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Looks like he had previous after all...
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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig , ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:54,
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I used to be the king, until I took an arrow in my AARAG GARGR arg ar argARGARG
*spurt spurt spurt spurt* *collapse* *leak*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:01,
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*leek*
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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*potatoes*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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"ARGARG"
Wasnt that a character in lord of the rings?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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In the less popular alternate universe version, "Ring of the Lords"
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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Those damn House of Lords and their sexual practices.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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Order
's
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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ha!
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:16,
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otherwise those years of eton would go to waste
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:16,
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That's what his relatives up north called him
but to everyone else he was just Garg
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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There was a character in Hitch-Hikers with a very similar name :)
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:05,
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It's all fun and games before someone makes a Skyrim joke.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:34,
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Have YOU been hit in the eye by an arrow?
Then maybe YOU are due compensation, Call Maims-Direct 0n 0899 1066 1066
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:11,
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Ah but he's got even more of a claim
Since it seems that after being hit in the eye he was cut down by a trio of Normans who cut off his "thigh" and took it away with them. Have YOU been hit in the eye by an arrow? Did someone then cut off YOUR John Thomas? Then maybe YOU are due compensation!
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boris the spider ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:29,
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:48,
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Pffffft
Lovely work there
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:49,
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Youre scaring me...!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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hahaha
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:51,
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NOW KISS
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:52,
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If you have a can of shaving gel, check the bottom and there should be a rubber button on it.
Don't do what I did and pick at it with your fingernail. Hilarity ensued.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:54,
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I want to try this now
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:58,
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Please do but make sure you video it
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:00,
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So we *should* pick at it?
Or not pick at it? I'm confused.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:00,
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Pick at it then decide if it was the correct decision
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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i know that look
that's the Look of Mischievous Discovery. hmm, time to go.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:59,
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It's the sign of two weetabix getting over excited
I'm wondering if he's actually going to shave his eyebrows?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:16,
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makes sense now
i was wondering what he was going to shave, his face is silky smooth already.
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:23,
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使用例 Look like Melon bread.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:59,
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hahahaha, and again...
Unless I have double misunderstanding :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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XD OK then.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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Poking it will just make it worse.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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Maria: My eyes are basically red.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:22,
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;D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:59,
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Hahaha!
Splendid. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:00,
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Blimey, he's a bit casual
He must have a bumhole like a welly top
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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hahahahahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:20,
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HAHAAHAAH
...bumholes...
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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OMG A MOD IS EDITING OTHER PEOPLES' PICTURES
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Richard Shitheels ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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^this^
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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*fingerbums*
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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sung to theme
of fingermouse
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:26,
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hahahaha
I love the Toast-sized fingers in the last frame.
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:07,
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these are spare eyebrows
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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Yes, this.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:30,
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It's things like this that make me laugh
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:31,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:40,
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:D :D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:52,
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This is great :)
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boris the spider ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:09,
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Next frame - soapy masturbation tiem
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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THE GEL!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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XD
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:18,
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it went off in his hands!
the gel too!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:20,
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YES
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:22,
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YES HAHA
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:26,
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by the way, you went over the lines at the bottom of the first frame
shocking
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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Haha
Terrible! JJ's credibility as an artist has been ruined
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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I had credibility?
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:29,
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marks x on checklist
[x] ARTIST ok, now what other things on the checklist can his credibility be ruined?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:29,
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Bugger.
UBER angry about that because I spotted it earlier in the production of the strip D:
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:29,
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O_o
omg...i hope he didn't get paid for that.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:49,
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any mistakes are taken out on his ass
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:16,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:31,
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Never before in the field of #humanconflict has #somuch been owed by #somany to #sofew #battleofbritain #stitchthatfritz
EDIT in fact have a sneaky pea
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:36,
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This is ace
I've just spent the entire day scanning black and white photos of the queen at the zoo for her jubilee. I wish I had underlings
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:38,
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Some of the truth revealed in this compo is amazing.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:38,
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EEK!
*mindbleaches liberally*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:40,
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Here, have some of mine.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:42,
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Neargh!
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:44,
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Haha! That looks like Terry Wogan's cock.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:41,
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IT IS well spotted.
Now that don't sound right...
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:41,
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Mmmm... spotted dick.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:46,
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you've been recording my nightmares, haven't you?
:D (clikt)
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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Winston Churchill @Bulldog
@Hitler: ur shit. LOL.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:43,
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Bet he's on hotornot.com
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:40,
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Definite moon.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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is it just me or does vaders lightsabre look comically long?
maybe the buttocks out the corner of his eye gave him a stiffy
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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I don't image Vader
has decent peripheral vision in that titfer. EDIT: But you're right - his red shaft does look somewhat engorged.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:22,
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haha, Vader's titfer
is that latin for a fanny?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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I refuse to let Cockney Rhyming slang die, despite what the young people say.
"Tit for tat" = hat, so "titfer".
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:28,
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yeah I got that, just re appropriating it
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:33,
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Lucas pisses off Vader
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:35,
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Fnarr! Fnarr!
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:24,
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Luke's is longer...
Hmmm... now who did the original picture for this I wonder...?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:28,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:30,
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no, Vaders is definitely longer
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:34,
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The Force is long with this one.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:45,
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haha O_o
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:26,
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nice binary system
he's making me hoth
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:28,
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Vibrating condensers from the Tushy Station.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:33,
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mmmmm, vibraty.....
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:44,
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Brilliant!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:32,
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hahaha, first lol of the day
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:44,
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Ha :D
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:29,
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'tis done!
went a bit old school on thw shading, but as you can see, it's quite big enough for a double bed. what d'you think?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:56,
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It's actually deadly!
Click
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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What do I think?
I think I want one...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:13,
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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
that's more than a little impressive Get bidding now! b3ta.com/links/749374
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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cool :D
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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Simply awesome
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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Fantastic!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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Hurrah!
Great work!
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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thanks :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:58,
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I want this
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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well, you know what to do!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:58,
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\o/ awesomes :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:58,
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all this praise is going to give me a big head!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:00,
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its a bit low res
is it for a game?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:58,
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intentionally low res
it's making me want to do a manic miner one next
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:02,
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Congratulations madam on the completion of an epic task.
This is lovely :D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:00,
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Hurrah!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:00,
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crikey !
that's good. How long did it take you ?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:03,
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about 10 weeks, i think
you'd be amazed how much of this was done while i was pissed.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:04,
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Knowing you
I don't think we'd be that amazed ;)
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:09,
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heheheh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:13,
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it's so sexy
I bet it was 9 and a 1/2 weeks
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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arf!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:22,
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this is
all shades of awesome (even if only three shades of thread)
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:03,
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four, actually
the inner grey is 2 shades lighter than the ojter grey ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:05,
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optical illusionages
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:06,
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indeed
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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Fantastic stuff!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:09,
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real life pixels!!!
you've broken the internet!!!
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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finally!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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That's a bit good, that is.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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thats bloomin uber braw :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:16,
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:)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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Is it under 250KB?
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:16,
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depends
how many kb is it per ball of wool?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:16,
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KB?
Knitting Balls?
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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pffh :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:27,
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This rocks immensely
I want one
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:16,
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bid on it!
it can be yours!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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Really?
That's nice. I am currently in a bit of a situation wherein it is quite unwise to do impulse buys...hmmm
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:22,
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i'm the wrong person to talk to anyone about restraint
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:25,
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I think I'll just arrange a sleepover with whoever buys it
I hope it's someone fit
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:33,
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Fine!
I'll bid on it then!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:42,
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whoop! whoop!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:04,
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Stop hogging the wooness all to yourself.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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Wonderful!
(and nice rohypnol stash btw)
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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actually, that's my parents' room
i didn't want to excite you all by showing off my black silk bedding ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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Sterling effort, Milady.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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That really is fantastic stuff. Congratulations.
Proper arts, using fingers, opposable thumbs and everything. And the fact it was fuelled by beer makes it all the more special.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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yay!
although it was cider and cheap wine
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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I tend to think of "beer" as a generic
Like Hoover, Tannoy or rotary wankel engine.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:30,
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Fantastic!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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Awesome.
A work of greatness.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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it was easier than it looks
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:27,
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very cool indeed
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presferatu ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:27,
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This is the total fucking shit. Times a million.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:34,
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Furtive bed!
^what everyone else said :D
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:39,
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you can't beat a spot of furtiveness at bedtime
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:43,
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excellent work, smashy
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:47,
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fantastic!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:49,
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So that's why you haven't been posting much.
Excellent work EDIT: shrink it to 404 pixels wide so they can FP it!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:55,
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Awesome stuff, Smashy What is the size exactly?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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Hardcore !
you definitely know da score
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:08,
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lully
definately lully :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:14,
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Way better than fish.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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A real life b3ta thing! I love it.
Let's conquer the mature world. I'm not sure how to say it. Fucm, I'm not awake yet. Yay!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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Absolutely bloomin' epic, Smashy.
For a girl who claims she can't draw you can't half knit up a storm. Top work very impressive. xxx
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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This is possibly the loveliest thing I have ever seen!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:14,
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That
Is very specail Nice one
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:04,
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Excellent work.
Very well done.
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:29,
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Nicely done
WooYaY
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herman:D ,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:01,
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COR!
That'a beauty. I love it.
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Shlvng ,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:47,
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I logged in just to say
Woo, yay! *click*
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Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis ,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:52,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:47,
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Lucky kids - they got those really cool life-size baby dolls to play with that piss themselves
Hope theyre not gonna be the types to never remove them from the packaging though...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:48,
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I'm speechless so have a click instead.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:49,
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:52,
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Ooo that reminds me
Couple of variants on a theme.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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Humans are a morbid bunch.
Huzzah!
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:20,
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Advice please gentle boarders
I have made me a photoshoppery. I am new to these things. Could someone tell me what the knack is to dealing with the difference in contrasts between Rita and Sues arms and Boba? Also, I have a feeling this has already been done here. Have I supped from the glass penis?
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:45,
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I thinks it's good but can't help :D
Have a click
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:54,
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use the levels, luke (ctrl + L)
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:56,
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^
levels, brightness, contrast, saturation
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:58,
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Thanks, will have a fiddle later on. (fnarr)
Just noticed the top of his antenna disappeared behind a layer, doh! I will learn from my jedi masters as I go along :D
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:48,
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Arf!
A bit of blur noise and dropping the saturation might help. Then play with the contrast sliders. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:56,
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i would
but it's already better than this
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:05,
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both woo
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:10,
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AkkanbeMaria.
For reply comment pict.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:38,
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Well, I think the Picts did ok keeping the Romans out of the Northern part of this island
but they didn't fare so well against the Scots.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:41,
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Wakarimasen
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:42,
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Maybe You know Japanese.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:48,
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only a few important phrases for when i visit
like 'wakarimasen', 'ga suki biru desu' and 'toire wa doku desu ka' :-)
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:49,
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I see ^^
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:52,
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hey Moggy i just done some drawing too
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:45,
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something good ^^
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:47,
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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XD
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:07,
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Why did she eat the baby poliwag?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:45,
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Maria: I don't eat Pokemon.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:48,
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ettocuhetts ahehhttann hccvvevv nehhtons
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:49,
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My translate was exploded.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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Hahaha! Classic.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:55,
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Beth-eth-eth-eth, eth-eth-eth-eth
Bhoutros Bhoutros Gali
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:06,
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:53,
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Look into my eye. FALL IN, PEOPLE
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:59,
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:-D
Every meal a banquet, every paycheck a fortune
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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'Nother glorious day on the board
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:20,
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The floor's cold
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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Conjunctivitis?
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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*cough*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:59,
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OK...I'll post again Easter Bunny.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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Just when I thought it couldn't get any creepier.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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CHALLENGE ISSUED
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:22,
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Because this is my style :D
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:46,
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I wish Lana Del Rey would stop promoting this bloody stuff
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malevole ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:30,
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is that true?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:31,
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Donna summer isn't allowed to stop so hey wow that's a neato
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:37,
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now my shirt
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:48,
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To go in porridge?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:38,
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Can anyone else see the face of Death in the reflection?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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No...
It's just you that Death's coming for.
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malevole ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:53,
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Oh bugger.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:57,
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the reflection in the car didn't come out as hoped...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:04,
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ha!
and I think gandhi did it..
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:13,
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is that a young Russ Abott in the front of the car...?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:28,
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Hahaha!
I just noticed this on the image challenge page... Wasn't this challenge set by God? Now it seems that Toasty did. Is this a hoax...?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:23,
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Beware the 4 pixel man
when the moon is fat
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:29,
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Hah!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:29,
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RIP Clay
wiv da angles etc
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:32,
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and we never saw him again...
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:39,
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The truth is out
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:01,
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I was Fraser last week as well
but it felt weird so I just used my own name this week
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:03,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:05,
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OMG A MOD JUST EDITED YOUR POST
Serves you right for saying things about anonymity.
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boris the spider ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:09,
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Nicely!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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fuckin' Monster energy drink, I've been awake 30 hours because I had a can of it yesterday evening
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:57,
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well, if you are fucking a monster, I'd suspect 30 hours is about as long as it'd take for the monster to be fully pleased with the situation.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:59,
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I've had various 'energy' drinks over the years, some I could sleep within an hour of drinking
but this stuff is like liquid amphetamine
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:06,
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aye some are just fizzy headache/sleep inducing crap
but full on mental sounds good stay awake a week with it, then draw what you see. I suspect there'll be plenty to see :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:08,
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noooo
staying awake for that long can really screw with your mind, permanently
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:21,
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I remember some one man atlantic crossing guy saying one day he was looking over the side of the boat
and he wondered why there was a elephant or something just floating under the water by the side of the boat this was after a few days of very little sleep :D but yeah, road to mentaldom lies herein.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:25,
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Ewww thats horrid, but rather well done
Energy drinks dont seem to work on me. The only thing that seems to perk me up a bit are sugary drinks, like lucazade.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:03,
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I used to be able to pound down energy drinks like nothing
but had a bit of a health scare last year, so it's only coffee for me now.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:08,
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I can't even drink tea
It makes me loopy. Have to be totally decaff.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:11,
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I actually kind of miss drinking Monster...
but I can't really risk it again. :S
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:15,
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I won't be drinking it again, it made my heart beat unevenly for a while
and I didn't much care for the taste, reminded me of the smell of pubs right after indoor smoking was banned and my brother said he won't drink it again because it screws with his adrenaline, I only tried it once to see what he meant, never again
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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I think I'm fine with Monster, Relentless, etc.
But if I'm stressed at the same time, that's when I start having chest pains. It's all I drank through high school and college, and never really had this problem before. I guess my body's just had enough. XD
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:29,
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yeah getting old sucks :D
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:37,
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urrghh horrible things, can't drink 'em :D
waits for it to start twitching
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:14,
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Really? Thanks for the tip!
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:20,
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Eye can see what you did there....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:25,
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and here?
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:28,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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ick's
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:55,
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Just checking
is this NSFW? I've lost the ability to make the judgement anymore :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:36,
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With your stuff, its always sweet for wanking
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:37,
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hahahaha
And so shall it continue in this manner.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:41,
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You should TOTALLY design the next silent hill game's monsters.
If i saw one of these floating ballbag pirate things dripping towards me, i'd shit a brick
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:43,
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hahaha
You might not be able to walk outside in the dark ever again
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:44,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:38,
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I see
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:42,
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Access denied to webpage or website: 'http://i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/png/c7c8bfca2f17dffb19aa0139418af55a_legguzzler.png'
Categories: Malicious Sites Well, there you have it
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:40,
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lolmalice!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:45,
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PHOAR
but mainly because I am no longer at work, behind the fecking filters
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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yeah, cr3ation has been on my WOT naughtystep for a few days too
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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but it's the only decent place I put images
my own hosting pukes itself sometimes
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:51,
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i dont know why it's blocked, my Malwarebytes and Avast antivirus see nothing wrong
www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/i.cr3ation.co.uk the fucked up thing about this rating system is that most of the reasons for the block are because the site appears on other block-lists :/ . My guess is that one day many weeks or months ago, the site was probably temporarily hacked. The site owner was probably alerted and patched things up, but the poor reputation remains
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:53,
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hmm
I wonder if this is due to "other" issues I know there was some problem a while back with naughtyness regarding mp3s.. some naughty folk might have been using it as a naughty dump but I never got a problem with it :/ oddness
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:56,
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it looks kinda autobiographical?
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:42,
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oh, by the way I mean "NSFW" as in
"is this a safe practice to perform in the office" as opposed to "is the image offensive" I may have caused confusion.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:43,
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i have cctv in my office..
but no oxygen supply in the event of asphyxia, so i'd err with err... :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:48,
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the CCTV just means it hits the internet faster
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:49,
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i already have some selected viewing at home ;)
reminds me of a smallbrainfield story
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:51,
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hmm
I saw someone buying several slices of ham today the lady who cut them mentioned, that they were particularly thick slices of ham.particularly I suspect these hams were most, enjoyable?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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mmmm sounds lovely..
i also suspect they were glazed :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:09,
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I'm not sure if they were
perhaps she could make her own "honey glaze" I don't know, I didn't enquire.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:26,
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as there's a massive arse on it
and something that looks similar to a blowjob happening, but with a leg (?!?) i'd have some questions to answer if i was seen looking at that at work. so i'd say nsfw tbh, pretty much everything atomic does nowadays i'd have the same problem with.
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:44,
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be thankful that I can't draw as well as atomic
AHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH AH AHA HAH A HAHA It would be just a *little* over the edge
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:49,
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INDEED --- FUCKING HAWT, EH?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:51,
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oh my!
I could faint!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:51,
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I like your drawings. I just wish you would ink them!
Your pencils must be worn down. You draw with a 'heavy hand'. :D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:08,
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I occasionally do ink but I make like too many mistakes because I'm so ham fisted
with pencils if I fuck up I can cheat, even without rubbing out then of course the way you scan makes all the difference to the final thing, I always scan as grayscale and then play with levels so I get black to look black and undrawn area to look undrawn, instead of smeared in a mixture of fingergrease and dead pencil guts :) edit: or by ink do you mean colour in? I'm a bit mentally ham fisted sometimes too it seems
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:22,
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Black Ink!
I love the stuff.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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I have seen an 'artform' where the photographer carefully poses subjects so that the frames can be later sliced/diced/spliced with sexy results
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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that sounds like actual effort
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:58,
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I could do some nasty stuff.
NASTY NASTY STUFF!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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I know you're holding back, hard
but if you hold back hard too long, man.. it'll all burst out at once :) perhaps we need another "offensive image" challenge :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:58,
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I have a few books filled with things I could never post on here.
Things that would make a nun blush.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:04,
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:D
This is why it's worth practicing art skills, eventually one reaches a level where everyone can be offended simultaneously :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:07,
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atomic does nowadays posted on b3ta
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boris the spider ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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Whaaa-? I'm trying to behave...really I am.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:06,
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STUMPSUCKING
More on page 6
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:44,
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Stumpsucking Rimgobber
Sounds like a quaint german village
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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hahaha
I would say no, it really doesn't look like porn from a distance, but I would also say it's very erotic
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:53,
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it might be erotic
but I used the whole chicken er... :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:00,
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Ha ha ha!
David Lynch called, he wants his mojo back.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:55,
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it might be slightly crumpled
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:01,
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O.O
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:09,
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:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:19,
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Glorious!
Not NSFW... surely. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:25,
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very well, my next image will be gloriously unlinked and shown for all to see
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:27,
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Whoa
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:13,
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69, dudes!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:14,
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dude! :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:17,
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This is not the Circle K, dude!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:18,
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Most Excellent!
/airguitarblog
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:33,
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Whoah!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:41,
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nicely
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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bogus!
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:05,
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Hungry?
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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:12,
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Splendid! I now want cayke!
Fortunately I have some home-made chocolate cayke...nomnomnomnom
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:15,
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oh yeah
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:17,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:18,
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are they related?
one big happy cakey family
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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they all look the same to me..
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:27,
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You can't beat an éclair with an earthworm laid on top
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fuscous ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30,
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quite fancy your fondant :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:36,
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PHWOARR!!!!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:42,
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that fudge donut-lookin fella don't look too happy
he knows whats a comin!
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:46,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:50,
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fuuuccckk
did you 'shop his face in any way? He looks terrifying!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:51,
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It's in its original horrific state.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:53,
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I don't think there's any way you could refer to that as his "original" face
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:55,
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Arf!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:57,
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haha sweet jebus in a frying pan :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:41,
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Looks like...
...someone's had the b'jeebus spanged out of 'em! [click]
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minimalist ... ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:27,
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it's the way she told 'em :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:32,
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reminds me of this scary promo pic from silent hill 4
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:56,
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O_o
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:58,
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Buwahhh!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:19,
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looks like the baby just bit him
Yaaaaaaarghgonnadropyayabastard
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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Behold! The future king of freaks!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:52,
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Blanket teh Blanket!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:00,
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Ha ha ha!
Grim.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:10,
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Excellent :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:26,
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maybe his leg had just grow?
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:06,
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Nessie protests against elitism.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:41,
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Also: What should I draw the'day?
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:43,
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well, you've already drawn the tits
this somewhat limits the scope of what people can ask for unless it's more tits hmm, I'd have to say, something plumbing related.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:44,
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The young Thief of Bagdad getting told off for a school prank
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:45,
archived )
Draw some tits using only 4 pixels
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:45,
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Behold: a pixilated profile of an anthropomorphised female polar bear with MASSIVE tits....and black nipples.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:49,
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Phwoar!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:50,
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ban this sick filth
now
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:02,
archived )
Tits Mcg...
oh. How about some sexy Norse pantheon then?
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Mr. Johnson ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:45,
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Aliens.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:46,
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Stanley Mathews: Alien Hunter
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:46,
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WILD HAS.. oh
HASLET WITH TITS
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:46,
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The Raccoons. With ti-
Wait, NO!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:46,
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Bindun
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:48,
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Gender change humanise Slythe.
With tits.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:47,
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Draw my fox character!
I mean, draw a shape-shifting sexy yoghurt lady emerging from a pot of SKI yoghurt
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:47,
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Lactating's Only Funny When It Curdles
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Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1 ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:49,
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A sarcastic gibbon
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:50,
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The Loch Ness monster
getting in the way of the boat race.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:53,
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Anything
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:53,
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Disgusting!
My broadband took forever to load it!
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:56,
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you should complain to your isp
:D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:59,
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I say!
That's rather saucy
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:17,
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The corpse of a semi-well-known cartoonist
being savagely fucked until it evetually falls apart by a deranged Japanese stalker girl
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:54,
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Alternatively, set up a webcam for the event itself
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:00,
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hahahaha :D
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:02,
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Sean Connery in orange thigh-boots, otherwise naked apart from his underpants and a bandolier ... oh
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:56,
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Nobody wants to see that.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:26,
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Quite right - they're supposed to be red
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:37,
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There are seven shoes and a pair of knickers deposited haphazardly onto the bar.
Geraint watches Hermes push lemon slices around a silver serving tray with an olive fork. From an anteroom, the whoops and screams of their contemporaries can be heard through the closed doors as they rub citrus fruits into their eyes. A servant tips more sliced fruit over their writhing naked bodies into a paddling pool which has been placed there for the occasion. Geraint sighs, knowing he will not be able to lift Hermes from the black gulf of his depression. Instead he walks to the window to stare across the grounds. A pheasant is thrashing about on the lawn overlooking the sunken garden. Its neck is broken. Geraint tips back his brandy and leaves Hermes to his dark contemplation, he stalks off to the library to compose several lines of verse.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:58,
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I think I can just about masturbate to that
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:59,
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Its
/ac
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:01,
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Fixed.
Thanks man.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:10,
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My pedantry knows no bound's
:D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:25,
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The amazing investigator Tits McGee and her trusty sidekick, Dicks McGavin
Invstigating
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:58,
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a bearded man standing on a hill
counting rice krispies with a pair of tweezers
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:00,
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The biggest tits ever.
*awaits drawing of huge birds*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:01,
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Like in that Beautiful Katamari, right, but instead of a ball of objects you roll around a giant breat, which gathers every other breat it touches into itself
until eventually it outgrows Earth and goes in search of extraterrestrial mammaries
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:05,
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whoa
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:06,
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thats a whole lotta breats
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:16,
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Thor counting pebbles in Wales
whilst Sif tries to make him lose count by wiggling her tits at him :)
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:05,
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this happens all the time.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:16,
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Tony Slattery being arrested by traffic police for driving whilst naked
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:06,
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Abu Hamza in a US superprison being used as an impromptu television aerial
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:09,
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can he receive digital?
Maybe, but he cant give it! HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHAH /joke about no fingered guy that I wouldn't make in normal circumstances blog
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:11,
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Jim Bowen being bummed off a very angry looking Bully.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:11,
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MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:38,
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Judith Chalmers
In the bahamas in pajamas surrounded by farmers and their llamas
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UTB ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:15,
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your pension
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:47,
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a big tittied valkyrie
cleaving a wyvern intwixt
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:13,
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Awesome
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:53,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:37,
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you shouldn't drink if you're bi-polar
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:38,
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I swig both ways.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:03,
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Did the Godfather give him those Boots?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:39,
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Careful now.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:04,
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On a mildly related note
This is my first ever b3ta image:
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:40,
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with wheels he could work as a taxibear
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:41,
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Here's mine.
Ugh, it's terrible. XD
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:44,
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s'alright!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:46,
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My first!
I doubt anyone will top this...
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:47,
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Trust me...we all have one of those.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:59,
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Haha
glows in the dark :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:58,
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My first stuff is shit and not worth posting.
I was one of the worst noobs evah!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:08,
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Ha ha ha ha!
My first post is lost in the mists of time. It was a dassie in a police hat.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:20,
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mine
with the comical catchline.. "Thats no Vuvzella!"ahh, those world cup memories, ..takes u back, jumpers for goalposts etc
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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rah rah raaah
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:48,
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"I say, do pipe down. There's a good chap."
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:52,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:59,
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Seal of approval.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:10,
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monocle tassle!
nice touch
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:56,
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Whewww nasty breath!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:05,
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Hahaha! Lovely.
I didn't know they drank whisky. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:54,
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The proof is right there.
edit: Gah! A wasted pun.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:07,
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Ha ha ha!
This is fabulous.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:18,
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I failed at a caption though.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:21,
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pushing that shit down
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mongychops ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:35,
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*believes*
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:37,
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i was gonna do a story with them getting the wings pulled off and all that, couldnt be fucked
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mongychops ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:39,
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It works as is, I think
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:39,
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*frolics*
*does washing up* *frolics*
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:38,
archived )
So if I drink fairyliquid I can get their magic powers!
Drinks. Sicks*.*Magic fairy sicks
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:45,
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Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Stomm! It's Thursday already. Help us choose the new QOTW by voting for one of these suggestions: Twattery: Tell us about utter cunts doing remarkably cunty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? Birth of a Swear: Ever been so angry or had such a well of emotion that you (to your knowledge) invented a new swear? Our submitter reckons they were the first to use "Watering can full of cock." (This is not a list of swears. Be creative, you giraffe-frotters) Fire II - We first ran this one seven years ago, and we dare say you've played with matches a bit since then. What have you burned? Was it accidental, or on purpose? PM for a week - If you were the Prime Minister for a week, what changes would you make? What laws would you add or remove, which country would you declare war on, which section of society would you victimise etc? Would you be hailed as a glorious leader or crudely excecuted during an uprising from your downtrodden populace?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:28,
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profanity neologism
sounds rude in itself
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:29,
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my first swear was when I was 5..remember it well
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:31,
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Don't we have a whole forum just for twattery?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:32,
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"Watering can full of cock" - hahahaha! Im wont vote though, as i never participate in QOTW.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:34,
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me neither
so that I can continue to be man of meat man of mystery
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:34,
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And an all-round dreamboat, at that.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:37,
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hahahaa
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:42,
archived )
*writes in, 'If I were MOD for a day'*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:38,
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Theoban What of it ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:42,
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BIGGER
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mongychops ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:47,
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Theoban What of it ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:50,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:57,
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Needs more skink.
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MONO! ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:17,
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Really scraping the bottom of the shittest barrel imaginable here, aren't you?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:22,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:23,
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fucking hell
that's a bit too well done ¬_¬ Almost what I would call a photograph
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Paul_P ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:27,
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:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:30,
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eyes suspiciously
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Paul_P ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:32,
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that was the fake
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:32,
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That's a bit of excellent, that is.
Also, I hate how I know what model of rifle that is; a Tavor TAR-21.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:29,
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looks more like a beachside cafe
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:29,
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pffh :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:30,
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I wanna go to a beachside cafe now
somewhere that has blue sky
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:34,
archived )
All too real.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:12,
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