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# You probably want links.
It is over there -->
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# You random posting no pic whore pedanticrist!
BURRRRN!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# He deleted....
Where are the Nazi's?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
# The bastard!
Now I look like the dick.

Well, I suppose that is only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
# YOU
www.b3ta.com/board/4621212
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Truly brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# And why were you exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't rightly know. two of us were. The other one is dead.

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)
# what's rubbed you up the wrong way tonight?
is this another magnificent rebellion, sticking two fingers up at the man by vaguely obscuring part of a web forum for half a dozen bored people?

or is it a cry for help, desperately trying to get some attention because mummy didn't love you enough or the yawning abyss of our own mortality still gives you the willies?

answer a or b by inserting your penis in to the nearest food mixer and slow mix or dice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# The original post was a reply
which went wrong because someone thread deleted.

Then I made some images.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Cheer up Chris
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry]

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# <--------- I return your "out here"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
# i disagree
that way is my lamp, a link to /links is up there, and over to the left a touch /\/\
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# neeeeeoowwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# This mysterious black, stealth looking thingy
is exceedingly mysterious
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# it's just a case modded PC inspired by Automan's car
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# What is this Automan that everyone's suddenly talking about?
Edit: Wikipedia'd
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
#
lmgtfy.com/?q=automan
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Just being conversational
No need to be patronising
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# It looks like something from Elite
remember that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Cobra MKIII
Innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# \o/
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Definitely Elite
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# hoorah \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
# We bunked off school to play that
Such were the eighties
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# He was in the Bunco squad I seem to remember...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# this be my Automan (in his toy form)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Here's mine
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Wow

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Cobra Mk I ?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# MK III
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Love this
It's a Mk3 I believe. A very cool ship to start in. I only made Deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! ZoomZoom, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)
# You need the VHS shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# It's funny because links means left
and you're point to the right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
# You are Recht!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Haha, it is my duty to inform you that that doens't work at all
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Oh you and your forrin!
Links=Left Recht=Right - in German :P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Almost ;)
Rechts = right; links = left, both in german and dutch.

But only in the meaning of direction. Rechts doesn't mean right (correct) in dutch, only in german.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# The computer's left.
your right.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# No
Left.

Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
# A bit of windolene on his fur and he'll clean the windows for you too :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# This is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# you've made it LS18 friendly I see :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Game over, Man, Game Over! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:49, archived)
# What is this reference to b3ta's flounce Emperor?
His last outburst didn't involve any kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:51, archived)
# He means the FP of mine not very LS18 friendly
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Consider me put in my place :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# KABOOM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Brilliant filename
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Catsplat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:51, archived)
# :) we had a Jack Russell who'd do this;
ran 50ft up a tree once before he realised that gravity didn't care that he was chasing a squirrell.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Great, when can he come over?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# He can come across straight away he just requires a tin of salmon
and any wool you might have laying around.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# DEAL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Hahaha
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:16, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# They fought until they died.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck little doggy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Clean that wall kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Evenly matched.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Obi-Wan has taught you well...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Is the dark side stronger?
No.
But it is more hyperactive.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# haha superb!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Fucking FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I add a compo entry here, or is that rude? I do not know that i am good at avoiding rude anyway.


It is not terribly good and your image is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# woop
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:51, archived)
# Three for the price of one...

Although some might say the price is too high.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# 3rd frame is John Sergeant. Correct?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# The bottom one's just scary
It reminds me of that funny figure that used to be in biology textbooks telling you which parts of the body are most sensitive with huge lips, hands and feet...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:26, archived)
# A sensory homunculus!
neurobonkers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/penile-homunculus.jpg

Possible nsfw. Mebbe. Anyway, finally you get to see what I look like.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# That's the one!
You look pleased to see us...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Sorry it was cold out
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:37, archived)
# What? The big toe is more sensitive than the nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)
# yeh - and the nipples are hardly bigger then normal - I'd expect wagon wheels
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# This is a post I'd expect you'll be able to link to in future
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Number 3.... oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# You-Do-What?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] CDS


fuck me this is shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Gonna eat me some hairy soup, suckas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
#
soup pie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I stand corrected
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# ok
*fucks you*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I didn't even notice
is that normal?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Ah nice to meet you Mr. Goatse
Pull up a chair. Up your bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# It's aesthetically pleasing
in its minimalism.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# 6k of raw power
this would have fitted on a BBC model b
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# I like the feeling of depth you've given the head of the spooncock.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
# That's the funniest swan I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# proudly cruising for a mate
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Ninja Edit - Striving to put right what once went wrong... including this post!
(Virulent, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# is it a mash up of quantum leap and tomorrow's edition?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# I dunno
Was supposed to be funny leaping into Hitler to save a cat or something, but accidently winning the war, was going to leap into Mussolini and rescue a gerbil too, but got bored
(Virulent, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# yeah, i know, it was just being a dick ;) i liked it
the thing that gets me about quantum leap is that it's based on breaking one of the fundamental rules of time travel,
which is not to fuck with past events.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Thats better
I think I made it a little funnier :)
(Virulent, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# RIS, on account of I don't know what the first pic is from
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Wolverine?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Soup tureen
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Star Something Something
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# STAR WRAS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Automan of course
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# But but but
Sam could only leap back to times in his own lifetime. Hitler died 8 years before Sam was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
# This is the most pedantic, yet awesome response!
I wonder though, did you google his birthday? ;)

On side note, looking forward to the film!
(Virulent, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 6:19, archived)
# "my fuckon" it's the toy every b3ta wants this christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:47, archived)
# 1st in line
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# OOOH NICE!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Put it on a spoon and compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# What do they do when you play them noisecore, or dubstep?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Beg for mercy?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# the beatmatching capability of them isn't that great when you play it music
it's rather good at keeping time when you clap your hands at a steady rate, but about every 8 seconds he pauses for a moment to listen to the music, he can't listen and dance at the same time which sucks
but hey the original Keepon which can perfectly match most music cost $30,000 so I'm not complaining that much ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Ahh, I suppose such sophisticated technology would come with a hefty price tag.
How much is the mass-produced version anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)
# $40 in the US and £40 in the UK
bit unfair for a toy designed by a UK company, bloody rip-off Britain strikes again

however some people have discovered how to activate the 4 motors with an their own i2c signal, so hopefully someone will come up with a hack that makes its dancing match the beats and not stop for breath
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# be thankful you don't live in australia
i get raped everytime i want to buy something :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# I'll hold out until that day comes.
It does seem like an amusing little gadget to have, but £40's a bit steep for what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# 40 quid
For 40 quid in 2011 I would expect what is essentially a wobbling stick to be able to listen and dance at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# exactly
if one chip couldn't do both at the same time it shouldn't have been that much of a task to add a 2nd chip so one can do the listening so the other can control the motors
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I hadn't heard of this before, have just been looking at some vids of it on Youtube
The maternal instincts I felt towards it bordered on painful
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# I first saw it some 4 years ago when Wired magazine had a (sadly short lived) tv show
this clip - www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPdP1jBfxzo
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# I was thinking Ska.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# I would buy at least eight for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Oh very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# She loves to suck the juices from his purple bar...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:31, archived)
# The world's first throbbing confectionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:36, archived)
# * Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Isn't it romantic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# He has amazing stamina
I'm still watching to see if he runs out of man-goo.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# YUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:21, archived)
# I have no idea, but I like it
also, I miss Dekionplexis
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:24, archived)
# The Fucking Force...
...Ever hear of it?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Is that like Parcel Force?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# it's spoons, not forks
you silly
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# last message i remember deki typing was something like
"i won't be around because i'm going to be playing eve online"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# You were correct to include some hentai with BIG TITS
and a confused looking a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# And a talking cat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# YES!
Dekionplexis would love this, what's happened to him??
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Yogi is he.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# FUCK YOU YOGI
wise words for everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)
# My trained graphic designer eye
only noticed the anime chick with big tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)
# What's your eye say now?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH IT LUCAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:31, archived)
# *RESALE*...ever hear of it?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# What? There were always cats with laptops
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Needs moar vomiting dogs and laser eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# i've no idea what's going on here
i like it though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Just another day in the life of PedroHin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:42, archived)
# DISCLAIMER:
Actually it's Hillary Clinton having an acid flashback, triggered by a phone app.
She snaps out of it at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:22, archived)
# fucking awesome.
(turbomerl, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)
# I believe I speak for all of us when I say
HONKA HONKA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# *canned amusement*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Bumpy "The Loner" Ramone


Click for bigger (383 kb)
A woebegone, spirit-sapped loner who works the night shift at a dimly lit, asbestos-filled supermarket, Bumpy Ramone is responsible for transporting canned corn, yams and lima beans from crate to shelf. Because this monotonous routine allows for little to no human interaction and minimal exposure to light, Bumpy keeps a loaded potato gun in his work locker and remains a prime candidate to go postal in the very, very near future.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# rupert murdoch?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Tell P. W. Botha that Timmy Mallet wants his specs back.
He's positively livid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Which instrument did he play in the band?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# glands
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:03, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Interesting.
I wonder if Danielgoodm has something to say about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I'm going to stick around a bit longer to find out
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:16, archived)
# You'll need a lifetimes supply of tea and caykes.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:21, archived)
# I think you might be right
I might go and have a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Perhaps he's busy browsing other threads
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:24, archived)
# I think he's too busy laughing at my joke below.....
It's made it to the popular page.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:26, archived)
#
HAVE NO fear I am here!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Did you hear what The Hedgehog said about the specs in your pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:42, archived)
# I think he's gone again.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I think that sometimes people think your are as invisible as me..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Thank you for your gift to us
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Yay! That merits a three star award
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:42, archived)
#
woohoo! and what does a 3star award entail?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Click to find out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Experiment: Ruined
Edit: actually I see the experiment is to see if posting is possible, not viewing. As you were, Professor.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:46, archived)
# As it is, I think Jahled and I have somewhat skewed the experiment
by prodding him towards the thread in question rather than allowing him to discover it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:57, archived)
# I eagerly await Mr Hell's scientific analysis on this one
Hardcore stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# It depends whether it's Michelin stars
or some or other system
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:49, archived)
# This is the Klingon system
it's all I could find on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:56, archived)
# You get to add the 'special sauce' onto a Big Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Nice scare quotes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:56, archived)
# why is Sooty hiding behind him?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Every day I write the book
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Elvis?
Also ELVIS!

*Clickety-click*
Is that one of Paul_P's in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Nah
Just googled "creepy room"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)
# WOW! one of my favorite songs!
I loved the Wedding singer for that! it had all my favourite 80's tunes in it....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Writing out "I have nothing against Chelsea" 1,000 times.
Naughty Elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Nice twitchy eye action :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Nice VECTOR
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:56, archived)
# BLG.... Now do Accidents will happen!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Nice....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# That's Fab!
Lovely work.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:02, archived)
#
www.elviscostello.com/news/steal-this-record/254
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Top winking and writing there...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Groovy little animation!
His eye though - is that a nervous twitch or is he flirting with an endless conveyor belt of young women?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Meant to be a twitch
Should have been faster :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Nice
Just noticed the word DIE in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:17, archived)
# The Bart The
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Read his latest rant against his record company?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Loved it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Is that the eye twitch of impending anger?
He shouldn't be angry for writing such an amazing song.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Brucey Lee


Click for bigger (94 kb)
sorry for sticking with the same source image, but i thought i'd attempt a face swap too!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)
# He's not dead, and this proves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Oh yeah, I know Bruce Forsyth isn't dead ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# He loves it when a plan comes together...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# I thought you were Ninj at first
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Soulless pub chain announces new logo
Well they have to do something to appear "edgy" or whatever.

Wetherspoons
(Cloudane, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Spooooonzzz! ;-)
A freind sent me this earlier, if any of you like spoonerisms or can be bothered to read it....


This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards.. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.

Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame tha! t fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.

When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Hang on, when did this become /talk?
*harumphs

Have you got any LOL cat pictures too? I for one would love to see them!
/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Not enough swearing for talk...! I must admit I didn;t think it was going to look like so many words before I posted it...
It looked smaller.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Plus the concentration level here doesn't go over one paragraph....
Ooo shiney.

THREADSAVE
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Equally excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Obvious one here
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Heyyyy!
Do your own crap matting! I recognise those clone lines on the collar!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:09, archived)
# I'll get on to making some cat pictures...! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# That are my feline freinds...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# You are Roy Chubby Brown
AICMFP.

Next up - old ladies swearing = hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Now,
Old men dressed as old women eating cream cakes... absolute hilarity!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# It claimed to be Ronnie Barker....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# RTF
WIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# I thought it might make people smile ;-(
I must admit, looking at the length I was perhaps wrong, but it looked smaller befor I posted,

Do I need to lower my trousers and turn around?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Bah, ignore the miserable buggers
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# I am.! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Just be gentle
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# HEY EVERYONE I FOUND SOMTHING ON THE INTERNETS/WAS SENT SOMETHING BY A FRIEND
I'M GOING TO POST IT WITHOUT THINKING!

my inlaws have been doing this as a christmas party piece for at least the last 5 years as i remember seeing it before mydaugher was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# OOOoooooooooo please!
I need more "LOL" make sure it involves cats or fat people on small vehicles!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)
# It's in an existing thread, and I admited miscalculating the size as it would appear....
Just lube up befor you punish me..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# The thing about spoonerisms is that they're still supposed to make some kind of sense after you swap the letters round.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# I Tike lhis
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)
# or lop the sweaters round, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Just looks like I failed at trying to make people smile....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)
# I just read all of that and there's no pucking funch line?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)
# I'll make a complaint on your behalf ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# sheesh, I remember passing that round in 1980, when the internet was just photocopiers!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)
# I.v never seen it..! I didn't think it was joke of the year or anything.....
Just thought it might make someone pfft, but seriously miscalculated how long it was... :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)
# And then you got it from a mimeograph copy.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)
# dl;tr
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Awe no's......!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Kind of wordy, but I liked the bit about feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# I didn't realise how long it was or that it was really well know....
Can't you just tell me off like everyone else ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# This couldn't be done with Robin Hood
... because of friar tuck!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)
# ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Words
So, so many words!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I know...!
I just didn't realise how many there were myself untill after I'd posted it... ;-(
How long do I have to stand on my chair facing the wall!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:21, archived)
# I just found a really lazy way of saying "tl;dr"
It's merely

~

tl;dr - tilde - ~.
(Cloudane, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)
# 1st attempt at a
gnops.. to be honest, i think nature beat me to it!

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# indeed it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)
# nice gnopping!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Must be related!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:04, archived)
# I'm sorry, have you edited this photo?
I just can't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# GNOPS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GNOPS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# aww shucks
thanks... it only took me... ages!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Good Gnops, Good Gnops!
so many wrinkles it must have taken you ages to clone all those.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:35, archived)
# so THAT'S how they're done!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Yes each year he goes into Adobe to have some more cloned in.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# So this is what celebrities are now having instead of plastic surgery
They're just editing their faces in photoshop!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Absolutely, a Photoshop Make-Over is what they all want now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Gnops to see you, to see you...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Nice job!
(job nice?)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# SUPERGNOPS
Gnops, not knops.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Didn't you do well..! good gmops good gnops...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# g-g-good game g-g-good game.
Looks like you've Tilt-shifted a person. Cool.
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Hhahaha! Nice.
I recognise that source image....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Shopped images only, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Nick gives Dave a lift home after work again
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Run, bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)
# that carrot will be brown later
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:28, archived)
# this is how the economy works
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:29, archived)
#
works fails
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# yeah same thing.
all those people who said to me, oh yes communism is great in theory, but capitalism works, well who is laughing now? Nobody.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Tony Blair is doing pretty good for himself ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Clegg acts miserable but he enjoys being ridden
else he would never have gone into a coalition with the Tories.

Always prove how far the Liberals will sell out for a taste of power, even when that power is not theirs to wield.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Yeah the Liberals are terrible,
we should have all voted Labour again, they weren't power mad at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Although
In future years I won't be surprised if the Liberals are judged less on how they've failed to fulfil their own manifesto and more on how they've prevented the tories fulfilling their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# I haven't witnessed anything that suggests the Liberals have put a brake on the Tory Public Sector Cuts Wagon
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Nice One, Mr Box
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:38, archived)
# What a miserable looking vegetable.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# But he's still got his trousers on..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
# for now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I likes this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)
# then they cuddle up for a spooning session :
(shameless compo pea)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Forget carrots. How about a pea?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Playing in Photoshop - pretty much failed at what I wanted to achieve but have it anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I have a feeling when that big, round green thing comes into focus
we're all going to be in some serious shit...

('Tis a nice piccy anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# It's a giant marble from the marble home world come to claim retribution
for the mistreatment of millions of marbles by humans.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Is the marble home world anywhere near Planet Spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
# I think it's a nearby solar system
the Marble home world is in the Conker Star System and near the Skipping Rope Nebula
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Aaargh! Halloween pea!!!
and ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
# This isn't a repost from October ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
# WOOOOO!
Have a *Click*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Thanks sweetheart :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)
# I'd like a christmas tree like that, just to freak people out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
# It's a Cthulhu Squidmas Tree
it's lovely when draped in fresh entrails, and man-baubles decorate it's branches.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Feeling festive already.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I just noticed how the topmost branch is giving a thumbs up
While many other parts of the tree are being quite rude
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Be warned! Tree does not approve of your anthropomorphism!
Humans are a lesser species
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)
# *Heeds warning*
*Buys axe*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Playing guitar will not help you, foolish mortal!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Made me think of Roger Dean
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# It makes me think of Torvil and Dean
but that's because it loves to torture me so.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# It's mating season soon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Nicely...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# It Came From Fallopia!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Tree says:
Fallopia:
Fallopia is a genus of about 12–15 species of flowering plants in the family Polygonaceae,
often included in a wider treatment of the related genus Polygonum in the past.
The genus is native to temperate and subtropical regions of the Northern Hemisphere.
The genus includes herbaceous perennial plants, herbaceous vines, and woody vines.

That's his cousins that is!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I once had a fight with half an acre of knotweed.
I totally won, but it wasn't easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:19, archived)
# I can imagine I had a massive fight with the grass in my backyard
it had grown about 4ft tall took me ages to strim through it and then I ran out of strimmer wire so borrowed a neighbour's hedge trimmer and got Evil Dead on it's ass!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Old school tools are definitely the most satisfying means of dispatch, but nothing shouts "Die, plant!" like an industrial strimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
# or a German architect
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
# *dabs tear from eye*
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# I don't think this counts as any kind of failure.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Well it wasn't what I was aiming for
and lost a lot of the realism that I was after, now it just looks like an empty sci-fi cartoon frame.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:24, archived)
# sounds a bit like my life story
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:28, archived)
# haha I wish my life ended up looking like a sci-fi cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Tiz nice
Love the colours
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)
# High praise indeed you're work is far superior I'm just getting use to using a pen
after so many years of using a mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Oh, I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Ooh, nicely!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Thank Kerry :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Oww this is lully....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# It may not be what you first set out to make
but it's lovely nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# You're in a dark forest. Alone. Naked and all you have is a torch...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Mandelson?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Hitler
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Mit out shnurrbart
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)
# But the balls add up
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# ah yes...*notices the one ball*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Mandelhitler?
Edit: Pissler.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha....full frontal NSFW
I shall be writing a letter of complaint
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Ooh sorry Elvis!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# You been reading about my plans for the weekend again?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Is there something you'd like to share with the group?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
# *Aherm*
...er...no. What do you mean? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Show me on the doll where the tree goblin touched you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# What am I doing?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Glow in the dark feet..
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Yes
I am in a dark forest. Alone. Naked and all I have is a torch.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# :D hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:39, archived)
# you been watching me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Dusting off an old bandwagon, for the sake of a bad joke
is unfortunately the best I have got right now

By the way, if you're wondering, the man in the top-right pic is suffering from Stock Photo Syndrome, a rare skin condition.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
# ah yes, I had that once
a bit white X across my face and body
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Old bandwagons have served me well for many years.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Kirk quickly regretted telling McCoy where he could stick his tricorder.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# where no man's gone before
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# No, but the odd vulcan probe's been sent in.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Captain's log..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Chief medical officers entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# hee heeeeeeeeee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
# He loves it really.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Captain of the Endoprise
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)
# It's red, Jim.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Watch out for Klingons
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Bones looks distinctly Thunderbirds in this image...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Sums up his acting as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
Fantastic expressions :)
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Nice peepers, Doc!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha... Kirk always loved the green gloves best....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:05, archived)

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