Racist RIS?
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:40,
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He has an odd face. It's too large and comes out too far forwards. It looks like its been molded on top of another face.No man has that much forehead.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:52,
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It kind of does......and the neckbeardthing could be there to cover up the seam.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:14,
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reminds me of the bloke in the painting in Ghostbusters 2
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:57,
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Vigo?You are like the buzzing of flies to him!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:21,
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He wins the category of best dressed mass murderers, hands down. But the sideburns that go all the way from ear to ear scream "guilty".
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:54,
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I think Jeffrey Dahmer had a better hair cut.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:08,
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It's seems to be a cross between a goatee and a neckbeard
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:04,
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Wow, he was a sharp dressed psycho. I think we need to call in the referees.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17,
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Why is it that people who actually committed murderer lots of times are called serial killerswhereas people who didn't technically murder but killed lots of people indiscriminately are called mass murderers?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:15,
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How is killing people indiscriminately not murder? Is there some definition of murder someone hasn't told me?
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17,
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Murder is premeditated and specific, otherwise it's manslaughterSo if I decided to walk outside and kill the first person I saw it would be manslaughter. But if I decided specifically to kill you it would be murder.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:20,
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No, if you'd had the fore-thought to kill "someone", that's premeditation.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:22,
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And yes, in common law fore-thought does count as that even though you don't have a specific target in mind.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:24,
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I could cite wikipedia, but we've all lost interest already.Who has something shiny we can play with?
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:25,
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I'm pretty sure it only counts as murder if you aimed to kill a specific personalthough I suppose "specific" can be rather vague
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:27,
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Oh he's got premeditated intent just by intending to shoot people. Intent to commit the crime is enough.The four states of mind recognized as constituting "malice" are:
Intent to kill,
Intent to inflict grievous bodily harm short of death,
Reckless indifference to an unjustifiably high risk to human life (sometimes described as an "abandoned and malignant heart"), or
Intent to commit a dangerous felony (the "felony-murder" doctrine).
His actions were practically the definiton of malicious fore-thought.
(Intent to kill,
Intent to inflict grievous bodily harm short of death,
Reckless indifference to an unjustifiably high risk to human life (sometimes described as an "abandoned and malignant heart"), or
Intent to commit a dangerous felony (the "felony-murder" doctrine).
His actions were practically the definiton of malicious fore-thought.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:32,
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Which is funny, because meditation is supposed to make you calmer the wub - guide onion for the blind,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:30,
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Aw man, I recently switched to Buddhism. Is Buddha going to try and kill me? I'm so fucking tired of my gods trying to kill me.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:34,
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I think the murders have to be done on more than 2 separate occasions to be a serial killer.
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4Q just lurking,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:19,
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The guy is obviously completely insanei'm almost finding it a bit odd this is in a court given he's murdered over seventy people on a hate induced rampage, and not having his insanity discussed in a secure asylum by doctors and other medical staff
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17,
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I thought the same. But that would be a slippery slope. Weird world we've created. I believe we're better off this way, as weird as it is. Lynch mobs are no fun.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:20,
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It was, twiceThis court case is basically to decide whether or not he is, legally, insane under Norwegian law. The first assessment said that yes, he was insane. The second assessment, a couple of weeks back, said no, he wasn't. So the trial has to decide first whether or not he'll be tried or whether he'll be locked in an asylum.
Yes, in most countries he'd be judged very quickly as being lucid enough to know what he did was "wrong" - he's admitted that himself, happily, in front of a judge. But Norwegian law doesn't work on those lines, though it almost certainly will as soon as the issue can be debated in parliament and changes made to the legislation. Norwegian law says you have to be judged medically insane, and simply being a psychopath is not judged as being medically insane for whatever stupid reason. (The first assessment judged him to have paranoid schizophrenia, along with numerous other pyschoses.)
(Yes, in most countries he'd be judged very quickly as being lucid enough to know what he did was "wrong" - he's admitted that himself, happily, in front of a judge. But Norwegian law doesn't work on those lines, though it almost certainly will as soon as the issue can be debated in parliament and changes made to the legislation. Norwegian law says you have to be judged medically insane, and simply being a psychopath is not judged as being medically insane for whatever stupid reason. (The first assessment judged him to have paranoid schizophrenia, along with numerous other pyschoses.)
boris the spider,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:22,
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Paranoid Schizophrenia is not the same as being a Psychopath.Paranoid schizophrenia involves, well, paranoia... voices and messed up emotions and shit. Psychopaths are much more rational.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:39,
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No, it's clearly not the sameSince being judged a paranoid schizophrenic was enough to get him declared insane, while being judged a psychopath wasn't...
( boris the spider,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:55,
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Which shows that there's a difference between the two and that being a psychopath isn't the same as being a raging homicidal maniac.Most psychopaths don't go on rampages.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:59,
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Doubtless also trueI'm certainly not trying to argue with you about this :)
( boris the spider,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:19,
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he's already been declared sane though hasn't he before he could stand trial in a criminal court
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:24,
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he was declared insanethen was declared sane in a separate assessment. i don't know what would've happened if he'd been declared insane the second time, but i imagine it would have gone to court anyway, so they could lock him away legally. but i'm not sure - i'm not norwegian, i just live here...
( boris the spider,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:57,
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hahawhatever happens, i'm imagining he'll "commit suicide" within a year or two anyway
( boris the spider,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20,
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Is it the budget again already?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:19,
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Well, this has a bit of everything and moreI thoroughly endorse.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:42,
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Ha ha ha... You loon! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:46,
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Good evening everyone.
This might be the last picture for at least a few weeks; just got too much work to do.
De-RIS: www.hieronymus-bosch.org/Tondal%27s-Vision-%28detail-of-the-burning-gateway%29.jpg
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:34,
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Top sponging and beaking on the monk thereGood luck with your works
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:36,
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Thanks :)I've only got about 3 or 4 weeks left in uni, then it's 4 months off. :D
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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Bish Bosch!Are they Mario blocks in the background?
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:43,
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Indeed :) I've edited Tondal's Vision to look like some sort of horrific Super Mario reboot. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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Yoshi sizzling in the moat...I always thought Hieronymus could do with a nice cup of tea and a sit down... perhaps do a bit of gardening now and then...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:55,
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Nice!Good luck with the work, hope to see you back here soon.
( the wub - guide onion for the blind,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:00,
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EnjoyedClicks
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:31,
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Thanks for the kind words, all :)I'll most likely pop back here every now and again, but looking at the work load I have, I wouldn't be surprised if it's only one or two posts a day for a bit.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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Are you trying to imply that the pope is sexually aroused by young people?
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4Q just lurking,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:46,
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That's how it looks to me.In fact, thinking about it, practically all of your pictures might be construed that way.
Has that not ever occurred to you?
(Has that not ever occurred to you?
4Q just lurking,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:10,
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againQuestion:Why is it always popeing in your pictures?
Answer:A trademark or trade mark or trade-mark is a distinctive sign or indicator used by an individual, business organization, or other legal entity to identify that the products or services to consumers with which the trademark appears originate from a unique source, and to distinguish its products or services from those of other entities.
And my trademarks are: Obama, Pope, Poop, Chicken ... not exactly all time in this order. (Exception exist, for example the PITA Series, fresh and new and literally a pain in the ass).
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Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:41,
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Answer:A trademark or trade mark or trade-mark is a distinctive sign or indicator used by an individual, business organization, or other legal entity to identify that the products or services to consumers with which the trademark appears originate from a unique source, and to distinguish its products or services from those of other entities.
And my trademarks are: Obama, Pope, Poop, Chicken ... not exactly all time in this order. (Exception exist, for example the PITA Series, fresh and new and literally a pain in the ass).
This obsession with papehood,do you think you may be possessed?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:49,
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Well ...I was once possessed by Brad Pitt and his spirit forced me to screw Angelina Jolie. It was horrible!
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:54,
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Someone crossed out the word 'God' and wrote in the word 'Satan'.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:50,
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You and The Pope are back together again then?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:54,
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The kid at the front has taken an arrow to the knee.
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:56,
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I'm trained to spot them. It's an adventurer thing.
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:06,
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The kid at the back has got one of those miniture sheep sitting in the brim of his hat....
It's even got a tiny duck head at the back.Man, what a great hat.
( Captain Howdy,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:11,
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If only I had one.And the way the girl at the back manages to contort her arm behind her back to tickle the boy at the front under his chin!
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:16,
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hahai'm still not sure if it's actually imchhoked, he probably just found some poor old random guy from google images.
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS
THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS
(THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS THE GIS
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:05,
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I LIKE THE POPEAND HIS DOPE SMOKING PREFERENCES
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:29,
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I forgot to add today's stripy this morning, so you can have it now...(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:56,
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You've gone round a full year nowShouldn't you find something new to do?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:58,
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He could vectorise some face-swaps featuring freebase and star wars.
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4Q just lurking,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:12,
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Nearly...and I do, do other stuff as well...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:14,
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Hmm I thought I remembered you doing Charlie before; apologiesI don't know though, I quite liked them when it was first thing in the morning only. They aren't so welcome when they pop up two or three times in the middle of the day. And it's too many C-list celebs whose boobs you enthuse over these days...
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:18,
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Sorry... I did think todays was a bit msfw..."Two or three times a day"?
I only post VAGS in the morning and I sometimes post other things later in the day? There is nothing in the rule to say you can't post more that once a day is there?
(I only post VAGS in the morning and I sometimes post other things later in the day? There is nothing in the rule to say you can't post more that once a day is there?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:25,
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I just work on the presumption that whenever you post a vag cream,at least one person has to complain. It's like a tradition.
( 4Q just lurking,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:31,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:37,
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You've had loads of great compliments about some of your other stuff that people thought was great
I know and thank you all....* I was only having a b3ta style laugh...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:51,
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I've noticed a lot recently you posting another VAG or two later in the day because of some birthday you forgotIt's kind of like, imchocked is a good laugh if he pops up now and then, but not so much if he posts a near-identical joke three times in the same day.
Edit: And I'm mainly saying this because it would be nice to see you spending more time on original stuff, not more VAG CREAMs which are being done to death.
(Edit: And I'm mainly saying this because it would be nice to see you spending more time on original stuff, not more VAG CREAMs which are being done to death.
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:59,
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I take your criticism on bord and thank you for your support and comments in the past...I will try and behave and abide by the unwritten rule of the VAGCREAM.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:33,
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I'm really starting to worry about your mental health, Wobblypoos. Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:30,
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is he saying"don't worry son, i'm here for you"?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:32,
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LURKER!!!Quick, grab him before he re-cloaks!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:40,
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Fab!Played by Right Wing-Davey, I presume
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:25,
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Had to google that.I'm not very knowledgeable about THGTTG
( 4Q just lurking,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:29,
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Well I'm glad someone got it at least!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:34,
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haha Bottom*antique mash roast*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:09,
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with a tasty mortar surprise Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:14,
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Christ on a bikeThe Santa / Speed / Goats story brings back memories!
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:27,
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This is how VAG CREAMS are madeTrue story
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:36,
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did you fp that yourself before posting here? HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:45,
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hahaha...blimey!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:46,
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Probably something to do with teh upload codez
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:48,
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mind the piss! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:50,
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How did you do it? Tell me, ITS MY ONLY CHANCE TO FP! please FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:09,
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I must have unwittingly found the uplaod codez directly to the fp printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:49,
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you must have posted it directly through the magic donkey's anus HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:50,
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it must have dropped through SOME kind of crack! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:52,
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Gah! They must have missed my great Beatles post.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:47,
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very good!TJ: I've just discovered a cool feature in Firefox. Right-click anything select "Inspect Element" then click the 3D (M) button. Rotatable 3D webpages!
(click for moon-sized)
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(click for moon-sized)
Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:54,
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*unexpected item in bagging area* Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:02,
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it took me about 5 seconds to get angry with this pluginANGRY
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:00,
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I hope you're going to write to your MP/local paper about it
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:08,
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I tried tobut I was so angry the pen shattered in my hand and the paper was just covered in angry fucking random lines due to my excessive anger
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:15,
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Well,put that in an envelope anyway and see what they do
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:17,
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and send them a used Pot Noodle Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:22,
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Notwhen using Fedora 16....
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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haha fuck!auto fp...and deservedly so
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:02,
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Some Youtube vid with a hologram of Tupac Shakur
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:52,
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i read it as:Beat the Meat less!
*not really
(*not really
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:38,
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that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, i really love to beat my meat
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:39,
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that's right, that's right, that's right, I really love to swipe my tripe
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:41,
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i always read it as poo combobecause that's exactly what i think of the beatles
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:39,
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not yetthey're dying in order of talent!
(Ringo has another 200 years!)
((Ringo has another 200 years!)
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:42,
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I always thought they were dying in order of annoyingnessAnd it's McCartney who'll do a Methuselah. It's like Cliff Richard; you just know he's going to live to be 207.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:44,
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i thought George was a great songwriterer!
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:48,
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To be fair, Lennon was probably more annoying than George toobut I meant they are dying in order of overall worthiness
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:06,
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I'm pretty sure Paul is dead.I heard it when I play my records backwards.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:49,
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Hahaha! 100%factThat bastard has been alive(if you can call it that) for at least 200 already.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:58,
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"You can't kill dreams." -Mu gayreddinosaur blog
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:42,
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Haven't posted for a whileThis didn't really go according to plan, but it's pub time so fuck it!
( Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:21,
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I'll sayHe actually cried. Is that because he won't be let out to kill more people that don't fit his political ideas?
What a joke he is.
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:23,
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What a joke he is.
it made me sad to be ..part of a species that has it in them to do this type of thing today!
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:25,
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I'm so sorry. I know it's not very good, but your comment is a bit over the top!
( Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:28,
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i'm not usually so melodramatic..must be on my Beeriod!
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:30,
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Apparently blowing up and shooting unarmed individuals Who he blames for allowing "islamification" is self defence even when they don't shoot first.
He's also wearing a pencil thin douchbag beard so he loses credibility even more.
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:34,
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He's also wearing a pencil thin douchbag beard so he loses credibility even more.
i'm not disagreeing with youbut my reaction to hearing his self defence plea was - "what?"
also, who lets teenagers decide a nation's policies?
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:41,
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also, who lets teenagers decide a nation's policies?
It won't fly with themThey probably already have a guilty verdict already set aside for him. Everybody saw it the island. He admitted doing it. It's a show trial to show him off as being put through the justice system. There is no way "I killed them because they don't share my political views" will cut it.
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:51,
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I'd convict him merely because he looks like a stapler made out of cheese Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:12,
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What do you mean?He killed 70 (mostly young) people in self defence. I'm sure we've all done that at some point. Let he who is with out sin, get stoned first!
( Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:39,
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Yeah...they all went, unarmed, after that guy that they couldn't see hiding in the bushes with weapons.WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????????????????????????????????????
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:46,
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Oh get over ya selfWe've all killed a few people to get where we are today!
( Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:33,
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Wobbly Bloke will love his stripey prison uniform
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:50,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: A New Hoax"){kind=small}
Be careful now!
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:16,
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Hahaha - clever!I got horsed checking the validity of your claim, so your nefarious plan worked perfectly, you cunt!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:19,
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bugger..was sat waiting for bunker type reactions!
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:20,
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The investigation of such important news takes priority over board nazi preaching Good job it was on the appropriate coloured background though - its the wrong shade of grey now youve been rumbled!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:23,
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and... i did it so quickly and dirtily, i just realised i should've png/transparecy type thinged it!!
it doesn't quite work the lower it gets haha... oh well!
(it doesn't quite work the lower it gets haha... oh well!
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:24,
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the jpg artifacts were a bit too much of a giveaway for thatshould have gif'd it ;)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:27,
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SOMEBODYmust make the parody website immediately! haha
ALTOGETHER NOW:
I love hoaxes, I love hoaxes, I love hoaxes (rinse and repeat!)
(ALTOGETHER NOW:
I love hoaxes, I love hoaxes, I love hoaxes (rinse and repeat!)
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:33,
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iloveilovehorses.com
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:38,
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Paul P is crying now.I hope you're happy.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:38,
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I found this, I think it should win the compo I think it should win the compo
bindun?
(bindun?
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:55,
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yes, several times each challengewithout hilarious consequences
*edit - aha! sorry, my mind is trying to avert a disaster and I only half saw
(*edit - aha! sorry, my mind is trying to avert a disaster and I only half saw
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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no worriesthat's basically the best compliment to subtlety it could have got
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:13,
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:)sadly my disaster just went up a gear, I'm financially more fucked than I thought :(
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:18,
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sad to hear itwonder if b3ta could benefit from some sort of job/networking aspect - list your skills in tag format, then folk looking for skillful people use tags to refine down the members to just those with all the right skills, then private message them for projects/employment.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:28,
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What she said. OOI I commissioned a b3tan last year todraw me a cartoon for my YP ad. Well pleased with result.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:32,
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tis a very good idea.. i never know what to put in the message field when the subject line say exactly what i wanted to say!
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:46,
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That is actually a bit clever
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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Haha; he's such a ponce when he's not wrestling
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:03,
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He was on telly the other day talking about his comebackBecause apparently back in the day he was all about positive thinking and healthy eating, but in the 90s and 00s people were all about being negative and flipping the bird, and it's only now that the zeitgeist is catching up with him.
Having said that, he still didn't apologise for 9/11, the bastard.
(Having said that, he still didn't apologise for 9/11, the bastard.
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:07,
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I watched the whole of that wondering when he was going to accidentally give one of those kids a nosebleed
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:34,
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on a second look..:)
nice!
*pea
(nice!
*pea
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:04,
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hah!you'd never know if the towers were tag teaming him!
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:07,
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Is there something I should be getting other than that the towers are intact?
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:11,
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Hulk Hogan smashing down the towers was a hoaxthe truth is revealed to the world
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:18,
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the power of ingrained images in THE HEADTHE HEAD
THE WET JUICY BRAINHEAD
(THE WET JUICY BRAINHEAD
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:12,
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I found this, I think it should win 'Draw Something' I think it should win 'Draw Something'
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:02,
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diy hoax headlinesOur local paper is the (lively,loyal, local and award winning) Evening Star.
Not a lot happens around here, apart from the odd serial killer every now and then, so I came up with a headline generator to help out.
I find it jolly good fun but I'm sure it's a bit 1997.
See it in action: star.blue-spot.co.uk
(,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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Not a lot happens around here, apart from the odd serial killer every now and then, so I came up with a headline generator to help out.
I find it jolly good fun but I'm sure it's a bit 1997.
See it in action: star.blue-spot.co.uk
^what she said she saidand that's not easy to say
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:18,
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^what her venn diaphragm says she said she says
(
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:38,
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Ha ha ha... I love it Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:35,
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What Fuck?Freebase's favourite magazine
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:35,
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that works quite wellis that nik kershaw or kevin eldon?
(
Dr. trouser,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:56,
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9 years and 4 months is a long time to not read the FAQ
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:56,
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I like this, and not just because it's my local rag too, but this isn't really the board for it :(
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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you probably want the links board for a link thing you've made HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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Try a different washing powderworked for me
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:02,
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ah sorry about that*turns the gas up*
It should be searing pain now, I can only apologise for the quality of your prior torturing and hope that everything is running to your painful satisfaction now.
(It should be searing pain now, I can only apologise for the quality of your prior torturing and hope that everything is running to your painful satisfaction now.
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:07,
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erm...WAINLAAPOYD (at the very least?)
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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haha..erm.. is my webcam on?
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:05,
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Well the FAQ says:Do:
Post pictures you have made
Post links to your new web projects
I don't see a problem here, carry on.
(Post pictures you have made
Post links to your new web projects
I don't see a problem here, carry on.
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:05,
archived)
I assume that bit means Do post them on the links page"Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?
Generally not"
"If you want to discuss a link, the best place to do so would be the links board."
(Generally not"
"If you want to discuss a link, the best place to do so would be the links board."
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:09,
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It's far from clearIf I were a new user I would take it to mean that it's ok to post your pictures or web projects - I'd then get quite narked when people started shouting "FAQ" at me.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:16,
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ask cr3 to clarify it some more, pretty sure he was in charge of it last time it got tweaked
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:19,
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Seems to me a lot ofpeople with very high profile numbers have so much sand in their vaginas that they would rather wait for an opportunity to get on their fucking high horses than actually contribute something interesting.
( Dr. trouser,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:06,
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to be honest i just wanted an opportunity to post my faq jacket:)
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:07,
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The high profile numbers mean we're better.That's how it works, right?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:36,
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push off grandadthe kids have got bikes now
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:05,
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FUCK FUCKoverreaction!!!
fuck! shit fuck fuck fuck fuck overreaction fuck fuck shit fuck overreaction fuck fuck fuck titmeadow, shropshire fuck fuck fuck !
FUCK!
something.
(fuck! shit fuck fuck fuck fuck overreaction fuck fuck shit fuck overreaction fuck fuck fuck titmeadow, shropshire fuck fuck fuck !
FUCK!
something.
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:11,
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Not sure if yours is the longestlurk or second longest but you are in the top two!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:29,
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It says something about not working in IE...
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:39,
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Ok, well it basically generates a fake headline of "noun-verb-adjective-noun"Example: "Musician burns truculant rabbi"
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:45,
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Jellyfish! How they are made......
benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:49,
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This is SCIENCE at its finest.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:52,
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And all this timeI thought the tingling sensation was because I was allergic to hotel shampoo.
\o/ *click*
(\o/ *click*
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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The resemblance is actually quite sadas turtles (that eat jellyfish as a big part of their diet) eat floating plastic bags and die
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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True, that.I am now sad. :-(
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:01,
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Me too :(Sorry Turtles.... I will stop making Jellyfish now....
( benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:02,
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I really should grow up"Making jellyfish" sounds slightly rude, and is making me happy again.
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:04,
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That's OKJoy gets reset to default maximum at 5:30pm - now I am happy again.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:29,
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Call Jahled and he will shoot it mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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You should put this out there for realAlthough West Midland Safari & Leisure Park might not be too happy about it
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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Viral Advertising.They should give me free tickets.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:07,
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love the wording, genuine lols here Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:05,
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I read today that teh quo are making a moviethat should keep the board busy for a few months
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:03,
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Hattie Jor Jessie Jacques
or Dawn French?
(or Dawn French?
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:34,
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I think I need a new screenthis one shows the board as black and white ;)
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:36,
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It's ok found itkids were playing with the laptop and set the colour settings
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:45,
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As long as you can see the number in the circle below
You should be all right
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:45,
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I can't see the number...but i can see the smiling seahorse, is this a trick?
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:47,
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You can't see the number?I'd check with an optician if I were you
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:49,
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last time i went there...I couldn't see the optician!
they had no appointments
* or some other shite joke...
... I'm so very tired!
(they had no appointments
* or some other shite joke...
... I'm so very tired!
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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greatguess I better head to vision express
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:50,
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Did you change it in your system settings?(Setting a mac's display to grayscale is actually a useful feature late at night, less harsh on the eyes)
(
B.T.,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:43,
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I don't have a mac due to being hetrosexual
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:45,
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Whenever you go to gay clubs these daysThey want your apple id to prove you are a 100% true pink nancy.
( B.T.,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:46,
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