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# Don't worry Jeremy it's just a nightmare, those Cheese and Pickle Sandwiches will soon wear off.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Hahah
Most chucklesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:28, archived)
# haha nicely done
also, Lanarkshire??
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Hahaha. Lovely work.

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:32, archived)
# This is particularly woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:34, archived)
# If he shoots like he drives, he'll never hit anyone.
I think grenades are more his style.

Besides, anyone who makes a million per year shouldn't be free to whine.

waddle waddle waddle
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Rather fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:54, archived)
# He's quite a darling really
darling git
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:05, archived)
# goodly
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Clarkson is bored of bullets now
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:59, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Scorpio Clarkson.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:03, archived)
# But he'll soon run out of petrol
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Hahaha
oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Sell it to the internet
You'll make millions*


*piss
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:13, archived)
# *Fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:38, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:46, archived)
# drurgs are baaad, m'kaaay
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Well headbendy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:55, archived)
# FORCE COCK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:56, archived)
# I FELTED YOUR PEASANTS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Llama, was the acronym I could not add to this gif


So compo time what does LLAMA mean to you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:43, archived)
# You found an animated gif - well done.
Its a very nice animated gif though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Thanks hun
can you text a "LLAMA" on a gif and post it for the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# I'm not complaining.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:48, archived)
# rob's got /board mixed up with /links again, the internet cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Looks Like A Monkey's Arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Gay answer
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Not my own personal opinion.
Was trying to see what you were thinking..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:17, archived)
# We should have compos like this all the time
Someone posts an unshopped pic from the internet, then asks everyone else to come up with the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Suggested.
Vote now!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Things like that have, on rare occasion, sparked quite interesting threads.
And even the odd bandwagon - which always tends to keep b3ta ticking over nicely, for the next few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:36, archived)
# yes, i agree with that
not much scope for that in the current thread
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# It's a fair cop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Wow
That's a perfect body.

Medium sized top bit. Tiny Middle bit and large bottom bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Her feet are very hairy though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:00, archived)
# She'd look better with her hair down.
But yes, there is NEVER too much Christina Hendricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:17, archived)
# These are good
none are actually NSFW, dammit
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Oh to have been on set when she did that scene in Mal's bedroom in Firefly...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# She has a...
...Lovely Luscious Ass, My Auntie.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Lucious Lady Aims Mammaries At-me
Christina Hendricks... one of the few gingers I would do. OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)
# She looks like a woman
Not a silicone enhanced skinny bimbo that's been botoxed to hell and back.

I can understand why men would find her attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I was in lust the first time I saw her, on Firefly
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# I won't wank until I've seen her "vectorised"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Is this her...?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:54, archived)
# lucky kaori...

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Titsuo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Can someone add the acronym TWAT onto this gif?
I'm too lazy and stupid to do it myself...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Random find
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Hahaha
This grapes my squildo.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:38, archived)
# the greatest thing of all time
today :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:40, archived)
# yeh, seen this before on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:42, archived)
# He nicked it?
GET THE PITCHFORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Hahaha, that's how wars start.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
this is fucking excellent, and i dont know why.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Ha-ha! If this is yours, then excellent work.
And even if it isn't, it's still an excellent find.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Whut? is this some kind of weird meme?
www.tineye.com/search/92cac5520c28f5fe6c8cdaabdbb875c7c6be09ee/

Made me larf, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Wow, it's stuff.
from the internet. B3ta just gets better and better with stuff, from the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:49, archived)
# apparently that's fine now
if he'd posted it with broken english, there would have been hell to pay, however.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:51, archived)
# NEVER FORGIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:53, archived)
# It never ceases to amaze me how collectively, the entire board has seen everything there is to see on the internet
And BOO HISS to the original poster for claiming kudos for something that is not his/hers.

I want to unclick.

'lo Sir. How the hell are you, you bundle of strop and fluffiness?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:02, archived)
#
Maybe its error.... Who are you??? Who have this e-mail address??
I will be glad, if I will be received answer from man, who wishes
dialogue with young blue-eyed girl with name Albina :)

you can write to me here: [email protected]
I hope, that my English understood :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:49, archived)
# I used to get emails like this a lot
Not anymore. I think it's because I've put on a bit of weight.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# *adds you to slimming pills spam list*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:54, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:51, archived)
# KEBAB FLIDDING!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:47, archived)
# This made
me laugh like a loon. Clickedy.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I like tarantulas . . .
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:57, archived)
# a noble aim if ever there was one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:38, archived)
# I do too
Somebody linked to a pic on the dailyfail website today showing the world's heaviest insect.

I'm no acrachnophobe but I wouldn't cuddle that!

Sorry about linking a DM pic but for those who want to see and could tolerate just a few seconds of DM content, here it is:

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2068547/Meet-worlds-heaviest-insect-weighs-times-mouse.html
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Yay!
Wetas are great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Oh is that what it is?
I never read the article. I was mesmerised by the picture.

Mesmerised and disgusted in equal measures.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Spiders don't need no thought control
*insert dark sarcasm below*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Grisly Open Anus That Sickens Everyone

NSFW link to original tasteless goatse image
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:57, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:59, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Sorry for posting
on top of yours . . . I am not sure what to say about yours . . . Nice?
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:01, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:00, archived)
# *Coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Yop
*drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I'd shoot her
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:24, archived)
# are you ok corral?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:39, archived)
# hill o' beans?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:55, archived)
# *tumbleweed*
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:23, archived)
# sure 'nuff
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:03, archived)
# You got city hands, Mister.
And I cahn't be pullin' no excess weight on what's already a dirty job.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)
# maybe it's time he got is own channel so everyone who hates him can easily ignore him?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Maybe it's time everyone stopped taking everything he says quite so seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# exactly
those who take him seriously really should be shot
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)
# in front of their families, as a warning to the gene pool
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)
# and charge their families for the bullets
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
# "Oh look, this one's got our name on it"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
# now you're talking!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:14, archived)
# ^this, in spades
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Darn straight
He's not a political commentator, he's a TV presenter. I don't look to TV presenters for opinion...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:15, archived)
# I don't look to...
political commentators for meaningful opinions either.
(SalmonFilter, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:03, archived)
# If I lived in the UK, the problem I'd have with Clarkson, and quite a few others
would be that just by owning a tv set I'd be forced to contribute to his wages, and he's pretty much worthless in my view.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I actually like him
especially for the outrage he stirs up in the people who take him with any seriousness
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:20, archived)
# I don't think he's got a lot to offer really.
There are much funnier and much more outrageous comments on here. And I suspect he's actually half-serious in this case. I think he's probably basically just a reactionary public-school twat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Soon us Brits without a tv will have to pay the BBC licence just for having a broadband connexion
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5074406.stm

BBC.co.uk and its iplayer should either get off the internet or be a subscriber only paysite
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# "Soon"?
I think you'll find that article's dated 2006 and anyone with broadband (and access to iPlayer) DOES have to pay the TV licence
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Also
anyone who has a mobile phone or laptop or other device capable of playing streaming media, has to have a TV license.
(ganainm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:39, archived)
# no they don't.
only if you actually use it for that purpose. You can even have a television if you only use it for watching DVDs or playing a console etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:41, archived)
# True..
but you have to prove that the device is incapable of receiving streaming or broadcast media and that the console is also incapable of doing the same..
(ganainm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:46, archived)
# anything that is capable of going online is capable of that,
I'm going to have to look up the law now because that would be insane.

EDIT: their website says
"You need to be covered by a valid TV Licence if you watch or record TV as it's being broadcast. This includes the use of devices such as a computer, laptop, mobile phone or DVD/video recorder."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:47, archived)
# it is insane
the onus of responsibility is on the device owner not the BBC to prove you are using it that way..

been there with this already. =-(

edit:
for more info (though not complete)
www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one
(ganainm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:49, archived)
# I'm on that site already,
haven't found anything about the burden of proof just yet, but in the old days all you needed to do was show you hadn't connected the areal or hadn't tuned it into any stations. I'm not sure how you'd prove it with a computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:58, archived)
# well..
maybe they're being nice now and just accepting our word for it =-D

though, experience tells a different story =-(
(ganainm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:01, archived)
# yes it does..
we (in student house) were also told by MR TV Detector Van Guy, that since our TV (which had a PS3 with no net access) had an SCRT port on the back, capable of receiving broadcast signals, then we would have prove that it wasn't being used for that (e.g. soldering in the PS3 to the TV and removing the 2nd port).. and that we would have to prove our phones weren't being used for streaming media either (which they were obviously).

(ganainm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:57, archived)
# well he was talking out of his arse,
and any magistrate would have thrown that out of court. I suspect they're just bully boys sent in to put off chancers. I've had them round here, they just looked in the sitting room and went away.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:01, archived)
# want to move in?
we need you here!!! there's a spare room and everything!!

fridge space is limited, but I can move my homemade been soup to one side for you.

edit:
when I say "been soup", it was soup once, but is more of a congealed lump of vegetable conglomerate, which you can slice and microwave on toast!!
(ganainm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:03, archived)
# you're really selling this place
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I'm glad you think so..
when can you move in?

I'll start moving the soup.
(ganainm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:35, archived)
# as it's being broadcast
it comes up half an hour later on iplayer... iplayer is fine and free no license fee
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:00, archived)
# you need the liscence fee
only if you're watching Live streaming broadcasts (sports and such)... pre recorded material you don't need it.

Unless they've recently changed that ruling... because that's what it was last year.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:58, archived)
# *turns out pockets*
"But I haven't got 5x£145 and £1000 fine......looks like I'm going to prison then"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:41, archived)
# only if you use it to stream live TV footage,
which is already the case anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# you don't have to take him seriously to think he's a cunt
still admire the fact he's offended so many though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:36, archived)
# This is how religions start.
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# He punched Piers Morgan in the face
He gets to say any shite he wants when he wants. Even if it's utter shite.
(waxdart hello., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:21, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Come on now.
He got close enough to punch Piers Morgan in the face, but failed to kill him. That's a failure in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:24, archived)
# You're harsh but fair with that one I think.
I'm giving marks for "showing your work".
(waxdart hello., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:31, archived)
# he should've got some sort of an award from the queen for that
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:26, archived)
# SnatchNav.
I was perusing the latest newsletter (Have you read it? Surprisingly, there is some rather good stuff in it. Warning: May contain babies!) and in last weeks QOTW I read about the Brian Blessed SatNav Project.

This took me back to something I posted on another site after I had read about this very subject on the BBC website and then watched 'Snatch'.

Much bigger.
(claude balls Realises that it was a bad idea to switch to Bold., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:08, archived)
# The 'much bigger' doesn't work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Or me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:25, archived)
#
Try it now. ImageShack appears to have had an aneurism so I switched to PhotoBucket. I blame Clarkson.
(claude balls Realises that it was a bad idea to switch to Bold., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Thats better
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Wilfully Misinterpreted Acronyms. WMAs. Hmmm


Click for bigger (263 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The Vomiting Hitchhiker Mephistopheles is such a mouthful in Manhattan, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# they do photoshopped jokes on Mock the Week? I've not seen that bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Oh yeah - Andy Parsons is actually DTH.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:57, archived)
# The squinty blond one is Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Is he?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I don't know what Russell and Hugh are doing to Dara there...
But Andy's implying he's next :/
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# topless model
(Zoidaroid, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha
I was trying to work out what you'd done to her face as well, but you haven't done anything. Have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:31, archived)
# shes a bit of a horse face
not bad for a trannie tho
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:48, archived)
# I'm trying to come up with some related clever pun based upon the words waist and waste
but my brain is too broken at the moment :/
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:31, archived)
# terrible puns and broken brains aren't mutually exclusive.
sounds like fallacy of excluded middle to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:33, archived)
# /applause
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:50, archived)
# A tors' is a torso course, o'course,
And to have one and then none is worse o'course
Unless o'course the torsion force also rips off your heeeead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
#
reduced lips to lips ratio results in increased breath clunge identification error , apparently
(Zoidaroid, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# why is a waist called a waste?
... cos you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

(only really works if you say it out loud)
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I just said that out loud in the office
and now all the women are looking at me funny
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# probably not
one for the ladies, that one
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:34, archived)
# FALL FASHIONS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:20, archived)
# sex on legs ?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Oooh - compact, travel-size womans!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# If she put her arms down
she could scuttle along like a spider. A sexy spider.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Oh my!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
# would
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:53, archived)
# HAVE YOU SEEN MY FALL FASHIONS JOKE? WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO POST IT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Dave thought twice about his ad campaign for the Big Society...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# :o)
The emperor's new clothes, all that Big Society rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
# ha
he's right though, we do need that. We're not going to get it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:28, archived)
# haha
nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
# LOLITICS LOLOLOLOL
CAMMERON IS A PILLOCK 99PERSENT ROFL DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING

(sorry - my clarkson gland is flaring up)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I've got
some cream for that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# haha
he's never thought twice about anything

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Click!
Not worth it's own thread, the idea was there but talent and execution deserted me.




de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] CFC
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:02, archived)
# ooh lolitics
nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] click for..


CFB


(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# BASTWANK
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# *wanks like a bastard*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
#
*bastards like a wank*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# *banks like a wastard*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
# BASTWANK
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# what have you resurrected...
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Clarkson says something deliberately controvertial shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# ...at Christmas, when he's got a DVD on the shelves...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:33, archived)
# It's what he's paid to do.
Like any normal person gives a shit what he has to say anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# He's a tiresome blaggard who makes up shite to get attention
Almost like an anthropomorphic embodiment of the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:37, archived)
#
mumbles hehe
(Zoidaroid, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
# BASTWANK
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] How B-3-t-a!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# *joy*
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# he loves letting the puppies loose
joy indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo etc....
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# :)
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Brilliant Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Thanks Sensei
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Osu!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Stop the compo!
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *chokes*
Lovely response and thanks to all!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
#
my word
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Well, this is plainly excellent! *click*
and despite being the butt of jokes I actually like Skegness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# why are you the butt of all jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:11, archived)
# because
I like soups. SOUPS.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahah
would:D
(herman:D, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# haha hatstandtabulous
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:43, archived)
# fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:14, archived)
# A true story too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
# LOL baldy masterchef twat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# You can tell Monica bats for the other team, because she's impervious to his charms.
No straight woman can resist "The Wallace".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# What, he's the plasticene man with the dog as well?
/no idea who the fuck "Monica" is blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Monica's Jean Michel Jarre's right hand man, she's an Aussie, and of .... well - I don't know what her heritage is, but it definitely makes you a racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# A lesbian racist, presumably
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:17, archived)
# No.
A gay racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
# ONOES!
A graycist!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# haha :)
Great reflection work!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# hehe
I still find the bald one slightly unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I love the fact it's probably the most prestigious cooking show and he's a green grocer.
Additionally he met his wife on his twitter feed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# True story
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:28, archived)
# I can confirm this is a true story, that's me in the dog suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spotlight.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Fuck! Is this that laughing yoga chappie?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Yes
He's a bit special.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Yep, special's the word I'd use.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# You're getting really angry?


*wonders if anybody understands...and if they do, they're from the deep south of the US...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# You've lost weight *wolf whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# NOT THE BEES! AAARRRGHHH!
Sorry, the headwear... reminded me of that awful Wicker Man remake.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# *checks clock*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
# The children are the future
Unless we stop them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# You are Whitney Houston aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Another true story
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Hot shit
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
#
hehehe
(Zoidaroid, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Brilliant!!
Fits superbly!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Weeeeee...ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Yes!
(anvil, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Genie-arse!
Big click right there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# "Say hello to my fucking big gob!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# OMG I'm so offended by what he said despite not having seen the One Show
I'm going to flood the Guardian website with demands that he should apologise
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:25, archived)
# And resign!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha...perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Oh Yes
with gobs on
and two kerlicks in a row
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I was desperately trying to work out what the acronym was here
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Not that I agree with him, but can you sue someone
for having an opinion? Even if it's a stupid or offensive joke opinion?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
niceone:)
(herman:D, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
he's like the real equivilant of The Brass Eye, able to piss off masses of people who really should take step back and realise nobody should ever take Jerermy Clarkson seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:30, archived)
#
yup hehe
(Zoidaroid, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:22, archived)

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