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# Quick and trickier than I expected it to be.

filename?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:04, archived)
# sleep sweet eddie marcree
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
# DOIN A VICTORY SHIT
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:19, archived)
# fucking wengis
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Coincidentally, I was probably reading that comic while I was listening to that album.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:31, archived)
# 4 Kings........................................................................................................I win!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Clapton, Dorff, Duchovny, Popeye
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:10, archived)
# stay still, this won't hurt....
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Oufen!
My favourite band!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Go on then
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:18, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha ftw!
*clicky*
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:18, archived)
# old & shit & memetastic
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Oh GMoS
why have you foresaken us?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:21, archived)
# 4eva in r hartz :((
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:23, archived)
# suddenly
seymour.....
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)
#
QUEENR

lolololol
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:10, archived)
# pffff
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:36, archived)
# *Awaits Queef version*
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:54, archived)
# not election related
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:33, archived)
# *insert Jimmy Savile "joke" here.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:34, archived)
# not savile related either
Just a regular dose of filth. One of your five a day.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Creamy.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Sorry but I just can't swallow that
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Hehehehe
very good :-D
*click*
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Be sure to give it a good shake before you pour.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Great stuff.
What colour are the contents...?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:22, archived)
#
I tried it with a bottle of banana & pineapple first but the colour on logo wasn't right.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)
# you smoothie, you
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Have it!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)
# needs a side order of milt
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:24, archived)
# mmmmmMilt
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:41, archived)
#
*serving suggestion
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:20, archived)
# ha ha, nice!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# the evil lovechild of robin williams and the fantastic 4's mr. fantastic
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# borstal tears
Romney has a checkered past.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
# he also has checkered boxer shorts
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:28, archived)
# No he doesn't.
He has magic Mormon underwear. And no, I'm not kidding.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:37, archived)
# your kidding
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
# What am I, your Google bitch?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
# GET IT HERE!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)
# That's fantastic...
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:24, archived)
# He can console himself with his millions of dollars
made fucking over companies for personal gain.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:27, archived)
# poor bill paxton
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:33, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Needs independent movement from the syrup :o)
Some quality Twitter stropping from Teh Trump though :o)
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# baby+toys-pram=TRUMP


(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Brillo pad hair
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Minge pad on top.
Watch it move. NOT for the squeamish...

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K0JWinWQu4
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)
# is he? lucky he didn't make that public or he wouldn't have got half as many votes from his republican as he did!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Damn you, paparazzos!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:05, archived)
# poor princess, all she needed was a green mushroom.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I was going to say what else she needed...
...but I won't!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# fnaaar!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# oh shit, what have I done?!?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Fangs a lot!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Where can I buy crotchless Barack pants like those?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:20, archived)
# *starts page on Kickstarter*
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:57, archived)
# *starts page on Skidstarter*
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Game over, man!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Oh noes!
If she were any more of a moose she'd have to shoot herself...
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:25, archived)
# here was my other idea
...and I would have gotten away with it too
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Ron Paul = Joey Deacon.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:27, archived)
# yup, poor guys were separated at birth
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:29, archived)
# yup

(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:38, archived)
# *belms*
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:42, archived)
# wow, even the eyebrows
*believes*
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:46, archived)
# [Twilight Zone theme]
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:02, archived)
# i hope you bite your own tongue, you poisonous dribbleshite
her, not you, pedro!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:02, archived)
# thankth for the warning, but it wuth too late
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:21, archived)
# *igors*
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
#

(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)
# that's naughty
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:46, archived)
# She committed suicide on national tv last night.
I saw a picture of it.

What fun.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:19, archived)
# By the people, for the people...
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:14, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Aaarggh! He's still smiling....
Finish him Barry!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid.

i personally am glad for the result as i felt the direction Romney wanted to take the states in would have had far reaching effects for the majority of the world.

and he's a Mormon, which is just an older version of Scientology really.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:18, archived)
# I awoke with trepidation, but the news was good, and now the sun is shining.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:19, archived)
# The sun is shining around the whole World.
Even in Australia.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Bit cloudy in Adelaide.
I made up for it by making a glowing compound. Proper yellow-green glow, too, like radiation should look like but never does.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Shit. Clouds over Adelaide. I knew the good vibe couldn't last.
Gratz on the reanimating fluid, though.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Believe me, I was happy.
I think anything hotter than it was today would have finished me off. It really wasn't very hot, I'm just wiped out after that bug.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Ooooh... can we see a pic?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# I'll try to get one tomorrow.
We'll need one for the journal article we'll write on it. Plus it gives another good excuse to play with the new camera.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Why am I only thinking of pre-election shoppery opportunities now it's over?
"Thick and Poor? Vote for War." could have been the winning slogan...
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:22, archived)
# "Vote Mormon, get moron"?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Nice.
At some point Romney should have come out with "My horse dances better than you".
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:57, archived)
# mitt romney style
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha
needs moar croissant.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Suck it, Romney.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Suck it, Clark.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Change we can keep without any change!
\o/ Woo for American democracy!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:33, archived)
# "Buy the people...",
shirley?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Oh!
Nicely =]
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Bugger
I was looking forward to 4 years of empire like oppression
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Apropos of absolutely effall.
A Guinea pig as the Doctor

(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Hello
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Good afternoon.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Lovely
"Matt Sniff" would be a good Guinea Pig name.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Nice arts
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Beautiful.

(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Now that's a regeneration I'd like to see.
Awesome drawingness as well, sir.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:16, archived)
# It's bigger than it looks from the outside.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
# That's what SHE said!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
needs more massive chin!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:00, archived)
# That is lovely!
Just lovely
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Fantastic :)
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Went with the classic photo

because all the recent photos were too . . . distracting.
i.e. NSFW
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Good job on her fake boob
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Something something compress her artifacts something something...
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Yeah, that's pretty much how my brain works, too.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Something along the lines of wearing her hair as a hat...
?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Still would
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:14, archived)
# LLOL for that!
[literally laughing out loud]
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
# PFFFT!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:40, archived)
# bwahhahhaa
aces
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I'd like to have sex with her.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:16, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:17, archived)
# can't......stop........looking.....at the link
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Oh my....
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Oh swell.
Now everyone's going to be too distracted to click on "I like this".

And I do mean 'swell'! Wakka wakka!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:19, archived)
# ^
I don't even care if it's fake.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:20, archived)
# I don't think it is
I've seen other pictures from the same photoshoot (it's about 10 years old)
NSFW Kylie being watered down www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcfDyjZ2tfQ
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Kylie wins the erection.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:29, archived)
# I find it very frustrating that I am not a fashion photographer
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Eh? What l-
...

...
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:36, archived)
# thank you and goodnight
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Worthy Winner
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:32, archived)
# How did I miss that?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:08, archived)
# His hands are white!

(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
# This gives me the impression that if I went to the White House right now
Clint Eastwood would still be standing there ont he lawn, just staring at mice and things.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:33, archived)
# It's a step up from talking to an empty chair...
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:00, archived)
# yay!
...and take this you pea-brained windbag

(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Eastwood you twat!

(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Hurrah! Get in!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha!
Ziggy must be having an apocalyptic fit!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:50, archived)
# :)
There's a 97.6% chance.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# for the filthy yiffers
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
# DAT PUSSEH
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Filthy yiffing!


Well, quacking, but it's close enough for government work.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)
# work it, baby!
baby!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Music needed

(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:16, archived)
# nice tail :D
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:37, archived)
# PHOAR

This place is slowly pushing me over to Camp Yiff
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:38, archived)
# hell yeah

(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Woolite? Really?

Not mine: from about 2002, from a strip called "Albion Fuzz" by someone named James Roberts. www.hirezfox.com/jimrob/afbh/
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:16, archived)
# [comedy trombone]
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:30, archived)
# [rimshot]
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Pwoaurrrrrr
"Show us your kitties!"
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha! That's great.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:30, archived)
# There is nothing yiffy about this.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Some of them will fit right in.....
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:45, archived)
# hello Memaxx
don't get excited and spill your load all over the place.
If you've got lots to post of a similar theme, why not post them as replies to your first one, it'll stop other people's work being pushed off the page which can be a pain when the board is busy.

Also, reply and say hi, this place is as much about chatting as it is posting pictures
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Thanks for the advice
I am new at this
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta. Pull up a chair, shop a kitten.
Mine's tea, milk, no sugar when you have a moment, please.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:55, archived)
# everyone's new at some point
best thing you can do is read the FAQ and watch what others do (and how people respond to it)
You're pictures look like you'll fit in perfectly ;)
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Also don't be put out if what the FAQ says and what people do are entirely at odds
A little bit of common sense goes a hell of a long way in this place.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Mine's a single malt, house measure, and be quick about it.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:59, archived)
# to be honest you're just pushing gayshift shit off the board
I wouldn't worry
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:07, archived)
# The gay thing is actually just symbolic
for Disney doing bad things to Star Wars in the future. I have nothing against gays.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Except your cock!
After the abortion of episode 1 I'm pretty sure Disney will improve the franchise.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:22, archived)
# It's a technical term...;
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Come to that, he's pushing yesterday afternoon off the board
I think these days we can stop worrying about the board moving too quickly
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Hello!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Which colour matching algorithm do you use?
Hello and welcome, please use the gel.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Read the FAQ all you want, you won't find the bit about posting multiple threads
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Jews the force
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:06, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:18, archived)
# two things:
Star Wars Holiday Special, and
Selling Yoda to Vodafone

both done on Lucas's watch... Sideways step, this is!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# I love the Star Wars Holiday Special
Fifteen minutes of people in Wookie suits grunting at each other, Carrie Fisher whacked off her tits on PCP or something, Mark Hamill in five times more make-up than is necessary, the revelation that Chewie's dad is called Itchy and has a massive furry hard-on for human women which makes him an entertaining Wookie form of filthy perverted yiffer, an endless song from Jefferson Starship who were evidently recruited purely for their name, and Han Solo molesting as many Wookies as he could lay his noncing hands on.

What's not to like?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Another fan of SWHS here!
Other highlights are Leia singing the SW theme tune, and that Cantina song with Bea Arthur (oh, and the Boba Fett animation, which is actually quite good).
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Bring back the Droids cartoon
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:32, archived)
# They kind of did, for one episode of Clone Wars.
And another thing, they should bring back the original Ewoks cartoon theme.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# I like you.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Your right,
no one can screw up his children like old father Lucas himself.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] There will be love
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:36, archived)
# Hello, Memaxx.
Welcome to b3ta.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Roasted Pea
so I'll put dis har


Welcome, pull up a simba
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:49, archived)
# Mickey is so happy bumming Vader.
Bless.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:54, archived)
# Stay on target...
=]
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Homer Simpson stuck his finger into Scooby Doo's butt
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:11, archived)
# HIS ASS
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:16, archived)
# oh DAMN
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Mickey's gone to the dark side!
That evil chipmunk is loving it. Welcome Memaxx
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:35, archived)
# i like Vaders flid arm
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:46, archived)
# 4 more years, thank fuck for that
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:10, archived)
# If you smoke his skin, it gets you high.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Quite rightly.
Leftly.

Whatever!

Lots of unexpected good news today: four states voted on equal rights for minorities, and for the first time in American history (I'm pretty sure it was the first time) it actually went the right way in not one but all four cases.

We need to wait until at least the 20th to find out whether California (of all places) can be gay as fuck too, until then we can hang out in Washington (the state) and Colorado and smoke 'frop. Seriously, is the world actually becoming sane again within Morrissy's lifetime?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:55, archived)
# We're just glad you guys made the right choice.
Republican Presidents always make me nervous.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:01, archived)
# 98% of Republicans vote against their own best interest, which is just creepy to me.
Like eating your own limbs for survival creepy.

Thanks for your support and for the whole Ouija board thing, that turned my head around.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:10, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:57, archived)
# }:-)-
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Trust me, most of us are.
I really was terrified that more than half of the country were idiots.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Just reading up on the equal rights decisions.
Wondering how it would have panned out had Romney been elected. Arguably not so well.

Good job you guys, you made the right choice.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:08, archived)
# I'm shocked.
Not by you but by America and not having the vote stolen (see 2000, 2004) and by good people showing up to vote for good things.

I'm such a pessimist that these things shocked me, I still don't quite believe it.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:16, archived)
# From what I can gather
Lots of people now believe that the US is now a socialist state and they are either moving to (socialist) Canada or (socialist) Australia or launching a treasonous military coup.

Should be a fun few months
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:20, archived)
# I will admit, I was rather worried at first.
But I guess it's incidents like this that show America still believes in good, and not self-interest.

Oh, and I don't know if it's been confirmed or not, but marijuana is now legal in Colorado, correct?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:22, archived)
# It looks that way.
Last time I checked it was Colorado and Washington state. It actually failed to go in Oregon.
California in the meanwhile has southern California to contend with, they set us back to about 1940 for some unknown reason.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:34, archived)
# Though I assume it would be only for medicinal use.
Yes, you mentioned before about having to wait till the 20th. I always thought states were one lump-sum vote for or against something, I had no idea counties/boroughs were taken into account too.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Sorry,
California's supreme court decided that the right to marry is a religious freedom. Some churches showed that you could vote it down (Prop 8) and a slight majority did (the map of counties that did and didn't looks like a map of desirable places to live, btw).

It's still tied up, the Supreme Court of the USA put off hearing it (or deciding not to) until after the election. If they won't hear it: instant equal rights in my state. If they do hear it it will affect the whole country. Nobody who wants equality is sure which way they'd rather see it go.

Ideally it goes for the whole country, the only downside would be that it takes until the middle of next year to finish. 25% of the country this month, the whole pie in June . . . I'm feeling optimistic either way.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Surely the right to marry is more legal than religious nowadays?
Or as it's dressed up as, civil partnership.

Having Obama come back for another term has definitely swung things in equal rights' favour, though it is a bit of a gamble if the issue IS heard in Supreme Court. Regardless, I'm sure America will make the right choice, they certainly did in this case.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Right now it's looking like dominos.
Except that they're falling up.

Looking back we may wish that we had more time to watch the haters fall and choke on it, but I do want it to be over with.

So much progress in one day though (it's still four states I think, plus the better one in office, plus a lot of other good people in other offices).
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I didn't want Romney to win
but he cost me a tenner

Was convinced he'd sneak in
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:58, archived)
# just another reason to dislike him
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:02, archived)
# I'll hate him with you
While he returns to the shadows.
I had no faith either.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Er, but apparently 98% of republicans vote against their own self interest
which, because they apparently come from the opposite political camp from you, is not a good, principled position, but just extremely creepy. Oysters said this just up there ^. I think you two should debate the matter, for consistency.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:33, archived)
# None of you know what you're talking about.
Reading your vapid comments is painful. Presently sixteen trillion dollars run up in national debt conservatively projected twenty trillion dollars national debt. Is it possible for this to sink in? Please tell me, because I'm being called a racist and I'm being called homophobic due to my concern for this, why doesn't sixteen trillion dollars debt resonate?

You do know gay people can get married whenever they fu*king want. I am a gay man, so I know personally that I can marry whoever I want whenever I care to. You do know the whole gay marriage thing is a State concern anyway and doesn't even bear on Federal law. But even there it's a false grievance narrative. Homosexuals are already normalized. Please, knock it off with fighting for my rights, I don't need any more special rights. I already have them. I'm already legally protected up and down and through and through, I can already marry, always could, and I can already adopt kids if I cared to. Likewise I could go with the program and marry a woman! This whole thing is bs and you're all just suckers for energizing it. Especially when nonsense like this metastasizes into continuous charges or racism and homophobia all to advance to twenty trillion dollars in national debt which in a rational world that is not b3ta would be the single most important overriding concern.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:18, archived)
# You're funny
The way you are talking sounds like the books were balanced when Obama came in four years ago and he spent that twelfty trillions on himself. So good old Bush never spent any money or put the country into debt with his daft wars?

Politics is a funny old place of twisted histories and blinkered points of view.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Sounds like, if your sole concern was reducing national debt
you'd vote for the democratic party?

You didn't actually say this, it's just what it sounds like, and for that matter kombu dashi didn't actually say anything about republicans.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Wrong side of the pond...
I just found the rant funny to read. But I'm on the wrong side of the pond to do anything. We have just as big a mess over here with a different choice between a different set of idiots.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Shut up you massive gaymo.
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE!
LESS RIGHTS FOR MINORITIES!
HURRAH FOR THE BLACKSHIRTS!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:52, archived)
# I'm disappointed in you, I can't agree with what you're saying
it should be fewer rights for minorities.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:59, archived)
# :(
Just because I didn't go to Eton.
:(
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Of course it's not Adam and Steve:
It's Adam and Steven.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:22, archived)
# they also elected their first openly gay senator in Wisconsin
quite a remarkable night it seems
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Racist... or something
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:48, archived)
# kitten/skateboard
;)
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:48, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Thanky!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:37, archived)
# I'm so stoked that I can't sleep and everyone else I could bother seems to be able to .
So have this (and thanks for the American politics thread, clicks for you as always).

I know that this is a contentious issue, dividing even people who agree on everything related in a polarizing way but I'll say it: Prometheus is a worthy addition to the "Alien" canon.
I know that Giger has been out of the loop since the first one, but plenty of people have apparently given enough thought to the term "Xenomorph" to see through his eyes, at least a little bit.
Just go in without expecting fast paced action (think back to "Alien" FFS), and forgive some superstition on the part of the characters (most people are superstitious anyway). Think "2001", make some time for relaxation and meditation, and also some truly gruesome horror. It's like golden age Sci Fi has somehow been resurrected.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Having posted that, I'm thinking it's time to find the accordion and wear myself out. You have my apologies.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)
#

(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
# b3ta is the first site I chose to open today,
so what a great way to find out the news.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] EGGSHIT POLL
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 4:34, archived)
# Now that's what I call a wild frontier
 
..fucksocks
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 4:44, archived)
# I wish he'd won
I'm really quite worried to see the direction Romney will drag the US
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 5:06, archived)
# Bronco Bamma
probably has won (as of this point.)
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 5:19, archived)
# His first act as president was to make a concession speech.
An odd choice, certainly not in line with tradition.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:10, archived)
# It's the kind of change that America needs
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:11, archived)
# You may be right.
I started to feel better immediately.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:13, archived)
# He's a class act.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:15, archived)
# It's traditional to give a victory speech, that's what I'm saying.
Therefore it's an odd choice.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:12, archived)
# ...Earth to Obama......
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 5:12, archived)
# FOUR MORE EARS!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 5:53, archived)
# I GET IT NOW
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Well someone did!
5 hours. Not bad.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:05, archived)
# So it goes -
‎"I so wish that I had been able to fulfill your hopes to lead the country in a different direction, but the nation chose another leader, and so Ann and I join with you to earnestly pray for him and for this great nation."
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:03, archived)
# "in our magic underwear"
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:08, archived)
# The truth is though
he doesn't have that many ears.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:07, archived)
# He has fewer, that's what I'm saying.
Fewer ears.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:08, archived)
# brought to you by @realDonaldTrump
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:20, archived)
# America needs a revolution to lower property prices
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:29, archived)
# cool
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:18, archived)
# BIGGA!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Slightly more intersting than my last effort:



Someone please tell me how to make this the background of my profile page! :)
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 1:31, archived)
# i dont know
stop scaring me
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 1:35, archived)
# The nose knows.
ALL HAIL THE ALL KNOWING NOSE!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 1:39, archived)
# Holy crap, Romney just won the election.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 2:30, archived)
# I CAN'T FIND THE NAUGHTY STEP!
WHERE IS THE NAUGHTY STEP?
Mod edit: This is not an art website.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 2:51, archived)
# Don't make me live mod you again
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 2:53, archived)
# Can I post drawings of myself every hour?
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 2:55, archived)
# ..and to the left
 

(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 3:05, archived)
# I'm gonna behave..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................s
omeday.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 3:11, archived)
# This website is for American poliitics!
And I'm going apeshit right now.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 2:54, archived)
# I'm drinking Scotch and pressing reply buttons.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 2:56, archived)
# I"ve suddenly got two heads!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 3:05, archived)
# It's 2pm here and my boss hasn't called me back after his 10am meeting
I think I'll just assume that's it for the day and go get some beers.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 3:07, archived)
# *click*
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 3:09, archived)
# O BUMMER
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 4:24, archived)
# mudnuggets
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 4:32, archived)
# "Oh well...no worry, I'll just pay someone to wash my feet before bedtime"
Uploaded with

(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:24, archived)
# more http: and lose the hanging single quote
 
nice save, woo to you :)
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:49, archived)
#
Thanks my brotha'
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 1:11, archived)
# BIPARTISAN SOLUTIONS TO REAL FUCKING PROBLEMS
 

 
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 1:49, archived)
# "Hope! Change! Name your challenge!"
"Also: FUCK"
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 2:11, archived)
# vote yes to prop 247 (legalize buttprostitution)
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 3:08, archived)
# Right now it's restricted to navy boats.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 3:09, archived)
# Don't blame me, I voted Sheen
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 2:58, archived)
# GJ
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 1:17, archived)
# I can html but I can't fucking hummus
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 1:54, archived)
# Is the bookie's still open? Can I get an accumulator on (a) Romney winning
then (b) Naming the country he invades first?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 1:42, archived)
# errr...just one more thing...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:42, archived)
# possession is a beautiful thing
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:44, archived)
# just come back to the board after two weeks away
and I like it x
4 EvA In R HeArTZZ
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:47, archived)
# M3ta.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Now it is.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Kurt Cobain's let himself go since he died.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:25, archived)
# I still have a face, sir.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 2:59, archived)
# Justin Lee Collins?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:29, archived)
# The board is yours, sir...enjoy!.................................... o/
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:36, archived)
# ***THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR CAPTAIN HOWDY***
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 2:52, archived)
# Great job Happ....er, atomic.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:51, archived)
# ^what she said :D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Ha Ha...true HT fashion.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Manley?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:07, archived)
# THOR!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:09, archived)
# yes, you called?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:19, archived)
# I AM!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:31, archived)
# therefor you think.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I'm confused
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:08, archived)
# hi mofaaawhaa?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:10, archived)
# discomofahahh!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Pedantchrist?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:47, archived)
# pffty
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 2:58, archived)
# HOW DO I REACH THESE KEEEEDS?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:30, archived)
# cool! :D
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:14, archived)
# I like where this is going
 



 
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:47, archived)
# :)
lovely stuff, who's next?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Avast, ye swabs!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:49, archived)
# haaaaaarrrr :D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:41, archived)
# hehe :)
he needs wee swords
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Spiderbifta is a terrible condition.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:37, archived)
# argggh, matey
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Boinker time!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha lovely
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:07, archived)
# #FuckYeahPeacockSpiders
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:48, archived)
# I have drawn some politics for the US election
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:36, archived)
# This is most informative and illustrative.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# I dunno, it's a bit one sided.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Not to mention racist, where are the yellow people?
Who is this Normon bloke anyway.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Oh Niggle-snoosh
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:59, archived)
# The pink one says funny things, the brown one looks like he could probably get me some drugs.
If I lived on that continent I would be unable to choose.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Oh does this mean he is wins?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:00, archived)
# lMwuahahhaaaa.
I've just had an omen. Seagulls for Obama. I never get seagulls. But there they were today. So therefore, by MY LOGIC, this means Obama will win. This whole conservative thing makes me want to fly away from earth and piss on it from outer space.

Go Norman!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH-JaxBp-ac&feature=youtu.be

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:33, archived)
# sharing balls
ta la
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:38, archived)
# and sweet mormon cunt
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:43, archived)
# this is something special
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:59, archived)
# awww SQUEEEE!!!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Something deep within me just died.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:30, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Thanks to Arman Hovhannisyan for his sponsorship of the following:
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:41, archived)
# always
coca cola
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:47, archived)
# finally
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:44, archived)
# it took some juice, butt thank the javierls wii got thhere
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Ban furry Brazilians.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:47, archived)
# hello sir!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:48, archived)
# The Melvins are killin' dis.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:02, archived)
# i'm on it
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Shoot first...ask no questions later.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:14, archived)
# that seems kind of rude, at least ask the corpse if he's chill
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:16, archived)
# great vid
senile animal is a fucking amazing album www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBaxRYGtrkI

also, good choon www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFUreEdu94A
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:29, archived)
# here's an experiment
Coil - The Anal Staircase
youtu.be/WU-rSALDwvE

not on this right now, but Coil are worth exploring
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Spin spin something.
Having looked down the board this morning (06.20 in Sadelaide - we have a half-hour time zone, no less), I think I can declare this 'best Tuesday in memory'.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:49, archived)
# This is truly a new golden age for b3ta.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:52, archived)
# what with with your whining like a whore and my juice, tings is goode like a hoviel
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:55, archived)
# The amiable Captain Crackerjack. tells me that you're only being mean because you love me.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:00, archived)
# LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY DREEEEEEEEEEEEEAM
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Indeed.
I like to think we've just progressed from a wood-powered server to a shiny steam-driven one, designed by a man with top hat and manned by loveable Cockey children who say "Oi guvnor, me hand's just been ripped off repairing the thing while it was still on."
I can only hope the man beat him for saying "Oi".
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:03, archived)
# It's now 07.33 in Sadelaide and I got a hankering for some bredded haviers.


imjussayin
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:54, archived)
# I may try eating today.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:01, archived)
# as a mormon i recommend soups
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I might try some toast.
Rather ill yesterday. At least toast is non-denominational
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:05, archived)
# avoid yeast
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:24, archived)
# I'll go shoot a jar of Marmite.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:30, archived)
# dip your balls in the sweet black gravy
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:41, archived)
# phase 2 has begun

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Ahhhhh, now it makes sense.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:22, archived)
# ypu just need to open your third eye, maaaaaan
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:23, archived)
# I cannot open that which I don't have.
I just needed one more herion.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:28, archived)
# just one fix
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# My thumbs are aloft.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:56, archived)
# DAMNIT PIKARD, GID DESE PEEPAL DATA
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:24, archived)
# gooch for the governor, innit
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:27, archived)
# goose, goose for the governor


fucking hell
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Top work, Dek.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:55, archived)
# MARRY ME
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:40, archived)

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