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(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Rabbit...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:43, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Happy easter.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:49, archived)
# THE FUCK UNCHAINED
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:52, archived)
# "TAKE ME TO... ANYWHERE BUT HERE, SERIOUSLY, JESUS!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:01, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:04, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:08, archived)
#
(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:55, archived)
# This made me instantly see Rob Scheider standing up in shock
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Because he sits next to her when she's surfing the net?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:15, archived)
# that would certainly make me stand up in shock
he's been dead a few years!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# they gave him some pizza
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)
# thats so funneh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Marine Lovers Pizza
Edit: HAHAHA - I'm still laughing at this.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:07, archived)
# the pizza is going into his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)
# he is going to eat the pizza
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:12, archived)
# so it's come to this ...
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:12, archived)
# you have replied to my earlier post
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:14, archived)
# I'm an innocent bystander noticing the conversation. *
*whose center of gravity is approximately 1.5 meters from the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:36, archived)
# I noticed you noticing the conversation
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Maybe Jaws delivers pizza to people living on remote islands.
The pizza could be regurgitated on any selected port or beach for people to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Think he's got a snappy delivery?
this joke died as I typed it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:09, archived)
# pizza, mother fucker!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:19, archived)
# I've never tried that,
I do like Pizza Florentine, however.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Contains nuts
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:25, archived)
# They're gonna need a bigger pizza
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:54, archived)
# Not sure I want to buy this:


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(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:11, archived)
# you'll never get the stains out
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)
# You have the voice of experience..?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:57, archived)
# yes
but I'm a little hoarse
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:06, archived)
# I'm sure Jeremy will be happy to translate.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:11, archived)
# What does this mean?
PS: Regarding your profile text, you don't get a candle day, I'm afraid. No icon, no candles.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
#
special cuddle = magic hug = happy fun-fun time = rolling in the hay = sowing oats = horizontal tango = the great pink pogo = monkey-monkey
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I was talking about the wider implications
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# hmmm
blanket-fuelled unchecked population growth?

(or unchecked blanket-fuelled population growth, if you feel that whether the blanket has checks or not is important)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:39, archived)
# I was hoping it's not the manager's own blanket :(
And thanks DMC, I didn't know that about icons. Time to get my wallet out methinks.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Ah just put it in the wash. £4.99's cheap for a good blanket these days
And you're welcome. When you do donate, remind Rob to give me my 15% commission.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] It's effecting local business!

...they already take a load of shit!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Very clever,
and it only took me 30 minutes to get it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Haha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:07, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 2:49, archived)
# Our local septic tank service has on their tankers...
'No stools are left in this vehicle overnight'.

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 7:07, archived)
# One firm in our area has the motto
"Everything you do is driven by us".
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Nuts ;)
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Needs more tits
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:19, archived)
# That would make it a.....wait for it
Hermanprhodite
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Where did I put that frying pan?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Gah! He's winking at me with his one eye - both of them!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# eye don't know, man
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# It's the All Seeing Squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Makes you want to spit!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Hahah:D
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# haha
/old
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# I still remember the episode where she tore her own face off.
Fucking terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Was there a lizard or Hitler underneath?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:06, archived)
# I think she was a robot?
I can't find it on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Not that one, but still a bit creepy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhdHO5_HSQQ
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Hahaha
that's pretty nasty too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Why has this clip not been released to the public before?
This is just the irrefutable proof David Icke needs
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Hahaha, fucking mint, that is.
How I wish I'd grown up with Spitting Image.

EDIT: I'm sure someone will argue against this, with "it was a load of shit", and you're probably right. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)
# not at all
it was original & awesome...best satire around...not much has come close since
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I'm sure a lot of it is outdated now, with it being in the 80s
but judging by the clips I've seen of it, I should track it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
# it was really good
but by the end it had lost it's magic and it faded away into history
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:01, archived)
# It was a load of...
Actually, at it's best, it was very good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I used to get all my news from Spitting Image and Private Eye
Spitting Image was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ5AFxzY-nM&feature=related
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# I don't remember that one
But my favourite is the "tomorrow belongs to me" Nazi/Tory anthem which ran through the closing titles.
I can remember watching it with my gob firmly smacked, it was ground-breaking stuff at the time.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReIAna459sg
enjoy
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:07, archived)
# latex ladies, you say?
fuckyeahlatex.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:19, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Oh my wordikin!
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
# *drops monocle*
27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxhaxmtGKu1qjj1ako1_400.jpg
and
28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxqpgtjTDq1r2qwqco1_400.jpg

Yeah, I have slightly weird taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Gas mask in the bog seems perfectly reasonable to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:39, archived)
# A germophobic, maybe?
Better make a start on boiling everything in my room.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
# starting with YOUR PISS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:43, archived)
# URINE HEATED TO A VERY HIGH TEMPERATURE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# YOUR PISS WILL SIZZLE
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Gah - not the gas mask one
Gas masks, hoods and other face coverings seem to crop up in latex stuff every now and again, and i dont likes em. Just give me a nice shiny catsuit or something and im happy :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
# I'm not too keen on any other kind of face covering, like those weird lucha libre-like masks.
The only kind of face covering I'd accept is gas masks... or no covering at all, of course. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Glad it's not just me who doesn't like face coverings
A domino or masquerade style mask can be a nice add-on, but hoods and full masks do nothing for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 7:26, archived)
# hahaha! that's the spit!


ps don't have the skillz to transform that logo the way I see it either..

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)
# I can't see the ^Would for the trees.
trees paper
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:40, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10660939
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10660940
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:51, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Boiling Piss, right in the eye! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:00, archived)
# boiling piss?
urine trouble
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:02, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10660921
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:06, archived)
# wtf is 'boiling piss' all about?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)
# I'm not 100% certain myself it seems to be a Gay Shift thing
and has evolved into a sort of expression of despair whenever a troll appears.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:19, archived)
# I blame Mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)
# We all blame Mofaha - we all do!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# It's the safe thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Ahahaha
I'm just imagining going into a Victorian ironmonger's and asking for a new Vesticle of Nemoy.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:24, archived)
# You'd probably get it from the pharmacists
and ask for a few hundred grams of opium and cocaine to cover up your embarassment...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:02, archived)
# lol at your choice of 'sprunt'
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sprunt for anyone unaware of Carlin's coinage
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 5:22, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10660927
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Ah, thanks:
I thought that might be it, but I wondered if there was anythong more to it than that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:28, archived)
# It was originally a response to the spammer that's on here most nights.
Now it's kind of spread, as boiling piss will tend to do.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# I thought it was the main ingredient of Vag Cream
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I see. It all makes perfect sense now, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Aka The Iron Bastard


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(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Working title was "The Mine Closer: Fuck You, North"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
# There's a Robot Boxer version of the film "Steal Steel!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# I was kinda disappointed that 'Iron Lady' wasn't a spinoff of 'Iron Man'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Just one question
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)
# just one question
did they use a picture of the wrong dictator?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)
# hahahah
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:58, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Is that Glenn Far-Away
and Glenn Close at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# nice
you can has click
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)
# 8 years and two messages..
that is top lurking
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10660911
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# never compromise
and always have Parliament growing out of your head.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Thats no moon!
:o
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Thatcher? Vader? Same thing really.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# And
We have a winner!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)
# *takes lap around room, collecting high-fives on the way*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)
# oooooo!!
now that's more like it :)

(it's that eternal lack of original thought problem again hehe)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10660911
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:28, archived)
# This is...
...what's the word?

Excellent, that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:40, archived)
# WOO!!!
and *click* fantastic stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# oh yes!
this is very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:44, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Something I made for no apparent reason :S
(i_satan, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)
# A reply I posted,
with no meaningful content.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)
# A reply for no apparent reason :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10660904
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)
# a vague indication of approval,
followed by a witty remark tangentially related to the content of the post. Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] ile just pop this in here


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(grotpig, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:14, archived)
# memetastic!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)
# I found Waldo!
(Well gosh nope, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Wow!
That must have taken a while...
* clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10660576
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Keep going, the pay off is totally worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# taken a month
on and off when i had a spare min
(grotpig, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Wowza!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)
# well done, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:00, archived)
# should read b3talies
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:04, archived)
# My admiration...
knows no bounds.
[click]
(minimalist ..., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Where's Vimod?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:17, archived)
# FP 4 sure
rather spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
# It was ten years ago today
That Ginger Fuhrer told the b3tards to play.

*excellent*
(gijoel, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# He seems to be enjoying the film...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# he's at it
again!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# order order
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# I'll take some amyl nitrate, chili lube and a copy of 'thatcher spread eagle'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)
# *reads last three words*
*orders mind bleach*
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
# hahaha!
proper lolz
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Classic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)
# I know the speaker said come to order, but really!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)
# haha!
it's so exciting he's edging closer to the TV.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Trickle down entertainment
Something has happened. I've gone from Butthole Surfers to mostly listening to schmaltz
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
#
!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Alas!
There's some denial going on there. Why doesn't he use a regular toilet like the rest of us!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Because he's the king of the forest
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:15, archived)
# I saw the Butthole Surfers 3 or 4 years ago.....
It was one of those YEAR FUCK ME WOW YES!! ` experiences, absolutely awesome gig...

Ow, and if you see your mother, tell her SATAN SATAN SATAN....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Was the naked lady dancing on stage?
Ray Bolger.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:21, archived)
# No, not even a sausage...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# :)
I think James Brown was my favorite. I don't recall more than a flash of light in a blitzed haze, though. Dancing and plastered in a small night club.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# That was my mates recolection of seeing them in the 80's
We were both straight and sobre this time, but what a great night:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Is he shaking up his bottle of HP sauce that the coalition forced Heinze the ruin by ruducing the salt in it!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Very quiet..

Excuse my indulgence.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:02, archived)
# aw...that's a gutsy penguin.
and everyone talks about that guy in Tiananmen Square like it was such a big deal.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Wider
I still don't have to scroll to see the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Sorry.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Thanks heavens you're here!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Some form of collaboration with Clay in the offing?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Yes,
we get along SO well. But he is better at this sort of thing than me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)
# That's rather superb
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)
# I think I'm getting there Jah
Lot to learn yet though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Yeeeahh! This will cut short any ideas they have about evolving into flying birds
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Ha ha,
That bloody penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Love the plane... super shiny :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I don't
think it is very accurate, but if/when I finish it I think I'll get away with it. It is a VERY big picture.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Fuck accurate!
Who needs that when you can produce such stylised shinyness ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Nicely
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:56, archived)
# top work
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:58, archived)
# very nice work
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Well the bored appears a bit sloe
So here's my parody of political satire.

(CaptainMaak, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:54, archived)
# I am confused
I thought the sweaty sock more normally refers to the good people of Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:03, archived)
# with out wanting to sound like a troll
but you mention good people and scotland in the same sentance/
did any one ever teach you history ?
what have the scots ever done for us ?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:58, archived)
# One of them invented the telly
'nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
# also tarmac
and the macintosh raincoat
and a steam engine that wasn't a useless piece of shit
and penicillin
and battery acid
and so on and so on
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)
# and the concept of battering and frying confectionery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# and the concept of frying pizzas
although to be fair that was a turkish-run place, so maybe that was turkish-scottish
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# either way, it's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)
# fried pizza is surprisingly lovely
although that juiciness loses its appeal at about the third bite when you realise you're basically eating fat suspended in fatty bread
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:30, archived)
# that's the point.
i don't eat fried food these days, so even the smell of a recently-used chip pan is enough to make me feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# i don't think i'll eat another fried pizza in my life, certainly
i only made it through part of a slice of that one
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Just sticking to literature, they gave us:
Sherlock Holmes, Treasure Island, Peter Pan, Trainspotting, The Thirty Nine Steps, The Wind in the Willows and Where Eagles Dare, for starters.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# ok so apart from
telly
raincoats
tarmac
fried pizza
and caramel waffer bisquits
and a steam engine that wasn't a useless piece of shit
and penicillin
and battery acid
i mean come what have the scots ever done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:03, archived)
# rab c nesbitt
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Ian MacNaughton,
director and producer of Monty Python's Flying Circus, was also Scottish
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Iain Banks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Of course!
add The Wasp Factory or The Crow Road to that list.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Agreed.
Banks is a genius.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# ok ok shut up and just tell me
apart from all the other stuff what have they ever done for us ?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)
# irn bru
and barr's soda cream, and haggis suppers and black pudding suppers and fish suppers and sausage suppers and heart attacks at 40
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# boiling piss?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:13, archived)
# In America
the streets are paved with boiling piss
(CaptainMaak, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)
# ah haaa
so the whole 'follow the yellow brick road' thing was about finding one's way to the land of freedom and promise, only to find one's worn out socks soaked in boiled piss

EDIT: and then we wake up only to find that we are still living on the old tornado-ravaged farm. So, 'The Wizard of Oz' was all about boiling piss...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:24, archived)
# It doesn't matter whether you're as tall as the emerald city guardians
or as short as a munchkin.

You can still piss on people's feet.
(CaptainMaak, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:31, archived)
# that's really deep, maaan...
*takes another toke*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)
# wet flag lightning angers sweater man
I love that show
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)
# They take the piss out of the flag; the piss fills up half the world
Meanwhile, a trendy republican is irked by the damage done to his Hallowe'en decoration, which he thinks of as a real person.

Amiright?
Edit: Oops! Thanks Enc, you're right, he would be a democrat.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# I think you nailed it!
except he's an irked trendy democrat... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
# gopissonthis.com
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I had to do a double-take on the URL after reading the article too, HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# i find it amusing how the dead bodies are on display, but the soldiers' penises have a 'GRAPHIC CONTENT' overlay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I'm quite happy to explain to my son
what a pissy arab is

but i don't want him to see lots of willies and become a woofter.
(CaptainMaak, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:48, archived)
# aww now....
there's nothing more manly than chomping on a little soldier
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I was just thinking something along those lines.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)
# ...and of all people, I know you would know that there is nothing more appealing than hot piss
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)
# there are some pics out there without that..


..imagine my surprise to find that they all have tiny weiners :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# but they make up for it with cubic capacity
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Ur so eDgey!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)
# RPS!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# very nice!
there's a bird of paradise flower in a vase next to me as I type this. :)
*hunts for googly eyes*

edit: oh, and compo it - paradise, parodies. close enough, right?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# You should always have some on stand-by.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# ooh, uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# i hope nobody thinks i am trolling here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# mod trolls own site
internet implodes.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# It's ok, I'm only allowed to delete comments and even then I usually like to leave them alone
If I was allowed to edit spam links then everything would be dandy but until then we all need to ask each other if some guy's sister's dress is too sexy.

I am not deleting them because they're funnier than most of you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Like I said before, stop asking questions about my ethnicity
You're not allowed to do that Pedro/Benny Hinn
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
#
[this comment has been removed by the former Soviet Union]
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
#
[this comment was removed by my grandson, who should not see such things]
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Hey I'm happy to give out some free financial advice if anyone has any specific questions
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# should I buy high or sell low?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# no you shouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)
# I used to have my own show where I yelled at people about finance I hope you will recommend me after the good advice I just gave you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# A++ WOULD USE AGAIN ALTHOUGH ONLY ONCE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# How do I get more money?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# just sit back and watch your money make more money
also work hard
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# also hey i got some sweet deals going on if you want to move to australia it will be like gta6
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Sounds like a plan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
#
[this comment was removed by an osteopath]
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# your hip is ROTTING
stop putting off the surgery it is disgusting and your insides are a filthexplosion waiting to happen
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
#
*}FILTHASPLODES{*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# this is financial not medical advice if you are in america then move or it's your own problem
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# junior mod award unlocked!
delete 5,000 more comments to gain extra mod privileges.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Being able to post that captain freedom gif is something of a rite of passage
Check if you're allowed to do it 7 or 8 times to see if you have the same mod privileges as me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# here goes...


dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# daaaaayum...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Certainly, but I love you for it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I am pushing this up the board
totally orchestrated this on facebook and shit















(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# I just modded the fuck out of this post
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# :D
I like This:)
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Cheers herman
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Heh, that's cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Hahahaha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)
# I too have a googly eye fetish
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=186795664753139&id=141220149310691#!/media/set/?set=a.10150113063414789.320699.681164788&type=3

Sorry bout the fb link
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:34, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha!
fucking hell, herman, you've surpassed yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Let's do this
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# all day ray romano dreams of sexy matlock
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I made it happen and then got abandoned
I guess I know who my real friends are

Wobbly bloke and prodigy69 are my only friends on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# 4:7
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)
# :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# christ!
it's the tonight shower
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Hahaha wtf!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Less sentiment than the original
(MistahG, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Get the Savlon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I think I'll change my name now
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Oh noes!
how's he going to win the grand national now?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# bindun :)
yer gotta be quicker!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10659406
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# OOPS, shoulda checked.
(MistahG, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# shatton?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# when you put your hand
in a pile of poo that a moment before was your country's flag, you'll know what to do!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# I sense a General Patton
emerging here...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# George C. Scat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Something quick and silly for a Sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# I have a friend that consistently confuses eddie grant with miles davis
we gonna rock down to ELECTRICK AVENOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# That's a pretty impressive mix-up
Last I heard of Eddie Grant he was trying to sue Gorillaz in the now classic litigation format 'your song sounds a bit like my old song'...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I hope he wins
just for shits and giggles
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# arg!
"Have you heard? That actress who was in 'Walk the Line' has been arrested for stabbing someone. You know, she was in 'Election', too. Reese... Reese..."
"Witherspoon?"
"No, she used a knife."
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Hehe
Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# boxy pointy lady for a thing I'm doing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# If you want to live in tall buildings the least you could do is microwave your dvds
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# and then throw them at children below?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# no
that sounds horrible, what kind of person would do that
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# well I only did it the once
although there was that time in the summer too. oh and all last week
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I bet you lost horses on this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# throw horses at children from a tall building?
what kind of a monster do you take me for?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# hort fonster brunt despicable haviour
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Maybe they've got it coming
Round our way
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# I missed the news that they'd caught them
seeing as they can't be prosecuted maybe they can just be strung up from that bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# I phoned Ladbrokes recently asking for odds on Ricky Gervais getting a slap at this year's Golden Globes.
They said they wouldn't allow it as it's a "negative bet"; depending on your point of view, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Hey I was thinking about making a book about all my posts on b3ta where I review them all critically
would you buy this y/n
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# and yes I would critically review every time I have told wobbly bloke to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Some have been better than others after all
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# will it come with photographs of you reading the posts?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Only the important ones
with ham fists and white knuckles
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# purchase this y/n
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Kinda looks like Kiera Knightley created herself an XBox avatar.
I like it though.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# way too much weight and hips for Knightley
but the head to body ratio is about right :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Additionally
the face has insufficient gnops for it to be Knightley.

Last time I checked, her face:head ratio was about 10:90 and increasing.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# nice
how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10660576
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# that's deep, man
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
#
smell balance
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# furnt ellonmuntranztitan mun hurb brurnt
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Nicely done, sir toast
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I am satisfied by the way her breats move
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Filth!
Ive not animated a woman's jubblies since the early days when i was learning Max and discovered the flex modifier!

Is this for a paid job, or are you toiling away for free again?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# ooh don't use Flex for breats, terribly unnatural results
You want a nice spring controller on a bone system

Toiling away for a negative income job again. such is life.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# me too :D
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# perfect girl
good looking, great figure - and she doesn't need shoes
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# this is how aids got spread after she fucked a monkey with her dead footstumps
well done britannia
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# The idea of having to do this, hurts my legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# :D

Same!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# they should have a race!
my money's on the below-knee amputee lady.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# I bet you died of friendship disease
do you feel like a vegetable with no way of special preparation?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# somone's nicked his wheels
(and legs)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# She said she was a looker, Moguragunsou lied to me
She said there would be hookers, Moguragunsou lied to me

these women today they bitch and complain they bitch and complain uhh huhhh, uhh huhh.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Nah D:
I did not lie anything to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=itEBhSwwc38
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJNkH-pDd8
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# We cannot talk again until you apologise for that
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Wait. What I said to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# you posted a link to the Black Eyed Peas
which is slightly more offensive than calling someone a nazi racist mong with no taste in music.
Never, ever mention the Black Eyed Peas.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# ?
Black Eyed Peas is nazi racist?
I dunno. ):
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Worse.
They are the Black Eyed Peas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# They are terrible humans who deserve nothing more than to be ignored
I hope your music tastes aren't so full of hatred
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# D:
Heh?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# I don't want to judge you but please don't spread hatred like they do
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# What were they?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# they were hate
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Where she's going, she doesnt need shoes
(or eyes)

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# pfft!
may need a Latin dictionary tho
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Foot binding is barbaric and disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Foi gras is delicious
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# "Lady"?
Yeah right... look at the size of "her" hands!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# very good...
she'll be even better when you give her a nose. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# is she married to fat handed t**t? :)
(swank, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
and yes, the chap in the video with her has even bigger hands
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# That's very, very good
Mmm, big, soft, warm hands... I could use them for... er... weeding the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Nice. I made a boxy thing too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha
That's good that... more kitchen objects should be anthropomorphised.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# finally someone posts something with normally proportioned hands and head
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# thought you might like her :D
although her feet are clearly a monstrosity to you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# your determined campaign
is starting to pay dividends, Pedro. The wilderness years are over.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# soon, my friend ...soon
My race of homunculi will take over the world
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I for one welcome our new
amusingly re-proportioned overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# A repost opportunity if anything is!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Love at first slight
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10660576
(herman:D, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# If you insist
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:01, archived)
# that's what I'm talking about!
Hey Pedro - look at this:

www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-you-will-never-see-in-real-life

Does number 30 look familiar to you? I reckon it could be yours. Emvee posted this link earlier but I think you missed it...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# yes, that is my post-processing work :)
Thanks for the link
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# thought so!
the price of internet fame is eternal vigilance... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I should have picked a more worthy cause :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Looking great
She has hands like one of pedrohin's creations.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:16, archived)

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