which I learned MANY years later is sung by one Ricky Gervais. Have to say, I prefer his singing to his TV shows.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:19,
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don't remember that onei was always more of a queen fan
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:27,
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And at least Freddiedidn't end up becoming a really REALLY annoying comedian. Why couldn't Gervais have got the bad AIDS, eh?
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:37,
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probably because he's not fond of cockshe just likes being one
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:39,
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don't thrust that groin at me, may!i know where it's been!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:46,
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Haha!That's (a kind of) magic
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:58,
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"Flowers of Romance" by PIL
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:29,
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Oh yes 'Tainted Love'and Human League, U2, Theatre of Hate, Southern Death Cult, UK Subs, Clash great times
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNZOFIdVu30
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNZOFIdVu30
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:43,
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This video FTW; it has everything you might need.(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:21,
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Oh, that is indeeda thing of beauty. :-)
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:37,
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haha very nicely done that
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:38,
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The internet needs more of this sort of thing.And B3ta is just the place to do it.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:45,
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I do love that vidSundae,
Thank you very much for making me grin
(Thank you very much for making me grin
Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:51,
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oh sweet lord, no Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:02,
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I lived through the authentic disco years. I'm still paying for it. (
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:23,
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This is wonderful
Mother's Finest - Dis Go Dis Way, Dis Go Dat Way
for those of us without YouTube :)
(Mother's Finest - Dis Go Dis Way, Dis Go Dat Way
for those of us without YouTube :)
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:40,
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I like that. Never heard it before.
It has facets of Alman Brothers and Deep Purple, but funky.
edit- I'm sure you've heard this. But it's worth hearing again. Also, this song got me kicked out of a rental one hour after I rented it. YAY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X7h9jLCqFc
(It has facets of Alman Brothers and Deep Purple, but funky.
edit- I'm sure you've heard this. But it's worth hearing again. Also, this song got me kicked out of a rental one hour after I rented it. YAY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X7h9jLCqFc
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:12,
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I had a party on Friday and we danced to that Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:37,
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it's do you really want to eat my crispy pyjamas Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:38,
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You've stumped me there.Boy George Pyjamas Oven?
EDIT: I'm hazarding a guess, but is it Boy in the Striped Pyjamas?
(EDIT: I'm hazarding a guess, but is it Boy in the Striped Pyjamas?
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:38,
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Is itMighty Ducks 2?
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:38,
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Magnets... ...with children,
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:39,
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Got it.Flame resistant nightwear by George. It is ASDA spam.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:40,
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Damn, they're getting cleverererer every day Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:42,
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I just got that....Twas a very sad film..
* Clicks
(* Clicks
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:41,
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sadbut obvious
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:42,
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Thank you...Oh hang on... You didn't mean me did you?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:54,
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the remote is way over the other side of the room Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:29,
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and little bouncing lemas! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:44,
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i like lemursbut x-men origins is on soon
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:48,
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i'll tumble dry for ya
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:05,
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boy pyjama knob or maybe his smash follow up album:
"tranny auschwitz uniform cooker dial"
("tranny auschwitz uniform cooker dial"
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:23,
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it's got a good beat and you can mince to it Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:26,
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^ this
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:10,
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Is itBedknobs and Broomsticks?
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:35,
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this happened to me once Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:48,
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I have learned my lesson Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:21,
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That's how my grandma died, you insensitive bastard
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:13,
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what a giant gorilla fell on her?
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:22,
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do people still say "PWNED" now? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:25,
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I'm not even sure it can be said Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:40,
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roids! i wanted to go with the bum grapes, but wasn't sure how to go about it
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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nazi!
and on that note, i should probably go to bed
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:26,
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Nighty night.To sleep—perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub!
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause—there's the respect,
That makes calamity of so long life.
(For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause—there's the respect,
That makes calamity of so long life.
4Q just lurking,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:34,
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you know, if shakespeare were alive todayhe'd probably be writing scripts for eastenders.
seriously, going to bed. g'night
(seriously, going to bed. g'night
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:37,
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ahhhh run nazi with a giant hand, but in the other hand his cock looks big
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:24,
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i am now in the mood for ginger snaps PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:00,
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My second phone related pun of the day
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:50,
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i want these phones to be installed everywhere more than anything in the world**not enirely true
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:54,
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Similar to stabbing over IP systemsIt is great when you are on the sending end but not so good when you are receiving.
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:11,
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duck n' weave actually, that's what my pub's going to be called
i like the ip stabbing idea
*upgrades to windows murderous edition*
(i like the ip stabbing idea
*upgrades to windows murderous edition*
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:18,
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The idea was conceived by a friend as a solution to an annoyingly enthusiastic person on an irc channelI think he decided just to ban him instead :/
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:29,
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my job used to involve spending a lot of time on the phoneinvariably the conversations were held with idiots and i'd spend the whole time looking for the auto punch button on the handset
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:34,
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I can sympathise with that :/I hate talking on the phone at the best of times
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:01,
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:)
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:13,
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This still make me laugh... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:09,
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my best work is usually a rip off of someone else's ;) real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:25,
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DammitI can't find my pic of Mozza punching himself repeatedly in the face :(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:10,
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the depressing kicks in when his arm goes halfway upand then he just drowns in a pool of his own sorrow
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:11,
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see there! a brief punch and the arm gives out:)
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:15,
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that's because he's a vegetarian real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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Meat's gonna be the death of old Pete.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:45,
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ha ha! mine was quick n' shit
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:22,
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:D
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:12,
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haha:D
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:12,
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STICKDEATH h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:35,
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Genuine proper larf I did :)*click*
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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Thank you
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:18,
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ha hah!did you make the pistons yourself?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:36,
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still, a fine use for themdid you search for the pistons first and wonder what to do with them, the other way round, or just a flash of inspiration?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:52,
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nice!i have so many great source material pics, but no idea what to do with them
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:01,
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And what did you googleto come up with this idea? Or, what drugs were involved? Or, tell us about your childhood.
Or I could just STFU and say WOO! to the pix...
(Or I could just STFU and say WOO! to the pix...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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The wobbling continues in my head.BRB
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:45,
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*joins in*
The only two reasons I know about King of Fighters.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:50,
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Disturbingly accurate cock flopping. o_o Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:00,
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Thank you...Oh... you meant in the animation didn't you?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:09,
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you've turned him into a lurrrrrve machine
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:37,
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hmm, now they're in sync. I think your cranskhaft is broken PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:48,
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an early prototypeof the perpetual FUCK machine
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:50,
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Looks like the perfect mechanism for a "Whack-a-Flan" game.To the arcade!
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:52,
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pfft! it would just be a cheap knock-off of this
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:06,
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This is strangely hypnoticwoo
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:53,
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Apologies for HORRIBLE .GIF work.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:02,
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the improved flankelfuckengine (i hope you dont mind)this engine gets an amazing 120 Fucks Per Litre
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:11,
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should've gone with the crossplane firing orderit's all the rage nowadays
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:18,
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Had you added one more, I'd think Audi was having a laugh RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:38,
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bigger AND faster!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:10,
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exctacy!!amazing what fun this collaborative effort has been -- especially since I did not have to use the marquee tool.
I should hire a 'selector' for my pleasure photoshopping
(I should hire a 'selector' for my pleasure photoshopping
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:25,
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I've just had a thoughtbut it'll end up as a 4mb gif
so fuck that
(so fuck that
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:09,
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you know...that would feel GREAT on my back
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:26,
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Gasps for breathHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Gulp. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:50,
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i want one of these magnificent contraptions! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:26,
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They have wonderful talent...In many ways(JollyJack(modification by me)Tistou Denizen)
...Earthquake in Japan came a day after this post.
O.O
Sorry. Too posted!＞.＜
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:25,
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I thought that was americans, that's why they wear fanny packs on their arse.
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:32,
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But what are we going to do tomorrow Brain? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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all your bases are belong to us real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:35,
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Their reign will be bloody and violent, yet fabulous. ;3 Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:38,
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I have no idea what is going on herebut you can draw, I'll give you that :)
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:56,
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You idolise someone who caused that horrible earthquake? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:28,
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I do not have it ^^;But the facts say what happened. :)
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:37,
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just, like, sunday or something....
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edit: excuse the shitness but im shit
Roast Beef and Yorkshire pud - Nom
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:37,
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that dinner needs less peas and more gravy
Im back at my mommas now and full of roast din dins. I can never be arsed to make my own, and ones i buy in a pub are never as good. Yums.
(Im back at my mommas now and full of roast din dins. I can never be arsed to make my own, and ones i buy in a pub are never as good. Yums.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:38,
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pub meals always give pub meal fartirrespective of pub
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:40,
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beer fart is differentit's like mcdonalds
it always results in the "minging lemon piss" phenomenon
(it always results in the "minging lemon piss" phenomenon
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:42,
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When I eat McDonald's, it just doesn't go anywhere. It's like materialized air to me. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:49,
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it gives you something to do if you have a spare quarter hour to realise you shouldn't have got a mcdonalds
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:50,
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Too right. I usually end up just getting a milkshake.Fast metabolism, you see. If I ate McD's now, I'd be hungry again in half an hour.
*metabolism may have nothing to do with this.
(*metabolism may have nothing to do with this.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:53,
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after half an hour the only notion that I've eaten there is a slight sickly feelingit really doesn't register as food
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:55,
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It's the only fast food place I've been to where you leave hungrier than when you arrived.I went to New York a year or two back, and you know, when in Rome... I got a super size meal, and felt sick for the rest of the day. Awesome.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:58,
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yayah well, at least it's not the worst fast food place.
At least mcd's seem to keep their places clean.
(At least mcd's seem to keep their places clean.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:22,
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For one in the middle of New York, it was pretty clean.And I will admit, I was actually full after that super size meal... but, you know, sick.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:29,
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still, won't be bored, hovering over the toiletnot knowing which end of yourself to use and sweating profusely.
eventually you wake up in a daze, completely naked halfway down a flight of stairs, wondering about the backstory that you can't remember.
(eventually you wake up in a daze, completely naked halfway down a flight of stairs, wondering about the backstory that you can't remember.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:35,
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You... weren't watching me, were you? O_O;; Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:04,
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hahahaisn't that the best way ever to wake up :D
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:04,
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Could always be worse, I guess XD Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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i have the exact same thingbut it's usually pretty instant
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:02,
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ill be completely honest with you, I'm about to leave work and theres a high chance i'll be purchasing some of the chicken mcFuckNuggets on the way home... and for that... may the lord make us truly thankfull
(,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:23,
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With a guarranteed % chicken! what could be more nutritious
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:33,
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i heard the other day, but i haven't checked out yetbig macs have so much sugar and saturated fats in them that, in the usa, it should be listed as a confectionary
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:41,
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i think i've had 3 mcdonald's in the last 6 yearsall i've ever eaten form there is big macs and choclate shake.
i'm a creature of habit. but not a nun
(i'm a creature of habit. but not a nun
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:35,
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i had 3 with mine :-DBeef, mash, roasties, carrots, 3 yorkies
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:46,
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Hope you don't mind if I post this;www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Gee3THtb8
(in my defence, he's a cunt, but his music's alright)
((in my defence, he's a cunt, but his music's alright)
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:39,
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This song always reminds me of Morecambe.Wretched place, full of hotels with sunrooms full of olds looking out to sea and waiting to die.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:47,
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I think that's what he had in mind when he wrote this. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:48,
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Any British seaside town has the magic, really. Blackpool, Llandudno, etc.Not saying these are AWFUL places... well okay, Blackpool's a bit shit. Llandudno's alright though.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:55,
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It is indeed windy there :D don't remember floppy dog cock though. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:04,
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I've usually passed out from the severe head trauma of a divebombing seagull by then.I was gonna go again this Summer just passed; last time I went (I think it was October) most of it was closed :(
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:09,
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haha the bloody seagulls do do thatand most of it's been closed since :-/
(,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:12,
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Shame :( it's such a nice place too. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:15,
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friday, caturday, cuntday PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:39,
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FAKE!no bullseye!
you also lose 10 points for using a pic of dani pedrosa
(you also lose 10 points for using a pic of dani pedrosa
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:45,
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fake and gay/standard_youtube_response
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:46,
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i believe it's spelt n00bim firen meh peniz at yu!!
www.randomyoutubeinsult.com/
(www.randomyoutubeinsult.com/
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:01,
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*cough* receipt *cough* real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:10,
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and don't you get scientific on me either, weirdo;)
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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*hugs**wiping filth all over the back of your clean white scientist lab coat*
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:58,
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In my house Sunday is......
Kids homework day... :-(
.
This usually consists of trying to complete a 2 week project, that you were only just told about, in 3 or 4 hours !
(Still... its good practice for when they get to Uni I guess)
.
(Kids homework day... :-(
.
This usually consists of trying to complete a 2 week project, that you were only just told about, in 3 or 4 hours !
(Still... its good practice for when they get to Uni I guess)
.
paranoiaman,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:52,
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Maternal fornicator!That's very disturbung...
(
blyerkit e k trilby,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:08,
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hahaha...this gets better the longer I watch it :Drecommendation if I may:..seems essential to keep the teeth fixed....everything else will naturally fall around them :)
(you probably know more about this than me)
((you probably know more about this than me)
Elvis impersonator,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:15,
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Yeah it's really badly done :) It was one of those gayshift things5 minutes to make, 20 minutes laughing too hard to post it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:21,
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That is a very big tongue.Who did it originally belong to?
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:24,
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I believe the young lady it belongs to is something of a starin a certain specialized community.
Check out youtube for "woman chewing", "inside female mouth", that kind of thing. There are a bunch of related fetishes that are well represented there, I suppose because they're not technically sexually explicit.
(Check out youtube for "woman chewing", "inside female mouth", that kind of thing. There are a bunch of related fetishes that are well represented there, I suppose because they're not technically sexually explicit.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:29,
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It seems there's always something new to discover and stare at in baffled bemusement.
(
4Q just lurking,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:33,
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so what your saying here...is that the gayshift does not deserve your best?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:32,
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That's a fair question, Cockchese.Sometimes worse is better.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:42,
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ha ha! I've got a box of these things in the back of my car./autocomplete
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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as a ham-pawed spackdonkey, I find your comment highly offensive PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:18,
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OK - some things for you to consider:1) Posting shit doesn't make YOU shit
2) It's not shit, it's a shopped representation of your Sunday
3) I rather like it
4) It has prompted response and discussion, none of which appears to be negative
So, Woo, with a sprinkling of Sunday Yay!
:@ )
(2) It's not shit, it's a shopped representation of your Sunday
3) I rather like it
4) It has prompted response and discussion, none of which appears to be negative
So, Woo, with a sprinkling of Sunday Yay!
:@ )
blyerkit e k trilby,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:06,
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^ThisAs long as it gets the /board going in a good way, there's nowt much wrong with it :D
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:08,
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*hugs in a gay way*quite a lot of the stuff i post on here is, in my opinion, a bit shit.
but i don't care.
in fact, you only have to look down there a bit for some evidence
(but i don't care.
in fact, you only have to look down there a bit for some evidence
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:13,
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*accepts*having experimented long ago and come to terms with dull but reliable heterosexuality.
( blyerkit e k trilby,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:13,
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Birds Eye Beef Curtains Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:10,
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As of last week, Sunday once again means HOCKEY for meGooooooooo hockey!
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:23,
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No, but I distinctly heard someone whistle! RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:42,
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i'm on a recruitment drive
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:04,
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Free education, free health care, and free base :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:13,
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Ha ha :D they ALWAYS come back for the bass. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:34,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkHlnWFnA0c&ob=av3e Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:14,
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SHAAAA-*checks Wikipedia* Well, the legal ones anyway.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:28,
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I have to question the legality of either outcome. Probably best I just call the idea off.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:34,
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I'll go with taters' idea down there vI didn't know pop groups had graduates, but whatever.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:37,
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im with you, though some of AKB48 are quite young though...
Noncearuuuuu!
(Noncearuuuuu!
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:29,
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According to Wiki, a vast majority are legal (some even older than me)One or two are... *estimates* probably 14-15, so I retract my SHAAAAAG statement partially. XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:31,
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ill just go for the ones that have 'graduated' - ie, gotten too old, and left.Is that AKB48, or morning musume?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:32,
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I have absolutely no idea; I only found out about AKB48 just now.I'll accept the graduates then. XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:35,
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having been to japan many a timeive seen them go from creepy otaku preference (AKB is short for AKIBA, as in Akibahara) to bestselling pop group. Their adverts were everywhere last time i went in feb.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:41,
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So it looks like they're really making a name for themselves, not just among the otaku/hikikomori crowd...I'm slowly starting to understand more of these Japanese groups; my housemates are obsessed with Tego Mass, I think they're called.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:43,
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not heard of thosei dont mind some mihimaru GT and ayumi hamasaki.
I blame Taiko no tatsujin.
(I blame Taiko no tatsujin.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:47,
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I think I might have heard my housemates mentioning them.I don't know whether it's a trend or it's just confined to one or two groups, but from what I see, a lot of male pop stars like to dress as women? And pull it off too well? Like Yuya Tegoshi.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:51,
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egh - one of my mates (female obviously) is well into her effeminate japanese / korean male pop starsbuncha poofs!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:59,
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It's a whole different side of music I'll NEVER understand.They seem to come off as a bisexual's wet dream; they're neither here nor there.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:03,
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bourbon and moggy, sitting in a treeY I F F I N G
:-D
(:-D
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:28,
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go on - post your love drawing you did of her!*Pokes, you blush*
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:33,
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i'm not sure what i should be making of thisi'm in turmoil now
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:26,
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i heard that george lucas is going to use this as his sarlacc pitin the blu ray release of the original sort of trilogy
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:49,
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Apparently we're a nasty clique
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:18,
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really?says who? we should join an club, an exclusive one, and then heap scorn and derision on them
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:21,
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Me too I want to be in a clique and a nasty one at that ;)
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:25,
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The best sort of clique.What would be the point of a nice, welcoming clique?
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:27,
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can't be any nastier than all the other cliques on here
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:27,
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If it can be done, if it can be dreamed, if it can be brought out of our deepest imaginings Gayshift can do it. FUCK YEAH!!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:33,
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what do you mean?'click' means good things, dunnit?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:31,
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are there really cliques on here?apart form the obvious /board, /talk thing.
fuck, i'll comment on anything and talk to anyone on here.
mostly
(fuck, i'll comment on anything and talk to anyone on here.
mostly
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:33,
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It's a kind of open clique where anybody is inviteda sort of non-clique clique. *cliques*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:35,
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If there are goings on behind the scenes I'm not privvy to any of thembut there are clearly groups of people who don't like boards mingling or even shifts.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:38,
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The moon was shining sulkily because she thought the sun had got no business to be there after the day was done.
"It's very rude of him", she said, "to come and spoil our fun".
Walrus and the Carpenter
("It's very rude of him", she said, "to come and spoil our fun".
Walrus and the Carpenter
4Q just lurking,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:41,
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There are people who don't like Art or Photography on /boardthose who like photography but not stylised HDR photography etc. To me it's all the same if there is a clear definition links go to /links, Text goes to /talk and pictures and stuff you made yourself go to /board there has been too many divisions any more and it will end up like 4chan with a million cliques all trying to out troll each other. I have ventured to /talk before and it's not an unfriendly place it's just banter mostly but I do my chatting on Facebook instead.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:43,
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it's easier to talk nonsense with people yer familiar with ultimatelybut yeah, if this place goes all 3.0 or something it'll be *chan
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:52,
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absolutelyi go to /talk when /board is dead. usually just read what's going on. sometimes it's hilarious, other times it's dull.
I've posted once or twice and had no problem over there. I guess, it's like discomeats says it's what's familiar and I can see how it can easily go wrong for someone who's unfamiliar with b3ta and how the different boards work
is b3ta going 3.0?
(I've posted once or twice and had no problem over there. I guess, it's like discomeats says it's what's familiar and I can see how it can easily go wrong for someone who's unfamiliar with b3ta and how the different boards work
is b3ta going 3.0?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:56,
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i think it means b3ta getting an overhaul between 1.0 and 95
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:06,
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i think the claxons were being upgraded to parps real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:16,
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when 2.0 isn't enoughoh, 3.0 is cloud isn't it
oh well
won't that be something
(oh well
won't that be something
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:16,
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The FUCK wants YOU!!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:18,
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heh heh!i've made my freebase slightly boss eyed, so he kind of looks like he's looking forwards now... kind of
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:23,
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Hahaha! Only just noticed, he looks even more demented :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:24,
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He's seeing beyond! You cannot make freebase look you in the eye! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:31,
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it's not that you cannot, it's that you wouldn't want toi have a feeling you'd turn to dust as he looked directly into your soul
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:53,
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To stare directly into this weather-beaten, tortured man's eyes is a death sentence.You wouldn't believe what happens if you do... even whilst it's happening.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:11,
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Na na na na na na na na, FREEBASE!
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:23,
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I really can't unsee either picture on the original poster.So I have to thank you for making an otherwise dull movie at least a little amusing. :D
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:40,
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this reminds me of the lazytown people taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:32,
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i've seen clips of that show -- the whole thing looks like a bad dream, HA HA PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:38,
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its genuinely great"robbie rotten" is a fantastic character and actor
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:45,
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It looks like Canal Street (gay village in Manchester)I didn't even know the pink haired girl was about the same age as me. It's like a less creepy version of Jimmy Krankie.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:47,
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more like dirt girl worldwhich isn't as filthy as it it's name suggests
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:45,
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Sounds like a dodgy German shit porn. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:00,
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RabbitMaria,JollyDodger,Jamjars,miniPikelet.
In this pict I got JollyJack's first comment. :3
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:53,
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Something looks very Studio Ghibli about this. Nice work as always! >w< Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:55,
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Thanks!! XDI was reference to jollyjack.deviantart.com/art/Run-Banjo-Run-103842174
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:04,
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I'm not a big fan of this style of art but you certainly have skillsmay I ask, what software do you use and do you use a Graphics Tablet?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:55,
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Thanks!! XDI uses Painter and PhotoShop. :)
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:06,
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Do you draw with a Wacom Pen? or something similar?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:08,
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Wacom tablet. :)JollyJack has LCD Pen Tablet.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:09,
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He would he's a shameless show-off"Oh look at me with my LSD tablets!" ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:12,
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Hi Moggy :)Good arts! I like little Police hog.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:57,
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Thanks!! :DHi I'm Moggy!
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:07,
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why are her legssown together from bits of legs?
(
SiX and his hat,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:02,
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Well, you wouldn't sew them together from bits of arms, would you?Imagine having an elbow for a knee. Or an armpit for a groin.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:04,
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Because She is zombie nun. :) Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:05,
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of course! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:48,
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Is she a Squirrel or a Rabbit? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:07,
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Thanks.... I wasn't aware that Rabbits had tits?Squirrels however!!
* Fwaps
(* Fwaps
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:11,
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you're welcome :)But I love squirrel too.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:12,
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Wobble Blokes likes anything with tits
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:21,
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I can't get him off my bird feeders in the mornings
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:23,
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and thay's why I love b3ta, its full of tits! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:51,
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Well drawn! They look like a fun bunch.Unicycle Boar needs to chill out a little.
( thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:07,
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I'm sure he's effective at rooting out crime.
(
thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:12,
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He really takes those criminals to tusk
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:14,
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They bristle at the sound of his name.
(
thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:19,
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He's one of the good coppers, very rasher-nal. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:21,
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An expert at Sus-ing out crime.
(
thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:28,
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I asked him how he could cope with what seems to be a difficult job.He said "S'nout to it."
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:34,
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"Somewhere in this city," says Unicycle Boar Cop, "a crime is bacon.""I'll stop them, the dirty trotters!"
( thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:40,
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When the criminals catch sight of our pot-bellied heroes;"Scarper, it's the pigs!"
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:45,
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He pauses. He sighs. "Day in, day out," he says."Hogging a beat, porking the wife, it's all gone grey and samey."
"Time to retire. I'll find a place where I'll have no truffles."
("Time to retire. I'll find a place where I'll have no truffles."
thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:52,
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Ooof! D: That was a good'un.I'd have to try and exit with sty-le if I can't think of any others.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:57,
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Ta! Always a pleasure.To be honest, I was starting to boar myself.
( thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:11,
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Is the tail end of that snake guy shoved up the bear's arse? I hear he likes things up his arse :-) taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:22,
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looks like they are about to have some law flouting adventurewhich is nice
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:42,
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wrong 'unbananas are disgusting devil turds
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:05,
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Looks obscene :OWhat's wrong with my eyes?
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:54,
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how could you find that obscene?it must be all in your mind.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:01,
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There's nothing suggestive about this AT ALL, Moggy ;) Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:02,
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I'm something strange XD Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:22,
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Morning all.
Added a splash of colour to the biro sketch I did last night.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:20,
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NIce blueI like blue :)
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:24,
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i'm blue, da boo de dum dum, doo da ba de da ba de dum dum.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:02,
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Indeed. I don't use biro that often. I've no real reason why I shouldn't, they're ace. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:31,
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I like green birosI don't really know what they're supposed to be for though
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:59,
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It seems a lot of places HATE it if you write in green biro.In my primary school, good notes from teacher were written in green, bad ones in red, so I guess there's that. :P
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:00,
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I suppose blue doesn't really have a specific purpose eitherI guess they must just be cheaper to produce, because those free pens you get with charity envelopes are usually blue.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:10,
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Yeah, and those little ones you get in bookie's.Rather nice of them to be handing out free art equipment. :D
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:11,
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Ah yes, they have a little hole in the end so you can put one into anotherThe only time in my life I ever set foot in a bookies was with a friend and her (gambling enthusiast) boyfriend. I got bored and made a huge chain of all the pens.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:17,
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Last time I went to one was last year's Grand National.Didn't win, like. Pocketed a few pens while I was there though. ;)
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:33,
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perhaps down to the "green ink brigade"(
the wub - guide onion for the blind,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:27,
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I see, very interesting.So writing in green ink has a sort of sincerity and almost a cry out for help behind it?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:31,
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That's purty... and definitely blue.
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:29,
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Apart from the dull shade of red in the UK flag on the shoulder pad. :P Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:32,
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See the user name?I didn't register the red bit on that flag. :-D
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:36,
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I wanted the whole picture to look a bit uniform, so I kept the brightness of the red to a minimum :3 Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:40,
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I'll happily take your subtle design choices as the reason why I missed it...... and then it's not my crap eyesight.
It's still a v luvly pic, though.
This is why I love B3ta - it still gets stuff created in the analogue fashion (like this, Nobby, etc) as well as fully digital creations. And CDCs, of course.
(It's still a v luvly pic, though.
This is why I love B3ta - it still gets stuff created in the analogue fashion (like this, Nobby, etc) as well as fully digital creations. And CDCs, of course.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:50,
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Indeed, there's definitely a variation of artists here.Whether it's more conventional, digital, or just a simple Photoshopping. :D
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:59,
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Loving this and also very jealous of your tag.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:33,
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That' rather smashing that,,, and I shall be *clicking* the
appropriate button to confirm
my liking this :)
(appropriate button to confirm
my liking this :)
Ninj,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:52,
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I still think it looks pretty good considering.I hear they've re-released Lylat Wars on the 3DS, so that's... two reasons for me to get one (the other being Ocarina of Time).
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:13,
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Geting a 3ds on 30th september Get A Nintendo 3DS In Metallic Red For Only £49.00 When You Trade In A Nintendo DSi! game.co.uk
(,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:33,
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Gah, shame I haven't got a DSi D:I can't see the price for the 3DS staying up for too long though. It didn't take long for the Gamecube to drop in price.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:38,
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Wow :D Now that is nice! *clicks hard* Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:21,
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good stuff!Like the detail on the rifle.
( thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:08,
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I based it very loosely on the FN F2000, with other nifty bits attached :)Gun concepts coming soon!
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:16,
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*looks up*Ah, I see now. I'm not much of a weapons expert, all I know it as is "the smoothish one from that one game". :)
( thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:34,
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I'm not too clued up on firearms.I can identify models, manufacturers, caliber, etc. but nothing more than that. :)
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:38,
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This is quite nice but I don't know what it's for
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:38,
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Thanks, it's supposed to be Jet Set Willy.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:42,
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Means nothing to meUnless it's some kind elite penis
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:57,
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It's an old computer game. Although I like the idea of having an elite penis.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:10,
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Ah I seeI actually quite like the idea of very pixelly, cartoony computer game imagery made into real-person pictures.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:14,
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Could be an image challenge.
I always had an idea Jet Set Willy would get made into a movie but I guess that's never going to happen now.
(I always had an idea Jet Set Willy would get made into a movie but I guess that's never going to happen now.
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:21,
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I remember Adam Buxtonin character as Ken Korda reeling off a list of films he'd made - one was Jet Set Willy : The Movie.
(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:24,
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I can't imagine a lifelived without Jet Set Willy. It's one of the best things ever made.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:10,
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Phew ! for a minute there I thought Jet Set Willy had been erased from history.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:18,
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JIGSAW HEADFUCK
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:04,
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I only save the highest of compliments for work like this.:D
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:06,
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That's a great name for a bandAnd I think that's the first album cover right there. Right... all I need to do now is learn how to play the guitar.
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:29,
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well, when yo umake it big, make sure you give whato jeeves some cash for creating the name
(,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:33,
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Hmmm... "Whato Jeeves" could be the name of the first albumSo he'll get paid twice. And you for the artwork... Christ, there goes the advance from the record label before I've even opened my Tune A Day book.
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:37,
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Can I play the triangle? Or maybe the tamborine?Can I? Can I?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:43,
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of course you canbut don't get cocky and start hogging the stage
(,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:50,
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No chance! I'll want the bezt of stage placementsings.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:53,
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As the gig reaches a crescendo, the front man points at Whato Jeeves and cries...TRIANGLE SOLO!!!!
ting
(ting
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:00,
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Dear JIGSAW HEADFUCK,I feel I have outgrown the band and that my talents deserve a lot more recognition and respect.
I therefore feel my position has become untenable and have decided to leave immediately.
I am sorry if the band falls apart without me, but I have got to realise my own dreams.
WJ
God I'm bored
(I therefore feel my position has become untenable and have decided to leave immediately.
I am sorry if the band falls apart without me, but I have got to realise my own dreams.
WJ
God I'm bored
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:06,
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Oh buggerationI may as well stop designing the stadium stage set that'd outdo Take That's big standing up robot man thing.
/puts away Lego and Meccano, and uncouples Action Man and Barbie from their "Conjugation of The Wombat" position.
(/puts away Lego and Meccano, and uncouples Action Man and Barbie from their "Conjugation of The Wombat" position.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:17,
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I think mateyboy in the pic should be the front manAlthough he may have a bit of trouble singing...
With guitars, tambourines and freaks like him in the band, I'm starting to like this idea of a "death-metal / freakazoid / salvation army" mash-up.
(With guitars, tambourines and freaks like him in the band, I'm starting to like this idea of a "death-metal / freakazoid / salvation army" mash-up.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:49,
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Obviously with a jungle techno twist too?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:51,
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With a bit of breakcore mixed in? Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:07,
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Unfortunately, I have to report the band has splitdue to creative differences
www.b3ta.com/board/10549072
We'd like to thank all our fans for sticking with us this long, and hope we'll see you again in future projects.
(www.b3ta.com/board/10549072
We'd like to thank all our fans for sticking with us this long, and hope we'll see you again in future projects.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:13,
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Don't worryThe meat raffle will still go ahead as planned.
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:24,
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whoah, fuck yes!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:46,
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twice daily and no more frequentlylest this be the result
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:08,
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Rocky Dennis as seen through privacy glass Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:50,
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I thought I was only two hours ahead?;)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:48,
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It's still Sunday in the UK?;)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:49,
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yeahwell I think so I'm not sure my new shifts are screwing up my internal calender
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:50,
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eh?it's still sunday in australia, so it's likely to still be sunday in uk too
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:51,
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Don't mind me, I thought it was Monday.Now, who can I blame for this?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:56,
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Haha!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:03,
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NICE!* Although I am a little wary of you 'cfra'
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:53,
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have you been out fishing fro turds again?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:03,
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Hahaace
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:18,
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Aw. :(I'm going on the piss all day when she dies.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:17,
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Noooooo!Go on an all day bender a week later. The grave should be ready for pissing on by then.
(
eXOBeX,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:37,
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i thought it might need more sick real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:24,
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you're suggesting we need an allied force to rid of us rps? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:57,
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that or some cdcsbit.ly/mQXWRb (kinda topical and utterly fucking amazing)
(,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:04,
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ooo! interestingi've just finished watching a first world war mini series documentary again. it's amazing how and why WW1 went the way it did, and how it still affects us now
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:24,
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it sure isthe world at war is also brilliant (narrated by laurence oliver) i've only seen bits though, i'll have to nab the boxset from my mate.
(,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:31,
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yeah world at war is WW2i have the *ahem* boxset
i'll be watching that again next week
(i'll be watching that again next week
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:48,
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Ning b3taTothday wishes go out to Will (Fresh) Smith, Catherine (I would) Zeta-Jones and Michael (insert coment here) Douglas.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:04,
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While today lounging lovelies are: Heather Locklear and Felicity Kendal.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:04,
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you've destroyed my childhood crush! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:12,
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And on that day, real realised that he'd finally become a grown up. :(
(,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:23,
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you've come from the future!do we get around in flying cars?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:50,
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YAY!but, my worry is that when i finally get to the future, she'll look like this
www.b3ta.com/board/10548988
(www.b3ta.com/board/10548988
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:59,
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i'm so relieved*relieves self*
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:26,
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is that near birmingham?
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:25,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:52,
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It look like you already have! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:43,
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still would nae worries
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:35,
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^ prison girls are dirty Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:42,
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That is a brilliant Felicity one, WB.Sadly, I think HL now looks that plasticised in real life.
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:33,
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I think the comments are...Catherine (Wobbly would) Zeta-Jones and Michael (already has... lots) Douglas.
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:32,
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