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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)

WaaazzzzzzzzaaaaaAAAAA-AAAAAAHP!!!!!!!!!!

umm. sorry. found myself in a time warp for a second there. apologies. it won't happen again. i hope.

(

dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

Is that

Joanna Laaaaaaambley? heh

(hotrodzombie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)

mostly

because it's funny.

I should get on and make myself a woo yay some time

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)

yay!

its getting better all the time! ha ha!

(Teaseress, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)

Hahaha!

excellent, you silly person

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bean, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)

hahaha !

woo !

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Tedmus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

Merchandising in the hands of Don King?

Single to hell please. Thanks, Mr. Bus Driver.

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Erik Lonnröt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

hahahah

you are sick and wrong. but thats awfully good.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

ding ding!

Woo!

(BadgerJuice, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)

I heard Don King was advertising

Donuts...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)

oof

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

Woooo!

That's ace!

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dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

hee hee

you is gonna burn

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sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

i agree

that is so wrong but so fucking excellent!

(Kazoooooooo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

all aboard

the Hell Train

*toot toot*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)

you bastard

i just early asked out a charity collector girl. she was lovely and her name was gaby.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

Don King's great

and so are his two King mates*...
(Edit: *except Jonathan)

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dogzero, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)

may I shamelessly repost...

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Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)

Much,

much better than mine.

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Erik Lonnröt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)

nah,

mine was quick and dirty. Yours looks genuine.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)

That's tebbly good, old chap

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xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)

Re...re....re....post

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xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)

See

reply to thread above.

Arse.

*goes back to darkened room to think of more original evil things to post*

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Erik Lonnröt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

sick fucker

(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)

a Bunny Girl

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Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)

phwooaaarrr

eye wood

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sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

too

Oh, the shame!

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

With

specs appeal

(

Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

give's her that

sexy with intelligence feel.

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Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)

is it a giraffe?

i thought it might be

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:11, archived)

the circumference

of sprout negates that possibility

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Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

yay!

she's a sexy thing

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

thats scary

just going to leave this little link here to my firstest ever website thing www.mutantwalrus.co.uk

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

this is a real bunny

(Sharps, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

i've just

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)

spilt tea on your lap?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)

Woo and Yay

INDEED!

(hotrodzombie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)

[onomatopeia]

SPUNK!
[/onomatopeia]

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mikeisbrill, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)

thats making my eyes hurt.

but in a good way.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)

Dunno

she's obviously lovely but I'd probably spoil it by saying 'you do know you're dressed like a bunny rabbit don't you love'?

She does have a nice little bottom though.

(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)

that there gets a

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Or is it?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

Jesus

that top's working very hard

(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

sure, she looks all proper with her secretary glasses and all...

but underneath she's smooookin!

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zog why change it now?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)

if she looks all proper

what they hell does all tarty look like?

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Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

That

actually scared me. oh well.. woo anyway :D

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Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)

I just bet

that her fur is really soft too

(Mr Striding, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)

Well nobody liked the last one...

but I have all these bad things in my head and they need to come out!

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dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

excellent

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)

that ones

rather good though

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Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)

top

darts

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

*sneaks up behind foe*

*empties pencil sharpner shavings into pocket on one side of jacket and unpeeled banana in other*

*sneaks away*

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thebear is thebear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

aye

rather good.
woo.

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

i'd say that's rather fine

and cuts pretty close to the bone

(ginger prinz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

Genius

Well done that man.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

Just plain

fucking excellent!

(Kazoooooooo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)

bored

bored bored.....#31

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

i always thought

it was "sincerest" not highest.

bollocks to that also.

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)

or is it?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

sarcasm

is the lowest form of wit...

and possibly the most effective

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

I've never heard THAT before.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

ha ha

very funny.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)

hahahaha.

Nob

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)

If you put your head at a weird angle

that looks even weirder.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)

hmmm

living space inc. wld obviously make a great deal of money...

(meandtheme, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)

aaagh!

baboons

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)

QUICK!

Give the baboon a biscuit.

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sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

Baboons prefer Penny-Farthings to biscuits

They can pull tricks on a halfpipe

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)

Baboons?

You need "Bab-away pest ape spray".

It's the best!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

accept no substitute!

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

I prefer

BABOOOOOOOONNNNNNGUARDDDDDDDDDD!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

No,

Baboon-Be-Gone is much better.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

or even

Baboon-Ex

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

Ape-Off

works for me

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sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

they're all cheap imitations

Accept no other!

Bab-away. It does what it says in the small print.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

Not to be confused with:

baby-way

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sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)

that made me chortle with such force

my coworkers thought i sneezed

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

Has any one heard

Clint 'the loon' Boon's Baboon tune? It's out soon.

(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)

Hey fatty

bumbum

oooooooooooh, PB and J with the crusts cut off

HONK!

(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

i challenge thee to a duel

not really

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raw-edge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

Watch it sonny

I'm foil grade 1 now you know

(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

i have advanced from kitchen foil

to rolls of clingfilm so ner ner ner ner ner

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raw-edge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)

wooh

he a big piggy

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

fuck me backwards and call me Shirley

that's a large swine.

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Monkeyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

i want to post my 5000th before i go home

so i'm replying to any old tosh

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)

cheap slag that you are

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

that's why you love me

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)

maybe I'm just using

you for your body

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)

ooo a monkey!

am i right?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)

ha!

I think i've just been got by the magical future reply monkey...

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

that's ok

he's obviously spotted my simian similarities

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)

you

post-whore

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

yes

i spent all of 2 minutes on my 5000 post thingy so i want to use it

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

slut

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sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

yes

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

Mmm Caeser Salad.

/oh nevermind..........

(maddave, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

hehe, i like that

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)

as do

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)

Myself

included

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sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

Then

my work here is done........

(maddave, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

mmm

My favourite!
(why the hygiene gloves though? that's a bit creepy)

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)

Well

the salad is being served in a Harvester restaurant so H + S issues.

(maddave, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

they

wouldn't have that trouble in a Bernie Inn

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)

Now you need to find some Waldorfs

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xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

Afternoon all!

Been a busy day, running low on hummus too!

(hotrodzombie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)

is that gazza?

as a tree frog?

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

*whisper*

We're going to take Jade behind the mirrors now. *ribbit*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

*backs slowly away trying not to make eye contact*

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)

Sorry.

I thought he looked like Dermot O'Leary.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)

i
see
;)

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)

that'll be

my collegue Chris :)

Hi Chris! I know you're watching!

(hotrodzombie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)

jush hangin in there

eh m8?

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

somethin like that

yeah! I want to be in bed! :(

(hotrodzombie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

woo

who wants a snog?

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)

think its a time for some forbidden planet stylee head swaps....i know its someone elses idea but its a different take on it :)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)

Its

happening
again.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)

No.....you don't mean.......oh my God no....

You've forgotten how to use apostrophes!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)

Forgotten?

Nope.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)

In my book,

that makes you belligerent.

(It's only got one entry in it though, and that's "belligerent").

=)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

I can't stand it I tell you

do you think we could find out where they live and poison their hummus?

Or better still, send matron round?

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thebear is thebear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)

ohhhh

matron....stop messing around...
what can I say ..I was bored....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)

poor lamb.

not your fault but that image has been used rather alot. Go take a look at all the splended ones on www.bloggerheads.com. He started the project.

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pep, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

knows...actually sent him some of the others i did....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)

Yeah,

sorry Tyronne, it was my personal Bugbear, not your fault.
Have a biscuit.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)

got

any jaffa cakes?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)

*looks in fictional biscuit barrel*

Nope, none.
I have some Mint YoYo's.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)

tch!

haven't you got any orange ones?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

I`s

havent had them in ages....might have to hunt down a packet....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

jaffa cakes

are cakes not biscuits

*FACT*

www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com

(Divvy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

feh

that's just a tax dodge. they are so biscuits

(meme_me_up_scotty, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)

morning, pep

how's the crossword?

*furls umbrella, removes bowler hat*

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

it is

happening
again..

(where is that sample used??)

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)

dj shadow,

is it?

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)

you

I got your spam today. I laughed.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

really?

i was seriously considering giving up because i thought no-one read it any more.

you don't know how much that means to me.

*sobs*

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

erm

I didn't really, in fact I don't know what you're talking about...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

*leaps from stool*

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

Yes it is

it plays out Endtroducing

(Mr Striding, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

that is a kwality album

one of my uni projects was a stills/video project based on one of the tracks from that album

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raw-edge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)

I agree

it's still one of my most played albums. fantastic stuff

(Mr Striding, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)

space balls

the alien scene?

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Happyperson, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

haha

Bring back Chump Manbear and Smug Bastard.
No more Star Wars head swaps ! ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

voila

1001001

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)

Excellent

I have post 1001001
what's that in binary 1 + 8 + 64 isn't it?
so 73.
nice

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

that is

an arousing palindrome

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bananaman, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)

Found this and wasn't sure where else to go

www.kittycam.co.uk/

</delurk>

(Ash Oops, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)

why would you buy that when your webcam probably came with some kind

of suitable webcam software anyway?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)

Glad that it's not just me

who was trying to work that one out.

(Ash Oops, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

T-shirts in bad taste

www.corpseclothing.com/product.asp?intProdID=1019
Thought this was particulary good....

(Fegster, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)

brown wings?

huh?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)

tradesmans enterance

Award given for achieving this position....

(Fegster, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)

Trans - She fell asleep and I fucked her up the arse

It was the first time I had indulged in that filthy practice.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)

that is sick man.

i suppose that's the whole point.
could be counted as gay rape.
and the dude should get sent to jail.

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)

Yes.

Yes.
No.
I dunno.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

Tends to describe Male on Female

Rather than Gay sex....but I suppose the term could be used for both..

(Fegster, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)

gay rape

should be called Male rape I think, 50% of male rapes cases are commited by hetrosexuals.
tabloids call it gay rape

(curly_wig, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)

kind of the wrong website to be looking at when your boss walks in

doh!

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

Wrong Web site if your boss walks in

Very true, unless of course you are the boss..

John Doe
Corpseclothing.com

(CorpseClothing.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

Anal sex isn't exclusively gay.

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

waited ages for the bus ?

light one of these - and hey presto ! buses will be flocking to your stop.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)

indeed

can you get girl trumpets?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)

they're

not legal in this country

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)

what you going to New York for?

It's always cool. Have a great time (of course)

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)

just

don't breathe on the plane !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

a holiday!

and it's free - I'm staying with a friend and my Dad gave me a load of Air Miles he had lying around. From Friday I'm not back at work until the 22nd. I'm not smug

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)

smug?

ewe?

Nevva!!!!

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)

if only!

a product i am desperately in need of...

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evil pixie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)

In belfast

yet?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

yup

have been since lunchtime
and you have a m3ss3g3

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evil pixie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

Rophynol.....

....or chloraform

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sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)

'Bus Trumpet' Class.

Did you make that up?

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Your Mum, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)

ah well

now - there's the crux of the matter...
i didn't, but a mate of mine came up with the name - i just potatoed it.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)

Still hilarious though

I'm stealing it.

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Your Mum, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

Ha ha ha,

Bus Trumpet!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

ooh mindp**s

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Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)

hahaha !

20 class A anything please !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

Why not try this at home, kids

now that I've limited myself to one pic a day you'd think I'd come up with something better, but no

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)

One pic a day?

What if you get a cold?

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)

I just make it

one long one

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)

i think my nostrels have expended due to over use.

i think they're the size of my thumb... not sure though

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)

my son

can get his whole finger up there

which led us to speculate about the proportion between finger length and nostril depth during your lifetime

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)

Hey! I've got that on my website!

This Takes you right there, and This takes you to the site!

(the_cyberneticist, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)

Can I submit a namechange as a competition entry?

Thought not.

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)

volvo for sale

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thebear is thebear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)

really?

how much?

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)

he may have survived

and built a huge empire of jews who kill everyone else (who have all become nazi's) and rule the world. So unless you wana get all jewish you would infact be not here.

so there

(kitten vice, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)

wibble?

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)

as in...

yarr, repost.

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_null_, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)

you'll have to keep it that way 'til Friday

else the judge won't know what you're talking about

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)

oh, don't worry

i will

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)

same here

but i wasn't going to mention it. i wear glasses as well, so straight up against the wall.

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)

although,

he did have a point about the glasses thing

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

i think they make me look dashing and distinguished

mind you, the hump back rather takes the glamour away

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)

heh

I now have an image in my mind of someone with glasses carrying a whale.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)

so do i now

actually, i shouldn't joke

hitler would probably have had about 2/3 of the board sent to the camps for one reason or another

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)

for being lazy slackers

probably

(Symball, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

I think

more for the other, than the one thing.
He couldn't stand the other, but he was a bit easier on the one thing, so I've heard.

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 7:02, archived)

have to say

love your website

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

do you mean me?

if so, thanks.

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)

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Lord_Munkee, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:16, archived)

let me guess

Eddie Izzard, John Mcenroe and Will Self?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!

but you are still funny.

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)

that was my 500th post and i missed it !!

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Lord_Munkee, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)

*bites own tongue*

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)

Zoiks!

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custard, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:15, archived)

is that an early

fax machine?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)

ace

like a classic pub joke that's not been invented yet

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:18, archived)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)

if only it had

a 24" chrome dial and a cash-money cord.

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)

THAT reminds me!!!!

i need to build a small bed into the hamster home im building for me daughter.

fekin home presure

(kitten vice, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)

erm

Forgive my ingnorance (and much lurkyness) but how does that remind you?

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:37, archived)

Doesn't he know he's dicing with death........

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:13, archived)

groan

tastic

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:15, archived)

Deary

me :D

(Mr Flibble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:15, archived)

*chokes

Shakespeare woulda liked that punnage.

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Staticgirl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)

repost goodness

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_null_, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:20, archived)

i love that

so much...

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corington, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)

how marvelous

i love visual puns

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:18, archived)

Class...

Took me ages to actually see "Death". Must get my eyes tested (and back to work...arrgh)

(Fegster, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)

Heh,

I went to see a play of The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner when I was at school.
It got to that bit when Fate and Death are playing dice for the Mariners life. Death picked up the dice, shook them in his hand, rolled them and someone in the audience shouted "YAHTZEE!"

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Humorous hecklers are all too rare a breed.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)

I saw Mike Mc Shane dying on stage at the Hackney Empire

once; it was hard crowd to please, and he was doing his "Shout out a title and a style and I'll make up a song" shtick which was becoming tired by then. Someone had already shouted out "Funny and fast" which got a huge laugh; Mc Shane struggled on until some bloke got out of his seat, walked to the back of the auditorium and shouted "Taxi for the comedian!" How we laughed.

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)

was it you?

it was, wasn't it?

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)

I wish it had been,

it was the first play I had ever seen (not counting pantomimes and an end of pier special starring Derek Griffiths).

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)

even with a day off

my hummus is struggling

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)

they look happy...

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Or is it?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:07, archived)

isn't that on channel 5 tonite?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:08, archived)

another heartbreaking documentary

made in the USA, with new voice-over by one of the old top gear team.
Sounds likely

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Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:12, archived)

voice over by

Tommy Vance.

"This wrinkly old tart is only seven years old, yet she looks like my mother-in-law"

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:19, archived)

HA HA HA

I love Tommy Vance

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)

I can hear

him say that over and over in my head, brilliant

(thediscokingpin, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)

The combination of

the look on the gran-child's face and the hand action makes it look like s/he is trying to "squeeze one out".

Tres bien, mon ami!

(Oolong, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:08, archived)

Barbara Bel Geddes meets progeria sufferer

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:11, archived)

Is that...

...Stephen Hawking on the right?

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:12, archived)

it is very obvious

that the glasscock has pleased them both.

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:13, archived)

for some reason

trying to imagine the noises they would be making made me feel sick.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:14, archived)

QUESTION FROM A NEW B3TA FAN!

Who the hell is no hands? I know the shark and helicopter, i know fear but who or what is the no hands.....

(Kayozz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)

we have a search function you know

if you wonder about b3ta things like that.
No hands is the ginger cat with it's front paws up

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)

QUESTION FROM A NEW B3TA FAN!

Who the hell is no hands? I know the shark and helicopter, i know the fear but who or what is the no hands.....

(Kayozz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)

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