Well,
the hair and massive forehead is about right, nose and gob are probably a bit big. The eyes are spot on. You should have seen me when I had a beard.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:14,
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I don't know who that's supposed to be, but it's brilliant
*edit*
I suppose I ought to have read this week's compo
crikey moses!
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:12,
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I suppose I ought to have read this week's compo
crikey moses!
Looks like you picked the wrong week to give up taking amphetimines!
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:35,
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If I worked in a fast food outlet
A customer like this would be served a breakfast bun whenever it suited him
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:37,
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Small Brain Field?? Looks more like Large Brain Field from here? ;)
Very nicely done
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:38,
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Fucking hell, that's good.
That is pretty much exactly not what I thought you'd look like.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:03,
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^ this
The first time I saw a picture he drew of himself, it was almost the exact opposite of what I was thinking
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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^ this
but it kind of makes more sense the more you think about it
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:07,
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Call me Moggy.......................................................or don't.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:26,
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really?
good lord. this challenge is fully of eye openers and altered perceptions
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:31,
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Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:28,
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a chap in the bath with no helmet?
all I would say in that situation is "DEAR GOD NO!"
and then call a physician.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:04,
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and then call a physician.
QOTW vote!
* Fat. Are you fat? Do you have a friend who is fat? Tell us your tails of the lard.
* Class. What class do you consider yourself and why?
* Make and mend - we've just repaired some knackered trainers with shoegoo. How do you save money?
* Repent ye sinners - Tell us about a dreadful thing you've done that means you'll burn in hell.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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* Class. What class do you consider yourself and why?
* Make and mend - we've just repaired some knackered trainers with shoegoo. How do you save money?
* Repent ye sinners - Tell us about a dreadful thing you've done that means you'll burn in hell.
You do realise that people will post things about sheds no matter what question gets chosen?
Give it up Rob, time to give QOTW a rest. It's become shit.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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Why would anyone listed to a forum
member who just whines and keeps telling him to shut down QOTW?
You could always, er, piss off.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:17,
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You could always, er, piss off.
I don't understand the question
who is listed to a forum member?
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:20,
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doesn't look like it's going to win sadly
unless you can whip up a storm of support for it
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:58,
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That's ok, we can just troll whatever is chosen and get it closed again and have another vote, amirite?
I REALLY wanted to talk about sheds, goddamit :(
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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It'd probably turn into a nostalgia page for b3tans who've left us.
Like that bit at the Oscars where they show photos of the dead.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:02,
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Alternative
I've just added a suggestion that is far better and funnier than these wanky ideas. Vote for this www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1671240
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:05,
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I dun a cryptic crossword
The Silent Channel's sig reminded me that I made this a little while ago - Thought maybe some of you sexy exciting people might like to have a go?
Some of the clues are better than others.
First person to finish it wins a crudely-photoshopped picture of a dog smoking a cigar. (Cash value: Ā£0.00)
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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Some of the clues are better than others.
First person to finish it wins a crudely-photoshopped picture of a dog smoking a cigar. (Cash value: Ā£0.00)
Haha
It's a devil to fit in the last few clues this way. Those 2x2 blocks of black squares are still a little ugly though.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:49,
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Awesome
I'm off to work in a bit, but I'll have a go at this over the weekend...
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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well done but this is going to make me feel proper stupid
I think I've got Emma.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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Correct!
I don't think it's too hard - it's hard to tell when you already know all the answers though :)
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:50,
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Nice! I enjoyed that a lot.
It beat surfing the net on my lunch break. :-)
I'm going to find an old post to post the answers in and link 'em.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:16,
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I'm going to find an old post to post the answers in and link 'em.
That was fine stuff.
6 Down made me smile - I like things like that.
There were some really nicely formed clues in there - crackin' job, sir.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:34,
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There were some really nicely formed clues in there - crackin' job, sir.
\o/
*closes internet*
*sparks up a rough collie*
Here... is that the smoke-face from Fringe? It's giving me the willies.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:31,
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*sparks up a rough collie*
Here... is that the smoke-face from Fringe? It's giving me the willies.
blinking morse code message
prepare.... to... die !
.--. .-. . .--. .- .-. . / - --- / -.. .. . !
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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.--. .-. . .--. .- .-. . / - --- / -.. .. . !
Saw McDonald UK's new front page on facebook, thought of this...
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Aye..
You actually remind me of a work colleague.
She has the same glasses too.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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She has the same glasses too.
I've closed the Shed QOTW as it didn't appear to work very well. A bad subject choice that was trolled to death
Tell me your suggestions for what question we should run this week?
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:32,
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Worst smell you've ever smelled
with anyone making 'wurst' puns being instafucked.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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I think one of the problems is the people who care most about QOTW
don't spend much time on /board, so the polls end up skewed. Maybe just have a read through some recent QOTW suggestions and pick out something that looks interesting?
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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or BISCUITS
what funny things have happened to you involving a biscuit?!!!
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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burnt toast
tell us your saddest or funniest burnt toast story
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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How about 'when flailing spastics dictate how sites are run'
Oh wait, I see a flaw in my logic
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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Best Summer, Ever - share your tales of that special season, all those years ago.
Worst Summer, Ever - share your woes of that fateful season, all those years ago.
Bloody Weather - have a fucking good moan about it.
If I Had A Tardis - what crazy shit would you pull off if time and space were no obstacle?
Geezers - relate your stories about the serious geezers in your town.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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Bloody Weather - have a fucking good moan about it.
If I Had A Tardis - what crazy shit would you pull off if time and space were no obstacle?
Geezers - relate your stories about the serious geezers in your town.
What type of screws should I use
to fix my gravel boards along the bottom of my new feather edge fencing?
*please provide Screwfix link in your answer k thx bai
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:52,
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*please provide Screwfix link in your answer k thx bai
but it's better than no posts at all which is what we'd have had since 9ish otherwise
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:10,
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:P there's always fun. Look, a self-POOtrait XD
apologies to Frank Zappa
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:12,
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apologies to Frank Zappa
Maybe people should keep changing their username to something funny and then draw a picture of it
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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It's Thursday, and I've already posted the only two pictures that I'll be entering in this week's challenge.
It may have to become a compo where we just pick a user name we like the sound of and do something with it.
Still early days, though, and it's quite entertaining to see what some people look (a little bit) like.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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Still early days, though, and it's quite entertaining to see what some people look (a little bit) like.
there's nothing stopping people carrying on with the BBC image of the day
or any of the other topicalol image sites on the net
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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I'm already cruising the mean streets of Google for my next victim.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:24,
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I know I definitely need at least one more layer of paint on me.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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Giant winkles and manly biceps would figure extensively, if not exclusively.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:30,
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I was thinking that
Seems you get two choices - your username or your actual likeness - so I may have another go on pen and paper...
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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How ironic
The toast who is happy on the outside, cries on the inside
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:08,
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as someone once said
If you're not pissed off, you're not paying attention
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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Nice. You should get this tattooed somewhere.
Maybe even on yourself...
:D
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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:D
b3ta tattoos
always thought HT's style would lend itself well to a tattoo, maybe it has.
Personally I'd go for atomic's Maria and something disturbing by cockweasle.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:22,
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Personally I'd go for atomic's Maria and something disturbing by cockweasle.
That's lully, that is
Deluxe Paint II? When I were a kid I seemed to be obsessed with drawing clifftops and seascapes...
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:49,
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It was a demo picture on the disk, it showed what could be achieved by simply changing the colours in a fixed 32-colour palette.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:56,
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It was good fun, that
I seem to remember a 'colour cycle' option where you could make your pics fluctuate through the colours of the rainbow - trip-tastic!
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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And the walking stickman, white on black where every 'frame' was a different colour in the range, all but one set to black and the white cycled through...
A thousand quid for Photoshop and you don't even get this sort of thing included :(
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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Kids nowadays just wouldn't understand the simple pleasures of the 'Arch brush'
Actually, *I* didn't understand the Arch brush either...
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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Bravo! :)
But you're the second person to get it, the winner messaged me privately so I'll respect his/her anonymity...
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:01,
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Thank you ;)
You mean like: s3.amazonaws.com/chronopics/0004/5172/bob_ross.png ?
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:24,
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Jolly splendid.
Did you pose before a shiny cooker hood in order to draw this?
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:52,
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Brill! *click*
Looks like you have a little London Underground badge on... maybe you're a ticket collector whose been pushed too far?
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:21,
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Blimey! That's not how I pictured you at all....
Great piccy though.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:22,
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An earlier version of this shows me when hair was an abundant ally.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:25,
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The fluffy version is still sitting on my profile.
I should probably update it with this one, at some point.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:29,
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Nice work
Looks like a little Happy Toast character on your right sleve?
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:29,
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Thanks, Q.
And if you see a HappyToast character badge, I'm glad to pretend I put it there.
;)
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:34,
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;)
wow, is this pencil ?
I'm trying to think of some lead based pun but all I can see is Kenny Everett wearing a large inverted fan belt about to flip a banana chip.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:58,
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WOO!
How do you shoot those light orbs from your hands? Proper Street fighting powers right there!
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:30,
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Hehe, I remember that...
'It's a 19th century child who died in that house!!!' What, you mean that sound-stage?
The ebay pic is 'The Hands Resist Him' - if you so much as look at it you'll be cursed! I've seen it before so it looks like I'm bollocksed...
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:39,
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The ebay pic is 'The Hands Resist Him' - if you so much as look at it you'll be cursed! I've seen it before so it looks like I'm bollocksed...
You should totally grow a handlebar moustache.
It almost looks like the early stages are already in effect, so not too much additional effort required..
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:28,
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Was all I could think about when I first watched supersize me.
"I wouldn't mind a tache like that."
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:46,
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"Stuck in the middle with you" Great work
Looks like the view the cop had from the boot in Reservoir Dogs?
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:33,
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haha
Not intentional. Just difficult to hold a mirror. Could put a nice orange glow somewhere on him though.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:47,
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I probably will eventually
But I've moved from the place that served as the background, unfortunately.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:16,
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That's the Northern 'Death Hand'...
...a centuries old forbidden deadly technique!!!
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:52,
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well if you wank by slightly touching with fingertips then yes
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:22,
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Fine ta matey!
Must go and *click*
your smashing 'ickle Moley :)
How's you by the way?
Pardon my manners ;)
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:11,
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your smashing 'ickle Moley :)
How's you by the way?
Pardon my manners ;)
You look a bit like Jim Carrey's macho alter ego in "Me, myself & irene"
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:12,
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Actually, it's funny you say that.
I got Woody Allen in my formative years, Paul from The Wonder Years in my teens, and now am somewhere between Will Self and Pete Townsend from The Who.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:45,
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well that's not good, at least half of those guys are paedophiles
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:20,
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Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Ning! The vote for the new QOTW here, closes around lunchtime. If you don't like the choices, there's a suggestions board for your own ideas. We DO look at them. We're desperate.
Bad Porn: The chattering classes won't shut up about Fifty Shades of Grey, and it appears that there's money to be made in bad pornography (a small village in the Austrian Tirol). Write some bad porn, true or otherwise. The Aristocrats!
Revenge II: Nearly won last week, so we're running it out again. Ronseal.
Sheds: Not a flimsy excuse to recount the story of the time I was forced to have a crap in a shed. Also: garages, greenhouses and the lean-to where you keep the logs for the fire, you posh bastard
Shafted: Ever been left high and dry by some tosser? Or have you been the shafter? Also: The private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:21,
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Bad Porn: The chattering classes won't shut up about Fifty Shades of Grey, and it appears that there's money to be made in bad pornography (a small village in the Austrian Tirol). Write some bad porn, true or otherwise. The Aristocrats!
Revenge II: Nearly won last week, so we're running it out again. Ronseal.
Sheds: Not a flimsy excuse to recount the story of the time I was forced to have a crap in a shed. Also: garages, greenhouses and the lean-to where you keep the logs for the fire, you posh bastard
Shafted: Ever been left high and dry by some tosser? Or have you been the shafter? Also: The private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks
Sheds because it's going to actually take some imagination for them to come up with lies about that.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:25,
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my shed cut the head off a drug dealer with a samurai sword once
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:32,
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My shed actually inflates in the rain
I've already had 3 letters from the council about the gigantic shadow it's cast upon the neighbourhood.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:45,
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My shed is an extra in Debbie Does Dallas.
He was only a sapling at the time, but if you pause it quick enough, there he is.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:50,
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I fucked your mum sideways,
and there was some lingerie or something, and she tickled my bum. There, done, now we don't have to do bad porn. Dildo.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:28,
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I guess I'll vote for sheds
I mean I have no intention of posting or reading but I don't want to see a weeks worth of people awkwardly sharing pornos
The internet is big enough to do that somewhere else
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:39,
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The internet is big enough to do that somewhere else
i saw some simpsons porn i definitely would NOT like to talk about
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:40,
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I'm bringing this post to the attention of the Olympic committee, prepared to be sued
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:14,
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I don't see too much of a problem
recycling old subjects, or something similar to them.
Some of the really good ones have been done several times. If they haven't been done for a while, the board population will have changed enough to make it worth doing.
EG:
Lies your parents told you.
Foreign food everyone else hates.
Guilty pleasures.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:50,
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Some of the really good ones have been done several times. If they haven't been done for a while, the board population will have changed enough to make it worth doing.
EG:
Lies your parents told you.
Foreign food everyone else hates.
Guilty pleasures.
see stolen girlfriends cheating babes shafted in sheds dot com [click here] premium dogging all aluminium construction free installation
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:10,
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all of those are things you can fit in your mouth, except maybe sheds, unless they are small sheds, or you have a big mouth (a really big mouth)
So I guess I would say I could fit a lot of things in my mouth, except probably a shed.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:14,
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So I guess I would say I could fit a lot of things in my mouth, except probably a shed.
I found this lying around on the internet
Me playing with Athena the Jaguar :)
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:07,
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Me playing with Athena the Jaguar :)
It's fantastic footage and
a gorgeous cat, Jahled, but how many laps did you do?
I've been watching for 57 minutes now and it's still going...
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:58,
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I've been watching for 57 minutes now and it's still going...
Not so sure of 'playing'...
Looks more like 'annoying the fuck out of a caged animal'
WHy not let it out of the cage and play the same game?
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Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:00,
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WHy not let it out of the cage and play the same game?
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