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Dear Lemmings making person

Using my amazing skills i have gotten this for you.

65.39.205.187/lemmys.jpg

i hope it helps you in your quest to make ultimate lemmings thingamybobs.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

I was expecting

something Motorhead related there

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

oh no!

*BOOM*

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Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

wooo i love lemmings!!!

wahey

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

Can't look at those little buggers

without reaching instinctively for the 'nuke' button.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

And in local news...

Harrods under new management:

Tourists no longer welcome

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

hehehehehe

woo!

um.....

yay?

errrrm.....

HOUPLA!!!

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

They should call it "Horrids"...

..Like my favorite comic strip:

Horrination Street.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

What

comic was that in?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

I think it was Whizzer and Chips.

But I'm not sure. It had fabulous characters, like an African witch doctor and a mummy.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)

I think it might have been

Cheeky. I'm sure it wasn't Whizzer and Chips cos I used to get that on subscription

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

Do you remember it?

Cos when I mention it, nobody seems to know what I'm on about.

It was so funny!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

here you go...

(Divvy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

Shiver and Shake

thats the one.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

I heart you.

I'm not mad anymore.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

even though it's not...

say what you see.

edit: click for bigger

(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

dear oh dear

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

surely :)

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Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

only if you spell

jack with an F

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

it has a silent 'q',

as in rhubarb.

/michael rosen

edit: is he referring to your and new_matt's earlier pedantry regarding the correct name of the flag depending on whether it's at sea?

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

I dunno

but it would make the original picture make no sense.
It could be though, I suppose

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

I thought he meant

thread flag...

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

Thread

Jack

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

yes

but in his tf thing, I thought it stood for thread flag.

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

that is

what i meant, yes

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Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

re: say what u see

british roll? british cans? duno give up :*(

(metalixs, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

I'd wipe my arse

on flags of the world toilet paper, what a great idea, best seller would obviously be the stars and stripes.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

or the arse and stripes

(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

heheheheheh

I see what you did there.

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

Oh I

want stars & stripes toilet paper so I can do to their flag what they are doing to the rest of the world AND their own people...

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Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

what?

Chewing it up and throwing it at the ceiling?

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

err

yes...

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Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

huzzah

the ceiling of my 2JB form room remembers me well.

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

wow!

you are the person that does that...

so do you know the girl that stuffs all the bog roll down the toilet in clubs? Is it the same girl that lights it in its holder, you know, just to be really useful?

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)

that

is quite inspirationally a good a idea.

i'd buy stars and stripes bog roll

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

used to have some with thatchers face on it.

(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

hehehe

i dont think i could go as far as to have a likeness of her in my house. Milk will disappear and my toilet would get privatised.

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

i hate all this toss

oooh if we lose the pound we won't be able to make desicions concerning out own interest rates bull blah national spunk etc. etc. WE DONT MAKE ANY DECISIONS SOME CNUTS IN DOWNINGSTREET DO, WHY DO I CARE IF IT IS SOME TWAT IN BRUSSELS INSTEAD??????????? EH>? ...

(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

Calm, calm...

Here, have a downer ;)

Trade: Phenodihydrochloride benzedex.
Street: The Embalmer.

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

Balls!

I'll swallow it and run a mile.

(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

Cool your boots man.

This pill's valued at two quid. ;)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

That's so last year -

you need some protothalmicbenzotriethylkeramphetmine...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

Mmmmmm...

gerbil tranquillizer

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

Two Quid?

You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!

(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

If i spike you,

you'll know you've been spoken to...

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charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

because

(and I'm crediting you with being old enough to, even though you don't seem to be)

You can vote our cnuts out of office.

(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

errr

can you?

I can't see any evidence of that. Surely the definition of being in office is a lying cheating two faced snakemouthed lizard sucking ball faced cnut?

foams at mouth... and stops getting all troll like

(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

Actually we can't

Interest rates are set by Eddie George at the Bank of England. However, he ought to be setting for the good of British business therefore he ought to be better than some other unelected cunt in Brussells.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

not going to work is it?

Labour are a big pile of arseholes, but nobody wants the conservatives back & the Liberals have never had power (apparently).

So the vote is really going to change things isn't it.

Bloody politics in this country is screwed.. almost got a 1 party system now.

however i've always voted Liberal, and they have ben in power before & more times than the labour party ever have.
Want to change things? Vote Liberal.
/politics

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Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

yea

ive done that, i tried i a cabbage eating commie once upon time.

(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

you appear

to have gone off on a non sequitous rant there

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Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

oooh

get you with your a-level, can you now explain that word to sunreadingsheepshaggingmonkeyspunkingbumming dumbasses like myself please.

(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

Hard Rock Classics Bandwagon

guess the song....

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

fear of the dark

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Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

i thought it was of

rather than in the dark

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

you forgot to add

/pedant

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

i thought i'd leave the tag open

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

oh dear

did I create a bandwagon? it was s'posed to be my own series, I have another pile of those pics coming up...
but hey, don't let me stop you.

btw. Fear Factory - What I Will Become?

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

Hay Fever, hay fevvvveeerrrrrr

ive got it.. and its killing me today :(

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

That is very fantastic!

I likey very much...!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

nicely done.

Maybe too much pollen from the Beegees

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

Hayfever

fucking sucks, and no mistake.

(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

I read that without

reading the hayfever bit and thought you were just talking about making sweet sweet love!!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

That involves an entirely different kind of sucking.

Or so I hear.

(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

that should be claritin ad

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

Amputate your head as I believe thats where

most symptoms mainfest.

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Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

Alice Pudding Pudding Alice.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

even things like an aching leg

manifest themselves in the head.

off with our heads!

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Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

ban john travolta from the media

THAT would me feel better

(rotating bread, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

I got some drugs that were prescribed to a mate of mine

And they are out of date...and I keep them in my hot car...

other than that, they seem to work :-)

NeoClaritin I think...

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

Is that

some sort of food chain?
(Daleks eat cats, cats prey on spiders, and spiders feed on bears)

(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

*shudder*

The bear eating spiders of southern sri-lanka

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

there's a hayfever ad that's pissing me off at the mo

it's a photo of someone rolling in grass and smiling. It can't have been made by anyone who's ever suffered from it. You don't dream of rolling in grass. That would be a nightmare. Tsk.

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

Dance little slave

i know. it was already here. but now he`s`dancin!!! the poor little fella.

(superhari, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

slow webspace

or is it 240 mb large ?

(rotating bread, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

it´s just 500 mb. and in timbuktu.

(superhari, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

oh my god

what a little angel! I love it!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

Hard Rock classics #2

Guess the song

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

Not in my Fucking Lifetime

By the Unmaternal Instincts?

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

nopey dopey..

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

Headfirst at Midnight

by The Voodoo Trombone Quartet?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

no, again.

although i like trombone...

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

you like trombone

please?

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Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

listening to

Reel Big Fish right now.. and i'm a big fan of Don Drummond (Skatalites)

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

Who doesn't.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

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Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

Yay!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

Rusty Trombone?

(Porkfist, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

Hohoho!

First laugh of the day.
(Which, given got up at 5.30am, is a bit poor.)

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

loud birth in the dark

tra la la la la
it's a loud birth in the dark
traaaa la la la la la ...

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stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

He looks like a

baby covered in afterbirth. tra la la la la!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

Frigging in the riggin'

by the sex pistols

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

dont say motherfucker, motherfucker

by turbonegro?

(psausage76, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

sorry..

everyone's wrong this far

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

i'm a boy

the who?

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magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

Good song!!!

Close, but it's not the one! I have no idea if it is the answer or not but got caught up in a catchphrase moment there!

I do love that song though!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

yep

i'm a boy i'm a boy but my ma won't admit it!

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magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)

if I say I am, I am!!

WHOO! Thanks for the duet!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

i felt i was a bit off-key

but it wasn't too bad was it?

/dusting off afro wig for your gig ; )

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magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

it was great!

WHOO!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

Is it I'm The Urban Spaceman

by the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band?

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anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

born to be

wild?

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

born into darkness

by gothshiteaters

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

No.

Black Sabbath...

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

i think you'll find a far superior version

by the gothshiteaters.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

tried the DC++ but no hits...

NIB (Nativity in Black) is the song I was after...

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

DO MORE DO MORE

but ones I will get... not like death metal hard rock thrash wah scream stuff!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

bandwagon, you say?

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stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

this is your captain speaking....

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

Muller Rice?

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

It's time to get a

snack from Flo and no stalling - how much was that ad made of CHEESE?

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

This much

|<---------------->|

(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

but you'll have to take it down to mop up

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

union jack off?

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

it's called 'flagging off' if you're not on a ship.

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stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

unless the

Queen is present or there is a z in the month or something...

(Divvy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

i knew i could count on you

;)

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

I'm glad that's not the other way round.

Prooooooooooot.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

GRRRR!! It's Sean Connery!

Everybody run before his ego eats you!

(Porkfist, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

I hate that flaccid old commode-sniffer.

Vile.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:38, archived)

Hahaha

'es alwight inni?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

you do like him, your just lion

spunk

(Wrighty, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

Speak English, Cuddles.

Speak English.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

The name'sh bond

Simba bond.

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Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:38, archived)

Shimba Bond,

shurley.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

lichenst t'kill

zebrash

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magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

yesh

I shtand corrected mish mooneypenny

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Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

My Mane'sh

blond?

(Johnus the Arse, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

compo entry?

nice shoppage...

(Divvy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

Remember

Eucalyptus, not Fajitas

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)

Haha

Parptastic

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

haha

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Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

wooooooooshhhhhh

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anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

you should make those

for real

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

nevermind :)

www.bartswatersports.com/images/Product/largeimage4423.jpg

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

I was expecting Simpsons wee porn

from that link ;-)

*relurks*

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

ooh

mindwatersports!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

i was a bit worried about going to "bartswatersports" for a second :)

yay for rucksharks :)

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anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

thats

fantastic

(ivor_the_engine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

Aww, look at his wee

farty face! Cuteness to the max!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

Hard rock classics #1

Guess the song

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)

Doe a Deer, a female Deer?

Ray a drop of golden bum?

(Wrighty, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

nope

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

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anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

Ooooh.

Betty!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

Soup Herb

Hehe

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

Is "me" really you?

You look like AA Gill.
Edit: But are much better at photoshopping, obviously. Woo, etc etc.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

Yes, tis me

bad idea

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anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

you

look quite jolly :)

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Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

you look like

Nigel

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

Nigel?

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anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

don't you know

Nigel?

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

I'm afraid to say

that I don't know anybody (at least on the board)

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anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

bah

not my old flat-mate's friend Nigel?
(sorry, have I been confusing?)

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

THAT Nigel ...
*grinds nashers in DB's general direction and wanders off for chocolate*

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anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)

Midnight Donkey Express,

by the Voodoo Trombone Quartet.

Items available here.

www.cafeshops.com/vtq

Ooh, girly tops.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

and shoes?

i want vtq shoes goddammit

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Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent

I'll have THAT and a lunchbox.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

I've done

a nice wallpaper as well...and thats for free!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

wallpaper where?

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Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

innit

b3tanbackgrounds.blogspot.com/

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

No,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

well there's

one of yours there.

ah.. one of the VTQ. Sorry!

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

Its at home

on my computer, I forgot to mail it to Thorpe.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

when do I get my picture?

You haven't even drawn it, have you.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

How many times,

my scanners broken, but I have drawn it.
People have seeen it.
Darkedge, ask him, he's seen it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

you

SHOWED it to OTHER PEOPLE before ME?!

[edit]You could just post it. Unless you want to keep the original. Which I suppose you prolly do.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

It happened to be in

my sketchbook, don't worry its not the finished piece, merely a sketch.

Edit: I want to do a proper finished coloured version.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

I'd download it,

but Tom's in charge of the computers and he draws his own. I got in trouble last time I tried changing them.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

you need to put your foot down and sort that boy out

;)

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

pfft

more trouble than it's worth.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

Warriors of Ghengis Khan

by Bad News...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

hahaha!

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

dunno...

I can't feel, I can't see
Maybe I'll find on the way down the line
That I'm free

free to be me

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stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

ehr...

no, that's not the one...

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

yes it is

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stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

looks to me

like someone knows the title but not the lyric...

I'm with stü on this one.

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Ratsta, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

black knight is a

long waay from hoooooommmme.....

dum dadum dadum dadum dadum da....

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Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

something about black/dark nights

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Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

yeah...but not spellt that way...

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

Black Night - Deep Purple

Black night is not right
I don't feel so bright
I don't care to sit tight
Maybe I'll find on the way down the line
That I'm free, free to be me
Black night is a long way from home
I don't need a dark tree
I don't want a rough sea
I can't feel, I can't see
Maybe I'll find on the way down the line
That I'm free, free to be me
Black night is a long way from home
Black night, black night
I don't need black night
I can't see dark light
Maybe I'll find on the way down the line
That I'm free, free to be me
Black night is a long way from home

Kick Ass

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Ratsta, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

WOOOO!!

Finally someone who's not a total retard! :-)

(

edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:38, archived)

OH MY GOD!

Gillam isn't dead.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

of course not. they are still around you know, with a little different setting...

(

edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

not liking hard rock

does not make someone a retard, more often the opposite is the case.

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

Good girl

well said!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

I'm a boy

broadly speaking.
I think you're mixing me up with Dutchbird 4 Pootle, though I have no idea how

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

except for

the vagina and massive hooters

(

Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

I am really a boy

there is a picture in my profile.
I've not had massive hooters since I sold my clown car.
I think you may be thinking of dutchbird

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

*HONK*

or would that be a honker rather than a hooter?

(

Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)

OOPS!

Good girl anyway! And your pic is broken. Sorry, I read your name too quickly! :)

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)

oh dear

it looks like my webspace has crashed.

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

wow!

lots of friends have/d we? :-)

(

Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

havd?

;)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

jeez

s/have\/d/ha\(:\?ve\|d\)/ ok?

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Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

/takes a bow
But stu got it 3 mins before I did, s/he was just more subtle about it. Look up!

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Ratsta, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

you told me it wasn't spelled that way

but i spelled it the same as him >

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

yeah

but yours was a rather iffy 'something about black/dark nights'. At least *I* was able to draw upon my vast musical knowledge and name the song with confidence.

So ner!

/flee

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Ratsta, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

Tilting at Windmills in the dark?

(

butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

He's standing outside, asking about the lights.

Is it "Fucking Stupid Knight", by Deep Purple?

(

0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

lol

mayoroo

Blind night is a,
long way from clueful...

need to work on that scansion a little more menthekins

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Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

As a symbol of a Disunited Kingdom

I present the Disunion Jack

(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

devolution jack?

lovely! Woo!

(

stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

ouch

I had my last exam this morning, and it was about devolution

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

jack thread.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

Ooh

very good

(

christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)

seems more apt

woo etc

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

oh look

it appears that there is a bandwagon ahead...

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

woo

there's a great big crack in the union jack.

THREADJACK: anyone seen mictoboy?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

i present the mini-flag

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

compact!

I joined your blog, but can't think of anything useful to say :(

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:38, archived)

next time you drink some tea

just talk about it :) bigger

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

that's nice a bit bigger too :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

HURRAHH FOR HERMAN!!!

Herman 1

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

Yay

Hurrah for Herman! It brings a tear to the eye

(

splorp ®, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

yaaaaaaaay! Herman!

I'll sleep easy tonight knowing he is hopping happily in the hills.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

argh!

sticky white mindpiss!

(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

eewwwwww!

Enjoy your picnic you lucky bleeder!

:)

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)

Yay for Herman

*sings Tom Jones...*

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

YAY!

I can sleep soundly at night now I know the plucky little thing found his freedom.
And ciao for now everyone, I'm going to a picnic here. How idyllic! (^_^)

(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

Woooooo!

Bounce Herman bounce!

(

Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

hoorah!

Free at last!

(

DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

Adam Ant!

Re-post for compo

(

BamaSS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)

he had to stop wearing the white stripe because it gave him nose cancer

fact

(

rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

I met him.

He was a mentalist.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

did you whistle "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" at him?

(

rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

No.

I showed him my operation scar.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

Did he go,

Diddleiddleiddlelum HUH, and cross his fists at you?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

How did you know that?

Coo!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

Some things

you just expect.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

What?

Like death?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

That and

Adam Ant going diddleiddldiddlelum HUH at the end of every sentance.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

Nice

I used to skateboard with his nephew

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

attaching wheels to him?

(

Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)

Let's see a pic of that!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

Did he try and shoot you?

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

No, but he did want me to have a threesome with him and ...

...Diana Dors.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

you're a crazed

autograph hunter, aren't you!

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

Don't be pithy!

I can't leave the Iron Chicken's nest.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

sorry

I didn't realise that you were still being imprisoned by ironside

(

munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

She won't let me leave.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

magnets

magnets must be the answer

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

I only went to stay for a week.

It's been nearly a year now.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

Aye, off his tits guv

Mentalist = in"fucking"sane

(Wrighty, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

my dad went to the same school as him

or something.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

How does he smell..?

oh...wait...no...

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Herr Tezcat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

we've

already done that one... :)

(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

what happened

with the trial involving him, a gun and was it Hampstead or somewhere like that ?

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

He had to undergo psychiatric torture.

And beatings with a knotted bootlace.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

are you sure...

that wasnt Michael Jackson...his nose fell off...

(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

I'm just telling lies

(

rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

Simon Mondrian never equalled the success of his better-known brother.

(

Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

it's all

about harmony
woo

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

Well, at least you noticed it,

and said something nice.
Thank you.

(

Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

Some cats just never learn...

(

Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

hahaha!

curiosity didn't kill the cat, it was a bloody great crocodile!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

hehe

that's class!

(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)

you asked how old i was

before i went for a bath.

18 is the answer.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

Hahahahha

(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

Fly my pretties! mwahahahahahahahaha

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

Brain hurts now!

Cheers and woo to you!

(

Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

that's giving me a headache

(

new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

aaaaaaarghhh!

not had enopugh sleep for that!

It is uber-woo mind...

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

cool.

im off to the pub :)

munkt0n: the trick also works with frontpages too.

(

tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

You told him

How evil!

(

dogsbollocks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

what are you up to?

*narrows eyes*

(

rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

he's found a way

of editing any post...

(

munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)

can he document it

and send to cal please?

(

rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

I believe he has

(

munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

C'mon!

He's b3tan - you really think he wouldn't!

(

dogsbollocks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

Much evil

I can presume.

(

dogsbollocks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

I wish you'd stop it. Don't you like b3ta or something?

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

Yeah,

its fucking stupid, whats the point of that.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

what's the point of finding bugs in software?

what an odd question

(

munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

Fair enough.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

you can squash the bugs, put them in biscuits

and sell them for millions.

(

butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

so you'd rather that

someone malicious found these bugs rather than nice b3tans?

(

munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

A good point.

But there's no need to go around shouting it - a discreet email to cal is all that's required.

(

dogsbollocks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

aar, but

where's the glory in that?

us geeks need to show off sometimes you know

(

Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

he has been

quite open about it all. still shouldn't have collected the passwords that time, but live and learn...

(

rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

Colected passwords?

Ahhh!

I thought they would be like hidden in the sql database or sommit

(

dogsbollocks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

nope

left carelessly lying around in cookies

(

munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

Oh that's bad.

Ah well, I do use the same password for everything, but luckily nothing of mine is worth stealing, etc.

(

dogsbollocks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

that was my main concern

when I saw my password light up in front of my eyes

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

I worry

that it makes lots of work for cal, who codes this board in his spare time.

And I worry that it's impinging on his good nature, because no-one's ever managed to "hack" b3ta anyway. I doubt many have tried.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

it's not that much work for him

personally, I'd rather have people reporting bugs to me, than keeping them secret and trying to hack the place.

(

munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

I must admit it makes me feel nervous that

someone can muck about with my posts and profile even if he seems to be benevolent

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

change your password then

every 2 minutes

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

snot the point

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)

don't worry

all will be fixed soon, I'm sure

(

munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)

that be why

he be fixin it then

(

Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

Anyone who find and reports a security bug

has done all of us a huge favour.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

there sure is a lot of ? worthy things on the board today

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

my eyes!

my beautiful eyes!

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

Mr T thinks it's a great idea....lol right on brothers!....lol

(kids taste better with chips, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

hahahahahah

I ain't gettin on no flag foo!

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)

Mmmmmmm

milk! *guzzle*

(

Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

(hours later)

"Where am I?"

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

oh dear, I'm on a ? rampage

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

haha

woo!

(

stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

much more PC

I've included wales who have been missing for quite some time... then I added the chinese. Yellow of course - because they're obviously yellow, just like black people are actually black. But then I thought, well what about the black people who aren't black, so added brown. But then realised that white people aren't actually represented, so added pink. Obviously the gay community shouldn't miss out either... and I haven't even got religious yet...

(

stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)

That's almost tartan

woo

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

I likes that.

I vote for you

(

butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

(laughs a lot)

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

*applause*

(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

Bluurrgghhhh

there a silly red splodge in the middle of that picture.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

watch it

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

Careful now

else I'l be over by there burning yewer house down. ; )

(Nigel Meek's Incredibly High Waistband, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

I think you should send that

to some PC action group with a 100% serious e-mail. Might get an unexpected response.

woo!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

fookin

ace

(

Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

is that

the new Bennetton ad?

oops, my mistake - no dead children

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

The Benetton ads

were sheer bloody genius (prolly not the bestt way to sell clothes, but genius nonetheless).

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

too cotroversial

everyone knows their name, but no one buys their clothes. Hoist, petard etc

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

Exactermally

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

Now that's a much better idea.

Got my vote.

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

mind piss!

mine was called the "Jock Taffy" instead of union jack^H^H^H^HFLAG [thanks uncle matt], to avoid the humiliating reference to some notion of the kingdom being united

(

Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

pffft!

you said "Jock Taffy"

oh.. that's not rude...

(

stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

i've said it already once

it's the union flag. it's only the union jack when it's on a boat. or the queen's there. or something.

(

new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

in other news...

whales are not fish
big ben is the bell
frankenstein was the scientist not the monster
etc.etc.

(

stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

it is my mission to educate

non-believers like yourself will not stop me ;)

(

new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

I've said that too.

do I get second prize?

(

Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)

hurrah

I like the black personally.
At last the Cornish flag is represented, and about time too!!!

(

djdirect, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)

why on earth the Cornish have their own flag is beyond me

and all this talk about getting their passports out when they go over the bridge to get to Plymouth. Pah.
I'm 1/2 Cornish, and have family in those parts, and they're all backward

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

Christ

I'm going to be sick

(

Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)

yaaaaarr

g ;)

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

thank you!

i was just going to do that very flag.....

fucking PC communist self-righteous morons. do they actually live on the same planet??

I'd have them all shot.

(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

death to all bastards!

hooray!

(

stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

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