
worth a read to see how the 'terrorists' have really won
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:32, Reply)

....Seriously though, that story put the shits up me. It's terrifying to think that IF the state wanted to pull that shit, it could easily happen.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 2:45, Reply)

and it's saved countless lives. What about that plumber/sparky bloke who ran onto the tube, he had all sorts of tools in his bag, my god they had to shoot him in the head.
just imagine if he'd been allowed to continue on with his day? he could have fixed any number of boilers FOR TERRORISTS.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:20, Reply)

Fucking police!!...Mind you, lesson learnt.
.Just dont talk to the fuckers.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 4:52, Reply)

especially don't talk to them whilst in a politically sensitive area with photographs of you with replica guns on your person, and tube maps with stations highlighted.
It's a shame when this happens to innocent people, but I would have been worried with all that on him.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:04, Reply)

For english subtitles:
Click on this link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=otOvp64LehE
Then:
1. Click the "up arrow" button on the bottom right of the video player.
2. Click the captions/subtitles menu button.
Only NSFW cause there's some fisty-cuffs on the go...
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:08, Reply)

Can you believe they screened it? Imagine Davina in this country:
"Do you regret calling him a fucking gay when he smashed your nose open?"
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:19, Reply)

I hate big mouthed fuckwits, them that can do, them that can't shout about it a lot till someone does it to them to shut them the fuck up!
Also true of bumming...
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 1:20, Reply)

( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:05, Reply)

what's funny here is this 23 Y.O. thinks he just found it, admittedly in April, but non the less, if you're old enough to have been there in 1979, this will crack you up, esp the comments if you go direct to Youtube.
It's even the new 'highlighted with Lucas sound' version he shows, FFS.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:13, Reply)

Luke Skywalker will be moaning about he's not like Lando next
Christ, I hate this rap culture thing, given it's completely shit
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:42, Reply)

and raise you a bed occupier
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ctbPiXbqm98&feature=related
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:06, Reply)

It might help if I could read Japanese, but...WTF ????
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:38, Reply)

It might be Korean after all
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:47, Reply)

and pretty much it's a little game thingy where you can doodle over Hitler. It's just text and an image of Hitler from the Japanese wikipedia.
You can desecrate him too here:
www.kyokasho.net/sekaishi/237/scribble
and the bit that pops up on the book first tells you that it's currently drawing over the pages, and then it tells you it has finished drawing.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 3:13, Reply)

This weeks compo :-
"What were you doing on t'internet in 2001" - most of my results are in ascii
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:31, Reply)

I started reading b3ta, shortly after the colourscheme went all black/white/grey
Christ I'm old.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:51, Reply)

Well. Sort of. It was green and white anyway:
web.archive.org/web/20010723123310/http://www.b3ta.com/
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:00, Reply)

I liked this one:
web.archive.org/web/20010720191544/underground.zork.net/
I'm going to send it out to all of my friends and family as an early christmas gift!
(the above link is NSFW)
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 2:48, Reply)

Admittedly sometimes we ran out of ones and had to make do with just noughts.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:54, Reply)

No facebook, my staff will get some work done! *installs as homepage on all work pc's*
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:51, Reply)

We had Usenet, FTP and Gopher.
What more could you want?
Who would ever need more than 3600 baud?
(and 640k)
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:50, Reply)

2001:
Porn - 4,490,000 pages
2008:
Porn - 217,000,000 pages
Either my maths is totally out or thats a phenomenal increase of about 4800%!
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:55, Reply)

I like the way that certain results link to the archives. I checked out notorious Saudi construction worker "Osama Bin Laden" and found the following news from 1998: "Saudi Arabia: Bin-Ladin, Others Sign Fatwa To 'Kill Americans' Everywhere".
I wonder what happened to that then?
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:30, Reply)

but didn't bother going to "landing 101".
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:48, Reply)

Also a film about his imprisonment;
www.akatommychong.com/
DEA: Do you have any narcotics in the house?
TC: Of course man, I'm Tommy Chong.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:50, Reply)

Stop-motion with human Tetris pieces, with the music and sound effects performed vocally. It's been viewed lots so you may have seen it, but this deserves to be in the newsletter.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:49, Reply)

I spent the last couple of days completely redesigning my website.
Now that it's over, I feel like I've earned a temporary place over here on /links :]
If you have any criticisms, I'd like to take them into consideration.
Cheers :]
Edit: Piss, I had to redo the guestbook.
I found a few errors and apparently uploading it again deletes all the comments.
Who'd have thunk it?
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)

good idea though
people could type any old shit into there
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)

Edit: was it you who used to post stuff on there?
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:35, Reply)

did you post yourself on my site? or was that someone else?
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:40, Reply)

( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:44, Reply)

The most annoying kid in Cornwall or something.
Hexy pointed it out to me a while ago.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:52, Reply)

( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:56, Reply)

Not sure why I thought that was a good idea.... Its a really unflattering one too, especially as you have to crop it.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:58, Reply)

we pride ourselves in being the least Naziesque of all of b3ta, and 99% of us are jolly nice chaps/chappettes. Need not be afraid here, you are in good company.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:33, Reply)

see my sig!
Hello poppet, hows things?
EDIT: I meant that for Clansoul not RBF. Although I still think RBF is a poppet.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:39, Reply)

Things are pretty fab, thankyou :]
How's everything at your end?
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)

I have a new toy, a 1972 VW camper van called Annabelle. She is lovely.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:49, Reply)

Shouldn't you have spent the last couple of days at school? ;)
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:44, Reply)

I spent time in the evening yesterday, and today, as well as the whole of monday :]
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:46, Reply)

And yeah, mondays off is great except for the fact that tuesday is actually my busiest day D:
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:53, Reply)

There are far more gimposaurus stories than I remember reading on here! However, your animations page appears to be only a directory at the moment.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)

It's working now :D
Cheers!
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:51, Reply)

Apart from that YAYZORS!
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:05, Reply)

All looks fine, except I get a red x when I hover over the "comics" link in the gallery section - might be just me tho!
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:08, Reply)

That's been playing up.
It's working for me, now, what about everyone else?
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:10, Reply)

I don't know what the problem is, then.
It works for me in both firefox and ie.
What browser are you using?
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:17, Reply)

(not an image...!)
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:21, Reply)

Weird.
I have no idea.
:[
Edit: It's started doing that for me, now.
I shall have a shower and come back and fix it.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:24, Reply)

but it seems to only happen when i'm on the profile page. Works ok for all others...???
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:27, Reply)

by playing in wikipedia and caught out Mirror hack David Anderson
edit: Noobie mistake, link fixed.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:27, Reply)

if anyone actually reads it...
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:45, Reply)

"Citation Needed" will always make me laugh from now on.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:21, Reply)

... and thanks once again for everyone's support. Personally, I won't be happy until it is published in forty foot letters of fire on the moon.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:54, Reply)

if someone edits a wikipedia entry in jest
then a newspaper doing some research uses wikipedia to gather information uses said information in a published article
said information then becomes "ligitmate" in the eyes of wikipedia and can become "official" information?
that's fucking brilliant!
internets FTW!
( , Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:06, Reply)

what admirable journalistic restraint - i'm surprised it wasn't called "terrorism".
( , Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:18, Reply)

Funniest mash ive evar witnessed.
LARGE CLICKS
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:27, Reply)

Security code alhpa...3,4,5,6...apple juice...bum
So childish but I proper loled
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:05, Reply)

that is soo good, a little bit of wee came out when i watched that.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Top top top top top top top and top.
Kick ass lip synching, even it wasn't actually what was said. All you needed was Beverley askin for it up Satan's Alley.
Not that she would...
( , Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:51, Reply)

The only reason I haven't dubbed some trek is because I have always believed that you really need to get the voices right for it to be funny.
But does this clip show that isn't necessary?
Hmmmmm..
( , Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:43, Reply)

I have tears rolling down my cheeks. "I still have cocaine on my hands".
*SNIFF*
Amazing, absolutely amazing sir.
( , Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:19, Reply)

The cover for an album by The Faith Tones, (not sexy ladies) if that helps.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:46, Reply)

that you see people trying to sell in Ultra Tourist places around the world!! and it's like.....
"Sir, Sir, Madame, Madame - Please sit down, I'll draw your face like a cartoon - Look - See? Here is my work! - It'll only take 20 minutes....
........£5 pounds please!!"
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:26, Reply)

Even although you know how it's done, it still fucks with your brain a bit!!
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:37, Reply)

That's brilliant... I want a room like that just to mess with people.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:14, Reply)

Guess who - remember that game?
animation where they do a nice little dance to grand master flash
i used to fancy max
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:50, Reply)

the BBC journalist, thats what my dad calls him anyway, also peter looks like John Simpson
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:04, Reply)

Non specific guess who.
With questions like:
Do you think they have children?
Are they one the dole?
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:42, Reply)

Would you lend this person money?
Are his or her parents still married?
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:25, Reply)

pick the one that looked like my dad every turn. It made it very easy for the other kids to win every time.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:01, Reply)

that looked like the guy who let me play with his meat submarine in the bath.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:26, Reply)

This is a website for a guitar repair shop in Glasgow, where they have put up a load of choice quotes from one of their more 'special' members of staff.
Random quotes: "…Its alright son, the receipts are carbonated…"
"A change is as good as a wink to a blind bat…"
I'm going to go in just see what he looks like - I imagine he's like a Scottish Karl Pilkington! :D
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:50, Reply)

still some way from being finished...
there's a lot of restructuring to do, but thanks to some great feedback, particularly from The_Fr00n (cheers dude!), this is sounding much much better.
edit: any comments at this stage are really helpful
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:40, Reply)
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