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# seriously,
(icedragon, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# OH I love Ashton
Kuchter! I love him as Kelso in That 70's Show! I would times a million!!! WHOO!
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# but you must admit
that film is SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# not seen it...
can't comment but have heard it is! I still would tho but only as Kelso!
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# It looks
worse than the Phantom Menace, a difficult feat! My suspicion with films like this is that Americans lap them up and then they're met with bemusement everywhere else in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Bubba....
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is
to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom
Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door,
and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your
friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still sceptical. After they leave
Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was
just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and
motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just
on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a
cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba,
who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome.
Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all
these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go
upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough,
half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony.
But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack
and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side, Bubba
asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came
out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, 'Who's that on
the balcony with Bubba?'
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# honk
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# parp!
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# God wrote that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Made I laugh.


Sorry, don't get the pic joke though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# check sean william scotts head
then re-read the title...
(icedragon, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Sorry..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# mountain dew -
dewd wheres my car. and instead of a head its a can of mountain dew... ah never mind.
(icedragon, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Oh right
sorry, I've never heard of the drink - pic looked good though.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# quick and

dirty
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Heh heh heh
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# your my wife now
dave
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# My Favourite all time wank...
(Sanks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Is that
brimstone I can smell, or do my eyes decieve me?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# you smell through your eyes?
how do you see?!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Its complicated,
but since I talk through my arse anyway my vision is perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# similarly, all my senses come through my hands
so there's really no need to call the police, madam.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# That must make
cleaning your fingernails a nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahaha! Very nicely done...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# is that
lady's fingernail on the thumb? That's a weird twist!
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# A weird twist
is just how I like to finish off...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# that's disgusting.
you should be ashamed of yourself.
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Ra Hearly,
how would you finish off then?

*cheeky wink, waggly eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# by not looking like
my friend's dad for starters. That usually gets me off to a good start!
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# I dunno,
your friends dad is quite a looker...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# he looks like the
married man that said he twists himself off... bit freaked out! not that the married dude isn't nice looking but when he looks like someone's dad, you have to think twice!! ;0
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# So,
who's Dad do you have to look like before you get interested?*


*you are in no way obliged to answer this.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Hmmm...
good question... Any of Steve McQueen's kids dad? or Johnny Knoxville's kids dad? Hmmm, good one!
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Trouble is, the married dude
looks like his own Dad too...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Always a nightmare!
I get offended if people say I look like my dad - how can I? he's a man and I'm a very girly girl! :)
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# straight to hull baby.
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# wierd yet cool
Did you draw it yerself or is it from something?
(Chorlton, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# nicked I'm afraid.
But I did the woo-ing.

Some obscure Jap gaming site.
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Arf!
sick, sick, sick.
but woo.
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 22:54, archived)
# I see Brucie
is hosting this weeks "Have I Got News For You". I have it on good authority that this weeks 'odd one out' caption looks like this:

But I have no idea what the answer is.
(I helped save b3ta! Daz, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# norx
xron


it should be "odd pair out"




/coat
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# The odd one out
is Mr. Punch. The rest are photos that have been tweaked for grotesque effect.

Well, I hope that's true.
(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Or maybe,
it's that the bird is the only one without something stuck on the top of her head???
(I helped save b3ta! Daz, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# class
me likey
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# afternoon mate
hows the revision?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# I misread revision
as television...
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# how's the tunnel vision
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Thor you sexual genius
revision is all over as last and only exam was yesterday. I am now free for the summer and looking for a job.

PS - you get a solo in the B3TA time song.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# How's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Going great
just waiting on about 5/6 more people and hopefully they can fill up the remaining solo spaces. If not, I will have to.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Cool,
I think you should also do an 'out of tune' version.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Woo!
thats the best news all day.

feel free to look at my previous post
www.b3ta.com/board/1375429
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# I looked at your post
as per your suggestion. Most woosome. That film is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# i don't think i'm going to be able to take part i'm afraid.
artistic differences.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Did you hear it on the news today
apparantly, people who drop out from B3TA time songs are gay. I swear it was on the news.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# it's true
ive seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Kinell Thor
you are a master of comedy. Best thing all day.

Anyhow, I'm off to watch Matrix reloaded. Laters all.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# i thought
you left?
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# i'd forgotten something
so i came back.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# and the
singing ability of a dead rabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# co
incidence
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# this wouldn't happen at the BBC
you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahah
very funny sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# My
god.

*slaps forehead, faints*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# I'm sure Bruce Forsyth and Jimmy Hill
are twins! Oh, and the bird with the plastic norks... classy!
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
That's soup herb. The one on the bottom left is the odd one out - she's the only person smuggling two bald guys into the country...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# jimmy hill repost

My mate John, Or Jimmy Hill?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# A *cough* labrat *cough*
(hugh jarce, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# woo! Nice pic.
And Labrat are a good band too
/part time mosher
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# haha
woosome
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# that's very woo
and also yay.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# cool
on a similair note, I now have a black labrador called Henry.....who kept me up until 2am with his inseasant whinning
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# It's ironic because he was listening to the Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I am the
walrus

COO COO KEDJOO

Woo to that. how painful
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# All you need is
a reconstructive surgeon.

wyh
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# oww
that looks far to realistic actually.
Are you sure that's not real footage?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# haha
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(breath) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Woo!
and other assorted noises of approval.
(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# hehe
nice bounce
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha !
kersplat !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# nice
foot-twitching-action(tm)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# seconded
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# *SNORT*
moisteggcellent
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# full steam ahead
for the woo train.

more falling behemoths please. thank you. that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# it's the foot twitch
that takes it from 'great' to 'genius'.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Hee hee
dat's funny.


Sorry for the threadjack - just had a call from someone trying to sell me new windows/doors/guttering/cladding and his voice got more and more depressed as I refused everything he offered me.
I'm not sure whether to feel a sense of triumph or remorse...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# That's the point
at which 'no parle inglese' somes in very handy.
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# "if you were to have some windows replaced for free, how many would you have replaced?"
all of them, obviously.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# None...
I'd be chasing the wee bugger that smashed them in the first place. Kids today, huh!
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# A friend did the best one
He talked for ages about the windows he really wanted and then asked if they could give him a house to put them in too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# next time
tell em you don't have windows in your house, then listen to em squirm in confusion!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# could you change your name to icestationzebra please?
it would save me a lot of time not having to reread it every time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Glad
to know I'm not the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Me too
"You're name's icezebra/it never suited you"
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# poor bastard
just trying to make 5% comission on each new sale to take him above minimum wage. go easy on thm, and send an abusive letter to his boss.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Oh
I was really nice and pleasant - I don't get nasty unless they won't take no for an answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# The Walrus
was Paul.
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# i love it.
but it's the twitching that really does it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# fan tache stick
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Fantastic
googoo ga woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 22:53, archived)
# cancan2
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha
nice timing
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)
# it's perfekt
and again precisely front-page width... :)


WOO UNTO THEE
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Hehe
love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Oh,
its making me jig along.


LA lalalala LA LA lalalala LA LA lalalala LAAAA
Lalalalalalala
LA lalalala LA LA lalalala LA LA lalalala LAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Dont you mean...
La la, La la la la ARRRGH la, la la la la ARRRGH la

la la la-la-la-la-la-la
(Goodie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah! I can exhibit my new woo yay now!
(maddave, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# can my crayfish join in?
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# lavly!
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Mothers hotel room

Resized
(gamera, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Yay!
I like...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# party! party! party! tora! tora! tora!
B3ta 2nd Birthday Party
Friday July 18th 2003

Location: Upstairs, Babushka
125 Caledonian Road, LONDON, N1 9RG
(NEW LARGE LOCATION: Two rooms and a balcony. Plus can spill into bar
downstairs.)

Nearest Tube: Kings Cross.

Map: makeashorterlink.com/?K3CA426E4
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Splendid.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)
# excellent.
*steeples fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# release the winged monkeys!
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)
# FFLLYYYY
my pretties!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# oh dear
continue the research into the winged monkeys..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# do you think they'll be ready
in time for july 18th?
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Staples fingers to what?


Oh right...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# very tempting.
edit: hang on that says july.

i'm getting wrecked next weekend. wwhoops. looks like i will come down.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# OOH, where's
your hen night going to be?
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# it's not mine it's karens.
myself and graham are going to be the blokes dragged along. however we have to dress up like cute anime babes.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# hurrah!
and furthermore.. hurrah!

edit: this link is shorter: shorl.com/busiprofulalu and it makes a hash that sounds like a word!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# haz
ZAH
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Isn't/wasn't that the pub where they host(ed) that bloody awful
Live with ... Chris Moyles/Christian O'Donnell thing?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)
# correct
they still had all the props in when I checked it out last night. Including a zimmer frame with mod moped mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Was there tumbleweed
and the fetid smell of burning careers?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# the manager said that he passed out from exhaustion 3 mins before the final show
and they had to run a tape instead
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# had Moyles
just run up the stairs?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# I bet
I could smell it from Mile End
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# That's Uber Woo und Yay
I will come to make party
(jerkchicken, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# yay!
means I can do a party up in Newcastle (when I thought this might be), then b3taf3st, then the bash! Marvellous (even if it will bankrupt me!)
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# jolly good
i think i've been to that bar before...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Argh!
I'm destined to never make it to a b3ta bash :(

Factoid: That's where Live With... Chris Moyles/Christian O'Connell is broadcast from
(noone_really, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# and did you know that that's the pub where
Live With... Chris Moyles/Christian O'Connell was broadcast from
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# i heard it was the pub
that Live With... Chris Moyles/Christian O'Connell was broadcast from
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# No no no..
you're thinking of Live With... Chris Moyles/Christian O'Connell
(noone_really, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# You know what
I heard?
I heard it was the pub...oh I can't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# really?
i heard it was that pub that chris moyles show on channel 5 was done from. you know the one, it was taken over by christian o'connell.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Is that the place where live with Christian O'Connel
who is actually Richard Bacon is filmed, I reckon it's just a rumour
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# I won 2 and a half grand's
worth of home entertainment system off that programme just by sending in a text
*FTAC*
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Yay!
(and other shouts of exhultation)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# buggers are you going to go?
must be busy that night ;)

[edit] exhAltation btw
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Ah buggrit
I'm a journalist, it's traditional to let the occasionle spelling era to crop up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Hurrah
more boozy b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# is there any other sort?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# only
when asleep.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# woo!
oh... and I find that www.tinyurl.com works way better than shorterlink... give it a try :)
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# yeah but ....
makeashorterlink was made someone I know.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Can I come?
I know I'm a relative noob here, I don't post much and have never met any of you but I'd really like to.

Can I come?
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# yes
you can.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Thank you!
Yay! Can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# 'course!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# of course
more the merrier
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Ooh
nice venue!

Rather unfortunately, I shall be in NYC. Ah well, y'all have fun without me, y'hear?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Alright for some!
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# yep ;-)
July 4th - you 'round? See schedooler for details...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# ROCK!
*THASHES HEAD, MAKES DEVIL HORNS*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Not even Microsoft is safe...
(Marky-, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)
# that am
fantastical
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)
# sorry to threadjack
but when I turned up here today, the boards thought I was someone else, and I had to log out them and log in again. What does this mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# either
that you're unvoluntarily a l33t h4x0r d00d

or that someone else been on your pc surfing b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# impossible
It's in my room, and nobody has been in.
I'm right confused
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)
# who did it
say you were?
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Can't remember
somebody I've never seen posting, so not a regular member
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# *grins*
god moves in mysterious ways, you know



(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Aaagh! No!
Run away! AIIIEEEE!

...oh, sorry. Thought it was going to be that paperclip.
(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)
# RÅPHLHARRIS
etc
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# etc etc
etc

that am woo, and it am yay also.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Our school had a really cool lollypop man
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)
# LMAO
Soup herb and a bottle of woo yay for table 2 please
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)
# ha ha
think that's been done before, but i don't think it's been done so well...
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)
# that
is really rather good.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)
# ha ha!
that's ace! have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Hehe
Hi Cockalorum.
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)
# wow !
how very woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)
# woohoo
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)
# arf.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# mwaaaah hahahahahahah
that is superb. I'm in fits here.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# made me
larf!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# that is SO good
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Quality
Street :D
(SlinkySkunk, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# HAR HAR HAR!!!
Even more funny is that HAMMER is making a come back appearance this July at the Red, White, & BOOM concert in Kansas City this year!
(FeMonky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Since Hermans escape..
Hes been lined up for a major
Hollywood role.

Herman 1
Herman 2
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Herman
is a swinger!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Loved
the Statue and Ice cream, it make the FP?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)
# ha ha
i'm going to watch that for the rest of the day.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)
# bored
(rotating bread, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Suspiciously
authentic.
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)
# You clearly
haven't finished yet - no big splodge.
(Bob McCow, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)
# He was faking his organism.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)
# your left
handed mouse-writing is a lot better than mine.

or are you left-handed?
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)
# i have to use my mouth
my hands have pressing business to take care of
(rotating bread, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)
# pressing?
No no no, you're doing it all wrong!!
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)
# nice.




*makes note to self not to ask questions about wanking on the board ever again*
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)
# now there's something that needs
to be in the faq.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)
# That
just reminds me of i-sketch

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Flagrant repost
For no good reason
(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)
# I like that
better than all the w*nking ones!! WHOO!
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)
# that
was worth 30KB.

/sarcasm >
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)
# just because i haven't posted in a while...
(.doc, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)
# A Mowl
or a Ownkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)
# i like 'mowl'
and i like that pic. a lot.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# mowlnkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)
# superfoul egg
doesn't work with AZERTY keyboards :|
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)
# ok
well, you have 3 options:

Buy a Sharp Zaurus PDA and play that version
Download a RiscOS emulator, and play the RiscOS version.
Download WinUAE and play the Amiga version.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Quirks
was more fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Neat AI 20 Questions game to play
here if you can get through. It's really good too!
(Kimbo, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)
# I like that
very cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)
# It didn't guess
a vibrator. Rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)
# guessed a cigarette lighter eventually
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)
# i win
it didn't get burmese python.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)
# didn't get ecstacsy tab either
not much use in schools then
(Symball, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Not really AI
just a binary tree. We had this on a BBC Micro at school for guessing animals.

edit: It got ice-cube tray eventually. very good.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)
# since when
do rugby balls 'probably' eat fish??
(BadgerJuice, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# My favourite band.....
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)
# i bet their songs aren't as good as
Picnic of Love by AnalCunt
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)
# analcnut
was a grindcore band wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)
# yes it was
however grindcore is not nearly a way of life.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)
# couldn't beat
chronical diarrhoea, 73 songs on one EP :-)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)
# warning - memory lane ahoy.
I saw a band called The Prefects once who did really quick songs (one called VD - lyrics: VD, VD, VD)and the drummer kept putting on another jumper between songs. Ah, happy days.
*drifts off, slavers slightly*
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)
# dancin at the disco
bumper to bumper

wait a minute

where's me jumper?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)
# That song
never fails to raise a smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Woo for Sultans of Ping FC!
Top song...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Lawnmower Deth did a lot of really short songs
such as:

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh CRIKEY!", "I've got a bad nasal infection", "Can I cultivate your groinal garden?" and "Fuck off".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)
# hehehe
reminds me of napalm death playing live.

YOU SUFFER - BUT WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)
# that's speedcore
No, no, I didn't say that!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Ja, ist making my nose bleed
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)
# SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

almost a way of life! (nearly)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)
# I was just thinking about
Anal Cunt great name - great name
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I can almost hear
John Peel saying it now

"And now the teen pop sensation, Anal Cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)
# or
Delightful Dumplings Darling by Marty and the Minge Muffins


seminal
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)
# gay bykers on acid.
(or the quick name change to lesbian dopeheads on mopeds)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Oooh!
That's good.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)
# New television show
Daft Cook Wierd Cook
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Excuse me...
...but I have just eaten, thankyou very much Jerry!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Is that
comic sans?

Tut Tut
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Is that a graphic designer's joke?
;¬*
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I was going for
a completely repulsive show - therefore comic sans was absolutely necessary, artistically speaking. For further complaints, I will refer you to the Beeb.
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Just cos its called "Comic"
doesn't mean its "wacky" and "zany".
(Bob McCow, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)
# What about Comic Relief....
....point taken
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)
# it could just be
Cunt Cook, Cunt Cook with Jamie Oliver.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)
# it could just be
cunt with jamie oliver
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Ready Steady Coke,
from what I've heard...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Cook My Cunt...
...Cunt my Cook?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)
# my favourite Jamie Oliver potatochop
from that hairytongue onslaught was "The Incredible CUNT" with the subtext "Don't make me cook.. I'm a cunt when I cook"

Laugh? I nearly shat.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)
# that is so strange
that it becomes genius
muchos moosiveness
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Pffffffft!
.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)
# How to distract Dave with NORKS!!!

click here to see how (because it's so bloody big!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)
# NORKS!
NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)
# WHERE WHERE WHERE
WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I hear there are some on the interweb
but it might be an urban myth
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)
# hahahah
wonderful - from inanimate to animated in a second :)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

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