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# on a wall, yeah!
yeah!Terry Wogan Foot On Wall

read out the words in your best Wogan voice and send them to Blanketyquiz at gmail dot com it's my birthday request :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I was waiting for more words
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:41, archived)
# haha, I should get Wogan to say more
but my heads in bits...

I think it's got legs so maybe oooooold Tel, might yet grace these proud and hallowed halls, with more of his wisdom :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:44, archived)
# what's the deadline?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:42, archived)
# also... what's the whole "script"?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:43, archived)
# no deadline really, just a bit of fun
but i might include Tel in my shows next week (Blankety quiz in Bristol, plug plug)


so I guess the script is:

"Would you look at me, standing here.With me foot up on a wall! Yeah. Just standing here, in my booteens. Hand on Thigh, leg cocked up on wall. Other had in pocket. I mean, look at me. Have you ever seen a prouder specimen of a man? with his leg cocked up onto, a wall?
Mrs Wogan loves this. It drives her wild! Wogan. Standing here. with his foot. On a wall.
Yeah!
"


perhaps I should put a fade to black in it, or title screen... it does just waffle on with no beginning and end otherwise doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Is this just a way of gathering email addresses to put into some sort of list?
Because I'm probably on that list anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:03, archived)
# man I've literally hundreds of lists
and I ain't a spammer :D haha

nah ,I just love doing a bit of Wogan now and again and wanted to hear other peoples versions. I thought it'd make I laugh :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
# i'm not entirely sure what's going on here
but it's making me laugh like a twat.
also, wogan got fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:52, archived)
# it's fucking gold isn't it?
this picture has made me laugh tears of joy (literally) many times. just the look on his face! it's from an awesome book called "Irish Days" and see's Wogan touring the Emerald Isles, taking snaps (all in the same outfit, probably done in one day)

Wogan: "ah yes, I remember that day. I got my old mate Padraig to pick me up in his old Jag. We drove around all day with a camera and a bottle of Baileys or two, and had a right old laugh of it"
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:00, archived)
# it looks like a really naff ad for men's casual clothes in the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:02, archived)
# haha properly does eh?
and If I were a stout man, I'd buy that turtle neck/ slacks combo IN A SECOND!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
#
Would you look at me, standing here.
With me foot up on a wall!
Yeah!
Just standing here. In my booteens.
Hand on thigh. Leg cocked up on wall
Other hand in pocket.
I mean, look at me.
Have you ever seen
A prouder specimen of a man?
With his leg cocked up onto, a wall?
Mrs Wogan loves this. It drives her wild!
Wogan. Standing here.
With his foot,
On a Wall.
Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:55, archived)
# that's the one Dristmas!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:00, archived)
# I don't know what booteens means. I'd advise others in the same position to not google it at work.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:17, archived)
# JEBUS WEPT!!!!
that's a bit fucked up innit? haha shit!

Booteens are his boots. but said with an Irish twang :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Just rearranging his loose change.... ...almost there....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:47, archived)
# he's got his lob on :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# ah mate, that is pure gold!!
he's got a proper good action on that

*mega click*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# His jumper looks very itchy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Hello, this popped into my head
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:30, archived)
# art lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:32, archived)
# hehe, nicely
"Ceci n'est pas une perceuse"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah, but I liked the movie line 'This is not a drill' better here :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:44, archived)
# or the tagline for shit horror sequel, Dentist 2...
' You know the drill! '
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:15, archived)
# That would miss the joke though,
no?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Hello there!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Crank handle vibrator!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Power tools yeah!
Always remind me of this youtu.be/2Sy_nNBz_fI :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I had a feeling that link might go there.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Wouldn’t say this is a drill either....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:18, archived)
# love it
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:47, archived)
# haha
fab
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Bad Apples
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Beautiful!
Was it you that used to do those letters rearranging to make faces, Jimi Hendrix etc?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:46, archived)
# yup
Font-faces as I called them
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Needs more miniature eagle...
OR HUGE BUTTERFLY!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:30, archived)
# haha that ends up proper darkness :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:55, archived)
# oooooh
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:45, archived)
#
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:39, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:41, archived)
# BLIMEY!
:DD
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Alarm monkey does some weights.
Whilst wearing his optical stealth glove.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Nice mince and groin action.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Nicely
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Nice action
Is that an Ewok on his chest?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Haha
My brain hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Gumby :D
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:48, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:49, archived)
# I can't get my head around perspective scrolling backgrounds
Yours is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Thanks! This is the first one I've been remotely happy with.
I basically duplicated the background each time making it 75% smaller until you end up with a repeating tunnel. Merged that together and duplicated it however many frames there are (in this case 8) tranforming each one 4% larger (the percentage depends on how much % larger you would have to make it before it looked the same - in my case 32% divided by the number of frames)

A big black gaussian blurred circle overlaying all the layers gives the impression of depth and masks the jump back slightly.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Cheers for the tips Mr Eraser
The blurred circle overlay really works a treat :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:14, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Paul P?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:23, archived)
# nicely!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Nice action, but where's he off to?
I'll bet his trousers are full of shite and he is sniffing it all up through his tube
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Ow this is ace....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Likely bindun...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Nice.
(bet you can't draw merrrr.)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:40, archived)
# he should draw gir instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:43, archived)
# this is worthy of a pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Akshaly, Frankenstein is the name of the doctor, not the zombie
:P
ALSO: WOO! and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:07, archived)
# nice - shouldn't one of them be smoking a rubber cigar?
(VicePresidentOfTheFunk, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:16, archived)
# OMG! I missed 12:12 12/12/12/12/12/12 12 Did the world end? Or does it happen in another time zone?

This has nothing to do with 12/12/12
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Damnit I'm late for everything
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Get to the airport as fast as you can and take a flight to LA
You might catch it up again
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:37, archived)
# ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldJCeZjcBo
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell
i couldn't make it all the way through that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:36, archived)
# no, as it's just a made up date based on one version of a calendar
in north korea it's not even 2012 it's 101.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:20, archived)
# brilliant!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:05, archived)
# SPOILER ALERT!
Nobody dies. Well some people do, but it's got fuck all to do with the Mayans
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Oh yes excellent....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Would have worked better 800 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Two
Two



Two



Two



Two


Two
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:13, archived)
# CHECK. TWO.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:17, archived)
# ONE. ONE. ONE ONE TWO. ONE. TWO. ONE-TWO. CHECK.
"Hey! They've nicked our song!"

*cue hilarity, applause, sexytiems*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:25, archived)
# only monkeys use it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
I was going to say that but didn't wanna o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:29, archived)
# leave it to me..

people who use ignore 2.0 are a bunch of monkey cunts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:30, archived)
# well said
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:26, archived)
# sibilance


sibilance




sibilance

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Shhh...
We're in mourning for the board,
It's a moment of silence, have some respect.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:17, archived)
# *coughs*
*baby cries*



*car alarm goes off*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Sounds like my uncles funeral.....
Although my brother did go the whole hog and nearly fell into the grave....

Funniest day of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha
The "Happy" threw me for a while. Well timed!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

Biggaar Beer Has b3ta died again?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Ravi Shankar with the angles
about 90 degrees
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:59, archived)
# wiv da angles Lennon Jade & Dianna :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:14, archived)
# :( so sad
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:17, archived)
# dont forgt babby p u fuckn racist i hope u die at chrismass
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:28, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Awww. Groovy
I wish you could have animated gifs as desktop backgrounds, because this would so be mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Everyone has everyone on 2.0!
I can't see your pussy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:57, archived)
# I feel left out.
I'm putting myself on ignore 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Hmm
direct link work for you www.b3tards.com/u/253cc45751cc3e120e8d/xmas_cat_beer.gif
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Ah now I can see the cdc's!
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Liek dis if u fink b3ta dy evrytiem
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:57, archived)
# it's always b3ta user Atomics fault :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Done
*shares*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:00, archived)
# ^posts on MyTwitFace
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Someone killed it...
Let's kick it old school!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Gage :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:17, archived)
# I hope that's not Monkey Beer
Monkey Beer is not for kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Looks like one of those that
free houses stock when bribed by the brewer. In other words it's not Carling.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Tiger beer ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Yay, a new post I can see while logged in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Oh fuck, HOW many people have me on ignore?
:(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Log out and check?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Find out here
www.b3ta.com/whohasmeonignore2.0
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:08, archived)
# ahaha
b3ta needs this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:27, archived)
# and find out who's talking about you
behind your back Here
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:30, archived)
# I WILL find you
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
Did you get those Magenta lights down B&Q?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Yes
*lies :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The cost to Scots of lost apostrophes


ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:54, archived)
# ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:57, archived)
# ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:05, archived)
# When I'M a Duchess, I won't have any pepper in my kitchen AT ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:06, archived)
# well until then
you can jolly well eat your pepper and stop complaining, little miss
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Flippin' 'ell
We ALL agreed that we were all going to write 'ho ho ho'
God you really are on ignore2.0
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:09, archived)
# nowaiticanchange! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:16, archived)
# "Now I have a machine gun."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:12, archived)
# ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:06, archived)
# ho ho ho :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:12, archived)
# make more sense little engine
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:29, archived)
# ho ho ho!
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:37, archived)
# By the power of Venn!

De-ris
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:55, archived)
# Quick and dirty...


Also: 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Even more dirty!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:21, archived)
# I think the point was that Apple is trying to trademark the shape made by the intersection of two circles.
Along with the rectangle.
The great innovators that they are.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:20, archived)
# WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Who remembers the last decade when the great satan was Microsoft?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Who remembers when the satan was satan?
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:28, archived)
# you'd think Apple would have learned from Microsoft's mistakes
(likeajackhammer, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:36, archived)
# They have.
They monopolised the street instead of the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:19, archived)
# At least they smell nice whilst commiting this fragrant abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:38, archived)
# I'd edit that typo, but apparenly Joefish has me ignore 2.0'd.
ed: remembered how to edit without an edit button.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Any excuse
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Such an endearing smile.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:37, archived)
# It's like a mix between evil laughter and orgasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:40, archived)
# *informs paedo squad*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 5:35, archived)
# Well, I do have to say that I think I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 7:00, archived)
# Must you? Must you REALLY say that?
Only ... I'm jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:39, archived)
# yes, but can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:10, archived)
# you just made it worse, man!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:06, archived)
# It has the whiff of battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:11, archived)
# Hmmmm
Where to start?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:37, archived)
#
Mmmm. Pentalateral horn induction.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:18, archived)
# It is patiently waiting
for you
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:05, archived)
# oh plz no
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Unexpected tumescence.
*flails
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:14, archived)
# FFS Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Sexytiem :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:14, archived)
#

the gayshift is dead and I killed it.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 3:05, archived)
# Maybe they're just busy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 4:45, archived)
# This is how I make soup
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 5:50, archived)
# What soup are you making darling?
Who cares, so long as it's got figgin'!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 6:19, archived)
# Pipe soup
With cream and croutons
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 6:23, archived)
# What do you mean, you emptied the ashtrays? I NEEDED THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 6:25, archived)
# Well you're too late now.
You can have it the next time.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 7:22, archived)
# Figgin' with a carrot?
That's just downright WRONG, DAMNIT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:04, archived)
# love it
carrot foreplay. or is that a pickled ginger buttplug?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Fuck 'em
Deeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Fuck


Please help.

I've had a flashback of an action figure, a baddie, that had some mechanism, a button or lever, that would vacuum suck its rubber face to its plastic skull.

Thankyou.
(1.618..., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:07, archived)
# Infaceables?
www.orangeslime.com/?p=1922
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:22, archived)
# terrifying. Thankyou
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9YgbGyHTNM
(1.618..., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:27, archived)
# Sweet
Never had one, but it rang a bell from Saturday am adverts
Good chuckle at that video :)
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:40, archived)
# if you take the s out of https your link should work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:41, archived)
# Wow, just realised I had the supernatural lion knight hologram dude with the glowing sword.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 2:07, archived)
# Oh shit, playing with those toys clearly must have turned me into a satan loving occultist
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnjdq32u-MU

If only my parents had given me a bible to play with instead :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 2:18, archived)
# That url is mocking me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 2:23, archived)
# I assumed you were the blonde gentleman with the teeth
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 2:29, archived)
# I still have this guy! With glow in the dark club and eyeball shield!
www.prestoimages.net/store/graphics03/1141_pd1144580_1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:21, archived)
# I read that as In-faeces-able.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:29, archived)
# You have the worst case of faecophilia I have ever seen.
You should see a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 2:03, archived)
# Just a bit of poo love doc, don't lock me away :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 2:28, archived)
# He's certainly not as funny as he used to be
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 2:19, archived)
# Lilt Tilt
Thought this was pretty cool

youtu.be/2muWiKxmy88
(Led432, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:03, archived)
# It is easy to do, but I quite liked your video.
It is a shame you felt the need to spam B3ta /board with it. On /links it would have gone down quite well.

[Edit: Sorry Mu, not you, Led432]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 2:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:10, archived)
# hahaahhahahahaahahahaahahahahahah
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 6:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:12, archived)
# spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:17, archived)
# I prefer Wilt Tilt
where you must leave a VHS copy of the Smith and Jones vehicle Wilt leaning against a charity shop door.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:19, archived)
# That's fun but
MILT TILT is better. This is squirting jizz at the elderly and infirm over a balcony from an angled fish by applying pressure around the midriff with grasped hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:10, archived)
#
(User #86772, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:21, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:25, archived)
# Oh man this is awesome. You know what you should do? You should totally take a can of lilt... and shove it right up your cock end.
It's gonna take a bit of stretching but it would make the most awesome addition to your video, do that and I'll totally give it a thumbs up on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Blimey, is that even medically possible? I'm looking to you for answers here, Chund.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Never tried it but technically I don't see why not.
If women can fit children out of their bums then pushing a drinks can up his winky should be relatively simple.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:56, archived)
# it comes down to a delicate balance of...
the right lube and unshirking willpower!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:59, archived)
# I'm not even sure how you'd start. Would you start with the lip of the can and try and work it in,
or just line up, push and hope?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:12, archived)
# You could practice with those mini cans you get on aeroplanes.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 2:20, archived)
# with the ultimate goal being....
a 5 litre Heineken Keg!
danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_906292/heineken-draught-mini-keg-5l
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 2:29, archived)
# You'd want to remove the tap first or it could be painful!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 2:42, archived)
# ooh are we doing our FAQ gifs?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:48, archived)
# And at this time of night as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:10, archived)
# WHAT'S A SWEET LEDGE HOMIE?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 2:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 5:54, archived)
#
(likeajackhammer, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] festive
(THE REVTED, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 23:32, archived)
# LOL CHALLENGE COMPLAINTS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 23:43, archived)
# LOL ANGST TRIVIALISATION LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Win :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:20, archived)
# I was feeling political...


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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 23:26, archived)
# yeah tons lol
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 23:29, archived)
# is these the real anzer"s? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Evenin' all
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:54, archived)
# I recognise this from the post that came t'other day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:55, archived)
# haha!
Now you've had a couple of days to google 'Carroll Diagrams', any clearer? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:56, archived)
# yes
it's a visualisation method invented by Roy Carroll
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I thought it had something to do with Bob Carrollgees?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:59, archived)
# mmm...
...i want some battenburg now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:57, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:58, archived)
# *rumages*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Found it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Mmmmm
mathematically pure battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:13, archived)
# one day I will make that toroidal battenburg I've had in mind for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:23, archived)
# I sincerely hope you have blueprints you can post
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:25, archived)
# no
just pink and yellow prints
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Badoom
TISH!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I can't stop thinking about how that could be done, now.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:12, archived)
# "From Latin torus (“swelling, protuberance”)." aha, I see
(new word, ignorant Swede here)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:18, archived)
# cake perfection.
actually, i think i might attempt this soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Come in, and know me better, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:09, archived)
# *comes in*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:21, archived)
# you're a little absent minded spirit!
(american Blu Ray version on it's way to me right now)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:04, archived)
# My thoughts, in order of appearance in what I like to call my brain:
"Surely that was Dickens, not Carroll"
"Carol only has one 'R'"
"Ah, I assume that's the name of this sort of diagram"
"Very good"
"Must sleep now"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:28, archived)
# This is acceptable :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:45, archived)
# I did much the same, but with the added first instance of
Vorderman? Smiley?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 2:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I just sneak an underwhelming pearost in here


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(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:41, archived)
# This is very good, and I have clicked thus.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Woo Yay et Houpla.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Cor all three!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Comment disappeared yesterday =)
Wanted to say 'Nice!'
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 6:44, archived)

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