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[challenge entry] But it was so artistically done....

Apologies, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:04, archived)
# In the Munich Circus I was known as Heinrich Plantaganent.


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:16, archived)
# It's the sort of thing I'd expect you to say.
Thanks for the sympathy. :)
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:23, archived)
# you blue cunt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:25, archived)
# ???
Bit harsh mate.
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:26, archived)
# we don't want you mauve sluts here
you'll have to wait outside
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:29, archived)
# I should probably stop talking to you now.
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:31, archived)
# suck a penis, purple-punk
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:33, archived)
# What a foul mouth.
I am totally the victim here.
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:37, archived)
# you're being very abusive, plus the smiley face means you're upset
everyone's watching now, I feel embarrassed for you

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:41, archived)
# I'd watch this one, no-one puts brb in a corner
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:44, archived)
# it's the anniversary of my uncle's death today
promise me you'll never louge in Istanbul
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Am I okay to lounge?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:51, archived)
# are you diabetic?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:53, archived)
# I'm not sure.
My blood sugar does seem to have quite an impact on my mood and energy levels, far more than would be considered normal in a healthy adult. I probably should get it checked out.

Why?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:55, archived)
# i pissed on some sucrose once and the results were inconclusive


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:45, archived)
# woman, give me child cunt
- nein
k
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:49, archived)
# I vote for pie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Ya see, the kids like the pastries.
youtu.be/vASKKsWlMfg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:56, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:59, archived)
# I always thought Obama was a hybrid of Cosby and Clinton
Plus he's a useless pointless cocksucker.

Plus I think the original of that video was made by someone here, I forget who, that cunt has added it to his own channel, god bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Did he say 'blueberry'?... I didn't hear 'blueberry'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:04, archived)
# he said muslim, or possibly saville
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:15, archived)
# first time i saw someone take offence to your banter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:41, archived)
# my batter has caused many an upset


back east
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:50, archived)
# when you were on tour in afghanistan
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:00, archived)
# oh shit, you gotta check out Blacklight on Steam fine shooty gubbins


But yeah, we were in Kabul one time and this guy stepped on a landmine, I'll never forget the pattern the blood spray made on my mates leg.

I can laugh now though.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:03, archived)
# free to play, might give it a shot.
can't wait for hitman absolution and farcry 3, fine looking gayems thems.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:10, archived)
# I never got into Hitman or Farcry
I like Just Cause 2 though

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:13, archived)
# The Hitman series is one of the best ever
Amjustfuckinsayin
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:15, archived)
# I tell ya a good overlooked game
Prince of Persia - The Two Thrones

am jus splayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:18, archived)
# It's excellent, so's warrior within
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:19, archived)
# never played that


someone's in the wolf
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:23, archived)
# yeah
the bodyguard sniffing the teenage girls knickers in that mission set in an american housing estate was one of the finest moments in gaming history.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Aye, love that mission
One of the trickier ones to make the hit look like an accident though
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:44, archived)
# I'm DEEPLY offended.
I spent hours and hours AND HOURS on that picture, only to have a mental child swear at me on the internet.

It simply will not do. I'm considering charging back the money I donated.

I'll campaign day and night to get this sick bastard banned, too. It's a fucking outrage. Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:10, archived)
# your mother's cunt is full of dead jigga juice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:14, archived)
# You are worse than Mongy and Frank combined.
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:18, archived)
# i'm listening to QOTSA and thinking about your mother's erect tits
spotify:track:5ht4HK9eKNCpOfORU0BtwF (Tie Your Mother Down - Live, Wembley Stadium, July 1986 by Queen)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:19, archived)
# I'm listening to Radiohead and crying over my keyboard due to your terrible trolling.
Leave my mother out of this you monster.
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:21, archived)
# dekionplexis is jimmy savile's lovechild
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Surely not.
Janet Street-Porter, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:20, archived)
# she's hot
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:27, archived)
#


De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:03, archived)
# ha-haa!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20217901
she's a perfect example of everything that's shit about politics and the people "running" the country
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Tis like the old saying...
Anyone who wants to be a politician shouldn't be allowed to be one.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:25, archived)
# truth
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:52, archived)
# hopefully she will be bitten by something nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:13, archived)
# What, like Eric Bristow?
Please note: for this joke to work you would need to know that apparently Eric Bristow is on the show too.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:26, archived)
# I didn't, but it made me laugh even so
I might place a bet as eating a small portion of rice and bug offal with probably make him snap. I can see it now as Bristow coils python-like around her hammock, unlocks his jowls and... Jesus, maybe I should lay off the Lemsips.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:44, archived)
#
hopefully she will be bitten by something nasty down under.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:43, archived)
#
nasty fatal

Mind you, about 80% of the biomass in Oz is fatal.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:31, archived)
# What a massively stupid cunt.
Suspended from the Nasty Party, all set to be universally hated by the British public, great career move.
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:25, archived)
# But it worked out so well for Lembet Opik!
Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:27, archived)
# True, it never did Galloway any harm either.
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:29, archived)
# I'd be less surprised
if she managed to knob a Cheeky Girl than I was when Opik somehow pulled it off.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:47, archived)
# lembit promised visas
for them, but forgot to tell them he didn't have any influence to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:24, archived)
# I think you'll find the right "honourable" gentleman was referring to Visa debit cards...
... not his obviously, and with no money on them or he could have been construed as prostitution; which of course is something no MP would ever do, unless it was a male prostitute, one that could be "disappeared" quickly...
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:52, archived)
# That'll never fit the column width in TV Quick
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:43, archived)
# oh dear
Perhaps she'll get eaten by a kangaroo. She really is a fucking idiot and hopefully will get voted out in the next election. The folk who elected her must feel like morons.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Now then, now then...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:30, archived)
# this made me guffaw loudly
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Grabby grabby.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:02, archived)
# is in heaven fucking babby jesus in the shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:20, archived)
# "It'll make your kids brick it!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Keep your hands off the minifigs, Lego Savile!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Ha!!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Me drawing Atomic drawing Chopchopchopchop
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:58, archived)
# *fires up paint.net*


Me drawing a CDC on you drawing atomic drawing Chopchopchopchop

Yes yes all queue up to mock my pitiful toolbar...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Me watching you drawing a CDC on Smallbrainfield drawing atomic drawing chopchopchopchop because I can't draw:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:43, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Andrew MacDavies Painting A Vagabond watching barryheadwound drawing a CDC on Smallbrainfield drawing atomic drawing chopchopchopchop
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:31, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:12, archived)
# that's awesome
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I have high hopes for this meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Allow me to dash them...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:18, archived)
# I hope to see AT LEAST another three levels of this ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:43, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Ha Ha...you cheated! No photoshopping allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Have some silly
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:07, archived)
# tennis is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:10, archived)
# That's why I play "Sprockit"

Sprockit Better than cricket, not as shit as Tennis!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:14, archived)
# i approve of sprockit
and its use of what is clearly not an energy-saver lightbulb.
DAMN YOU, ENERGY SAVER LIGHTBULBS! LET ME GO BLIND IN MY OWN FUCKING TIME, YOU USELESS FUCKING GLOW-WORM PRISONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:19, archived)
# i think it might be time for my camomile tea.
i go home now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I had to give up Sprockit
after a rather nasty tutu related injury. I could have been a contender.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:39, archived)
# ah yes, the protective kevlar-reinforced tutu
often overlooked by purveyors of sporting goods
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:41, archived)
# The cocount on the left doesn't appear to be regulation size.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Totally agreed but,
what are the 'hard of imagination' supposed to do without sport telly.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
this is a wonderful thing indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Me drawin' chopchopchopchop drawin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
# This is a lovely combination, more pls
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Hear hear.
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:08, archived)
# needs more massive png fileness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# i love this
especially those acid-green-on-black eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:15, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Nice breats
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:14, archived)
# do me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:02, archived)
# mofaha and/or gronkpan --->
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:06, archived)
# nice scrotum-jowels
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:14, archived)
# sweet sweet smoke sircles
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:20, archived)
# I'm getting tired of hammering this point home but people don't listen.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)
# DOPPELGANGER
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Also,
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I've just got this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:42, archived)
# *obeys*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# I've recently been using the gel in my portal too
It's fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Gel me right down.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# *self annoints*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:52, archived)
# I've run out of gel
there's none left in the tube
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:59, archived)
# gel?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:00, archived)
# I am still unsure of how to use The Gel
Could you arrange for her to pop around to my place and show me how?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:58, archived)
# it's not my fault if that crazy-eyed bitch can't self-gel
she's just jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Lol self-gel
I will use this one day.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:51, archived)
# i'm currently awaiting a consignment of gel from my connections in china
so i am forced to use gel substitute at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# yes. you're causing a severe gel shortage.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:15, archived)
# I blame Japan

Ever since they got wind of it, there have been shortages.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:27, archived)
# confuse them with pva glue
also, she looks like the one from the sixth day with that blue hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:31, archived)
# if you have gel then please share it out, i will replenish you when my consignment arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:21, archived)
# I can only spare a few milligrammes, I'm pretty low on supplies myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
# May I just make the point that I am a rigourous user of the gel
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)
# I'd love to walk into a hospital and see this on the wall :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Visiting in hospital a few months ago
I thought this exact thing at the gel station.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:14, archived)
# I have applied the Gel to my knee
As it's all hurty
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
# *huggles knee*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Kiss it better please
Been hobbling around in circles for days now
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:27, archived)
# *kisses*
if you feel a tingling sensation, that's from the extra spicy onion bhajis i was eating last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Goes well with the deep heat :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:44, archived)
# could do with some of that on my back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)
# If you insist.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# COR!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:16, archived)
# MORE GEL PLEASE
i ran out
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I have a small supply in case of Dark Ham-orrhage
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Oh hai
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# he appears to be making a mountain....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# wow! :D :D
crap, not another one :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Can you dig iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECpu3KV4Ngg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
# caaaaaan yooooou diiiiig iiiiiit :D

haha reminds me of an old hardcore tune that massively sampled that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:28, archived)
# and PWEI :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Hurrah


 
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:28, archived)
# \o/
Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Boom!
Hi there meester mole.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Woo
Hot mole action
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Dinsdale?
Ok, wrong mammal but if he could talk that's what he'd say.
(EricTViking, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Holey Moley!
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Save the shed!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# wull hullo thur, wot wot
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# moley, that's dreadful!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:43, archived)
# :D
Muahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# T.J:
anyone had a cough for over a year? my mum's in a terrible state and had all kinds of tests, but nothing can be found. she's never smoked in her life, so it's not that. any clues?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# never mind, think i've got it sussed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Spangenstein's monster.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
# haha, love the first frame
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:47, archived)
# :D
Thanks Toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Ouch. Have a political horror :
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Ouch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
#
(patella, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:48, archived)
# *chortles*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# There's a guy who grows crops on a large scale who needed somewhere to store books
So he asked Hank Marvin to put up a storage unit on the wall of his house.

Poor Marvin, he's just a Shadow of his farmer shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# I'd like to meet the ad exec who thought it was a good idea to use Hank Marvin to advertise Mattessons.
So out of touch it's either genius or weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:57, archived)
# I thought the same
You're advertising a product aimed at kids, featuring someone who most people under 30 would probably not know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Ermmm
it's cockney rhyming slang... hank marvin.... starvin. For a product to sell snacks. Makes sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:51, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:04, archived)
# pranks :D
(patella, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:13, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha,
painful punnage, Moley!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Pfft. Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# VOTE 4 ME
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:18, archived)
# *spoils ballot*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:25, archived)
# *soils ballot*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:29, archived)
# quite dermoidal
(patella, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:30, archived)
# You got my Chad Pregnant last time I voted for you
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Eeep!
Have you ever made a kaleidoscope?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:38, archived)
# the thing or the product of the thing?
answer to latter -- 'Many'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
# The thing.
Tube mirrors etc....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:46, archived)
# i have owned a couple, but never made one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Get to it Pedro!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I could easlity do it. Working in a computer shop, we have dead flatbed scanners from which I could pull a couple of mirrors.

I already make wind chime with hard-drive platters :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:14, archived)
# All seems in order here.
Move along.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Sicker than sick.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Let me get this right, you want us to pay for its development, design it ourselves, and then presumably fork out for the end product?


www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20165344

Big fan of the game, like, but isn't this what's known in the trade as Taking The Piss?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:02, archived)
# welcome to the world of Kickstarter
and also what average game developments cost
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:02, archived)
# I thought Kickstarter was to get small-scale Indie projects up and running
Not to bring one of the most clearly lucrative brands in the gaming world back to market wihtout requiring any investment risk from its owner?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:04, archived)
# perhaps it's not lucrative anymore?
Obviously it's got a lot of old fans, but how many of them would consider paying for a pc game these days?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Plenty of people forked out for Prometheus didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:20, archived)
# The film?
I didn't know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# I've given money to a Kickstarter
A child's A-Z of obscure cryptozoological animals. Took a while to arrive but it did and it's pretty good!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# It's for anyone who wants to set one up.
Witness Planetary Annihilation, by Uber Entertainment (of SMNC fame), who have a team that have worked on things like TA, SupCom, and Morrowind.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/659943965/planetary-annihilation-a-next-generation-rts

Or Project Eternity by Obsidian Entertainment (Hardly small fry)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/obsidian/project-eternity

Or Wasteland 2, by Brian fucking Fargo! (...what do you mean "who?"! Google him, you goddamn Luddite!)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/inxile/wasteland-2

Kickstarter ain't small beans any more!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:14, archived)
# basically a begging site
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:08, archived)
# One of my housemates donated about £60 to some Homestuck thing, a game I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
# *begs*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# guy's a prick..he can ram it!
"There is also the fact that as long as we hit the threshold, it commits us to making the game."

nice to see his commitment in this project..wanker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:11, archived)
# I'd not clocked that...
Pony up, plebs, or I won't even bother.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:19, archived)
# ^yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Ha-ha! If we get the money, I suppose we'll have to make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:24, archived)
# ...If I get £1.25m I'll grudgingly make it


well fuck me where do I sign up on this great pitch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Um...
If they don't get enough money to make the game, then they can't make the game, surely? How does this constitute a lack of commitment?
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:07, archived)
# The game he wants to remake already exists. It's called "Oolite".
www.oolite.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:11, archived)
# A fabulous product.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Saw this news on The Register this morning.
A lot of people rightly pointed out the game description sounds like EVE Online. Admittedly combat in Elite wasn't point and click.

I'd like to see a proper space battle game which relied on proper physics, though I don't think it would have mass appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Sort of like Babylon 5 had
With thrusters and momentum and stuff. That could be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:56, archived)
#
www.frontierastro.co.uk/Hires/hiresffe.html

This is rather nice, though like FFE you have to play with a joystick because the keyboard controls were wrecked between Frontier and FFE.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Frontier Elite II had more or less real physics
if you ignore the lasers. A lot of people complained that combat was too tough. My only complaint is that the AI is far too ready to ram you, leading me to believe that the future of space travel lies with Kamikaze pilots.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Asteroids almost has real physics, but you still slow down after a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
# As a self-confessed Elite II zealot
his physics model was pretty solid, you slow down under the action of gravity or thrusters and nothing else. You can also entertain yourself slingshotting around the Sun but if you try you're most likely to burn up instead. You can break lightspeed though. Silly Braben.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:58, archived)
# I found Elite II to be pretty awful.
A classic example of a CPU biting off more than it can chew.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
# :( I love it, more than any other game other than the amazingly CPU-killing GP2
Cramming that game into about a megabye was a fantastic achievement too, though it's true you needed a DX2/66 if you wanted to get the game running smoothly. And it demanded 610k of free memory.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
# My dissertation game design had a lot of this in it.
However making the 2D prototype in MMF2 was hard enough (I'm not a programmer), I might try the full game in a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Pay mor than £20...
...and get the game. Isn't that how it will work?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Been reading me old Viz collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:51, archived)
# FREE JOKE STICKY POCKET LININGS
when you open an account
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:02, archived)
# An ad for "Gnat West" IIRC
I also liked the adverts for joining the army of the same vintage
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Twas Gnat west
"The Frank Bank"
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:15, archived)
# I'm still waiting for my "Michael Fish, Weatherman of Hearts" commemorative plate.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Someone once told me
that "a friend" actually ordered and received an Elvis Presley Dam busters Memorial Clock Plate of Tutankhamun from viz. I'm pretty sure they were lying.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# the shaky wakey
shakin stevens alarm clock does exist, ive seen one.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Are you a student?
Draw a picture of your haircut in the box below
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Sheds
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I don't cut my hair as I'm a student and can afford neither scissors nor trained professionals.
Do I win five pounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:00, archived)
# can i feed you're body to thee lion
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:19, archived)
# I always enjoyed the doctor and 'things' cartoons.

(c) Viz
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:25, archived)
# I LOVE this
made I chuckle that did.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:31, archived)
# agreed

image (c) Viz
text Dick Wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Buster Pocket and his Unfeasibly Large Pouches
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Students! Free sex with the manager's wife when you open an account!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:08, archived)
# ha
I still have the t-shirt of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)
# we're haeving an election in the united states wow haha
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:31, archived)
# get ready for some hard hitting political satire
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:37, archived)
# But won't that MAKE him a Muslim?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)
# ah no wait! i'll eat a muslim, that will undo it!
"too late mister president, now yr duouble muslim"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:16, archived)
# I think everyone is going to be really glad when this is all over.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] spiders
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
# good luck america
don't fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:08, archived)
# too late
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:15, archived)
# don't fuck up even worse then you already have then.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:31, archived)
# i will vote for the perkier of the two

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:45, archived)
# wow he's really owning that yeminese boy
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# no, no, no, no

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:17, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck, Barry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Ok then, repost thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Ahahahahah: cockchuckahs
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:14, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:27, archived)
# XD Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:39, archived)
# hahah oh my gosh
this is grat
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:41, archived)
#

Might do some work now :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:46, archived)
# okay but you should draw more instead
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:51, archived)
# this is fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:53, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:22, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:19, archived)
#
I love these!!
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:12, archived)
# thanks Beaker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:35, archived)
#
I used to work with someone who looked and sounded like beaker.


(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:48, archived)
# you need to add Wario and Waluigi.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Impressive fireworks tonight

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Did the Sylvester McCoy one wink?
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:16, archived)
# I went back to the lit Sylvester one
after it failed to wink and it winked in my face.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:20, archived)
# I heard it was dangerous
to return to an unexploded Time Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Not if you
go back to before he was lit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:06, archived)
# HEY INTERNET
I'M DRUNK AT MIDDAY AND HAVE NO COMMITMENTS

WHERE ARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 2:00, archived)
# In bed with a stomach bug when I should be either at work or packing for the move.
Rock and roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 2:29, archived)
# You sound like 3 of my friends
drink whisky and gamble, it'll kill any foreigners in your blood.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 2:43, archived)
# I'm nearly 2 kg lighter than ysterday...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:44, archived)
# I hope you purge your demons
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:49, archived)
# They're brown and made of steam.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:23, archived)
# Drinking and angry.
Might watch V for Vendetta but then again I might not. I'd like to break things, watching things blow up would be a pale second place.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:29, archived)
# There's a horse race on in 15 minutes
You can watch it with the knowledge that millions of people just lost a bunch of money if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:49, archived)
# Yay!
There's something like a horse race tomorrow in America, way too much money wasted on it too.
I'm rooting for rights for gay people and women, other than that I'm usually a "no on anything that doesn't legalize everything" type.

Carry on as you were :)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:07, archived)
# They're both cunts
and both answer to the same masters.

I'll vote for someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:20, archived)
# One of them works for teh gays
and he doesn't try to de-fund Planned Parenthood.

It's actually important to vote for that one if you're in a swing state, it probably is even if you're not.

There is also some other stuff on the ballot that might be of extreme importance to people you know, depending on where you live. I don't even like my gay neighbors since I found out how racist one of them is (the other one is at least sleeping with a racist, so I don't like him either), but I think that my neighbors should have the right to marry other morons with tiny hateful brains, the same as anybody else, and I will defend it today with my vote, after a nice nap.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:34, archived)
# 16 Trillion $ in debt.
20 trillion at least by the time Obama is done. Do those figures have meaning to you?

(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 4:12, archived)
# "Obama At His Worst V. Romney At His Best"
s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/9207/large/obama-romney720.png?1351533624
. . . and that's why they call it 'false equivalency'.

Sorry for getting politimacul.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# That made me feel warm and fuzzy.
That and beer™, but as I'd said before the beer wasn't helping enough, thank you.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:17, archived)
# at work and sober, counting down the minutes til I can alter both of those conditions
 
T-50
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:56, archived)
# See, if NZ would stop being so contrary and just become part of Australia you'd be crowded around a TV for at least the next half hour
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:58, archived)
# the horses are doped, it's all about the hats I believe
 
T-43
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:02, archived)
# I heard they put a can of flyspray up the horses arse so it runs faster
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:10, archived)
# the winner is the horse with the best hat.
 
T-25
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:20, archived)
# Jet propulsion!
Better to use a CO2 extinguisher, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:24, archived)
# But then they'd be called the East Tasmanian Islands.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:24, archived)
# more like Boganville
 
T-15
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:29, archived)
# THROWING UP AT THE IVY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 5:49, archived)
# Classy lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 7:28, archived)
# Who?
and click!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:16, archived)
# We had the quietest Bonfire night ever last night
I think everyone round my way thought it was Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:44, archived)
# No new posts since 11:00 last night?
RIP B3TA 4 EVA IN R HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:46, archived)
# Everyone's too busy holding down boh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:52, archived)
# I'm too busy trying to hold down water.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Enough of your bladder problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:17, archived)
# B3ta's not dead, it's resting.
it's resting.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:49, archived)
# you're fired!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Dutch Inventor Mediocre - Host of The Dutch Oven Apprentice
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:00, archived)
# arf!
also, is this one of pedro's?

fuckyeahalbuquerque.tumblr.com/post/23277986420
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:03, archived)
# wow, that's the 3rd time this week i have found of my work being out there


EDIT: first one last week was a 2 year old faceswap of Hulk Hogan and his daughter, then a couple of days ago -- this:
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:05, archived)
# *tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Thanks :D
I'm pleased that people think some of the stuff bears reposting.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:11, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:26, archived)
# FP THIS NAO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:46, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:05, archived)
# About 90 minutes ago, I was going to say something complimentary about your work
and how I wasn't surprised it was getting posted elsewhere. But I got stuck with how to phrase it.
I didn't want to seem too obsequious, but also thought something too brief might look insincere.
So I left it. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:56, archived)
# aww bless you :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:23, archived)
# SHUT UP PEDRO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:12, archived)
# hey hey hey!
I guess you didn't notice the reflectoporn in the doggies eyes... :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:27, archived)
# hawt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Gary not so fucking oldfire
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:09, archived)
# That or talking pants.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:30, archived)
# you got the captions the wrong way around
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 2:09, archived)
# I mean in the picture on the left the fire goes out pretty quickly but in the picture on the right the fire keeps burning.
Fire only works when it's burning, it's not even fire after that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 2:10, archived)
# Cute Shit
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Enter it on 'rate my poo.com'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:01, archived)
# haha that site is rank..
i thought it was made up until i foolishly checked.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:10, archived)
# shitler
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:36, archived)
# work going ok then?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:01, archived)
# mmm nutty !
or is that sweetcorn ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:50, archived)
# it's a toenail
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:58, archived)
# That's shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:59, archived)
# No reason
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:23, archived)
# It's my mate Lager Otter!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:48, archived)
#
Lager Stout
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:12, archived)
# If only this otter were a stoat.
Could have been Stout Stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Bollocks, when did you last see a stoat crack open a clam of guinness on his belly?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:17, archived)
# this is why you never see alcoholic kestrels
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:33, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:36, archived)
# irony
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:05, archived)
# guiness keeps you beaver in shape
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:57, archived)
# for some reason this Beaver isn't drinking Monkey Beer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Quite so and why not?
I think we should be told.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I was thinking that too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:05, archived)
# you deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:01, archived)
# I love this!
...but not as much as I love you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:15, archived)
# !!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Merry Bumfire Nights


Click for bigger (26 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:43, archived)
# fork handles?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:51, archived)
# That's why he's put on a bit of weight of late
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:54, archived)
# That smiley face contact was one hell of a diet aid
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:16, archived)
# From the filename, I assume this bloke's name is Guy?
4Q, PI for Hire
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Fischgabel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:50, archived)

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