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no caps, no Albert John, it's really a progress :)
I'm almost convinced

(ytsesam, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:13, archived)

I'm waiting for someone to say glasscock

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:16, archived)

glasscock

there you go :)

However, I'd not seen it.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:16, archived)

nor me

but I only read as far as 'dear' ;)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:19, archived)

you

should change your name again

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:21, archived)

what to this time?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)

well

dont ask me too suggest anything coz it would be far too rude but maybe something hinting at your upcoming love fest !

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:30, archived)

pfffft!!

you're right though, I've had this name for over 12 hours, it's so yesterday.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

dahhlink !

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

I don't know what to change it to

I so liked being Victoria Becham though, Dayveed

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)

said dont ask me to suggest coz you'll end up with summat like Mother Inferior is gonna get boned from here to Eternity" ;)

How about Mother Inferior is throbbing?

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

lol!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

Glasscock!

What happened to your speech that you've got it back? Flu? Or did KB propose?

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Ratsta, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:17, archived)

*cough*

www.b3ta.com/board/1543019

if you mean Berk, you're so wrong!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)

Well yes, KB = Berk

but I didn't really think it was him. Can't say I've met Dog before. He must be a day shifter. Well grats to you, Mother Notsoinferior! May love be all you want and need! Fascinating though, the number of b3tans that are pairing off.

Now I just have to find a b3tan in Sydney that likes big guys :) (Kittywaste doesn't count 'cause he's a guy /grin)

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Ratsta, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:22, archived)

heh heh!

Cheers Pappa! That's sweet :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:26, archived)

*looks up*

what's going on?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)

he thought I was your mystery laydee

;)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

ahh

the usual then

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)

have other people said that as well?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

i think someone might have

i really don't know any more.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)

you guys are weird

I'm not into slang

(ytsesam, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:19, archived)

he got our number

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:21, archived)

got your address

got your address
got your address

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)

sorry pet

'glasscock' is something we've seen before.
I hadn't seen it before, but I thought someone would have :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:21, archived)

uh huh...

I suppose everyone got that in their mailbox

(ytsesam, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:26, archived)

they probably didn't

and I never get any fun stuff like that, but as soon as someone says they've found something new, people usually line up to say it's glasscock ;)
I was only joking, see :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)

there

was a local builder in Bishop's Stortford called Glasscocks, so we have a Glasscock centre.

And there was a Glasscock bakers.

Phew - the days fly by.

(Scooby who?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:19, archived)

Those Nigerian scam scammers

I thought their final posts were quite offensive.

(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:24, archived)

...for being a fucking dot

(British_Bullfrog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:08, archived)

doesn't look like it's fucking

is it supposed to animate?

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)

Would you believe I have a relevant repost.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:11, archived)

yes

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:11, archived)

Prove it!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)

Here you go:

proof!

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:14, archived)

Call that proof!

Sham more like.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:15, archived)

anyone else

having problems with b3ta, it wont let me log out! I was going to create another ID and it will not let me leave!!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:16, archived)

You'll never leave

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:17, archived)

were you going to be a troll?

you should know that you can never leave. Mwahahahahahaha!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:17, archived)

cal's updated bits and bobs today

perhaps there is strangeness afoot.....

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:17, archived)

well the next troll who comes along

we'll know who's responsible now!

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)

I may have another ID already, cos I'm marchant *tring tring* too! I've even been in the news letter as marchant!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:19, archived)

clean out your cookies

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tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:21, archived)

bugger

I was hoping not to do that...

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:21, archived)

welcome to b3ta

YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!

dunno- the mods were up to summink this morning so...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:25, archived)

of course

you're ace.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)

yay! you're back and going to the bash!

:) I will eventualy get to meet you! woo! got anywhere munkt0n and I can kip? oh and did you have a nice holiday?

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:14, archived)

All my girls will

be there.

Oh yeah.

*nods head*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:15, archived)

hehe

bitch

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:16, archived)

Yeah

*picks teeth*

Down wit me bitches.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:17, archived)

ahem!

/stares at bovine

you know I'm only one mans bitch! and you know thats not you!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)

yes it is.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:19, archived)

it just takes some of them longer to realise

than others

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

Yep,

they all want me you know.
All of them.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:25, archived)

but

I thought dutchbird was queen and protector to her loyal subjects. I thought I was protected by her!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:25, archived)

She am

mah biatch too.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:26, archived)

you have an almighty power

we salute you

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)

I let you think I am

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

You know its true.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)

maybe in the fact that

we only exist in your head. But only in that sense.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

bring all the

biatches

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:16, archived)

all

what?

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:17, archived)

My girls,

you know baby, you know.

*pimps off*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)

*shlap*

/storms off

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)

Out of bed the wrong side this morning

baby?

*wonders how long he can keep going till Munkt0n gives him a bonk on his crust*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:20, archived)

nope

:)
just winding you up.
trust munkt0n to install Linux on our web server just as you start playing the pimp.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

He knows really,

he's probably weeping somewhere.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:25, archived)

It's probably whacking off

or it's on its period!

(Kimbo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:13, archived)

the judge keeps his views to himself

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:10, archived)

no he doesn't!

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:11, archived)

matters who the judge is

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:11, archived)

arf!

milk it Sunshine! ;)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:13, archived)

You're not really a mod are you?

Really?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:13, archived)

Why so coy?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:13, archived)

did someone say koi?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:14, archived)

You called !?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:15, archived)

Heh,

I was thinking that.
Are you coming to the bash?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:16, archived)

Lack of funds in any respect

restricts me to a no at the moment.

However........if someone is driving there and is passing Gloucester/Cheltenham, please offer me a lift. That would be great.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:21, archived)

Thor sonofdin

is in Glocestercestercestershire AND has battenburg.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

Yeah

he is, but I doubt that his GF will allow him travel.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)

women, eh?

tsk!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

you should see his parka

and he has 3 copies of the menswear album

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:14, archived)

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:14, archived)

Funny,

you funny man.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:14, archived)

I'll be here all week

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:15, archived)

enjoy

the veal.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:15, archived)

it's not poisoned

is it?

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:16, archived)

Um....

no.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)

great

i'll have 4

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:19, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:22, archived)

*keels over*

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:22, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha haa ha ha ha.

Soon my "offering people poisoned veal world domination plan" will kill everyone and I shall be Queen!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha haa ha ha ha.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

Ya, I know.... I'm headed for hell. So what.

______

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MadMike, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)

are you making a point?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:08, archived)

No...

The image is pointless. Oh, other than to provoke thought. You know, like art does.

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MadMike, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:11, archived)

it was a joke

point - geddit?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)

Sorry......

Sometimes I don't have a grasp of the obvious.

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MadMike, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:14, archived)

cocks cocks cocks

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:08, archived)

COCKAGE!

parp!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)

blimey

we're easily pleased.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)

he can see

his house from there

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)

found this one at the bottom of the bag

(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)

I wanna shop where you shop

if you get bags with that in them!

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)

you like bag please?

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)

yes please

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)

bag bag bag

scrotum

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thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:08, archived)

klootsak.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)

teshumpher

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)

(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:14, archived)

u come from Brighton?

(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:16, archived)

no plastic bags....

it's better for the environment and mental health too

(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:08, archived)

blimeh !

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)

i know what blimeh is

what do the others mean?

(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:14, archived)

sometimes

it's best to be kept in the dark

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)

lightbulb?

(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:20, archived)

on that note I'll be off

:))

(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:22, archived)

you insist !

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

charlie's parents were naturally concerned

(antony07, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:02, archived)

Yay

But everything appears to be levitating.....or I really need my prescription changed!

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)

hehe

reflections not thought about

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:04, archived)

shadows piss me off

I can never get the angle right.
So I gave up trying.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)

hehe

takes a while to work out, but tis easy once you've got it

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)

Easyest way to do a shadow it to put a HUGE

feather on it. that covers any mistakes

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)

liddy

bit of blur works too sometimes

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:16, archived)

right

sorted

(antony07, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)

Yay

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)

that he could

float his drugs?
(odd shadowage)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Good morning and Yay!

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sof sof, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)

Shop a kitten:

Click for biggerer

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:02, archived)

lucky he's a bomb-proof kitty

you nasty boy.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:02, archived)

's a bumb

*peter sellers voice*

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lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)

excellent

i hate cats

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:04, archived)

anyone fancy a fight?

(de Jaya, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)

not really

but i will for £50

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)

i'll give u ..

£35

(de Jaya, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:00, archived)

The book starts here

I'm having a monkey on the Kitten.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:00, archived)

How rude!

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:01, archived)

want to make something of it?

*picks up stool*

RUMBLE!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:02, archived)

urgh

you just picked up your stool! Wash your hands. And don't you dare throw that at me.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)

mmmm, tarry.......

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:04, archived)

From the look of it

there's something terribly wrong with your kidneys.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)

that

would be the fact he has an alcahol stream instead of blood.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:08, archived)

I can survive extremes of cold

thanks to this.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:10, archived)

I've just got rid of the blood altogether

Now alcohol seeps through my skin when I try and drink booze. Osmosis, I believe.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:13, archived)

I will have £10

on kitten

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:02, archived)

suit yourself ..

(de Jaya, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)

what an odd landmark to celebrate

hooray for 3510 posts!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)

as in

Heinz varieties?

(Ihaveagirlfriend, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:01, archived)

8154 !!!

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:01, archived)

your on

punk

(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)

your on?

sounds almost exactly like moron.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)

sorry

gonna have to repost this from last night because i'm so pleased with it.

/coat

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)

nice reflective type stuff...

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)

heh...

superb...

edit: has that been slightly cropped?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)

bit off the top

to lose the getty tag

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)

usually use the clone tool to shop them out :)

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:55, archived)

depends

on the image complexity

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:56, archived)

of course

but a bit of tinkery pokery can put it right

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)

and eisensens lazyness coefficient

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lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)

but if you sign up for getty

thay take the tag out??

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:13, archived)

so do i

but it was on a slightly awkward place

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:56, archived)

cunt ;)

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)

well if we're reposting stuff that we're proud of...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:55, archived)

are we?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:56, archived)

not you!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)

well

I am if you are

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)

and if you two are

i am

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)

okay

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:00, archived)

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oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:02, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(OB1, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:22, archived)

oi!

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Bitchpapa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)

that's

good, that is.

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:15, archived)

oi!

you started it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:01, archived)

nope

zog did.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:02, archived)

yeah

but you started this thread

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)

woo

for T-shirt ninjas !

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:04, archived)

yeah!

www.houseofninja.com/lessons.php

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:15, archived)

You must be very proud.

She's a lovely girl.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:56, archived)

how about posting...

something you have mucked around with first - we are fed up with your odd transexual wedding photos :)

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Bitchpapa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:00, archived)

two can play at that game

have a checkin

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lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:56, archived)

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M@rkoni, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)

Cock

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Ptortoise, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:08, archived)

what?

The F

(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:56, archived)

Little Bov wants to touch you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:00, archived)

I want to touch little bovine

*extends bargepole*

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:01, archived)

hehehehhe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:02, archived)

nicely done!

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:02, archived)

jeff's career as a swimwear model was shortlived

(antony07, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:50, archived)

hehehe

i would. both.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)

that guy looks like someone

just did.....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)

dr who?

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Bitchpapa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)

lol

it is really sunshine elephant. he does look like dr who *FACT*

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:00, archived)

rofl possibly nsfw but im not at work so i dont give a monkeys......

THREADJACK:

im still looking for paintmashed pirates people

see my profile for details....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)

sent one

(

Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)

woo!

HONK!

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)

PARP!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)

ETC!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)

*MEEP*

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)

*Queef*

(

M@rkoni, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)

*Mung*

(

M@rkoni, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)

*Poot*

(

M@rkoni, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)

*Shazbat*

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:00, archived)

*nanoo nanoo*

(

Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)

hahaha

inappropriate bone.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)

Hee hee - dat funny.

Roight I'm off downstairs to make some lunch and eat it out in the garden...

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)

kwoll itty

woo!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)

I'm sorry..

(

Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)

ke?

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

Thought it was manuel as well

(

Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)

a well ah wella well a well!

HUH!

tell me more tell me more....

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

was it love at first sight?

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

tell me more tell me more

did she put up a fight?

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)

isn't norway

a funny shape

(

Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:48, archived)

Morocco!!

(Shatner's Bassoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)

Andover?

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:55, archived)

tell me more tell me more
can she get me a friend ?

(

Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)

I got a rep to protect

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)

really... ?

Are you on holiday ?

(bad joke sorry)

(

Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:55, archived)

that's just cruel

It's my 1st day back.

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:00, archived)

oh dear.

we're going to start talking about munkt0n's fingers again, aren't we?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)

well

now you braught them up!

no we are not.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:50, archived)

just found a note on desk from wifey

asking me to hover the house

anyone got a spare anti gravity device?

(

Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)

or possibly

a huge fan?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)

that just might work

(

Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)

splendid

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

Is that...

...football pundit psycho?
EDIT: And woo to you
EDIT: No it's einstein! Doh!
EDIT: It looks like Mark Lawrenson

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

does a bit !

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)

hehe

nice.

(

Jay, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

Like

the postcode!

(

D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

haha !

woo :)

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)

see that?

that's good, that is

(

zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)

He looks more miserable than she does.

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)

hmm

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)

hahahahahahahaha !

George has never looked so happy.

(

Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

hazzah!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

Another corker

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:48, archived)

don't be sorry

: )

(

magoo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)

Repost

Sorry!

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)

Sorry

(Brian Blessed, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)

Your fucking

Sick you are!

;o)

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)

Cary! Stop playing with that or it'll go all wobbly!

(

zog why change it now?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)

hehehe

woo!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)

what?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)

heh heh heh

good head action there, zog.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

Oh no I think she just dropped a clanger

(

Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)

ha ha haaaa!

ace!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)

He's lovely, and so is she.

she was yarr

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

Tell Laura I love her

YARRR!

(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)

you

odd chap.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

I'm actually considering a repost...

(unrelated to this odd post)

(

zog why change it now?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

this one thinks to much......

NEXT!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:37, archived)

I'm wondering where the beach is

and why I've not had a drink yet.

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

...and why you're on the internet?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

internet?

what internet?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)

i saw it earlier

it was running down the street.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

I'm back from my holidays

it's most unnatural.

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)

no, it's natural to come back from holidays.

everyone does it at some time or other.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

not me

I want to lie prone, sweat like a pig, go for a swim, get pissed and repeat as required. NOW.

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)

that's what i do

at work.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:48, archived)

any jobs

going spare?

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)

have you got experience?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)

not much

but it was intensive.

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)

go no zog

we'll forgive you.
And it'll give me a excuse to repost something from last night as well ;)

(

Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

okay...

you asked for it.

(

zog why change it now?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

First ever person to do that

Ever

Fact

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

Ha ha ha

I saw Ricky Valens in panto once...

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)

Really?

No fucking way.

Where, panto and as whom or what?

(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)

sometimes things just go together

(LazyBastard, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)

did he dial

swine swine swine

(

Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:37, archived)

Groan.....

(

D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)

oink!

you're right though - the shadows on these (essentially a cut&paste job in mspaint) matched up just a little too well to be coincidence:

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

you know what i mean

(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)

mental

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)

yeah well..maybe i need

a mini cookie

(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:55, archived)

all

gone sorry , I can rummage in the bin for the bag if you like?

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)

that may be what i need

to save that poor fish

(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:02, archived)

ok on that note i better leave the

office,,cu later

(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)

I wondered again.....

....
The other thing I wondered...

(

Katayclysm, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)

fantastic

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)

Should I get dressed

and goto the shops, and get some lunch, and some icecream?

but it would mean me putting on some underwhere.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)

TROUSERS ON!

BROWSERS OFF!

(

zog why change it now?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)

ahahaa

woo

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

thats naked hour though

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

it's naked hour

every hour

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)

go commando

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

go naked

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

eat your pants

two birds, one stone

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)

mmm

two birds and one stone

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:37, archived)

wow

there skinny birds.....

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)

woo!

that i was not expecting

(

zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)

bloody wonderful

again good sir.

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)

blimey

nice use of flash with a twist of the bizzarro!

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)

swoopurb !

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)

that is

pure class

*awe*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

brilliant!

is that Simon wicks?

bizzare but wonderful expressions!

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

Top drawer!

Impressive stuff.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

That be great

that be.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

That's rather

(

christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)

lovely

and strange

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)

very unexpected

W/Y/H !

(

oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

ha ha!

fantastic!

(

mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

Ha ha ha

Top notch!

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

That's rubbish that is*

*100% lie

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:37, archived)

Class stuff matey

enjoy

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

: )

(

magoo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:48, archived)

Some machines were disgruntled

that their position in society remained low, even after the domination of mankind
It's NOT a toomah!

"Ris of the Machines" indeed

(Kimbo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:26, archived)

hehe !

loon :)

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)

tedmus..

get us a minicookie

(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

TOASTER!

TOASTER!
TOASTER!

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)

Austrian cunt!

Yay!

(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

that's an interesting euphemism for a toaster.

had an unfortunate experience with an austrian girl, did we?

(

smutch, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)

Fuck off

No.

It was a boy..

(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)

#3 in an occasional series

It's Anna Kournikova in a Vauxhall Nova!

#2 - #1

LOng time no see everyone. That connect 4 is addictive stuff...

(Phil not DS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

hahaha

truely great.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)

nutter

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)

Cheers

(Phil not DS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)

nice to see anna k playing with balls again

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)

ha ha! fantastic!

quick n dirty repost time:

(

mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)

her eyes were like spanners

everytime she looked at me my nuts tightened

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)

arf!

(

mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

her teeth were like the shining stars

they all came out at night

(Phil not DS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)

her ears were like flowers

cauliflowers

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:37, archived)

Someone please repost 'Beaver in a Viva with Dibna'

Ta.
YM.

(

Your Mum, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:26, archived)

jesus, thats a

serious classic

We need a spazz master to fish that out...

(Phil not DS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)

also

yoda in a skoda.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

and

Lou Macari in a Ferrari

Has anyone done Steven Segal in a Reliant Regal?

(Phil not DS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

Lament!

The link is no longer active. :((((((((

(

Your Mum, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

eeeeeerm this help?

comedy.allinfoabout.com/subliminal.html

(Spin Doctor, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

Look out.. He's been watching Gremlins again...

(

Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:18, archived)

That's just wrong...

Mocat?

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

eep!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

heh

monkeycat

i hate cats

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

splendid.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)

Sunshine

Finish that c4 game about 130?

(

christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)

okay

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:55, archived)

Brilliant!

But don't make him moist

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)

And never feed him after midnight...

Or he shits in your bed.

(

Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)

wooper

dooper !

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)

This just in:

Is this going to cause trouble? Good thing I didn't mention the contest then.

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)

red haired?

you creep! ;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)

I had to pick somebody... sorry!

And it couldn't be you:

Things known about Prefessor Fnord:

1) Maybe a professor.
2) Fnords are words you can't see.

Hard to fit in really.

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)

he has no ballsack

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)

sshh

he carries em in a briefcase

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)

My bulk lettuce is perfectly in order

www.fhi-berlin.mpg.de/th/personal/hermann/pictures.html

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)

I just meant using red haired

as opposed to G--G-- :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:26, archived)

now I'm not the one who's causing troube...

/BTB my girlfriend's a g--g--....

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

nothing wrong with it

hair colour no bother el fnordio :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

I would

Popbitch! hahahahaha!
w/y/h

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)

riiiiiight....

is that true?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:18, archived)

"slander"

"lies"

"i don't have to take this, me and supermoore and perfectly happy together"

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:18, archived)

*ahem*

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

"well i'm happy with it"

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)

rofl!!!

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)

He told me....

...you were a very selfish lover.

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

crabs and clams and lobster and things?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)

I can just imagine the admin at the website thinking...

"Why are so many people trying to get to TonyBlairIsGay.BBC.co.uk"

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

damn it

I should have href'ed it to them! :)

/Troublemaking

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)

That's twice

he's made the news today

Click for full story
The font's cocked up from MSN though

(

Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)

Flightless?

(

Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)

i think reverend dan likes it

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)

i expected nothing

less from you

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)

100% FACT!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)

100% of 100% of fact

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)

Where is that

Sunshine Elephant Would pic when you need it?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)

He wood

his all gay.

(

Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)

Arf

really?

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:18, archived)

it is true

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)

Arf

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)

hahahahaha

(

djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)

rolf

mayo

ps, does that mean you've a really slack anus?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)

it was huge, goatse times ten

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:26, archived)

fair enough

i walked into that one...

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)

yes.

Yes you did.

(

barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)

eeeeeewwwwwwwww

take that back

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

gladly!

It's not a pleasant image!

(

barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)

Ha ha ha

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)

hahahahaha !

Dan has an arse like a clowns pocket !

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)

That gets a...

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)

Har

The poor kid!

(

Sammo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

Kittens

Taste so GOOD!!!!

Since you all flamed me last time - hows this for a quicky?!?!

(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)

delicious!

why were you flamed?

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

by baz

the cuntinator

(

Sixola, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

Cos my last post was crap

(it was my first ever!)

(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

that's no reason for a flaming

You are most welcome here, pull up a kitten. You'll never leave, you know :)

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)

Oh I still post really really bad crap!

Just try and find some of the posts I've made. :P 100% shit, 100% FACT!

(Spin Doctor, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

if you

want to call me baby

well go ahead now

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)

He wasn't

but lots of people got confused earlier cos his pic wasn't too obviously shopped and were already a little tetchy cos of a troll ...

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)

OK :)

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)

I'm not saying everyone was pleasant

but sarcastic remarks are a hell of a lot better than being told to fuck off.

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

true

I didn't see it, I just wondered what went on.
/nosey

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)

fuck off

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)

Bastard

*runs off crying*

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

Is that any better

Its not my best work, but i don't have acces to my gallery at the mo, so i knocked it up quickly to try and vindicate myself!!!!

(Kwazy Wabbit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)

ahhh!

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

Aieeee!

(

Canker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)

and a retoast of the classic

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)

Im not sure what to say about it....

It looks like the cat has no body, just two arms, and walks around with the arms.

And there is a croc in the background, why is there a croc there? Crocs are evil, they stole my watch.

And they are some teath on top of the kitten, a little bit infront of him. Why are they teath there?

Why is it so hot? im rather hot.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

Gratuitous kitten-eating

is always good!

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

Glad to see you've kept at it!

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

indeed

woo for kitten killing, you should have seen my first post - but we shall never talk of it again..

good pic, stick at it!

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)

I didn't flame you

your picture did not seem to be shopped as we don't know the people in it YOU DID so you knew the difference

you resorted by being rude when I was polte

fuck you

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thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)

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