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F**KIN' FOOTBALL AGAIN!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)

I've been asleep

Did I miss anything?

I left my laptop on and it was still logged into facebook and deviantArt. I just hope my flatmate didn't do anything stupid on it.

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Ghoti Fingers, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)

[MOD EDIT]

you [mod edit] the whole board, and [mod edit] got [mod edit] mod edited, and then [mod edit] off.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)

oh.

erm.

OH

Normally I'd show the laughing guy.gif here...

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)

yer maw

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)

Does your flatmate have an intimate knowledge of your online activity?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)

He just posted a picture of your cock.

Nothing to worry about.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)

looking at that cock there IS

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)

Actually, yeah.

Go see a fucking doctor or it'll drop off.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)

if yer mates chinese and they draw mad shit then yes

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)

grumpy [mod edit]

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)

Is mad shit a bad thing then? I took "mad shit" to mean "crazy stuff".

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)

away [mod edit]

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)

[edit]

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)

Some people said the mod was Happy Toast, was it Happy Toast?

Did Toasty break our nice things?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)

I have not idea what's going on..

I have buckfast..it's ok

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)

yay for buckfast!

I got half a bottle of sainsburys sherry

I should get some more, then post :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)

have you got a job now?

if not, what is the bulk price of bucky these days? I may need to invest.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)

working part time in a studio 3 days a week at the mo'

a bottle is about £6.60...tory wankers

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)

and I'd have to get it imported

good to know you've got some employment though.

I lost my job today.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)

sorry to hear that :(

hope ye find something else

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

ixnay on the odmay

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)

I don't know, but he's been... somewhat absent today...

MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL*

*Said in an angry Dalek voice.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)

something about more trouble than it's worth

personally, I'm down with Hedgey's comment about toys and responsible use thereof.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)

aye

I think there must be some bad convergence of astrological bodies or just plain ass going on today. :/

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)

more trouble than its worth indeed

and no point trying to correct people on the facts

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)

there never is

today is fucked

we should just cancel today and get on with tomorrow

not that it'll make any difference

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)

shit happens

keep making your ace art and don't edit people's posts except where it's porn, gore or other illegal or offensive things. Win win, all round.

I like your work and your contributions to the board, but I think your modding has been incredibly ill-judged.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)

What's wrong with a little gore?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)

Martin Gore!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)

^yup

We. Must. Make. B3ta. Better.

but then again I'm paranoid

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 0:11, archived)

I didn't even get to see it. (boo) Probably something I couldn't even imagine.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)

haha, you caused all this mess

I just took the brunt of it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)

That one little photoshop.

I guess Japanese artists are Gods or something.
Go figure.
www.b3ta.com/board/10747644

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)

Oh, so THAT's what started all this off. I was wondering.

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)

Yeah, I didn't have time to paint it myself o__o

Q & D you understand.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)

Fucking hell

She/it really is a fucking mentalist

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)

gaz'd me 32 times

32 TIMES! I didn't answer the last 3.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

Looks like I played

a part without even being there. Cool.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 0:44, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

*breathes*
ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 2:04, archived)

these cunts must be b&

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)

Yeah, facts are over-rated!

Who needs the truth?!
edit (by Mu): Note to self, don't taunt stressed mod.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:05, archived)

Did you 'moderate' Clay's posts last week?

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)

but I did reply to him in one as part of a gaz correspondence I was having with him which he then described as mods editing his posts.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)

No, but yeah, but

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)

The history of the event has been edited 1984 style

What actually happened was [mod edit]

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)

[mod edit]

[mod edit] [mod edit] but no

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)

[mod edit]

[mod [god edit] edit]

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)

Hodge is a very... opinionated guy.

From what I've seen looking back I don't really agree with the censorship, even when it's Mrs Batshit Insane herself. But I don't think it's really something worth getting that worked up about enough to leave. Guy did something we didn't like, once, he didn't smash a baby into sauce with a hammer.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)

I don't agree with censorship generally

but I've run around these boards screaming and throwing shit at the walls with barely a moment of worthwhile contribution for years.

It saddens me to see that there are others who actually contribute more than me being treated with much less respect.
As for Batshit Express, a lot is lost in translation. Cirencester is a strange town.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)

But your screaming and throwing shit at the walls...

Is always amussing though

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)

one is not amussed

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)

You musst be...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)

He over reacted to nothing much

b3ta is not a democracy; you are not free to feel you are able to post absolutely any content you want because it is your human right or some such bollocks, and nor have you ever been able to do so. It's not censorship, it's more along the lines of what the powers that be want on the board. In this instance the mod made a decision, and the teddy bears have been flying out of the pram ever since for some anal reason.

If you can't live with that then no one is forcing anyone to be here.

Edit: Oh and yes "Mrs Batshit Insane herself" is very apt, and also may be a clue

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)

[mod edit]

[mod edit] but [mod edit] Tories [mod edit] Malvinas [mod edit] Orwellian [mod edit] fruitbat.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)

Could I just ask a question at this point..

Are we going to do Stonehenge tonight?

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)

says the friend of the mod in question.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 0:18, archived)

So what

You are very good at generating hate and ill-will when you are in a bad mood

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 0:41, archived)

just because I think you're all clique cunts DOES NOT mean I'm in a bad mood

as for generating hate and ill will, you're very good at that yourself so don't fucking start

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 0:48, archived)

I agree that the moderation was wrong, and that leaving because of it would be an overreaction.

On the other hand, I did have the impression that Hedgehog was getting a bit disenchanted with b3ta even before this. I'll miss him, he was a funny guy, but there's no sense in anyone sticking around if they're not enjoying the place anymore.

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)

you can still enjoy the place and still feel a strong sense of injustice

like Jahled said, "b3ta is not a democracy; you are not free to feel you are able to post absolutely any content you want because it is your human right or some such bollocks, and nor have you ever been able to do so." Absolutely correct.

But the feeling for many years, since Rob had the argument about Derek and Clive, was that free speech was very much the order of the day.

And whether we like what we see (I speak collectively as a linguistic point, I don't assume backing) or not, it has been what we are accustomed to. And those who care about b3ta as a community are right to be dismayed by what has occurred recently.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)

He's actually been quite a busy guy in real life when I last spoke to him

All this happened early AM btw, grumpy heads may have contributed to much flouncing and dramatic posts. He's one of the loveliest blokes i've met off this place, so I hope he's not long gone

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)

"He's one of the loveliest blokes i've met off this place, so I hope he's not long gone"

this, very much.
Nice bloke, enjoyed meeting him and followed his travel blog with great interest too.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

True though, for he is

I'll miss him at the London bash this year

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

he might yet come

who knows?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)

Please stop.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)

L or I?

Your English and punctuation certainly improve when you have been "sleeping"...

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)

O_O

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)

I c wot u did there

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)

hah! blue link, as yet unstalked

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)

Poor prodge, no-one actually commented on your thing

and unfortunately I don't know who this is, so I can't really comment either...

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)

don't know who this is..

sadly they got what they wanted and most probably set out to do.

oh and it's an x men thing

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)

Meanwhile in the seedy underbelly of Gotham Ciity...

(SpiteClassic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:15, archived)

LIKE, TTLY ND

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:39, archived)

www.readersdoglist.com/img/dc/dc017.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)

[MOD EDIT]

That's [mod edit] mofaha. I can't believe how [mod edit] it is.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)

I missed all the drama. I hate missing the drama.

I like being the one to start it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)

[mu edit]

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)

My chances of being mod died in the Lizard Incident.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)

I'd be an amazing mod.

I'd pick one hour a week and edit rainbow dinosaurs into every post.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)

And when people complained the dinosaurs would be crying.

Fuck yeah!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)

I'd be a shit mod

for one specific fundamental reason.

I can't be arsed.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)

oh, great

now my desk has coffee all over it.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 1:44, archived)

YES IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT

FUCK EVERYTHING

And, furthermore, the hotdog I just had was awful, I should have had a baguette with the salads and the bcoans but no, I was lazy, I had a hotdog, and now. I must pay.

:(

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)

Is that a picture of me? That can't be a picture of me, I don't have a dress that smashing.

Or such lovely red shoes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)

well you should

you can't flounce in poundland clothes!

it's just not right!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)

those aren't shoes

they're bloody stumps

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)

Ah, the femur showing where the leg's been hacked off at the knee?

I like a lass who'll flash a bit of stump.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:43, archived)

tasty succulent bloody stumps

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)

Thought you had my back, man.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:47, archived)

The last time I was on board I was calling Moggy a dirty thieving pervert on your behalf.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)

Oh yeah. Do more of that.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)

Billy the Cat and his bit o' pussy relaxing in the garden...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)

Not Julie Newmar. Not real:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:04, archived)

Of course it's not real..

Billy's superheroing business has been so successful this financial year that he regularly blows thousands on girls and catnip. She's from an agency. Her name's Jenny Arnold and she's from Hull.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)

Who cares?

(apart from y'self)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)

Katie.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)

what would Katie think?

(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)

TeeHee!

Katie would be quite catty, I expect...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)

You silly sod.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 3:26, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)

NEVER FORGIVE

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)

Back off, Adolf, I'm assuming from here

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)

Haha

If "Nun of the Above" was referenced in a Doctor Who episode...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)

Maria is evil.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)

If that nun gets the runs

the pool will be cruel

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:56, archived)

Phwoar

でしょう

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)

Oh no...you caught the scribble disease.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)

Rah!

lovely

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)

(nice sig) :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)

zomg!

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Mousing, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)

You didn't see nothin'!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)

She's about to throw it, I guess that would make it a nunchuck

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)

nyuk nyuk nyuk

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)

how do you solve a problem like maria?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)

[MOD EDIT]

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)

It's like this...

[HappyToast edit]
Later that day...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)

speaking of which...

have you noticed... something :)

nobody else seems to have commented on it.

or maybe they have and it [rocker edit]

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)

I'm not at liberty to discuss *owthathurts* these things.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)

but surely everyone else has libertee

flamin libertee!

/mockney blog

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:59, archived)

Mums the word.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:04, archived)

Thank fuck you're still here

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)

Auto-flounce set for 2020.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:49, archived)

if you flounce you gotta make a pretty dress for it

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)

It will be the prettiest dress ever...with lots of sparkles.

Something like this:
www.bestbridalprices.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/houseofwu26667.jpg

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:56, archived)

oh my! that's just super!

*explodes in a pretty dressgasm*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)

Side Boob!

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)

OOps...i forgot to draw her clothes....omg

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:06, archived)

I think you remembered the important ones.

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)

FOUR NUNS, ONE CROSS!

Great work as always. Your 'Nuke Moggy' above is equally great

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:43, archived)

She is destroyed.

b3ta is saved..........\o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)

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Shlvng, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)

heil

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:43, archived)

You sir, have a fine appreciation of the female form.

fwaps

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)

I wanna be your slave....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)

I got one already. K thx /

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)

just relaxing on the kinect...

Click for bigger (277 kb)

HULK SMASH... HULK LOB .... etc

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)

Hulk foul.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)

As it's quiet

here's another Sophie Ellis Sextor

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)

You could say she puts a sexy...spin on things?

Edit: also would

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)

That tongue's been around the block

You can just tell.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)

man, it's probably done the whole urinal

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)

I'm not fussy where her tongue's been :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)

If she'd only stay still for a moment.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)

FUCK NO

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)

I love these threads

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:39, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)

Is that Pete Burns?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)

:D who is she?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)

You spin me round right round like a record right round....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)

wish sound could have been added

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)

nice belly action

and wavey red beam

good goofs

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)

it's a bit quiet at the moment

has everyone burnt out their posting gland for the day?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)

Im still here - lurking.

Trying not to comment or participate in banterage, as ill keep coming back to check for replies. Im supposed to be working, and im easily distr

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

Just got back from a meeting.

What's happened, has everyone flounced off?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)

e v e r y o n e h a s g o n e

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)

I was just having a [MOD EDIT] over that sexeh lady up there^

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)

I bet she loves [mod edit] and also [mod edit]

in addition to that, a jolly old vigorous seeing to with a throbbing man penis.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)

Still thinking about Jessie J's (alleged) lesbiantics, tbh

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)

what!

*googles*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)

Jessie J big lesbian apparantly

although that was in the sun the other day!

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No... oh, right...

right...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)

Ever read "The Pro"?

It deals with the tricky issue of a Superman-type spewing forth his seed.

And the unfortunate consequences.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)

utterly love the pro

however i have now lent the third copy i have bought out to someone who has 'lost' it.

recommend it to everyone on this board of deviants (not the god mod mind, they'd be terribly offended)

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)

No, for them I'd recommed 'Jesus vs Zombies'.

A rather amusing tale of a future second-coming battling Zombies in a scorched earth as the last defence of a Catholic megacity. That then takes a rather dark twist cleverly lifted straight from Alien 4...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)

I'm not aware of it though

this was inspired by the conversation in Mallrats where they discuss how Lois Lane's womb wouldn't be strong enough to take Superman's joof, he'd blast straight through her back like a shotgun etc.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)

this doesn't sound like the same "Pro" that I've got

Although it's a few years since I read it.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)

Sounds reet good

I got the first collected issues of The Boys, which is great fun.

right i'm off

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)

That's fucked up but funny.

He hits an airliner doesn't he?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)

Yes.

Then rescues it without any kecks on.

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)

Looks like the crew and passengers took one for the team.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)

Looks good to me.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)

can you imagine trying to get the stains out of the sheets?

fuck it, i'm off home.
'bye all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)

Agh! Its that whale-bothering thingy from 'Star Trek: The voyage home!'

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)

as long as it's not the other whale botherer

The planet Magrathea

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)

Except this one's after the Physeter macrocephalus

instead of Megaptera novaeangliae.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)

hahahahaha..

and haa

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)

Ahahaha'kinhell

'clicks'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)

utterly splendid

supersonic accelejaculate FTW

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)

I clicked this ages ago, but invisable clicks ain't the same as actually saying woo ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)

'Pear' can be found in Shakespeare. I found Shakespeare in a pear!

See the speeded carving process here

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)

Loon

^you are here.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)

Have him poached and sent to my room.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)

Or wrapped in Bacon:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)

you're just wrong

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)

horrible got it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)

me too

about 5 minutes too late

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)

har har

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)

that's bloody impressive. did you actually sculpt that?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)

Thanks and yes

see here

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)

marvelous

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)

was a right slimy mess by the end, never working with pears again!

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)

If he didn't, he's getting bard

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)

pfft

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)

Quality

If music be the food of love...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)

Just goes to show apPEARances can be deceiving.

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)

Spang!

And double Spang!

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)

That's rather impressive.

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)

Skills!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)

"Guaranteed to contain absolutely no references to L****N 2**2"

MODEDIT: Flounce deleted
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue525/

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rob, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)

Cheers Rob.

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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)

[MOD EDIT]

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)

I could tell you what [MOD EDIT] but it's [MOD EDIT]

as I'm caught between three [MOD EDIT] things. The [MOD EDIT]. A [MOD EDIT]. And that [MOD EDIT].

But [MOD EDIT] I've asked the [MOD EDIT] to calm [MOD EDIT].

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rob, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)

I appreciate the [MOD EDIT], but can't you [MOD EDIT] the [MOD EDIT]

it would really [MOD EDIT] the [MOD EDIT]

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)

Hooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [MOD EDIT] lllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)

WASPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP[MOD EDIT]YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)

Fuck's sake

Get it right. Instead of MOD EDIT you should be using XXX. That way it looks like triple hardcore porn, and you get more page views.

I'm not sure what you'd do with those page views since you don't serve adverts, but page views still count for something, right?

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boris the spider, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)

your use of XXX makes me want to unzip

*unzips*

Unlike the [mod edit] above which just leaves me feeling wet, lonely and confused.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)

wet are you?

*unzips*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)

I might have to smear myself in axle grease now

or even used chipfat

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)

Use the chipfat!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)

I think I have the honour

of having been the first today to mod edit my own posts. Except mine were with XXX which adds a whole new erotic dimension to my redacted rantings.

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boris the spider, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)

Hurrah!

Cheers Rob

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)

Ta muchly

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)

0_0

the thought of shooting zombies in a manor house so close to home well and truly chisels my marble

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)

I think they should try and get a disused tube or The Shard next

(

rob, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)

i think they should pay chavs to be the zombies

then pen them up and give me a high-powered paint gun

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)

Fucking this^

An abandoned tube station would be absolutely mental

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)

A tube station would be terrifyingly brilliant.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)

Anyone who has played Operation Metro on BF3

would beg to differ. Fish in a barrel. Abandoned office FTW!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

^precisely this

when the shopping mall appeared in the newsletter i was miffed that it was "darn sarf!".. but Warrington!!! that's literally just up the m62 from me!

I MUST HAVE A GO!

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)

THX

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)

the 'lympics video

is excellent

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)

hahaha, this

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)

Thanks Rob

*incoming first world problem*

Any chance of centering the newsletter in the browser window in the future? Reading a tiny strip of text to the far left of a large monitor makes my neck hurt!

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)

Ahahaha

That really is the most first world of first world problems.

(

boris the spider, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)

*flounces*

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)

Simple solution

Move your chair to the left for less neck ache.

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)

HUGE THROBBING MONITOR WITH TINY TEXT

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)

O_o

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)

The Thing loved hide and seek

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)

Hahahaha

*awaits Columbo*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)

*spangs*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)

i always found him to be quite shit, as superheroes go

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)

He was always acting stoned

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

*headdesks*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)

his superpower is being a rock

odds on he was created on a friday afternoon

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

probably

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)

Along with Captain StaresOutTheWindow, Staplerman and The Desklamp

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)

Lanterns, you say?

Yeah, but these are green.

WHOA.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)

And Captain Planet's

'The element of Heart' power.

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)

Aquaman was the result of a hungover Sunday with a presentation due the next day

"Like... we've got this guy, see? And he can talk to fish. And wears some pretty lurid clothes because fish have no fashion sense and won't criticise him."

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)

I like Mr. Grimm.

He makes an excellent punching bag for Hulk.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

i like Grimm

it's a good show

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)

Buffy the Goblinslayer.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)

i mainly watch it for monroe

i don't know why, but i like him

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)

If I'd be a superhero I would be Immigration Dude...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKhl6--cmIQ

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)

hahahahaha!

fuck, i feel sorry for bob!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)

This rocks!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)

^THis

(herman:D, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)

Arf!

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Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)

anyone got a newsletter subject line for the newsletter?

I don't have the time
to make this rhyme scan

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rob, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)

MORE MOD EDITS THAN PAUL WELLER'S CV

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)

Lulz

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)

THERE'S THE FUCKER THAT SPILLED MY PINT!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)

MORE ABSORBANT THAN AN ELEPHANT'S SCROTUM

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)

PENISHATS GET YOUR PENISHATS HERE

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)

STICK IT IN SIDEWAYS, IT'LL FIT JUST FINE

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)

the best mod edits of 2012

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)

MY HANDS SMELL LIKE FOOT

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)

DON'T TRUST HIM, HE'S A FISH

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)

This is a newletter. It's both newsy and lettery.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)

and new

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)

this is not just a newsletter

it's an S&M newsletter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)

Smash&Monkery!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)

*whips it hard*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)

*Devos*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)

Mono's bumhole

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)

I had a delicious flounce sandwich but a [mod eat it]

(

Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)

Leaking the details of Norwich City's next PR clusterfuck.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)

WE'RE THINKING ABOUT JESSIE J'S (ALLEGED) LESBIANTICS...TOGETHER

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)

SELOTAPE THIS TO YOUR BWELM HELMET, NIMRODS.

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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)

HAPPYTOAST SACKED

(

alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)

now now

[mod edit]

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)

What happen?

I always miss the drama. Was there drama?!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)

A mod edited Moggy's insane witterings

drama ensued

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)

Ah.

Is Dave not as bored with himself as the rest of us are yet?

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)

I have no idea

I'd almost forgotten about him until yesterday, and I've only taken him off ignore this morning to see what all the fuss was about

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)

[mod edit]

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)

Lots of flouncing due to some strange mod editing.

A lot of people are blaming Happytoast. I'm taking the Shaun of the Dead approach.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)

The Winchester?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)

good plan, Arfur

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

how's that for a slice of fried gold?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

I can't handle all this people being nasty to each other

I'm going to defect to DeviantArt or 9gag or somewhere.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)

APRIL SHOWERS

MAY JUST SMELLS

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)

EXCLUSIVE: ANDERS BREIVIK'S FULL CHUCKIE EGG WALKTHROUGH

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)

More appealing than Qatada's legal team.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)

MOD FLOUNCES AND DELETES INTERNET

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

Theresa May goes to bed early; misses newsletter.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

WHo says things are good in MODeration?

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

Guaranteed to contain absolutely no references to L****N 2**2

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)

Newsletter sent live from the Bahrain Grand Pri oh OH OH **** ARGHHHHHHHHHH

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)

Bah, rain! Revolting...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)

More drawn out than a Moggy flounce.

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)

PENISHATS

Put aside your flouncing, fellow b3tans and use this thread to draw penishats.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)

that certainly is an impressively-girthed penishat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)

...I suspect that this being a Jubilee year

this is probabaly illegal.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)

I give you her majesty's Cock Jester

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)

i do hope this doesn't lead to sexy conseqences

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)

wait, that's not a hat!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)

It is, its a skull cap, you can tell because you cant see his two little hairs.

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)

The hat doesn't go on the penis

it's supposed to be a penis

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)

penishat on cock

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Hoxton Bonnet!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Repost for penishat thread:

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)

Blackguards and ne'er-do-wells tremble at the mere mention of it..

(

Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)

NO LUKE, I AM YOUR PENISHAT

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)

pffft!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)

Pea from the last compo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)

If you insist

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)

aww, look how happy he is

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)

Ha ha

It doubles up as a wig as well, by the look of it.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)

ha likes it

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)

YES

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)

too late

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)

After all the drama today I think we'll all need a rest....

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)

Hurrah!

*flounces*

*returns a few hours later to spout more nonsenical gibberish*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)

FJFSJGFUSW PINEAPPLE PEELER

fnksngis ATOMIC afksfhisah

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)

I believe this is available in Ann Summers already?

Nice work

(

Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)

POKE 23609,0

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)

Interfering with a miner?

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)

you're a nonsense, chutters

but we love you for it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)

He is going to end up

with a weak end himself like that.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)

A bit of bum poking makes every thing better.

Happy weekend to you too.

(

Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)

Fridays are the very best day for bum pokings!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)

Huzzah!

(

Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)

Who ya gonna call?

(

Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)

Ha ha ha!

/tries to open gateway to hell, fails as controller isn't pointing at the screen.

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)

Don't cross the controllers!

;)

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)

heh heh heh :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)

Haha!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)

the weegie would only sell it for smack

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)

Haha

*aims for the flat top*

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)

Pfft!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)

I was thinking about ghosts and that

cos most ghosts you hear about are always old Elizabethan geezers in hats or some screaming woman murdered in 1485...but in years to come, ghosts will be chavs who've been stabbed outside Costcutter or ODing junkies, so in 100 years' time Derek Acorah (for he is immortal) will be channelling ppl saying "I is gona get some blades an' well slit you up bruv innit"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)

hahahaha

You been smoking again mate?

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)

That's how I imagine Derek Acorah to talk off screen anyway.

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)

A medium went to my ex's pub, and was wandering around all the upper rooms going

"Ooh, yes, something definitely happened in here. I think someone died in here..."

It's a building that's over 600 years old. It'd be a fucking miracle if someone hadn't died in there at some point.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)

\o/

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)

Nice.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)

Careful Now. Down with this sort of thing.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)

You are so getting B&

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)

DRAMA!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)

Yummy.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)

Needs more B&

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)

There he is!

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)

well that's disturbing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)

And then I'll be ripped into tiny pieces, mashed up with saliva and drowned in acid.

Not so fucking happy toast.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:23, archived)

It's what it's made for.

Like the cow that wants to be eaten at The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)

living the dream

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)

Nice CSS trick in your profile!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)

oh god...

that's just...

oh

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)

YOUR TOAST IS TOO BROWN

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)

GAME OVER MAN!

GAME OVER!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)

IS THIS SMALL ENOUGH FOR YOU!!!

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)

CRUMBS, DM!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)

DOOF DOOF DOOF

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)

if a mod edit is tagged as such and it's done to remove kiddie porn, scat, animal cruelty etc then that's fine in my eyes

if it's anything else then i think it needs to stop, censorship's been slowly growing on the internet and i like that fact that b3ta's very free in that sense. i didn't see the moggy thing so i'm not commenting on that, just a general thing really

*goes back to playing fallout 3*

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)

From what I can gather it was just more of her usual paranoid rambling

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)

But we enjoy the ramblings

it makes us all feel more sane

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)

As I've already said, it shouldn't be touched by a mod unless it's spam, porn, gore or someone's personal details.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)

I'd love to see a combination of all 4 in the same post

just once

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)

I was thinking exactly the same thing

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)

4 HIT COMBO!!!

K.O.!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)

Now, it's friday so let's drop the drama

and have some funny

(Not you SBF, everybody)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)

I dunno - some of it is pretty funny.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)

NOT FAIR

I want some funny as well. Time for a penishats thread?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)

It's always time for a penishats thread!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)

My response to the last time JJ asked what he should draw the'day:

Porn overdraft suicide with tinned meat (2012), oil on canvas, JollyJack
A body is laying over a kitchen table with its brains blown out, its head resting on a bank statement with the details clearly visible. Also present on the table is a pistol, an open copy of Malaysian Muffs Monthly and a tin of chopped pork and ham.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)

Those whoare ahead of their time are often forgotten by it.

Sounds wise, but I just made it up.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)

phwoar

is it lunchtime yet?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)

Braw!

Have chips with that

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)

Sorry for the delay - fight with BA website

Will this do?

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)

FP THIS NOW

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)

Hahahaha, Gor

it's been a while since I read those

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)

YES!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)

TOAT!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)

Needs more Marmite

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)

power crusts, absolute power crusts absolutely

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)

B& on the run...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)

Did you purposely make it 404x404 pixels?

Because that would be awesome.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)

404 B& NOT FOUND

Not to mention teh sans.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)

hahaha

^ this

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)

SO GONNA TO GET CAUGHT

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)

Strangely I've never heard anyone say this this phrase before until now

apart from my father.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)

Wash days, eh?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)

right, I have to go and do things in the real world

fucking shitty real world!

*shakes fist!*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)

Those are ceiling tiles. You posted this upside down!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)

Ha ha!

I missed a trick there, didn't I?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)

Those colours are going to run...

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)

Don't worry.

He uses a colour catcher in every wash.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)

Hah, very good!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)

Spider Man, Spider Man

Does his laundry in his under pants! (nice work btw) What's his pink/yellow suit look like on?

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)

That's Mary Jane's load

I think.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)

Mary Jane's Load...hmmm

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8685247

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)

Hahahahahahah

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Ninj, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)

haha, yes!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)

no reason!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:05, archived)

let's get Websherrif to round them up

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)

wese gonna needs we a posse!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)

i don't see the relevance of cats to this situation?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)

that's what they want you to think

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)

Ah hahaha

Well done. This is from the top-drawer, young Discomeats.

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)

YAY!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)

They were chasing some pissingfuck

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)

Shit! a pissingfuck!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)

ARF!

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Shlvng, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)

*glee*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)

Looks like griefers in Minecraft

to me!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)

I don't know what that means, but I'm sure it results in flouncinium, the chemical element for power flouncing

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)

heh heh

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)

sometimes it just.. can't be helped :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)

I think Happytoast is a [mod edit]

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)

as I said previously, bad juju

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)

After a quick backspazz,

Arf!

Is B3ta full of drama students now?

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)

I don't think they're students

I think they're fully qualified

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)

Oh god no!

Not Performance Artists!!

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)

Some of them are...

MIMES

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)

Drama students

WITH HUGE HAMS!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)

No Shadows!

Vampires!!!!

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)

yes! specifically vampires, and not a result of me being too lazy to draw shadows.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)

Pip's been nawty-stepped

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)

Aww poor robot's been b&

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)

ROBOT????

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:46, archived)

Gender change roboticize

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)

Is that not an antenna sticking out the top of it's head?

;)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)

SILLY HEKIM! PIP IS NOT ROBOT!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)

He's a Parrot right?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)

I thought it was a hyrax

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)

He certainly looks like he likes a cock or two

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:46, archived)

now he'll have to get a proper job

a minimum wage one with no hope for advancement of anything other than health issues.

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)

i had someone busting my balls the other day because i 'need to get out of my flat' and work at some big massive studio where ill be another faceless cog in a giant machine

I love being self-employed working at home, but it does suck not getting out and about and meeting new folks.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)

That's the only thing I miss about working in a studio: the like-minded co workers.

......but then I think about it and the only thing we ever really did was bitch about how much we hated management and how great it would be if we could work from home.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)

I remember some guy at gamespy complaining that apparently he didn't have a real job because he worked at home

this was despite earning more money than all the people complaining he didn't have a real job working at home combined.

Working form home has it's suck, but if you can get by on it and not have to suffer the usual ingrained head fucking "office games" of one form or another I can only say, yay.

Ups and downs with everything I guess.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)

^this

I'd never go back

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)

[This post has been removed by a moderator]

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)

[mod edit]

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)

well fuck a duck

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)

YOU ROTTEN SHIT

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)

Topical!

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)

XDXDXD/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)

~~ebuy~~b3ta

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)

I'M THERE. :(

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)

Yay!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)

Poor Dave's confused/special, just keep nodding and back away slowly!

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)

How many times is that you've quit B3TA, now?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)

Now I writing messages for b3ta members.

and working

てめー、人の不幸ネタにしやがってふざけんじゃねえ

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)

HappyToast was wrong.

Even if he banned me temporarily, it is counterproductive.
He has misunderstood me.
I am angry that annoying to the non-relation people. to atomic.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)

Atomic is nothing to be angry about.

It's been over 60 years and you got a nice museum out of it.
Let it go.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)

*edit delete*

*edit delete*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)

And how exactly does this have anything to do with you?

Also this is an ENGLISH board so can you stick to posting in english

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)

Dont tell the celts

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)

Bloody romans had the right idea

build a big wall to keep the fuckers out of england

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)

hahahaha

Póg mo Thóin!

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)

INNAN DU INSTALLERAR OCH ANVÄNDER DENNA PRODUKT FÖRSTA GÅNGEN BÖR DU NOGGRANT LÄSA DENNA SNABBGUIDE OCH MONTERINGSANVISNINGARNA!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)

We....don't.....speak....Japanese.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)

I already translated.

:translated:
I was draw the pict. But the character is not mine.
I was draw and uploaded fanart on the web.
I wanted tell "There is such character, I love it." for the people.
I was not draw no traced. I didn't draw it for remodeling.
and I has pain for exposed in other places(for example b3ta).
So I will lose motivate for drawing pictures.
Please. I hope delete the pict from the board.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)

Lemons and pears.

Apples and mangos.
THE BELLS OF ST CLEMENTS!!
DOGS AND CATS, LIVING TOGETHER.
MASS HYSTERIA!

care? not a flying foop-de-foop.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)

お前ほんまぶっ殺すぞ

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)

Oh fuck I just cracked a rib

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)

I'm well aware of being daaaaaamn awesome....

....but to be able to learn Japanese in the 4 or so minutes since I last said "we don't speak Japanese" is beyond even my power.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)

Something about blowing Honma?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)

Osaka slang.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)

So; on top of using a language that no one speaks.....

you're using colloquialisms that only people from your specific region of Japan will understand?
In the words of the immortal bard: get bent.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)

Anyway, Some people has pain for STUPID b3ta wank guy, it name is atomic.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)

Some people has pain for STUPID b3ta wank guy, it name is Dave

Constant fucking drama

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)

I'm female.

*go away Paul*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)

I am jet to see proof of this

I thought you had finally got what b3ta was about and then you start all this up because atomic photoshopped someone else's pic

Believe it or not I didn't paint the original of this but Van Gogh didn't complain

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)

he was probably listening with the wrong ear

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)

Van Gogh is already dead.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)

That's what he wants the world to think

he's actually running an independent small-package courier service from an industrial estate in Slough

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fuscous, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)

And your point is

So is Tupac but he played a show last week

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)

no way

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)

but ALL of your work is a rip off of somebody else's

you should die of the shame, if not the irony

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)

4EVA IN R HARTZ

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)

RIP

Are little Angle!

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)

I don't see how Debbie Harry fits into this at all.

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)

Bippy boopy buppy poo

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)

oh hai, b3ta wank guy

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)

he said "You are my slave" to me.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)

You ARE my slave, Dave!

Work it, bitch!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)

気持ち悪い、やめろ。

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)

I never wank on b3ta.

That is just my own personal rule.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)

I am wanking right now

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)

This entire saga is probably the most exciting and entertaining thing that will happen in my world today.

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)

I'm trying to get some

work done. Could you lot all stop and resume after 5?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)

heh. Dito. It's the only reason I'm merrily pouring accelerant on this particular conflagration :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)

It's amusing me greatly,

please continue. If there's tears before bedtime you get bonus points.

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)

Awwww, I'm late

I don't believe it. If I'd have known you guys were going to put on such a fantastic show, I'd have nipped to the shops and got some popcorn! This is the bestest ever post-flounce argument evarrrrr! A+++++, would definitely read again.

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)

And I forgot to add

私のホバークラフトは鰻でいっぱいです

As is yours. So watch it.

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)

Normally about 2:15 but it looks like it's early today

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)

But it wasn't your picture

If someone else has a grievance why get involved

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)

Yes.

But I don't want to do annoying to non-relation people.
and I'm not confused. ;)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)

This is b3ta

we photoshop other peoples pics, I don't hear people like Richard Branson and Prince complaining when photoshopped

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)

不満を今書いただろ。お前の目腐ってんのか？

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)

priceless

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)

.......FUCK.......OFF.......!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)

mmm bbq tiem

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)

oh, it's all about the Picts now is it, I see

*mel gibsons*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)

Google translates as:

I am the person who drew the picture. "
Character that is not mine but.
"Painting as a secondary creation, has been posted on the web.
Have a character like this, I like the fact that this character
Quote: "I wanted them to know everyone.
Been remodeled in this way from a picture I drew and painted this picture was originally the reason for different purposes
Being exposed to a variety of people is no longer very hard, want to do another painting.
What is not possible to erase the picture has been altered from the bulletin board is asking from? "

It is hard to understand the translation. One of the moderators on b3ta deleted your picture for some reason?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)

Yeah. HappyToast deleted my pict/thread.

He decided as trolling it.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)

Moggy, I see you're having a go at Atomic over on deviantArt as well.

That's not very constructive behaviour is it?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)

Yes.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)

If you don't like him or his work, use the 'ignore' option beside his name

when he posts on b3ta. That way none of his posts will appear when you are on b3ta.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)

Delete is best.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)

I enjoy following the rules... ^__^

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)

I NEVER FORGIVE ATOMIC

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

LOOKOUT! AAHHHHHHHHH!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)

hahaha

superb!

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)

*wanks*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)

www.b3tards.com/uploader.php?show=u/b24ff8de3b17cc6ab42c/valentineforpip1b.jpg

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)

Exactry

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)

Pfft. Seriously?

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Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)

SUPPLIES

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)

we`re talking professional troll, here

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)

*suspiciouses*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)

Ed Zachary!

Seruslee Dave?

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)

Ah, it all makes perfect sense now...

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)

It's the other way around.

She wanted an image of atomic's removed because he'd added his own mark to somebody else's picture, which the Mod declined to do.
The note she left this morning spoke of how this was unacceptable to her, so she was leaving.

I might be wrong, but that's the way I read it.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)

Ah, right.

Too much drama. It's like a bloody soap opera round here at the moment.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)

DOOF DOOF DOOF

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)

please

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)

Hahaha!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)

pfft

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)

ahahahahaha

guilty, guilty laughter.

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Shlvng, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)

Leave me out of your fantasies.

You're just a b3ta basher! FUCK OFF!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)

hahaha, very good

Poor Dave's confused

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)

I calm down.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)

Shut-up, Dave!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)

If you don't wank, disgusting. *fear*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)

I find your wank of fear disgusting

DAVE

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)

CANCER!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)

Bye Dave

I thought you threw the banjo off the cliff?????

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)

\o/ welcome back!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)

Oh, Dave's back an hour earlier than I predicted.

Hello again Dave, is it raining in Cirencester?

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Shlvng, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)

Poor Dave

It was just a cry for help :(

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)

Jesus wept.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)

I imagine he did

As the nails were hammered in

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)

Lightweight.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)

Ha ha

the bottle-bottom glasses make sense now

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fuscous, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)

Dont Tell Lois (please!)

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)

wanking through a stargate?

That's pretty avant garde, man.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)

..sending your spunk to another galaxy!

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)

hyper dimensional spaff propagation

this is how the universe started!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)

HAHAAHAAH

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)

haha, some day my prince will . . .

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)

INFRONT OF THE DOVES!

THAT'S FUCKING SICK!

HAHAHA

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)

They're waiting in line

She LOVES the animals just as much

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Q4nobody, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)

CLOACA CLOACA CLOACA

SPLAT

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)

haha...

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)

Iron

Iron Man is a character....Iron Woman is a command

(spacebwoy Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be with Jesus, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)

haha..

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)

hahahahahaha

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)

Ha ha ha!

There was a discussion about Supes with the runs, yesterday. Suffice to say it didn't end well for the people of Metropolis.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)

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