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[challenge entry] Uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:10, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! really? Christ *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Well,
the hair and massive forehead is about right, nose and gob are probably a bit big. The eyes are spot on. You should have seen me when I had a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Well now I don't know what to think.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)
# That tracheostomy looks painful
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I don't know who that's supposed to be, but it's brilliant
*edit*

I suppose I ought to have read this week's compo

crikey moses!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Watch out world!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)
# you've finally flipped, man
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Udo Kier in da House!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
*fucks gall bladder*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:15, archived)
# ahaha
*invades*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:17, archived)
# "You forgot the briefcase!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:16, archived)
# ^Ha Ha!! o/'-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Smallbrainfield wants to eat your soul
Accept request Y/N?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:16, archived)
# *FEARS!*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson?
WOO!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Looks like you picked the wrong week to give up taking amphetimines!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:35, archived)
# If I worked in a fast food outlet
A customer like this would be served a breakfast bun whenever it suited him
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)
# THE DANGERS OF THE GEL PEOPLE!
TOO MUCH GEL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Small Brain Field?? Looks more like Large Brain Field from here? ;)
Very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha!
ace.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Someone has been using the gel
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Rick Wakeman in da house!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)
# No.
I'm much better looking. :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Really, got a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:46, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Radioactive afterglow.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Nuclear tan.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's good.
That is pretty much exactly not what I thought you'd look like.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:03, archived)
# ^ this
The first time I saw a picture he drew of himself, it was almost the exact opposite of what I was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:05, archived)
# ^ this
but it kind of makes more sense the more you think about it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Ha ha!
True.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Ha ha. BOOOOOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Fake!!
No Nuns ;)

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)
# I keep them hidden.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Woven cunningly into your hair, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Plenty more room... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:29, archived)
# I'm not going in there without a map
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:35, archived)
# If I had a map, I would've escaped years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Fallout boy
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)
# This must be Ground Zero.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:17, archived)
# wow! I too had no idea that you were a 70's prog-rocker
kudos
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:22, archived)
# *orders print*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)
# hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)
#
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Hellyeah.PNG
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:32, archived)
# All the awesomes
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:45, archived)
# that's
ace! looks a lot like Snowy Shaw...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Needs some KNIVES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Hai Dave
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Call me Moggy.......................................................or don't.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Atomic jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Say yer prayers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)
# really?
good lord. this challenge is fully of eye openers and altered perceptions
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Reality bites.
Or in this case...explodes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)
# No need to ask why there's so much green smoke there!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:36, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:40, archived)
# that's a lot of rock'n'roll man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] have at thee humans
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# THOR!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Ha ha! Do you wear the helmet in the bath?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:00, archived)
# but of course
anything else would be madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)
# a chap in the bath with no helmet?
all I would say in that situation is "DEAR GOD NO!"

and then call a physician.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)
# For Asgard!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:03, archived)
# I heard you bit your tongue
is it thtill thor?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)
# *smites*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Inspector Norse!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)
# You're Thor?
Put thome thavlon on then
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)
# spot on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:11, archived)
# I like his dobber on his helmet ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)
# but we all knew what you looked like...

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Self portrait crimewatch photofit picture.
(I helped save b3ta! LePingouin, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Lookin' buff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)
# QOTW vote!
* Fat. Are you fat? Do you have a friend who is fat? Tell us your tails of the lard.
* Class. What class do you consider yourself and why?
* Make and mend - we've just repaired some knackered trainers with shoegoo. How do you save money?
* Repent ye sinners - Tell us about a dreadful thing you've done that means you'll burn in hell.




(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)
# lol fat
I know who you're talking about *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Lawks!
*flutters eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Needs more shed
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)
# as Bruce Willis said
shed's dead. shed's dead baby
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Fully expect...
.../talk to confess to killing the last QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)
# You do realise that people will post things about sheds no matter what question gets chosen?
Give it up Rob, time to give QOTW a rest. It's become shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Can we have a question about angry short men?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:52, archived)
#
Alternative QOTW suggestions


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Why would anyone listed to a forum
member who just whines and keeps telling him to shut down QOTW?

You could always, er, piss off.
(username failed moderation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:17, archived)
# I don't understand the question
who is listed to a forum member?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)
# i think we need to shed all this distaste for QOTW
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)
# FATTIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)
# doesn't look like it's going to win sadly
unless you can whip up a storm of support for it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# That's ok, we can just troll whatever is chosen and get it closed again and have another vote, amirite?
I REALLY wanted to talk about sheds, goddamit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)
# have you ever felt guilty in a shed?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:13, archived)
# You have NO idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:22, archived)
# It'd probably turn into a nostalgia page for b3tans who've left us.
Like that bit at the Oscars where they show photos of the dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)
# SHEDS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)
# MOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:13, archived)
# I shed a tear for the fall of QOTW
:'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Alternative
I've just added a suggestion that is far better and funnier than these wanky ideas. Vote for this www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1671240



(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:05, archived)
# I dun a cryptic crossword
The Silent Channel's sig reminded me that I made this a little while ago - Thought maybe some of you sexy exciting people might like to have a go?

Some of the clues are better than others.

First person to finish it wins a crudely-photoshopped picture of a dog smoking a cigar. (Cash value: Ā£0.00)

(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Kudos for conforming to THE CROSSWORD GRID RULES on this :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Haha
It's a devil to fit in the last few clues this way. Those 2x2 blocks of black squares are still a little ugly though.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Awesome
I'm off to work in a bit, but I'll have a go at this over the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)
# well done but this is going to make me feel proper stupid
I think I've got Emma.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Correct!
I don't think it's too hard - it's hard to tell when you already know all the answers though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
# This is going to take me all month, I know it
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Nice! I enjoyed that a lot.
It beat surfing the net on my lunch break. :-)

I'm going to find an old post to post the answers in and link 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Splendid!
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:25, archived)
# That was fine stuff.
6 Down made me smile - I like things like that.

There were some really nicely formed clues in there - crackin' job, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:34, archived)
# 32/32
Jolly well done! Here's your reward:

(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:40, archived)
# \o/
*closes internet*
*sparks up a rough collie*

Here... is that the smoke-face from Fringe? It's giving me the willies.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:31, archived)
# It is not
It's an entirely unrelated screaming smokeface
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Shuriken!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)
# blinking morse code message
prepare.... to... die !

.--. .-. . .--. .- .-. . / - --- / -.. .. . !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Death from the shadows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Ninja with teh pitchforks of death.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Ninj!
I thought you'd be taller. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Nah!
I'm a tiddler :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Mutant Ninj Turtle
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Outlined by moonlight...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Did you misspell "Shrunken"?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Saw McDonald UK's new front page on facebook, thought of this...


Click for bigger (83 kb)
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Daddy or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Super dooper!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Perhaps, but not funny.
What an odd challenge this is.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Aye..
You actually remind me of a work colleague.

She has the same glasses too.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:45, archived)
# my, what big eyes you have!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)
# All the better to develop macular degeneration with.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Isaac Newton in da house!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
# You look sketchy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:54, archived)
# fixed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Mark Twain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Mmmmmmfmfmmmmmm
MMff
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:09, archived)
# :D
Nice work, as per.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)
# I've closed the Shed QOTW as it didn't appear to work very well. A bad subject choice that was trolled to death
Tell me your suggestions for what question we should run this week?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Best mates.
Or Racist Grandparents II
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:35, archived)
# This could work
www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1665342
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:35, archived)
# /\/\/\/\
Yep
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Other b3tans' mortifying secrets...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Oops upside your shed, say oops upside your shed
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Worst smell you've ever smelled
with anyone making 'wurst' puns being instafucked.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I think one of the problems is the people who care most about QOTW
don't spend much time on /board, so the polls end up skewed. Maybe just have a read through some recent QOTW suggestions and pick out something that looks interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)
# stop being sensible, woman!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Oh alright then. In that case
SPOONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)
# . . .
rusty . . . spoons
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:45, archived)
# or BISCUITS
what funny things have happened to you involving a biscuit?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)
# yay!
but I will still vote for toast
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)
# burnt toast
tell us your saddest or funniest burnt toast story
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)
# How about 'when flailing spastics dictate how sites are run'
Oh wait, I see a flaw in my logic
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)
# hahahahahaaha
Oh fuck, that always makes me make lol sounds
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Best Summer, Ever - share your tales of that special season, all those years ago.
Worst Summer, Ever - share your woes of that fateful season, all those years ago.
Bloody Weather - have a fucking good moan about it.
If I Had A Tardis - what crazy shit would you pull off if time and space were no obstacle?
Geezers - relate your stories about the serious geezers in your town.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Geezers is a golden suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
# What type of screws should I use
to fix my gravel boards along the bottom of my new feather edge fencing?
*please provide Screwfix link in your answer k thx bai
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Top likeness, sir
Cant vouch for the cock though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)
# The lights were off?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Just facing the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Ha-ha! Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] this challenge is a proper pile of pish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)
# it's certainly not very funny
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)
# yup total fun sponge of a challenge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:10, archived)
# but it's better than no posts at all which is what we'd have had since 9ish otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:10, archived)
# "fun sponge"
Nice.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)
# funge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :P there's always fun. Look, a self-POOtrait XD

apologies to Frank Zappa
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Maybe people should keep changing their username to something funny and then draw a picture of it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:34, archived)
# It's Thursday, and I've already posted the only two pictures that I'll be entering in this week's challenge.
It may have to become a compo where we just pick a user name we like the sound of and do something with it.

Still early days, though, and it's quite entertaining to see what some people look (a little bit) like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)
# there's nothing stopping people carrying on with the BBC image of the day
or any of the other topicalol image sites on the net
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:15, archived)
# I'm already cruising the mean streets of Google for my next victim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)
# or what people think they ought to look like
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:15, archived)
# I know I definitely need at least one more layer of paint on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Giant winkles and manly biceps would figure extensively, if not exclusively.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:30, archived)
# I was thinking that
Seems you get two choices - your username or your actual likeness - so I may have another go on pen and paper...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Eggcellent
Nice Celtic Scarf
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)
# heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Aww
you look unhappy...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)
# How ironic
The toast who is happy on the outside, cries on the inside
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)
# as someone once said
If you're not pissed off, you're not paying attention
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:15, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Animetoast!
; n_____n
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Nice. You should get this tattooed somewhere.
Maybe even on yourself...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)
# b3ta tattoos
always thought HT's style would lend itself well to a tattoo, maybe it has.
Personally I'd go for atomic's Maria and something disturbing by cockweasle.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)
# You wouldn't be the first...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha cute
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Aww you have no penis.
Lovely nipples, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Freebase has let himself go
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Shane MacGowen? ;)
Very well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Awww...hairy block of wood looks sad.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Toats!
Put it away ferchristssake, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The stillness of, er... MS Paint

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Thank yew :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:49, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10129902
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:45, archived)
# That's lully, that is
Deluxe Paint II? When I were a kid I seemed to be obsessed with drawing clifftops and seascapes...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:49, archived)
# It was a demo picture on the disk, it showed what could be achieved by simply changing the colours in a fixed 32-colour palette.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:56, archived)
# It was good fun, that
I seem to remember a 'colour cycle' option where you could make your pics fluctuate through the colours of the rainbow - trip-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)
# And the walking stickman, white on black where every 'frame' was a different colour in the range, all but one set to black and the white cycled through...
A thousand quid for Photoshop and you don't even get this sort of thing included :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Kids nowadays just wouldn't understand the simple pleasures of the 'Arch brush'
Actually, *I* didn't understand the Arch brush either...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Ah, the brush designed exclusively for drawing log flumes :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)
# serene
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)
# calm waters...
I take back all my harsh words about Paint...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Trios!
Do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Bravo! :)
But you're the second person to get it, the winner messaged me privately so I'll respect his/her anonymity...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)
# It's the Telegraph fountain pen all over again
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
The sludge monster cometh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Bwahahaha
I bet I know what he's doing back there too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Shhhhhh......
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:09, archived)
# *whispers*
it's a secret...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Lovely.
Like an 8bit Bob Ross :D
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Thank you ;)
You mean like: s3.amazonaws.com/chronopics/0004/5172/bob_ross.png ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)
# haha
that's the ticket!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Snoopy is lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)
# That's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 4:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Kung-fu grip comes as standard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Also:
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# that's more like it *tickles under chin*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# WOO sir!
Shuriken :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:23, archived)
# KNEEL BEFORE PAZUZU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Pope?
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Jolly splendid.
Did you pose before a shiny cooker hood in order to draw this?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
# today i lernéd
(1.618..., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:19, archived)
# you're much more cuddly than that :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Thanks, sunshine.
x.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Brill! *click*
Looks like you have a little London Underground badge on... maybe you're a ticket collector whose been pushed too far?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Well spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Blimey! That's not how I pictured you at all....
Great piccy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# An earlier version of this shows me when hair was an abundant ally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Thought this looked half familiar :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:27, archived)
# The fluffy version is still sitting on my profile.
I should probably update it with this one, at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:29, archived)
# So does the *Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Shuriken!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Lordy!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Cheers, Seebianski.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Nice work
Looks like a little Happy Toast character on your right sleve?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Thanks, Q.
And if you see a HappyToast character badge, I'm glad to pretend I put it there.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:34, archived)
# No worries, here's a close up on that right arm
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Ha-ha! Busted!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:42, archived)
# wow, is this pencil ?
I'm trying to think of some lead based pun but all I can see is Kenny Everett wearing a large inverted fan belt about to flip a banana chip.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Aye, sir.
And nice comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)
# cool style
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:21, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(monkeybot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Not many b3tans have a pub named after them
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:02, archived)
# YAY!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Jings, crivvens and hilt mah...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Monkey beer on tap and Jaffa cakes behind the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:23, archived)
# WOO!
How do you shoot those light orbs from your hands? Proper Street fighting powers right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Haha
Not to mention my pub chalk board helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:36, archived)
# In line for a discount.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Oh yes!
Fuck the pub, the Blue Lagoon's a few doors up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] decided to start one before I reached 22.


Yet to finish it mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Also:
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Ah, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Ooooh....yes. I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Cheers Moley!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Nice!
Reminds me of that 'haunted' ebay painting...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Three men and a self portrait?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Hehe, I remember that...
'It's a 19th century child who died in that house!!!' What, you mean that sound-stage?
The ebay pic is 'The Hands Resist Him' - if you so much as look at it you'll be cursed! I've seen it before so it looks like I'm bollocksed...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Oh dear.
Me too now.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:50, archived)
# You should totally grow a handlebar moustache.
It almost looks like the early stages are already in effect, so not too much additional effort required..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Was all I could think about when I first watched supersize me.
"I wouldn't mind a tache like that."
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:46, archived)
# "Stuck in the middle with you" Great work
Looks like the view the cop had from the boot in Reservoir Dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:33, archived)
# haha
Not intentional. Just difficult to hold a mirror. Could put a nice orange glow somewhere on him though.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Wow!
That's a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Thanks man!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Good start.
Finish it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I probably will eventually
But I've moved from the place that served as the background, unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Anominity: retained


Me Gritte The Son of My Dad
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:46, archived)
# It's raining men!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Copter-apple!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Out of the way, stupid apple!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Aieeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Yor hed is well massive innit lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Nice wanking hand action :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:51, archived)
# That's the Northern 'Death Hand'...
...a centuries old forbidden deadly technique!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Or, in medical parlance
"The DTs".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:54, archived)
# well if you wank by slightly touching with fingertips then yes
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# It was crying out
for a GNOP

(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha! What a beauty!
Hallo gorgeous! How's you?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Fine ta matey!
Must go and *click*
your smashing 'ickle Moley :)

How's you by the way?
Pardon my manners ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:11, archived)
# I'm feeling on top of the world!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:21, archived)
# You look a bit like Jim Carrey's macho alter ego in "Me, myself & irene"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:18, archived)
# You're rubbing that enormous egg!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:18, archived)
# YAAAAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Cooooor!!!
Me likey! Thanks Q!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:28, archived)
# no probs
Loved that game on the C64
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Bustin' skulls and kickin' arses!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:36, archived)
# That's how I roll ;)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Tough guy, eh?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's just get this over with shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:25, archived)
# WILL this do ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:29, archived)
# That's just selfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Me, me, me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Beaker?
Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Ning, wobbly!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:35, archived)
# :o)
Right. Meeting tiems.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 6:24, archived)
# Actually, it's funny you say that.
I got Woody Allen in my formative years, Paul from The Wonder Years in my teens, and now am somewhere between Will Self and Pete Townsend from The Who.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:45, archived)
# well that's not good, at least half of those guys are paedophiles
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:38, archived)
# This portrait Will Self-destruct in 5 seconds...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Framed and fit to hang.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Ning! The vote for the new QOTW here, closes around lunchtime. If you don't like the choices, there's a suggestions board for your own ideas. We DO look at them. We're desperate.

Bad Porn: The chattering classes won't shut up about Fifty Shades of Grey, and it appears that there's money to be made in bad pornography (a small village in the Austrian Tirol). Write some bad porn, true or otherwise. The Aristocrats!

Revenge II: Nearly won last week, so we're running it out again. Ronseal.

Sheds: Not a flimsy excuse to recount the story of the time I was forced to have a crap in a shed. Also: garages, greenhouses and the lean-to where you keep the logs for the fire, you posh bastard

Shafted: Ever been left high and dry by some tosser? Or have you been the shafter? Also: The private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks




(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:21, archived)
# If "bad porn" wins then I'm going to nailbomb your servers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Sheds because it's going to actually take some imagination for them to come up with lies about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:25, archived)
# my shed cut the head off a drug dealer with a samurai sword once
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:32, archived)
# My shed is actually a Honda Accord.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)
# I'm only wearing shedible panties
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:38, archived)
# My shed actually inflates in the rain
I've already had 3 letters from the council about the gigantic shadow it's cast upon the neighbourhood.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:45, archived)
# My shed is an extra in Debbie Does Dallas.
He was only a sapling at the time, but if you pause it quick enough, there he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:50, archived)
# NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:26, archived)
# I fucked your mum sideways,
and there was some lingerie or something, and she tickled my bum. There, done, now we don't have to do bad porn. Dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I guess I'll vote for sheds
I mean I have no intention of posting or reading but I don't want to see a weeks worth of people awkwardly sharing pornos

The internet is big enough to do that somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:39, archived)
# i saw some simpsons porn i definitely would NOT like to talk about
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:40, archived)
# I'm bringing this post to the attention of the Olympic committee, prepared to be sued
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:14, archived)
# I don't see too much of a problem
recycling old subjects, or something similar to them.

Some of the really good ones have been done several times. If they haven't been done for a while, the board population will have changed enough to make it worth doing.

EG:

Lies your parents told you.

Foreign food everyone else hates.

Guilty pleasures.



(username failed moderation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:50, archived)
# see stolen girlfriends cheating babes shafted in sheds dot com [click here] premium dogging all aluminium construction free installation
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:10, archived)
# WHERE IS 'WHAT CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR MOUTH'?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:11, archived)
# all of those are things you can fit in your mouth, except maybe sheds, unless they are small sheds, or you have a big mouth (a really big mouth)
 
So I guess I would say I could fit a lot of things in my mouth, except probably a shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this lying around on the internet


Me playing with Athena the Jaguar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Holey Moley!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:09, archived)
# i think it should win.
good job that mesh is strong.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:32, archived)
# SHE IS A CAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Way to scare the crap out of that lady photographer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Aww.. Argh! Aww.. Argh! Aww..
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Hey, cutie.
*pulls back bloodied stump*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha whoa!
it's like some kind of extreme greyhound racing
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:39, archived)
# It's fantastic footage and
a gorgeous cat, Jahled, but how many laps did you do?
I've been watching for 57 minutes now and it's still going...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:58, archived)
# When i've stopped running
i'll let you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Not so sure of 'playing'...
Looks more like 'annoying the fuck out of a caged animal'


WHy not let it out of the cage and play the same game?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha. Oh hai Pond-digger
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks insanely happy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Jeremy eyes
the fun side of cross species genetics
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:22, archived)
# FRESH!
Just needs some dice. Great work. Click!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:40, archived)
# haha
Delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Marvelous Moley!!!!
:D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)
# It's going to be an outstanding day
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Well hello there!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Ha-ha! Nice hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Helicopter moles ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:48, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Ha ha...perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:09, archived)

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