I saw some of these for sale the other day and was quite tempted to get one. But then I remembered how many plants I'd managed to kill over the years through forgetting to feed and water them, and how utterly rubbish I am with responsibility for any living thing (including self). Still, it might have made a nice jumper at the end.
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:43,
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now that's what you call fluffeh
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:47,
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Yeah, they were amazingly fluffeh and cute
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:48,
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:D
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:48,
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Yay!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:46,
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That comes out as an F-shape on my (non-widescreen) monitor
I was hoping you were going to do the other four letters
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:53,
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hmm
nothing to see here, move along
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:55,
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You guys are on drugs.
*ninja edit snicker*
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:58,
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ninja edit knickers
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:00,
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don't look at ma fluff
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:47,
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^ Would
Wouldn't - WOULD!
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:51,
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I remember seeing that picture in a charity shop and photographing it. I think I even bought it and gave it to a friend. It could also be a very well known pic I don't know.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:26,
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Pink...
...it's my new obsession.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:32,
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But when historical revisionists do their research on B3ta Blob Day
they will see this: b3ta.com/board/10786179 and proclaim that it was Mark P0rter who started it all, and he will be proclaimed a genius while all the rest of us become a mere footnote in history.
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:27,
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He is evil.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:30,
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There have been Mister Men bandwagons since time immemorial
we, the people, must not let P0rter take credit/blame!
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:58,
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You've painted the wrong end red :S
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:28,
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it's a masterful demonstration of stereotypical male understanding :D
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:32,
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Not really
It's a masterful demonstration of stereotypical lack of artistic skills.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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I have not!!!
I put the string on the wrong end!:P
EDIT: In fact I didn't even do that. It's an extra long string (for remote access) that is going all the way up his back).:D
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:32,
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Haha "remote access" :)
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:39,
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Edited just for you:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:40,
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Aww now it's like he's got a little tail :)
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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...so I've been getting the bus into work whilst I sort out a new one.
You meet all sorts of interesting characters at the bus stop. I'm working on a few children's titles at the moment, in fact:
Mister Spitalot does that crap footballer's spitting - the little pointless ones that aren't really worth much on their own, but when done with the regular and alarming frequency Mr. Spitalot favours (like a moist atomic clock), it's amazing how he doesn't dessicate within minutes.
Little Miss Belches-As-She-Smokes is either that colour due to something she got from the 99p shop that she rubs into her quivering blubber, or from some sort of preserving process similar to kippering. With every inhale and exhale, there's an audible belch to entertain bystanders.
I'm currently working on a couple of others: Mister Smells-Like-Cannabis-At-7:30AM and Little Miss Underage-Pregnancy-Whose-Child-Shouts-"Bugger"-All-The-Time.
I can't wait to get my car and rejoin polite society.
(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:07,
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i'm sure i've seen some of these characters i feel sorry for you having to join the unwashed masses.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:11,
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They look at me funny.
It might be that they've never seen a hat with a brim that goes all the way round before... but I reckon it's because I'm reading one of them "books" without moving my lips.
(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:44,
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perhaps it's your splendid mutton chops
and that you don't get off at the dole office stop.
/broadstereotyping
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:34,
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What sort of hat is it?
Top, bowler, porkpie? Or maybe a trilby?
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:46,
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Today's Hat du Jour:
The Snap-Brim Fedora
(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:53,
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Hahaha
I bet you got to see Little Miss Child Support Benefits too?:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:12,
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How about Mr. Thousand-Yard-Stare, or Little Miss Haddock?
I'd love to have a motorcycle of some sort, so I don't have to be stuck in a tin can full of mentals and chavs.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:17,
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Why are you drawing the passengers of my bus? haha
it's actually quite depressingly accurate have a click
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:21,
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Hahahaha
I feel your pain. Surely it's time for a cull?
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:25,
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Well, spitting is a good way to spread TB...
...and they're planning on shooting badgers for doing that, so...
(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:37,
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All chavs are badgers?........
...er.........they're.....made of wood? Very small rocks.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:47,
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Good old fashioned eugenics should do the trick.
If someone fails their GCSEs, they're forcibly castrated so they can't spread their genes.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:40,
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this is why i'd rather walk than get on the peasantwagon
'little' miss? hahaha nice
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:26,
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Lovely idea...
...but they don't pay me enough to want to walk a 22 mile round trip to work.
(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:02,
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"Mister Smells-Like-Cannabis-At-7:30AM"
I didn't realise we got the same bus :)
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:27,
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haha
i prefer not to leave it that late, myself ;)
edit- i may have a problem. my last three posts are all about teh loldrugs
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:28,
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The ones who smell of Skunk is disgusting it smells like someone has been rolling in dog shit.
I should start a campaign "If you're going to smoke weed, make it the nice smelling stuff!"
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:31,
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I used to live with a group of guys who all smoked it, but it was the nasty smelling kind, like they'd stuck it up their arses beforehand.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:37,
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Needs more Mister Gangsta-Wit-Phone-Playin-Gangsta-Rap-Loud
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:00,
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Why do they do that?
The annoying little "tss-tss-tss-tss" from earbuds is annoying enough but tolerable, but listening to it on the tiny, tinny speaker of a mobile phone - out loud - should really be punishable by death simply for crimes against bass.
Real men use enclosed monitor headphones, or carry a 2x18 bandpass enclosure round with them for true soundz.
(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:07,
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One of the worst crimes against bass? Identity theft.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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hahaha, nicely
people who spit in public are vile, some of them do it as if it makes them seem tough. i hate when you can hear actually hear them blowing the thick phlegm from behind their lips, *ppppfffthwock*. yuck.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:06,
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Don't go to China.
They love a bit of phlegm, hawked up from the very depths of their lungs at great volume (both kinds: sheer mass and loudness) - one of the most alarming things I experienced when I was in Harbin, apart from the public toilets.
(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:10,
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I well believe you, my mate has just spent 2 months there.
It's one thing I noticed about the Chinese men in my town, they love a good spit!
[RACIST MODE OFF]
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:13,
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I was on a Chinese bus where everyone opened the window and gave a full broadside as it departed the bus station
A quality chinese item has landed today, it contains such useful information as
"If you use the place of honor machine of English version, the connecting of the right side line diagram mark marking must may is so humanized while being usage ICSP to weave a distance.But you can make reference to the place of honor machine of Chinese version."
O_o
edit: also, has a mr mans
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:13,
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haha you are properly mental
just how i like my mentals :D
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:53,
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yay
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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Haha aah the public
I always seem to end up chatting with the worst of them because it's much easier than looking disgusted and edging away
(Antubisright round, like a record, lion,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:43,
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Ha ha.
Characters are the worst kind of characters.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:49,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:27,
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*steals ideas*
Would make a good "On the Poverty Wagon" series.
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:21,
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You've done a great service by doing this.
Until I read belching quivering blubber, and saw what you had drawn, I was rapidly approaching my axe murdering mode.
/why do people vote against their best interests blog
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:20,
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'ningles all. Well that was a morning well spent. I think it hasn't bindun though.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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mmm, byproducts
I've eaten a horse burger, it was... ok.
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:57,
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Yeah I've had horse before.
It was very nice. :)
EDIT: In retrospect looking at the original site, aimed at kids, I can imagine them all electing to follow the legal link rather than the horses.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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Well I'm sure kids would want to know if I Love Horses have the rights to that typeface!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:17,
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They're do demanding these days.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:22,
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loldrugs
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:27,
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hahaha!
(printmeisterhttp://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:32,
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nomnomnomnom
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:39,
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Délicieux!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:41,
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Encore!
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:52,
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Wee! Je voo dray beaucoup de cheval, see voo play!
It's actually a very good meat, very under-rated - we should eat more of it really... mainly because horses are "nice" and it pisses vegetarians off no end.
(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:52,
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Exactly
If we didn't stick to the big four then there'd be far less need for intensive farming.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:14,
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Big four?
Elephants, tigers, hippos and lions?
Oooh, nom nom nom.
(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:42,
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Whilst I do like horses
that is a particularly amusing lump of horse meat
(Antubisright round, like a record, lion,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:45,
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You sound like my ex.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:17,
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roast beast
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:50,
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The eggs taste a bit burny...
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:37,
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:D
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:40,
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arf :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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:D
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:48,
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hahaha
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:58,
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Mmmmm
tasty
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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Hahaha
I had to stop feeding the wood pigeons in my garden as they got too cocky and decided to come looking for me when I wasn't feeding them. I know this as I found a big pile of pigeon shit on top the my cistern.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:03,
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geniearse
as usual.
WOOYAYHOUPLAPANOWIE!
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:14,
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heh
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:24,
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Hahahaha
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:28,
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Clevar!
(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:54,
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(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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I once went on the Corkscrew at Alton Towers
7 times in a row with no queueing.
It wasn't as much fun as this looks. It just made me feel icky.
Have a morning *click*, Elvis.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 9:49,
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Did something similar with Nemesis.
I used to live nearby, and my school always went back a day or two after all the others in the area; so there'd be a couple of days in early September where the place'd be very quiet.
Nemesis had opened that summer; some friends and I arrived at AT just as it opened. There can only have been about 100 people in the whole park. First thing we did was go for five or six straight rides on Nemesis. And, yes: we felt quite ill for a while afterwards, too.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:09,
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We did the same with Oblivion.
It took longer to run from the end of the ride back to the start again than the ride actually lasted.
We also did the Corkscrew at the start of the day on one visit...actually quite scary, not because it's fast or 'extreme', but because it's so rickety and shakes your bones so much! The other rides were like gliding on silk in comparison.
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:24,
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Yup.
I've been on the big 'un at Blackpool which is wooden and the Corkscrew was much the same.
My school, Denstone College, was walking distance and Alton Towers hadn't been open long (I'm utterly ancient), thus it was possible to gain free "admittance" through the woods because CCTV hadn't been invented.
Do I have to go to prison now? I'd really rather not.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:57,
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The Big Dipper at Blackpool frightens me for that reason
(Major Turdfor tonight only,
Thu 14 Jun 2012, 3:43,
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I've always thought this sort of thing is the next step.
CF skateboarding, BASE jumping.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 9:54,
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