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# Mustaff Bindun.


EDIT: FP THAT FUKKERS:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
That took me a while :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:19, archived)
# That's what she said:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:20, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Now do Space Control to Major Tom
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I could always do
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Touché
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:27, archived)
# If it was the key next to that one
it might reach Escape velocity.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Now do When The Levee Breaks by Black Sabbath.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:25, archived)
# wasnt that the album
where they did YMCA on the cover?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:26, archived)
# It most certainly was...
Shameless too soon pea...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:14, archived)
# It was ment to be semaphore for "help" except that didn't look right.
IIRC they just made something up that were more photogenic.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:28, archived)
# instead it read....
PAULS DEAD!!!!
*dons tin foil
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Pfffft
What the hell happened last night I left during one flouce only to see the madness that is moggy this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Callerpillers
Everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:29, archived)
# I'm sat here with tears rolling down my face from the moggy thread
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I'd like to send mine back Riverghost
As everytime I daed si lauP type something it inserts hidden messages.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:30, archived)
# sorry to be off topic but
who is crand?
why do i have a comedy account?
nice i get considered in some way but what the hell is going on exactly? I saw my name in a few posts and I was quite confused about that especially since I couldn't even find any user named crand
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:44, archived)
# At the moment Mark...
Crand (or Fleounce as he was last known to me) Is you.
You caused 9/11 with lizards
AND took my last rolo!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)
# thanks for clearing that one up for me
i didnt know you could change user names on the fly on b3ta
about 9/11 markp0rter.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=144#/dxw1kx
also leave my lovely dinosaur nazi out of it. i hadnt really posted on here for quite some while
ALSO it was your last trololo I took
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
YOU NEED SOME SLEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:15, archived)
# from the white house
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:43, archived)
# hahahaha
you need a check-up from the neck up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha....
Needs more theme... www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncqjrAxkC2k
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
Best thing ever!



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Hi cockalorum, as usual
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
# lol
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha
This is what really happens!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)
# yesssss
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I like you :D *clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:19, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Jimbo from the grassy knowle cunts Obama right in the fuck with boiling piss.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:37, archived)
# That's Budgie, shurely?
Fergie would be proud. And will probably sue for a share of any revenues, to keep her in Jimmy Choos and foreign holidays
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Getting my hairyplanes and herricopters mixed up :-P
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:41, archived)
# This is bang on
Nice 1
(DJTK, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:03, archived)
# fucking hell
that's amazing :)
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)
# ROOKIE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha, superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
Woo
(herman:D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Most excellent
:)
(Tivert, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Hello, Mr. kuma. We're with MI5.
May we come in? We just need to ask you a few questions.
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 2:36, archived)
# I love
The MS Paint look in this with really bad halftoning :D magic.
(beerMatt, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 1:07, archived)
# YAY! for spunky helicocks.




(with apologies to cockweasle)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Mif?
I dont get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Yeah she's quite picky:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Oh Riverghost, you card!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:35, archived)
# \o/ - in the words of one B3tan, "The more I think she did it, the more I would"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Isn't she a MoaDKILF?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:40, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:03, archived)
# I know she's an M and I'd certainly LF her
but as she's younger than me, I find it hard to think of her as a MILF

I also find it hard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:41, archived)
# I think in pr0n terms
MILF seems to mean any woman over 23
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Advent calendar day 7


That's no dark side of the meme
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:30, archived)
# FUCKING
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:35, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:43, archived)
# I can't wait for the 24th
its gonna be sturdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:08, archived)
# A crochet bobble hat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Sexy crochet?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:32, archived)
# crotchless crochet!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
WHAT HAVE WE CREATED??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha the whole gang
They all look so happy. God bless 'em.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)
# 2 more designs, available for free hopefully this evening

6 free cards at print res for you to do what you want with, 3 nice 3 norty
If you want to donate I'll give all money to the Cats Survival Trust
If you want to buy the original line art and have me turn it in to a one off piece of amazing festive crap that I write all over and jam in the post then even better. Gaz me your financial interest.
Full details tonight (if I'm not dead)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:02, archived)
# These are fantastic!
I love the why you make then shine - Woo & Click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:03, archived)
# it's done with Boiling Piss through a magnifying glass
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:05, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:06, archived)
# That must take quite some time - especially with such little sun at the moment
Wouldn't a kettle be quicker?


I do love these, BTW - even an old black'n'white minty confectionery like me thinks they are crackin'. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:20, archived)
# hmmmm, kettle piss amplification
you may be on to something
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:23, archived)
# They're in session on 6 Music
on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:32, archived)
# hahaha
i'm waiting for the album release.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:06, archived)
# are you making potassium?
boil piss for several hours and then burn the residue -lovely and bright
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Excellent tinsel detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:06, archived)
# These are fricking amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:19, archived)
# At least his knob is warm and glowing!
Love these HT. Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:28, archived)
# These are great :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Bloody marvellous stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Beautiful stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Fucking WOO!
but i can send this to my mother, she hates fairies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Woohoo!
Festive willies!

clicks like a mofoing mofo on Mofomas.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:22, archived)
# super duper
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Superb stuff!!
*Clicks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Look what I found under my right-hand Ctrl key.
I quit smoking a year ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:48, archived)
# ew wow.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:49, archived)
# like wow
i dont want to know what percent jism your space bar is
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:52, archived)
# It's about 60 -70%
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:53, archived)
# any advice on how to get mine a lower pecent???
or quitting smoke?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Can't help you on the former
But the latter's easy. Chew gum for a few days.
The craving subsides after 72 hours, after that
just drink more.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:15, archived)
# -_- thank you much, i will not disappoint
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:20, archived)
# you need to up your keyboard hygiene game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:51, archived)
# and get a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Waccy Baccy Backslash.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:53, archived)
# keep rollin'
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:58, archived)
# :-O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Crumbs...
Reminds me of the tragic F1 acident a few years ago...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:05, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:29, archived)
# Tobacco smuggling is illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:07, archived)
# Your mum is illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:17, archived)
# skin that shit up
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:49, archived)
# smoking around computers is not good for them.
and you were a messy bastard smoker.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Always a problem with the previous generation Apple keyboards
the clear plastic case showed off all the crap you spilled on the keyboard over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:36, archived)
# So was I right?
Was it the gunk in you control key causing you your layer problems?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Woahdensday
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:45, archived)
# Come, here...
It's time for your slap!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Please Sir...
Can I have another?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:31, archived)
# 
 
     groan
    /
   .
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:07, archived)
# Aw...
he looks so lonely without comma.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:32, archived)
# *drum roll*
We may have to shoe you away for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)
# 1 1/2 hours since the last post.. MORNING B3TA - WAKEY WAKEY !!!
'Eduard Khil's Haircut' started the ball rolling with this couple of freaks celebrities; Chasey Lain and Mark "Drake" Rolston.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:26, archived)
# Boiling piss??
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:27, archived)
# ahhhhhhh, THAT'S the filter he uses
it all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:28, archived)
# scalding piss
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:28, archived)
# piss too hot to handle
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:31, archived)
# This was followed but a couple of lovely ladies...
starting with a request by RedHouse for Emily Browning and I have added Lulu.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:29, archived)
# Dog turds roasting on an open fire
Jack frost stripping off your clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:30, archived)
# I really don't think this new style is working...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Jizz art?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:33, archived)
# Thank you, I am so glad you enjoy these enough to take the time to comment on each set.

* I love you man
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:36, archived)
# Not upset.
We're eating sushi. Want to join?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:37, archived)
# No thanks, I'm driving...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Ooooh Drake and Baby Doll
good picks today. Could have used a nicer pic for browning though!

How old is Emily Browning anyway? I was somewhat disturbed / aroused seeing her super sexed up in Sucker punch after seeing her as a kid in lemony snickets a few years earlier
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:24, archived)
# Sucker Punch was wierd...
So little clothing on these young, lithe ladies, and yet nothing felt sexy about the film at any point.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:15, archived)
# b. 1988
so she was about 15 when making Lemony Snicket
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Can I request for tomorrow
Kim Basinger, Jim Morrison and ME?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Happy Birthday for tomorrow Joe
Cheers WB. Can I chuck in Belinda Balaski and Io Bottoms for tomorrow if you have time?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Teri Hatcher and Sam Kinison
Such a lovely couple
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Send me a photo and I will do you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can.

splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Yes, she is
www.b3ta.com/board/10624523
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# deviantART b3ta group founder declined to me.

I forbid Modification of the image, and forbid upload to other sites.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 5:49, archived)
# So you come running to us to cry about something that happened on another forum?

This particular forum is not about you, and it is not your blog.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 5:57, archived)
# I'll continue to this post until this is resolved.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:00, archived)
# we'll help don't worry.
who did this to you????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:00, archived)
# dA b3ta group founder.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:03, archived)
# Rob???? oh we'll fuck his shit!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:09, archived)
# Rob is not dA people.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:11, archived)
# Perhaps someone has refused me in this.
b3tards.deviantart.com/aboutus/

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:14, archived)
# i didn't know b3ta people used devianbart
what
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:23, archived)
# Some of b3ta makes use of dA.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:31, archived)
# but thats what socially awkward teenagers use to share furry art!!!
what in the fat fuck???
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:34, archived)
# most b3ta users joined so they could see your massive flounces on there though
damn, wrong reply
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:37, archived)
# There more than at least several.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:38, archived)
# This post has real poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:33, archived)
# I wasn't anything!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:05, archived)
# Well, you're right about that of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:07, archived)
# Thanks!
*hand shake*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:08, archived)
# ahah ahhahhaahahah one !
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:17, archived)
# Okay, I rarely say this but: fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:07, archived)
# YOU MADE MEDIOCRE DO A SWEAR AND FOR THIS I NEVER FORGIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:08, archived)
# SHIT'S GOIN' DOOOOOOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Will you avoid the annoying problem like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:02, archived)
# Yes, yes I will
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10625732
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:44, archived)
# Black people on youtube ?!!?!??!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:00, archived)
# YouTube has not relation.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:09, archived)
# I can't see that image.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:10, archived)
# fatfuck.jpeg has been banned by the japanese government????????
DAMN YOU, TIBET!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:33, archived)
# XD
Isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:46, archived)
# Why is showing pubic hair in pornography illegal in Japan??
:-\
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:04, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:09, archived)
# I NEED TO KNOW
WHY IS PUBIC HAIR CENSORED IN JAPANESE PORNOGRAPHY???
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:14, archived)
# Shit, I have to leave for work now and I'm dying to see the development of this thread
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:11, archived)
# may i suggest bookmarking it
i'll think i may do regular screengrabs too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:18, archived)
# Me too. I miss all the good stuff.
well not work. But sleep. 20 miles on the bike trails today.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:19, archived)
# Too soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:09, archived)
# I can see your post image!
I was use safari, I can see your image. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:21, archived)
# why does this not surprise me,
why are you claiming this is racist?
it's clearly not racist, it's common sense
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:16, archived)
#
Why do they accept the people being except me?
It is called discrimination.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:22, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU ARE A CHINK
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:29, archived)
# RASCIST
YOU MAKE NO SENSE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:29, archived)
# chink?
It is no good in a reason
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:33, archived)
# Thanks for always dirty pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:33, archived)
# could we possibly fall in love???
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:43, archived)
# Haha thanks! <3
I ensure that friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:48, archived)
# yay! super happy fun times!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:55, archived)
# I don't look totally indecent. d.d magic!
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:58, archived)
# i saw this guro comic where this dude cuts off this girls head and then fucks that girl's head in the mouth and cum in her mouth and jism comes out of the bottom of her neck-hole where it got cut off. could you draw that?
私はこの男がこの少女の頭を遮断してから、口と兼でその少女の頭をファック彼女の口の中でと生気がそれを切ってしまった彼女の首穴の底から出てくるこの老の漫画を見た。あなたはそれを描くか？
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:00, archived)
# hmm
It does not look like much fun.
A work with the story characteristics is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:04, archived)
# it had a good story. the guy and the girl where brothers and sisters. they then where visited by the devil who told them to fuck the dead.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:05, archived)
# :)
Then may be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:10, archived)
# ^^
Somehow I motivation was heated.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:14, archived)
# JAPANESE FEET
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:24, archived)
# do your feet loook like normal feet or like fucked up bound fish claws
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:26, archived)
# Not so big
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:57, archived)
# would you please post a photo or artistic rendering of said, little feet?????
please????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:08, archived)
# hmm
I don't know how to explain...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:17, archived)
# may i see a photo of your feet
?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:43, archived)
#
私は中国人ではない。
私は中国語を知らない。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:39, archived)
# i can't be arsed to translate this
so if i may, fuck off with your japanese characters.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:44, archived)
#
I am not Chinese people.
I can't use Chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:52, archived)
# so, is the irony of you using japanese characters on an english messageboard completely lost on you?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:59, archived)
# test
A test they can translate it
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:24, archived)
# We're having enough problems translating your English
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:27, archived)
#
请尝试明白我在说什么
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:44, archived)
# no, you're absolutely right, it IS discrimination
but it's not based on your race.
i'll be blunt as to avoid any doubt, it's because they don't like your work or your online persona.
many people find you very annoying and your work very tedious and that's putting it as politely as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:42, archived)
# Piss off you tedious weirdo and take it to dA.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:40, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:41, archived)
# You heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:23, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:48, archived)
# i'm so glad you're here
for some resaon i've some over all polite today :/
could you take the reins?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:47, archived)
# reins?
I heard that I held the control for the first time.　Ｏ＿Ｏ
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:51, archived)
# exactly!
whut?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:01, archived)
# Which one of your personalities told you that?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:20, archived)
# -_-
I don't make sense. *ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:05, archived)
# hee hee hah ha
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:07, archived)
# I 'll add igrore list to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:07, archived)
# It's taking you over 2 minutes to igrore me?
Do you require any assistance?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:09, archived)
# T_T
Heart cold and with tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:16, archived)
# If you'd been told to fuck off cause you're a weird Japanese furry yiffing fucking mental that would be racist.
It's not though, you've been told to fuck off cause you're a weird furry yiffing fucking mental.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:23, archived)
# there is a b3ta on Deviant Art?
why and who set that up?
and as has been asked before, why do you think this is racially motivated?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:23, archived)
# please ask to them
cuz I don't anything to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:56, archived)
# It's not b3ta, its a group of people who decided to start their own group and call it b3tards
It has no direct connection with this forum other than some people there are here as well.
Get over it, they don't want you there.

And no I won't ask them, why the hell would I contact people on another forum to ask if you can join?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:05, archived)
# I just want to know why reason of declined to me .
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:16, archived)
# ask them.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:21, archived)
#
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:34, archived)
# Nice cold ice cold piss
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:35, archived)
# I allow Modification of the image, and allow upload to other sites.
I'm kinda slutty like that
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:50, archived)
# heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
# peeing AND pooping???
now thats just too far...
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Why Shopping Store?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:54, archived)
# I can change that if you object to it
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:00, archived)
# I just want know it.
Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:50, archived)
# super perspective
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:51, archived)
# My Moggy doesn't like you. A bit like me...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzgCRfQ6ivU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:05, archived)
# I just noticed the "your mum" bit hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Onoes! He's lacist!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:24, archived)
# YOU'RE LIKE A HUMAN SEAMHOERS
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Ahahaha
best insult ever
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Do us and yourself a favour : FUCK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)
# no reason. off to bed, night EDIT: actually, the reason is because the goats below
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:56, archived)
#
GOATS SLOW
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 5:23, archived)
# Respect the goats.
Here is a true story- once upon a time I lived next door to someone who had a really huge goat. And one day that goat decided to come into my house. At first I laughed. But then I discovered that goats are tough little fuckers. I couldn't budge him. So he hung out until he decided to leave. Later I felt guilty for not being a better friend while he was there. He probably thought all humans were impatient. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 5:26, archived)
# Oh great, that will grind the board to a halt

I believe I've shopped that particular goat several times, but you'll have to take my word for it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 5:58, archived)
[challenge entry] .gosh it's flickering
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:48, archived)
# a gif image has frames that work
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:51, archived)
# Yes, yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:54, archived)
# [and for the benefit of members with less than seven years service]
www.b3ta.com/board/3758125
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:58, archived)
# Schnurricane! SFN! Oh man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:07, archived)
# THOSE WERE THE DAYS MY FRIEND
 
I think I saw Leningrad posting here the other day, did I not? good times
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:08, archived)
# Yeah
and today I was just thinking of Grey Kid / cunting for agatha, fucking legend.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:10, archived)
# rofl
greykid.wordpress.com/me-him/

(this one I have bookmarked, for dull days)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:14, archived)
# i dunno i'm not really in the mood for this
farm2.static.flickr.com/1198/556628240_5ba35256e1_o.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:15, archived)
# hahaha
i was just a lurkin' back then
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:31, archived)
# That was like the 90's, for the internet.
Because I was really stoned in the 90's. But now I'm all straight and boring.

But I still have my bong...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 5:23, archived)
# and
yourallgay.com
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:27, archived)
# I miss the Duke of Prunes
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:15, archived)
# Oh hell yeah, me too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:18, archived)
# *cries*
and I just had such a happy day.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:34, archived)
# i miss the brickman the most
edit: more importantly, postbear, the fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:25, archived)
#
I enjoyed that.

Also, I suspect that you meant fewer rather than less. The apostrophe Nazi's and all that.
I'll keep it under my hat if you want to do a quick edit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:12, archived)
# that is part of a fram that will made into a file type gif.
 
there will be a test on all of this later
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:12, archived)
# In another 7 years, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:14, archived)
# one can never have too many frams.
unless in a Gif

or a mngmngmngmmng
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:47, archived)
# My monitor needs fixing.. oh wait....,maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:55, archived)
# check your CMYK settings
 
but you may just need a new monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:15, archived)
# GOATS.. IN FIELDS... LA LA LALA LAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:59, archived)
#
www.smh.com.au/environment/animals/deerram-love-story-has-china-aflutter-20111207-1ohqz.html
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:02, archived)
# would the offspring be
a dram or a rear?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:06, archived)
# awwww
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:08, archived)
#
www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/clowns/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:22, archived)
# aaahhhhaaaahaaaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaahaa]aaahaaahaaa[ahhah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:29, archived)
# glad you liked it
I aim to please.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:49, archived)
# I like the funny pictures
I like the goats in a field.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 5:30, archived)
# pooping butt
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 5:30, archived)
# HAHHAHAHHAHAHA
FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:58, archived)
# I recognise that as possibly the Vinales area on Cuba.
Amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:00, archived)
[challenge entry] please fill this out using a black pen only
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:40, archived)
# now that can not possibly be safe, protective clothing really should be worn while revving, inland or otherwise
 
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:44, archived)
# kneepads required
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:56, archived)
# always!
 
BEWARE THE PARSON'S KNEE MY CHILD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:00, archived)
# Just waiting for the NSFW post
it'll probably arrive by dawn. Dawn, that is, wearing nothing, on a Honda, in a field.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:00, archived)
# you have the soul of a poet
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:09, archived)
# I keep it in a box
and stick pins in it occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:10, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:46, archived)
# TED FUCKING TURNER
VS. LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:39, archived)
# an old one of mine
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 5:33, archived)
# sorry for the crosspost
it's a bit slow here.

Oh, and nice scenery!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:49, archived)
# Gentlemen, start your engines
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:54, archived)
# Ladies, start your vibrators
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:24, archived)
# I wouldn't mind revving that if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 6:10, archived)
# Have a Meowy Christmas from my cat :3
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:27, archived)
# awww, squee!
i also read earlier that you have a working laptop again. that's great! Keep the heat-sink blown clean every month or two.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:38, archived)
# WE FISH YOU A FRESHLY CRUSHEDMOUSE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:54, archived)
# Mmm... Rodent Surprise ...
YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 2:58, archived)
# my mum suggested I get Moon a little christmas tree and I was like, no
then I saw this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF7dDM5Yu40

hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Aww...
It's just like a giant scratching pad - with extra shiny bits and things...

My cat has no interest in Christmas trees, although he's keen to get a slice of roast pork.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:49, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 2:53, archived)
# and visions of sugar plums dance in their heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:32, archived)
# That'd be great for the night before Easter
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:53, archived)
# ITS JAMIE PEAS AND BUTTER TIME JAMIE PEAS AND BUTTER TIME NOW WHERE YOU AT WHERE YOU AT WHERE YOU AT NOW THERE YOU GO THERE YOU GO THERE YOU GO
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:30, archived)
# but that just makes me think peanut butter jelly time and I don't even like jelly
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:30, archived)
# try calling it jam
you might like it then.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:32, archived)
# I might like it in the rain.
 
I might like it on a train.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)
# but really I just watch too many Family Guy repeats
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:38, archived)
# ah, i thought it might be a reference to something
i had no idea what though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Get thee some Dr Suess!
Would you could you with a goat,
would you could you on a boat?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:53, archived)
# i have a fair bit of the suess in the house
my son's favourite is the lorax at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:29, archived)
# I liked that when I was small because it had the line "SHUT UP" in it which seemed terribly risque, though the Onceler scared me a little
 
fucking sheltered little cuntnugget
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:56, archived)
# damn now I feel sorry for those poor barbaloots
 
damn
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:57, archived)
# AGGGHHHHHHH FUCKING HELL NO
seuss.wikia.com/wiki/File:Lorax,_Once-Ler_and_Bar-ba-loot.png

could this possibly be worse than the CG Cat in the Hat?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:59, archived)
# in this 21st century gritty reboot, the Onceler buys carbon credits with a small portion of his profits, and everything dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 2:02, archived)
# ..featuring Zac Efron and Taylor Swift for NO DAMN REASON WHAT SO FUCKING EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 2:04, archived)
# I think it's mainly upsetting because the lively, visionary 2D art has been clumsily rendered into the same wooden 3D modeling you see in every damn animation these days
 
1) acquire much loved intellectual property
2) IMAX IMAX IMAX
3) ?
4) PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 2:50, archived)
# I mean, not to pre-judge based on one shitty JPEG still or anything, but it's not looking good
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:31, archived)
# I've seen a preview.
Not rhyme in the whole damned thing, in other words not Dr. Suess but a rip off of his artwork. Again.
Hate hate hate!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:49, archived)
# I'm confused.
 
the thing about the Onceler is you only see his hands, but they're showing him as a human being.
More egregiously, shoe-horning in popular talent (totally unproven as voice actors) as "original" characters. What are the odds it's motion captured animation, just for extra shittiness?

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:56, archived)
# i don't know about the film, we only have the books
it is a bit preachy, but my son likes it. next week it'll probably be daisy head maisy
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 2:15, archived)
# first I heard about the film, sounds like one to avoid
 
are you familiar with Lynley Dodd? My Cat Likes to Hide in Boxes was her first book, but the Hairy Maclary series is probably best known.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 2:32, archived)
# the story's basically about consumption and greed
the moral can be applied to any area of raping, pillaging and comsumption. the fact that they chose a forest to base the story on can come accross as a bit tree hugging, but the message is a good one and the story's fun to read.
my cat likes to hide in boxes sounds very familiar, i may have had that when i was young
i will have to check out some of her other work.
i like Nick Butterworth's books, they're nicely illustrated and fun to read as well. Q pootle 5 is my favourite of his
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 2:40, archived)
# and another local favourite
www.gavinbishop.com/

a very talented artist, and I don't say that lightly
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 2:53, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:11, archived)
# I like the older cartoon version, though yeah: messagey.
My favourite book was On Beyond Zebra for being random and spooky.
the best single page though must be from One Fish Two Fish:
We found this one in the park, in the dark, we will take him home, we will call him Clark. Clark will live at our house, Clark will grow and grow. Will our mother like this? We don't know.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:48, archived)
# this poor boy could not see
because his eyes were made of peas
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:17, archived)
# "They call me Old Man Peas"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Ha-ha! Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:03, archived)
# that is fantastic!
my work here is done.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:30, archived)
# YES!
Classic b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
# I was looking in the archives for something else
and I just heard about Valin, surprising what you miss when you're not here every day

he was one of the good ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:44, archived)
# Agreed.
I discovered this the other day also.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:00, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:46, archived)
# meh, I'll just wait for the podcast
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Speaking of podcast....
I've just found a great site that streams the US discovery channel...

Have to wait up for American Chopper live now! There goes my early night.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:27, archived)
#
i now have a great excuse for a pea roast
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)
# great job, Mugatu
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
# That's micto to you, fucko.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:55, archived)
# do you wax your ginger moustache?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
# With the rendered lard of innocents.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)
# did you optimise the rendered lard?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Shoulda got him a selection box, matey. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Hahaha - stupid Balthazar!
Ahh this must be the quiet thread :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)
# You mean the one not full of Markp0rter comedy accounts? (noticed how he hasn't denied it yet?)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Aren't comedy accounts meant to involve some comedy
rather than just general dickishness?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Maybe it's just a guise for a regular to let out repressed emotions.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:28, archived)
# i like to think they're for a bit of comedy
i'm usually wrong though
(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)
# You think Tim is him as well? O_o
Anyway I be off - goodnight me dears
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Naw, I'd have the good sense to hide my IP address before making a comedy flounce account.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:32, archived)
# but isn't this TOAP?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Yeah, but they won't risk upsetting him because they all want to nonce up his daughter.
'Ning from The LOVELY /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Dec 2011, 2:28, archived)
# You're wasting your time Stuj, they can't even call anyone a cunt or tell them to fuck off properly anymore.
God forbid someone puts some text on a picture instead of shopping the same shit face on another star wars still again.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 2:40, archived)
# testing, testing
cunt!
nope, still working
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:32, archived)
# I notice that you're not denying that you want to nonce up his daughter though.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:49, archived)
# TERRIBLE BULLYING OR OUTDATED FORUM BANTER?
 
YOU DECIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 2:46, archived)
# I'm going with 'Character Building'.
:D
'Ning Quakewog, How's things in Australia's inbred little neighbour these days?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:04, archived)
# well, we had an election, but nobody really noticed
 
piss poor turnout, three more years of the same shit, but hey, RUGBY WORLD CUP! REBUILD CHRISTCHURCH! DON'T I LOOK GOOD IN A SUIT? asset sales and roading and mining and benefit cuts and state sector job losses and industrial reform OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:35, archived)
# John Key is basically a low-rent David Cameron, new money but less posh (though similarly, no soul)
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:38, archived)
# I keep going back to this picture and rocking quietly back and forth
www.marriedtothesea.com/110911/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:20, archived)
# Yeah, but on the bright side you all get to have a go on Spong.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:39, archived)
# one on a scooter tooting a hooter FOLLOWING YONDER STAR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:32, archived)
# anyone seen these?



(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Selfish twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:52, archived)
# lol
b3ta, where you make up your own rules then piss on people's work

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
# "lol" will get you a good beating too.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
# the shit pics aren't the problem,
it's the constantly starting new threads with shit pics without any thought to other people's work being pushed off the board,
as i'm sure you know.
you compound the issue by acting like a massive internet twat
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)
# without any thought
I do apologise. Perhaps the nazis will take note and not do the same.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# I hope some mustardy cock explodes up your cocoa valve
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)
# usually it's the other way round
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Perhaps reading the FAQ is beyond your attention span...
So basically...

If your going to post, make sure it is new and original not a re-post (even re-touched reposts are rude in a new thread).
TOAP - or Text On A Picture.... is extremely lazy and generally frowned upon as some people spend hours on pictures for this place.
The board only handles TEN threads then the others get pushed into the archive, With all your flouncing and general arse-hole-ness this evening you have pretty much alienated most of the board, If you want to contribute FINE but at least read the FAQ or watch the board and get to know the rhythm of it before you loose everyone's interest!
You may turn out to be a valued member of the board, But if you carry on like this I guarantee the Nazis will jump on you and beat you down... Or a mod will loose it and ban you!

now go into the corner and think about what you have done, We may all be a bunch of tasteless cunts but we tend to respect the way the board moves and try not to step on other peoples toes, If your looking at your work and think "maybe this is not good enough" then post it as a reply to someone else's work, It doesn't have to be relevant but it is polite!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
# I think he's aware of all that, he's just having a merry time being a troll
and by "he", I mean Mark P0rter's fake account.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)
# hang on...
mark p0rter's comedy account? what?
have i missed a flouncing?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Ahhhhh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# oh, i read the posts where crand was acting like a child
i was wondering if mark p0rter had flounced earlier which was the cause of all this nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:37, archived)
# i can do it all again
just wait til another board nazi pisses on something i'm making as a contribution, i might make the effort. today I've made a special one. sorry you missed it
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Contribution generally means your making a contribution....
Not just being an attention seeking hack.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# i was
you weren't there. talk about jumping on the bandwagon - reminds me of another unwritten rule
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)
# YOU WERE NOT THERE!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxqR5NPhtLI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:22, archived)
# no, your little outburst wasn't a flounce
it was a display of behaviour i would expect from a 7 year old
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)
# why thankyou
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:30, archived)
# all part of the service ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# you're wasting your time
she's too stupid or ignorant to care
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)
# i was here long before you
I was here long before a lot of the nazis arrived and I've done some very creative stuff that takes a long time in the past.

If it's about time spent to make a pic then get out your paint brushes instead and take a photo of it. Oh but then the nazis will tell you it's not photoshopped and doesn't belong here.

It is never appropriate to piss on someone's work even if it's quick and dirty. If you have a problem that it's TOAP what's the thing to do then - post a much larger image with TOAP written on top of a photo?

Oh wait I get the irony. It's still very poor to piss on people's stuff.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)
# i think i've addressed your concerns above
are you going to ignore it so you can continue to flounce and act like a twat?
edit - i see you have responded. your response makes no sense, but you did at least read it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# You might have been here a lot longer than me...
But I took the time to read the FAQ and respect the way the board works. I have been reading the board since 2004.

Your just an arse hole craning for attention, I tried to be nice but your obviously just a cunt!

There has been no Nazi-ism just you being a cunt and it being pointed out, Congratulations, You're the first person I have had to put on ignore, Not even the spam bots have made me do that! Fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)
# poor sod got upset
loads of swears. much big and cleverness
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)
# if something isnt very good then people should be able to point that out.
otherwise this turns into a pointless back slapping exercise
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)
# no!
i don't need a everyone to tell me my pics are crap, i do agree with the backslapping bollocks though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)
# I disagree
Getting no comments lets people know that a picture has probably not really worked without being flamed on top of it.

I always hate "vote down" buttons on sites as they can discourage people from joining in.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)
# *votes down*
/obligatory obvious gag
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:50, archived)
# What's wrong with a bit of discouragement?
If it means that people give a bit more thought to what they're posting then I'm all for it.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:05, archived)
# also, as everyone knows
the amount of time spent on a pic is usually disproportionate to how well it's received.
most of the stuff that i've done and people have liked has been thrown together in minutes, the stuff i spend ages on usually bombs.
so it's not about how long you spend on the pic.

the point is, you've been here long enough to see how /board works and what annoys people, yet you chose to act in a way as to upset as many people as possible. a mod deleted your posts too, which i've never seen before. this must tell you something.
perhaps b3ta, as it nowadays, is no longer the place for you.
i'm just saying
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:46, archived)
# That made me laugh and clench at the same time....
Better than shitting myself laughing....
again.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:55, archived)
# It's not a fucking pulled tendon...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)
# don't be taken in by his swoony arsepiss
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Jesus and his rubber twat bomb!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)
# not ALL arseholes in my experience.
Dirty and Antisocial perhaps
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Oh get tae fuck you pandering attention seeking shite-hawk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)
# not attention seeking at all
just that this board is ruined by nazis who just piss on people's stuff because ooh it doesn't suit their own rules.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# That's no excuse to repost something that was deleted by a mod.
Whilst you MIGHT be trying to make a point (whatever that is), it just makes you look rather silly in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)
# oh a mod deleted it?
I thought it was a flounce deletion! Didn't even realise I'd done it. Now I'm confused
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# tedious little twat
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)
# yes the board nazis are
same again tomorrow then
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Hi Mark!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# lcome to sbury's Fulham?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
# I'm SBURYing on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)
# He didn't give us a link to de-SBURY
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Clearly
www.b3ta.com/board/10625215
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Where's that Dead Stuart when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)
# I genuinely don't see any of them giving to much of a fuck these days
Perhaps that Newsletter of theirs generates a lot of money, or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:32, archived)
# I forgot...
it's CUNT Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
# you've arrived just in time then
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)
# ahh-hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
#
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:51, archived)
# I totally forgot what I was doing before I saw this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:54, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 4:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
# would, have
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA! Holy shit!
Everything about this, perfect :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
# I'm glad someone appreciates ART!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)
# YES I SAY YES AGAIN I SAID YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# it's the dog that makes this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:51, archived)
# I didn't think this needed shopping personally......
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:59, archived)
# him->ham
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 3:08, archived)
# I apologise to anyone affected by the issues in this post
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:52, archived)
# I was about to call TOAP until I noticed he's dressed like sailor moon
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Yep
and "Japanese school girl" was a rather disturbing GIS even on moderate safesearch!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:57, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:00, archived)
# better than the wheelchair
amputees usually get
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:27, archived)
# L-Mao.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Here's a thought
Why didn't the originators of lolcats think to call them roflmeows?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:33, archived)
# because they are cunts
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Here's another thought.
Why call them LOLcats when a vast majority aren't funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] When I first saw LOL I thought it meant Lots Of Love
and for a short while I felt all special. Then I felt sad when I realised the other person was laughing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10248012
(herman:D, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:05, archived)
# haha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I bloody love Christmas dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:49, archived)
# mmm sprouts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:52, archived)
# I still can't decide whether I like sprouts or not!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:56, archived)
# CRUOTMS !!!!
thats a triple word score!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:52, archived)
# SCROTUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:52, archived)
# hahaha i knew it would say something
but was to lazy to figure it out :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:58, archived)
# WHERE ARE THE PIGS IN BLANKETS?
*NOOOOOOOOOO*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:55, archived)
# They're for all year round
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:58, archived)
# they're definitely the best part of a turkey
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:59, archived)
# They're a culinary masterpiece
Pig meat, wrapped in different-tasting but complementary pig meat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_fried_bacon

or

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_explosion
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:06, archived)
# I like the woven bacon bass
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:20, archived)
# fried in pig fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:06, archived)
# I cannot wait for Christmas dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:00, archived)
# or as I call it:
annual fattening day
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I am preparing the elasticated waists
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:06, archived)
# nice one
zzzz's FTW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:08, archived)
# BeatieZZZzzzs®
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:11, archived)
# WOO!
most splendid.

i shall avoid touching the ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:09, archived)
# *touches Thor with the ham*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:11, archived)
# just touching cloth
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Most wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:15, archived)
# *pulls cracker*
*rips paper crown trying to fit over head*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:19, archived)
# This is nice
I just got back from a bike ride, and the robins were everywhere. Crazy Robins!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:42, archived)

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