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[challenge entry] Have a break.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Delicious dunked in a nice cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Does it affect the crunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# You know nothing of the crunch, Naboo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:02, archived)
# I've been there once.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:12, archived)
# I'll give you credit for saying that.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Self delivering
Is it trained to climb on a plate and shave itself too?
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# No, but it's free if it takes more than 20 minutes or is cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Delicious bootscraper
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# \o/ hurrah!! gets excited :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# This is jolly
Today has been a good day, but now it is over. Good night fair b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# nite :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
# FUCKLANDS 30 YAERS
(1.618..., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:30, archived)
# yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:03, archived)
# This picture is 37% more humorous than it should be,
and 65% less offensive than I'm comfortable with.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:47, archived)
# Yes, Sir! I will.
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Ook

Edit: Compo'd, seeing as this has turned into a generic Kim Jong challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# The nature of Korea was irrepressible!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:15, archived)
# BORNE FROM AN EGG ON A MOUNTAIN TOP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Best chop-socky on kids TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Kim Jon Wayne
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Gon' shoot some Hennessy in ma mouf
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:03, archived)
# .
He looks more like 'The Rone Ranger'
(siamese bat, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 6:03, archived)
# I'm An Oddjob... Get Me Out Of Here!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] jolly nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Hah, although I've never seen the movie I think that works rather well
Slight threadjack. If a laptop does this before freezing and then refusing to even post, what's wrong with it:
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# you've been trying to access too many
north korean sites :(
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# *looks up geography*
Well maybe they should have cut off their internet wires if they didn't want me looking at their kitchenware
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# dance like they ain't watching you either :D
oddly i've had a few glitches today too... hmmms
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Aw damnit, now that means I've got AIDS too
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# and by showing us the picture, now we all have aids
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:16, archived)
# This is how they dance
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Well.. it was pretty
Damn laptops, lure you in with wonderful dances before forcing AIDS at you. AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off then on again
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# That's the one where you look away for exactly 15 seconds before clapping twice?
I did that one, it hasn't helped :( also, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Do you have a spare monitor you can plug in?
That way you can work out if it's the monitor or your compy that is borked.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Yeah, tried that
Fans spin up, no output from either screen, and it takes a hold down to turn it off again, even right after power on. Will spin up a disc if you put one in though. ctrl+alt+del doesn't seem to trigger a reboot.
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:27, archived)
# ctrl alt delete doesn't do reboots any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:32, archived)
# It does on most stuff in the pre-windows bit
The bios stage
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
# If it doesn't have bios your momma is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Aye, it seems to be that way
It was going to have such a good life too
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson we should learn.
"Moral 17 - HP are shit."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:39, archived)
# ^ This
Probably death by fluff. Overheated. You are looking at the video memory corruption funky dance.

Or just the HP Self destruct has been triggered. They press a button at head office when they want you to give them more money.

I have more broken HPs in my laptop heap than any other model.

/IT Engineer
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:21, archived)
# Haha
Actually, the worst computer I've owned was a Compaq (HP). I don't think it had heard of 'stable' and it sure did overheat.
And it came with Win me, I mean how bad can you get.

edit: all my interesting screwdriver bits are elsewhere I'll give it a check for fluff tomorrow and hope it hasn't done damage
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:25, archived)
# HpHaHa
Overheating in a stable can lead to burning the barn down. Not a good plan.

As to WinMe - no computer could survive that without mental scars. The fairest upgrade for a WinME HP would have been an axe. At an early age.

Try placing an axe in front of your webcam on the funky machine and explain to the mic what will happen if it doesn't start to behave.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:36, archived)
# Or did I miss the more obvious one?
Compaq (HP) is the Compaq (Heat Pack) model. This could be your problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:40, archived)
# Pfft, and yes I think I'll introduce it to an axe or two, scare it into place
I'm just glad my desktops are collections of parts, with big cases, airflow and occasional dusting
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:45, archived)
# With careful appliaction of the axe...
your laptop could also become a collection of parts with good airflow.

Maybe create something to win a Turner prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:50, archived)
# Oh I don't think careful
instils just how accurate you have to be to manage that.
Anyway, the hard drive is still good, as I suspect is the inverter, both of which have future uses
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:55, archived)
# I'd reckon that crossbeam's gon't skew on tredle
edit: you have a dodgy joint somewhere

Sounds like someone'll have to hot air a reball job

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:16, archived)
# I can't make sense of this
So, um.. I'll have 4 from the top and 2 from the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Your graphics driver is parsing too many blits per sub-form, resulting in a mesi-quantum feedback grid through your anterior messenger chip.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
# This looks like it makes relevant sense
I henceforth rename you Mubelfish, for translation purposes
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Its lucky I was here as I have just finished my Microsoft exams...
And I can tell you that it is broken and the problem definitley originates from somewhere inside it!
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Hahaha
You're so right, thank god you came. Hang on, I'll get a saw
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:42, archived)
# get one of those saws with eyes
a seesaw
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:45, archived)
# Or one with poor eyesight...
a mitre saw !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Ewww, cum saw.
(Mu2, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:45, archived)
# Hah, thanks for the edit
Although it's pretty old now so worthwhileness is questionable
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:05, archived)
# on the bright side, if it's an apple laptop it breaks faster
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:06, archived)
# your graphics card is fucked
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:57, archived)
# more of a graphics chip
which I don't much fancy trying to replace, especially since it's only Intel
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:00, archived)
# is it overheating?
processing chips tend to go funny when they're overheating
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:21, archived)
# Well I let it cool down
And it hasn't helped
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:24, archived)
# and it shouldn't have been that hot
it was on a desk, hadn't been on long and hadn't been doing anything particularly strenuous.
edit: but yeah I'll crack it open and check it for fluff tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] RIP Dear Leader
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# ira?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# That's discrimination that is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Kim Jons II
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:57, archived)
# so it would appear
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:01, archived)
# No. Fucking. Way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:09, archived)
# which one of these hateful bastards ruined it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)
# The one with the beard
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:28, archived)
# I like the dark portal to hell opening just on the right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:51, archived)
# FUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 4:32, archived)
# Kim Jons II
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:57, archived)
# He is vehemently heterosexual in many nations across the globe.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
# He's a man's man.
I think that's what you're saying. A manly, heterosexual man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Fiercely, ferociusly heterosexual.
Kim Jons II
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# He was a domediah
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Kim jong iddle I po?
I'm sure I recognise that gravestone.
(GoodLord doesn't have time for sigs., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Gotta catch 'em all!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Just a teeny bite
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Lol wtf? Who makes images of gay dinosaurs? You perve.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Hahaha
needs more rainbows and primary colours ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# red light indicates doors are secure
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Light blue touchpaper and retire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# I particularly like the revived by radioactivity green glow
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] quick, dirty, shit etc...oh and comedy racism lulz too....


Click for bigger (158 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# - The Korea National Anthem
- How to disappear completely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# I
See what you did there!

(clicked)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# aaahhhh
see what you did there.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10788705
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Having
Just had the Korean FDA in at work doing an audit for a week I can happily say that ain't so.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# [mod edit]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Kim-ay!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UBakpPtv2Q
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# \o/ bracing atmosphere on Mount Paektu
does a little dance :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# DING DONG!


(previously)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Finally there's enough CANCER for everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# REJOICE!
Today is a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Stealing cancer from the rich and giving it to the poor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# If the Incest van is rockin', don't bother knockin'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Needs more AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Everything needs more AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# A cargo ship of AIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# You've sorted the shortage of incest and cancer, what about the AIDS, man?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# I was thinking of making a depressing cargo series, but it'll get old really quickly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# BUT WHAT ABOUT THE AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Just a moment...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Fill 'er up!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Oh fucking A!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Shit, should have put GOOD on the one pump and BAD on the other :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# There's still time!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Nah, can't be arsed now
It's about bed time for mediocre people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Schoolboy error, Dutchman!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# We have a ton of students from the Netherlands coming over next week.
I'm going to use that line at any opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Terrible international bullying, Mu.
You'll make Ban Ki-moon cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# What about the cyclists and people who drive "eco-friendly" electric cars
surely they deserve the AIDS too?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Incoming!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Oh frig.
Officer O'Malley's night shift.
(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Ah, he be the gayest copper in the precinct so he be.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:18, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:45, archived)
# 3 litres of cancer, please
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Bring your own jerrycan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Hey! The queue starts here, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] All hail General Krarg


(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# *RIKE
*RIMIT
*RONG
*I'RR
(. Y . ), Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# It's the Japanese that get their Ls and Rs confused, not the Koreans
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:13, archived)
# glonkpan speak tluth
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)
# The Korean ㄹ is l/r, so it's close enough for my standards.
LE EDIT: le this letter
(. Y . ), Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# You mean this one.
ㄹ
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:52, archived)
# So ronery :(
(Kim Jong-il Dear Leader, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# o fuk, so solly
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# CHRISTMAS IS RUINED
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# trim 'n edge
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# oh ffs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Shoot to thrill, play to kill.


EDIT: Sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Looks a bit like Fred Dibnah
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Hahaha! So it does o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:13, archived)
#
Been done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# If that's actually iron, I'm throwing my art stuff out of the window.*
*may be exaggeration
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Iron's cheap, why wouldn't it be iron?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Well, yeah, it's bronze.
But that wouldn't have made sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# BRONZE FRED!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# SHUT UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Saint Fred of Bolton
Praise be unto him.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# There's actually some fairly vicious rumours about him around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Do tell.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Nah. I have no idea if they're true or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Yeah, but look at that smirk.
He definitely knows something we don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:47, archived)
#
Are they the ones that involve him being a bit of a serial womaniser?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Is it about wearing women's things and inserting vegetables?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# I DID NO SUCH THI- oh... Fred Dibnah.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Aha! We're onto something... O_o
(This is when Mu disappears and avoids the subject)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# What sorry?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# There's actually some fairly vicious rumours about you around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I doubt any come close to the horrific reality.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# I've never inserted a vegetable, or had a vegetable inserted, into any part of myself.
Other than my mouth, of course, and even then relucantly. The mistress does so like to make me gag on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# He needs an iron tail, or it will be ripped off in battle.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Oh shit yeah D: good point... let's see if I can sort this out...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Yeah, that's better!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Thanks for pointing that out!
It's the little technical errors that seem to fly over my head some times. ^^;;
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Ooh that's pretty snazzy
(the new tail)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Needs more Hulk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# I'm thinking of doing one of all the Avengers... and Loki.
The real challenge is making each of them work in that form.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Give them different forms.
Make Black Widow a cat, Hulk a pitbull, Hawkeye ANYTHING BUT A SHITTY ARROW MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Indeed~ and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought Hawkeye was a bit crap.
Yeah, he fires arrows, but Iron man is an alcoholic billionaire scientist with a robot suit.

Doesn't get more awesome than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# They should have made him a fucking robot.
Utterly useless.

Bring in Black Panther or Vision, and send Robin Hood to the battle re-enactments in Nottingham.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Mm, could have been worse, I guess.
Could have called in Ant Man, or some other forgotten Avenger. Black Panther would have been awesome though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Edgar Wright doing an Ant Man movie could be an excellent prospect.
The 60's had 'Fantastic Voyage' - which is still a great piece of sci-fi hokum.
And the 80's had 'Innerspace' - which was a lot of hokey fun.

The geometric advance of CGI, (plus the eye of the man who made 'Spaced', 'Shaun of The Dead' and 'Hot Fuzz'), is pure win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Ant Man has benefits, like you say.
But it's just a question of whether such a premise would have had much use in the Avengers movie...

Hmm... now I come to think of it, there's a lot a tiny scientist could do to benefit the team.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Surveillance and infiltration being primary additions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# And of course, dodgy medical procedures.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Nice one Foxy, I'm seeing Bingo from the Banana Splits
have a silly thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Hahaha lovely! :D
Can't say I've tried Knob Creek, but they all taste the same to me anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# pay homage and I shall flange a man
(Zoidaroid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I Sex Shalon Stone many time
(Kim Jong-il Dear Leader, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
# She never had cowering vagana man, why you do this?
(Kim Jong-il Dear Leader, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
# I now have the fear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Cor, she could give you quite the tug with those monster palms.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:22, archived)
# ...
Alison Lapper?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)
# * Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# check out the filename
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Thank god I'm not clever enough to paste the location into my browser and change the 1 to a 2.
The resulting picture would probably haunt me forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:39, archived)
# O_O



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Oh no, please god. Noooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Truly mesmerising.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:30, archived)
# damb!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Let morning shine on the silver and gold of this land, Three thousand leagues packed with natural wealth.
(Kim Jong-il Dear Leader, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:12, archived)
#
MY BEAUTIFUL FEATHERLAND
THE GLORY OF A WISE PEOPLE
BROUGHT UP IN A CULTURE BRILLIANT
WITH A HISTORY 5 MILLENIA LONG!


(Kim Jong-il Dear Leader, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Mount Seamsmore!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] IN 2009 AMERICAN PRESENANT KENEDY RECARVED FACE OF FAILED LINCON IN EFFORT TO APPEACE GLORIOUS LEADER!
(Kim Jong-il Dear Leader, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Britain?
I may have missed reading part of what this image challenge was.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Ah, it was supposed to be in the UK?
Bloody hell, the thought of KIM JONG TWO carving a replica of Mt Rushmore into the cliffs of Dover sends chills down my spine.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Pig child won't honour me when revolution strikes the west.
He hate me, I poked his belly with stick.
(Kim Jong-il Dear Leader, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Haha, fantastic
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)
# American, united kingdon, all you western parilsites are the same.
(Kim Jong-il Dear Leader, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Hnnnnngggg


Now with added combustion

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:58, archived)
# well, that's erm... yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Alternate ending of Prometheus.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Ha, This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:04, archived)
# yes
hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
#
Alternate More sensible
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:25, archived)
# So I've heard.
I haven't seen it, but friends and most reviews I've seen say it's... well, not very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:02, archived)
# It's utter dingo kidneys.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# I remember Neil deGrasse Tyson saying on Twitter
that even though Prometheus goes about 35 light years out, the captain says they're "half a billion miles from Earth". One light year is a TRILLION miles.

EDIT: Oh wait, it's about 6 trillion. Not that anyone's still reading this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# When the credits came up

There was a brief moment of silence/disbelief where I said, "Well, that was shit". It was what everyone else was thinking I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# 1 light year is 5.9 trillion miles.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Now that's one messed-up film!
They used to regularly show it on the TVs in the local rock club back in the early '90s.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:24, archived)
# what film is this grabbed from?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Marquis
A Belgian film telling the story of the Marquis De Sade through the medium of people dressed as animals...the Marquis has a talking penis named Colin!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Isn't that the baddy
from the low-quality cartoon "The Racoons"?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Although it might
be the Pi-man from the Autodata games of the mid 1980s.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Automata.
Apparently Mel Croucher's making a sequel to Deus Ex Machina with a couple of surprising people as voice actors.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Can't believe I spelt that wrong.
My Dad had a software business at the time and used to meet Mel Croucher and Christian Penfold at computer fairs. He'd come home after chatting business all afternoon with a man dressed in a pink catsuit.

I will buy whichever system a sequel comes out on just to play it!

"You've got my deaf-aid and I want it back!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Haha
Very different times in the computer biz.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Wooooo!
I mean uh... yeah, looks a bit like him, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# and THAT looks like Watto
George Lucas, you thief!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 1:58, archived)
# interesting
(Zoidaroid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
# I'll get you! And your little dog, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# what the hairy shitting fuck
?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/links/809290
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 3:13, archived)
[challenge entry] For many many many eunman eunman eunman the many many a m

많 은 많 은많 은 많 은많 은 많 은많 은 많 은많 은 많 은많 은 많 은많 은 많 은
(1.618..., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:41, archived)
# now THAT'S a thing of beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
# ^ s'true
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# zoinks
thats a size
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
# where's the click for bigger
I would like this for a wallpaper, for my living room
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Now that's a lorra lorra pixels
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Wow
No wonder they got 157% of the vote
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:45, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:45, archived)
# FP THIS NAO
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# it's a bit over the 400px width limit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# MAKE THIS THE ENTIRE FP
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:48, archived)
# MAKE THIS THE ENTIRE INTERNET!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Ouch... I need more monitors!!!
That is too wide for my dual 24" monitors...

Was this for the Korean Space Program? Or a replacement sun?

(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Oh christ
I've got the strangest boner right now
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# GODCILLA
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Aaaand...
There I go

*looks for tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# niiiiiice!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha
funny
(Zoidaroid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Supplies, supplies!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS YOU DO IN NAME OF MY COUNTRY?
(Kim Jong-il Dear Leader, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Back from the dead?
I thought you had been replaced by Jong-un? Or are you just proving your immortality?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# death is nothing to the POWERFUL KOREAN BLOOD
(Kim Jong-il Dear Leader, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I like how the "click for bigger"
is actually a click for smaller you non-conformist, you. Our Beloved Leader would not be pleased.

's good though.


EDIT: see, told you^
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# i come back from the GLORIOUS AFTERLIFE because of this horror
and to haunt fat pig child i left in charge
(Kim Jong-il Dear Leader, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)
# you see, the thing is, i haven't got a phone that can do those and ive never used one, so i had to google "sqare code" and then "qr code reader online" and then put it in there and then go to the link.
(1.618..., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:42, archived)
# wow
kudos
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# hahah
this is more like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# wasnt me
(1.618..., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Former captain dresses as general
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Top row, third from the left:
The saddest man in Korea
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Bottom row, middle:
World's largest five year old
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
# I was actually thinking
worlds shittest Power Ranger
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:45, archived)
# jeccius, did you do a picture of a house caught in a tornado with arms and a face? this is going back some years
it was either you under a slightly different username or someone else entirely
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# this is the only place in the world where that question can make any sense
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:04, archived)
# hehe indeed, also
maxgif.com/3oS
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Nah, he's actually got another five-year-old propping him up inside the overcoat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# tch! kids eh?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Smile you fuckers!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# He's always there..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] A much more British effort
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:21, archived)
# What a bounder
On the subject of bounders, there used to be a great snack bar in my home town called Bounders, and on the sign was a sketch of two shifty-looking top-hatted gents. Then, a few years ago, someone in charge must have decided that no-one knows what a bounder is these days, and changed the name to "Bouncers". But they kept the pic of the two shadey toffs, even though it made no sense whatsoever. It's now closed down.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Are you sure part of the sign didn't just fall off?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:16, archived)
# No, it was printed, not solid letters
They kept the same font and everything, just changed the d to a c. I wasn't amused.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:25, archived)
# They should've gone with Thundergays
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Gadzooks the bounder
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Oh, I say. Bad form, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# home safe and sound, hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# That was some top mayhem, earlier.
Cheers, Mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# looks like he's mugged him off
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# fooking laughing out loud cats are c*nts etc
very good
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# should just send straight to [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# this covers pretty much everything :D
minor TJ

I spent the day in tunnels again


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# I've been there, in one of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games.
Very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Fuck me!
That's good!

* Clicks so hard, his knob falls off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# The mole men and the morlocks don't like topsiders.
Go steady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# no we don't like the topsiders ¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Great shot!
Also, how have you managed to make somewhere in/under Manc look so attractive?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:05, archived)
# the best bits of Manc are underground
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Do places like this smell bad?
If not, I bet they make great romantic hideaways
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:34, archived)
# this one didn't
the sewers smell pretty bad
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Quo oh oh oh oh
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# YES! Can't like this enough... but I'll try anyway :D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# them bananas can't keep fatcat afloat
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# oh fuck yes!
click
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Fucking hell, top form!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Stunning as ever Elvis
Worth it for the "realisation" face alone, but the movements of Rick's hands with the remote control show a proper commitment to detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Amazing!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Oh the hilarity!
This is all kinds of hellyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# A one point landing...on his face.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Beautifully done, as always :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:54, archived)
# Ahahaha!
This is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Arnie, explosion, T.O.A.P & catcopter
did i miss anything?
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
# good arnie goof, also
alsosaw this on reddit innit
imgur.com/iHekK

Also anyone ever dabble with Bitcoins they've been goin up n up n up.

For example about a month ago I bought some for me muvva £50 worth which is now worth £59 she's well happy innit daffy bitch.

Goofs!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:21, archived)
# bitcoins? oh lol dek, i remember 15 years ago my mate working on a start up company doing the same thing only it was called beanz, it never worked, and as the miners get fewer coins and it gets harder it is supposed to make the price go up, yeah, ok
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:34, archived)
# yes, but one, you need them to buy drugs off Silk Road
and two, drugs are good

so your argument is invalid


also your hair is a bird..or something

- Also some investors are dropping the euro in favour of Bitcoins, so they're gonna go up n up n up..intill they crash or are hacked..but until then..wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Haha, I remember those!
They were going to be the next big thing on t'net! Obit.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
# are they like pogs? i liked pogs
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
# do you know they are!*



*no

But yes, pogs were reet goode.

right i'm off
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Well I have an entire 0.05 of one
That must be worth like a thousand right? of a pence
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
# 20p!


(i checked)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Haha I suppose that's not so bad
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:50, archived)
#
i use intersango, reet good fun.

ta la
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:51, archived)
# WEN I SED I'D MAKE YOU INTO A CHOPPA LAST.......I LIED!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# EEAAURRGH
(how ever you spell it)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLR-8c11ms
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:25, archived)
# It's longer
eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# I've seen that explosion before...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:27, archived)
# WOMBLE TIT RAY KILL
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Repo-Orinocho.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Pi is equivalent to Pi!
The black-eyed edit\finger-slicing/ tit womble knows
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)
# You'll never forgive Stonehenge?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# No, silly,
he'll never forgive Shinto.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# TT~TT
I hate two Super Mario pipes separated by a wave.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# only missing smug & teh quo
there you go... sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:38, archived)
# haha nicely
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
# HEADSWAP LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
# i want to keep this
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# amazing
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Cat to da choppa!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:00, archived)
# I'M A HEADSWAP LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Nice cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# As the actress said to the bishop!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:03, archived)
# 2 nuns in the bath
One says to the other "where's the soap?"
The other says: "In my cunt, because I use it to masturbate to relieve the crushing boredom and sexual repression that I feel living out my days in this Nunnery"
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Next time, on Nun of the Above.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:06, archived)
# ermm.......uh.........No.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:09, archived)
# 2 nuns in the bath
One says to the other "where's the gold cockswastika?" (cockstika?)
[rest of joke as above]
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:14, archived)
# 2 nuns licking each other.
One says, "You taste like fish!"
The other one says, "You do too! LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:17, archived)
# I can imagine it now
The other nun is the new sexbot character. The soap is, of course, phallic, and the bath is being filled from a very authentic-looking bottle labelled "Blood of Virgins". Later, Hitler stands at the bathroom mirror carefully shaving his moustache into its familiar shape, while Maria uses Bromfield as a toilet brush.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Yes! This did happen!
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:21, archived)
# "Soap's hardly very good for masturbating" replies the first nun
"Here, try this 12" rubber 'loofah', sorry it's got some fadge paste on it."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# The tache remains
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# another fine mess...
...will follow shortly
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] This great leader is not for turning
Applauding the anointed successor.

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Uncanny!
Blimey, it's dead on /board today! What's happening?
*edit: Lots of posts but very few replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# The majority of people who have posted images in the last hour
haven't replied to anyone else's
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Those cunts!
It's fun to judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# They have their reasons.
.......................(cunts)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)
# I think it's just moving too fast for anyone to get stuck into chitchat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Frightening!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)
# yikes
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:21, archived)
# western version


Korean version


.
(Zoidaroid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# ROR!
My grandad, quite a few years ago, asked me about by Chinese girlfriend-
"Does it... Does it go sideways" *wink*

He was a dirty old man, and he is missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# oh I see
I needed your grandad to explain this pic to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# He would have revealed it with an arm around your neck, in a conspiratorial tone
Probably holding a pint of ale in his other hand, and laughing uproariously at the confused look on your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:54, archived)
# I wonder who started this rumour and what it was based on....
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Pretty straightforward I thought
*Prince Philip mode engaged*
IT'S BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT SLITTY SIDEWAYS EYES TOO!
*Prince Philip mode disengaged*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Ill-thought-out comedy racism based on eyeshape
No offence meant to Zumf's grandad.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Yup :) Don't worry, he was a racist old bigot and he knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Typical!
Bloody Bigots, coming over 'ere and stealing our jobs. Send 'em all back to Bigotoland, is what I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:17, archived)
# The Korean girl is much prettier than Sharon Stone
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Though it's hard to tell because of the shit-ton of makeup she's wearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# That's true
at first glance I thought she was a sex doll
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Nice face, but still has that nasty cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] erm
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaha
5 million views deserved
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha
That's funnier, and funnier for much longer, than it ought to be
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:09, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:08, archived)

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