What happened to Saturday?Yesterday, 'Drunken Miss Ho' started the ball rolling with Ernie Wise and Jimi Hendrix, 'RedHouse' then secondededed Jimi and added Samantha Bond.
( 
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:51,
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'Redhouse' then went on to recommend...Bill Nye, the Science Guy, I have just knocked one out for Cassie Silva and 'cakeburglar' added Bruce Lee.
* Sorry the Bruce on is a bit low-res, blame the source pics not me!
( * Sorry the Bruce on is a bit low-res, blame the source pics not me!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:51,
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Question?Do you do new ones every day? Or do you have 365 piccies that you work on rotation?
(
The only Dave is pushing things forward,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 9:00,
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New ones every day, I have only been doing this for about seven months...and here is a special one for 'TheSundaeLunch' who suggested 'BlameMu the Spider' for his birthday today.
*Also
(*Also
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 9:17,
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I *knew* that source image was familiar!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:33,
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ha ha- cute! ~.~;;
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:02,
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:)Where did 'atdotslash' go?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:00,
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hahahahalove Bruce Lee's Hyacinth Bucket expression before he laughs
nice one :D
(nice one :D
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 9:23,
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Are you speaking from experience? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:52,
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Gloria Grahame on the morrow, if you please
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:43,
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And two ginger cookiesKaren Gillan and Scarlett Pomers
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:19,
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I GET DOWN WHEN MY BOOTY'S HOT
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 7:19,
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Scritch! Scritch! Scritch! Scritch! Scritch! ....ok well i'm going to bed! bye!
EDIT: i don't hate cats and dogs! ....realy i don't! :|
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Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:09,
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EDIT: i don't hate cats and dogs! ....realy i don't! :|
I love Siamese dreams Smashing pumpkins were great back in the day
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 4:43,
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We are Siamese if you don't please.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 4:58,
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Not worth its own thread.After an hour of playing, I managed to make this using apps in google chrome!
Never again, its too slow!
(Never again, its too slow!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 5:26,
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worth every minuet so long as its not me doing it
have a belated woo yay
(,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 5:39,
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have a belated woo yay
Excellent! I was looking for my tribute but found this
An Egg ,D,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 4:13,
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i think i recognise that piss
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 6:55,
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Um:BOO! Yay!
Now where did my magenta brush go . . . give me a minute here . . .
(,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 3:35,
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Now where did my magenta brush go . . . give me a minute here . . .
I know,but there is so much blood when you pull someone's face off . . .
(,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 3:44,
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You're rather fond of these skull facepaint pics, aren't you?Do you paint yourself a lot, or was it just a particularly memorable Hallowe'en?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:52,
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gets a thumbs up from this lot
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 2:25,
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you see i have changed it slightly, though right?(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 2:46,
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Just noticed the mutant hands,I'm very tired, should probably just move away from the keyboard.
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 2:49,
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that's alright. if i thought someone was blatanly posting my stuff i'd not be best pleasedi filenamed it so i could remember who did the original, before i added to it.
i may go back and change the heads too, at some point
(i may go back and change the heads too, at some point
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 2:55,
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A line up change, eh?But will the old fans accept them?
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 3:09,
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i think the old fans will still be locked into a crazy 70's acid flashback and wouldn't notice real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 3:11,
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Hah, best way to be. That or fast asleep, which I plan to be in the next ten minutes, g'night. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 3:19,
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Nice, Is that a vector image?In other news on facebook just there was an advert for "meeting single girls in my area"
The picture for the ad was clearly Tara Reid!
Not only is she not single, But I doubt she is in Warrington too!
(The picture for the ad was clearly Tara Reid!
Not only is she not single, But I doubt she is in Warrington too!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 0:07,
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Yeah, but from what you read of Tara ReidIf she was in Warrington she'd be "available".
Ah, the tabloid press - how you have rotted my mind.
(Ah, the tabloid press - how you have rotted my mind.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 0:18,
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I was under warrington a few days agoit's a shit hole ;)
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 0:23,
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meh, I've had her PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 0:31,
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whatcha lookin at little guy?lovely :)
(
Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 0:07,
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Woo!Now look at the pic again, and use this page at your leisure.. it works. www.soundsnap.com/tags/dripping
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 0:13,
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I'm now thinking of Limbo for some reason ...
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 0:24,
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Silly creature, that's a precarious place to put a telly. Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 0:32,
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this is beautiful (correct spelling courtesy bruce almighty)
Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 1:40,
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That's pretty much Herman Cain's plan too.In other news this has slipped off the bottom of the board, let's have some more of it:
(,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 0:18,
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That's pretty much our house today.Made it to the thrift store, got a VHS of "Kafka" for 50 cents that will go right to Friends Of The Library when we're done watching, no other achievements to report.
(,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 3:30,
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FUCKAlso: Nick Clegg Clicks Negg??
( Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 1:42,
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What tit matching algorithm did you use? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:50,
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I might be able to track down the uncropped version if you like.(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:59,
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I'm not even going to click that.My penis just howled in pain and ran away.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 23:02,
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It's fine, I placed something "hilarious" over the rudey parts.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 23:03,
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Nope, still not doing it. *stubborn* Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 23:08,
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You worry me mu
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 23:39,
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Says Mr "Draw a picture of me People's Elbowing Adrian Charles in the face, while Christine Bleakley looks on and masturbates"
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 23:42,
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That's sexy as hell, I've had so many people tell me how much they love that picture.I may have to commission another one.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 23:46,
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As I've said about 5 times, I still owe you a picture of your choice.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 23:47,
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GAAAH, TOO MUCH PRESSURE!*flees*
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 23:52,
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Celebrating the Queens diamond jubblies. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 23:02,
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Look! I Made a steaming pile of CACK!
In my defense, this is the first time I've used GiMP,
Had to reinstall Comp, can't be fecked to crack CS2 again.
AHA!Freebase is always angry because his KNEES ARE ON BACKWARDS!
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:40,
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That's why he lost at the rowing match
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:41,
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Kept banging them on the floor."ow, fuck... ow, Fuck... OW. FUUUUUUCCCK!"
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:42,
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Or his head's on backwards and he's got an arse full of Flan. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:36,
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Congregation, please open your prayer books to the Book of Fuck mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:49,
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haha that's mental, I love it!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:03,
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How very, very,rare.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:23,
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Hahaha! That's fabulous.Sadly, I fear its music television airplay chances are somewhat limited.
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:32,
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Get the portable version of cs5 thats floating around.No crack needed.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:54,
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I have to go for CS2 atmRight balance of "Works" and "Doesn't eat every goddam resource" I.e. Me Comp is OLD.
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:56,
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This one is ancient, yet can handle cs5 portable.Give it a try, it's worth the punt.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:02,
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Fuck it, may as well.GiMP's okay but after years of using PS, it seems a bit sporadic and all over the place. hope it runs okay on x86
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:05,
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how does one get that my Little Mu-Bear PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:11,
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Don't particularly want to link to a torrent publicly. Typing
CS5 Portable
into a certain pirate themed torrent site, and then ranking by seeds gets what looks like a decent version at the top of the page.
(CS5 Portable
into a certain pirate themed torrent site, and then ranking by seeds gets what looks like a decent version at the top of the page.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:14,
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I've just seen justin bieber getting shot in CSI.FANTASTIC
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:10,
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I was expecting more of a Bieber getting shot rush? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:17,
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get cs4 it does its self.....not that I condone this type of behaviour.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:22,
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Hullo!
Blame Mu for source.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:19,
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Hullo friendly I hope non-poisonous spiderIs it Keith from Prodigy?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:22,
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Almost related, did anyone else think of the prodge when they first saw this?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:10,
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Looking at it nowI see it. Wasn't the intention though.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:13,
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Not a bad thing! Proge makes some lovely pictures when he's not spitting bile at l platers, bless.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:24,
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what does the I stand for?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 23:37,
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Why, is that what he looks like?:)
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:38,
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Haha....Ow bugger you and woo...! ;-)I have a folder full of giant house spider pics that I am too afraid to shop...!!
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:24,
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You have already, shirley, that's why he's smiling.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:31,
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It's his birthday tomorrow...
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:39,
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I will additit it to the list.... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:44,
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YIFF YIFF YI-Hmm... I wonder if that would qualify as furry... with it being a spider and all.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:41,
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And it has tits....Those are tits right?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:43,
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I know they have one big one at the back that shoots web. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:46,
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I thought that was camels? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:53,
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But they're peaceful!
Haha, just joking. They're fucking murderous.
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:18,
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awwwwI wish mine looked like that
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:30,
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*arms self with upturned glass just in case*Hullo little fella!
( Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:31,
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I for one welcome our new.. err.. arachnid.. sock overlordsI think
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:33,
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i fucking love spiders
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:44,
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Ahahaha, I've only just seen this.Cute spidey ^-^
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:04,
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Haha!I didn't know which eyes to go with, but i think you win!
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:09,
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They're both great :)That should be the next compo: Make spiders less scary
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:10,
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It was done
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:19,
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Just had another thought....Why don't you go down to your local tip/recycling center, and grab an old throw away and format and reinstall..... hey presto a PC for a fiver, that's where mine is from....
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:04,
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I got one from Freecyclea nice man came round to my house, gave me a computer and went away again. Actually all my computers were free, I have four Athlon XPs.
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:13,
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freecycles great.....The best thing I ever saw on there was a half bottle of baby bio..!
All my PC's have been from the tip, skips or given to me...
occasionaly buy a bit of ram....
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:16,
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All my PC's have been from the tip, skips or given to me...
occasionaly buy a bit of ram....
I can see her willy! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:04,
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She has a very manly face. If it wasn't for the pink blouse and the earring I would have said it was a bloke anyway.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:16,
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oh my fuck shit no PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:07,
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saw that Sheep fella in town the other day........pissed as a fart he was :)(
Elvis impersonator,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:17,
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haha I'm sure Sheep will love this :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:18,
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That's the sort of thing that sorts humans and animals from human-robots and robot-animals*cleek*
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:19,
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This is all kinds of excellent
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:20,
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ahahahahaSheep has hair? O_o
NING everyone I shall be getting a laptop soon :) Hope I'm still a part of the community.
(NING everyone I shall be getting a laptop soon :) Hope I'm still a part of the community.
FIEND,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:27,
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:DWas just saying the other day that I hadn't seen you around for aaaaages
Forgot you said your computer was deaded
(Forgot you said your computer was deaded
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:41,
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S'long as you tone down the nazitry a bit fiendy. You were getting a bit of a hair trigger for it.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:43,
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WHO ARE YOU... STRANGER STRANGER STRANGER DANGER....Hope you get on sorted soon.....
You do kmow you can get dirt cheep PC's from the army surplas just to tied you over?
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:53,
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You do kmow you can get dirt cheep PC's from the army surplas just to tied you over?
yay fiendylooking for to you de-lurking
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:54,
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Glad you worked out the laptop issueI hope you have a waterproof model this time! :D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:20,
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this has completely made my Saturday nightwhy the fuck do I pay good cash for Sky when I can just which this?
clicks hard
(clicks hard
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:39,
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This is all kinds of wonderfulI bet Sheep loves it.
Top taggage too.
(Top taggage too.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:42,
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Oh my fecking brilliantThe rocking motion is brilliant.
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:43,
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HOORAYI do love your work chopchopchopchop. Good to see you here again.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:17,
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I'd like ten dollars worth ofone of my eyes just relocated.
But with any luck I'll be peeing into a cup soon, so.
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:19,
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But with any luck I'll be peeing into a cup soon, so.
Use an old milk container.2 Litre milk bottles save me at least 4 trips to the loo whilst doing a big project!
Word to the wise, if you use one for water to keep hydrated, be sure to sniff the contents first before drinking.
(Word to the wise, if you use one for water to keep hydrated, be sure to sniff the contents first before drinking.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:24,
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I used to live on a boat (which is why I hate boats now)Tonic water bottles with the gin poured in should be inspected with special caution to make sure it's not something you intended to dump overboard before you got distracted.
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:33,
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^ This.I don't live on a boat, But when I'm deep into an edit if I get up and walk away I tend to do anything else rather than return back to the PC.
When I'm on a roll I can spend a good 8 to 10 hours straight and just farm the shit out, When I'm up and down and distracted I can take 2/3 days over a 2 hour edit!
(When I'm on a roll I can spend a good 8 to 10 hours straight and just farm the shit out, When I'm up and down and distracted I can take 2/3 days over a 2 hour edit!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:58,
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Interesting, I've been considering living on a boat.In what ways does it suck?
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:59,
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It's the way the spiders materealise out of the walls when it gets darkMillions of the bastards....
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:02,
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Cool, that'll keep the mosquitoes down I should imagine.I wonder if you have to pay some kind of fee to the water authority if you want to live on the river Trent.
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:05,
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Just your stardard river licence and your mooring fee....I always thought you lived in America, I'm only a couple of miles from the Trent and that's where my mates boat is....
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:47,
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I still tend to lose :(Come to that, even if I try and play Blackjack or 21 I still lose!
( boris the spider,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:15,
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never mind, you can still use your secret spider magical technique handed down through the web of ages
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:24,
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they have seven legs and they cant parallel park
anyeay. back to skyrim.
(anyeay. back to skyrim.
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:13,
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They are the scariest looking things on the entire planet.....And they ocupy exactly the same living space as myself, and insist on running at me, and when you try to kill them, they either stand ther holding their ground waving their front legs at you, or run some where you can't find them, and run out at you again later.....
If they are alive they are capable of thaking you to hell, where they will paralize you and lay their babies inside your head and crawl all over you while you are trapped and unable to move cacooned in one of their webs.....
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:20,
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If they are alive they are capable of thaking you to hell, where they will paralize you and lay their babies inside your head and crawl all over you while you are trapped and unable to move cacooned in one of their webs.....
^^thisI want to like spiders, I really do. But I don't. In my house they are the size of dinner plates and use transporters to move around.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:24,
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That is what they do to me!
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:34,
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I'd love to be able to like spiders....They are pretty amazing.....
But just sooooo scary......
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:45,
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But just sooooo scary......
House spiders like that are all harmless. They don't even bite when you pick them up.They can move at a fair lick if they want to though, but (and this is the important part) THEY CAN'T FUCKING HURT YOU!
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:01,
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Oooh those fuckers are just wrong... Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:09,
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You shouldn't be, becausethey actually keep out the UK's only possibly deadly spider (the false widow).
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:06,
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That one I am not scared off...It's not about what they can actually do, it is a phobia based entirely on what they look like....
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:12,
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Yeah, I know how it works.I get it a bit too to be honest, big ones can make me jump. Then I feel extremely foolish and get interested in them instead. There's a house spider that's lived under my shower for years, it's got an enormous web, I call it Shelob.
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:16,
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Yeah, there is a giant one at the bottom of my out side steps that lives in a hole in the roof...I give it a wide bearth, but it can stay there in peace as far as I am concerned, it's not in my flat, and if I don't fuck with it, it will stay out side quite happy
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:22,
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Oh they make me jump if I see one scuttle around without knowing what it is.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:06,
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The one whose bite they described as "painful" and hasn't killed anyone?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:15,
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Seems like there's some genetic divergence going onlike the ones on the other side of the Atlantic are dangerous and the ones in Europe aren't.
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:18,
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Yeah, spiders don't do any of that.Except a few that DO lay eggs under your skin, but not in the UK.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:28,
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The point being.....That's what you think they are capable of doing and want to do,IF you are aracnophobic...!!
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:49,
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I may not have chosen the right boat and location.Middle of Morro Bay, 26' sloop. 12 volt electricity only, row home in all weather.
It was really beautiful and a nice place for loud (acoustic) music but the second winter was quite enough.
I liked to do detailed acrylic paintings at the time, and my home was never still. When the wind blows hard it still makes me a little bit dizzy sometimes.
I like to cook and had no refrigeration and an alcohol burning camp stove.
The only other things I found to do in the evenings were listening to music on a car CD player and reading (it was a great 2.5 years for reading :)
On a twenty six foot boat your toilet may be under your pillow.
I also woke up once or twice to an otter eating live crabs just outside my window, and I could leave the boat on my surf board to get to one of the best spots around (still it took just as long to get there as to row then drive, and once I was there I was committed, no backsies).
Everything you own will smell of mildew (tell the women that it's "boat smell", don't use the M word).
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Sat 26 Nov 2011, 23:52,
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It was really beautiful and a nice place for loud (acoustic) music but the second winter was quite enough.
I liked to do detailed acrylic paintings at the time, and my home was never still. When the wind blows hard it still makes me a little bit dizzy sometimes.
I like to cook and had no refrigeration and an alcohol burning camp stove.
The only other things I found to do in the evenings were listening to music on a car CD player and reading (it was a great 2.5 years for reading :)
On a twenty six foot boat your toilet may be under your pillow.
I also woke up once or twice to an otter eating live crabs just outside my window, and I could leave the boat on my surf board to get to one of the best spots around (still it took just as long to get there as to row then drive, and once I was there I was committed, no backsies).
Everything you own will smell of mildew (tell the women that it's "boat smell", don't use the M word).
AlsoI knew that I'd left out something:
It turns out that I do not like to sail. I never have, but remember: at the time I was an avid surfer. Surfing is to sailing as watching explosions is to watching erosion.
I still think that what all the guys out on their boats plying their local waters today are doing is just what I was doing when I was eight and used to sit in a cardboard box for hours imagining that I was traveling in outer space: they are fantasizing about some great adventure when what is actually going on is tedious, really mind numbing, and anyone who thinks about it for two seconds should see that. When you are on a boat you are stuck, there's nothing marvelous going on, nothing is going to happen.
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It turns out that I do not like to sail. I never have, but remember: at the time I was an avid surfer. Surfing is to sailing as watching explosions is to watching erosion.
I still think that what all the guys out on their boats plying their local waters today are doing is just what I was doing when I was eight and used to sit in a cardboard box for hours imagining that I was traveling in outer space: they are fantasizing about some great adventure when what is actually going on is tedious, really mind numbing, and anyone who thinks about it for two seconds should see that. When you are on a boat you are stuck, there's nothing marvelous going on, nothing is going to happen.
Heh, some good informations thereI used to love my cardboard box spaceships, though, and you could say much the same thing about computer games, or a whole slew of other entertainment (including stories and holidays) - they don't actually cause anything marvellous to happen. It's very difficult to get anything marvellous to happen in life, so that seems an unfairly high standard to request from a boat. Come to think of it, boats are on Ian Dury's list of reasons to be cheerful:
Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly Miss Molly and boats
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats
18-wheeler Scammels, dominecker camels
All other mammals plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy
Being rather silly, and porridge oats
A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
Going on 40 - no electric shocks
The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox
Which is a completely ambiguous song, but I think emphasises that a boat ... a boat is just this thing, you know?
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Sun 27 Nov 2011, 1:19,
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Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly Miss Molly and boats
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats
18-wheeler Scammels, dominecker camels
All other mammals plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy
Being rather silly, and porridge oats
A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
Going on 40 - no electric shocks
The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox
Which is a completely ambiguous song, but I think emphasises that a boat ... a boat is just this thing, you know?
Cheerful stuff.Nannygoats ftw.
I think that surfing and motorcycles can make a lot of things look pale by comparison. My brother actually raced bikes for a few years and he's like a sober junkie now: nothing is fun relative to that. The upside is he has always wanted kids and now he's really prepared having put the best things in life behind him.
I suppose that the moral is to avoid peak moments???
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Sun 27 Nov 2011, 3:06,
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I think that surfing and motorcycles can make a lot of things look pale by comparison. My brother actually raced bikes for a few years and he's like a sober junkie now: nothing is fun relative to that. The upside is he has always wanted kids and now he's really prepared having put the best things in life behind him.
I suppose that the moral is to avoid peak moments???
Hahaha.. ace.... this is the advatage of having an opposing thumb...
That's some blood pressure problem he has...It forced his eyeball down his face and out his cheek!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:22,
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Was your username Pecker at one point?Either way I love your pics.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:29,
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thanks!no im not pecker, im MONSTA! (www.swampmonsta.blogspot.com if u wanna see other stuff)
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:32,
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Yeah I saw that, great stuff.That's partly why I asked actually. I think at one time Pecker changed his name to Monstar, so I wondered if MONSTA was the same person.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:36,
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Do we like this one?Just trying to establish his JJ quotient.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:33,
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You mean the "post one picture then leaves for another week" kind? Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:36,
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YusNo interaction with anyone that isn't relevant to their own work.
See also danielgoodm, Sheep!, etc.
(See also danielgoodm, Sheep!, etc.
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:38,
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here`s a response to you, what do you want to talk about, where do you work or study? whats your favourite film? what are you wearing?
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:47,
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Not my point.
Please stick around and comment on and like other people's stuff.
Just posting your own stuff and going is frowned upon.
(Please stick around and comment on and like other people's stuff.
Just posting your own stuff and going is frowned upon.
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:50,
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B3ta: the website of frowning, come here if you want to risk being frowned at.Anyway what are you wearing?
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:52,
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.i do comment on here, and im trying to interact right here now, but its no fun . :(
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:56,
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awww*rubs innapropriately*
HEY EVERYONE! FUNTIME!
(HEY EVERYONE! FUNTIME!
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:10,
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Give me twenty quid and I'll beat Bela Lugosi's Dad up for you.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:11,
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and give me twenty quidand I'll just stand there
watching
not blinking
just staring
in a very donald pleasance sort of way
(watching
not blinking
just staring
in a very donald pleasance sort of way
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:12,
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Shush disco, I'm trying to work a grift here.Be quiet or you'll spook my mark.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:15,
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little do you knowI could be too
*continues staring*
(*continues staring*
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:18,
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Are you grifting on my patch? I don't take kindly to that.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:20,
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People are shy, you know.It's all the forced interaction that causes it. How can we ever truly relate to one another anyway? What does it matter? And so on. See also: every Bergman film.
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:50,
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Doesn't justify Jolly Jack's attitude to the site, but I take your point.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:51,
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maybe he's too good for usedit: come to think of it
maybe he really does lack humanism!
(maybe he really does lack humanism!
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:10,
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I'm not sure I understand the question.I like chopchopchopchop's pics. I'm not sure I'm ready to dedicate myself to making creepily incomprehensible 'fan-art' based on them though.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:37,
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Ah, gotcha.In all seriousness, if someone wants to come here and post great pics then go away again without saying much, I personally don't have any problem with that at all. There are plenty of other chatty people here.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:17,
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He's asking you to make up his mind about whether he likes chopchopchopchop or not.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:59,
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THEN YOU'RE NO REAL FAN*creeps off to add to his collection of creepy mofaha fan-art*
( boris the spider,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:05,
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yeah, only fucking weird fuckers would make mofaha fan art or use his art as the basis for anything
You'll never catch me being one of those internet weirdoes.
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:14,
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this could be a spoonit gets my vote anyway
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:04,
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How remis of me, this is beautiful man.It reminds me of a 2d version of the things that come out of my head.. I must scanner... scanner... insert scanner...
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:20,
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Is this modeled on Smashies eyes? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:22,
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Yes, I like it too.And I almost never bother to compliment people's work, I tend to imagine that just waffling off-topic elsewhere in the thread counts as a sort of indirect approval.
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:35,
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^Have been quite sparse with my comments of late, have to keep reminding myself that I wouldn't like it if I posted something I was proud of and other people just clicked 'like' and stayed silent
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:45,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Spoons"){kind=small}
manufacturers notice - always warm your spoon
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:10,
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oh my,loving the rotating action there!
( theniwokeup has been awake since,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:14,
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What's even nicer is the reflection on the spoons surface!Top work!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:17,
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such is the minty fresh power of bum spoon HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:19,
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I hope you have patented the minty fresh coating Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:48,
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I wish I had Bum Spooninstead of this rubbish Ear Ladle.
( Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:26,
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Is it supposed to keep changing the direction it's spinning?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:31,
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ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5...Dam you HappyToast, what is that reflection in the spoon!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:33,
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I think it is the actual picture that it reflects.Which is amazing.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:12,
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If I buy a willy whisk as well, do I get a discount? Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:34,
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If it was any bigger it would be Ladle-vice
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:41,
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We know a song about thatdon't we, children?
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:46,
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ErmWas that in the Sound of Music?
If so, then yes, yes it is.
(If so, then yes, yes it is.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:50,
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Yes it wasYou know, that scene with the testarossa and all
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:02,
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cutlery fettishes
ladles up bum holes
fish knives up nostrils
and teaspoons up cum holes
the feel of the spoon as it enters the ring
these are a few of my favourite things....
(ladles up bum holes
fish knives up nostrils
and teaspoons up cum holes
the feel of the spoon as it enters the ring
these are a few of my favourite things....
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:51,
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Ladle ViceLadle Vice
Every evening you beat me
Dig out shite
In the night
Happy that you excrete me
(Every evening you beat me
Dig out shite
In the night
Happy that you excrete me
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:00,
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hahaha we should get together and write this
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:21,
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sits and waits for someone to come up a reworking of " the Lonely Goatse"lay yee yodel etc....
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:29,
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*takes bow*exits stage left
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:30,
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Do they also come as ladles?Mr Goatse is very hard to buy a Christmas present for.
(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:11,
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Did you use reflecto-porn for the reflection map?top stuff HT
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:12,
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i thought it was a sad rabbit with a spoon in its head,very happy to see i was wrong!
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:15,
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pfft Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:06,
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this reminds me, I should have got some raspberry ice cream today
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:22,
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We all need a bum spoonAll year long. Wonderful
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:47,
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Hahahaha why is this front paged?this place never ceases to amuse me :D
I'm now going to hide in a cave until it's gone away
(I'm now going to hide in a cave until it's gone away
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:34,
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Officer Earl Scheib PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:34,
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c'mon everyone WTF -- this is some comedy gold here! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:41,
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oh, nevermind -- it's Burnt Orange - LOLOLOL!11!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:43,
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Lovely car.Sings: "They don't make cars like they used to" OK I think I'm one year out if anyone gets the reference anyway.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:42,
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hahaha...yeah......................fantastic:Dtop shop too....*click*
( Elvis impersonator,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:47,
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I do have to chuckle at the idea of the people in Cuba protesting against the banks and big corporations mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:26,
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That guy's good. He doesn't even use masking. He's so nonchalant about the whole affair.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:32,
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Can't be arsed to cast a shadow too mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:41,
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I hear there's special paperwork involved to get one of those. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:12,
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I know,really you have to live in a world that is comprised mostly of left turns to be a NASCAR fan. :)
(,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:45,
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North American Stupid Coons Are Retarded?Why would we be fans of such a horrible group?
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:44,
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I don't like taxicab racing.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:38,
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He maced a car orange.Uniform is too brown.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 1:08,
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