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#
(Blokeyman " Diane, are you hearing this?!? ", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Two dead Krytens
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# haha :P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# remember when alien got the same reception when it first came out...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I thoroughly enjoyed Prometheus, I don't understand where all this hate is coming from.
Oh boo hoo, it needed a bit of thought to understand it, the Space Jockey wasn't what you thought it was, and it wasn't a prequel that ended exactly five minutes before Alien.

To be fair, though, the ending was pants.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Yes totally. It could have been better but it was an enjoyable movie regardless.
as for the dumb scientists hey they are in all films. look at John Hurt in Alien. "hey look a completely unknown alien species egg I'll stick my face right into it!'
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Hollywood film => main characters behave like retards.
See also: every horror film ever made; every science fiction film ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)
# yup i liked it, it was a good sci-fi film set in the alien universe
..I look forward to the next one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)
# ^This
Had flaws but great to see a proper sci-fi film and not dumb kiddie shit.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)
#
If you like proper sci-fi and not dumb kiddie shit you should totes read my short story "Dawn Touches the Girl" available for a measly dollar from all good online booksellers including Amazon and iBooks! It, err, features vampires.

Nah, I can't advertise on b3ta for shit.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# ^ hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
# I used the word "totes' in cold blood
I'm well down with the kids, me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
#
It needed a bit of thought?!?!? Are you serious?!? It was such a dumbdown of what they could have done, but no, Scott decides to go and spew out Erick Von Danicken. Thought provoking indeed.

Yawn.
(Blokeyman " Diane, are you hearing this?!? ", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
# This.
There's a difference between "I didn't get this at first but appreciated it more with thought because it asked a lot of me" and "I didn't get this at first and appreciated it less with thought because it was ill-conceived, poorly-scripted, half-arsed monkey-toss that cannot stand the critical weight of even passing consideration". Prometheus merits the latter statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# you should send in your revised screenplay
show Ridley Scott how It's done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Why?
Isn't that a bit like saying that you have to be able to play the piano to spot when someone else is playing it badly?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# My surgeon botched my brain surgery.
When I complained he said "Well lets see you do better then, you great floppy faced mong."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# B3ta is so full of wit this evening :)
this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
#
w sh
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Wit and shit in equal measure
It's the b3ta formula
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Oi, who are you calling witty-shitty? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Basil Onken, the comedy poo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# hahaha
to be fair, if we all followed the view that you can't criticise for anything you can't do yourself none of us could criticise anyone for anything other than his method of wanking
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# There are however just some moments
when it's inappropriate to burst in on someone and say "You're doing it wrong!"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# I politely disagree
One should always be ready for instruction, even if that is in the realm of self-abuse
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
# did i actually say that?....wow
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# God no
The day B3ta stays on-topic is the day that, I dunno, everyone starts taking it seriously
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# srs bizns
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
# bourbon fox and i had an impromptu attempt to see who could put a moustache on putin first
his looks like hulk hogan, mine looks like a 70s porn star
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Here's mine :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Ah yes I remember this
Don't recall seeing Boris's though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:05, archived)
# I think I've whipped it out less often
Bourbon's is funnier than mine :) (Also faster. The cunt.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:17, archived)
# That's what all the ladies say ;)
Oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:37, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Haha
Srs Ptn
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:14, archived)
# damn shexy too
gorgeoush moustache
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
# one man's bad piano player is another man's jazz pianist
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)
# yes
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# I agree with this.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)
# It may have had the same reception.
That tells us nothing about whether that reception was merited for Alien, or whether it's unmerited for Prometheus.

I suspect that the critical stock of the latter will not rise with time.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Actually, I think its reception from critics has been mostly positive
it's mainly when people judge it in comparison to the its own hype and the first two movies that it seems poor.

I haven't actually seen it personally, but I'm sure it can't be as big a turd as Aliens 3...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Oh, it is.
It makes 3 look like... um... something better than 3.

It's even more of a turd than Alien Resurrection. No, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# nah, it can't possibly be
say it ain't so
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# I've not seen Resurrection either
but I heard it was ok-ish when considered in its own right. Having said that, I mainly despise 3 on the basis of its beginning, which makes the whole brilliant story arc of Aliens pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Ah, well, it's fairly likely I'll never see it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Actually in it's own right Resurrection is a good movie. IMHO
If you get the chance see it and make up your own mind. Too many people say this is shit that is shit blah blah fucking blah. Have a look and decide yourself. I actually enjoyed it. I have the Quadrility on DVD and I like them all.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# 3's okay but depressing.
Resurrection is a load of old shit.
AVP 1+2 ... well, the less said about those the better I think.
Alien still the best of the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# pretty much ^this
aliens is good too
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Aliens also is a great film
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)
# I liked Resurrection
Bunch of weird cunts in space, being weird cunts :)

And it had Brad Dourif in it, that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Nope
'foremytime
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)
# I'll stick this here,
'cos its thread- & compo-related, but not worth its own post (taken a few years ago on a crappy phone camera)...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:07, archived)
[challenge entry] It's me


as a Blind Elephant, done last year some time for my illustration group of the same name
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Heathcliffe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:46, archived)
# It's me, Cathy
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
# I've come home-uh
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Ross Kemp and his see-through Cato mask
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:07, archived)
#
you filenamed
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Yah, then I looked up "07" in the code book
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Me having a weird day
(SpiteClassic, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I have the weirdest boner right now
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Moebius ring?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Not yet.
But he sent a postcard
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# This made me laugh more than is reasonable
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Good!
That was the plan.
(SpiteClassic, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)
# For full tantric wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] some how this is me
Keeno

(without my glasses)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:57, archived)
# RDLI HAKKIS?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# always an inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:04, archived)
# normally I look like this though
lightbulb or moon?, ah... it's Keeno ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:06, archived)
# 4 eva...

Click for bigger (192 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:08, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Haha, Rdli Faggis
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Hakkis would turn over in his grave if he hadn't had to be nailed down into six different plots.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Cumsplat?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:11, archived)
# most probably :P
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Great work, HerpesLips
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)
# haha, I have to use clingfilm when I get all jiggy these days :(
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Don't we all, man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] the ladies love my cum face though :D
Keeno's cumface :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Shrinkwrapped for easy-clean
Very enterprising of you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# it's the future :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not really!

With apologies to that nice Mr. HappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Not sure what the chemisty of that diagram is as I never did Chemisty to any useful level.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:01, archived)
# I can help.
Have a hint
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Is that what you look like under your clothes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:09, archived)
# You saucy hussey!
*removes clothes*
Yep :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Phwoarh!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I'm not sure there *is* a useful level
I've got a degree in it, never did me any fucking good.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:39, archived)
# You clearly haven't thought of the opportunities
in making TV shows about explosions and then blowing things up live on air. You wouldn't get some art history graduate doing that!

Well, unless they spent time looking at fun ways to blow things up, of course. And they'd be more likely to be able to get into the BBC being art history graduates and all, but it'd be worth a pop. After all, there's always LWT!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
# The mechanism of inhibition is not well understood, however puromycin can be used to distinguish between aminopeptidase M (active) and cytosol alanyl aminopeptidase (inhibited by puromycin).

Quick! Am I holding aminopeptidase M or cytosol alanyl aminopeptidase right now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# erm...
...that's actually your dick that you're holding.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:05, archived)
# And he's certainly not an inhibitor about it :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Damn, you're good at this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Guess what I'm holding
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Please don't say mediocre's willy, Please don't say mediocre's willy
Please say mediocre's willy, Please say mediocre's willy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:24, archived)
# It's all your fault
You made me take all my clothes off and now look at what's happened. :D
Oh. "mediocre's willy". There! Satisfied?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Not quite satisfied yet i take a bit more time than you boys :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:27, archived)
# *puts on kettle*
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:30, archived)
# I should know
I AM ONE!



O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:42, archived)
# more than happy for you to make use of the doodle :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Fluff alert! .... because it's Friday 13th and we need more things that go fluff in the night...
Meet this lovely little fox cub that has been visiting my garden for the last two months.

He's bigger each day and I sit on the other side of the open patio door watching as he gets used to me. Occasionally, I feed him some left overs. He's a curious little thing.
I took this pic this afternoon.

I noticed he has a sore eye which closed up this morning so I'm going to attempt to catch him and then RSPCA will come round and treat it for him cos I want him to be nice
and healthy. Could resemble marx bros or carry on film with me running around garden with a blanket trying to catch him....

Fluff over and out, have a lovely weekend y'all.





(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:30, archived)
# That's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:31, archived)
# part of me wants to hold him so, so tight that he just won't run away again
but then I remember I'm not a serial killer....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Quick - hide him before Bourbon Fox steals him away!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:32, archived)
#
steals away skins
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Aww no, I'd never do that. Anti-fur and all that.
Plus, his skin seems to fit him just fine. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Cutesy!
You should name him Gus.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
# and then if I find out that it's actually a girlfox
I could change it to Gusette...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
# actually, was gonna go for the obvious name....
Fire.....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Flamey
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:41, archived)
# ...fox
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Oh yes! That's a good name for a fox
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Release the hounds!
He's got one big eye and one small eye.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)
# *tries*
*fails*

no.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:36, archived)
# No, the OTHER pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:38, archived)
# For a moment there, I thought you said pope...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Awww, he's lovely! :)
I have two different foxes that come into my garden; one that's a bit chunky, and a skinny, grubby little one, a bit like that one up there.

EDIT: I'd check with the RSPCA before you try and restrain him. Oh, and apparently foxes like cat food.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)
# I love them...
just wish they'd stfu at night.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:37, archived)
# I spoke to the RSPCA first and they said it would be easier if I could catch him first, then call them
so then I went of freecycle, and found a nice lady who is lending me a dog cage.

Execution of plan may not be so easy but I've some left over meaty bits to woo him.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:40, archived)
# HE WILL NEVER TRUST ANYONE AGAIN YOU DEVIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:41, archived)
# he doesn't trust me but he knows I sometimes have food
bit like a teenager.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)
# You could Dick-Dastardly it and set up a trap with the string and all that.
But it's like Ad7 said, I don't think the fox would appreciate being out-foxed. XD

But it's for his own good I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)
# when I come to release it
I'll do it in the style of shawshank redemption. probably.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
# The RSPCA would most likely deal with releasing him.
We have to remember your garden and the surrounding area is his territory; it'd be cruel to dump him far away.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Joking aside, I'd hope he'd get release back here in the garden, or even treated here.
Plus his mum might be nearby. Hopefully it's just a bit of conjunctivitis and fleas and can be easily treated. fortunately I have big motorbike gloves so I won't get bitten.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Yeah, it'd be a good idea to tell the RSPCA what the fox's symptoms seem to be.
All being well, all he'd need is an injection, maybe a flea bath, and he'll be out and about within a day or two.

I think one of the foxes that comes into my garden has mange. My neighbour said it was losing fur, but I haven't seen it in quite a while. I hope it's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:58, archived)
# looks like conjunctivitis and mange
just read about mange - it's HORRID!!!

Cage at the ready, just need Firefox to come back....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Mange is indeed a terrible affliction.
The little fella should be back fairly soon, if you've baited it and all that. Then again, the weather's been a bit shit lately so I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:44, archived)
# What a cute little thing.
Don't let the Daily Mail know it's probably looking to eat a baby or rape some chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:36, archived)
# his kill command is in fact
"Daily mail reader"
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:41, archived)
# I fully endorse this and if you were to set up a charitable organisation for this activity
I will donate gladly :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
# ^more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# He is definitely close enough to hit in the face with a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:34, archived)
# laughed more than i should have to that.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Donkey! Bow-wow! One Eyed Dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Top fox fluff right there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:35, archived)
# and in 6 months time he'll eat your head while you sleep
aww
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Awww :)
Keep us posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10807958
(herman:D, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Ah, i'm gonna get sued.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:27, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Was anyone else even IN the last Olympics?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Moi! Just vectors no lulz :P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Nice vectoring...
Did you once win the Texas State Boggle Championship ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:27, archived)
# The mind boggles. Mine does… all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Peggy Hill joke, sorry! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Oh I've just thought your self portrait will be easy won't it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaha, I might get around to doing one.... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Happy Birthday Maidenx!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:28, archived)
# What? Wait… I get two birthdays a year. I need to over thrown that old bitch of a Queen and take all her money and estates \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Excellent idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:42, archived)
# YES!! At last poor white trash becomes Queen of the World. Yeah sod Britain I'm taking it all ;)
excellent stampage :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)
# *licks back*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Pwoarh!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Oh hai eyebrow-less lady ;D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:28, archived)
# They are very blonde so not much detail for the vectors
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Top vectorage!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Thank you, sexy Dutch Inventor and Teh Quo Fan :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I like this...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Cheers sweetheart.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Vectoriffic!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I wish i had your skills with good old fashioned pen and pencils.
I do draw a bit but not as good or as often as I like.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I should be drawing more serious stuff, but that gets boring. :D
We can only do what we can do.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:40, archived)
# But you do the voodoo that you do so well
so hey if it's fun to draw then that can only be for the good.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:43, archived)
# For the good of b3ta. o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Top skillage there Lully!
*clicks hard* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Thanks Ninj that's quite a compliment for someone of top Photoshop skills :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:57, archived)
# No need to take the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# haha :P Our Dave is an excellent Photoshop artist everyone a winner.
I wish i had stuff that went viral like Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:31, archived)
# I'm like a beetroot now, you tinker!!
But you have all the 'real' photo skills, not to mention
the great animations. I'm just a vulture, using people's
original arts and pics :)

*hugs*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# *blushes*
You're too kind you lil' smasher :)
again top job!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Definitely would.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Real vector arts! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Indeed every one a real vector :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# That's quite gutsy going around with your B3ta username on your blouse?
...that IS a blouse right? I can just about tell a dress from a bedsheet.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
# It is a blouse :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Nicely
Would :)
(herman:D, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 9:20, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10532822
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Happy workers of the internet!
Celebrate your labours with healthy merriment and honest comradeship.

But do not allow your revelries to make the factory awaken behind schedule on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Doesn't matter, I'm not back in 'til Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Bah, he can't sign my death warrant without a thumb.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Oh my childhood!
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Given that it's been quite a busy afternoon on /board
It would have been nice of you to post this in your own thread below rather than starting a whole new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)
# oh
been a few years since i have been here, I need to catch up on site etiquette, a lot has changed in the nine years i have been here lol
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Mm. Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:41, archived)
# well, you know, lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:51, archived)
# jussayin lol
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:55, archived)
# fuck
I really want a ham salad sandwich right now

jussayin, lol.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Go make one then lol
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:02, archived)
# lol
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:03, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:08, archived)
# ROFLMAO
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:37, archived)
# your quite mad lolol
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:43, archived)
# muahahaha ... where is your little sister now? In the toilete? In the garbage? No! She's gone! HAHAHA
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] me
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:16, archived)
# How do you smell?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Of damp leather and hair product
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Unfunny but accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:58, archived)
# everyone knows it's snappyuk
that's you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Stan incognito.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] unhelpful twat
(the late review taught Will Self English, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:43, archived)
# You are not a paperclip
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
#
Stop repressing me stan, Up the PFJ
(the late review taught Will Self English, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)
# My name is not Stan
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:10, archived)
# No comma.
Fake paperclip.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
# I read that as 4dam
4EVA IN AR HARTS XXXX
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I'm looking forward to your compo entry Mr Bawls.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)
# You want to see a village policeman crying?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Polly should not be.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Every breath I take is agony!
Alternately he fucking loves mars
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha! Oh dear.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)
# XD...That's a keeper.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Ewww.
My eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Your eyes?
What about its?!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:30, archived)
# :(((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:48, archived)
# haha :-D
Reminds me of the end of "the fly 2"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:49, archived)
# last one in the shop and pretty much choking
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Slight touch of Eraserhead there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# What Lovecraftian horror is THIS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Oh you actually fucking did it...
....eueueuahauauauaauauauauagh :S
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)
# The first time I have ever been at home when JJ asked for suggestions and he did mine...
...I'm so proud.

thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Bork and woo at the same time
sound like "BWOOORK".
I thought you should know.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I done a self portrait...
...out of kittens.

No kittens were harmed during the creation of this image.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Beautiful. Truly outstanding work.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# This can't be legal.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Kittenriffic!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Tis a pity she can't draw
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:33, archived)
# >FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:34, archived)
# You cannot fuck Gandalf at this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
#
OPEN CHEST
SAY TO THORIN "CLIMB INTO CHEST"
CLOSE CHEST
BREAK DOOR
GO EAST
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:53, archived)
# it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:54, archived)
# AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! YOU'VE GOT A SPIDER IN YOUR HAIR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:36, archived)
# A *pink* spider?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:48, archived)
# AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! YOU'VE GOT A SPINKDER IN YOUR HAIR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# It's ok. It's friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
# I read that as....
"You've got a SPHINCTER in your hair."
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Most people think sphincter refers to the rectum
but actually it's just a kind of muscle structure of which the anus is just one. We have sphincters in our eyes, so you're not far off.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:08, archived)
#
spider anemone
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
# She's a bit angry.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:48, archived)
# It's me at my most disdainful
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
# time of the month?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Yep. The weekend before I get paid.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:53, archived)
# enough to give you the right hump
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:01, archived)
# needed more drunken
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Wow
I'm so gonna profile this
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha too kind
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:23, archived)
# chedge!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Weeeeeeeee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:25, archived)
# The other one looked way more realistic
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# haha
As cheerful as I expected.

Just as nauseous too :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# A cheeky Michael Palin
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)
# imma gonna besick
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Let me off. :*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:48, archived)
# You spin me right round, Moley, right round
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# What sorcery is this?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:37, archived)
# The lully Moley!!!
YAY! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Super Frank
Frank Lampard's let it slip a bit
(Spyan in Swedish I am 'The Sick', Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Jim Carcass has done this watercolour. Lovely.
(Frank Beowulf, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Who, or what, is Jim Carcass?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:24, archived)
#
Glass cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:51, archived)
#
Especially this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
# 24 air hockey tables.
24!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Newsletter - doesn't contain much about sheds
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue537/

QUESTION: What documentary films have you enjoyed recently? Last night I watched This Film Is Not Yet Rated.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:17, archived)
# 1ST LOL
Cheers Rob

Last night I watched Your Mum Through The Curtains

Hard-hitting documentry about life in an old folks home
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Star Wars.
Edit: Cheers for the newsletter!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Nice one Rob
I saw Bill Maher's Religulous the other day. Preaching to the converted somewhat but it's a whole lot better argued and enjoyable than Dawkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:19, archived)
# I liked the Dawkins book
it was like a very pedantic FAQ on how to argue with someone religious, "and if they say this... say that"

Which is not what I would personally do, as I'd just avoid the subject rather than have a row, but bits of it pop into my head when I hear the arguments played out day in day out in the media, internet etc.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:22, archived)
# which one of his books was that?
or all of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:25, archived)
# God Delusion
the famous one that made lots of people angry. I did then go on to read a couple of the others. Greatest Show on Earth was mostly going yay evolution is fab.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Dawkins can get a little tedious.
At least he's not too militant. I met a chemistry prof who thought that Dawkins was being far too lenient and would have anyone subscribing to a belief system shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Sam Harris springs to mind.
And Christopher Hitchens.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Anal Lesbians XVI
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Roman lesbians? Two serving girls, one amphora
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Cave of Forgotten Dreams by Werner Herzog
About the oldest known pictorial art ever found
www.imdb.com/title/tt1664894/
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:21, archived)
# That looks really good
I used to love Herzog's stuff when I was a bit younger and more artilly inclined.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:23, archived)
# It's where art began - totally mind blowing
A must see for any artist :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# wow - the pictures are good
just googled it and I just assumed cave art would be, you know, primitive and crap.

But it's not. It's good.

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&cp=13&gs_id=1&xhr=t&q=chauvet+caves&safe=off&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1676&bih=899&ix=i9&ion=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&authuser=0&ei=HUAAUOrTNuTT0QWD6fCGBw
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# So good you'd think they must be modern
32,000 yrs old is mind blowing
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)
# cheers for the mention rob, but you spelled my bloody name wrong again :(
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:22, archived)
# sorry shanter
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:25, archived)
# ANSWER: Threads.
I say 'enjoyed', but I really mean 'sat there staring into space, taking in the full horror'.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Fuck... I saw that about 4 years ago and lost an awful lot of sleep.
It is quite literally the scariest film I've ever seen in my life, because that could happen. And nearly did.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Gasland was pretty interesting.
Piqued my interest originally when I heard of Fracking. Sadly no Battlestar Galactica involved.
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# I've watched that
can't say I'm looking forward to being able to set fire to my water
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:29, archived)
# cheap way of running a car, mind
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Needs more sheds
On the other hand, I've been watching a load of documentaries on history and the bible. It's about ten years old now but Finkelstein and Silberman's three-part documentary based on "The Bible Unearthed" was very good. I also saw a History Channel documentary the other day that said things like "Scholars believe these tunnels were built in 6000BC. But could they have been built ten thousand years earlier, before traditional scholars believe history was built?", and follow that up with "These tunnels could have been built in 16,000BC. Were they made by aliens fighting over Earth's resources?" That was brilliant. Unfortunately I can't remember what it was called, but that's not really important. Any History Channel documentary now will ask the same insane questions and answer them with "Sure, why not?", justifying it with some idiot who is an "expert in alien technology" or some such.

Fantastic stuff.

Edit: Part 1 of the Bible Unearthed, "The Patriachs": www.youtube.com/watch?v=t440bxhn1qA It's in three parts.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)
# I don't tend to watch documentaries for precisely these kinds of reasons.
That and it's really difficult to check their sources.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# The History Channel ones are amazing though
It genuinely is once every few minutes "Most scholars believe [something sensible] but could it be [something batshit insane]?" They then assume the latter, and move on. By the end of it you've got some weird inverted pyramid of lunacy, each level more absurd than the latter.

I'm sure they're deliberately satirising these people rather than buying into it...

"The Bible Unearthed" is a genuine documentary, though, made by genuine archaelogists who genuinely know about archaelogy in Israel (one is professor at Tel Aviv and the other I think either in Belgium or one of the Ivy League universities) and are building genuine arguments, even if like all arguments in the ancient world they're necessarily made of assumption and uncertain conclusions. At least they're aware of it...

(Edit: Silberman is at Uni. Massachusetts Amherst. So not Ivy League. Still, knows what he's talking about.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I did start watching it,
but after 15 minutes it had barely said anything and I gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Hmm
Swap to the History Channel ones then. (Or read the book of the Bible Unearthed. I think you'd find a lot to argue in there -- and there is a lot to argue; they're building an argument from interpretation the same as anyone -- but it is worth it, I reckon.) They do say a lot in 15 minutes. None of it is technically accurate and it might rapidly give you apoplexy, but I find that kind of thing entertaining, myself.


Edit: Also, I've watched through Neil Oliver's History of... series recently (so far as I know he's got Ancient Britain, Celtic Britain and, I dunno, Bronze Age Britain or something), and they're also very good.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:12, archived)
# best ancient history book I read lately is this
www.amazon.com/History-Begins-Sumer-Thirty-Nine-Recorded/dp/0812212762
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Hmm could be interesting
Maybe I'll dig out a History Channel documentary on Sumerian civilisation. I'm sure that aliens and pyramids must be involved somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:24, archived)
# oh god Zechariah Sitchin and Planet Nibiru
don't get me started.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
# the documentaries i'm finding at the minute all feature erich von daeniken :(
it's like we're still in 1973. i want *fresh* crazies to entertain me by telling me how the nazca lines are an ancient airport
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)
# well look up Sitchin then,
he's still active as far as I know.

Or go to a green festival, they're a hoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:37, archived)
# haha that sounds quite entertaining
though i'm not sure i'd survive it. i'll definitely look this guy up if he's extremely irritating and fond of misrepresenting "evidence" to back up his "theories"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:39, archived)
# oh and this guy too
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavin_Menzies

I picked up 1421 in Blackwells once, looking for something on ancient Chinese history. Read the back, put it down again. Just nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Paradise Lost 3 and We Were Here
were the last two I watched.

Both pretty interesting, though I knew the outcome of Paradise Lost 3 before watching it so it wasn't as gripping as watching the first 2 where I knew nothing of the case.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I thoroughly enjoyed watching PJ20, ta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:37, archived)

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