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# Dark Hams part 34.

The full tale of Dark Hams can be found on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:11, archived)
# YAY
That's quite some lull between instalments.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:12, archived)
# I know.
I started it in 2009. The first one was just me messing about with brush tools; it wasn't ever meant to be a series. It's odd how these things get out of control.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:02, archived)
# 2009? Wow.
I was looking at this - that goes back to 2011...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Jesus Jones!
I forgot all about my dalliance with Ray..
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:58, archived)
# haha DUNTCH!!
top wordage :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Fan-chuffin-tastic!
The return of the hams has made my day!*


* It's probably made my week, but it's still only Monday so a bit too soon to tell
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:18, archived)
# YAY!
finally, i've been on the edge of my seat since the last instalment.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:20, archived)
# This is new to me, I get to read them all from the start.
It's my new favourite thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Me too.
And mine too!

(So many teefs...)
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:39, archived)
# hang on
let me get some gel
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Choosh!
..means "Yay!" in my vocabulary*





* At least it does now
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeeeeeesss!!!!
It's back!! WOO and *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:02, archived)
# I like to use new words I've learnt in a conversation each day
Urban dictionionary tells me choosh is a damp crevis located in the mid region of a females body.
This might not be so easy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:09, archived)
# yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Hurray
It's back!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:04, archived)
# This forced me to do onion research.
Yay. I'm up to speed.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Great to see the hams again
more please!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] eight letters-deceased :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Oh, very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] :D in a similar vein...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yes. Very good.
And in a similar-ish vein:

and yes, I know I missed the middle square,
but I wasn't going to move all those bloody tiles....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Nice to see he scored a triple word from beyond the grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Nah. Illegal move innint?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Maybe you get to remake the rules if you're the dead inventor.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:08, archived)
# I cheated :/
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:11, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahullhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:32, archived)
# A Classic
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:26, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha hahaha ahahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:56, archived)
#
He's not dead yet, though the prognosis is very poor :(
(Hemipygous, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Yeah, I saw
Sad, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count? Its how I'd get rid of nyan cat anyway.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:49, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Bit cryptic this one.
/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:04, archived)
# He was a lovely guy, never a cross word to say to anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:15, archived)
# One dog goes one way...
...and the other goes the other. And this guy's saying 'Whaddya want from me?'



Click for bigger (266 kb)
(MeinGott MeinGott, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:29, archived)
# I have not the slightest idea what's going on here.
Is it because I is old?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:50, archived)
# Bush's paintings rang a bell
Sorry its crap, got tech problems.
(MeinGott MeinGott, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:51, archived)
# haha brilliant
by the way MeinGott, can I borrow a carving knife? I ran over a deer and it got it.. whaddya call that?
it's hoof
ah yeah it's hoof caught in the grill. I gotta take it out you know, it's a sin! :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Its a skunk, Karen!
I hit a skunk.
(MeinGott MeinGott, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:20, archived)
# Never said it was crap
I just don't have a clue what's going on.
(which is quite normal for me)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:13, archived)
# it's a goodfellas quote
the pic on the right is from the film, as are the words :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Oh I know you didn't say it
but it is crap.
(MeinGott MeinGott, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:21, archived)
# well,you should know
I know when mine are crap :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:32, archived)
# barking
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Goodfellas :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Dekionplexis' comedy account revealed!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Me me me me me me me me me
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:51, archived)
# happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:54, archived)
# crikey! Happy lots of birthdays
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:01, archived)
# I know. Greedy right ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:01, archived)
# What's wrong with being sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:02, archived)
# It can be a drawback at times I've found.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:04, archived)
# it's a fine line
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:12, archived)
# And so, the circle is complete
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:49, archived)
# congrats
but you're far too old to be mixing with us B3ta sorts

*contacts Operation Yewtree*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:16, archived)
# Yet I still don't know what I'm going to do when I grow up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:53, archived)
# Y'make me feel so young...
You make me feel so 'spring has sprung'....
:@ )
oh yes, and 'happyfuckingbirthday to you' in 9/8 :@D
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:27, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:57, archived)
# Assume the position sir.
I'm going in dry!

Happy Birthday you old cunt.
not far off meself, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:46, archived)
# You best have one of these then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:56, archived)
# nice
I'll grab one too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Me too
I think I qualify.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:07, archived)
# *takes one as well*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:27, archived)
# I'll get back to you in ten years
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:27, archived)
# happy birthday
welcome to middle age :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:13, archived)
# I have just been told I was middle aged twenty years ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:16, archived)
# by some young upstart twat in their 30's eh? :p
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:48, archived)
# blimey! congrats
i can't remember when these were all fields, but i do remember them being sold to an unscrupulous property developer and then filled with closly packed social housing.

5 more years and you can start giving back your universal benefit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:14, archived)
# I'm so old I remember when the internet was in black and white
and it cost Two guineas, eight shillings and tuppence three farthings per post.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:01, archived)
# few more years and you'll be in the funeral compo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:58, archived)
# That puts me exactly 25 years behind you
Happy birthday sir!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:31, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:58, archived)
# one day you'll catch up!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:54, archived)
# wow brilliant
someone older than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:41, archived)
# It's a bleedin miracle I made it this far tbh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:05, archived)
# HBD2U HBD2U HBD CHB HBD2U
Mere youngster.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Happy Free Bus Pass Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:46, archived)
# ^ this
Unless you're one of these shifty millionaire types, of course. Only poor people allowed on here. *narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Thanks but I'll never use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Is "FUCK ME" an expletive or a plea?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:52, archived)
# At my age, both.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Happy birthday, young codger!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:55, archived)
# It is it is.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Happy birthday!
Bit late for this then...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Already got that in my profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:12, archived)
# oooh i'll be up for one of them soon
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Wow.
10 in b3ta years. .That's like 10 in human years.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:12, archived)
# hehe
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Happy birthday! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:35, archived)
# wowsers
happy b'day young'n
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Merry real day of candlenessmasses :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Bloody hell you old...
Happy birthday sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:13, archived)
# I am old, it's true
Thanks to you and everyone for your posts. I'm having a spledid day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:37, archived)
# woo
happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:25, archived)
# :)))
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Congrats
Plenty of years of nonsense left!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Damn straight.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Yay for old(ish) age!
I might have to post my old age evidence picture. But I haven't made it yet. I will.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Careful with all those candles
Happy Birthday
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:55, archived)
# gnops looks normal...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:48, archived)
# Oh shit, her head is breathing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:49, archived)
# i have absolutely no idea which was the original
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:51, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's the one where she looks like a salamander.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 4:02, archived)
# CALM THE FUCK DOWN DAVID ICKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 4:13, archived)
# I didn't know she was royalty!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 4:19, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:00, archived)
# I'm sure I can find a sexual application for this behaviour
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:15, archived)
# This is B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:44, archived)
# That is mesmerising and disturbing in equal measures
There's the suggestion that "more attractive" faces tend to be constructed with a lot of golden ratio values between features... be interesting to know which of the two is more "golden" and which is the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:25, archived)
# Either way
www.b3ta.com/board/10934039
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:07, archived)
# "WE ARE SO SICK OF SEEING YOUR FACE!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:12, archived)
# FUCK of the FUCK STAR

Killin' b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:36, archived)
# cartoonbase
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:48, archived)
# although actually this looks more like jason robinson trying to shit.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:50, archived)
# fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Watch out - Beadle's about!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:46, archived)
# killin your b3ta with base
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:54, archived)
#
Height: 5'9"
Width 5'9"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:22, archived)
# Freebox
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:33, archived)
# PLAY FREEBASE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:45, archived)
# FTFY
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:57, archived)
# whoah!
what, me worry?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:27, archived)
# you MAD bro?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:33, archived)
# FUCK is the message and the message is FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:14, archived)
# one might say it's the same old fuck
some would agree,some would disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:37, archived)
# needs more neck
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:17, archived)
# ooops,
I think I went neck crazy there and made him into Henry Rollins with a goitr
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Excellent!!!!! Where do we buy the tee shirts?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Something for a reply on qotw.


Sorry to drop the toap.
EDIT: Here's a bit of Ris.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 1:54, archived)
# Fabulous bulb
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 2:02, archived)
# "Why am I wearing watermelons on my feet?"
"I don't recall telling you to do that".

Excellent film!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:59, archived)
# sometimes technique is all I have
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 23:47, archived)
# this is stupid, fake and gay
...and it makes no sense
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 0:19, archived)
# Techniques are better than jokes
It says that in that FAQ thingy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 0:20, archived)
# just delete it ; noone will know
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 0:40, archived)
# Went over its eggspiration date?
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 1:09, archived)
# ...then he cracked...
after that it was over easy.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 1:23, archived)
# when I look at his photo albumen I feel sad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 3:30, archived)
# Eggs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:17, archived)
# It's very
eggspressive
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:29, archived)
# I have not
egg-spired.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] busy guy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Bad time bad place.
Poor little bugger. Lovely shadow work :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 23:30, archived)
# i dont think he's dead yet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 23:43, archived)
# He's just being dramatic.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 23:44, archived)
# People click, but people no comment. People prick.
Gopher it wee man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:07, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:26, archived)
# \o/
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:41, archived)
# My my, we are all smiles today aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Splendid!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:44, archived)
# haha!
superb teefs.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:49, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 22:06, archived)
# I fail to see what's so amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 22:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 22:50, archived)
# wailaagoydwt?
:D My favouritest happy gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 22:15, archived)
# Splendid :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 22:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 22:33, archived)
# $99 dentures in only one hour!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 22:50, archived)
# certainly is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 22:56, archived)
# hahahaha
fabtastic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 23:26, archived)
# Oh! Now I'm happy!
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(phylactic, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:19, archived)
# aw...
*throws skull-shaped confetti*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:51, archived)
# I would welcome this on my hearse
Before being taken to the local tip
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It's what he would have wanted...

My money's on box 22.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:23, archived)
# 17
it's the unmistakeable smell of tidy beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:31, archived)
# ...and freshly-laundered
floral print shirt (tucked in)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Christmas is ruined?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Might be a good
Boxing Day, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:36, archived)
# He probably gained immortality when he asked the universe for a new life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:35, archived)
# The big banker in the sky
has called him up.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Blobby
Blob blob
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:45, archived)
# couldn't have put it
better myself...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Surely, box number se7en
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:11, archived)
# nice thinking...
but someone's already opened it!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure if this is in the spirit of things, but I made a real gravestone out of 1/2 ton of granite and put it in a graveyard after a funeral in the snow:

Story
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:00, archived)
# I agree with Sandra Davis
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:10, archived)
# VIAGRA!
Ideal for stiffs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Half a ton of anything will crush every wheelbarrow in existence.
You must be a truly powerful fellow.

And kudos. A worthy endeavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:12, archived)
# I had a special sack truck for the stone, which a monumental mason supplied (Thanks Ads)
the barrow was for mixing up the footings and carting off the surplus soil. That said, we did bugger the sack truck a little too.

Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Well done
must be great to have made something so worthwhile...and permanent. In a way only half a ton of granite can be.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:27, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:23, archived)
# A considerate, thoughtful thing to do. Before I read your story I somehow
imagined you'd just put up a gravestone to wind people up, under cover of bad weather with your own name on it.

'meds time'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:47, archived)
# I am not above such shennanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:50, archived)
# That is pretty darned cool
And I learned where to buy generic Viagra from the comments section of that page!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Shit Joke Sunday


Click for bigger (349 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:37, archived)
# That took some reading
with my old eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:01, archived)
# cfb?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Who wants big old eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:11, archived)
# I did.
I cannot possibly make it out like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:22, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:18, archived)
# haha...
very silly!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:28, archived)
# could see where that was going
but still worth a chortle
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Spooner or later he'll get forked over and knifed in the back
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:53, archived)
# OH NO
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 22:42, archived)
# bindun ?
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:37, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:15, archived)
# SMS
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:22, archived)
# RBS
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:25, archived)
# ABS
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Smash always seemed like future food when I was a kid.
Never did try it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Perhaps this should have stayed in my head
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:23, archived)
# I would....
ahem... collect them I mean !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:30, archived)
# I shall become Arseface!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Well done you, I love a good pun, even a bad taste one. The more contrived the better.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:02, archived)
# I thang you.
A pun my soul, I also love them.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:19, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Puntasmagorical!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Was in my head..... probably bindun....
.

.
that is all !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:18, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:16, archived)
# so it does!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:38, archived)
# Haha inspired =))
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 28 Apr 2013, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Award yourself a pun if you get it
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Jaws 5
'just when you thought it was safe to back to the A32'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:48, archived)
# the damien hirst tribute act?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:55, archived)
# Sharky's Machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:57, archived)
# The Physical Impossibility of Living in the Mind of Someone Dead
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Nice.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:18, archived)
# If it is David Blaine....
...he will be out in 36 hours anyway !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:20, archived)
# funeral sharkey?
'a good heart these days days is hard to find..
so plllease be gentle with this heart of miiine'
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:53, archived)
# haha - it's a little-known fact that most of
Damien Hirst's art is drawn by horses...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(phylactic, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:37, archived)
# dirty lurker!
*goes for a shower*



*and a wank*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Spread the word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:19, archived)
# 'will badly captain and constantly look to spock for money'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Spock's good for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Is Spock the one who says "Borag Thungg?".
Or is that Cthulhu?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:28, archived)
# Sure is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:30, archived)
# yep
Cthulhu is the one who bangs on about logic or some shit
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:35, archived)
# "Will chew scenery for food"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:25, archived)
# He's living on
Womp Rat burgers*

*may contain traces of equine mammals.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Will lead Rebel Alliance for food.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:31, archived)
# will rebuild the jedi order for food
whilst Lucas then Disney rapes its arse off
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:37, archived)
# that's the worst hovercraft I have ever seen
nice private number plate though
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
10/10.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:12, archived)
# i'd like to see a small team of rats in front of him
harnessed to his tramp-sled, ready to whisk him off at warp speed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:37, archived)
# when whip round the Sun for time warp!
Set phasers to rabies!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:43, archived)
# nothing but nebula, baby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:51, archived)
# the mutara nebula?!
Spock, Nooo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:54, archived)
# oh fuck, it's all kicking off again
not staying to listen to these screaming cunts, i'm going home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:54, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:55, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:00, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:45, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:47, archived)
# haha...
lovely thread.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:53, archived)
# that's my new background right there :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 28 Apr 2013, 23:06, archived)
# beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Who can resist khaaaaaan!
(Megazoid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:14, archived)

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