a-ha. knew i had one somewhere
yeah font matching algae and shit
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:50,
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yeah font matching algae and shit
it never amazes me
what some people masturbate to.
*cleans self up*
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:03,
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*cleans self up*
A worthy FP.
Damn those giant snow-cats and their silent approach.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:12,
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Full of win Cap'n sir
You'll have to see if Jahled will tickle it's tum ;)
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:23,
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all things fluffy and poi-ointless
all creatures great and small :D
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:40,
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Ahhhh
I saw some of these for sale the other day and was quite tempted to get one. But then I remembered how many plants I'd managed to kill over the years through forgetting to feed and water them, and how utterly rubbish I am with responsibility for any living thing (including self). Still, it might have made a nice jumper at the end.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:43,
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That comes out as an F-shape on my (non-widescreen) monitor
I was hoping you were going to do the other four letters
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:53,
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All good singists are legless. Constantly.
He's singing "Broken 'Nings".
I just decided that.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:14,
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I just decided that.
I don't think that's a normal shape for a knob
Mind you I've never seen one that's been stood on a lot
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:36,
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Inspired by all your lovely interactionisms...
I've updated my old Roadkill Bingo from 2008 into something I can play on the No 71 bus tomorrow to celebrate my last day on the Dolewagon:
Click for bigger (136 kb)
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:52,
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Click for bigger (136 kb)
speaking of the word 'Chav'
I found this pretty interesting - the bloke who wrote the Moon Chavs song removing it from his set and apologising.
www.twitlonger.com/show/hpl46a
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:57,
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www.twitlonger.com/show/hpl46a
ooh look at you
you got a job and now you think you can have a go at poor people
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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Haha brilliant
*Climbs smugly into car*
*Realises car is a rusty shit-heap*
Fucksocks!
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:30,
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*Realises car is a rusty shit-heap*
Fucksocks!
this reminds me, hubare, of something I, hubare, did once. I, hubare, will post it here
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:36,
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hang on - is that based on a photo I took?
I remember seeing that picture in a charity shop and photographing it. I think I even bought it and gave it to a friend. It could also be a very well known pic I don't know.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:10,
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haha
The earliest reference to a b3ta Mr Men bandwagon I can find is from 2003!
So here's one from the 2005 bandwagon:
edit/ not complaining by the way!
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:15,
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So here's one from the 2005 bandwagon:
edit/ not complaining by the way!
Still love this
It appears my Mr Small, featuring a symbol with a hat on, representing a certain pop star has been deleted due to a DCMS violation
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:20,
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"Mr Lucky just hit the street ..."
Also, my "liking" finger is almost broken after today :D
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:43,
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Also, my "liking" finger is almost broken after today :D
Woo.
Shurely Mr Assad could be incorporated into the Mr Men pantheon.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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I did this for Giles on the birth of his daughter.
Don't think I posted it here before.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:40,
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Right.....who left
the Dimensional Gate open again...hmmm....was it YOU?
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:34,
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But when historical revisionists do their research on B3ta Blob Day
they will see this: b3ta.com/board/10786179 and proclaim that it was Mark P0rter who started it all, and he will be proclaimed a genius while all the rest of us become a mere footnote in history.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:27,
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There have been Mister Men bandwagons since time immemorial
we, the people, must not let P0rter take credit/blame!
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:58,
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it's a masterful demonstration of stereotypical male understanding :D
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:32,
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Not really
It's a masterful demonstration of stereotypical lack of artistic skills.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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I have not!!!
I put the string on the wrong end!:P
EDIT: In fact I didn't even do that. It's an extra long string (for remote access) that is going all the way up his back).:D
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:32,
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EDIT: In fact I didn't even do that. It's an extra long string (for remote access) that is going all the way up his back).:D
Hah Should have left both strings
for when accurate guiding is needed
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:24,
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Certainly not.
I will sew them into my turn-ups to increase the weight of my trousers like any civilised human being.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:30,
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Haha.
Isn't that the place where after closing there's a guy in the parking lot who can lift the back end of a car.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:42,
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私はこの面白いを見つけることを願っています。
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i know it's art, but i don't know why i like it :)
also, spotted this whilst stumbling last night: photomis.com/french-president-during-his-last-meeting/ bottom of page
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:52,
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This is lovely.
I like especially the veiny, burning tumourduck.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:21,
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My car blew up a couple of weeks ago...
...so I've been getting the bus into work whilst I sort out a new one.
You meet all sorts of interesting characters at the bus stop. I'm working on a few children's titles at the moment, in fact:
Mister Spitalot does that crap footballer's spitting - the little pointless ones that aren't really worth much on their own, but when done with the regular and alarming frequency Mr. Spitalot favours (like a moist atomic clock), it's amazing how he doesn't dessicate within minutes.
Little Miss Belches-As-She-Smokes is either that colour due to something she got from the 99p shop that she rubs into her quivering blubber, or from some sort of preserving process similar to kippering. With every inhale and exhale, there's an audible belch to entertain bystanders.
I'm currently working on a couple of others: Mister Smells-Like-Cannabis-At-7:30AM and Little Miss Underage-Pregnancy-Whose-Child-Shouts-"Bugger"-All-The-Time.
I can't wait to get my car and rejoin polite society.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:07,
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You meet all sorts of interesting characters at the bus stop. I'm working on a few children's titles at the moment, in fact:
Mister Spitalot does that crap footballer's spitting - the little pointless ones that aren't really worth much on their own, but when done with the regular and alarming frequency Mr. Spitalot favours (like a moist atomic clock), it's amazing how he doesn't dessicate within minutes.
Little Miss Belches-As-She-Smokes is either that colour due to something she got from the 99p shop that she rubs into her quivering blubber, or from some sort of preserving process similar to kippering. With every inhale and exhale, there's an audible belch to entertain bystanders.
I'm currently working on a couple of others: Mister Smells-Like-Cannabis-At-7:30AM and Little Miss Underage-Pregnancy-Whose-Child-Shouts-"Bugger"-All-The-Time.
I can't wait to get my car and rejoin polite society.
i'm sure i've seen some of these characters i feel sorry for you having to join the unwashed masses.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:11,
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They look at me funny.
It might be that they've never seen a hat with a brim that goes all the way round before... but I reckon it's because I'm reading one of them "books" without moving my lips.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:44,
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perhaps it's your splendid mutton chops
and that you don't get off at the dole office stop.
/broadstereotyping
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:34,
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/broadstereotyping
What sort of hat is it?
Top, bowler, porkpie? Or maybe a trilby?
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:46,
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Hahaha
I bet you got to see Little Miss Child Support Benefits too?:P
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:12,
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How about Mr. Thousand-Yard-Stare, or Little Miss Haddock?
I'd love to have a motorcycle of some sort, so I don't have to be stuck in a tin can full of mentals and chavs.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:17,
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Why are you drawing the passengers of my bus? haha
it's actually quite depressingly accurate have a click
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:21,
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Well, spitting is a good way to spread TB...
...and they're planning on shooting badgers for doing that, so...
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:37,
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All chavs are badgers?........
...er.........they're.....made of wood? Very small rocks.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:47,
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Good old fashioned eugenics should do the trick.
If someone fails their GCSEs, they're forcibly castrated so they can't spread their genes.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:40,
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this is why i'd rather walk than get on the peasantwagon
'little' miss? hahaha nice
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:26,
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Lovely idea...
...but they don't pay me enough to want to walk a 22 mile round trip to work.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:02,
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"Mister Smells-Like-Cannabis-At-7:30AM"
I didn't realise we got the same bus :)
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:27,
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haha
i prefer not to leave it that late, myself ;)
edit- i may have a problem. my last three posts are all about teh loldrugs
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:28,
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edit- i may have a problem. my last three posts are all about teh loldrugs
The ones who smell of Skunk is disgusting it smells like someone has been rolling in dog shit.
I should start a campaign "If you're going to smoke weed, make it the nice smelling stuff!"
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:31,
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I used to live with a group of guys who all smoked it, but it was the nasty smelling kind, like they'd stuck it up their arses beforehand.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:37,
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Yes thanks
Firm, no splashback, not much wiping - doesn't get a lot better really.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:59,
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I'm all for having a bit of fibre for breakfast...
...just not that type. He probably operates heavy machinery or something, too.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:41,
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Why do they do that?
The annoying little "tss-tss-tss-tss" from earbuds is annoying enough but tolerable, but listening to it on the tiny, tinny speaker of a mobile phone - out loud - should really be punishable by death simply for crimes against bass.
Real men use enclosed monitor headphones, or carry a 2x18 bandpass enclosure round with them for true soundz.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:07,
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Real men use enclosed monitor headphones, or carry a 2x18 bandpass enclosure round with them for true soundz.
hahaha, nicely
people who spit in public are vile, some of them do it as if it makes them seem tough. i hate when you can hear actually hear them blowing the thick phlegm from behind their lips, *ppppfffthwock*. yuck.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:06,
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Don't go to China.
They love a bit of phlegm, hawked up from the very depths of their lungs at great volume (both kinds: sheer mass and loudness) - one of the most alarming things I experienced when I was in Harbin, apart from the public toilets.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:10,
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I well believe you, my mate has just spent 2 months there.
It's one thing I noticed about the Chinese men in my town, they love a good spit!
[RACIST MODE OFF]
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:13,
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[RACIST MODE OFF]
I was on a Chinese bus where everyone opened the window and gave a full broadside as it departed the bus station
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 18:37,
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A quality chinese item has landed today, it contains such useful information as
"If you use the place of honor machine of English version, the connecting of the right side line diagram mark marking must may is so humanized while being usage ICSP to weave a distance.But you can make reference to the place of honor machine of Chinese version."
O_o
edit: also, has a mr mans
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:13,
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O_o
edit: also, has a mr mans
Haha aah the public
I always seem to end up chatting with the worst of them because it's much easier than looking disgusted and edging away
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:43,
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*steals ideas*
Would make a good "On the Poverty Wagon" series.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:21,
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You've done a great service by doing this.
Until I read belching quivering blubber, and saw what you had drawn, I was rapidly approaching my axe murdering mode.
/why do people vote against their best interests blog
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:20,
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/why do people vote against their best interests blog
'ningles all. Well that was a morning well spent. I think it hasn't bindun though.
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Yeah I've had horse before.
It was very nice. :)
EDIT: In retrospect looking at the original site, aimed at kids, I can imagine them all electing to follow the legal link rather than the horses.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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EDIT: In retrospect looking at the original site, aimed at kids, I can imagine them all electing to follow the legal link rather than the horses.
Well I'm sure kids would want to know if I Love Horses have the rights to that typeface!
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:17,
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Wee! Je voo dray beaucoup de cheval, see voo play!
It's actually a very good meat, very under-rated - we should eat more of it really... mainly because horses are "nice" and it pisses vegetarians off no end.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:52,
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Exactly
If we didn't stick to the big four then there'd be far less need for intensive farming.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:14,
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Big four?
Elephants, tigers, hippos and lions?
Oooh, nom nom nom.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:42,
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Oooh, nom nom nom.
Whilst I do like horses
that is a particularly amusing lump of horse meat
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:45,
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Hahaha
I had to stop feeding the wood pigeons in my garden as they got too cocky and decided to come looking for me when I wasn't feeding them. I know this as I found a big pile of pigeon shit on top the my cistern.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:03,
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splendid!
Although I always thought toilet ducks laid dog eggs.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:28,
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I once went on the Corkscrew at Alton Towers
7 times in a row with no queueing.
It wasn't as much fun as this looks. It just made me feel icky.
Have a morning *click*, Elvis.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 9:49,
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It wasn't as much fun as this looks. It just made me feel icky.
Have a morning *click*, Elvis.
Did something similar with Nemesis.
I used to live nearby, and my school always went back a day or two after all the others in the area; so there'd be a couple of days in early September where the place'd be very quiet.
Nemesis had opened that summer; some friends and I arrived at AT just as it opened. There can only have been about 100 people in the whole park. First thing we did was go for five or six straight rides on Nemesis. And, yes: we felt quite ill for a while afterwards, too.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:09,
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Nemesis had opened that summer; some friends and I arrived at AT just as it opened. There can only have been about 100 people in the whole park. First thing we did was go for five or six straight rides on Nemesis. And, yes: we felt quite ill for a while afterwards, too.
We did the same with Oblivion.
It took longer to run from the end of the ride back to the start again than the ride actually lasted.
We also did the Corkscrew at the start of the day on one visit...actually quite scary, not because it's fast or 'extreme', but because it's so rickety and shakes your bones so much! The other rides were like gliding on silk in comparison.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:24,
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We also did the Corkscrew at the start of the day on one visit...actually quite scary, not because it's fast or 'extreme', but because it's so rickety and shakes your bones so much! The other rides were like gliding on silk in comparison.
Yup.
I've been on the big 'un at Blackpool which is wooden and the Corkscrew was much the same.
My school, Denstone College, was walking distance and Alton Towers hadn't been open long (I'm utterly ancient), thus it was possible to gain free "admittance" through the woods because CCTV hadn't been invented.
Do I have to go to prison now? I'd really rather not.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:57,
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My school, Denstone College, was walking distance and Alton Towers hadn't been open long (I'm utterly ancient), thus it was possible to gain free "admittance" through the woods because CCTV hadn't been invented.
Do I have to go to prison now? I'd really rather not.
I've always thought this sort of thing is the next step.
CF skateboarding, BASE jumping.
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 9:54,
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yep, but it does mean we can use the law to out moggy as being dave the 300lb truck driver from macclesfiled
every cloud n' all that
ning wb
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 9:04,
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ning wb
I hate that the word "Troll" has now become part of the ordinary lexicon!
because, as par for the course, it'll be overused and lose all meaning
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:10,
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'ave a bit of cac stuff!
Video posted on links..
www.b3ta.com/links/SPAZCATS_meet_the_Jedi
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 0:09,
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Video posted on links..
www.b3ta.com/links/SPAZCATS_meet_the_Jedi
watching it back..
.. made me think
"STOP IT YOU 'ORRIBLE BULLIES!"
still chasing that ever elusive FP :(
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 0:13,
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"STOP IT YOU 'ORRIBLE BULLIES!"
still chasing that ever elusive FP :(
buggered if I know how the fp thing works
sometimes there is some real shite on there :(
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 0:20,
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dare i say..
I'm sure people fp their own stuff... .. i may be wrong
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 0:31,
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I'm sure people fp their own stuff... .. i may be wrong
Shameful behaviour
How did it get to be quarter past pumpkin time? I'm off to get some kip. Night!
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 0:16,
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I'm waiting for MJ to morph in.
Protection
For Gangs, Clubs And Nations
Causing Grief In Human Relations
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Tue 12 Jun 2012, 2:54,
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For Gangs, Clubs And Nations
Causing Grief In Human Relations
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