I had planned to read Acellerando again over Christmas but ended up getting stuck into The Diamond Age, which has been on my to-do list for quite a while.
(jonbobloves you,
Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:32,
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I'm more into The Laundry Files and the Halting State series, myself.
I may get round to Rapture of the Nerds sometime soon.
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 31 Dec 2012, 19:47,
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Seems old hat now but:
You can download an authentic looking,"Keep Calm" font at www.k-type.com/?p=2156 The Shift and 6 keys give you the crown within the font. Ctrl and D gives the dog.
(MaxineBassetBetty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 23:27,
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The font is Gill Sans.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 23:28,
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that's no Comic Sans, is it then :(
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 31 Dec 2012, 0:44,
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If you follow the link,
you'll see that it's not exactly Gill Sans. The original poster was hand-lettered in the style of London Underground signage (of which, by the way, Gill Sans is a derivative). So siblings, but not the same. Also, www.b3ta.com/board/10765797
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Mon 31 Dec 2012, 13:06,
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the eat a bonio bit is definitely the wrong font
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Mon 31 Dec 2012, 7:44,
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And calm looks wrong too
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Mon 31 Dec 2012, 7:44,
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right font, wrongly squashed and positioned perhaps
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:07,
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yeah, that
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:08,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 23:12,
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lubbly
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 23:16,
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Cool
Cthulhu is a gentleman
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 23:21,
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(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:05,
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you did that with your eyes closed?
did i mention the new "no tablet" rule? also, ten seconds into that "turn that shit off! i'm trying to watch the telly!"
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:07,
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I did. o_O but now I am aware of the rule.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:09,
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i had to instigate it
due to blatant cheating by certain people who shall remain nameless
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:12,
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hmm, interesting that they all face the same way so far
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:07,
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unless everyone's left-handed
i have no idea why
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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It started out as a camel
but I'm now claiming to be a duck run over by a truck. Bad luck.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:10,
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it's the deformed offspring of a chicken and a toblerone
with its arse in the air
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:11,
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I'm sending it to the Tate.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:20,
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it'll shit all over anything by tracy emin
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:23,
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I'd shit all over Tracy Emin.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:32,
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and she'd flog it
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:34,
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mouse only, with bird poo
I appear to have pretty good spacial awareness
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:21,
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he's doing the fan dance!
and my spatial awareness is about as good as my depth perception
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:24,
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bird and worm
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:33,
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nice!
one continuous line?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:35,
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Yeah, one line. Here's another attempt: A bald eagle holding a nuclear missile.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:47,
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nah, he's trying to eat a frisbee
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:50,
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I'll have what that bird's smoking
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:20,
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They both got theirs.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:36,
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Dumbobird does a funny pose
(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:36,
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i'm seeing einstein with an apron on
also, woo to the big round number!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:38,
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I see Yoshi a millisecond after his head explodes.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:46,
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6000 yays :)
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:04,
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Pigeon!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:51,
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that's clearly morph in disguise
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:53,
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To be fair, anything could be Morph in disguise, if it's terracotta.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:55,
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good point
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:20,
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AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
it's not enough that i'm being subjected to mamma mia playing very loudly in the next room, but when i thought it was finished and i was safe, my mother put it on the fucking plus one channel! WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED!?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:55,
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Shiiit! That's rough D:
I'm just waiting for everyone to stop using the TV so I can play Black Ops 2.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:02,
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now she's in the kitchen, 5 feet away from me, singing take a chance on me
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:08,
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Nightmarish!
I could do with getting some more booze, but shouldn't drink too much, gotta save it for tomorrow.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:19,
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i'm going home soon
for a small piece of steak, an egg, some tomatoes and maybe a couple of pints. out tomorrow night to the club my parents work in, then party at theirs new year's day.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:22,
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Sounds like a plan!
I was gonna go to a fancy dress party in town, but no-one's got any money, so we're having a house party instead. Should be alright, though I got a killer hangover last year, probably the worst I've ever had.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:26,
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i'm amazed i'm still allowed in the club after last year
i made a proper cunt of myself
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:31,
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Some pisshead kept trying to hug me, was getting rather annoying.
I tend to make a tit of myself whenever a song I haven't heard in years comes on. I really shouldn't drink gin.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:37,
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i tried to fight my mum
or so i'm told. i don't remember anything after 10.30
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:38,
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I've been told I've done very embarrassing things when I cross the line.
Or rather, I do and say embarrassing things anyway, I just do them more when drunk.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:26,
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Fuck! I think this is reasonable grounds for murder
Murder them all! *with hammers
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:31,
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Flock of Canada Geese
Fun thing about living at the top of a 7-story building at the top of a ravine: sometimes I look out the window and see geese fly past at the same level as me.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:54,
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Regardless of the geese, that must be some view!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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good call
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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Weeee !
I also had the disadvantage of not being awake.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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i like your angry magenta cock
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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poor thing :'(
He could be the next Ugly Duckling!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:18,
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Wow. That fixed up nicely.
But now he has four feet.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:34,
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oh wow
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 23:14,
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nice!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:42,
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yay colours!
i cheated a bit on the colouring :D
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:04,
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warner brothers crow, right there
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:07,
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:D he could use a sombrero
& a bathub of tequila tee hee
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:13,
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couldn't we all?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:15,
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^
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:21,
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I await my FP
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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An alligator eating a missile.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:02,
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rocket man!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:08,
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FPTHISNOW
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:17,
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wheee!!
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:10,
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\o/
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:31,
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May I present the Peruvian Palsy Bird. 15 seconds well spent, I tust you'll agree,
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:16,
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i certainly do agree
although his swirly appearance would suggest that he's a nest-raider
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:19,
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It looks like it's in a LOT of pain.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:20,
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Snails are next week
:D
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:22,
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hehe
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:35,
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Come on, it's a lot better than most of the rubbish that made the Take Hart Gallery.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:51,
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Fat bird is fat
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:24,
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he's a jolly fat festive robin
and he's lovely
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:26,
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He ate all the cake
in one go
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:26,
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hahaha
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:28,
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That bird has a pocket protector.
It's a nerd bird.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:33,
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Ha Ha! iluv
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:33,
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hahaha!
know how it feels :D
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:01,
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Features are all there, positioning ... needs work :|
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:23,
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a squid raped a rabbit, this was the result
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:26,
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An erect webbed Hitler with tits.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:53,
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*rubs thighs*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:07,
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here's mine
(fluckstlicksWhatever you do, do it improperly!,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:41,
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aaaawww! it's a mobile!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:48,
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Its clearly some form of duck
and now....PUB
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:54,
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it's a bomber owl
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:02,
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Full disclosure, I drew the eye after opening my eyes.
The tits are genuine though
(Willmotlaid a scotch egg,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:57,
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that's a coincidence
so are mine
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:02,
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birdy
(spanishflyis so fucking sexy people impersonate him,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:58,
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I tried to make it as big as possible.
(spanishflyis so fucking sexy people impersonate him,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:59,
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Is a thrush?
Does it have thrush?
(Willmotlaid a scotch egg,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:00,
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It was supposed to be a robin
but then i would have had to draw Batman too...and well...fuck that.
(spanishflyis so fucking sexy people impersonate him,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:09,
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i like your energy saving lightbulb
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:03,
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Why thank you......
hang on...
(spanishflyis so fucking sexy people impersonate him,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 20:04,
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We're drawing squid, right?
(sicanjalYOUR ALL NOT PLEBS,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:07,
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apparently so
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:08,
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I was going to make an awesome post using valign there but it wouldn't work.
:/
edit: also...
*ahem*
LOW POLY! IS IT FOR A GAME?
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 0:41,
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Hehe! It's for a 3D project, he's gonna play snakes and ladders.
I've been practicing with animating using the handles I made, I'm rendering a new animation right now. This time he's interacting with some polygons :D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 1:40,
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Block Walk
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 0:43,
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Nice
Pixelly Jamie Lannister
(Tagnutloves pies,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 0:43,
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Haha! Yeah, there is a resemblance.
That dude's called Pierand Speight (known as "Tempest Flintbane" to his crew) and he's a sky pirate, based on those in The Edge Chronicles. I made that skin a couple years ago when I had an RP Minecraft server.
Should probably stay that way, it's one of those games. You think you've been on it five minutes, turns out several hours have passed.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 0:53,
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that could be all the beer though
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 1:08,
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Or whiskey in my case.
Explains a lot, actually.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 1:15,
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\o/
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 1:52,
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Oh fuck off you wanker!
I have just finished playing Minecraft for a good few pointless fucking hours and on the bloody XBOX today, now I just wanna go and play it on my laptop now and finishing my amazing world! Can you make me a frog skin? :D
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 1:48,
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No it's not. It's the only thing I can talk to the kids about! Oh and it's cheaper then Lego! It also helps my 5 year old daughter with maths! No really it does.