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# on balance, I think I like doing wees more than poos


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(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
# *quietly tip-toes off for the evening*
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# JollyJack as Maria cannot escape the wee!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
#
しつこい。つまらん。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# What point are you trying to make posting in Japanese all the time?
Very few other people here speak it, although we can all run it through google translate, so it's not like you're keeping anything secret from non-Japanese people. All you're doing is annoying people/encouraging people to ignore you even more.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:18, archived)
#
お前の話はもっとつまらん

You're talking about more boring
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:21, archived)
#
Я не могу читать японский
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
#
કેવી રીતે ગુજરાતી વિશે શું?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Thai writing always looks amazing
Like alient hieroglyphics or summat

I love how russian looks, too. It LOOKS like it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
# It is very pretty yes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Parler en anglais! Personne ne vous comprend!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Ixnay on the Enchfray
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:35, archived)
#
Ego sum ​​abusum Google Perfruere
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Flobablob flobadobadob
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:39, archived)
#
コックアナグマ膣性交
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:48, archived)
# she works for google translate and is trying to get their page hits up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:23, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
# This is probably the most sensible thing posted on here today.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Or is he perhaps just typing in his first language?
Seems to me he gets moaned at and ridiculed all the time for his use of English, maybe this is a reaction to that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:23, archived)
# For sure
Just pointing out that it makes her more ignorable
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Haha
Not quite ignorable enough for you yet though, eh :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
# It doesn't come up as characters unless I get some sort of plug-in.
Imagine a full Japanese keyboard, huge. (8-o
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Use translation party to translate, it makes more sense that way
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
# This is what posting on /talk does to people.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:23, archived)
# yeah cause gigglywiggly aint been on /bored before
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:39, archived)
# He's a Thread Vampire!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:18, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RIrBiVuN3w
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
# yahmonvampire i can dig it
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
# She looks like something from star trek now
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:27, archived)
# that's not look like totally to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:39, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Your words make him think of testicles
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Whateven
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:11, archived)
#
あーはいはい　ご苦労さん
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:27, archived)
#
フーッ
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:30, archived)
#
改善されました。また、私はおしっことうんちしたいの
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:35, archived)
#
トイレ行け
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:40, archived)
#
彼はあなたの頭の上にそれをやりたい
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:42, archived)
#
それが本当だからそれはおかしい。
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Cut your lower body.
You don't need Excretion!!
Hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Self-mutilation
that's your answer to everything
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
# NO Self-mutilation
I cut your lower body.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# This is the sort of talk that gets people into trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Heh heh heh XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# KNIFE FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Yes!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# But Bourbon was the one who wanted to wee and poo on you
Stab HIM in the ass
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
# *Shake my head from side to side*
そんな事実はありません
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:12, archived)
# I never confirmed this.
And I think stabbing me in the arse would make things a whole lot worse. :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:52, archived)
# I never want to think hurt you.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:59, archived)
#
ぞんざいに描かれたコック
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:37, archived)
#
ああ、私はそれが帽子だと思った。
ダブル'シュー'。
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:44, archived)
#
唯一ごとに3つの陰毛
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
# XD
ソ連の日本2恥骨のハハで
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# this is very good, i too may take a turn at manga inspired art
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
# alright mongleknockers
I'm having a /board adventure day!
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:40, archived)
# and why not, i'm in from work now, i'll fire up the old photoshop and deface some of this shitcunts manga tracings
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# hello mongycocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# why dont you just fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
#
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Curious quiver-hover poop action
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:01, archived)
# "Now, do I drop, or do I go back in?"
Indecisive turd
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Turds without the strength of will shall be easily defeated
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
# if you watch it too long
it looks like the poo is jumping up, trying to get in his bottom then giving up and sliding back down
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha, great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# I knew you'd like that
you sick little puppy
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
# On the best part! O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Ew
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:26, archived)
# This might be my new favourite thing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:59, archived)
# mongycocks mongycocks
mongycocks
cocks cocks♪
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:00, archived)
# should of atom bombed you lot out of exsistance when we had the chance
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha XD
GO FOR IT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
# DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH LUV, EH, CANT UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU SAY, ITS ALL YING YONG WING WONG
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
#
いや、だいたいわかるって。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
# jst gone 6 luv, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Alf Garnet, is it you?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:20, archived)
# am i spying a white knight?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:23, archived)
# \o/
Let's toss the whole world!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:11, archived)
# use the whole world as a sex toy?
It's the only route to peace
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# I was hide under it
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Poooooooooooo
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Man, I'm funny.
I should put a flood warning out when I post my work because of the number of people that just piss themselves when they see it.

SERIOUSLY! Gut. Busting.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
# I don't get it...
are you asking for inspiration for another image?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# how about a time travelling mammory gland who has been sent to the future to learn about more environmentally friendly forms of desalination
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# then dies of WAKI!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Dont tell Spielberg!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# *Clears space in flounce museum*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
# At least he's 1st to comment almost all the time.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Oh wow, just looked down the board for the first time today. Can I join in?
YOUR ALL CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
# I've not been following SA recently
What happened in the last one again?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I liked that time when the cat-thing did something stupid
and that time the anthropomorphic animals with massive tits wore very little
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:54, archived)
# I'm gonna RIS the context
Even if I know Emvee doesn't care about SA
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Nice squit!
Emvee VS JollyJack = the battle of ages

Well - less of a battle. More like a handbag fight
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# haha looks like we could be entering the flounce zone
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I'M LEAVING FOREVER!!!!!!1111one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:06, archived)
# farewell sweet prince
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Dont forget to draw some red on your fingertip
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
# and post a screencap on your dA page
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# ?
What's matter?

何か問題でも？
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Emvee pointed out the Sequential Art is not funny.
JollyJack has fired off a snappy comeback.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# At least he drew one of mine this time :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Hello loser!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:17, archived)
# I see. :)
But I love SequentialArt the web comic.
If Emvee can draw funny comic than JollyJack, I trust him.
However, there are not such fact.
Emvee is LOSER

Emveeの負け〜。 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# yeeeeah.....I wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:21, archived)
# YOU SHOULD NOT ACCEPT "LOSE"
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:30, archived)
# NEVER ACCEPT LOSE! LIVE LIKE A WINDRAMMER!
This is what the internet has taught me.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Oh Its cool!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:08, archived)
# I am sure Emvee could draw funny comic than JollyJack
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:22, archived)
#
あなたの意見は聞いてない
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:29, archived)
# I already covered the whole SA-isn't-funny-if-you-don't-follow-the-plot-arc thing in my own webcomic way back in 2008


but fuck drawing, that's what photoshop is for
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Why is it always writing in your comics?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
#
言葉多すぎて何が言いたいのかわからん。

There are too many sentence/words.
I can not understand them.
SORRY I THINK NOT FUNNY.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:27, archived)
# shame, it's hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Cartoon that transcends the culture is interesting. But This is not fulfilling the conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Thats actually quite a profoundly phrased statement
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# cartoon can be drawn even if there is no statement.

This is cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:25, archived)
# you're making it too easy now
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I did hide under shit
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10764877
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
#
ごめん、これもつまらん。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:00, archived)
#
as the great philosopher Tang Wu once put it
ダ·母クソ騒ぎをもたらす

(...why does google translate make "ruckus" into "fuss"?)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# a ruckus is a kind of fuss
you have to fight the context monster
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Emvee set up
Jollyjack the bomb
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# All Jollyjack's base are belong to Emvee
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha
I don't geddit
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Harder! Faster!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# This is relevant to the board.
Scorpion and spider belong here too.

Most of what you do belongs on your own webcomic site and not here.

The ones where you take up a thread just asking for some ideas for your webcomic are just wank.

I unignored you because someone said this was funny, but it was not, it was just sad.

You can draw really well and sometimes you are funny, but fucking hell, stop behaving like a tit.

We have that shitty little Scottish twat for that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 19:35, archived)
# That was a joke, right?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# this is really making me giggle
hometime, peeps.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# In space...
...no-one can hear you giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
# 'bye
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
# MAKE IT STOP
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# ^this :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:17, archived)
# holy crap, how did I miss this
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Utter bar-stewards

RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
# If you want a vision of the future
imagine a bottle stamping on a squirrel's back, forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# but the squirrel is also the bottle
*HEADFUCKS*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
# GIN-CEPTION! BWAAAAAAAAAAARRRHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Thems good bwarrms
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# People are surprised when companies behave like this.
Business is about winning at any cost, to anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# T'choh, it's been ages since I had a Sheridan's
I may have to acquire a bottle(s)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I need a de-ris for the de-ris?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# ^
makes no fucking sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I was looking at Diageo's brands, and thought the Sheridan's bottle looked a touch like a boot...
Aaand the squirrel is a BrewDog thing
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:39, archived)
# there's nothing as refreshing as freshly-squeezed rodent juice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I like doing poos and wees


Click for bigger (474 kb)

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
#
なにこれひでぇ。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
#
私はあなたが高層ビルから落ちる期待
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Google Translate for the win
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# him translation is loser.
君は本当の日本語を知らんようだな。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:41, archived)
#
残念だったね！　この近くには高層ビルはない！
Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha! ORDURE THREAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Artbase: shit
Homage: piss
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
# dunno what that means, I'll take it as a compliment
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
# It means I like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Say it again, this time with passion
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# *Stab your eyes*
Of course with passion!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Now I'm feeling it
now call me a massive prick like JollyJack does

yeah

that's the way
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Are you going to cut yourself again?
Might I suggest a main artery this time.

Aim for the neck or groin.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# haha, i like doing poos and wees too!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# seriously, who doesn't like doing poos and wees?
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
# I don't.
I find them a waste of my valuable time. I'd rather express diamonds through my japs-eye any day of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:39, archived)
# *stab your head*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab
Heh heh heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
# you massive shitcunt
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# your blood is beautiful! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Its probably quite difficult to do both, standing up though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# not if you have both bladder AND faecal incontinence, it's a piece of piss. and poo.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I saw a "painting" in the local art gallery recently
that really did look like the artist used multiple shades of poo and a palette knife. I'll have to go back and photo the monstrosity sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# 'I like this!'
And yet, I never thought I would.
(TheCastrator, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:45, archived)
# cut your legs!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Now this is art.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# NO
Fart.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
# NO
Mimsyflaps.
(TheCastrator, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
# It's that guy that pisses and shits.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
# no, he does wees and poos
no need to be vulgar is there
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:36, archived)
# I'm just glad he finally made it out of the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:48, archived)
# You're gonna need a bigger pram...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# three tons of 'im
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Coochee coo, you son of a bi-
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# hims be chubbeh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# oh oh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# fuck off back to deviant art
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
# oh man, diz be well sexah!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# this furry manga shit does nothing for me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# but /board do so love it
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# never did before, /bored forgot its remit, sadtimes
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# they've changed man, they've changed
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
# comic sans? you fat ballbag
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# fat ballbag, lol, i like that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# good that isn't it? I might call him that again some time.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# does he like to bounce on tits aswell?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Frogporn.....ban this sick filth
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# hello talk board
do we all go over there now to read about your plans to come over here?
Like some kind of exchange student thing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# you can if you like, we're very welcoming
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# I've been over a few times
survived quite unscathed, which was surprising
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# it's not as bad as it was
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# this is true, you're like a bunch of old women complaining about Songs of praise now
very disappointing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Basically, I made it so shit all the good people left.
Along with all the shit people. Now it's just me and some bot script I wrote to upset myself.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# *applauds*
is that heaven or hell for you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# with schizophrenia, you're never alone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# I am
my other personality is a dead Albanian dog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I went there once
I want my shoe back
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# shoe on head?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# i think /talk should play here more, it'd get rid of the manga shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# ^
one of the /talk people was trying to entice her over there to replace the last mental oriental you had
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# that'll be stuj, he still misses ding
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# you say play, you mean swear at people because you don't like other people having different interests to you
I'm not siding with the manga shit though, I think most of it should be on a manga site. Some is fine, variety is the spice of life and all that.
Much like the occasional talk invasion is entertaining :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# FUCK OFF YOU SPASTIC FUCKING SHITCUNT
like that?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# glad I could help :)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# that reminds me, hubare, of something I, hubare, did earlier

(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# I like this image, posted by me - hubare
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# it's funny because we're all alcoholics!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# ewww, horrible stuff. got any Bollinger?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# how many hands tall is the extremely high horse you're riding?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# :D
sadly I have no horse, nor hands, just these bareluy uasaablke styujmps.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# i'm sure there is a forum for posting pictures of old buildings/manga/filters, b3ta is for jokes
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# well you say that
I noticed the FAQ doesn't specify at all, "show off your creative skills. the main board for all your projects, such as animations, photoshopping and images" nothing about it being funny. Which is lucky as funny is subjective.

But I agree, more funny less photos/manga. Not none, just more effort on the lols.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Yeah stick it to him.
{:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I think I'm sticking it to everyone there
including myself no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Hmmm a sensible stance coupled with an appreciation of the actual rules and more talent;
may be interpreted by the more rebellious as a parental position. Against which the adolescent mind will push, to test boundaries.

Somebody has to be that parent for them to be against otherwise their group will slowly implode as they attempt to out-rebel each other.
Thus the state of /talk.

Either that or they were raped by toast.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Accusing people of swearing at people for having different tastes is fucking wank.
Fuck you, cock-poison.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# haha bullshit!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# well, you've got our number.
game's up folks, time to leave b3ta and stranglewank more :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
# I quite agree
I think /talk should now be shut down so that /board moves faster again and pointless manga shit is drowned in good old British abuse. /talk should also make their jokes and abuse in MS Paint, illustrated with crude pictures of whatever comes to their fancy, and get around the whole "Post a picture, shitcunt!" thing that way.

This looks like sarcasm but it's not, I want /talk back on /board, it'll give this place an amphetamine shot of abuse and bile that I think it's sorely missing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# sounds like you want it to be 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
# not at all
but more silly jokes and fewer people taking things a bit too seriously would go down quite nicely. as i understand it /talk was set up because /board was moving too fast for people to chat in existing threads. /board's slowed down a lot, so the reason for it has lessened
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
# 
                 _   _
                / \ / \
              _|_0/-\0_|_
             /     "     \
             \'-._____.-'/     -- COR! get your tits oot for the ladz!
          .--.'._     _.'.--.
          |   \/       \/   |
          |   /         \   |
       ___\  /  /     \  \  /___
      \__   (   \__ __/   )   __/
       /__  |\    _/_    /|  __\
         |_/ /_/\_\ /_/\_\ \_|
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# we'll have less bullying of fat ballbag mark, he is over sensitive about his man tits
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# not according to the quite sexually aggressive gaz'z he keeps sending me.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 9 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# SQUAWK!!!
*fwaps*
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# croak
ゲロゲーロ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# ah so
I even did the eyes while typing that, you dirty shitcunt hip slut
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# oh, come on
there's no way that bra is the right size for the frog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Its his sisters'.
'noon
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
# 'noon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Fake
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# OMG you're right!
what a fucking fat ballbag!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Wait a sec, aren't you 60% of /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
#

And a Dead Lobster
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Massive RIS
also, looks nothing like a lobster
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# i smell blackmail
tasty, tasty, interspecies blackmail
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# nice lobster
I've read that several times, I still don't follow. Is Hilary the one at the job centre. Does Kat know her? Kat's a bitch for laughing at someone being made redundant. Or is there more to it than that?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# It looks nothing like a lobster - dead, or otherwise!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
#
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=lobster+johnson&hl=en&site=webhp&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=YIKqT_TsD8bG0QWb2M3xAw&ved=0CHkQsAQ&biw=1282&bih=774
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Is that a URL, or are you happy to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Looks a bit like Ghost from Modern Warfare 2, if I'm honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# :(
Sad memories
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# For me, the CoD games stopped being enjoyable after the 4th one.
It's just ridiculous now. The single-player's really good though, especially MW3's.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Keep up man!
Yiffery and Kat were rivals at school. Hilarity ensues with their every meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# rival schools united by fate?
why are they reliving childish school memories, are they not adults/capable of reasoning?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# how many adults do you know
that, despite actually being capable of reasoning, still act like petulant children?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I don't know any that maintained a row from school
but yes, I'm incredibly childish in as much as I do handstands and eat a lot of cake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# i know 2 girls who haven't spoken to each other for 33 years
all because one poured pva glue on the head of the other's sindy doll
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Well, one's an anthropomorphosised cat that lives with a penguinman/ hyrax and a bloke with Weetobix eyebrows, not to mention some squirrels with tits and
the other is an anthropomorphosised rabbit businesswoman. I am not qualified to judge the potential maturity/immaturity of the protagonists in this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# ahaha
this is science
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Any madcap zany antics?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Wackiness aplenty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# He told Kat
He told kat.
Now we can't have a funny plot involving Pip and Hiraly going on some amusing get rich quick scam which ends in some weird clusterfuck.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
#
funny amusing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# What's not to like?
They try and convince a bunch of dim witted doofuses to invest in a "three point" scheme, hear the cops coming and jump through a glass window. Fun for the whole family
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# I've no doubt all that will happen
just that "funny" and "amusing" aren't terms I'd use to describe the average SA plot arc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# How would you know?
You don't read SA.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I read b3ta, which is where you post it
or do you save the funny ones for some other website?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# So you're well aware that it's an on-going strip?
Ah! I get it. You constantly saying "I don't get it" to a narrative segment taken out of context is your stab at humour!
I thought you were just being a massive prick.
My bad.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# miaoww!
JJ's got the hump, it's because talk are here, they're like Loki's magical staff making everyone angry!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# is there anything a penis can't solve?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# The case of how to open a door.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# global warming
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Knots.
Edit: That's B3TA compo idea if ever I heard one :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Job interviews.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Worked pretty well for Dirk Diggler.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Surely you mean "stand......"
....nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# D'ooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Hasnt anyone shopped penises on to robot and weetabix man yet?
They could be wanking at whatever is on the laptop
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Great thread. XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:35, archived)
# we need the hulk
for a bit of cartoony floor-slamming
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# My point, which I have been making for some time now
is that posting segments taken out of context, which require context to be funny, isn't funny

If that makes me a massive prick then so be it, but at least I don't expect everyone else on this message board to be an avid reader of my material in order to get the joke. In fact the sort of person who would do that wouldn't only be a massive prick, but a massively self-indulgent, look-at-me-aren't-I-clever, fat prick.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# That would be every revived bandwagon since the start
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Office lol.
/raises handbag
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Can I skip most of that
and just order the clusterfuck, please?
Thanks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# ^i'll have what she's havingg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Cheers, Smash
Let's make it a double :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# shhh!
we'll cause a riot in here! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# *dons kevlar vest and faceshield*
I'm game if you are :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# damn
just as things get interesting, it's time to go home.
'bye!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
# The robot told the cat what?
Was it a funny joke?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
# apparently so
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# It was
It was Nick Clegg
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# aww he won't let
robot have a go on the computer :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# He IS a computer, isnt he?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Hello. I want draw JollyJack's characer to the next. :3
So I want to some request.

and today's drawing. My original characters Maria and Mine.(zombies)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# draw a frog in a bra.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# frog?
It mean is JollyDodger? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# fucking hell, just draw a fucking frog in a bra and call it jolly fucking jack.
fool.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I'm sorry. I want to draw that can post location also other than b3ta.
not accept.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# But I do not have that can not draw. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Funny XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Pat Morita.
Learning to drive
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Hmm I dunno. :(
image please.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# He was not draw Hitler XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Draw a horse walking into a bar.
The barman is saying: "Why the long face?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# He might like that pic. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Draw Maria with her head stuck in a Tenga wanking device
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# You need read sentence. :S I want to draw JollyJack's character.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# but we don't want you to
as it always ends in tears
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# I have positive thinking. always.
and Your comment has not related to this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Do I even want to Google that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Fox, those Tenga egg things make me wish I was male
Mmm...super soft stretchy silicone sexiness...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# *Googles* Ohhhh, it's like a fleshlight, only... the same... sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# I... I was know Tenga egg!! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
# I may have accidentally bought one the last time i went to Tokyo ^^;
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Today's drawing?
www.b3ta.com/board/10764240
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Yes. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Do a blue watercolour piece of a rabbit nun holding another rabbit nun's hea-
Oh... you've done that...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# :D Exactry.
and your art always cool!!
I want to draw your character again.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
# .........Kim Jong? Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# D:
Kim Jong?!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# I don't want to draw it -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I wasn't really asking you to.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Confusing! :(
はいはい、関係ない人向こう行っててねー。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# draw fog
as seen by someone with very poor eyesight wearing misty glasses
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# not bad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
# :D
I am horrified that other b3tans don't follow the strip.

i always spend a while catching up every few weeks.

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Just finished this last night.
Jasper Fforde
Click for bigger, why don't you.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# mmmmm, brecon bacons.......
also, was it you that did the prawnography pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# This is the only
prawnography I've done:
www.odd-fish.net/lustaceans/
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# mustn't have been you, then
the one i was thinking of was a prawn in a peephole bra, stockings(lots of them) and suspenders
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# No. That was a dream.
Possibly a wet one.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# ahh
that explains things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Brecon beacons bacons breats
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# brecon beacon bacon baps
i'm ordering the van and a hundredweight of baps already!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Brenda's Beacons
are mighty fine
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# But it is always raining
I've been there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
# still can't spell though
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# yeah, should be Scotch
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Balls
If i knew of the pedantic........ no point even finishing this statement as i know there will be a mistake. (not finishing this either) or this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# In Soviet Wales
sheep shags YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Ha ha! Is that where
A Vagabond lives?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I went on holiday to Wales last week,
and it was only the third-worst holiday I've ever been on! True story.
(tomsk, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Ill-conceived robot shop assistant of the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Balcony bars are nice in the summertime
I like gin and tonic
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
# honk! honk!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
# cracking sausagebrow, gromit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Horny little bugger, isn't he?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I know his game
he just wants to access her tradesmans entrance
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I'm wondering how you found that photograph of me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Something about size or something...
I forget
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I suppose it's alright, like
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# seeing toddlers that fat always makes me want to kick the shit out of the parents
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# I was JUST about to say this
Freaking child abuse is what it is, letting a kid get to that size, damaging their joints and growth with so much excess weight. Bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# at least i made myself fat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# but you lost loads .............had your op yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
# had one a few week ago
and just got the o.k for the major reconstructive surgery. i'll be out of action for a couple of months after that one and i'm going to be waiting at least 6 months for it, but it'll be well worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Blimey, an
irradiated formula milk disaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Japanese Cloverfield
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# CROVERFEER!
*gets racist coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# GODZILLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Philiping heck !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# that's some top Meldrewing there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Someone has just walk past my screen and said
"Is that Charlton Heston?"

*They also walked not walk
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Pissed again :D
edit: or someone needs to act FAST
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# SEX FACE
woosum
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Class Elvis!
Class :)
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# hahhahah
that's fuckin fantastic that is.
(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha, the old loon
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:43, archived)
# haaaarhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Ron Perlman?
Nicely done, as usual :)
(Poison-System-X, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Ted Danson?
fuck my diddle
(ANDIS, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Bit quiet innit

what's everyone having for lunch today?
I'm having tea and cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Boiled ham and mash and cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# with gravy?
or ketchup?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
# parsley sauce
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
# ham and cheese bap
salt and vinegar mccoys
tea

maybe a couple of digestives, i've not decided. [EDIT] yes i did have the digestives, with more tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# cor
milk choc or dark choc or plain?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Yeah...
that reminds me of this image that I ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:41, archived)
# This.... in turn... reminds ME, hubare, of ME, hubare!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Win
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
# has he thrown his toys out the pram?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Haha! he said "heiney"
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
# I'd like to have them for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Hmmm, you don't say?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:07, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# elit ti seod tub
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# This has borked my brain
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# freaky
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Mince beef and onion pie sandwich, with mayonnaise on one slice, and ketchup on the other.
Classy, me.
(I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# I have never heard of mince beef and onion pie sandwiches
is it a northern delicacy?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I'm popping out to the chippy in a bit.
Just got back from having my hair cut. I look somewhat presentable now.

Oh, and I have a bottle of bourbon to kill later.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Very sensible lining your stomach with greasy chips
before getting totally wasted on a bottle of bourbon :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Plus, I'm having spaghetti bolognese (or whatever I have in the fridge) for tea.
If there's one thing you lot should never wish for, it's a very, VERY drunk Bourbon Fox. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# that sounds like a dare to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Last time I drank that much on an empty stomach
I technicolour yawned all over my friend's house and garden. He wasn't impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# he should have been
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I know I was. Until I passed out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# i hurled all over my mate's rockery once
the flowers grew particularly well there that year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I can't remember all the things I was sick on.
But I imagine the entire house was boiled the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# haha
the mind boggles
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# But does it WIN?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
# very spangworthy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
# it's good to see fish and chip shops with such high standards
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# They don't fuck around up north :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I like quiet.
There's no noise.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Beer, 3 pints
Ham and tomato, 1 baguette, sesame seed
Crisps, 1 pack, salt and vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# what flavour
was the third pint?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
# pure victory
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
# coffee and quavers with a side order of ibuprofen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# lunchtime pain relief ftw
I had tramadol with mine
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
# sore feet, vertigo and pmt
not a happy bunny today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
# M&M's
peanut
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# sugar rush ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# she needa tha beega boobies
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# stop fucking with the window love and stand still!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
# stop fucking with the window love and flop your chebs out
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I like the way he's done the important bits first
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# that's totally like this image i did once

(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# aye very good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
# OOH! Christine!!!!
'58 Plymouth Fury. Nice blingy kitteh too btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
# HONK HONK!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Bling bling!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# my cat could totally take your cat in a race
mine has a crown and everything!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# My cat don't do no racin'
He all about cruzin' an' lookin fly, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# WOOHOO!
win by default!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
# I farking love this
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# i drivez too
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Painting with poo sticks
Lesson one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:47, archived)
# the dirty windaes
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# these are chuffing mint :)
all of them
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Aragorn, what are you doing with that RPG?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Viggo got turned
He thought homeland was a documentary
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Homeland was great
MOAR PLS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Have a totally related pea

(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I yam lacist!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:54, archived)
# I'd always wondered why I'd never seen an otter with antlers.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:56, archived)
# I suppose I should get in first before a pedant gets in pointing out that antlers aren't horns.
Well they are on fucking otters (and non procreating otters too).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Yo sushi did a promotion for takeaway miso soup called 'miso hungry'
I couldnt tell if it was mildly racist or offensive or not.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:57, archived)
# if it had been miso hungly then maybe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Meanwhile, in N19...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
# N n n n n 19? That looks nothing like Vietnam
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Haha
The sauce is Hong Kong as it happens
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:04, archived)
# *sigh*
g'wan.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 9 May 2012, 12:07, archived)
# miso cool:P
Someone obviously died outside. Their food must be terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Miso cool is actually one of their slogans
in HK at least
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Ooops. It seems bad taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuu.......
Moggy made a pun on a pun.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
# may not have been intentional, don't jump out of that window yet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta.
We ARE bad taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
# One for the oldies
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
# too many thoughts all at once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Yeah, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Super.
I didn't get where I am today without recognising a Reggie Perrin reference.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:02, archived)
# *chair farts*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Eleven minutes late, staff difficulties, Hampton Wick
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 9 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
# I SAID EDIT
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
# OH MAN I'M IN SO MUCH TROUBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
# What the fuck now?!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
# FLAMING BLAMEHAMMER
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# That's one massive anal tumour!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
# thread deletion imminent
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:16, archived)
# This image is filled with multiple FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
# and probably Fucktiple Mult
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# that's class
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
# That is a very good image
Well done
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Oh noes
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
# I'm reminded of that film
The Cats That Ate Plaster of Paris
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# I made an image comp last night
But I'm on my parents stupid mac and cannot upload. If I emailed it to someone could they re size and upload for me...pleeasee???
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 9 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
# I was thinking about buying a stupid mac
Are they good value for money?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
# I don't really know how to use it, so used to microsoft.
But from what I can do with it its incredibly fast, switches on straight away. Resolution is good so movies are enjoyable. I'm not the best person to ask tbh, my mum got it insured for five years which might be a good idea.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 9 May 2012, 9:53, archived)
# So basically its the same as any other decent spec machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
# but it dies after 5 years
so it's pretty much a hamster
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# But you can't eat a mac
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 9 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
# You could eat a Big Mac, but I wouldn't recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:32, archived)
# ^this
hamster contains ham, but hamburger does not
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
# ha!
(mmm snouts and offal)
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 9 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Nor can you shove it up your...
...um, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Isn't that where 'the pet shop boys'
got their name? they hinted at it in an interview once.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 9 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
# So..so...this year will be my last Christmas?


(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Not as good as a spaktard cagoule.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
# sure
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
# WAWYR&UB?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
# This thread will go one of two ways, shezam.
Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:04, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:12, archived)
# RDLI!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Well I feel like a tard.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 9 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
# I HELPED YOU MAN!
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Nah, no biggy. Just next time switch the code into the existing thread with an edit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
# ooooh, shit sorry.
But ta (:
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 9 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Why can't you upload from a mac?
I upload from a mac sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 May 2012, 10:12, archived)
# What if I gazzed you teh uplaod coedz?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Mu sorted it for me, chears though
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 9 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# poor guy, his balls have grown a face
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:36, archived)
# too much dick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
# his mouth looks like pink sock
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 9 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
# who will host QI now?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
# breakfast time
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:14, archived)
# Um, just toast for me, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:26, archived)
# ^ What he said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:27, archived)
# OH TONY!!
You missed me bloody tea!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:31, archived)
# GRRRREEEEEAAAAAT!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Lucky they weren't coco pops!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Love the little finger in the air before he springs into action.
Glad the animation stopped when it did though.
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Wed 9 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Haha
Thats grrreeaattt!
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Perversion for breakfast
Just what I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
# ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
# hahahaha, brill!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:58, archived)
# haha nice job
you do this in flash?
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:11, archived)
# not this one, no
Just potatoshop layers.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
this is incredible!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha, double handed tiger wank action ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That's made my day. Thanks!
(Banjo Legs, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha...
that is a nice new one
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Sugar-coated
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Expect lawyers, young man. Big, scary lawyers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# my word !
this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# put a tiger in your tank
(an old exxon slogan)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:03, archived)

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