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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
#
Extensive use of the 'Ustinov' filter...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
#
haha!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# nicely done
bet that was a bitch to 'shop
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!

Took me ages (not) to spot it!


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Oh, that's very good!
Very good indeed!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Ha ha
I was waiting for something to happen. Took me some time to realise it already had.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)
# It took me far too long
to realise what was occurring in this... nicely.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)
# that took a while for the penny to drop
nice.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# bloody brilliant
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Oh, bravo!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
Oh..! Very clever!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Ah! Excellent!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
# very good!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# ha ha!
The best ideas are always the obvious ones!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I have logged in specially so I can click I like this
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Got it in one.
Very clever and very woo.
:)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Bwillyant
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Hahah
nicely
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Very clever :)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# FFS
It took a while but i havent been there for about 30 years and forgot what the place looked like. (the surroundings, not the obvious bit).
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] rawwww
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Excellence!
:)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)
# ahahaha!
celver :)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Very clever
This was my favourite museum when I was a lad.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
#
Jeeebus, it took me so long... Ace!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# I can't see it; someone's going to have to help me out...
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)
#
it's the main hall of the Natural History Museum in London, which usually has a fuck-off huge dinosaur skeleton in it. It's a bit of a Brit-centric post ;-)

(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Oh, I get it now
If the pedestal had been left in and some museum signage visible, I'd have worked it out
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# very good!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
# very well done!
- must have been a tricky job.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# QOTW vote
* How technology changed my life.
* Massively overrated? Who? What?
* Iffy crushes. Who would you have sex with who isn't probably top of everyones list and why?
* Unintentionally offensive. Whether it's racism, thisis or thatism, how have you put your foot in it?

Mini poll bar
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Mini poll bar
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I've voted iffy crushes . . .
in case it's me


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I've voted massively overrated
it's basically the Steve Jobs question without having to limit it to Steve Jobs and talk about Apple all week which would be massively boring.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I've also voted massively overrated
in case it's me
C]:0D


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# ..
ly overrated
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Oooh!
Someone being horrid to me . . . maybe it's because they have an IFFY CRUSH!?


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# haha
Dave and Archie
sitting in a tree
R-U-S-T-Y- -T-R-O-M-B-O-N-I-N-G
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
# A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G-G-O-E-S
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# careful Arch
he's put roofies in that Kia-Ora!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Voted iffy crushes... probably shouldn't have but there you go.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# because what we want to hear about
is QOTWers' deviant sexual desires. I'm sure most of them will be legal.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Oh yeah, totally legal... just weird.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I like Iffy Crushes, I once done a sex piss over Stan Winston's shadow.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Unintentionally Offensive will be full of "joke" racism
please don't vote for it.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# i don't actually use QOTW, i'm just being saucy
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# what kind of sauce?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# bRAnD xxXXxxxxxxxxxxXXXXSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssss
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# 2nd best of all the sauces!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Moguragunsou!
/Sorry, thought it said 'Yiffy Crushes'
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)
# you sig line made me think the third option was Jiffy crushes
The small ones are... um... more juicy
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I find it hard to choose between them
given that the answer to all of them is "Stephen Hawking"
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] yabba-yabba-hey
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] They're all outta work now :)
I'll just drop this here
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Not worthy of its own thread, but here ya go...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# This should have more attention...
It made me laugh anyway!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Ta!
It's a busy old day to be posting in these here parts.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure which challenge to enter this in
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Which compo is this one for?
edit: bugger... just read your subject line properly. Good work, anyway!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
# but he cant see what he's doing
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
# it doesn't matter
as long as people see him with it he gets that level of one-upmanship that apple owners need to survive
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
# 4 EVA IN ARE STOREZ
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:16, archived)
# "apology for the poor quality of the snaps, but they were, inevitably, taken on an iPhone"
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# His tears are fibre-optic!
:)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Steve Jobs jokes are not PC.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:16, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# PLEASE tell me you just thought of this....
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# :)
:`(
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# nicely :)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Toasty, why are you not yet a ridiculously famous, well paid artist yet?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# because I did bad things in a previous life I reckon
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
#
double whammy! enter it in both :-)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# too dangerous, I think it's like crossing the streams
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
#
:-)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Loving it "got short arms, brains the size of a walnut, survival chances slim? We have an app for that!"
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# I find the picture alone just beautiful
edit: I'm a light source retard

Clicky from me.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)
# tap tap
and how does it do fap fap?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Jurassic Farm
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# this WILL happen
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# I always imagined raptor would be more gamey
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I think they would evolve certain...traits...to keep up with modern life.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# haha
i do like this
*click*

Make more - like one with a USB head!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:07, archived)
# I'm very tempted to...
All I can draw is dinosaurs
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] It would be the flirtatious period
"CFB"

I'm peaing this and you can call me Susan if you don't like it !!

click for Brontosaurus size (330k)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Hehe, it's great :)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I like it
Can I still call you Susan?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# of course
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Wonderful :D
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
b3ta self-reference wins again!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
# haha
b3ta is on fire today!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
# "He has lack of humanism"
Ahahaha!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:16, archived)
# I was going to have the bear's name as Harry P. Ness
but couldn't think of one for his dad.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Pffft
That is all.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# You only got the click
after I read the article.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] jurassic pea
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
# wonderful :)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Ha Ha! :D :D
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# RUN GOLDBUM, RUN WITH ALL YA MIGHT!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# haha chicken legs!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# hahahaha
nature finds a way
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I was travelling along this long tunnel, towards a bright... oh, for fuck's sake...


Noon, board!

EDIT: Ooops. Didn't mean to threadstomp, Mr/ Ms Letters.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# stomp away :)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# That Gary Glitter one
is rather special. I like.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# thankies :)
dinosaurs didn't die out.. they evolved. INTO PAEDOPHILES.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# and crabs
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
# PAEDO CARBS
THEY'RE IN YOUR FOOD... GETTING INTO YOUR CHILDREN.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# VITAMINS P, A, E, D, O!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] iFound this iThink it should win the compo

(not worth its own thread)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure that mine was, to be honest.
But here we are.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# I like yours, and clicked thusly
At least it's original, I just enjoy being lazy with memes :)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# It's a good meme, though. There's no getting away from that.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# It really is the meme that keeps on giving
Incidentally if you Google Image search for "I found this", guess what the first suggestion is? I hope non-b3tans stumble on that and are suitably baffled.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# the first result appears to be a LOLdogz
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# This would be worth its own thread
Maybe even its own site. Then it would be extra confusing.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] bloody hornists
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] also: in wronger news
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
thats the biggest lol from me today
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# \o/
:D
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# haha, fucking hell!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
# CARELESS TALK COSTS LIVES
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ace
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Lawks!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this and think it shouldn't win
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# oh I don't know!
(psst - defringe layer)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Racist.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Photoshoppist!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# THATS what its called!
FFS the amount of time I spent trying to find that option is just stupid.

Mind you, if you do a good cutout job you shouldn't need it so much but the removal of a colour is so useful with hair etc.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# oh?
what's this defringe layer you speak of?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# after removing a background
defringe layer will remove the halo left around the remains, e.g. Barney's 'ready brek' glow
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Is there a de-minge option?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
#
Is that the guy who has lots of sex at that festival in Edinburgh?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Gah, was just about to start on that :) Have a pearoast
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# *click*
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Pea
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I think this should win
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# the third pic
is very CDC-like, isn't it?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# ive never owned an apple device, so i dont know what pressing the main button for 5 seconds does
i always get confused to fuckery whenever i have to use an iphone or ipod. I like more than one button on my gizmos
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I'm guessing it's like most computers
and is a guaranteed way of switching them off
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
#
or you could just pull the batte....

oh.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Pull the battenburg?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Steve going is the start of the rot.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] There was a joke in here somewhere to begin with...


But I think it got lost somehow in production.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Was production a bit of a trial(obite)?
Woo!


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Cheers :o)
Sorry to post and run - summoned to a meeting.

Back soon.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# bugger
ill just dump this here and run...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# there's a lot of fucksocking going on this last half hour!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
#
fock sucks

edit - sock fucking going on in the last half an hour
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Yes, it's a bit RIS-worthy
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# i was thinking...
shop challenge "what if dinosaurs were still alive"

spielberg couldnt of made jurrasic park...

or something like that... tenuous
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Ah yes I think I see what's going on here
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# what now? NO, MUSTN'T...


aw man, why has this gone all spacky fixed - shift+F5 will despack it
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# there there
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)
# B-B-B-B-BUT, YOU SAW IT TOO!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# *cough*have*cough*




not 'of'
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)
# A knob.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] They'll be eating croissants and drinking wine...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# haha
love the one in the bg
ning
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# haha
Nicely done!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Had to be done :)
So I wonder if Moggy will be comping her pterodactyl rape pic now
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
# we can only hope!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# *hurriedly jots down ideas*
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# .....
*waits for the '9/11 I found this I think it should win the compo' entry...

:)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ...there'd be another reason not to have a cat
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I r in yr restrnt, chasin yr kidz
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Oh this is much better than lolcats
I think you're shaping up to be a worthy addition to the b3ta family, Mr Homasecsyouall.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
#
Ta very much.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha
)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I think we need a whole website of these
I CAN HAZ SEVERED ARM?!"?

Edit:
Actually it went to a darker place...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickie
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Bt if she's not running for President, what vile maniacal scheme has she got up her sleeve?

I've heard there's an extinct volcano going cheap near japan...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# still would
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Me too.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:55, archived)
# A volcano?
You sicko.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# I bet the republicans paid her off not to run.
Either way, she's quids in. Also, wouldn't.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# page 3 beckons
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
# great minds etc
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# But worse
it's a JEWISH dinosaur, this must completely destroy all her religious beliefs
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# And I thought no-one would notice!
Good work
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I can picture her
sadly closing her copy of the Bible and looking puzzled
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Jewnosaur!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Jew Lizards did 9/11
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I hope that's a tattoo on your arm
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
What a fucking great idea.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Because Wasp Box demanded it
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
But why would I run?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Good point.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha! even betterer!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# wait..
there's something about this image that's "not quite right"โ„ข
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Oh dear...
...I think you're right
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# TUBGIRLCANO!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# eek!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# is it just me
or is this supposed to look like a lady spreading her legs?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Surely not
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# It IS a volvano...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahah
white van raptors!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
i'll pop this here as it doesn't deserve it's own thread
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Old one

(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Just too dam quick for ya!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Or not.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# you are sir
actually i fecked it up and had to redo it, then also got stuck on b3tards due to my net spazzing up :(
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Is it going to bite her
or is it one of her followers?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# clever girl
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha
JOG ON TOILET! im having that
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)

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