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# No need to go to the Emerald city
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)
# I WILL KILL AGAIN
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Yes but lets keep this related to the pictures
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
# You're no fun any more.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
# You've got to have a hobby.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# O.O
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Holey horsey!
He's got himself a heart...!

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# well, he probably needed to pump some blood out of a cellar or something
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
# I'm going to have to get people to dress up and actually take a pic like that
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like the TV review that Captain Howdy posted here... A girl goes to another world kills someone meets up with three strangers kills again...etc...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:17, archived)
#

(c) Rick Polito 1998
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# \o/
That's the fellow.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# He still cranks them out...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Some disassembly required.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:17, archived)
# !
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahahah

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)
# dios mío el gigante chickeno!!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# STAR WARS!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Not pea'd this for ages.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# very jaaam
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 22:48, archived)
# This has probably been done more times than my mum.....
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Ha-ha!
If it has, I've never seen it.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)
# In space, no-one can hear you whine on about your various issues
click!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# I wish I'd never started The Finkler Question
I ought to give up, it's really tedious
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)
# In space, no-one can hear you... Ah. Bindun.
no-one can hear you... Ah. Bindun.Ah well have a repost of an inexplicably FP'd image

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:49, archived)
# This is still hilarious and disturbing in equal measure!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
# ^ This
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:53, archived)
# ^That

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
#

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# superb
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Kerrrlick!
:D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 22:46, archived)
# aww poor fluffy
:D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# what on earth is he doing with his finger?
: D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Pfft :D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:54, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)
# :D
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55741/1212606239/ellens2.jpg
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# haha!
great stuff...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:03, archived)
#

He who sleeps late misses the bandwagon.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# That's 644 in dog years !
: )
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)
# The Yoda of the dog world.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# You've spelt it wrong.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Righto.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)
#
i imagine a little tear coming out of the funnel
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Dirty boy.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Coach Party
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:50, archived)
# National Experts.
:D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)
# I don't understand the fuss about Cox.
I heard him on Infinite Monkey Cage t'other day, and he was really dull.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:57, archived)
# I like the bit where the BBC flew him out to Africa to turn on a radio
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# That's my favourite bit too!
I wonder if his TV producer wife, who produces his TV programmes for the BBC, goes on holiday with him?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# He's pretty good at explaining the big physics concepts.
And the ladies love him.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)
# I think his 'Wonders of...' shows are excellent
though I'm not overly keen on Monkey Cage.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:20, archived)
# He's youngish, trendy and also a musician
So he's the "hip" face of science, I guess.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:44, archived)
# How many Professor Brian Coxes does it take to change a lightbulb?
...billions and billions and billions and...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Seven, so long as they can stand on top of a mountain and shout "IT'S BRILLIANT!"
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# isn't the cosmos brilliant?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# I think you've just found Brian Cox's inspiration
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Just introducing the missus to the Fast Show this week
I said, "this guy is basically Brian Cox"
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:56, archived)
# My favourite description of him:
"Like a stoned Northerner telling you about a really great cake shop".
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:13, archived)
# haha i like cake
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)
# all of this!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)
# I've gone blind trying to read that.
I have a secretary who types my replies.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Fucking hell I hate this idea that any human is "rational".
Is dancing rational? What about comedy? Modern chemistry came about because a bunch of people were trying to turn lead into gold using their own piss.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:00, archived)
# And that, of course, is where they failed
As modern science has learned us, the only way to do it is by using bat piss
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Martin Short can't endorse the bat piss
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Are you taking the batpiss?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:22, archived)
# I wonder if Martin Short has ever been caught short
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:46, archived)
# does that work?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)
# got me a chemistry degree by trying
..
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Yeah.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:44, archived)
# intentional optical illusion?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:16, archived)
# never a patch of black ice and a cliff
when you need one.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
# must have bindun
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
# He's just a very silly (naughty) boy....
:)

Link to the clip here for your enjoyment :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16xjeBAA

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)
# erm, ris?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Comic book crimefighter agrees.

and so do I.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:00, archived)
# he has a sulky face like Judge Dredd a lot of the time
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# o.i.c.
would probably have helped if i knew anything about dredd, apart from he was in a film by arnold rambo
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# No. No he wasn't.
that was just a second rate Hollywood action film that used his name. He was however in a very good film played by Karl Urban.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha very good!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:53, archived)
# I thought the first frame was Ninj!
:D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Any perp found without a copy of 'Dredd' on either DVD or Blu-Ray should spend twenty in the cubes.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# I picked it up from the supermarket yesterday. Thereby driving another nail into HMV's coffin but that wasn't intentional.
Having not seen it at the movies I thought it was fab.

Only minor niggle is the "slow-mo" drug - very tenuous rationale for a narcotic whose sole purpose is to enable the inclusion of loads of high-speed camera-work designed to deliver gratuitous HD/3D visuals.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)
# The main plot was Ma Ma defending her drug production, wasn't exactly shoe-horned in
plus I think it was an awesome way to visualise a future drug
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# You've thrown money at a potential sequel, and for that, I thank you.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Got my BD today. \o/
Oh, and gratuitous bloody impressive.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# CDC: Crudely Drawn coli
Came across this bacterium today, and though of b3ta
E1a_0015
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:38, archived)
# 3 flagella per...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Sorry, it's my first try..I'll have to get some more "hairy" ones....
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)
# At least now it's the right colour.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:20, archived)
# one pube per ball?
edit: gah!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
# 1000th of a millimetre?
even i can laugh at that length!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:01, archived)
# why is the spunk coming out of the balls
rather than passing through the urethra
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)
# catastrophic retrograde ejaculation
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Ah, CRE
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)
# It's a very nasty condition
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:53, archived)
# This is why people close their eyes when they sneeze
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# and why I sneeze when I cum
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:01, archived)
# That explains why I developed CRE
and shoot snot from my tear ducts
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha. You said,"Came across this"
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Wouldn't YouTube be much better with a button like this :D IMHO....

Maybe I've just been on here too long...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# I've seen this before.
:D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Didn't get a medal.

DIDN'T GET A FUCKING MEDAL.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:18, archived)
# hahahaha
That's brightened my day up
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:20, archived)
# MANWOWLER
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:20, archived)
# lol rofl etc
"The reason that Chewie didn't get a medal at the end of ep IV: A New Hope is because Carrie Fisher was not tall enough to do it and they thought that having Chewie kneel down for her to put it on him would HAVE made it look like there was some kind of bias against different species in the Star Wars Universe."

So why didn't they have all of them kneel? Lucas may have no neck, but he's not stupid.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahaha! Superb.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:20, archived)
# hehe
goodun'
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:22, archived)
# The Marvel comics adaptation contains a footnote that he will get his own medal, in time,
but 'few space princesses are that tall'.
Then again they refer to Luke as 'Blue Five', so what do they know?

Erm. Still a bit RIS why he's on a mowing tractor...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Like he couldn't stand on a lower step??? Or bend down??? It has always bugged me that Chewbacca didn't get a medal.

No wonder he got pissed up at the party.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Last frame's a bit tubgirl....
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# It is the one image I've ever made that made me cry with laughter when I made it.
Even now I can't look at it too long. Just the thought of him swaying on the ramp of the Millennium Falcon, then suddenly going 'BLERP' all over R2D2.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)
# I like this a lot. Therefore I clicked the appropiate button for such occasions.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:21, archived)
# I fully concur.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Wookies are offended by medals and boasts of bravery
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# If he was so offended he should have boycotted the event.
Your comment smells like Lucas backpedalling to me, Toasty.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:37, archived)
# it smells more like something I just made up
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
# It sounded so much like the sort of thing he would troll the fans with.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Did Chewie have great nasty toes?
I don't remember that from the films.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Yep.
He did. They stunk as well.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# LIES!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:34, archived)
# not lies!
(proof from different camera angle)

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:46, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Actually, no need to bend down
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)
# you don't get medals for being a walking carpet
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# I still love this!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Chuffin' effin' jeffin' brilliant!!!
*Click* :D:D:D:D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:37, archived)
# we was robbed
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Princess Leia only gave medals to the guys she had sex with after the Battle of Yavin.
"I offer for posterity my proof that Princess Leia had sex with both Luke Skywalker and Han Solo after the battle of Yavin."
goodmenproject.com/arts/luke-and-leia-had-sex/
It's a compelling argument, if you don't mind having your childhood ruined.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# A sterling find
Helped along by this ridiculously po-faced comment: goodmenproject.com/arts/luke-and-leia-had-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-392797
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
good point, well made.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:48, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)
# XD
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
Apparently Virgin broadband blocks access to Pirate Bay...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:52, archived)
# It does.
It's stupidly easy to get around *ahem* as I hear *ahem* as you can just google for p*rate b*y mirror.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:54, archived)
# An anonymiser?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Too much effort.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)
# SO I'VE BEEN TOLD MR POLICE MAN!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:01, archived)
# I'm sure any mod worth their salt would frown upon this^
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:08, archived)
# As far as I'm aware there's nothing illegal about visiting torrent sites.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:11, archived)
# tell that to the mod who put me on the naughty step the last time I linked to one :)
bookmarked
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:13, archived)
# or just use a different torrent site
My ISP sent me tips on how to get optimal download speeds.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:00, archived)
# OR JUST BUY CONTENT LEGALLY LIKE AN UPSTANDING MEMBER OF SOCIETY YES!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:02, archived)
# OR HEY JUST STOP LISTENING TO MUSIC, THAT'S COOL TOO
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:10, archived)
# I did that pretty much.
Youtube the few songs I like and to fuck with it.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)
# It's never bothered me because I hate all films, music and software and have no need to download anything.
music and software and have no need to download anything.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:03, archived)
# not if you use a proxy...

and there are far better torrent sites out there
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
# which might not be administered by such utter cockwads
/met and strongly disliked one of the ex-admins of pirate bay, who was a total cockwad

not one of the founders of pirate bay. whilst i strongly suspect they are utter cockwads -- and also think they are above the law, and that a valid reason for not attending court is "i went to cambodia and got ill and neither i nor my lawyer thought it worth our time to alert the courts" -- i have not met them to verify this.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:00, archived)
# I seem to recall one of them had links with the far right?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:07, archived)
# I believe so
A charming crew, I'm sure
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Bloody pirates.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Hehe - the chaykey cunt
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Well, Jessops was basically Amazons camera showroom at the end.
Poor old HMV, I can see Waterstones going this way as well.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Is Waterstones doing badly?
I knew sales were down a bit, but books are nice physical objects.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:06, archived)
# They've been struggling for a few years.
I don't know how well they're doing ATM, but they are another potential victim of Amazon.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:09, archived)
# didn't hmv buy waterstones to keep up with scAmazon
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:07, archived)
# used to own it, sold it a couple of years ago
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:07, archived)
# I like Amazon. They don't pay tax, sure, but they're hella convienient
and didn't quibble about giving me a refund on delivery charges when they failed to deliver by the promised time.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:09, archived)
# yup the only thing I don't like about them is the tax dodging

great service would use again ****_
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# This is true.
The world changes and sometimes the stuff we get nostalgic about gets swept away.
It was always cool visiting the big HMV in Manchester when I was a kid though.
Looking at the weird album covers and browsing was part of the fun of being in a record shop.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Amazon is useful for research and cheap toys/boardgames
but bookwise I try to give the nice independent bookshop up the road from me as much custom as possible. Otherwise my local row of shops will only offer an awe-inspiring range of fried chicken.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# hehe
It's scary times watching the big guys fall?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)
# there's only so many times you can buy a Keane CD for £3
0 times would be my recommendation
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)
# still too many if you ask me
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Precisely. -4 is the maximum number of times.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# oof!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Badum-tish!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)
# that's taken my three goes to work out
I'm getting old, my internet fanny isn't working.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)
# a lot of people used HMV for browsing
before buying online at a cheaper price or in the case of this miscreant downloading illegally from torrent sites like The Pirate bay
so "Browser" is used here as a play on words for browsing shelves and internet searching.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:08, archived)
# oh jesus chriiiist
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:09, archived)
#
Very good
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Gives 1 "Nooby Username of the Week" Award!!!
Welcome aboard - pull up a kitten, 'shop a chair!!!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)
# best one so far
/opinion
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:15, archived)
# also, i'm sure the people at the met office just look out the window
and then change the forecast accordingly
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:24, archived)
# Stop giving away our secrets you cunt.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:28, archived)
# worst kept secret ever
apart from prince harry's dad
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Don't you DARE.
I'm no Ginge.
:(
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Prince Harry's a Dad !
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)
# not yet
he will be in July
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:39, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:41, archived)
# o_O
hahaha
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:41, archived)
# hmm. possibly
or just a grammar fail.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:41, archived)
# actually, no.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# WOOF!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
# Massive hand?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:44, archived)
# hahahaha
Love this
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:16, archived)
# asos yellow skater dress size 10, a MUST HAVE!!


(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:37, archived)
# is this like one of those fake nike shoe offers?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:39, archived)
# All trading should be done under the 'Marketplace' board... -->
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:47, archived)
# i'm a size 12, sorry
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:51, archived)
# HMV. Oh dear ...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:25, archived)
# It's all part of a cunning government plan to reduce shoplifting.
by bankrupting all the shops.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:33, archived)
# it's working
my guess as to the next one:
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Hmmmm...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:22, archived)
# a slow and lingering demise?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:29, archived)
# also

filname for de-ris
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Very.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Nicely
The itv rebranding reminds me a little of the hmv logo, can't say I like it much and suspect it's going to date very quickly
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:51, archived)
# My first post


Would have posted this when it was topical, but had to wait for registration. I'm full of excuses.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:03, archived)
# FRESH MEAT!
Hi. Welcome to b3ta. You'll never leave.

Well, you'll probably stick around for a while, then either throw a great big flounce or gradually peter out and lose interest, but aside from that, you'll never leave.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:06, archived)
#
Thanks, cant see me ever getting bored. Even the quiet days are funny. Besides, I'm crap at photoshopping so don't mind bad comments.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:11, archived)
# It's never stopped me
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha! A realistic view of B3ta membership
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Says Mr 9 years 2 months.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:26, archived)
# I lack the imagination to do anything else with my downtime...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Welcome to beta!!!
:D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)
#
Thanks. Is it etiquette to thank everyone personally?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:13, archived)
# Yes.
Thanks very much for replying to my comment.
:D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:20, archived)
# Yes
In fact, for full marks, respond to every single post.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:21, archived)
# Even your own
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:21, archived)
# several times
then call us all cunts
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:23, archived)
#
I don't know how to curse. Do you 'get' the HMHB image?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:33, archived)
# I'm ris about it
is it triple points weekend at HMV
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Welcome, pull up a chair and shop a kitten :)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:11, archived)
#
Good morning to you
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:34, archived)
# well hello there new person
a little word of advice...

if any of the bigger boys ask you to come and look at something round the back, then do go along sharply. It'll be good for you.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:23, archived)
#
I just went blind but not in the manner that you suggested
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:30, archived)
# Welcome!
:D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:26, archived)
#
Hello
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:31, archived)
# Oh hai new person
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)
#
Hi, not a kitten lover myself
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:32, archived)
# :o
oh my god!

pretend you never said it, just lie and say you do like them!

or the boiling piss brigade will detonate!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:37, archived)
#
We were supposed to study kittens at school but I never got further than my favourite book
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:44, archived)
# You have friends here
(well, mostly on /links)

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:50, archived)
# :'(
cat startrekwars
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:52, archived)
#
Morning
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:56, archived)
# Indeed it is!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Just as we think b3ta is dying, a new b3tard is born!
Welcome to the party pal.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:32, archived)
#
And a hello to you sir
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Ixnay on the ieingday
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:41, archived)
# and a welcome to this happy place in which nobody ever gets angry and flounces
:D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:37, archived)
#
discomeats! My hero!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:40, archived)
# yay!
have some leftover xmas cake :D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Hello!!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:50, archived)
#
Errrr.....hello Moggy (gulp!)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:50, archived)
#
And hello thar to you
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Welcome
you'll never leave :)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:51, archived)
#
Thanks - hopefully not. I genuinely like this place
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Greetings!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)
#
Greetings
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
#
Hello, didn't realise that there were 5 Kershaws.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Hello
hello

HELLO

oh, he's gone
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:18, archived)
# worst. flounce. ever.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:20, archived)
#
Belated hello
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)
# WELCOME
Always great to see new face in these parts :)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:22, archived)
# as the snow leopards says :)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# O_o

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:56, archived)
# I dont get it...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:57, archived)
# Is this something only Trekkies understand?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:58, archived)
# ris?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:59, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)
# What they said (except for Ninj)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Oh dear...


(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:06, archived)
#


(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:15, archived)
#


(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:21, archived)
# Pfft!
This makes it a value added thread.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:28, archived)
#


(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:04, archived)
# :D
Phasers yet to stun....
But nevermind eh? I hope we can put this little episode behind us.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:10, archived)
# I got it!
after you explained it
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:36, archived)
# \o/
I love you Mu.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Oh well, oh dear, oh my.
*fumbles with collar*
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:43, archived)
# haha top droopage :)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Yesterday once more.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:35, archived)
# wha...?
not working again today because of the weather so i'm currently watching jeremy kyle, and i don't feel so depressed anymore :)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:38, archived)
# jeremy kyle show is so funny? :)
I never seen it.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:41, archived)
# "i had my baby in prison but i don't know if you're the father"
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:49, archived)
# c...culture difference.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:52, archived)
# yes, and that's before you even leave the uk....
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Broken Britain, innit
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:01, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
# :D
"not working again today because of the weather"

To relieve the ennui of not working because I don't have a job, I'm playing "guess what meteorologically-sensitive profession polished turd is engaged in"

Guess 1: Do you bake bread using a solar furnace?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# is that a tooth?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Sorry. I forgot it.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
# Well, that explains everything.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:23, archived)
# this caused
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:03, archived)
# i still love this :D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Oh god nobody cares
I WONDER WHAT THE RPETEND RABBIT THINKS ABOUT THIS?!

(little maria) O HAI LOL XD
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
# Happy toast and Moggy sitting in a tree
you know she is going to find and kill you Happytoast
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:21, archived)
# Sexy results!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Not at all :)
I just thought cute his laughing.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:25, archived)
# you've heard Mr Toast laugh
were you looking through his letterbox at the time?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:28, archived)
# letterbox?
Is there postman?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:31, archived)
# he only knocks twice
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:42, archived)
# *knock knock*
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:44, archived)
# I've got to go out now but you give me a fuzzy feeling
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] "And then I ran the blighter through!!"
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:16, archived)
# it's fucking bracing, innit!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:21, archived)
# Skegness redcoat...
Hallo Ninj!
:D

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:53, archived)
# Hallo yooos!
:)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:56, archived)
# Quick and dirty and pretty late
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:36, archived)
# oh that's very nicely done
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:37, archived)
# Nice work!! adorable :)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:47, archived)
# lovely, adorable homelessness
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:48, archived)
# shoplessness, shirley?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:59, archived)
# :-D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:16, archived)
# The financial world needs more puppies and kittens
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:52, archived)
# Excellent!
What tramp matching algorithm did you use?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:51, archived)
# I think it was "Gutter-Dwell-2000"
From Alien Effects
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:53, archived)
# Very Very good
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:10, archived)
# Awwwww
This makes me proper sad :-(
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:14, archived)
# Great stuff.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:54, archived)
# nicely
..
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:25, archived)
# oh
surely not the weather for this
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Doctor icon :D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:15, archived)
# Doctor?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:33, archived)
# Doctor?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:37, archived)
# Can't you see [...]
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:38, archived)
# [...] I'm burning, burning?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:38, archived)
# Oh Doctor, Doctor
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:42, archived)
# is this love I'm feeling?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:48, archived)
# O_o


I think this doctor may be the type to do unauthorised experimentation, lol.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:39, archived)
# Doctor Quizzical
For your annual physical
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:43, archived)
# Doctor portrait.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:42, archived)
# Private Doctor? Is he listed here?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:50, archived)
# Private Doctor? a doctor for money?
He'll do what you want him to do?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:53, archived)
# That horse could do with some sugarcubes
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:43, archived)
# this wasn't supposed to happen
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:43, archived)
# This is remarkably similar to the Zdzislaw Beksinski horse, you make fanny works?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Good news! It's not a suppository!

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:00, archived)
# hahaha XD Nice!!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:01, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:17, archived)

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