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I'm never political. But I hate this idiot.

just had to get the idea out of my bonce.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)

nice 'shopwork

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)

nice, but nowhere near disturbing enough

fuck it, i'm off to listen to a bit of aerosmith and floyd.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)

G'night.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

I tell you Pickle,

and I know this might smack of self interest,but
I'm genuinely scared about what these bastards are
doing to the NHS.
Edit: Nicely shopped too :)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

Same as they did to the civil service.

Decimating it, making it cheap, almost pointless, and removing its teeth so it cant fight back.

I should know I was made redundant due to this bastard.

Therefore, clicky.

(Forsaken Pig Will return to lurking for money, or Monster Munch, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)

tell you what mate. It IS genuinely scary.

there are few national institutions you don't mess with and the NHS is top of the pile. If he fucks with that, the ENTIRE nation should riot. right outside his feckin' house. Especially after all the things he said about loving the NHS and his own child.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)

And then when we've finished with him...CLEGG!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)

with

sticks.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)

Pointed sticks.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)

Does it really need to come to that?

Actually fuck that; pointed sticks it is.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)

a vote winner that PP

and an absolute reason to hate the bastard now.

(Pob mk2, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)

I'm coming out of hiding for this.

I agree with Lord Kronos. Whoever he is, probably a right wing type ;)

(Pob mk2, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)

Haha, it's just like the olden days.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)

let's tattyshop

John McCrirrick!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

nicely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)

Oh, hi Happyto-- oh.

LOLITICS!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)

Try HMV Darth.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

Grrroooooaaaaannnnnnnnn

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)

Slight TJ: The original Vimod photo is gone also

But he can be seen working/banning users in the background
www.flickr.com/photos/jpowers65/428315407/in/set-72157600011703463/

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)

Some people just can't handle the fame.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

Don't believe I ever saw the orinal to that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

life will never be the same

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)

Kabilan Kabilan is still there though

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)

Darth Gayder

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)

Would you stop playing that radio o' yours? I'm trying to get to sleep!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

how bizarre, same record shop picture and everything

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

Wow

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

I'm scared now!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

Mr. Vader is a regular customer.

And loves Faith a bit too much.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

if he can't get george michael

he should try faith no more

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

needs more Marianne Faithful

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

it really doesn't

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)

Broken English was brilliant

and one more,but can't remember the name of it now.....plus:would have

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

pfff

my weirdest music crush is steven tyler. ugly fucker, but a fantastic voice.
also, those lips? phwoar!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)

*puts Angel Dust on tomorrow's playlist*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)

now

that's scary.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)

LK's is better though

your version fucking reeks of effort!

(Pob mk2, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)

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custard, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)

hahaha

tops!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)

Woo!

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R.Soul hmmm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)

i made a noise

which may or may not have been a laugh. but as i used to get bollockings for saying "lol" and using smileys i will simply post this. ;)

(Pob mk2, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)

Lol!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)

haha oh fuck off

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)

Meanwhile, at the corner of West Avenue and Fist...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

Hahaha

But both are lit. Please advise.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

citizens are advised

NOT to take matters into their own hands
the risks are too great

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

Fwap hard, pause, repeat.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

Take a wank on the wild side.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

I'm wanking on sunshine

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

I'm wanking in the aaaaair...

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Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

i'm wanking in your hair

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

These boots are made for wanking

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Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

She told me to WANK THIS WAAYYYY

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

Smash beat you to it!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

She always beats me

I let her

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

and you pay so well

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)

Wanking Blues.

heh heh made myself laugh

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

RE...SPECT! WANK! Are you talking to me?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)

Whaddayasay?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

No waaaaay PUNK!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)

HUH

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)

We do the wank, we do the wank of life

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)

wank right in

shit right down

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

Wanking in Memphus

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

I wank the line

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)

Wankin' in a winter wonderland

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

These boots are made for wanking

and that's just what they'll do

One of these days, these boots are gonna wank all over you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)

OK BOOTS, STAAAART WANKIN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)

\o/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)

Open the door, get on the floor

everybody wank the dinosaur

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)

wank this way

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

WANK IT

WANK IT HARD

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

WANK, DON'T RUN

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

Because

if you wank wank, it will make you cum cum.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

open the door, get on the floor

everybody wank the dinosaur

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

kerrrr

lass!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

Apropos of nothing

Meanwhile, in the dead crab hat department...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)

she's not god!

but alaskan king crab is fucking tasty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

The hollow cavities where her eyes should be... have seen some of the worst things imaginable.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

anyone who says they'd never eat rabbit

should be sneakily fed rabbit stew. it's delicious.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)

I personally would. I've eaten decidedly stranger things, like squid, and loved it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)

squid is lush

i like to marinate it in sesame oil, chilli, garlic and soy sauce, then flash fry it and serve it with a nice green salad.
i've eaten snake, that has a texture similar to rabbit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

I particularly like calamari, especially when done like onion rings. Om nom nom.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

they make me laugh

i go to spain a lot and there's always someone who's never been there before, who looks at the buffet and thinks "oooh, onion rings!" and piles their plate up with them.
the look on their faces is fucking priceless!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

I think they're fantastic :) I always get them in restaurants given the chance.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

there's a place near me

that does a fantastic salt and chilli squid. i may go out for lunch next week.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

I imagine the noodle place near me does squid... I haven't really checked...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)

this is a nice little restaurant

they do weight watcher's meals too, so i can treat my parents when i'm feeling particularly flush.
which is very rarely.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)

Whereas the noodle place near me is nothing short of a takeaway.

It's where I go when I can't be arsed cooking, which is very often.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

i love cooking

but cooking for one is tiresome and dull

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

Which is why I don't like it. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)

every time i babysit, i talk the kids into baking cakes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

I guess if I had a girlfriend I'd be roped into doing a bit more cooking...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)

homemade rhubarb crumble FTW

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

Squid is strange?

FUCKING ENGLISH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

FUCKING... uhh... *checks profile*

...

I wish I hadn't done that :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

snake, iguana, goat, sheep brains, locust

your move

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

*bows down* Yep, you have defeated me quite thoroughly on the "What's the weirdest thing you've eaten?" contest.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

tarantula

shark
sea cucumber

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)

How was the shark then?

Did you order a shark sandwich adding 'and make it snappy!' ?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

shark's fin soup

it was more an ethical point, as i love sharks and am appalled at the way they're treated. i ordered it in a "know your enemy" kind of way.
it was like glue.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

Ah yes

This reminds me that I ate a bit of whale in Norway, and the traditional reindeer meat balls. The latter were nice, although a bit flavourless.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)

Also: fermented bovine lactate

Every fucking day

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

i've heard that whale has a strong iron taste

i've not tried it, but i would.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)

If you order fish and chips over here

you will generally get a piece of shark. It's called Flake on the menu.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)

i'd moan about that

if i wasn't well aware that fish stocks the world over are being depleted at a ridiculous rate. i may be pessimistic, but soylent green is looking like a distinct possibility to me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

Hey, at least people eat the whole shark over here

rather than cutting the fin off and chucking it back

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)

i can accept that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)

Used to be common here, too. Rock Salmon...

... basically a small shark: spiny dogfish.

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

Dog, scorpion, rat, crocodile, dead bird wine

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

Tell me more about dead bird wine

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)

It is a large jar of rice wine that has had dead birds submerged in it for a few months.

www.flickr.com/photos/75953044@N00/405565281/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)

I often wonder how certain recipes first got started. At some point, someone must have thought it a good idea to ground grass seeds and mix them with water and put them in the fire to get bread.

This is such a moment.

How was it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

And at one point, some guy was sucking on a cow's nipples and thought "this is pretty good, I might save some for later"

As for the taste, you know those times when you're out with mates and it's 3 in the morning and someone orders a round of shots and you don't know what you're drinking?

It tasted like that.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

Ah yes

;)

I think it got really weird when they took the milk and tried making pudding out of it.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)

pizza butties

fantastic when you're pissed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)

I love rabbit

in a gastronomic way

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

it's fantastic

but almost impossible to get around these parts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

pet shop

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

pffff

there's tons of wild ones not far from me, but i'm nowhere near fast enough to catch the little buggers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)

Really?

Ah, the little differences. I was told that smoked or salted horse meat as a sandwich topping isn't readily available at your supermarkets.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)

no it isn't

although i've eaten horse in spain and my only problem with it is that it's a bit stringy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

That's why they make very thin slices, like carpacchio

Although a horse steak can be nice too.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

yes it can

but it's not as nice as beef steak, which i eat blue.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

true

horse is a lot cheaper though, I noticed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)

Kangaroo steaks are much nicer

lean and very healthy.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)

Yes, I like those

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)

well, we do need to look at and accept alternatives

especially the way the population continues to expand

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

Beatrice?

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

why you laugh at my friend.......?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)

Nice headwear, but she's not god.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)

FIGHT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

WHEN GODS COLLIDE

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)

I've got a pair of crab shoes

They're nice but they pinch a bit

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

Go to your room!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

IT'S NOT FAIR!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

OH HAI JONESY

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

Someone should buy freebase.com,

fill it with the ~~hundreds~~ thousands of freebase pics and send him the link via facebook

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

We should do this.

Cockweasle and a few others started the FB group www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=25719581786&ref=ts
as a start...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)

Yes, I am a member

But I forgot about that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)

so am I

;)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

Freebase.com's been taken :(

Anyway, all those freebase pictures in one place might tear a hole in the spacetime continuum, captain.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

Make it so!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)

Freebaseonline.com's available, I'm tempted :)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

DO IIIIIIT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

Oh shit, it seems the original Freebase pics have been taken down from PBase....

www.pbase.com/image/83358529

Even the associated account is gone

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

Oooh, but I did find the Commatron in my bookmarks

chrico.mazca.com/bits/comma.html

Whatever happened to her?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)

Maybe she took her own advice.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

Rammed a kipper up her cunt?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

Seems she's a he.

So that should be rammed a kipper up his cunt.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)

I do believe that Comma was definitely a girlie

that's partly why all the swearing was so amusing

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

Ah, confusing Comma with Chrico.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)

hammer a tube of toothpaste in your right eye?

You knackerspanner.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

This is bad news. All flags should be at half mast today

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

the galleries have been gone for weeks, I just couldn't bring myself to break the news

going limp now

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

Is this the world's most terrifying Father Christmas?

"Hello children... I'll be coming down your chimney soon... with my plastic, partially obscured Dr Who face, my steroid pumped torso... and NO HANDS! MWHAHAHAHAHA! I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN GOOD..."

(Kudos to anyone who can animate it to make it 10x more evil)

EDIT: reindeer taken out the back and shot

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)

TAAANNNNK!

*throws molotov*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)

what are we, your photoshopping bitches?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)

I know I am

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)

you love it, you slag

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)

That's slaaaaaaggggg to you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

shut up and kiss me, you impetuous fool!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)

*swelling of violin music*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

*swelling of other things*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

PHOAR

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

*Throws bucket of water over Smash and Mediocre*

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

water is not my chosen form of lubrication

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

YOW

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)

Hello, the ghost of last tuesday, I'll be coming down the chimney to slap you and tell you that this place is not flickr

Also, it's not nice to laugh at the disabled.

www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)

I have Paint

Your move

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)

NO U

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)

You'll fucking well shop it or else

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

I would be very curious to learn what else

O_O

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

COFFEE!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

No thanks

I'm drinking old gin

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

Or rather, it's called korenwijn, some type of old jenever

Very nice stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

gin is the thief of mondays

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

Except that when you're out of a job, every day is Monday

or rather, no day is Monday

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

i once drank a litre of gin on a sunday night

and i didn't wake up till tuesday morning. i get paid on tuesdays, so apart from the violent swirly hangover, it wasn't as bad as i'm suggesting.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

Pffffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)

my parents bring me small bottles as holiday gifts now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)

how odd

me too

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

*raises glass*

I have a stone bottle with a hand-written label, straight from the distillery

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)

WINE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

FECK

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

ARSE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

DRINK

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)

Is it me or has he got no feet, too?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

He has no feet

All the flesh was used up covering his shoulders

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

Oh dear

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

rein dear

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)

Calm down deer

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)

CALM DOWN? WHY WOULD I NEED TO CALM DOWN!!???

GAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

My nights of sleeping well are fucking over.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

you could always share my bed

not that you'd get any more sleep, of course, but you'd at least enjoy being terrified whilst you lie awake.....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)

I'd have to get back to you on that offer. I'm a bit busy cementing my chimney shut.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)

you have a chimney? posh fucker!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)

Aye, but it's never used; the chimney breast is a flat wall with a little electric fireplace on it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

some of us live in tiny, tiny flats

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

I think I'd actually prefer a flat to a house for some weird reason.

Just feels a lot more personal.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)

the huge communal garden was great at first

until the couple with the HUGE dog moved in 4 doors down. they walk it at about 7 in the morning and the fucker barks right outside my bedroom window, waking me up :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

Damn :( at least you've GOT a garden!

I can't really call a concrete 7x8 foot area to put the wheelie bins, a garden.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

this thing is about 60 feet long and 18 feet wide

i used to grow veg, but there are too many pets here now, shitting on my crops.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)

Shame :( this afternoon was one of the only times I've been in the "garden" since I moved in.

Had to spraypaint something, you see. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)

Jayzus!

So that's what happened to the horrible old waxworks from Blackpool then.

Also - pinching that reindeer for future use.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)

Freshwater Mole should have it

Jeremy the Annoying .........

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)

The annoyed more like.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

that's BRILLIANTLY shopped

well done!! What did the original photo look like ?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)

He was surrounded by half eaten children

I removed them

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

should have removed him and left them in

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

Also, only just noticed

it has a pole up it's arse...

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..wil, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

Hence, I'm guessing, the less than thrilled expression.

Also - good work.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)

I Fank U!

May aswell go for the full set, eh?

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..wil, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

Ooo HAL nose - like the style.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)

RudeHALph

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..wil, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

coming over here, stealing our jobs....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)

That's cos his shoulders weigh 4 stone

And v nicely done!

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

sillyness ...

(spinoza, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)

Fuck nose

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)

hahaha woo

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

haha thats so rude and genius

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

Ooof!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

Epic burn!

Oh wait...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

predictably...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)

haha yes

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Shlvng, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

Hahahaha!!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

Hahahahaha

Your name's not down, you're not coming in

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

arf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)

haha

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)

Hahahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)

heh heh

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

Hahahahahaha B&

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)

Arf!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)

hahahaha!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)

hahahaha

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

This is full of fuck!

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 4:26, archived)

*EDIT* Awww, shit! How many times have I made this mistake? (probably three or four) ALWAYS LOOK DOWN THE PAGE ON A THURSDAY TO MAKE SURE IT'S NOT BINDUN, EVEN IF YOU'RE SURE IT WON'T HAVE BEEN.
Soz, Tribs. Fools rush in, etc.

Shit.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

Does however remind me...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

Ta for redeeming the thread. ;)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)

No thread with Henry in it can be deemed wasted :o)

I realise that there are some among the community who would disagree with this as a basic tenet, but I for one am a big fan.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)

Pah

Yours is lovely. Very nicely done.

So's the pic.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)

That's kind. Ta. :)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)

why am i now thinking of the texas chainsaw massacre?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

Because you only watch shit films.

Honestly, every time you ask us which film you should watch out of a list of several, I'm aghast.
No wonder you're in dodgy health.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

He's the worst one.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)

B3ta City manager Roberto Manuel welcomes new signing Carlos Manbear.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)

See what money can buy!

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Frogbeat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

Aye, this time next year, Chumpions League.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

spidercock, spidercock, does whatever a spidercock does

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

Haha, strangely enough, their nickname is the spidercocks.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

i should think so, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

He shaved his knuckles for this special occasion.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)

Yeah, he's still an internet cunt though :D

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

{:-)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)

This reminds me of an old post of mine...

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)

I'm out of croissants and juice. Time for a trip to the B3tamarket.

Click for bigger (126 kb)

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)

Needs more Henry

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)

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Frogbeat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

All growed up...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

get me some hummus while you're there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)

MORONS?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

I don't get it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)

me neither

but that's enough about my sex life

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)

I got a box of cereal from there

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)

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Frogbeat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)

With two memes

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

Mo' sons

cost mo' money. Especially when they want Action Men and shit.

(rogerzilla, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

Thats the Morrisons in Speke!

Woo

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

EPIC!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

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Shlvng, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

Aww that's lully

The radiance of our Glorious Leader puts us all to shame. Or something.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)

this is fabulous

but you lose points for that fucking clown :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

I don't know who made that...

...but it's one that made me laugh a lot.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

clowns are evil.

and not the good kind of evil.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

That's Clint Clown though.

The best damn clown that ever was.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

a clown is still a clown

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

fubar.com/laughing-in-the-face-by-stu-smith/photo-91246-46688-2559488156#fear-of-a-clown-by-stu-smith/photo-91246-46688-1445705843

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

you're a bad, bad man

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)

You didn't like the Clint Clown!

You must be punished.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)

i don't like ANY sodding clowns!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)

He's not a real clown.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

if it looks like a clown

and freaks me out like a clown, then it's a clown.
oddly, i make an exception for pennywise.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)

O__o

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

what can i say?

IT is one of my all-time favourites

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

Sort of a clown that behaves down to your expectation.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)

about that, yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)

Apologies for the TJ

and it may have been covered already, but why is QOTW closed?

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

somebody's been messing with it

i think they're trying to fix it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

Ah ok

Thankyou;)

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

it's fixed now :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

everything appears in order here

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

Exactly as the prophecy fortold.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)

with room for a little more

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)

Hurrah!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

im glad you didnt forget me like everyone else

in fact you even put me in there twice. but seriously the i fucking love mars guy made me laugh out loud for some reason.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

It's not about memes...it's about community!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

B3tacity One

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)

The B3tazens!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

nice work

*votes Stafford for Mayor*

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)

If I click any harder I might sprain something.

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)

Memes Square?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)

Aww bollocks! I was gonna do something like this! XD

I concede my defeat, and grant you a click :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

as this is your compo, I demand that you still go ahead!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

I'll see if I can free up some spare time to do it.

I've definitely got ideas for this compo, it's just a case of putting them into effect :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

sorry :(

But I also demand you finish! A clicky awaits.....

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

I'm on it. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)

oh hell to the yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

Kittens! You missed the turn!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

Nice!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

Oooh, that's good!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)

excellent

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

Mmmmm nice

I see a lot of classic memes.

*click*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

Woo!

Could have had some traffic light action, and a Golf Sale, but that is just me being picky...
Big Click!

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tubaman, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)

bravo:)

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sof sof, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 3:54, archived)

Full of goodness!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)

Excellent stuff

'cept MC Hammer lack

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)

"Turdle Power"

(ideasbychuck, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)

i saw someone do something similar

but it was a turtle bandana drawn onto a real guys nose with pen

EDIT: just googled and there's loads of them, i'm not very internet savvy.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)

BIGGER!!!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)

well yes

put them on here: teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)

Robbed

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)

Paying for Photoshop?

Wow, that's something you don't see very often.

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Shlvng, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

nah, they "robbed" it

because it's 2015 and they've clamped down on illegal downloading :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)

AHHHHHHHHH! *slaps own forehead*

I just noticed the smashed windows, now it all makes sense.

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Shlvng, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

in 2015 illegal downloading is renamed "Parasitic Interneting"

I may not be far from truth

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

at least we know now what their offspring would look like

*shudders*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

totally normal here at b3ta city

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)

*vows never to breed*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

it's the water supply

full of mindpiss and monkey beer

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)

urgh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)

I'm looking slim!

don't care what you're saying about me as long as I'm looking slim

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rob, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)

only because you nicked a girdle, too ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)

all them strenuous *ahem* workouts, in the cuntshed payed off in the end

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

poor is the new slim

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

B3ta City has its own historic landmarks....

And they all use the best colour matching algorhytms available...

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

B3ta City looks lovely in the touristy areas

But never venture into the seedier urban areas...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)

paul_p had better watch out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)

And get far away from the bright city lights, you can see the stars!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

or the snow....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)

(Fly Projector, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

nice Quonstellation

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

haha love it!

woo

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)

ah, the good old statue of fuckerty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)

holding a massive cdc in it's hand no doubt

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

Undoubtedly...

I just wasn't comfortable enough with my sexuality to show it here...

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)

say it loud.....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

"how many pubes...?"

total credit to Bobby Bob Bob's post for the idea - just thought it needed "Brianising"

*pushes down teh boeard*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)

Romani tribus capillis suis testiculis?

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)

err .......................... yeh !

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

SNAP!

b3ta.com/board/10584547

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)

haha yep I knew dundid it bin dun :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)

WETstern Digital Anyone?

unedited :P

(stavr0s, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)

unfunny

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

TopShop?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

This reply is also unedited.

(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)

that's not funny, man

harddrive prices are through the roof

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)

^ this.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)

2TB drives were around the £60 mark and slowly going down, I was planning on getting a couple when they hit £50

now they're over £130 :(

fucking ridiculous price increases

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)

Best get my wet weather gear on

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

that's a nasty case of crabs

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

He was very shy

Now he's coming out of his shell.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

No thanks

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Shlvng, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)

another fridge candidate

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)

SEAgate lolololol

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)

lol lol lol

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

too soon, man

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

masterb3ta

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

You smell of hamsters

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)

B3ta City is in trouble.

Only one person can rid it of the evil elements. But nobody even knows if he is still alive

There is only one way to contact him...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

haha

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)

of course nobody knows, he's furtive!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)

Ever danced with the furtive in the pale moonlight?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

not lately, no

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)

Wanna see how I got this ban?

WHY. SO. FURTIVE?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

Who needs a phone when you have this....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

ET?

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)

Look who just hit puberty!

(Fly Projector, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)

Ricky Gervais?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)

hahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

FUCK!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

apart from the beard

that's the double of a woman i used to go to bingo with

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

GMoS?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

Ha ha!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)

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