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[challenge entry] Set fire t'rain luv!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:37, archived)
# duh!
:)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:39, archived)
# not duh you imbecile
quite good ashally
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:40, archived)
# well ,*click* the cunt then
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:41, archived)
# done did
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] duh?.....duhnno.....better out than in duh
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:24, archived)
# duh?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:36, archived)
# duh
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:36, archived)
# ris
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:36, archived)
# ris?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:36, archived)
# duh
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:37, archived)
# what?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Eh?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:55, archived)
# what she said
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Ooof!!
Hahahahahaha :)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:36, archived)
# *belms*
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Hur hur!
I dun a *cluck* on this
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 18:33, archived)
# :D
thankee kindly squire
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Can i just say...
Spunky Flaps.

Thanks!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 19:23, archived)
# you can say anything you like...anytime
cheers :D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 19:43, archived)
# God that band sucked!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 20:40, archived)
# I didn't like 'em much either for the first eleventy years
Love the track "Skin Trade" though...."no such thing as a good band-just good tracks" IMO

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNU61nS0TTY
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 20:53, archived)
# in honour of frogbeat's candleday, today's animal to be drawn blind is FROGS!
now, you all have 5 minutes to draw your frogs, whilst i make a cup of tea.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Easy! o_O

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:13, archived)
# burlesque!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:21, archived)
# ribbit
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:14, archived)
# That' a bit good
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:16, archived)
# :-)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:17, archived)
# nice frog with yoshi overtones
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:22, archived)
# WIN
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:26, archived)
# \o/
happy candles!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:17, archived)
# why is it always stoned animals in your pictures?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Haha
'bout right that!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:26, archived)
# your sig
rain, perchance?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Better than my previous attempts...
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:21, archived)
# hmm
impressionistic
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:23, archived)
# I thought so, too.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:49, archived)
# ribbit
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:34, archived)
# 0_0
*gold stars*
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
# I like that
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:06, archived)
# This was better in my head
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:36, archived)
# this is delightfully cute
and reminds me of a glow-in-the-dark toy i had as a kid
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:38, archived)
# His mouth goes through his eyes!
DAMN, I wish you'd let us peek! ;)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:39, archived)
# rules are rules, ninj
it wouldn't be fair to the others if i let you peek, now would it?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:42, archived)
# You're quite right
My bad :)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Oh bless :D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:52, archived)
# This isn't fair, I just woke up like three imintus ago I literally can't see. Oh yeah, happy candle day Frogbeat
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:46, archived)
# tough shit, i can never see
AND YOU'RE MEANT TO HAVE YOUR EYES CLOSED ANYWAY!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:48, archived)
# YES!
Someone whose picture is iffier than mine!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:49, archived)
# ^This, actually
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:53, archived)
# It's all my mouses fault
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:56, archived)
# i've only got a trackpad
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:00, archived)
# MIne is only as good as it is
- and I use the word with some reservation - because I'm using a laptop trackpad today, rather than a mouse.

But neither of these things is conducive to representative accuracy.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:00, archived)
# you need to stop drinking that cheap bootleg vodka.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:50, archived)
# FILTH!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:52, archived)
# I thought the same thing. It's kind of a shame as the exercise is supposed to be innocent.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:54, archived)
# It's a bit rough but I think it came out ok

I DIDN'T CHEAT HONEST
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:53, archived)
# I'm dying to see what you can do with your eyes open.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:58, archived)
# you. see me after class.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Miss? MISS? Mofaha's cheating again, miss.

and Happy Frogbeat day!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:59, archived)
# don't worry, i'll take matters into my own hands
*folds arms meaningfully*
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:01, archived)
# =D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Hey! Happy Candleday!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Ta =D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:05, archived)
# This is entirely possible.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:16, archived)
#

*cheated with the black
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:03, archived)
# your frog has a taste for raspberry bootlaces
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Look before crossing next time :(
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:08, archived)
# ah, that takes me back
thursday evenings in dillon's, drinking slushes, playing pool and a few games of frogger and donkey kong. ther 80's rocked.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Right fuck this I'm off home....
Sorry that's your line! Plus I'm always home :D
I just remember buying sweets in the 80's. That's probably due to the drugs in the 90's though
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha, bloody trackpads!!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:14, archived)
# that looks like it was done by wile e. coyote
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha
He has a nice CDC =D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Some of us take the small bus to school.
We need our own special draw off. Or maybe not.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:49, archived)
# i love these chalenges
but I'm so shit at them!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:34, archived)
# catch that fly!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:38, archived)
# haha he's trying
the fecked up eyes aren't helping though :)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:51, archived)
# A bit late....
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:38, archived)
# but still cute
right, class dismissed! i'm going home!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Happy Candle Day, tit-face.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha thanks, I think! Oh the good old days a =D

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:50, archived)
#

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|Happy|
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(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Yeah I can do that kinda thing if I wanna, I just don't wanna!
Thanks ;)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Candle-day!
Many froggy returns :)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Thank you ;)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:11, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:53, archived)
# You know if you put a frog in a blender, and start it slow, it doesn't notice?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:54, archived)
# is that your recipe for frog soup?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:55, archived)
# It got me barred from the pet shop for life, in any case.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:57, archived)
# yep, it'll do that
as will asking if it's possible to train gerbils to kill
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:59, archived)
# The closest pet shop to me would probably help you out on that one.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)
# last thing i bought from a pet shop
was crickets
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:11, archived)
# You're doing the washing up afterwards, you realise...
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Something for the hedgehog from hell, I think.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:33, archived)
# O hai catnippp!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
# The true conspiracy here is that Mistral is such a well used font and yet so easily accessible.
Who knew? I bet it was Icke.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:45, archived)
# "Mistral" has the letter "I" in it.
That's "I" as in "Icke".

The signs are all there, if only you know where to look.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Obama looks so baked in this picture.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:38, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:39, archived)
# The eyes are perfect =D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Happy candles! :D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Cheers BF!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Wahahaha! Great shoppage :D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Ah, the old 'spunky hitler'
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:45, archived)
# he looks like the bottom of his head's had a good squeeze
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Their big mistake was posing for a photograph...

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] What ear-matching algorithm did I use?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:22, archived)
# ear cataracts?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:25, archived)
# haha clever
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Haha
Why you always picking on her though :(
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Because I want to
Because I want to.


No, wait. That's the wrong nineties poppet, isn't it?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:29, archived)
# all the better to ram red-hot pokers into
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:33, archived)
# We doing more blind drawings?
Only I'm at risk of doing some work...
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:37, archived)
# possibly
after a spot of lunch
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:40, archived)
# today's #4 slot ....................or should that be slut? :D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
# God, some of them are worryingly plausible.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Laaaaahvely!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:40, archived)
# 'ave a banana
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha
nice work
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Ta!
I'm still relying heavily on the jokes-are-better-than-technique rule. But it's not too bad coming from a laptop trackpad...
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:41, archived)
# At first glance I said "But that's 2 letters"
Then it dawned, nicely played
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:47, archived)
# One letter, and one punctuation mark.
I'm a bit free in my interpretation of the rules, but I think it just about stands...
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Oh gawd!
Mrs Potato Head!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 18:48, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Between working, being ill and playing games, I've not drawn a B3TA suggestion in aaaaages.

....so; what should I draw the'day?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Trilobites.
SEXY trilobites.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:05, archived)
# ^this
with (sexy) anomalocarids

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Thatcher being welcomed below by all the miners that she put out of work who have died
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:10, archived)
# 'welcomed'


(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:16, archived)
# A frog being beat to death by something with tits!
Maybe :)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:11, archived)
# what..like a squirrel ?
with tits?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Oh come on now
That would just be silly
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:28, archived)
# A zombie at the masters!
Just to freak out the lovely lady who HATES zombies and is taking me to Augusta on Saturday :D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:12, archived)
# ooooooooooooh...special DAY OUT!!
get you....
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Bob Mills
riding the Hindenburg into glorious battle
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Button Death 2!
the first one is a bit soggy now . . .


(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:15, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeew.
:D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Adele aged 472.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:17, archived)
# 'SKA-FOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLL!'


(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:18, archived)
# a race to the death between a clown on a tiny tricycle and a porcelain doll on a cat.
over the edge of a cliff. i don't care who wins, as long as they all die.
with the possible exception of the cat.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:19, archived)
# The mental back to the board by posting a cut finger
oh
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:22, archived)
# merry candles!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Thanks
The cat is still going to die though!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:29, archived)
# :D
i had a dream last night that i had a kitten called chihiro
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:31, archived)
# I was all excited until the last 3 words:(
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:01, archived)
# in that case
i shall base today's blind animal draw-off on you
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:27, archived)
# :D
YES!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Kim Jong Un being visited by his father, who is now a blue Jedi spirit.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Or Dick Cheney and Pat Sharpe discussing US/UK foreign policies whilst taking shits behind a bouncy castle.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:39, archived)
# kim jong un
with his trousers round his ankles, and a small toy rocket on a radio-controlled rocker launcher that he has manoeuvred into a sexy position, he is just about to press the launch button which will send this miniature SCUD hurtling towards his brown eye.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Nikki Minaj's Knicker Menagerie
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:53, archived)
# thongs can only get better
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Some dude wanking off another dude
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:59, archived)
# double dutch rudder action.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Chloe
with tits?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Anoobis with boobis
Going to the "whores and burgers" joint where he gets free burgers while he bangs whores.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Not sure if they are laughing at his cut or his threats. Maybe both.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:44, archived)
# How dare you
Our beloved Supreme Leader was gifted that haircut by an Angel of Heaven personally!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:53, archived)
# I did not know the Angels Of Heaven worked in pet grooming salons....
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:12, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Happy candles Froggie sah! :)


(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Haha thanks =D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Happy candles you old bugger!

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha....I'm reminded of Valin's "fudge" for some reason
and happy candlebra...wear it well
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Oh yeah
Ta =D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Merry day of candlenessmasses Frogbeat :)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Oh bless ya
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha
And many happy candles
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Thank Q
:D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:04, archived)
# So that's how he got the lowrider cut.
Yay!


I'm late, I'm late. Frogs!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:45, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The Bombles....

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
I know that guy in the yellow hat
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Bungo!
Ray or Clem...?
:D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha
No the guy who played the Keyboard for the Wombles is a guy I know, called Joe Gillingham. He now plays/sings with the Tremeloes. He still has the costume!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:22, archived)
# Nifty
I once met Mike Batt. And got his autograph!

And just because I can :

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Oh
That's good
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:06, archived)
# :D
Brilliant.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:47, archived)
# The Womble in the yellow hat is Bungo - the drummer....
:D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
I got confused, as he now plays the keyboard.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Womble.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:54, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Mmmmm.....
Lovely in soup.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:14, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Freshwater Elephant Fish
two of them side by side.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Mmmm
with bits!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:23, archived)
# good god!
WOO!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Classic Hatstand
Hahahaha
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:08, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Nicely Moleypoos :)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:57, archived)
# \o/
Hallo you!
:D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Hai mate!
:D \O/
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:23, archived)
# hee heeeeeeeeeeee.....if that goes off ,there won't be any overground left!!
we'll ALL be underground :(
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:11, archived)
# look like he's had a bit too much corned beef.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:21, archived)
# that was his dealer -- he was found out mixing baking soda into it
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:23, archived)
# About to become a black butty.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sinister horse.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:29, archived)
# BEWARE!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
this deserves loads of clicks
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:53, archived)
# bless you! <3
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:34, archived)
# haha
where's that hoof going?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:24, archived)
# someone's about to intake 5% horse :D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Horrible crime - They should cut his hands off.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:55, archived)
# *Waves pitchfork*
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:00, archived)
# *helps around the farm*
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:25, archived)
# That's rubbish.
:D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:29, archived)
# heheheheh
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:16, archived)
# ya wanna be in in my (litter picking) gang?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:48, archived)
# This for me is teh best rofl
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Feargal Sarkey
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:25, archived)
# hahahaha
He's looking like the animatronic Arnie in Terminator
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:29, archived)
# hehe uncanny!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Weirdly, I was thinking he looked like Lance Henrickson
He was the original choice to play the Terminator.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Whoa!
It's gone full circle!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:47, archived)
# that would've played well
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Like one of the Kraftwerk robots/mannequins/germans
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha
And that's going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Just think Teenage Kicks instead :)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Phew
Saved :)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Random music pea!


*edit*

Shit! I just waisted my 4000th post on this shit!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Have my only FP as a retort!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:50, archived)
# I love this
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:54, archived)
# reminds me of my fave headline ever...
there was story about a utility room in a house that exploded when a pair of scissors fell off a jiggling washing machine into a spray can and something else sparked at the same time, causing an explosion and taking out the back wall of the house.

Most of the newspaper headlines were along the lines of 'freak accident'/'one in a million chance' etc, whilst The Sun went with "Washing My Smalls Blew Out My Walls".



edit: www.thefreelibrary.com/WASHING+MY+SMALLS+BLEW+UP+MY+WALLS.-a099592565
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:42, archived)
# The sarky bugger
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] God Stewart
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:45, archived)
# "Noah's sailing, Noah's sailing, through the waters through the dead people. Noah's sailing…"
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Nice. Although I did read it as Cod Stewart...
:D

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Feargal Sharkey's gonna eat him for breakfast!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:03, archived)
# A good shark these days, is hard to find
So please be gentle with this shark of miiiinnneee
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:14, archived)
# HAHAHA
I see he's had some work on that chin
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:15, archived)
# That's one smug looking shark!
:D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Top work both of you
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:27, archived)
# *Beholds*
TJ: Anyone know a way to scan a 4"x 3" glass negative? We've been asked to supply our historical images here at London Zoo and the source for most of the older ones don't fit on my flat bed scanner. Sort of stuck!

Cheers
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:04, archived)
# How about these mate?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Sort of wanted to do it ourselves to save on the expense
but i'm despairing realising we simply don't have the physical means to scan such antiquated glass plates.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Okeedokee
How about these? Only quickly scanned the comments...

www.pcreview.co.uk/forums/scanning-old-glass-negatives-t1938931.html
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Try a lightbox, or a bright window
Photograph it with a decent camera, then take it to photoshop. I did this with some negatives about 6 years ago. Turned out pretty well?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:20, archived)
# The image agency are already moaning about the quality we've been supplying them
hence why we've got the glass plates out of the strong room, but there's no way i'm going to get away with that en masse with a camera
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:33, archived)
# light box or other diffuse light source (think tracing paper)
then take macro images of the neg, probably get away with 6 images to approach 1:1 magnification and stitch the resulting images together into a multimegapixel image before taking it to photoshop.

You may need a tripod. The first one or two will be difficult (both to photograph and to process), but you'll then get into a routine.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:40, archived)
# I sort of wanted to delegate the responsibility for this project
all that sounds like me having to do it myself with time I literally don't have, hence why we bought a rather nifty flat bed scanner. But it simply wasn't designed to deal with anything as antiquated as 4 by 3 glass negatives :/

Back to the drawing board
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:59, archived)
# We used to have a scanner where I worked that had a special attachment for scanning negatives.
It was basically a light box that sat on top of the scanner with the negative underneath, and the scanner used that for illumination rather than the usual built-in light source.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:09, archived)
# you want to delegate the handling of delicate glass plates to someone else?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:30, archived)
# A volunteer fresh out of university
I know what you mean though, my boss is extremely unhappy about getting them out at all, but my argument has been once they're digitalised properly it's done, and i'm confident in the ability and competence of this guy.

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:52, archived)
# intil you hear the distant crash
*tinkle, tinkle, tinkle*

:D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:36, archived)
# what about this?
www.flickr.com/photos/34370769@N07/sets/72157623112124319/
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha, ning fella
Just listened to his version of 'Handbags and Gladrags' about half an hour ago. It's the only song of his on my playlist.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Ning mate!
:D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:27, archived)
# haha
Apparently he carries around a length of wire that is the optimum length is hair should be to maintain his bouffant look.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:27, archived)
# I just use my wang . . .
. . . which is why I have a skinhead


(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:06, archived)
# To someone who has no knowledge of photoshop beyond using too many of those reflecty ball things,
that is Magic. As is the Cod Stewart one, too.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:09, archived)
# This compo really needs to go another week. This is great.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:28, archived)
# I wondered why there was a big queue of chavs at Asda today
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:45, archived)
# probably bindun a million times but here 'tis anyway
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha
4 parts per billion? That's as effective as homeopathy?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Is that the amount of beef in the meat?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
That's just wishful thinking
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:02, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] As Ken Loach said
it's what she would have wanted



Click for bigger (78 kb)

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:02, archived)
#
Maggie Fill Bin
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:22, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Unexpected Lollipop Guild are never expected!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 7:03, archived)
# I'd kill for a cardigan and scarf combo like that
look at the collars
LOOK AT THE COLLARS!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 7:16, archived)
# You'd kill a chicken.

Wow I just realized what time it is. Did your cats get you up again?
I have to get to bed now, which means shifting 2 of them over to get some bedspace.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 7:21, archived)
# nighty night fella
dream of luxurious knitwear
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 7:26, archived)
# Sup dawg, I heard you like collars.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:44, archived)
# That chicken looks entirely ambivalent about that whole ensemble.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:15, archived)
# ...presenting the flan 2013 spring collection...
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:34, archived)
# please don't get mofaha riled up ;)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Aah, a Young Modern!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:25, archived)
# *drops this and runs away*
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:37, archived)
# I've got a shocking headache (Sorry no added thatcher)

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 6:32, archived)
# fills you up and sends you to sleep, lovely
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry] rawrrr!

cfbbq
Edit: Looks a bit better slowed down :-)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:50, archived)
# AAARGH! SHE'S BACK FROM THE DEAD!
Somtheing that evil never dies ....
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 2:17, archived)
# i hate this
*clicks*
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 5:05, archived)
# GAHHHHH!!!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 6:56, archived)
# nasty
great work
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:49, archived)
# horrid
*clicks as well*
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:19, archived)
# Cover it with gas and set it on fire!
woo :)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:38, archived)
# Some crafts instead of arts for a change.


Two spoons and a set for an old method of cord-making called lucet. They were logs yesterday.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 0:45, archived)
# Why don't you take your French knitting and fuck off back to mumsnet, eh?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:00, archived)
# Fuck it, I'm off to bed.
BED.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:00, archived)
# I like your wooden things!
I tried to make a lathe last year. First I built a table to put the lathe on. Then I put my computer on the table. Now it is my computer table and I have no lathe. So much for that.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:06, archived)
# Temporary measures are rarely temporary...
Ta!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:08, archived)
# Here...
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 2:44, archived)
# you've ruined those logs
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:05, archived)
# Next week: trained termites for wood carving.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:09, archived)
# Needs more feather and shit poem
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:14, archived)
# 20 lines of iambic pentameter
subject matter should include memories, love, things you see around you and spoons. Include a reference to "spooning" to make it clever.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:21, archived)
# That's clever.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 2:42, archived)
# I shall try harder next time, sensei.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:21, archived)
# i thought you went to bed
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:23, archived)
# Another cop chase show came on as I was levering my arse off the sofa...
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:25, archived)
# Here, this should get you moving in the right direction
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 2:55, archived)
# As long as we're posting photos
I just finished building this steel mezzanine and curved staircase-

edit- Oh shit, we've killed b3ta by turning it into facebook. The good news is, Thatcher's still dead.

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 3:07, archived)
# i refuse to accept that 'mezzanine' is a word
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:51, archived)
# Ooh, nice!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:35, archived)
# That's some heavy crafting.
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:04, archived)
# oooh another welder/fabby on b3ta! i do stuff like this also :)
*nods to fellow steel worker
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 18:11, archived)
# Yay! Although you most likely will never see this. But if you do
It was a huge project.

The deck is 2x12 redwood. I actually went out on my property and cut a pretty large tree that was looking like it had little life left, and milled up the wood.

It was a far bigger project than I expected. The curved stairs took a month just to figure out and draw.

I could go on and on, but...

So you do steel AND great animations. Excellent.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 1:56, archived)
# Well, I liked them.
obv ill equipped to comment
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 7:32, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:35, archived)
# crackin' and more welcomed than those gurning faced cunts that usually flood the board
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:28, archived)
# *Checks mirror*
Hey!

(Thanks!)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Nice whittling :)
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Basil has a sister...
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 23:01, archived)
# The world needs more basil
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Disagree. I will fuckin' nuke you, you don't live too far do you?
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 23:45, archived)
# CANDLES!!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 0:24, archived)
# hahaha
i love this
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:30, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:55, archived)
# happy burning wax cocks !!!!
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 0:45, archived)
# Happy candles!
There's been quite a few big candles lately. Will no-one think of the carbon footprint of all this burning wax?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 0:58, archived)
#

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:37, archived)

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